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00:00I don't know.
00:29Don't you got to get to work?
00:36What's the point of work?
00:38To get money.
00:39Well, I don't have any money.
00:40That's because you don't find much gold.
00:42That's because I don't do much money.
00:43Not for gold anyway.
00:47Wish I could go digging for gold.
00:50Couldn't be worse than my bloody job.
00:52Blimey, I got to get to work.
00:53Wait.
00:54I don't want you to go.
00:56Me neither.
00:57But my boss whip me if I'm late.
00:59I could talk to your boss.
01:00Me husband won't like that.
01:02Your husband could talk to your boss.
01:03Me husband is me boss.
01:04So that'll be a short conversation.
01:06Oh.
01:07When would they have a conversation about shorts?
01:10You're so funny, June.
01:15June!
01:26I ain't getting flogged for this.
01:29I mean, this plumbing's 100 years old, the seal thing's busted here too, and your cabinets
01:47are all rotten too.
01:48So, uh, yeah, I can give you a quote in the kitchen.
01:52Great.
01:52Great.
01:53As soon as you take care of your unpaid invoices.
01:55Oh, Kate, we can flirt our way out of this.
01:56No, Kate, fight your way out of it.
01:58These are standover tactics.
01:59Give me no bite the throat.
02:00No more bills.
02:01But please pay within three days.
02:02I mean, isn't that a little harsh?
02:03My other man is due tomorrow, so just trying to stay ahead of the curve, you know?
02:07He's trying to say he's single, he's available, he's interested.
02:09We've had some unexpected costs.
02:11We're down to one income, so we'll just do what rich people do.
02:14Call his work subpar and refuse to pay.
02:16Oh, hey, mate.
02:16Sonny.
02:17The real question is, why isn't your husband getting his hands dirty?
02:20You know, some artisanal kombucha.
02:21Pretend you're not together.
02:23From the farmer's market?
02:23Yeah.
02:24Nice, you can afford this.
02:25Yeah, Rahim is still freaking out about me going floor remote.
02:28My sprint's about to kick off.
02:28You OK?
02:29Mm-hmm.
02:29Great, I've got to run.
02:30Is he running or sprinting?
02:31Surely sprinting away from manual labour.
02:33So what does he do?
02:34Oh, um, uh, he does a lot of techie stuff for this company, and they do a lot of computery things,
02:39um, with IT, um, he's got a lot of gadgets.
02:42Oh, you don't know, do you?
02:44I mean, does he even have any money, Kate?
02:46Look, I should probably go.
02:48Air task is blowing up, eh?
02:50Yeah.
02:50Yeah, yeah, totally.
02:51Yeah.
02:52That's fine.
02:53OK, now, drop a pen and pick it up like this.
02:55Yeah, and then pick him up and drop him through the table!
02:57Yeah, um, I've got some other clients who pay me cash up front, so...
03:01You reckon you could just do us, like, a bundle deal?
03:03You know?
03:04Lewis, this is a really, really big house full of, um, problems.
03:09We've all got problems.
03:10Mine's not having enough money.
03:12Cheers for the booch.
03:13Bye, Lewis.
03:15Yeah, see you when you pay me.
03:17Hey, I think my gold's in here.
03:20Go get your dynamite.
03:23Yeah, yeah.
03:24It was actually during the penetration test that they exploited the API hole within the VM
03:28and encountered antiviral issues.
03:30What in the name of all things hole is he blathering about?
03:33My boyfriend, Dale, used to be on the phone talking about business stuff all the time.
03:36He'd be like, insider trading, insolvent, Ponzi scheme.
03:39Mm-hmm.
03:40I'll focus on the software background status with the insufficient RAM user vulnerability.
03:44Insufficient RAMs?
03:45The user vulnerable?
03:47Is he in the wool industry like my daddy?
03:49More like hot air industry.
03:50He's leaving that poor girl to do all the work while he gasp at it.
03:55Just like my useless excuse for a husband.
03:57Yeah, I know.
03:59Get yourself and your strap-on away from me.
04:02Mm-hmm.
04:03He actually popped up on the penetration test using the back door.
04:05I'll be kicking you in the back door.
04:07Whish!
04:07Whish!
04:07You won't be walking through me!
04:09So I'd better get on to that.
04:12Straight and straight.
04:14Debrief for him.
04:15Leave me alone!
04:16Devil makes splinters of your legs!
04:18Yes, absolutely.
04:19Don't worry about it.
04:20Away with your strap-on, Ethan!
04:21How about in maybe two hours?
04:22I can't scarves on you!
04:23I'll absolutely just...
04:24I need to go through the...
04:25Ah!
04:27June, how did your gold get inside a brick wall?
04:30I was working for my older brother, Ying, who was terrible.
04:33Here we go.
04:34Terrible.
04:34Just terrible.
04:35Terrible and?
04:37Terrible.
04:38Worst boss ever.
04:40Where are you from?
04:41I don't want to live in Australia!
04:43He was mad at Dad for sending us here,
04:45and I knew he would take the gold for himself,
04:46so I decided to hide it where Chinese weren't allowed.
04:49Which, now that I'm thinking about it, were lots of places.
04:51Oi, piss off back to China.
04:53Get your own gold.
04:55They're just lending too many immigrants.
04:58But the closest one to my mining camp was Ram's Head Inn.
05:05Before this place was a big old haunted house,
05:07it was an inn for people during the gold rush who were in a rush to find gold,
05:12and people who found gold who were in a rush to spend it.
05:20Oh, the inn had superior quality rum.
05:23Oh, but inferior quality brickwork.
05:27It was 170 years ago, but I remember it clearly now.
05:33I hid my gold nugget right here in this brick wall.
05:37And how big was this thing?
05:39Like a potato.
05:40Baby potato?
05:42Adult potato.
05:43Worth £500.
05:44Easy.
05:45Unless...
05:46Has the value of money fallen much since 1855?
05:49Don't listen to this scatterbrained celestial, Catherine.
05:51He's been on this wild goose chase for 170 years.
05:54I only chased that goose for two years,
05:56and it didn't even have my gold.
05:58Look, Kate, dying's a piece of piss, yeah?
06:00Just get the crow in there and give it the old hefo.
06:02Why am I taking building advice from a bikey?
06:04Because we had contracts with the construction union.
06:06I was a safety officer.
06:08No tell.
06:08What did that involve?
06:09Oh, you know, if you're going to kick someone's head in,
06:11just make sure you're wearing steel caps.
06:14All right.
06:16Let's pay some invoices.
06:20Excuse me, I'm trying to read here.
06:24Yeah.
06:25Let's have a chat about why that wasn't safe.
06:26Excuse me.
06:30Yeah, now that I'm looking at it,
06:32I was trying to put my gold into the wall, but then...
06:35I'm getting here.
06:36Keep your wig on.
06:39Hey.
06:40You're alive?
06:41Yeah.
06:44You're awake?
06:45Yeah.
06:47I'm so sorry for running off on you.
06:52Are you here for revenge?
06:54Revenge?
06:55For what?
06:55For running off on you.
06:56Why did you run off on me?
06:57For getting in trouble.
06:59For what?
06:59For killing you.
07:00But I'm not dead.
07:02You will be if my husband finds you in here.
07:04What's he going to do?
07:05Kill you?
07:07Life is pretty hard.
07:10What have you got there anyway?
07:12A present.
07:13For you.
07:15Oh.
07:17What is it?
07:19It's a loebak.
07:21Chinese radish.
07:22I grow them secretly down by the creek
07:24where you tip out the chamber pots.
07:26You're so clever, too.
07:30Oh.
07:31Oh, wow.
07:37Kissing Mildred was like kissing a...
07:39a beehive.
07:41Not as stingy, but just as sweet.
07:44And she was so beautiful.
07:45Hey.
07:46Oh, you've got a really long lifeline,
07:48but a really short lifeline.
07:49What does that mean?
07:50Hey, June, I can't see any gold in here,
07:52so just wondering what happened
07:53after you kissed the maid.
07:54I used my tongue to...
07:55Oh, no, after that.
07:56Fun things involving hands.
07:57After, after that.
07:58Well, we did it.
07:59June, the gold.
08:00I may have decided to hide it somewhere else
08:02now that I'm thinking about it.
08:04Because you're just thinking about that now.
08:05There's no thinking involved.
08:07I say give up now.
08:08I still have a shred of dignity.
08:10Now come and turn this page.
08:12I'm dead and I can't do anything.
08:13Kate, your fancy man is gaving me up the wall.
08:19Here now, I'm not after complaining.
08:21Aren't you?
08:22Even as a miserable wee girl
08:23in the alleyways of Hobart
08:25doing all I could to survive,
08:27chopping up whale meat by day,
08:28dodging syphilific English soldiers by night.
08:31Well, you weren't the only ones
08:32who suffered at the hands of the English.
08:33Aye, but I would rather night fight
08:35a horde of ruling redcoats
08:37than listen to your husband's
08:39mind-numbing prattle for one more day.
08:41Your key priorities are DOS attacks and malware, yeah?
08:43Sweet lord, not again!
08:45Post-antivirus stand-up,
08:46the Whitehats will use the results
08:47of the grey box to perform
08:48a deeper penetration test.
08:50No false positives.
08:51We don't want any false positives
08:52coming back to haunt us,
08:52so I'll get the pod to start
08:53putting together the documentation for the order.
08:55I can't go through walls, Eileen.
08:56Got it.
08:56No, but you still have time
08:57to ditch your lump of the husband
08:59before your old wound dries up completely.
09:01Again, we're not married,
09:02and this is working.
09:03He is working.
09:04Sorry, just putting on a few fires.
09:05Everything okay?
09:06No, you're a long-necked, gangly whore
09:09and buzzing him in an oven hole.
09:10Everything is great.
09:11Eileen and I were just talking about...
09:12This one's Eileen again?
09:14The Irish lady.
09:15She ran this place as a pub.
09:15She's lovely, polite.
09:16Chasing me around the house
09:17like a fuck-haired twerp.
09:18And she was just telling me
09:19how lucky I am to...
09:20Shite-talking, cat puppet.
09:22And I was explaining to her
09:24that you work very hard as a...
09:25Oh, it's...
09:27Scrum Master.
09:28Scrum Master.
09:28Yes, yeah, yeah.
09:30And I was just telling her
09:30how we really, really need the money.
09:32And if you don't stop droning the house
09:34in your blather,
09:34I'll be taking drastic action.
09:37Yeah, but hey, I was just wondering,
09:38would you mind just, like,
09:39sticking to your desk today
09:40and just keeping it down a bit?
09:42You want me to avoid
09:43a whole bunch of people
09:44I can't see or hear?
09:48Yes.
09:50Kate, I remember now.
09:52This is where I hid the gold.
09:53Now it's in the fireplace.
09:54Okay.
09:55Seriously, Kate?
09:56Sorry, no joke.
09:56I could lose my job here.
09:58Rahim could fire me.
09:59I'm sure that's not the case.
10:00If we demolish the fireplace,
10:01we can find out.
10:02June, I was talking to Sean.
10:03Oh, okay.
10:04The pantless miners here too.
10:05Hi, Rahim.
10:06I've got the whole team here.
10:07Yep, I will stay in the office.
10:10I'm sorry you're stressed.
10:11You're amazing.
10:11We've got this, babe.
10:12Thanks, Kate.
10:13Sorry, boss.
10:14The Wi-Fi's a bit patchy out here,
10:15but I've got you now.
10:22So, June,
10:23you are absolutely sure
10:24that the gold is in there?
10:25As sure as I am
10:26that the moon is a big bowl of rice.
10:27Not only will you fail to find this gold,
10:29you'll also injure yourself
10:30wielding that enormous implement
10:32with your fragile feminine limbs.
10:33Oh, is that right?
10:34You'll be right, mate.
10:35Just remember,
10:35all your strength comes from your legs, yeah?
10:37So what you want to do
10:37is sink down to your legs,
10:38walk in the other room
10:39and get your boyfriend to do it.
10:40Mm-hmm.
10:42Oh!
10:43Oh!
10:46You did it, Kate.
10:47Now look inside.
10:49Because, like,
10:49I remember when Mildred went back to work,
10:51I snuck into this guest bedroom
10:53and I hid my gold up the chimney
10:55and then...
10:57Oh, my goodness!
10:59Uh, hey.
11:01What are you doing here?
11:02Uh, um...
11:03Cleaning your chimney.
11:04It's...
11:05It's pretty sooty.
11:06Is it?
11:08Is it very sooty?
11:10No, no.
11:10It's...
11:11It's pretty clean now.
11:12June, just go with it.
11:13Go with what?
11:15Did I mention that this guest and I
11:17were, um...
11:17friends?
11:18This is the sootiest chimney
11:20I've had my hand up in a long time.
11:22Oh, and you're good
11:23at cleaning sooty chimneys, are you?
11:24There isn't a chimney in my village
11:26that hasn't seen my bristle brush.
11:28Oh, good.
11:30My husband hasn't been up my chimney for months.
11:33But your husband's a banker.
11:34I mean, he could hire me.
11:35You're so stupid.
11:38She had, like, the silkiest hair
11:41and then she lent in
11:42and our noses were touching like puppies.
11:44There's nothing in here!
11:45And then we...
11:47Oh, here we go.
11:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:50Is this just you bragging about girls?
11:52No.
11:54Well, there was this other, other girl.
11:56No, no more girls, June.
11:58Where is the gold?
12:00Different bedroom?
12:01No, it wasn't a different bedroom.
12:02Your mind is a sieve, man.
12:03You're remembering it all wrong.
12:05And how do you know?
12:05Yeah, how do you know?
12:08That's classified.
12:10Gideon, you better tell me what you know
12:11before I knock this whole house down.
12:12Mmm.
12:15Well?
12:17You're so stupid.
12:18How do you make my stack smoke?
12:23Oh, I'm gonna smoke your stack all night long.
12:27I love your sooty bristle brush.
12:36You were spying on us.
12:37I was not spying.
12:38I was trying to read an open newspaper.
12:40Mate, not cool.
12:42Interrupting the boss's rating time.
12:44What's that about, huh?
12:45Uh, uh...
12:46Sorry.
12:46Gideon, he has been looking for 170 years.
12:50Why have you not had this conversation?
12:52The less said about this tawdry business, the better.
12:54Now, everyone shut their sick mouths.
12:56Sweat.
12:57Chim.
12:57This is what happened.
13:00I was here, innocently reading the newspaper,
13:02when in my periphery,
13:03I happened to spy
13:05see a spicy encounter.
13:08What was that?
13:10Nothing.
13:11It was just soot.
13:13Just a big bit of soot.
13:15Now, close your eyes.
13:17Mmm.
13:19Oh, no.
13:21June.
13:22June.
13:23One moment.
13:33I'm to the bed.
13:34I'm to the bed.
13:38No, no, no, no, no.
13:41Man!
13:42Don't mind me, man.
13:43Just taking out the chamber.
13:44Oh, you can do that later.
13:46Oh, no.
13:47It's a hot day, man.
13:48Oh, Mildred, hi.
14:00It's a heavy one today.
14:03I had a big breakfast.
14:06Mildred.
14:07Mildred, wait.
14:08The menfolk are getting back.
14:09Your husband might not appreciate
14:11a Chinaman with his radish lurking about.
14:15What radish?
14:18If Gideon's right,
14:21then maybe my gold is lost forever.
14:22And I've been wrong about everything.
14:25I just can't believe it.
14:26I'm sorry, Kate.
14:28I wear nothing,
14:28but I've become a heavy burden.
14:30No, people pooed in a bowl on the floor.
14:33And then it just sat there
14:34under the bed all day?
14:36Oh, yeah.
14:37It was very fancy.
14:39They put a cloth on top
14:39and sometimes even a sprig of lavender.
14:42Mate, that sounds way better
14:43than your average truck stop.
14:44Meat pies and crystal meth,
14:46not a great combo.
14:47Hang on, June.
14:49When you hid under the bed,
14:50the nugget was in your clothes, yes?
14:51And then when Mildred left,
14:53you couldn't find it.
14:54What if your nugget fell into the poo bowl?
14:57What was the first part again?
14:59June,
15:00where did they throw out the poo bowls?
15:02What was the second part again?
15:10You're killing me.
15:11Yep, yep, yep.
15:13Okay.
15:14Listen, mate, mate,
15:15we can't go live
15:16because the stocks are out of date
15:17and those fields need to remain empty.
15:18See?
15:19Livestock,
15:20empty fields.
15:21This is all confirming my hypothesis,
15:23Cindy.
15:23These are all sheep farming terms.
15:25Yep,
15:26this was actually,
15:27we mentioned this.
15:27Yep,
15:28the software patches weren't updated
15:29for that malware.
15:30What kind of a job is this?
15:32No,
15:32he's laying down.
15:33Oh,
15:34it's just because he's been listening all day
15:35and listening for men is very tiring.
15:37Yeah,
15:37I have to jump on yet another Zoom
15:39with Rahim
15:40and I'll try and talk him down,
15:42okay?
15:42Great.
15:43That's it.
15:44What?
15:44Eileen,
15:45what are you doing?
15:47I'm only making him drunk as a lord.
15:49Then he'll be losing his so-called job
15:52and he'll be having to do his manly duty
15:54and help get.
15:55That doesn't sound very nice,
15:56Eileen.
16:02Hey, Rahim,
16:03how are you, boss?
16:04Yep, yep.
16:10So the white has to identify
16:12another hole in the system
16:13but we have it under control.
16:16No.
16:17This isn't about me being remote
16:19because, you know what,
16:20actually,
16:20you're remote.
16:21Yeah,
16:21you're remote
16:22professionally
16:24and
16:24you're remote
16:26emotionally.
16:27And just once,
16:28I'm like,
16:28how are you, Sean?
16:29Are you okay, Sean?
16:31You know what,
16:31it's just me
16:32and Kate
16:33in the middle of nowhere
16:34in this big house
16:35and I have been trying
16:37so hard.
16:38you have no idea
16:40what I'm dealing with,
16:42Ashley.
16:42What?
16:43You know what,
16:44Rahim?
16:45Shut up.
16:50Sorry, boss,
16:51I think I've danced.
16:52I've been looking for so long
17:03and this is the closest
17:04I've ever been.
17:05Has anyone told you
17:06you're really clever?
17:07Yes, but thank you.
17:08I can finally take the gold
17:09back to my ancestors.
17:13Sorry, what?
17:14When we find the nugget,
17:15I need you to bury it
17:16with my remains
17:17and I can take it back
17:18to my family
17:19in the afterlife.
17:20It's the whole reason
17:21I haven't been sucked off yet.
17:24Zoom, I thought
17:25the gold was for me?
17:26You know,
17:27to save us from bankruptcy.
17:29Nah.
17:30Okay, focus, Kate.
17:32When we find the nugget,
17:34I need you to bury it
17:34with my remains
17:35so I can take it
17:36to my family
17:37in the afterlife.
17:39My father went into debt
17:40to send my brother
17:41and me to Australia
17:42to find gold
17:42and send it back
17:43to our family.
17:44Hey, grade.
17:45I took a half day
17:46already,
17:46and I didn't see a弟.
17:47teens?
17:49Maybe my brother wasn't terrible.
17:53Maybe he was just responsible.
17:58I really should have just handed him the gold so we could just go home.
18:02Instead, I kept it for myself because I wanted to stay in Australia.
18:06It's sunny and the birds are nice,
18:07but I didn't think I'd stay here for this long.
18:11I was sent here to provide for my family, but all I provided was shame.
18:13Oh, but June, your dad going into debt
18:15and sending his sons across the world to find gold.
18:17I mean, he took a gamble.
18:18He loved gambling.
18:19Meanwhile, going into debt and starting a hotel with zero experience,
18:25it's a solid choice.
18:27Well, don't be so hard on yourself.
18:29I mean, you demolished two rooms in a day.
18:31That would have taken me at least a day.
18:35June, do you think hitting your head on that nugget gave you, like,
18:38eternal concussion?
18:40No, I've never played the drums.
18:41Babe!
18:43Hey, so I totally lost it, Rahim, and guess what?
18:46He totally backed down.
18:48Babe, that's great!
18:49Mm-hmm.
18:49That's great!
18:50I knew that he appreciated your computer-y skills.
18:53You don't know what I do, do you?
18:55No, I do.
18:55Do you?
18:56You work at a tech company, and you, um...
18:59Allow me.
19:00He works for a company that specialises in woolen products,
19:03a.k.a. software.
19:05Software stuff.
19:05Sean and he's team check the integrity of the carriages that transport the sheep to their foreign ports,
19:11protecting them from pirates...
19:12And security measures?
19:13Viruses and unfashionables, a.k.a.
19:17Sheep.
19:17Malware!
19:18Where?
19:19I have no idea.
19:20Oh, oh, oh!
19:22Marcus.
19:23Are you drunk?
19:25I don't know.
19:27How did this happen?
19:28I'm digging for gold on behalf of my spouse,
19:33cos it belongs to a ghost that lives in our house and all the little...
19:41It's a cool power, Ellie, but can you save it for Friday nights?
19:43I was only after giving you a fella me booze breath,
19:45so we'd be helping you do some actual work.
19:47But the shame of it is it can barely hold a shovel.
19:50What are the ghosts saying now?
19:51That you look hot with a shovel in your hand.
19:52And that he's far too frail to make it in the wool industry.
19:55Get out while you can.
19:56And that you are amazing at everything you do.
19:58High five!
20:03Are they high-fiving me?
20:05Yep, yep, they're all taking turns.
20:07No, I'm not...
20:08You haven't heard of a high five.
20:11Thank you, Kate, for helping me get sucked off.
20:14We haven't found it yet.
20:18I think I need something!
20:20Like this!
20:21See you soon, Dad.
20:22See you.
20:27Tastes like ground!
20:28Hey, looks like you hit the septic there, mate.
20:30We're gonna have to close this whole zone down, I reckon.
20:32I think I need a blood test.
20:38You know,
20:40they also threw poo balls into the river,
20:42now that I'm thinking about it.
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