Fall in for laughs and mischief with Laverne & Shirley in the Army, the animated spin-off of the hit sitcom that sends America’s favorite roommates into boot camp! Joined by their talking pig sidekick Sgt. Squealy, Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney bumble their way through military life, turning every mission and marching order into a hilarious misadventure. Packed with slapstick humor, quirky characters, and that classic Hanna-Barbera charm, Laverne & Shirley in the Army brings comedy and chaos to the front lines of Saturday morning fun. 🎖️😂🐷 #LaverneAndShirleyInTheArmy #80sCartoonVibes #HannaBarbera #CartoonComedy #ClassicCartoonFun #CartoonThrowback #RetroCartoons #CultCartoons #AnimatedSitcom #CartoonLegends #SlapstickToons #RetroAnimation #ClassicTVToons #CartoonLaughs
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00:01Laverne, let's join the army!
00:03Watch off!
00:07Where do I sign up?
00:09I'm with you!
00:12Turn and hush!
00:15A commanding pig!
00:19Shoot it up, Laverne!
00:22Whoa!
00:23Help!
00:24Join the army, you said!
00:30Stop!
00:36Stop!
00:49I have never been so flabbergasted in all my life.
00:52Laverne and Shirley getting furloughs to Paris.
00:55Well, we'll see about that.
00:57Uh-oh, that does not look like good news, Laverne.
01:00I bet old Sneaky Snout's gonna pull a surprise inspection.
01:03And just look at this place.
01:04It looks like a pig pen.
01:06That should make Squealy feel right at home.
01:08Laverne, our furloughs are at stake here.
01:11Quick, everything into the footlocker.
01:16Belly!
01:17Not my cot!
01:18Sorry, Laverne, I lost my head.
01:20A tan hut?
01:23Something is very wrong.
01:25Where's the mess?
01:27Oh, there you are, Laverne.
01:31Why, you little...
01:33Charmer.
01:34You little charmer.
01:35What a sense of humor.
01:37Laverne, our furloughs, remember?
01:39Well, little soldierettes, here are your furloughs to Paris.
01:42And I'd like to say they're well-deserved.
01:45But we know better, don't we?
01:46You're all pigs, Squealy.
01:49My, what a chubby footlocker we have here.
01:53That's a no-no.
01:54When Sergeant Tyne Buckle hears about this, he'll really explode!
02:00How awful!
02:01Yeah, I think he's gonna survive.
02:03Oh!
02:04Oh, just look at me!
02:06I can't take my eyes off you.
02:08Yeah, Squealy, with that get-up, you could be another Miss Piggy.
02:12Ho, ho, ho.
02:13Very humorous.
02:14Come on, Laverne, we'll be late for our plane.
02:17I can't believe we're really on our way to Paris.
02:20The city of romance.
02:22Me neither.
02:23I thought old Pork Belly would have grounded us for life.
02:26Well, now we can forget about him and the army for two glorious weeks.
02:30No more getting up for Reveille.
02:31No guard duty, no KP.
02:33And best of all, no...
02:36Squealy!
02:37Surprise!
02:38Well, you have little buckaroos, coffee, tea, or tender mirrors for criticizing the army.
02:43What are you doing here?
02:45Sergeant Pine Buckle persuaded me to accompany you so you wouldn't get into trouble on your furlough.
02:52How's that for Mission Impossible?
02:56Just what I always dreamed of, seeing Paris with a pig.
02:59All right, troubettes.
03:00Get your baggage and fall in!
03:02I've got mine!
03:05Gee, I wonder if that's my bag.
03:08You mean this big purple and green suitcase with the big L on the side?
03:12And the travel sticker that says Cloverville, Kansas, kidney bean capital of the world?
03:17Gee, Laverne, I don't know.
03:18No, it could be almost anybody.
03:21Boris, look!
03:22There it is!
03:23What did I tell you, Alex?
03:24No customs inspector in the world would look for stolen missile plans in such a cheap, ugly, stupid-looking suitcase!
03:31Still, we must not take any chances, Boris!
03:35Watch this!
03:36Look!
03:37Those pants shoes?
03:38That's gotta be a mistake!
03:40There's the mistake!
03:42They've got our suitcase!
03:44Quickly!
03:45We must get those plans back at all costs!
03:50How old are pigs?
03:53Attention CIC operations.
03:55This is Agent Smith reporting in, and I'm trailing those enemy agents who stole the missile plans.
04:02You were actually very lucky to have me along, little lovelies.
04:05I happen to know Paris like the back of my hoof.
04:09First, we'll check into our hotel, and then we'll go and see the Eiffel Tower.
04:19That's it, fella.
04:20You're going on report.
04:21I said first the hotel, then the Eiffel Tower.
04:25I am sorry, Monsieur, but that cow!
04:27What cow?
04:28That cow!
04:30Laverne, I don't like the looks of those men.
04:32I don't know.
04:33The one on the ride is kinda cute.
04:34What's French for hunk, Cheryl?
04:37That's it, Buster.
04:38The military's taking over.
04:40I'll take that wheel.
04:42Squealy, you put that back right now.
04:43It's not yours.
04:45Oh, my stars!
04:46And me without my official army vehicle assembly manual.
04:50Oh, no!
04:52Guys!
04:53Sacre bleu!
04:55Sacre bleu!
04:56What are you complaining about?
04:57The meter's still running.
04:59Get me off this windshield!
05:01You asked for it!
05:05I have never seen such great escape maneuvers in my life.
05:09They must be a crack team of American counter-espionage agents.
05:13There, I think I got it!
05:14Squealy!
05:15The droplet!
05:16I can't reach the break!
05:17Squealy!
05:18Attention all personnel!
05:19Prepare to dance!
05:20So far, Paris is strictly for the birds.
05:22What now, boys?
05:23Don't worry!
05:24I found their travel plans in the name of their hotel in the showcase.
05:29Smith reporting.
05:30Those enemy agents are still trailing those two army girls and the pig.
05:33I'll keep you informed.
05:34I'll keep you informed.
05:35I'll keep you informed.
05:36I can't reach the break!
05:37I can't reach the break!
05:38I can't reach the break!
05:39Squealy!
05:40Attention all personnel!
05:41Prepare to dance!
05:42So far, Paris is strictly for the birds.
05:45What now, boys?
05:46Don't worry!
05:47I found their travel plans in the name of their hotel in the showcase.
05:50I'll keep you informed.
05:55That oughta keep out those weirdos who were following up.
05:58Yeah, but won't it also keep out all those handsome Frenchmen?
06:01Good point.
06:03Come on, Cheryl.
06:04You'd better unpack.
06:06Oh, wow!
06:07I don't remember packing this.
06:09It's the strangest thing I've ever seen!
06:11Ho, ho, ho, ho!
06:12Bonjour, ma petite!
06:14Make that the second strangest thing you've ever seen!
06:18What is that?
06:19Well, Vern got the wrong suitcase!
06:21Careful!
06:22This looks like some kind of secret military contraption!
06:28Uh-huh!
06:29What did I tell you?
06:30The latest top secret US of A army missile plans!
06:34It looks like a computer game!
06:36I wonder where you put the quarter!
06:38Yeah!
06:43Of course!
06:44Enemies stole these plants with their latest secret weapon!
06:47The notorious X-13 secret plant snatcher!
06:51Our intelligence reports it's the size of a suitcase!
06:54Wheelie!
06:55Wheelie!
06:56Watch out!
06:59Carol!
07:00Let me out of here immediately!
07:01Or Sergeant Timebuckle will get a very nasty memo about you!
07:05And triplicate!
07:06I guess we'll have to let the pig out of the bag, Cheryl!
07:10It's no use, Laverne!
07:11It won't open!
07:13Oh, come on!
07:14Maybe somebody at the front desk can help us!
07:16It's over there!
07:17Alright, girlies!
07:18You've had your little game!
07:20Now let the pig out before the pig becomes angry with you!
07:25Hey!
07:26What are you doing?
07:28Okay, Squealy!
07:29Help has arrived!
07:31Squealy?
07:33Help has arrived, but the suitcase has departed!
07:36The window's open!
07:38Fresh air's good for you, Laverne!
07:41Laverne, look!
07:42It's those same two creeps who were after us before!
07:45What do we do, Cheryl?
07:46We only have one choice!
07:48We've got to follow them and rescue Squealy!
07:51You sure you don't want to go to dinner first?
07:53No, in case we come up with a second choice!
07:55Laverne!
07:56Squealy may be a pain in the neck!
07:58But he is in trouble!
07:59And he is holding our plane tickets!
08:02Good point, Cheryl!
08:03Let's save that pig!
08:11The train leaves in five minutes, Boris!
08:14Good!
08:15In six hours, your stolen missile plans will be over the border to our homeland!
08:20Come in, America!
08:22U.S. Army pig in trouble here!
08:25S.O.S!
08:27Care is pulling!
08:28Do you copy?
08:30That settles it!
08:31Utilize the international code!
08:33I want my mommy!
08:34I want my mommy!
08:36They're getting aboard the Trans-Orient Express, whatever that is!
08:39Then we've got to follow them!
08:40Come on!
08:41Quick!
08:42Give us two tickets on that train!
08:43On that train?
08:45Yes, and please hurry!
08:46Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
08:47Well, it's your life!
08:48By dear, young lady!
08:50It's so full of deadly foreign agents!
08:53We only sell one-way tickets!
08:56Laverne, what are you doing?
08:57Waving goodbye to Squealy?
08:59Because I'm not getting on!
09:01Laverne, how can you even think of leaving poor little Squealy in the clutches of those terrible men?
09:05It's easy!
09:07I mean it, Cheryl!
09:08Those two pignappers know what we look like!
09:10We wouldn't last five minutes on that train!
09:14I suppose you're right!
09:15But I've got an idea!
09:16Come on!
09:17We'll disguise ourselves so they won't even recognize us!
09:20Sounds good, Cheryl!
09:21But what kind of outfits are we gonna find in a lost and found?
09:25Oh, Cheryl!
09:26I like these classy French maid outfits!
09:29Classy?
09:30This little tutu barely covers my tum-tum!
09:33Stop worrying about your tum-tums!
09:34Tum-tum!
09:35The train's leaving!
09:36What?!
09:37Hold it, you guys!
09:38You've got paying passengers here!
09:40Looks like they don't understand English, Laverne!
09:42Monsieur Engineer!
09:44Don't be fool, lad!
09:45Choo-choo!
09:47It's no use, Cheryl!
09:49Oh, we tried our best!
09:51Now let's just go out and live it up in Paris!
09:54We can't give up now, Laverne!
09:56That little porker is counting on us!
09:58We've got to catch that train!
09:59Faster, Laverne!
10:00Come on, put your back into it!
10:01I'm gonna get you for this, Shirley!
10:02The minute I get out of traction, I'm gonna get you!
10:03You'll thank me in the morning!
10:04See?
10:05We're gaining on him!
10:06For the last time, you swine!
10:07Who are you?
10:08Why were you hiding in a secret plant snatcher?
10:09I am sorry, Monsieur!
10:10But you will never get the information from moi!
10:14Just as I thought, Puczynski, an American spy pig with a rotten accent!
10:18Let me warn you!
10:19We have ways of making pigs squeal!
10:21I am sorry, monsieur, but you will never get the information from moi.
10:28Just as I thought, Puchensky, an American spy pig with a rotten accent.
10:33Let me warn you, we have ways of making pigs squeal.
10:39Boris, look!
10:41There's something about those two French maids that looks very familiar.
10:45No wonder, it's those fools who were with the pigs.
10:48I don't take care of those girls.
10:51What a good!
10:53Now we'll see how they handle a loose caboose!
10:59I have a bad feeling about all this, Cheryl.
11:02Now don't despair, Laverne.
11:03Life is a series of ups and downs.
11:06I was just noticing that.
11:08Oh, no!
11:09Joey, the caboose is loose!
11:12Put this thing in reverse!
11:14We don't have a reverse!
11:16What do we do?
11:17Well, what we will not do is panic.
11:20What we will do is scream our lungs out!
11:24Stop that train!
11:26Stop!
11:27Somebody stop the train!
11:29Looks like this is it, Cheryl.
11:36So I just want to say you've been a great pal.
11:39You too, Laverne.
11:40I'll miss you.
11:41Even more than boo-boo kitty.
11:43Goodbye, world.
11:44That's our luck!
11:52No seatbelt!
11:56Where are we?
11:57I don't know about you, but I think I just died and went to heaven.
12:01Good afternoon, ladies.
12:02I've been waiting for you.
12:04Oh, wow!
12:05In all these years, I thought St. Peter was an old man with a beard.
12:09Ha ha!
12:10I'm Secret Agent John Smith, on assignment to recover those stolen missile plans.
12:14Really?
12:15Is there anything we could do to assist you with your work or take your mind off it?
12:19Girls, if you don't help me get those plans back, the entire future of our country could
12:24be at stake.
12:25Hmm.
12:25That's what I love about vacations.
12:27No responsibilities.
12:36Isn't this exciting, Laverne?
12:39It's just like the movies.
12:42Yeah, if you're into disaster movies.
12:46Okay, you guys.
12:47I'm going to come to the bridge.
12:49Then you're going to really be in for it.
12:51Ha ha ha!
12:52Little does he know that we will be safely over the border in two hours.
12:57Your attention, please.
12:59We are happy to announce a free dinner to the first two international spies who report to
13:05the dining car.
13:06Morris, do you hear that?
13:08Ha ha!
13:09We had better hurry before the herring is all gone.
13:12One, two...
13:14There.
13:15The suitcase is safe.
13:18It can't work, Laverne.
13:19The old phony dinner gong trick fools them every time.
13:24Okay.
13:25Now for the second part of my master plan.
13:27We've got to get to Squealy and that suitcase.
13:29Fast.
13:31Uh-oh.
13:32It's locked.
13:33Not for long.
13:34I was really hoping it would be open, you know.
13:36I mean, breaking into somebody's room, that's not really polite, is it?
13:40Charlie, they're spies.
13:42They expect this sort of thing.
13:44The suitcase!
13:45But where's Squealy?
13:47Okay, that does it.
13:49No more Mr. Nice Pig.
13:51One.
13:52Any more questions?
13:54Two.
13:55He's gonna hit the roof when he sees it's us.
13:58Three.
14:02Ha!
14:03I should have known it was you two goofballs.
14:06Give me back those furloughs.
14:09Goofballs?
14:10Now you just listen to me, Squealy.
14:12We just came to your rescue and you should be thrilled.
14:15Now, now, now.
14:17My thrill is coming when I tell Sergeant Turnbuck the way you've been doing.
14:23We'll get them now, Alex.
14:25Attention, squad.
14:27I have an announcement to make.
14:29Retreat!
14:34I saved the plans.
14:36Oh, you deserve a hand for this.
14:39Yeah!
14:39I'll pick that little girl.
14:41You didn't say Simon Says.
14:44Comrade Simon Says.
14:47Hand it over!
14:48Eeg!
14:54Oh!
14:56Yes, it's me.
14:57And it's my duty to warn you that I am a black belt in karate.
15:01Hot soup!
15:02Yay!
15:03Yay!
15:05Well, we got the plan snatcher back.
15:08But where's Squealy?
15:09Squealy!
15:10Yay!
15:13Squealy!
15:14You look awful.
15:16Even for a pig.
15:18Well, what happened to you?
15:19You would not want to know.
15:21It would make you so nauseous.
15:24Look out, Squealy!
15:26You activated the plan snatcher.
15:28So what?
15:29I wanted to get the secret plans out of the plan snatcher.
15:33So dear.
15:33Laverne, it's coming after us!
15:39And what's the plan's back?
15:41Here, Cheryl.
15:42Catch!
15:42Don't give them to me!
15:44You've got to give that machine something to shut it up.
15:48Oh, no you don't.
15:50Yay!
15:51This is mutiny!
15:53Insubordination!
15:55Kidnapping!
15:56Don't go away, Squealy.
15:57We'll be back.
15:58After we've saved our country.
16:00You'll get a medal for this.
16:01If you're ever seen again.
16:03And you'll get K.P.
16:05For what?
16:07Come on, Laverne.
16:08We've got to find a place to hide these plans.
16:10Not to mention us.
16:12Yay!
16:14Woo!
16:15All right.
16:16All right.
16:17It's terrific.
16:18You have the plans?
16:20Right here.
16:21Those enemy agents recognize me.
16:23That means you'll have to get the plans back to Paris yourself, while I act as a decoy.
16:28Well, be careful.
16:29A lot of decoys end up as dead dogs.
16:32We'll reach the border in flight, Phoenix, and then we can grab the Americans and get the plans back.
16:40Mess with the future of my country, will they?
16:43Well, they are underestimating the pig they are dealing with here.
16:47Prepare emergency evacuation units!
16:53All right, satchel mouth.
16:57Enough is enough.
16:58A tan hut.
16:59About face.
17:00Right face.
17:01Forward arch.
17:02To the rear.
17:03Arch.
17:03To the rear.
17:04Arch.
17:04Doppelgine.
17:05Arch.
17:07Man.
17:08Why didn't I forgive that before?
17:11It's the border, Cheryl.
17:12If we cross it, we're goners.
17:14Well, don't just stand there.
17:15Do something.
17:16Do what?
17:17Give me a break.
17:19And I know just the break we need.
17:22I hate dropping in on people without calling first.
17:35Yeah, and they didn't seem too thrilled about it either.
17:38Wait for me!
17:39Uh-oh.
17:40Squealy's leading those enemy agents right to us.
17:43Run, Laverne!
17:45Let the pig go.
17:47We'll grab them all when they try to get back over the border.
17:50We can get away in that wagon!
17:53Hurry!
17:55Terrific idea, Laverne.
17:57Except for one minor detail that you seem somehow to have overlooked.
18:01There's no horse!
18:03If your body was as big as your mouth, we wouldn't need one.
18:06Forget the horse.
18:07Forget it.
18:08It's all downhill to the border.
18:10All aboard!
18:11Hey, this wagon is full of potatoes.
18:13There'll be mashed potatoes unless I can figure out how to steer this thing.
18:19They're still after us.
18:20Enemy spies are amazingly persistent.
18:23This calls for military action.
18:25Ready on the firing line.
18:27Sparks away!
18:30Whoa!
18:31Bullseye!
18:31Bullseye!
18:33Nice going, Squealy.
18:35That was a bullseye.
18:36You mean a pig's eye.
18:37Close the border!
18:39Close the border!
18:41Laverne, will you look where you're going?
18:43Go!
18:44Yeah!
18:46Nice driving, Laverne.
18:49Just you wait till Sergeant Pernbuckle fixes your wagon.
18:52Oof!
18:55We made it, Cheryl!
18:57So far, so good!
18:59Speak for yourself.
19:00The pig is pooped.
19:02Hi there, ladies.
19:03We meet again.
19:04John!
19:05John Smith!
19:06John Smith!
19:08Stop them!
19:11You'll know what this means, Alex.
19:14Yes.
19:14Without those secret plans, we'll get an all-expense-pay trip to the salt mines.
19:20You saved our lives, you big handsome hunk, yeah?
19:24Well, that's all in the line of duty.
19:26Now, what about our plans?
19:29I'll give you to it.
19:30I'll do it.
19:31I'll do it.
19:32I'll do it.
19:32I'll do it.
19:33I'll do it!
19:34Well, squealie, you certainly did it.
19:38Wait till Sergeant Pernbuckle hears about this.
19:43I can't believe it.
19:45A night on the town with Agent Dreamboat.
19:48Yes.
19:48And it's wonderful that you can join us.
19:51Join you?
19:51Is my date my date?
19:54Wrong.
19:55R-O-N-G, wrong.
19:57You've got a date with me, girl.
19:59Huh?
20:00You hate me.
20:01De Fazio, Feeney, fall in.
20:03We're shipping out.
20:05We've still got one more day on our furloughs.
20:07Well, forget it.
20:09We're catching the midnight plane back to camp.
20:11In that case, squealie, you'd better get your beauty sleep.
20:16All set for the grand tour, girls.
20:19Are we ever.
20:21Where's squealie?
20:22Squealie?
20:23Oh, uh, he can't make it.
20:25Why not?
20:26Uh, because he just went undercover.
20:29Let me out of here.
20:30I am not in the habit of repeating myself.
20:32I'm not a happy peg.
20:33Is it a bird?
20:38Is it a plane?
20:40Nah, it's Roger Ramjet, and he's buzzing the skies over Funtown next.
20:44Then, at 5 Eastern, has Catwoman traded in her claws for textbooks?
20:48Or is it another one of her clever schemes to outwit the dynamic duo?
20:52You be the judge on Batman, here on the Family Channel.
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