Fall in for laughs and mischief with Laverne & Shirley in the Army, the animated spin-off of the hit sitcom that sends America’s favorite roommates into boot camp! Joined by their talking pig sidekick Sgt. Squealy, Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney bumble their way through military life, turning every mission and marching order into a hilarious misadventure. Packed with slapstick humor, quirky characters, and that classic Hanna-Barbera charm, Laverne & Shirley in the Army brings comedy and chaos to the front lines of Saturday morning fun. 🎖️😂🐷 #LaverneAndShirleyInTheArmy #80sCartoonVibes #HannaBarbera #CartoonComedy #ClassicCartoonFun #CartoonThrowback #RetroCartoons #CultCartoons #AnimatedSitcom #CartoonLegends #SlapstickToons #RetroAnimation #ClassicTVToons #CartoonLaughs
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00:00Laverne, let's join the army!
00:02Watch out!
00:06Where do I sign up?
00:08I'm with you!
00:11Turn and hush!
00:14A commanding pig!
00:18Shoot it on that, Laverne!
00:20Whoa!
00:22Help!
00:24Join the army, you said!
00:30Sir!
00:36Sir!
00:52Squirly, see that my luggage gets up to my suite.
00:55Yes, sir. General Hodge's grapple, sir.
00:58It will be my personal pleasure, sir. You can count on me, sir.
01:02Yes, sir.
01:04All right, little soldier, let's hurry up with my luggage.
01:08I thought we were going to see exotic Tokyo on this assignment, Charles.
01:12All I can see is exotic luggage.
01:14Some important mission misses.
01:16Poding around a pig's vacation wardrobe and it's Miss Piggy Pinup.
01:18Pipe down, DeFazio.
01:20The General's mission here is tipped off secret and had better remain so. Is that clear?
01:24No need to raise your voice, Squealy. We won't tell anyone about that earthquake machine.
01:28That will be all private, Feeny.
01:30Whoa!
01:32And that'll be ten demerits for long down on the job.
01:34Fifteen, twenty, the demerit meter's running, girl.
01:36And so are we. Let's go, Laverne.
01:38I'm going, I'm going.
01:40All right, soldierettes. I want this room so clean I can see my face in it.
01:46You're a brave pig, Squealy.
01:48The General will be here momentarily with some very important people.
01:52Here we are, gentlemen.
01:54I think those very important people are here, Laverne.
01:56Private Sveeny and DeFazio.
01:57This is Professor Miyamoto and Japanese secret agent, Brock Osaka.
02:00Okay, let's go.
02:01Hey, I'm going, Laverne.
02:02You're going, I'm going.
02:03I'm going, I'm going.
02:04All right, soldierettes.
02:05I want this room so clean I can see my face in it.
02:07You're a brave pig, Squealy.
02:09The General will be here momentarily with some very important people.
02:12Here we are, gentlemen.
02:13I think those very important people are here, Laverne.
02:16Private Sveeny and DeFazio, this is Professor Miyamoto
02:17soccer and this is squealing how about that churl a real secret agent this is the seismofax general
02:30hardscrapple it is capable of producing the most remarkable earthquakes do you have a secret agent
02:36number like 007 or are you unlisted how about some music while the general and the professor there
02:44talk shaft your radio is broken my seismofax that must be a rock and roll station laverne help
02:56me and the battle stations we're under attack all hands on back
03:04as i was saying it makes earthquakes thanks for the demonstration professor
03:09oh there i call that a distinct improvement and i call it insubordination and disrespect to a senior
03:19pick here rock let me take that big heavy briefcase and make you feel at home no wait
03:28sorry i didn't know that thing was loaded my apologies ladies this briefcase is my secret
03:33weapon you mean like james bond type spy gadgets yes we must protect the seismofax against criminal
03:41elements that might try to misuse it it would be disastrous if the earthquake maker fell into the
03:46wrong hands the wrong hands indeed professor once i possess the seismofax every country around the
03:55pacific will pay me tribute or i'll set off their volcanoes and my army of android look-alikes
04:05will bring me the seismofax in no time
04:14now that the professor's gone you're off duty rock we could go sightseeing what do you say we take a look
04:19at mount footsie oh laverne that's so touristy what about something cultural where do they keep
04:24godzilla it does not matter private nobody's going anywhere without an official military type pass
04:32leave that to me oh general hard scrapple sir i am going to take these seismofax down to the lobby
04:41and lock it in the safe don't wait up there's something strange going on here since when does the
04:47general carry anything himself now squealy he's probably just being extra careful and this hotel
04:52safe must really be safe you need a car to get to it why that's the mastermind we've been after that
04:59criminal genius for years he's getting away with the sodium of that and the general i'll be court marshaled
05:06for sure get a move on troops stop that general napper don't push don't push i'll get my car and meet
05:15you in front of the hotel
05:21they're getting away all right civilian stand tall and suck in that stomach i'm taking command of this
05:29vehicle for the sake of national security and my stripes got that yes sir come on little soldiers
05:36let's get the defensive on the road did your mother ever give you any advice about getting into a strange
05:41car with a pig she said don't really what about raka soccer let him get his eye cap
05:57we'll never catch them sure we will we'll just take a shortcut and let him walk at the pass we've been in
06:04this town half an hour and already he's taking shortcuts this is your idea of a shortcut
06:18mush mush follow the car we're mushing we're mushing this is incredibly embarrassing laverne
06:25look it's rock
06:35look out it's an oil flick whoa whoa
06:42hey that's too sorry to you want anyway i suspected someone might try to steal the sizeable facts
06:49so i put a tracking device only hey i did it so we could trail the crook to his hideout
06:56i just hope there's a dry cleaners along the way
06:59come on charl it's my turn to sit next to rock now laverne we agreed i get to sit next to him on our
07:05way to the hideout you sit next to him on our way back look up ahead
07:18so that's where the mastermind space is inside mount boaton then we can finally turn off the stupid
07:25beatbox no laverne that's not wrong yay button no that was the right button now for some soft music
07:35you really did it this time defazio no we haven't got a driver
07:50whoa well there's cheryl but where's rock
07:54okay okay what is going on here
08:04laverne you broke my dream boat this dream boat is a mechanical imposter
08:10you don't suppose that mastermind creep had anything to do with it
08:13i bet the general was an imposter toe then the real rock and the real general are probably prisoners
08:22inside mount fuji we'll storm the mountain take it by frontal assaults
08:28well i'm not going anywhere looking like this oh look a compact
08:33a soldier must always look her best no matter what the circumstances hey how very good work feiny
08:42we can use these spy gadgets for our race if we can find the mountain all right soldierettes look
08:49alive there look alive while you can my friends you can't get away with this mastermind my soldiers
08:58will come looking for me but i'll prepare a little surprise for them while you and agent osaka keep
09:04each other company take him away yes that's divine
09:12now prepare for my new guests a little something they won't
09:21the pig will have this door open in a flash well at least one end of them is good for something
09:28i think the pig is right laverne we really should laverne squealy laverne she isn't there
09:58an awol eh well what do you call that private beanie it looks like laverne to me the sloppy posture
10:07the vacant eyed stare the quick temper hey laverne what are you doing barking for a court marshal
10:15that's what she's doing we are going to join the general and rock now that's more like it laverne dang how
10:23at least really it's the mastermind okay super criminal you're coming with us where shall i put
10:33the intruders mastermind drop them anywhere yes peter i have a little amusement plan
10:40oh oh my goodness how could you change sides at a time like this she's one of them surely a plastic person
10:49then what happened to the real laverne
10:55a fine mess you've gotten us into private defazio it wasn't my fault squealy one minute i was right
11:02behind you the next minute i was here well we're together again and that's the important thing
11:07correction the important thing is that you won't interfere with my plans any longer
11:13ah it's getting close to dinner time she looks like he's right laverne and i think we're going to be
11:20the main cause i thought japan was where you eat raw fish not where the raw fish eat you now laverne let's
11:28not panic unnecessarily on the other hand perhaps panic is necessary in this case all right defazio
11:38relinquish that army personnel immediately you mean drop surely just like that just like that he asked
11:45for it girl whoa maybe he asked for it laverne but i certainly didn't falling on a uniformed pig
11:54sergeant turnbuckle will have you hide for this sorry squealy you'll have to take a number i think
12:00they've got first did wait a minute maybe one of those spy gadgets could get us out of here too bad we
12:06don't know what they do well i guess we know what that one does it brings us all closer to pig heaven
12:15speak for yourself bawkey come on your little whatchamacallit do your stuff
12:25now that's more like it some of my military know how much time we'd be rubbing off on you
12:31feed i'm so proud look girl we can go hand over hand just like in gym class that's just great laverne
12:40except that in gym class i flunked rope tell me where we're safe laverne i can't do that
12:46y'all this hope doesn't stretch all the way back to america whoa
12:50laverne i'm stuck i'm not moving anymore that means you made it let go of the rope oh all right
13:02whoa thanks for catching me laverne you're a real pal that was very sloppy soldier
13:11now watch me and i'll show you the right way to do it
13:24do us a favor squealy next time show us the wrong way i don't know about you laverne but i think we
13:29should run not walk to the nearest exit right charl maybe we can find a phone and call on the marines
13:35marines the u.s army can rescue its own general thank you there are some things the army's not
13:42equipped to handle squealy oh yeah like what like them you cannot escape gee this android looks pretty
13:51good if i do say so myself you will come with us we'll just see about that you tin slated carbon
13:59copies of the real american mccord and just about face forward up two up two look alive there up two up two
14:12see that not bad squealy all it takes is a little discipline you cannot escape
14:24oh laverne what are we gonna do i'm too young to be replaced by automation
14:28there's only one thing to do joe run
14:32after them do not let them escape
14:38girl we're back at square one we're farther back than that laverne and we're not alone
14:51hey where'd everybody go nice work there trooperettes
14:56you cannot escape those watered down look-alikes won't be impersonating us anymore
15:05but we might be impersonating them
15:08i don't think i like the sound of that laverne and i know i don't like the sound of it all right
15:15safe up you two this is a rescue mission i am organizing here let's see a little respect for the pig
15:21respect for the pig
15:26with the addition of professor mia motor seismofax my installation is complete the nations around the
15:31pacific will pay me millions or i'll set off their volcanoes one by one you'll never get away with this
15:39mastermind and who's going to stop me we have returned mastermind ah my duplicates are back did you
15:48deal with the intruders it was a piece of cake mastermind
15:54jimmy it was a bag of bolts mastermind
15:59this model is particularly unattractive i really must have it scrapped
16:03scrapped nobody straps u.s army issue without approval in triplicate and your triplicate days are
16:10over mr mastermind now fall in and prepare to surrender the seismo what's this what is the
16:17meaning of this don't look at us mastermind burn squealy's in trouble they followed us home mastermind can
16:26we keep him intruders androids capture them nice guy sure but i don't think he's the type to make
16:32androids with hearts of gold all right trooperettes we gotta stick together former defensive perimeter
16:39this calls for hand to android combat on second thought it's everything for himself
16:47move them off of one of those spy gadgets charl i gotta get rocking the general out of the slammer
16:52stand back don't force me to press this button you'll be sorry
16:58yes well i hope you're satisfied this'll spring you guys nice work driver now let's get out of here
17:06all right you hold where you are how do i know you're not another imposter count your stripes
17:14i'll count them again oh my stars and bars you're the general all right yes sir i'm so sorry sir
17:22i hate to break up this happy reunion guys but it's not going to be happy for long
17:26whoop a magnet all right well done nice work laverne whoa eruption control oh no give me back
17:41that lever
17:45the volcano's erupting evacuate the area abandon ship women and pigs first
17:51quick follow that mastermind why laverne what about me just let go of the spy gadget charl oh good
18:01thinking laverne yay why thank you for breaking my fault squealer you're a gentleman and a pig i'll
18:09take that as a compliment teeny this time come on already the place is falling down around our ears and
18:15your extinct and smallpox coming laverne don't worry about me general i'll whip this one away volcano
18:27into shape in no time i hope laverne we've lost track of rocking the general let's try over here
18:37no mastermind worthy of his name is never without an emergency escape route
18:42there comes that mastermind creep it certainly was thoughtful of him to leave a jet force laverne
18:49too bad neither of us is a pilot well sure i was a junior stewardess one
18:55under the circumstances laverne i think that's close enough
19:00oh laverne don't you think we should put the top down first no the top's already down no laverne i mean
19:07the top of the mountain whoa there's more than one way to skin up all day no
19:17dear the u.s army one little black box zero
19:24or maybe it's the other way around we're airborne
19:30flying along with the birds and the pigs
19:34the pigs get out of the way where are you kids you're going whoa whoa
19:46never mind trooperette stay alone
19:53i thought the captain was supposed to go down with the ship laverne lucky for you i didn't
19:57sure it's my parachute you'd better hit the ground running rookies because when we land i'm gonna throw
20:03a book at you just as soon as i can find one big enough
20:09all volcanoes present and accounted for sir congratulations squealy i see you've captured
20:15the mastermind and you've captured our little olive drab heart rock osaka all right you two no fraternizing with
20:26allied personnel and furthermore you represent the u.s army here look dog and get me out of this thing
20:39stay tuned for that dynamic do-gooder roger ramjet as he buzzes the skies over fun town coming up next
20:45and at 5 eastern a perilous piano player plots to do away with bruce and dick to get to aunt harriet
20:51and claim the inheritance on batman here on the family channel
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