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00:00.
00:18Hey! Hello!
00:22Hello! Oh!
00:24Thank you very much!
00:26Hello, everybody! Hi!
00:28Good evening!
00:30You are so welcome to the show.
00:32Now, sorry we're a bit late tonight, but
00:34what a great Trader's Final.
00:36Hmm? Hmm? Yes.
00:38He, she, they, such worthy winners.
00:40And we have got
00:42some great guests for you tonight.
00:44I tell you, I couldn't be more overexcited if I
00:46was Victoria Beckham about to twerk on
00:48my son in front of the new in-laws.
00:52But who is on my sofa
00:54tonight? Well, singing for us later,
00:56this Brit award-winning rapper has
00:58given us some huge anthems like
01:00Pass Out and Written in the Stars.
01:02Now he's back with a new track,
01:04Energy. It is Mr.
01:06Tiny Temple!
01:10There he is!
01:12Hello! So good to see you!
01:14Welcome back to the show! Thank you so much.
01:16Have a good evening. Go on!
01:18As Steve, yeah!
01:20As Steve Harrington,
01:22this musician and actor was the
01:24breakout star of the global hit,
01:26Stranger Things. While as
01:28singer Joe, he recently topped the
01:30UK charts with his hit song,
01:32End of Beginning. His latest album
01:34is The Crux. It is a first time.
01:36Welcome to Joe Keery!
01:38Here he is!
01:40Hey!
01:42Hello!
01:44Nice to meet you!
01:46Here he is!
01:48And this Golden Globe and
01:50Emmy-winning star of the crown kicked
01:52ass in The Girl in the Spider's Web
01:54and moved us in the haunting drama
01:56All of Us Strangers.
01:58Her latest, H is for Hawk,
02:00is a tale of loss, love and falconry.
02:02It is our good friend, Claire Foy!
02:08Hello!
02:10Hi!
02:11Hi!
02:12Claire Foy!
02:13Hi guys! Hi!
02:15We first met this geordie duo
02:17as PJ and Duncan on Biker Grove
02:19from which they conquered children's TV
02:21and became the biggest TV stars of our time
02:24with such shows as Britain's Got Talent,
02:26Saturday Night Takeaway
02:27and the unstoppable I'm a Select.
02:29Now, they're launching a brand new podcast
02:31hanging out with Ant and Dec.
02:33Let's do that!
02:34It's Ant McPartland and Declan Donnery!
02:49Sit down, sit down!
02:51Hi everyone!
02:52Hey!
02:54Welcome, everybody.
02:55We apologise for the late start
02:56but a trade is fine,
02:57what are you going to do?
02:58A first-time welcome to Joe Keery.
03:00Thank you very much.
03:02Thank you very much.
03:03And what an amazing time to be meeting you.
03:08Stranger Things, the final is out there
03:11and you have the number one song all over the world.
03:14Crazy.
03:15I mean...
03:16That's amazing.
03:17Crazy.
03:18Yeah.
03:19And how does it...
03:20Has it kind of sunk in
03:22that you won't be going back to Stranger Things?
03:24You know, yeah, it did on the final day that it came out.
03:27It came out New Year's.
03:28So, New Year's Day, I definitely woke up and felt like,
03:32wow, OK, that's the end of an era.
03:34Yeah!
03:35I don't know if you were on a show like that.
03:36I feel like...
03:37I don't know if you feel like...
03:38I don't know, when you finish something like that,
03:40it's so finite and done and...
03:42I was definitely left with, you know, bittersweetness.
03:45Well, it's ten years!
03:46Ten years.
03:47So, 2016 was when Stranger Things launched on Netflix.
03:50Yeah.
03:51The same year that Netflix launched The Crown
03:54with one Claire Foy playing Da Queen.
03:56Good year.
03:57Yeah.
03:58And...
03:59Yes, I know.
04:00Yeah.
04:01I mean, they were having quite a year that year.
04:03Yeah.
04:04They covered all bases.
04:05They did.
04:06With their programming, didn't they?
04:07They did.
04:08Anyway, who haven't we reached?
04:09Yeah.
04:10Here's the thing.
04:11Claire, I believe there's also a faisson of excitement...
04:14Oh, God.
04:15You are sat next to...
04:16Oh, God.
04:17Mr Ant und Mr Deck.
04:20Hi.
04:21Hi.
04:22What?
04:23You made it awkward, Greg.
04:24Is this...
04:25Am I supposed to say something now?
04:29Erm...
04:30Let me just...
04:31Let me just check the format.
04:33Yes.
04:34Well, I'm just going to say something because this is becoming really tense.
04:38OK, right, so...
04:39OK.
04:40Here's the thing.
04:41I...
04:42When I was at school...
04:43This is not going to sound as...
04:44Anyway.
04:45When I was at school, there was a talent competition that we did every year at school.
04:48And one year, the cool girls at school were doing Let's Get Ready to Rumble.
04:53And somehow I ended up being included because I think someone dropped out.
04:57And, erm, it's one of my proudest moments.
05:00And the finale of the whole thing was...
05:02This is a bit weird and creepy, so don't react while I'm saying this, because otherwise
05:05it will sound really strange.
05:06We pulled our trousers down.
05:07Oh, my God!
05:08David, the whole point was we had, like, you know, like, boxer shorts underneath and we
05:13spelled out rumble on our bums and I was the B.
05:16That's amazing!
05:17There you go!
05:18Very good!
05:19Different times.
05:20Different times.
05:21Different times.
05:22We should have done that.
05:23We would have been far more successful than we were as pop stars.
05:25Pull our trousers down.
05:26Did you spell rumble correctly?
05:28We didn't do the H, I don't think.
05:29You dropped the H?
05:30Maybe we did.
05:31I don't know.
05:32I mean, I was the B, I couldn't see what was happening up the line.
05:35I've never noticed that it's spelt with an H, your rumble.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Yeah, I still don't know why we did that.
05:43Silent H.
05:44Do you not know why?
05:45To make it different, maybe?
05:46I think it was supposed to be that the rumble was a dance move, not a fight.
05:50Ah.
05:51So the rumble was like a rumba.
05:52Is that what it was?
05:53Have I just made that up?
05:54Maybe.
05:55I think it's something to do with the wrestling had trademarked...
05:59The boxing!
06:00Was it...?
06:01The boxing?
06:02Let's get ready to rumble!
06:04I think he trade...
06:05The guy who does the intro...
06:06Isn't that wrestling?
06:07No, that's boxing.
06:08Oh, is it?
06:09Yeah, the guy that does the intro, I think he trademarked that.
06:12So we just put in an H and we got away with it?
06:14Yeah.
06:15LAUGHTER
06:16But even getting Let's Get Ready To Rumble for the first time by the writers
06:21of that song, I remember reading the lyrics thinking, this is just waffle.
06:26Like, what are these lyrics?
06:27Sit back, rap attack, don't take no flat, rhyme and time to the rhythm of the track.
06:31I mean, I still remember it, but I'm not saying it makes sense, I still remember it.
06:38But yeah, we were like, nobody talks like this.
06:41We don't talk like this, we're from Newcastle.
06:44But yeah, it kind of worked and people liked it, yeah.
06:48And this is exciting, not just music, Tiny Temper, guest Dragon on Dragon's End.
06:54Yeah, yeah, very random, yeah.
06:56Yeah.
06:59Now, did you invest much or did you sit there with your big pile of money and go,
07:03fuck, I'm keeping that?
07:04You know what, when I first got on set, I saw all the money and I was like,
07:09I should just take this as well.
07:12But no, beyond that, honestly, it was one of the most amazing experiences
07:15because apart from this show, obviously, and Traitors,
07:18it's one of my favourite shows to watch.
07:21And, you know, I've been investing on an angel level.
07:24And Stranger Things was very good as well.
07:25Oh, my God, I'm the crowd.
07:26Oh, no, what have I done?
07:27But yeah, for me, as someone who's kind of only entered that space on a kind
07:43of angel level and relatively passively, even though I know the producers
07:47of Dragon's Den will not like me to say that, especially before it's aired.
07:50It was a great learning curve for me because some of those guys are so
07:53serious.
07:54You know, Peter Jones, you know, Steven is now emerging in that world.
07:58Deborah Meaden, Touka Suleiman.
08:00These guys are legendary dragons.
08:02So to kind of just be sitting on a couch, oh, sorry, on my own chair alongside,
08:07it wasn't as comfortable as this.
08:10You know, hearing all of the due diligence questions that you ask him,
08:13picking apart the businesses, for me, was such a great experience.
08:16And yeah, there is an investment or two, yeah.
08:19Oh, fantastic.
08:20We look forward to that.
08:21Yeah.
08:22First up, TVs Ant and Dec are joining the world of podcasts.
08:26Cutting edge.
08:27Hanging out with Ant and Dec is what it's called.
08:29Episodes will be bi-weekly on Thursdays with a bonus episode landing every Monday.
08:35And I suppose, you know, the world of podcasts, it's a crowded world.
08:39But you, weirdly, this is the podcast now, but you went into podcasting very early doors when no-one was doing it.
08:46Yeah.
08:47It was probably about 15 years ago.
08:49And it had just started out.
08:50It was very, very new.
08:51And we had this idea to do...
08:53We used to hang out a lot when we were a bit younger.
08:57And we used to go to the pub a lot.
08:58So we thought, we should do a podcast in the pub.
09:00Let's just go do down the pub with Ant and Dec.
09:03So we brought a couple of mates, a bit of recording equipment, went down the pub and had a night in the pub and recorded it.
09:09What could possibly go wrong?
09:10And it started out really fun and really good.
09:12And then we listened back to the tapes and by the end of the night, we're just like a couple of pub bores.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:18And we thought, God, we cannot put this out.
09:20Like repeating the same story, slurring our words.
09:23It wasn't a good listen.
09:25So we chugged it.
09:26We've still got those tapes somewhere locked away.
09:28You should have never seen the light you did.
09:30We stepped back from it for a bit.
09:32And then here we are, 15 years later, we've both got very small children who take up a lot of our time.
09:37We don't hang out now as much as we used to because we've got...
09:40Oh, I know.
09:42Ant's moved home, so we are now geographically further away from each other than we've ever been.
09:48So we don't...
09:51We don't hang out as much as we used to.
09:54So we thought, if we put a podcast in the diary, that will force us to hang out and we have to get out of the house.
10:00It's great.
10:01And you're paid.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Well, they tell us we're going to get paid for it.
10:05We haven't seen it yet.
10:07Not yet.
10:08But it's genuinely really good fun.
10:10Like, you do one.
10:11And you just turn up and you just have a laugh with your mate.
10:13Like, it's two best mates catching up and we over-shoot everything
10:17and we just catch up genuinely and then what we think we can leave in, we'll leave in.
10:21And in terms of hanging out with that deck, what sort of thing...
10:24Is anything on the table?
10:25Are you talking about all sorts of things?
10:26Yeah, pretty much.
10:27All sorts of things.
10:28We catch up about the family, about what we've been up to in that week that we haven't seen each other.
10:33But even just mundane stuff like the week that we met up to do the podcast, I had been summoned to a storage unit near my house by my wife because we had to have a clear out.
10:44So I went in the storage unit and cleared out a load of rubbish like you do.
10:47And while we were there, I found my old memorabilia boxes in which I found a diary from 1994.
10:54Wow.
10:55Which was...
10:56I started doing it when we started on the road as PJ and Duncan before we released the song.
11:00Actually, that's the clip we've got.
11:01This is so cringeworthy.
11:02Have you got a clip?
11:03This is the clip.
11:04This is the clip.
11:05Yes!
11:06This is...
11:07This is a vizpod.
11:08It's a vizpod clip from hanging out with Antideck about that diary.
11:12Here we go.
11:13I found a diary that I kept from 1994.
11:17Do you want me to read it?
11:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:19It's definitely something in there about me, isn't it?
11:22Day one.
11:23Arrived in Portsmouth around 4pm.
11:25The crowd were great and why me went down well.
11:27Bad Boys Inc were there too.
11:29And two guys called General Something were there.
11:32Top blogs.
11:33Respect, guys.
11:34Did you write respect guys?
11:36You did not write respect guys.
11:38You were...
11:39Top blogs.
11:40Respect guys.
11:41Oh, my God!
11:43I'd like to point out now that Deck does not speak for the parables when he writes this.
11:48This is Deck's diary entry alone.
11:50It's now 1am the next day and I suppose I'd better sleep before our road manager arrives
11:55and gets us both out of bed again.
11:57Oh, my...
11:58Oh, well.
11:59Life on the road, eh?
12:00What the hell?
12:01Oh, my God!
12:02That's so good.
12:03How many...
12:04So how many weeks of this have we got?
12:05I think we've got about three weeks' worth.
12:06Brilliant.
12:07Brilliant.
12:08But you've got to tune in next week when we go to BBC Radio Coventry.
12:11It's amazing.
12:12Oh, my God.
12:13My toes are curling backwards in the shoes.
12:15Oh, it's funny, isn't it?
12:16I was going to talk to you about, you know, being older, turning 50 and things, but you sound
12:25like you were 65 then.
12:26Life on the road, eh?
12:28Life on the road, eh?
12:29Life on the road, eh?
12:30Life on the road, eh?
12:31Life on the road, eh?
12:32Honestly, I look back and I was like, I can't read this.
12:35This cannot go public.
12:36No, you can.
12:37Oh, go on then.
12:38We'll do it.
12:39That idea of getting older and having your own kids now, does it make you more nostalgic
12:44about times like that?
12:45Do you find yourselves looking backwards more?
12:47Oh, God, yeah.
12:48Especially when you think back to doing Saturday mornings, when we used to do SMTV Live.
12:52And we would do a show on a Saturday morning, live, CDK, and you could do sketches, have
12:58fun, do comedy, and if it didn't work, there was no social media.
13:01Nobody kind of said, that was a rubbish sketch.
13:03So you just didn't do it again.
13:05It was just real freedom.
13:07And I kind of think we wanted to bring that same kind of energy to the podcast.
13:12Are you slightly worried?
13:13Because weirdly, because you guys have been in our lives for so long, we don't know that
13:17much about you.
13:18You know what I mean?
13:19Newcastle is involved.
13:20You seem cheerful.
13:22But are you worried that doing this, you're going to give too much away?
13:30I'm worried that we might give enough away that people go, oh, actually, I don't
13:34really like them very much.
13:36What the fuck?
13:37They're not.
13:38They're mean.
13:39But no, it's quite interesting because we, obviously, we know each other inside out,
13:45so to sit there and just kind of banter on like we would down the pub, and we make each
13:50other laugh a lot.
13:51Thankfully, we make each other laugh.
13:53Yeah.
13:54So we just have a good time, and hopefully people will enjoy that.
13:59And have your wives warned you about things that are off limits and don't talk about that?
14:03Well, yes.
14:04Yes.
14:05Yes.
14:06Yes.
14:07They are more nervous about the podcast than we are.
14:11My wife said to me about two weeks ago, before we started, so she was, you know,
14:15wandering around the house.
14:16So, are you worried about this podcast at all?
14:18Well, no, not really.
14:19I'm quite looking forward to it, really.
14:20Well, I am.
14:21What is it, dear?
14:22What is it you're worried about?
14:23Well, she's like, you're not going to sit too much, are you?
14:24You're not going to pit me out to be too much.
14:25Sounds like somebody's got something to hide.
14:26And, you know, you're reading out that diary and you're thinking about the two of you as
14:40PJ and Duncan and things.
14:41And starting out, you know, show business, there are many challenges in show business,
14:45and you did some tough gigs.
14:47We've got a clip.
14:48Oh, no.
14:49Oh, no.
14:50Oh, no.
14:51This is...
14:52They're the dreaded words.
14:53We've got a clip.
14:54You can look away, the rest of us will all enjoy this.
14:57It's the two of you, and you're on This Morning with Richard and Judy, but, like,
15:02back when it was in Liverpool, it was Liverpool Docs.
15:04Oh, thanks.
15:05It's, I hope, I hope it's a Christmas episode.
15:07I really hope it's a Christmas episode.
15:09And the two of you, as young as you are, true professionals, giving it your all.
15:14Oh, there we go.
15:15Feast your eyes on PJ and Duncan on This Morning.
15:19Give me my love.
15:20Oh, God, no, no, God.
15:22From me to you.
15:24Beautiful use of candelabra in a minute.
15:26A token of love.
15:28There it is.
15:29The candelabra.
15:30Oh, stop.
15:31Stop it.
15:32Oh, find the camera.
15:33Find the camera.
15:34You found it.
15:35Well done.
15:36It's done.
15:37It's done.
15:38It's done.
15:39It's over.
15:40It's over.
15:41It's over.
15:42Oh, my God.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:44Don't cry.
15:45That's really patronising.
15:46And here's the...
15:47But here's the weird thing.
15:49Yes?
15:50In that clip, it's a collector's item, because you were decanant.
15:52Oh, yeah, we were the wrong way around.
15:53The wrong way around.
15:54Is that very, very rare?
15:55That is quite rare.
15:56We were having this conversation with somebody earlier today.
15:57I don't know when we started doing that.
15:58I think it was kind of subconscious, doing the ant and deck thing left to right.
16:01But, yeah, we were...
16:02We must have had a...
16:03Our road manager must have got us out of bed today.
16:04Life on the road, huh?
16:05Respect, guys.
16:06She never says that.
16:07Musicians down the end, does that give you chills?
16:09Have either you had that experience, the kind of the daytime pop experience with no audience
16:27on a carpet?
16:28Well, I mean...
16:29I'm a lover.
16:30That performance gave me chills, yeah.
16:32Horrendous.
16:33Horrendous.
16:34Horrendous.
16:35Don't agree.
16:36You guys are legends.
16:37I'm not defending it.
16:38But, no, I think all my memories of those opportunities have been good ones, like Top of the Pops,
16:47you know, I've been invited to do the Top of the Pops Christmas special a couple times.
16:51But I guess because I grew up watching it, you know, from like a little council flat somewhere
16:55in South London, it was always just a dream to get invited to do one of these things.
16:59So when it finally happened, I guess it was never like a negative, horrible experience.
17:04I was just like, I can't believe they've invited me to do it, you know?
17:07And Joe, have you done the kind of daytime talk shows?
17:10I have like the opposite experience.
17:12I feel like, yeah, I've done one, and it was at the beginning of our tour that we did,
17:17and it was the first thing that we did.
17:19So we hadn't played any other shows in this run.
17:21And we're like, oh, yeah, we'll just show up, we'll play the show.
17:23And it was for Jimmy Fallon.
17:25Amazing.
17:26Oh, my God.
17:27And it was very nerve-wracking.
17:28Yeah.
17:29I mean, you kind of like can picture the whole thing, but then once you're actually up there,
17:32you're sort of like, oh, wow, okay, here we go, let's do this.
17:35So it's fun.
17:37Yeah.
17:38But it's also, you know, kind of crazy.
17:40Tiny, you're performing for us later, but I won't encourage you.
17:43But on Fallon, do they let you do it again if you want to?
17:46One and done.
17:47One and done.
17:48From what I remember on Jimmy Fallon, was it really cold in the room as well?
17:51Freezing.
17:52Freezing cold, bro.
17:53Freezing cold.
17:54Ridiculous.
17:55Like, this is Barbados competitive.
17:57It was ridiculous.
17:58Ridiculous.
17:59Enjoy.
18:00Enjoy.
18:01And Claire, you've done a bit of music in your films.
18:06You have.
18:07So I'm just cycling back through what I might have said.
18:09Yeah.
18:10Oh, no, as in song?
18:11Yeah.
18:12Well, once.
18:13Yeah.
18:14And then they replaced me.
18:15What?
18:16What do you mean?
18:17Because I can't sing to save my life.
18:18And they actually said in the script,
18:20um, oh, she sings so beautifully.
18:22And so the director very kindly phoned me up and went,
18:24Claire, I'm afraid we have to replace you because it does say
18:27she sings so beautifully.
18:30Da, da, da.
18:33There was no need to tell you.
18:34You could have just gone to the opening and kind of went,
18:36oh, I sound better than I do.
18:39No, I appreciate that kind of honesty.
18:41OK.
18:42We all knew it at the time.
18:43I could see from the grimaces on people's faces as I was singing
18:45that it wasn't going very well.
18:46And you guys, weird thing is, that wasn't even your worst gig.
18:50Oh, jeez.
18:51Tell us about...
18:52No, no, no.
18:53There's no more clips.
18:54There's no more clips.
18:55There's no more clips.
18:56Tell us about PJ and Duncan at Truck Fest.
19:00Oh, God.
19:01Oh, God.
19:02What is Truck Fest?
19:04Truck Fest is what it sounds like.
19:06It's a festival of trucks.
19:07Wow.
19:08It's full of trucks and truckers and people who love trucks.
19:11Very American.
19:12And there's a stage in one part of Truck Fest where they have bands
19:15come and perform.
19:16And we went to Truck Fest to promote eternal love.
19:20So, we got there...
19:23Truckers...
19:24I mean, that yells truckers.
19:26We went on first and we sang Let's Get Ready to Rumble,
19:29which didn't go down particularly well.
19:31Which they didn't...
19:32They didn't hate.
19:33One guy turned his back like, that's us there,
19:34he just turned his back like, I dislike it so much,
19:36I'm not even going to look at you and look at the field opposite.
19:41And then we did Let's Get Ready to Rumble,
19:43and then towards the end of the song,
19:45the stage manager was at the side and he's going,
19:46lads, lads, you've got to come off.
19:49You've got to come off.
19:50We're like, we've got one more song.
19:52No, you've got to come off.
19:53So, we went off to the side.
19:56Like, what's wrong?
19:57And he went, um, we've got to turn the PA off.
20:00We're like, why?
20:01He said, because, um, the farmer,
20:04who we've rented the field off,
20:06has said, we can only have the field
20:08if we'll turn off the PA system
20:10when he needs to bring his cows past.
20:12LAUGHTER
20:14So, we just had to stand there as these cows went...
20:17LAUGHTER
20:19And then...
20:20That took about five minutes.
20:21The cows made it and we went back on the middle of the stage
20:24and there was a collective groan from the...
20:26LAUGHTER
20:27..and we should say, uh, obviously the podcast is now,
20:37but the telework continues.
20:39I'm a celeb all-stars from South Africa,
20:41as I said, it's back soon.
20:42Limitless win on right now.
20:44Yes, on right now.
20:45And, uh, I mean, this is a show where you can win
20:48an infinite amount of money.
20:50There is no jackpot.
20:51Wow.
20:52As long as you can stay in the show,
20:53as long as you can stay in the game,
20:55with enough lives,
20:56you can carry on climbing the limitless money ladder.
20:58Incredible.
20:59What's the most anyone's won?
21:00Really?
21:01Yeah, really.
21:02And what's the most anyone's won?
21:03A million.
21:04OK.
21:05And we gave away 750,000 last week.
21:06Last week.
21:07Wow.
21:08Yeah.
21:09And what's the most anyone's won?
21:10Are there any questions or things that you can have a right,
21:11good go at, a good guess at?
21:12We had a question.
21:13Was it the last series?
21:14Yeah.
21:15And it was for quite a bit of money.
21:17And the question was...
21:18And we had to really stifle our laughs when this question came up.
21:21The next question is, in total, how many toes does a camel have?
21:26What?
21:27Genuinely.
21:28You can't be over.
21:29If you've won over, it's game over.
21:30Tiny?
21:31I'm going to go for eight.
21:32Yeah, I think it's eight.
21:33It's eight.
21:34It's eight?
21:35It is eight?
21:36Yeah.
21:37It's eight.
21:38It's eight?
21:39It is eight?
21:40Yeah.
21:41I would have won that.
21:42You would have won money!
21:43High five!
21:44High five!
21:45Limitless win continues on Saturdays.
21:47And, of course, Hanging Out with Antonek is available right now.
21:50Very good.
21:53It's fun.
21:54It's fun.
21:55We move on to our film offer tonight.
21:57Claire Foy brings us H is for Hawk.
22:00It opened in cinemas today.
22:02And here is a taste of the trailer.
22:05I need something different.
22:07I want a goshawk.
22:08Goshawk's the wildest and maddest, Surreptus.
22:16When I call her, then you let her go.
22:21Good girl!
22:23I'm going to call you Mabel.
22:29Helen?
22:31Human beings can't live this well.
22:34Are you feeling that you're a failure?
22:37Well, that's just a matter of fact.
22:39Don't be so hard on yourself.
22:41It's just working out your place in the world.
22:46I always thought Dad taught me to be detached.
22:49But being with Mabel, it's an honest encounter with life.
22:53And now I see how engaged with life Dad was.
22:56Life's real.
22:57Serious.
22:58And beautiful.
22:59Remember.
23:00Smile.
23:01Oh!
23:02It's a beautiful film and it's based on this much-loved memoir by Helen MacDonald.
23:20So, tell me what you can about the story.
23:25Yeah, so, Helen, when you meet them at the beginning of the story, is an academic.
23:30And then their father, played by Brendan Gleeson, who's the best man alive, dies very suddenly.
23:37And one of the connections that they had was falconry, like an interest in nature as well, was really significant.
23:43And Helen was already a falconer and had always vowed never, ever, ever, ever, ever to get a gozhawk.
23:48And then decides to get a gozhawk after their father's death as sort of a way of, not running away from it,
23:56but trying to distract and sort of, yeah, overwhelm the grief with a bird of prey.
24:01And this, it's done so beautifully in this film, but we've got to talk about a gozhawk.
24:06It's called Mabel in the film.
24:08Yeah.
24:09How many gozhawks were there?
24:10So, five gozhawks, but they all had, like, different jobs and different parts of Mabel's personality,
24:16because we wouldn't have been able to shoot the film with just one bird,
24:19because it would have been impossible.
24:20But I love this.
24:21So, Didi Gardner, who produced this film, she also produced Women Talking.
24:25Yeah.
24:26She was determined to make this film.
24:30Tell us how convinced she was that she was going to make it.
24:33Yeah. Well, in order to shoot the film, we had to have Mabel to be exactly the right age
24:37for when Helen got her originally.
24:39So, Didi, who lives in Hollywood, bought two gozhawk eggs a year before we started shooting,
24:47and they were just sort of in Bristol, waiting to hatch.
24:52Didi didn't rear the birds, but then the birds were sort of, yeah,
24:55reared specifically for this film.
24:57Wow.
24:58Wow.
24:59I know.
25:00I mean, just, I mean, good that it got made, otherwise it takes a few birds.
25:03Well, you know.
25:04What am I going to do with these birds?
25:06And there's these scenes of, because, did Helen do this?
25:13Walk around with the hawk on her arm in the streets of Cambridge?
25:17Yeah.
25:18I mean, it's a thing that people, that falconers do.
25:21It's like getting your, your bird used to the environment they're in.
25:24And Helen used to, yeah, walk around Cambridge and, yeah, all the, none of it's kind of
25:29made dramatic by me doing it.
25:31But it was in me actually walking around Cambridge with a bird was, um, weird.
25:37And also, are they heavy?
25:42Because they look like a big creature on your arm.
25:44Well, you see, their bones are hollow so they can fly.
25:48Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to get very high.
25:50Good noise, everyone.
25:51Ooh.
25:52We've learned something this evening.
25:54Yeah.
25:55So, you know, it's a weird position to have your arm in,
25:59and they're not, it's not that they're light, but they're not, they're not like,
26:02you know, I didn't have loads of muscles or anything.
26:05Well, I tell you who'll be loving this chat is tiny temper,
26:08because apparently you've handled a cockatoo.
26:10Yes.
26:11I, I really jumped at that and said, yeah.
26:15Yes.
26:16No, I had a pair of cockatoos.
26:18See?
26:19See?
26:20They died.
26:21But I was going to ask you, Claire, do you miss them?
26:25The Mabels, yeah.
26:26Two in particular, Mabel one, and we had two Mabels called Mabel one or Mabel two.
26:30It wasn't very original.
26:31And Jess, yeah, I really miss them.
26:34But aren't they, but aren't they non-affectionate?
26:36I think Helen says that in the film.
26:38They're a non-affectionate species, but you, you connect.
26:41It's like any animal, you connect with them and you have a,
26:44you have a relationship with them and that means that there's a love there.
26:48And are your cockatoos, they're not in the world anymore?
26:51No, they're long gone.
26:52Oh.
26:53Long gone.
26:54Weirdly, Johnny and Louisa.
26:55Don't ask.
26:56Yeah, I know.
26:57Yeah, I know.
26:58Did you name them?
26:59I won't ask.
27:00I think I may have.
27:01Yeah.
27:02I know much better than that.
27:03Actually, not the only other bird lover on the couch tonight because Ant and Dec,
27:09if people go down to Battersea Children's Zoo, what might they find there?
27:14There are a couple of emus.
27:16Yes.
27:17Called Ant and Dec.
27:18Yes.
27:19Here are Ant and Dec.
27:20There they are.
27:21There they are.
27:22There they are.
27:23There they are.
27:24There they are.
27:25There they are.
27:26There they are.
27:27There they are.
27:28Makes sense, right?
27:30Makes sense.
27:31Have you met them?
27:32Look at them.
27:33No.
27:34No, I've walked past there many times and I've seen the little sign.
27:37But we knew when they were, I think being hatched that they were going to name,
27:41name them Ant and Dec.
27:42Aw, that's so sweet.
27:43My daughter's met them.
27:44She's been on, like, a couple of school trips down there and she's been and seen them
27:48and they're like, oh, look, these are called Ant and Dec.
27:50And she's like, why?
27:52Why?
27:53That's my dad.
27:54That's my dad.
27:55Yeah.
27:56You say that.
27:57We contacted the zoo to get that picture, that lovely picture of Ant and Dec,
28:00and they gave us some extra information and they said, like Ant and Dec,
28:04Ant and Dec emus are best friends.
28:06Oh, that's nice.
28:07Now, unlike Ant and Dec, they're also boyfriend and girlfriend.
28:11Well, we haven't known each other for a long time.
28:15And Dec has laid many eggs over her life.
28:22You're the girl.
28:23That's what you say.
28:24You're the girl.
28:25They love a shower and a dust bath to keep their feathers in dipped up condition
28:29and their favourite foods are red cabbage and broccoli.
28:31Now, here's the thing, that is a sort of showbiz honour that, you know,
28:36reserved people have been in the business a long time.
28:39Mm.
28:40Joe Keery, you've already had that showbiz honour, have you not?
28:43I have had that showbiz honour?
28:45Yes.
28:46Not to my...
28:47I think you have.
28:48Your character, Steve Harrington, the Street of Things.
28:50Yes.
28:51Is there not a Pacific Marine Mammal Centre sea line called Steve Harrington?
28:55This is news to me.
28:56I did not know this.
28:57Oh, yeah.
28:58Did we get a picture in the end?
28:59Oh, there we are!
29:00Oh!
29:01That's you!
29:02That's you!
29:03That's you!
29:04Yeah.
29:05Sadly, I...
29:06Where is this guy?
29:07It's in Laguna Beach.
29:08Oh, perfect.
29:09I've got to go.
29:10The Pacific Marine Mammal Centre.
29:11Sadly, I don't have any more info.
29:12I don't know about foods or anything or...
29:13No eggs.
29:14If you've laid an egg.
29:15Listen, Claire Foy, you must also mention, you have such a starry children's film coming
29:28up.
29:29This is The Magic Faraway Tree.
29:30Yeah.
29:31I know.
29:32People are so looking forward to this film.
29:34It's weird.
29:35That book holds such a place in people's hearts.
29:37It does, yeah.
29:38I mean, it was never part of my childhood.
29:40So I think it would have freaked me out too much if I'd started doing it.
29:43But because I didn't, I just loved every second of it.
29:45It was so sweet to make.
29:47And unlike most things that I do, so it was nice.
29:50And you and Andrew Garfield, do you know the mum and dad?
29:52Mum and dad, yeah.
29:53And I know of that, I'm not so nosy.
29:55What was he like to work with?
29:56Amazing.
29:57Yeah, absolutely amazing.
29:58I mean, I didn't get much to talk.
29:59Tell him the truth.
30:00No!
30:01I didn't get a lot to do with him.
30:02I mean, he's not my best friend.
30:03No!
30:04Because I'm not magical, you see.
30:06OK.
30:07You know, I'm mum.
30:08Yeah.
30:09The tree is magic.
30:10The tree is magic.
30:11It's out on the 27th of March.
30:12That bit is real.
30:13It sure is.
30:14And a reminder, you can see Claire Foy in H's Fork in cinemas right now.
30:19Excellent.
30:20APPLAUSE
30:22We turn...
30:24We turn to Joe Keery.
30:26Joe Keery, an actor, but of course you're here tonight as a musician.
30:30Now, Joe is the name of...
30:32I'm saying that right, aren't I?
30:33Correct.
30:34Yeah, correct.
30:35It's a little, you know...
30:36It's spelled D-J-O.
30:37Yeah.
30:38That's right.
30:39Why?
30:40I'll tell you.
30:41When I...
30:42I was always doing music just as like a hobby.
30:44I had played in bands and stuff.
30:45And when I was shooting the second season of Stranger Things, had a little studio at my
30:50Airbnb and was writing and recording music.
30:52And then when it came time to upload this music on this distribution site, I didn't really
30:57think about what to call it.
30:58And last minute I said, look, it's kind of my name.
31:01It's like, you know, Djokovic or Django or something.
31:04Oh, yeah.
31:05And so I just...
31:06And then...
31:07And now I'm stuck with it.
31:08Now look.
31:09Yeah.
31:10Because actually, we're about to talk about the new album.
31:13But you are number one all over the world with this track, End of Beginning.
31:18When did you record that track?
31:20That was...
31:21That was in 2021, I guess, it was recorded and released on an album in 2022.
31:27Wow.
31:28And then through the, you know, the way that music and stuff is consumed, it just somehow
31:32has been spit back out and shared and...
31:35Yeah, it's crazy.
31:36And is it having this huge moment right now?
31:38Is it because of the Stranger Things ending?
31:40Because the End of Beginning and blah...
31:42Certainly.
31:43I think a lot of people have found...
31:44I mean, it had like a nice little run like about a year ago.
31:47And then I think with the show ending, it's just kind of like a confluence of all these
31:51different things.
31:52So people have been using it in different ways.
31:54And it's really, to be honest with you, it is so beyond me.
31:57I'm kind of like confused about the whole thing still.
31:59I'm sort of shocked that like a song that you write in your bedroom can be like played
32:04by a bunch of people and...
32:05It was huge on social media though, wasn't it?
32:07Like TikTok and stuff, massive.
32:08Yeah.
32:09Yeah.
32:10I think it was like originally like underscored a bunch of stuff from the bear.
32:13Because that takes...
32:14Oh, yeah.
32:15Oh, right.
32:16I don't know, man.
32:17I have no idea.
32:18It's like so confusing.
32:19But when are you aware that that song that we recorded a few years ago is now huge?
32:25Or is it so gradual you...
32:27Um, like hearing it in a car, I guess.
32:30I heard it in like a taxi.
32:32That was kind of cool.
32:33Yeah.
32:34Or like my grandmother asking me about it.
32:37You know, I heard it in your song.
32:39Listen, we've got a bit of you performing the track.
32:41This is from Chicago Lollapalooza last year.
32:44Out of the city.
32:45Out of the city.
32:46Out of the city.
32:47Out of the city.
32:48Out of the man.
32:49You take the man out of the...
32:53And when I'm back and she can't...
32:57I'll fit.
32:59Under the verge of me, I will live.
33:04Oh, I'll wake up until the end will begin.
33:10Right.
33:11Ooh.
33:18Wow!
33:21Such a great location.
33:22It's beautiful.
33:23Yeah.
33:24I went to school in Chicago and spent a lot of time there...
33:29And so to kind of come back and...
33:31Yeah, trying to come back and play.
33:32It's Grant Park down town.
33:33This massive part of Chicago and...
33:36Yeah.
33:37Again, how does this happen? I don't know.
33:40All of a sudden, I'm here. Have you played there, Tony?
33:43Yeah, I've done a lot of plays in Chicago. We were just talking about it.
33:46They also do one in Chile and Joe's going to do it in March.
33:49Oh, wow, cool. Book your tickets.
33:52It was fun, yes.
33:54Well, his third album, The Crux, is out.
33:58Here it is. Nice and physical copy.
34:01APPLAUSE
34:04Is that you hanging out of the window? That's me.
34:06There you go. Is that on a kind of studio lot?
34:09Yeah, that's on the Paramount lot.
34:12And it's kind of like a dual perspective. It's like the same...
34:15You can see on the front, I'm actually hanging out the window.
34:17It's kind of the same, the same moment.
34:19I'm an idiot. There you are.
34:21And we really did that. I got strung up and chucked out the window.
34:25Worth it, because there you go.
34:28And this is the third album.
34:30You were recording this or writing it when you were doing
34:33that last season of Stranger Things?
34:35I guess both. It was kind of like I would...
34:38You know how being on set works.
34:39It's like there's so much downtime in a big ensemble thing.
34:42So there's like, you know, I would have, you know,
34:45work really intensely for a chunk and then have some time off.
34:47So if I was stuck in the city that we were filming in,
34:50I would just write or get ready for the next session that we do.
34:53And then if I had any time, I would go to New York and record.
34:56So it's nice to be able to just keep busy.
34:59A part of being an actor is you're, you know, waiting patiently
35:03for someone to give you the job.
35:04So to be able to kind of be proactive and do this project
35:07that I'm really interested in, it was nice to have that to balance.
35:10And you involved, family were involved in that?
35:13Yes, I did, yeah.
35:14Yeah.
35:15And we thought that it would be nice to try to do some like gang vocals.
35:19This was the first album that we did at like a proper studio.
35:22So it was fun to, you know, utilize the studio.
35:25And we thought, oh, what would make it sound bigger to have some,
35:27you know, like gang vocals.
35:29And so the only people who I knew in New York who would do it
35:33on such last notice were my sisters who lived there.
35:35So it was me and it was Kate and Emma and my friend Adam,
35:38who we record together in Austin, the engineer.
35:41And so, yeah, they're all over it, which is pretty cool.
35:44And it has kind of an element of almost like scrapbook of your life,
35:47because there's things like the song Charlie's Garden.
35:50Absolutely.
35:51It is about being in Atlanta, filming Stranger Things.
35:54With Charlie.
35:55There he is.
35:56There's my guy.
35:57I think he's sitting on my lap, I guess.
35:59He's sitting on my lap.
36:01Yeah.
36:02This is Charlie Heaton.
36:03That's Charlie Heaton.
36:04He's fantastic.
36:05What's special about his garden?
36:07Wouldn't you like to know?
36:08I would.
36:09Anytime I'm asking.
36:10He's got like a beautiful, he bought this place in Atlanta
36:14and he bought it from this guy and the guy was a master gardener.
36:20It was like hydroponics and like a just stone furniture
36:24and like a little gazebo-y thing and he put a ping pong table.
36:27So, you know, it's sort of like in the style of ELO or like McCartney
36:33and just highlighting just the whimsy of kind of...
36:37It's a bizarre situation.
36:38You're shooting this TV show and you're in Atlanta
36:41and it kind of is sort of a play on that.
36:43His dog is featured in the song.
36:45Oh.
36:46And what strikes me about Stranger Things is, you know,
36:48you must have been, what, 22, 23 when you started doing it?
36:50Yeah, exactly.
36:51But you were working with these kids who were like 12, 13.
36:55Definitely.
36:56Who are now grown adults.
36:5823.
36:59Yeah.
37:00That must be an odd experience.
37:02It's a very odd experience.
37:03It reminds me, when you guys were talking about like, you know,
37:05going to school and being on set and going to shoot,
37:07it's like that's what these guys did, you know?
37:09They had to juggle this, you know?
37:11Yeah.
37:12It's very difficult.
37:13And I don't know about your experience, but, you know,
37:16it's trials and tribulations and I'm very happy to see
37:19that they're all very well adjusted.
37:21Yeah.
37:22Yeah.
37:23Well, you're a kid as well, but you go to work every day
37:25and you're expected to turn up and know your lines
37:28and be on time and behave on set.
37:30So it's a bit of a kind of baptism of fire in a way
37:32that you're in the business.
37:34You're still a kid and you want to have fun,
37:35but you've got to come in and be professional.
37:38And then you go to school.
37:39And then you go to school.
37:40You go to like high school.
37:41Yeah.
37:42And then you're off for like the winter and you're like,
37:44OK, I'm going to go three months of public high school.
37:47And like, aren't you just getting bullied?
37:49What's going on?
37:50Are people like obsessed with you or are people like,
37:52you know, it's either one or the other.
37:54There's a tiny little bit of bullying, yes.
37:56So.
37:57They're just jealous.
37:58They're just jealous.
37:59And here you are.
38:00You know, Stranger Things is over now.
38:02You've got this number one song all over the world.
38:04You've got the album.
38:05So I thought you'd be leaning into music,
38:07but you've got a new film coming out.
38:09I do, yeah.
38:10But, um, again, sometimes the business is funny where you film something.
38:14Like we filmed this one in 2023 and it's cool that it's finally coming out.
38:18It's a, it's like a fun, um, horror comedy, kind of a romp, sort of like a, like a, yeah,
38:25it's a really great film and I had a lot of fun doing it.
38:28Uh, Georgina Campbell, Liam Neeson, yeah.
38:30And it's called Cold Storage.
38:31It's out on the 20th of February.
38:33Yes, sir.
38:34Uh, that's when that comes out.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Um, Joe, listen, good luck with the film.
38:38Lovely to meet you.
38:39Lovely to meet you.
38:40And, uh, congratulations on all your success.
38:45Now, uh, Mr Tiny Tempo, to turn to you, we'll talk some more about everything going on in
38:52your world, but right now it is time for music, so if you'd like to approach your massive stage.
38:56Oh, it's now.
38:57Cool.
38:58Yeah, yeah.
38:59There you go.
39:00There goes Mr Tiny Tempo.
39:01Lovely.
39:02Here, performing his new single, Energy, featuring Alex Mills.
39:08It is Tiny Tempo.
39:10The Graham Morton Show.
39:15Alex Mills.
39:19Jeremiah Asiyama.
39:21Ladies and gentlemen, let me see you on the beat right now.
39:24Let's go.
39:25positive music plays
39:27Retro peppers
39:28Hey!
39:30Got me, got me levitated
39:31Givin' me, énergy
39:35I just can't escape
39:37Take me tolairade
39:41Got me levitated
39:42Whoa, yeah!
39:44Give me energy
39:47I just can't escape
39:48Take me to wyp sécy
39:50Got me levitate
39:52I can't explain it
39:54Take me to what I can do
39:56Hell it in Florence
39:58We ain't got a decorum
40:00In your city like Gorgut
40:02We ain't livin' till morning
40:04Watch with endorphins
40:06Please don't stop on my forces
40:08Girls from London to Auckland
40:10Girl with a cold dog, give me contortion
40:12Bigger knees, baby, arch that back
40:14Big brother wanna, that's flat
40:16Chant-champ on my car, that's raps
40:18Kill traps cause the fastest lap
40:20That ride is short, that's raps
40:22Matrix to the rectal slaps
40:24It stops feeling like a heart attack
40:26Let's go
40:28Got me levitated
40:30Giving me energy
40:32Yeah
40:34I just can't escape
40:36Take me to what I can do
40:42Got me levitated
40:44Giving me energy
40:46Yeah
40:48And I just can't escape
40:52Take me to what I can do
40:54And away we go
40:56Inside there's a pretty good ratio
40:58Going crazy yo
41:00Hot in here I need H2O
41:02Yes maybe no
41:04Two of these things trying to take me home
41:06I'm feeling wavy so
41:08Take me to what I can do
41:10Energy, energy, energy
41:12Put around hate and jealousy
41:14Kicking out Kate and Melanie
41:16The only life-famous celebrity
41:18What?
41:20Two step, two step, four step
41:22Strength, we're getting that flowy
41:24No bad vibes in my orbit
41:26All of my VV is flawless
41:28Main room watered in August
41:30Why please keep that turn up
41:32Pulling up in a couple of brushes
41:34Snap stuff, you gotta record it
41:36Let's go
41:38Let's go
41:40Got me levitated
41:42Giving me energy
41:44Yeah
41:46And I just can't escape
41:48Here we go right now
41:50Take me to what I can do
41:52Got me levitated
41:56Giving me energy
41:58Yeah
42:00And I just can't escape
42:02And I just can't escape
42:04Take me to what I can do
42:06And away we go
42:08Inside there's a pretty good ratio
42:10Right now
42:11Going crazy yo
42:12Hot in here I need H2O
42:14Right now
42:15Yes maybe no
42:16Two of these things trying to take me home
42:18Right now
42:19I'm feeling wavy so
42:20Take me to what I can do
42:27Thank you ladies and gentlemen
42:29How great was that?
42:31Fantastic
42:32Tony Dan for a photo of Alex Mills
42:35Jeremiah Asurama
42:37The Ticks
42:38Well done
42:41That was phenomenal
42:43Thank you thank you
42:44Absolutely brilliant
42:45Have a seat too
42:46How great was that?
42:47Great
42:48Oh
42:49Brilliant
42:50I love that
42:51Thank you mate
42:52That staging is just brilliant
42:54We were in that club
42:55Yeah
42:56You turned it into a nightclub
42:57Yeah
42:58So the track's called Energy
42:59It's out now
43:00It's a single
43:01That's going to do
43:02I mean that's just phenomenal
43:03Fingers crossed
43:04I mean I'm going for
43:05Number one song in the world
43:06But you've got that
43:07He's had it
43:09He's had it
43:10He's enjoyed it
43:11Yeah
43:12Candelabra
43:13In shot
43:14Oh yeah
43:15On your performance
43:16And a Christmas tree
43:17It's so true
43:18I mean we didn't even go
43:19Yeah
43:20It lacked certain
43:21It lacked certain
43:22Yeah
43:23But listen back with a bang
43:24Thank you bro
43:25Because it's been a while since you've had your own music out
43:27It has yeah
43:28It feels really good to be back
43:29And also sorry just to add like
43:31As an artist who has spent a lot of his time in the club
43:35A lot of my time in the club rather
43:37I caught wind that since the pandemic we've been losing a lot of our nightlife
43:41So currently we're losing about three nightclubs a month in the UK
43:45Yeah
43:46By 2029 there'll be virtually any clubs like hardly any clubs left so
43:50And that's not just like
43:51Oh my goodness
43:52That's music venues
43:53Yeah music venues
43:54Yeah pubs all sorts like it's all going so
43:57I know culture changes and society evolves and all that and I'm not saying we should go back to
44:02How it was but I guess as an artist where that's a large part of our economy
44:07I couldn't help but worry about the future generation of artists and that's where I got my 10,000 hours
44:13That's why I did the very difficult gigs like the candelabra one
44:16Oh we have worse gigs than that believe me
44:19Or the one with the cows do you get what I mean
44:21Where there'd be like 10 or 20 people at a time
44:24I really earned my stripes build the confidence
44:26And then also when I think about how much division there is you know in the country at the moment
44:31How much nationalism not saying anything specifically wrong with that
44:34But the club for me is more than a place where you go and have a boogie
44:38It's a place where all cultures can come together you know white place
44:42You know white black Asian gay straight and just kind of enjoy music
44:47Which is yeah
44:48Yeah
44:49Which is the soundtrack to life you know
44:51And
44:52But
44:53It's I think
44:54I think I was you were talking in an interview
44:57And I think you were saying that one of the things that's happening with with the nightclub scene
45:01Is that young people now are healthier
45:03Yeah
45:04Which is a weird knock-on effect
45:06Which is a good thing yeah
45:07And there's the emergence of the run clubs and stuff like that which is fun you know I definitely
45:11You could run to that
45:12Yeah
45:13You could run to that exactly
45:14So I think that was exactly the thought process
45:16I wanted to create a project that evoked the feeling of being out
45:20You know how enjoying a time at a club but you could enjoy it while you were at the gym or swimming
45:25Well I don't know how you would actually
45:27But yeah something of the like you know
45:29Yeah
45:30Yeah
45:31But it's funny I'd never crossed my mind that that was a knock-on effect of you know
45:35Kids drinking less and smoking that they're not clubbing in the same way
45:39Yeah 100% but like I said music is the soundtrack to life and you don't have to necessarily you know
45:43Going out and drinking should not necessarily be synonymous you know
45:46You can go out and have a good time about having a drink or can you?
45:49Absolutely
45:50I can't but
45:54I'm assured it can be done
45:58I'm keeping those clubs open
46:01We used to play a lot of clubs when we were like first starting out as a music act
46:06And we'd play them
46:07I would have thought PJ and Doug were too famous to play little clubs and stuff
46:10Oh no
46:11It's part of the circuit
46:12It was like under 18 clubs
46:14Yeah, yeah
46:15Under 18 discos
46:16Yeah
46:17Yeah, they were hardcore though
46:18Yeah
46:19Yeah
46:20Like you've got all these these young girls in there
46:22And we'd turn up to do this and like you say a lot of artists go around and do these all these clubs
46:27But we would turn up and the girls would all stand at the front and all scream and cheer
46:31But also they were at the clubs with their boyfriends
46:33Yeah
46:34They would stand at the back and go
46:35Dicks
46:37And it's very hard to mime a track when you're getting ice cubes from the boyfriend's drinks
46:43Drawing out your heads
46:45And ashtrays
46:46Ashtrays
46:47Ashtrays on your heads
46:48Yeah
46:49I'm sure it gave you thick skin right
46:50Yeah
46:51Conditioned you and look at where you guys are now
46:53How many years?
46:5410, 20, 30
46:55So I'm trying to be like you guys
46:56See I'm worried
46:57I'm worried that Joe
46:58So if you've ever thrown an ashtray at our heads stanky
47:01Yeah
47:02Joe Gary's missing out on these ashtray years
47:04He's just gone straight in
47:05Straight in
47:06Straight in
47:07I had some empty rooms that's for sure
47:09I played in bands
47:10I had some nice just the girlfriends shows
47:13Where they're nice enough to come and it's crickets
47:17Oh your girlfriend
47:18Oh I see
47:19Oh I see
47:20Girlfriends of the band
47:21Oh yeah
47:22I thought you meant
47:23Nice girlfriend
47:24All the girlfriends showed up
47:25Yeah
47:26Awkward
47:27Yeah that's that
47:28They all met
47:29Well listen
47:30Thank you for that amazing performance
47:32Good luck with that track
47:33Tiny Tempo everybody
47:34Thank you
47:39Okay
47:40That's nearly it
47:41Before we go
47:42Just time for a quick visit to the big red chair
47:44Who's there?
47:45Hello
47:46Hello
47:47Hi, what's your name?
47:48Oscar
47:49Oscar, lovely
47:50And where you from Oscar?
47:51I'm from Australia
47:52Lovely
47:53And do you live here now?
47:54Are you on holidays?
47:55Yeah, no I live over here
47:56I lived here for three years
47:57Okay, just one over the visa
47:58And then
47:59What do you do Oscar?
48:03I'm an accountant
48:04Oh, okay
48:05We need them
48:06We need them
48:07We need them
48:08Yes
48:09Off you go with your story Oscar
48:10Yep, so the story is
48:11About ten years ago
48:12In Australia
48:13I was with a big group of mates
48:14We had tickets to a music festival
48:16And we didn't want to get our drinks confiscated
48:20When we were driving in
48:21So we decided to drive down one month before the festival
48:24Took shovels down there
48:26Buried all our drinks
48:27Oh my god
48:28I know
48:29That's the greatest
48:30Sounds like a cool proof plan
48:31Go back
48:32Go back
48:33Claire Claire needs to catch up
48:34Can I just clarify
48:35A month before the day of the festival
48:38You drove down with your friends and buried alcohol
48:40That's exactly what happened
48:41Yes
48:42Okay, please continue
48:43I wanted to say
48:44People in Australia have a lot of time on our hands
48:46We were uni students so we had a lot of time
48:47Okay, only time
48:48Okay, only time
48:50Okay, so you've buried the booze
48:52We've buried the drinks
48:53A week before the music festival
48:56Bushfires went through the area
48:59Because they were buried in the forest
49:00So it was a very flammable area
49:02And
49:03I wonder what started it
49:04And essentially they changed the location of the festival
49:09So we effectively had
49:11We had about 300 beers just buried in a random forest
49:15And
49:17We had to go
49:19We took the shovels back down
49:21Dug them up
49:22Got them into the
49:24Into the new location
49:25No dramas
49:26So it was a foolproof plan
49:28We just
49:29We just hadn't factored in the impact of a natural disaster
49:31Is that the end of the story?
49:32That is the end of the story
49:33It is quite a good story
49:34But I'm going to flip you anyway
49:35There you go
49:36I did like it though
49:37I did enjoy it
49:38Okay
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49:48To all of my guests
49:49Tiny Tempo
49:50Thank you
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49:52Joe Keery
49:54Claire Foy
49:56And
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