Ghosts Australia Season 01 Episode 06

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00:00We did it, Gerard!

00:21Empty, uninhabited land!

00:24Natives may have been here, sir.

00:25Oh, my dear paranoid fast pot,

00:27do you see any natives around?

00:30Well, that could have been left by wild animals.

00:34Ah, look, a large mammal that's capable of shedding its fur.

00:38Incredible, sir.

00:39Gerard, the oar! Quickly!

00:42Quickly, man.

00:43Here we go.

00:44Yes, thank you, best friend.

00:47By order of the king,

00:50I hereby claim this land for his majesty, King George.

00:54The settlers will be so excited.

00:55Let's release the celebratory rabbits.

00:57Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:58Oh, oh, vanikins and flopsy will provide healthy recreation for our new settlement.

01:06Oh, oh, farewell, adorable vermin.

01:11Oh, oh, have fun getting shot at for sport.

01:14All right.

01:16Now, go forth and multiply.

01:18Such a sustainable choice.

01:20Shall we release the cane toads as well, sir?

01:24Tomorrow.

01:26Come on.

01:27Come on.

01:28Cuddle time is over.

01:29Come on, Gerard, sing the song.

01:31Two best friends,

01:33two bunny friends,

01:34two best bunny friends.

01:37Oh, they can't leave me.

01:39They'll never leave me.

01:40Two best friends, two bunny friends.

01:41They'll never leave me.

01:43But they have to leave me.

01:44I think it's time, sir.

01:46All right.

01:47Goodbye.

01:48Goodbye.

01:49Goodbye.

01:49What do you reckon people do in the country?

02:02Like, should we take up a hobby?

02:05Bush walking?

02:06Bird watching?

02:07Yeah.

02:07Mm-hmm.

02:08Fishing?

02:09No, we can do it.

02:10We can swim.

02:10No, we can't.

02:11Yep.

02:12No, no, we can't, Kate.

02:13No.

02:13No, we can't.

02:14According to the farmer's markets,

02:15this is home to a particularly spiteful family of bull sharks

02:18and jellyfish and algae.

02:20Look.

02:21No, no.

02:22Kate, don't.

02:23Let me check the shark out.

02:24There's no bull sharks.

02:25No jellyfish.

02:26There's nothing even remotely dangerous about these waters.

02:28Look.

02:28Yahoo!

02:29Oh, hi, hi.

02:31We're the neighbours.

02:33Hello.

02:35Richard.

02:36Joy.

02:38We're coming over.

02:40Jim, take us over.

02:43Select trick.

02:45Lovely to finally meet you.

02:46We were wondering who owned this vast land.

02:50Hardly vast, but we have been away.

02:53We've just come back from the most wonderful round-the-world cruise.

02:58How lovely.

02:59Do you cruise?

03:01No.

03:02No, actually.

03:04No.

03:05Have you been here long?

03:06Oh, well, you could say that.

03:07Richard is descended from the town's founder, Gerard Larkin.

03:13Wow.

03:15Gerard Larkin founded the town?

03:17Ha!

03:18Why, I could bore you all day with details on why she's wrong.

03:20For starters, I was the one first off the landing party.

03:23I put my foot down, and I remember it because I got soggy socks for a week.

03:26And I'm sixth generation, so you could say we've always been here.

03:30No.

03:31Wow.

03:32With the colony in need of new pastures for livestock, the governor had approved an expedition to settle the fertile lands beyond the three water holes.

03:40Well, well, well.

03:41Let me tell you how that went, Catherine.

03:43Not very well, Gerard.

03:44I'm sure you've noticed that our mutual boundaries and dire straits, Sammy.

03:51It was, of course, a great honor to be chosen to lead the party.

03:54Oh, sorry.

03:55I just tripped.

03:56Fixing the fence?

03:57Yeah, that's right.

03:58Look, I've got a couple of quotes.

03:59Looks like it's going to come in at 40.

04:01Dollars?

04:0240,000.

04:04Dollars?

04:04Dollars.

04:05But spit between two.

04:06It's only 20 grand each.

04:08Sound reasonable?

04:08Ah.

04:11Ah.

04:12Ah.

04:13Ah.

04:14No, there's literally not 20k in here for a stupid fence.

04:19I mean, they're well off, can't we just cry poor?

04:22Oh, I'm not a fan of crying poor to rich white people.

04:24No.

04:24But you are poor.

04:26Your man is also born, Adel, or he'd be fixing the fence himself.

04:29Don't give him the satisfaction.

04:30Larkin's a sketchy ass.

04:32Oh!

04:32What do you know?

04:33Nothing.

04:34Snitches get stitches, and stitches can get heavily infected.

04:37Wait, what do you know?

04:37No, what?

04:38Nothing.

04:39I just...

04:39What happens on a private property between a man, a woman, and their dog is I don't want to talk about it.

04:43The Larkins were low-down sheep-duffers, and worse, Protestants.

04:49The Larkins stole my radishes.

04:54They did not.

04:55Oh, my goodness.

04:56I think you're all forgetting that the Larkins are very rich, and therefore better people.

05:00My fiancé Roland was a Larkin.

05:03General consensus is the Larkins are terrible.

05:05Give or take Miranda's fiancé.

05:06Okay, look.

05:07The Larkins may be cringe and everything, but they are our neighbours.

05:10So why don't we just invite them over to drinks, and we can blow smoke up their butts.

05:14Okay, but no crying poor?

05:15No, no, no crying poor.

05:17Crying...

05:18Nice.

05:19Deal.

05:20Ugh, I love crying.

05:21So it's a dinner party, then.

05:22I love crying at dinner parties.

05:26Hey, guys!

05:28Notice you've got some jungly patches, so we're lending you the beast.

05:33Yeah!

05:36Cost an absolute bomb, but she purrs.

05:40Meow!

05:41Woof, woof, woof, woof.

05:42No, Richard, leg.

05:44Here you go, sweetheart.

05:47I'm sure you've noticed our little vineyard, by the way.

05:52We stomped the grapes with our own bare feet.

05:57Cheers.

05:59We named it Gerard's Grapes after Richard's famous ancestor.

06:06It's really, um, it's like zesty.

06:10The obfuscation continues.

06:12Why, this portrait is, well, shall we say, very flattering.

06:15Hmm, your uncle seemed a bit of a sad character.

06:20You know, reclusive.

06:22I never met him.

06:23He was on my dad's side, so.

06:24And your mother is...

06:26Indian?

06:28First Nations.

06:29Of course.

06:29How lovely.

06:30Oh.

06:32Do you know the Johnsons?

06:33They're the aboriginal family in town.

06:35No, I don't.

06:37No.

06:37That portrait is far smoother of skin and bushy of moustache

06:40than when I knew Gerard, when he was busy not founding the town.

06:45The man was a pleb.

06:47This is so yum.

06:49Do you mind if I grab a top?

06:50I'll go for your life.

06:51The 2022 is an amazing finish, doesn't it?

06:54Yes.

06:55Yes.

06:56So good.

06:56I need you to distract Gideon for me.

07:08Okay.

07:10Gideon.

07:11What?

07:12Ah.

07:13Spit it out, man.

07:16What is this?

07:16What are you doing?

07:17Stop that.

07:18Stop.

07:18You.

07:19I need you to listen to your story.

07:20Yeah.

07:21Please.

07:22I'll buy you a metal detector.

07:23What?

07:24It detects metal.

07:25What?

07:26Gold is a metal.

07:28Ah.

07:30Hmm.

07:31Gideon.

07:33To hear your story would be an honor.

07:35Please talk at me.

07:37Finally.

07:40Joy.

07:41Joy.

07:41Would you like to come over here and tell me more about the, um, Grenache key?

07:45Aren't you gorgeous?

07:46It's Grenache.

07:47Just thought how much light this place gets.

07:49You, uh, you're a dog man, sure?

07:53Uh, I'm a turtle man.

07:55Yeah, I had turtles as a kid.

07:57Yeah.

07:59I had a gorgeous kelpie once.

08:01Mm-hmm.

08:01Grover.

08:02Yeah.

08:05I'm a kelpie man.

08:06Uh-oh.

08:08Yeah.

08:09He just ran away one day.

08:12It's possible I loved him too much.

08:15Oh.

08:15The thing is, we're, like, six months off opening the guest house.

08:20Twelve.

08:21Twelve.

08:22Twelve months, really.

08:23Um, yeah.

08:24And then after that, once the revenue starts coming in, we're more than happy to pay for

08:26the fence.

08:28Well, Richard and I have had a little chat, and we're happy to cover the costs.

08:34Really?

08:35Really?

08:36I mean, really.

08:37That's very generous.

08:38See?

08:39Wonderful rich people.

08:40There's always a catch with the parties.

08:42I'm not taking me eye at these two.

08:44We'll just need to move the fence back to where it belongs, two birds and all that.

08:49Sorry?

08:49Hmm?

08:50Oh, that sad old thing's built three meters too close to our house.

08:54Oh, too, too close?

08:57Hmm.

08:57Uh, you can't even see the fence from your place.

09:00Oh, look, a bit of a tits-up, honestly.

09:01Our son, Dickie Jr., did the work.

09:04I mean, very talented, very fast, just a little too fast.

09:09Nearly as fast as Grover.

09:11You know, I whistle.

09:12He'd be all over me in a flash and jumping up and licking and nibbling.

09:15No, Richard.

09:17You want my land?

09:20Well, yes.

09:23You spiritually, your land, but technically, you know.

09:27Legally ours.

09:38As it transpired, the land around Ramshead wasn't completely uninhabited.

09:43Are you all right?

09:44This is all for me, listen.

09:46Just so you know, that gesture is quite offensive to Anglo-Saxons.

09:53There was an incident at one of our spiffy new fences.

09:58The...

09:59Hello, chaps.

10:02Good morning.

10:03What's this?

10:04Kangaroo or a possum, perhaps?

10:07Hmm?

10:08May I?

10:10Hmm.

10:12Oh, yummy.

10:14Gerard, do you remember that Spanish barbacoa?

10:16I dare say this is even better.

10:18That's mutton, sir.

10:20They killed one of our sheep.

10:23They must be punished.

10:25Oh.

10:25Oh, I see.

10:27Well, my dear impetuous hothead, the king's orders are to establish cordial relations with

10:31the natives.

10:31The picture cards, Gerard.

10:34Here you go.

10:34Yes.

10:35Oh, Sally.

10:38Broke a hip.

10:39Don't ride roos.

10:41Um.

10:42Ah.

10:43Sheep.

10:44Fluffy.

10:44Moronic.

10:45Delicious.

10:46Barbacoa.

10:47But they're ours, you see.

10:49And the punishment for theft is...

10:53Where's the hanging tarp?

10:56It should be in there.

10:56The, um, uh, man go bye-bye.

11:02Uh, uh, yeah.

11:04Uh, yeah.

11:06Uh, uh, yes, yes, yes, I know.

11:08Rather nasty business, isn't it?

11:10But, uh, worry not.

11:11Uh, since I have claimed this land for the crown, uh, you're now subjects of the king.

11:17Which means that you're now under king's law.

11:20Your king?

11:21Our land?

11:22Oh, the king's English.

11:24Bravo, sir.

11:24You block our waterholes.

11:25You block our hunting.

11:27Uh, well, uh, how about this, my noble friend?

11:29I-I'll write to the governor.

11:31How long's that gonna take?

11:32Uh, well, uh, he may need to write back to his majesty in England, so it should only take

11:37about a year or two, and in the meantime, I'll let you chaps off with a warning.

11:42No.

11:43This is us letting you off with a warning.

11:45Oh.

11:46That's a threat, sir.

11:48There may be some discontents if you just let them off.

11:51Oh, Piers, this is going to be a wonderful exchange.

11:53We'll teach them to be civilized, and they'll teach us some delicious recipes.

11:57I-I-I say, what's the secret seasoning?

11:59Salt bush and stolen land.

12:01Uh, well...

12:02It means piss off and don't come back.

12:05Oh.

12:06Piss off, man.

12:08Piss.

12:08Is that a spice?

12:14Mm.

12:16Richard.

12:23Richard.

12:23Yeah.

12:24All right.

12:25All right.

12:29Where are they?

12:30I'm starving.

12:32It's rude.

12:33And do you know the Johnsons?

12:35Come on.

12:36I know.

12:36I thought Richard's dog thing was a red flag.

12:40Oh, my God.

12:40That wine makes me need a drink.

12:44All right.

12:46Guys, these are all the property docs that I can find.

12:48I'm going to pick the page and read.

12:50Except for Eileen, who can't read.

12:53I can read a room.

12:56Let me tell you, there's a big secret the shiny woman's keeping from the morpy-looking fella.

13:01Amazing.

13:01What is it?

13:02Who would I know?

13:03Only God above can read me.

13:06They're kids of meth head.

13:08I will not tell you any more than that.

13:10Tell us more.

13:11Dick Larkin Jr. was one of my biggest customers.

13:13I don't remember him.

13:15No wonder he built that bed so fast.

13:17I don't know if I can mention the addict's son.

13:19I think that's kind of mean.

13:20What was he addicted to?

13:21And please do not say the love of a loyal canine.

13:24This is why you're going to lose with your sad little middle-class feelings, Kate.

13:28I'm not going to lose anything because I used to be a really good lawyer,

13:31and now I'm a really good lawyer who's really, really annoyed.

13:35Hey, that's it.

13:36Drink up.

13:37Drink up.

13:38Take your medicine.

13:40That'll put some fair in your belly.

13:42Oh, yes.

13:44Now, new settlements require not just a heroic founder,

13:49but also a brilliant magistrate.

13:52Unfortunately for the unruly settlers, I was both.

13:59Order.

14:00Order!

14:02This crime is punishable by hanging.

14:06The natives killed a sheep and made some truly inspired Barbacoa,

14:09and you ungrateful settlers hunted them down

14:11and remorselessly dispatched several members of their tribe.

14:14Order!

14:15Order!

14:16Order!

14:19You have murdered subjects of the king.

14:22A good hanging is the only way you'll learn.

14:24Sir, are you sure you want to take the side of those filthy savages over your own kind?

14:33You mean noble natives,

14:34and you'll find that this execution projects strength, rule of law, that sort of thing.

14:38Ah.

14:39Why?

14:40This is not just a...

14:41This is not just a...

14:42Good point, sir.

14:46The people may despise you, but that's a small price to pay for justice.

14:50Then, again, mercy is a virtue.

15:00On this one occasion, I will let you naughty chaps off with a warning,

15:04but it happens again.

15:12What's that?

15:13The kiss of death.

15:20Oh, that really would...

15:22And thus, the harmony of our fledgling settlement was maintained.

15:32Are you following, June?

15:33Two best friends.

15:35Two Barney friends.

15:37Yes.

15:37Two best Barney friends.

15:40Oh, you are listening.

15:41What else?

15:42Basil.

15:43Yes.

15:45Persif.

15:45That delicious spice that they must have used on the barbecuer.

15:50The fence is definitely in the wrong place, ask anyone in town.

15:54Speaking as a lawyer, that's a little anecdotal for me.

15:57I might go into the local council tomorrow and take a look at the original survey.

16:00Yeah.

16:00Just dropped the word lawyer in the convo.

16:02Nice one, Kate.

16:03Speaking as a councillor,

16:05we had some serious doubts about two outsiders opening a hotel in our little village,

16:10just not in keeping with the local character.

16:13And an immediate riposte.

16:15Sorry, you've got a problem with the hotel now.

16:18Oh, sorry.

16:20It's a little power.

16:22Whatever doubts you may have, Joey, I doubt you want to go to court.

16:26Court?

16:26Who said anything about court?

16:28Yeah, who did say anything?

16:28Well, at the very least, your son built a dodgy fence and you neglected it for years,

16:32so you'd be paying for the fence and our legal fees.

16:35Okay, you're being very aggressive right now.

16:39Richard, come.

16:40Oh, back to the doghouse.

16:43I wish.

16:45What?

16:46I have a secret, but I'm keeping it, I'm keeping it really secret, so what, uh, what?

16:49We tried to be nice,

16:51but if I have anything to do with it, your little hotel will never see a guest.

16:57Richard!

16:58Honestly, they're just starting to give rich people a bad name.

17:02Oh, God, I regret it, I regret it, I regret that, I regret that.

17:12What's the name?

17:13This looks serious.

17:14Yeah.

17:15Yeah.

17:16Well, I need to prove the original boundary lines, surveys, maps, anything.

17:21Yes, yes, yes, to prove that I founded the town.

17:23Oi, clearly you didn't found the town.

17:25That's where my old snuggle just walking did.

17:27Oh, no, bad lies.

17:29Yes, that's right, exactly.

17:31Oh, I've got up this long.

17:33Guys, guys, guys, I have a raging sulfite headache, so if you're not going to be helpful, can you just drift off?

17:37Drift off to us.

17:38Yeah, you should drift off.

17:40They're wrong, Catherine, I swear to you.

17:42Nothing else.

17:44I did my duty.

17:45The natives are burning the farmhouses, Dad.

18:01You have to arm the men.

18:03I did panic and worry, Ward.

18:05I don't know what they've got in a lather about.

18:07I gave these naughty settlers a stern warning.

18:09The natives don't understand.

18:11You have to go out and speak to them, sir.

18:14Now?

18:15Well, they seem rather heated.

18:17You're the only one that can fix this, sir.

18:20They offered you mutton once.

18:21They'll do it again.

18:23They respect you, sir.

18:25Just as much as I do.

18:27Yes.

18:29Yes, yes, yes.

18:30I suppose you're right.

18:33You're a hero.

18:34You are.

18:35I think you try.

18:36You'll go down in history, sir.

18:43Excuse me, chaps.

18:45What say we sort this out, eh?

18:47You there.

18:47Let that go.

18:54That didn't go quite as well as I'd hoped.

18:59You're all right, sir.

19:00We'll get that thing out of you in a jiffy.

19:02You just have a little lie down there.

19:05Thank you, Gerard.

19:06You always were my most faithful friend.

19:10What's that smell?

19:15All right, lads.

19:17Now, now, let's not escalate things any further.

19:20I said stand down, you rat scallions.

19:22Get out of there.

19:23No mercy, lads.

19:26Ain't you?

19:28Clean up this mess.

19:30Drunk!

19:44Wow.

19:46So he set you up and started a war.

19:49What?

19:49No, that's not what happened.

19:51No, he was my closest ally.

19:53Oh, no, he ate of you, Gov.

19:54Behind your back, he called you all sorts of things.

19:56No, nothing, blowhard.

19:58I met a koala shagat.

19:59Yeah, and after that, he'd start insulting you.

20:02So, man, how are you?

20:03Wait, so you're all working for Gerard?

20:04Oh, no, man, we want to know part of the bloke.

20:06No, not us.

20:07Oh, we're sorry, Kate.

20:08Please forgive us.

20:09Please forgive us.

20:10We didn't mean anything like that.

20:11Sorry.

20:11Mob were fighting for their lives.

20:14I am not dealing with white ghost guilt right now.

20:16Yeah, Kate.

20:17That's what I've been saying.

20:19I'm so sorry.

20:20Sorry.

20:20Sorry about that.

20:21Oh, God.

20:22Oi.

20:23You better retract that thing before I retract it for you.

20:26Oh, relax.

20:27I'm not on your property.

20:29And you never will be, because you are a pair of land-grabbing guppers.

20:33Guppers?

20:34That's what the Johnson school is.

20:35Oh, Richard, don't listen to her.

20:36She's unhinged.

20:38Where's your evidence?

20:39The evidence is buried under that tree.

20:40She's a murderer, too.

20:42What?

20:43So who are you talking to?

20:43There is a body buried under that tree.

20:48What are you talking about?

20:49What am I talking about?

20:50Well, I am going to tell you what I'm talking about.

20:53She killed the dog.

20:53The family died with the dog.

20:54She killed the dog.

20:55Fifteen years ago, you ran over your pet Kelpie on purpose.

21:00Or maybe it was accidentally.

21:02And then in the middle of the night, you buried him under that tree, which is not as bad as that.

21:05But you know what?

21:05It's still pretty bad.

21:07Bad.

21:08You ran over Grover with a family Land Rover.

21:11Darling, it was an accident.

21:12I knew it.

21:13You never liked it.

21:14Okay, look, and I was allergic to dogs, but did you care?

21:17No.

21:19Fifteen years without a dog.

21:20I'd love that dog.

21:22What a load of...

21:23I remember Grover.

21:24He was a good little boy.

21:25He was...

21:27Hetty, I'm very sorry for all the upset today.

21:30The fence can stay where it is.

21:31Oh, Richard, no!

21:44There's the mower.

21:45Oh, go fetch.

21:47I must say, Catherine, you were quite brave facing down those Larkins, defending your land.

22:11Oh, so it's my land now, is it?

22:13Well, let's be clear.

22:15I was here first.

22:16Well, you weren't, though, were you?

22:18And I am not from here either.

22:20And I'm taking time to pay my respects to the people who were, so if you'd like to.

22:23I do have some regrets for my actions, you know.

22:39Like?

22:40Well, I could have built your people a little gate for the waterhole.

22:43Oh.

22:44Gideon, are there any bigger regrets that spring to mind?

22:49Well, I should have gifted them some rabbits.

22:51But I never wrote down that recipe for the barbacoa.

22:54Gideon, if we're going to keep living together, you're going to have to learn to stop talking and think.

22:59Yeah...

23:00No, no.

23:01Yeah, no, no, no.

23:04Gideon.

23:09I'm sorry.

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