Fall in for laughs and mischief with Laverne & Shirley in the Army, the animated spin-off of the hit sitcom that sends America’s favorite roommates into boot camp! Joined by their talking pig sidekick Sgt. Squealy, Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney bumble their way through military life, turning every mission and marching order into a hilarious misadventure. Packed with slapstick humor, quirky characters, and that classic Hanna-Barbera charm, Laverne & Shirley in the Army brings comedy and chaos to the front lines of Saturday morning fun. 🎖️😂🐷 #LaverneAndShirleyInTheArmy #80sCartoonVibes #HannaBarbera #CartoonComedy #ClassicCartoonFun #CartoonThrowback #RetroCartoons #CultCartoons #AnimatedSitcom #CartoonLegends #SlapstickToons #RetroAnimation #ClassicTVToons #CartoonLaughs
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00:01Laverne, let's join the army!
00:03Watch her off!
00:07Where do I sign up?
00:09I'm with you!
00:16How commanding, kid!
00:20Shoot that on that, Laverne!
00:24Help!
00:25Join the army, you said!
00:30Stop!
00:36Stop!
00:51Isn't it just fabulous, Laverne?
00:53Now this is the beauty of the military.
00:56A chance to journey into exotic places.
00:58We really are talking exotic here.
01:01Get a load of this hat!
01:03All right, you've spent enough time souvenir hunting troops.
01:06This is Aravan.
01:08We've got to inspect their rich oil fields,
01:10their military installations.
01:12The pigs are pests, Cheryl. We've got to ditch them.
01:15This is our vacation!
01:16Furlough, DeFazio, not vacation.
01:19And let us remember, you invited me along on this furlough mission.
01:24No, you invited yourself, Squealy.
01:26Just ignore him, Laverne.
01:27Consider him ignored.
01:29This is one of those snake charmer flutes, Cheryl.
01:32The day you charm anything, DeFazio, is the day I'll kiss a snake.
01:42Then you'd better pucker up your little old snout.
01:45Yeah!
01:47Help!
01:48I guess I showed that surly little serpent a thing or two.
01:57Sure, Squealy.
01:58That snake will never mess with you again.
02:01Hey, recruit.
02:02Now where did they go?
02:03I kind of like this, Cheryl.
02:05You would, Laverne.
02:06It's just a cruddy old bottle.
02:08I wouldn't handle it if I were you.
02:10Do you like this ancient bottle?
02:12It is very cheap.
02:13You've got no taste, Cheryl.
02:15There's beauty underneath all this grime.
02:17How cheap, mister.
02:19I'll sell it dirt cheap.
02:20Five dollars.
02:21I don't want to buy the dirt, pal.
02:23Two fifty for the bottle top.
02:25Two dollars and fifty cents for a filthy, germy, ugly...
02:29Two fifty.
02:30It is yours, customer lady.
02:32Got yourself a deal, sales guy.
02:35Here you are.
02:36Let's move out of this camp, Troops.
02:38Back to the barracks on the double.
02:39We are going back to the hotel, Squealy.
02:41But only to wash out this disgusting souvenir of Laverne.
02:45Go easy, Cheryl.
02:46That's my antique fascia badmouthing.
02:53Tell me, merchant.
02:54Do you have an ancient blue dirt-encrusted bottle, shaped so?
02:58I know such a bottle.
02:59But it's now gone.
03:00It was sold a few minutes ago.
03:02For two fifty.
03:03Not possible.
03:05Oh, no.
03:06Quickly.
03:07Who purchased this bottle?
03:08The American women.
03:09And the pig.
03:10And the pig.
03:11A pig?
03:12And they have gone that way, yes?
03:13I must find them.
03:18She come in, he will never catch me.
03:20I will finish him.
03:22But first, I must wrench that bottle away from those girls.
03:25And the pig.
03:27Get that dead gear together.
03:29Close up those footlockers.
03:30Smooth out that cot, soldierette.
03:32No wrinkles.
03:34Is that understood?
03:35Sergeant Turnbacher will be eager to learn of this conduct.
03:39Unbecoming to U.S. troops abroad.
03:41Your defiant attitudes have earned you a stint on Camel Patrol.
03:45Ha-ha.
03:46Be ready to riot fifteen hundred hours.
03:48Camel Patrol, no less.
03:49I think this desert heat has melted his bacon fat and it's gone to his brain.
03:51I refuse to be bothered.
03:52I can't stand this grungy bottle, Laverne.
03:53Maybe it'll clean up.
03:54Oh!
03:55What's going on?
03:56Ha-ha.
03:57Many gracious facts.
03:58You have given me my freedom.
03:59Looks like you uncorked the doozy, Cheryl.
04:00That's no doozy, Laverne.
04:01That's a genie.
04:02Your every wish is my command.
04:03It is a genie.
04:04Ta-ha.
04:05Ta-ha.
04:06Ta-ha.
04:07Ta-ha.
04:08Ta-ha.
04:09Ta-ha.
04:10Ta-ha.
04:11Ta-ha.
04:12Ta-ha.
04:13Ta-ha.
04:14Ta-ha.
04:15Ta-ha.
04:16Ta-ha.
04:17Ta-ha.
04:18Ta-ha.
04:19Ta-ha.
04:20Ta-ha.
04:21Ta-ha.
04:22Ta-ha.
04:23Ta-ha.
04:24Ta-ha.
04:25Ta-ha.
04:26Ta-ha.
04:27Ta-ha.
04:28wish for you wish for it's my bottle i'll do the wishing around here oh no you don't it was my idea
04:34to polish the bottle i set him free silence you may both make wishes great to begin with i just
04:43wish this room were a little tidier as you have wished so have i done i just wish there was more
04:56room in here and it wasn't so hot genie i found them at last and what strength more powerful than i ever
05:08dreamed ah the p soon i will deal with them all and capture the genie as you have wished so have i
05:22thought very good genie hey who is this bozo really don't be so rude this is a genie
05:31a real one sure soldier and i'm a tiller the ham the ham i love that now snap to it troops time for
05:40our camel maneuvers back chance i wish you'd just go soak your head in a dried up a wager squealie
05:52that's it wipe that silly grin off your face stand up straight and the side chest out now back into your
06:04bottle i'm a bottle i'm a devil so much for the genie recruit that's no fair squealie what about all our
06:11wishes no problem you lucky recruits are about to have a soldier's wish come true yeah i bet what's
06:20that camel maneuvers troops squealie they took the bottle forward yeah wait up oh kind of there's a
06:31troop wheelie's panel is more pig-headed than he is move it out you're a military transport piece to act
06:41like one okay you're all right it's not easy to cameljack a u.s army military pig
07:02you mr military pig come with us not on your life storm trooper you may outnumber me now but my desert
07:10detail is about destroyed what are you staring at soldier i heard a piggyback but this is ridiculous
07:33ahhh somebody stop these horses
07:43ah my men have found you welcome to my humble abode i am shiki of booty not a criminal but a victim of
07:51the evil and greedy shikamini get you the point she we got camel maneuvers on the agenda here i am the
07:57rightful ruler of araban the villain shikamini has stolen my throne and is a tyrant over the people
08:03and the oil fields oh no how tragic doesn't this menial she know it's wrong to steal this sounds like a
08:11very serious military matter a real threat to the oil shipments to the u.s of a exactly and i need the
08:19help of the genie to win back my throne you have the bottle you must give it to me they will tell shikamini
08:27of this conspiracy but she we just got started on our wishes right how often do you run into a real genie
08:35i understand your sentiments ladies mac wishes till your heart's content you give me the bottle later
08:41when you're done oh genie baby come on back out for more wish duties oh all right but only one wish apiece
08:50minimum contract and no wish for the pig your wish quickly oh uh um i wish i wish we had a genuine
09:00full-fledged flying carpet you know with your little curly fringes what could be easier
09:05a dime a dozen what a good wish laverne this is a woolen carpet with a rich thick nap and i like the
09:14color tone let's take it on a test drive come on genie show us the rope will you get down here on the
09:21double that's not an official vehicle don't be gauche squealy how does one operate the carpet genie
09:27shazambo wow you two desert disasters will answer the sergeant time park off for this this is
09:37terrific teach me how to work this thing genie the turn simply say carpezzade torny torny
09:47hey nippy let me try it for the testing defazio here's an oil installation take this vehicle
09:54down genie on the double first i gotta master this carpet what was that magic word what was that
09:58magic word carpezzade toro toro
10:06you superstitious fool genie's flying carpets i see nothing um excuse me your sheikdom but could you
10:13tell us where the nearest carpet repair shop is garpezzade kazoo kazoo
10:18ah so you're right taboo i will capture the genie and use it to take care of sheikyaboodie
10:29i get it now genie go up bazani turn up turn up
10:35perfection they fly right into my hands the genie is mine guards come quickly
10:42julie oh laverne now you've done it on the contrary you've got real problems oh no shake a mini
10:54i will take that genie button and you two women i will add to my hair
10:59laverne use the magic word we're outnumbered sound the retreat i'm the double defazio of the word
11:06Uh, um, yeah, uh, Corp Vazaddy! Turtle, turtle!
11:11No!
11:13Wrong word, Laverne!
11:15Well, then let's use the right one, Shawl.
11:18No!
11:21Hey, help me!
11:24I said I'll take that bottle.
11:27Hey, no fair. I paid $2.50 for that thing. It's mine.
11:32Your wish is at my command, Shaker Minnie.
11:36Genie, you traitor!
11:37Silence!
11:39Now, Genie, I wish my two new brides-to-be should have proper harem dress.
11:46These little costumes are darling, Laverne! Real silk!
11:51Tacky, tacky! Get out of those disgraceful duds, we're scoots, and I mean now!
11:56Guard, remove the pig!
11:58Whoa!
11:59Charmy, beautiful! I will marry you both in the morning!
12:03Uh, no thanks, Zeke!
12:05Nice of you to propose, but, uh, weddings, they make us cry.
12:09I love to see women weep with joy.
12:12Diddy, I wish them take her to my harem.
12:17Guards! Throw the pig in prison!
12:21Let me go!
12:22After him, fools!
12:24Yay!
12:24Yay!
12:25Yay!
12:25Yay!
12:25Yay!
12:25That meanie character's gonna learn not to fool with the U.S. Army!
12:34Well, at least it's cool in here.
12:36It's scandalous, Laverne.
12:38That sheep thinks he owns us.
12:40I refuse to be his bride.
12:41But, Charles, we're in the lap of luxury here.
12:44Laverne, I'm ashamed of you.
12:46We're being held like prisoners.
12:48We're doomed, Laverne.
12:49Wait a minute.
12:50Maybe not.
12:51You still have a wish.
12:52Remember I told you to save yours because you couldn't think of one?
12:55You're right, Laverne.
12:57We're saved.
12:58I'm tired of this place.
12:59I just wish we were out of here.
13:02Yay!
13:08My wish was misunderstood.
13:12Look, Laverne.
13:14This beautiful bird is an innocent prisoner, too.
13:17That's it.
13:18We'll let it go.
13:19And, Cheryl, this bird can maybe deliver a message to Sheet-Yabooty for us.
13:24My dog, Pegs, will tell him it's us.
13:26And he'll know that this exotic bird comes from the palace harem.
13:30Let's just hope he finds them fast.
13:32You know, like before the wedding.
13:35Where do I find that shifty-eyed Sheek?
13:38Aha!
13:41You will be safe there for now, Jeet.
13:44Soon I'll use your power to control all the oil in the world.
13:48Not with a U.S. of Army pig on the alert.
13:51You're under military arrest, Desert Trooper.
13:53Your game plan has fallen through.
13:55Impetuous pig, it is you...
13:58Ah!
13:59...who has fallen through to my harem god.
14:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:09La-la-by, harem god.
14:13La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
14:16So, here's the harem.
14:17I'll just requisition my two barrettes, and we'll recapture that genie bottle as a unit.
14:23Oh, it's all women in here.
14:25This requires camouflage, and camouflage is the pig's middle name.
14:30If this weren't a top-level security mission, I wouldn't be caught dead in these goofy glad rags.
14:37All in the name of duty.
14:39Okay, girls, inspection time!
14:42Finny?
14:43Are you crazy?
14:44Oh, just a loosey jack-parent-truth.
14:48Devasio, you act like a pig. Go away!
14:54Bishu Bird, you have escaped the villainous Hamini, who lives in my palace.
15:00Yes, my little pet. You have a message for me, huh?
15:04Ah, the name tag of the American lady.
15:07Those poor women must be at the palace, in the clutches of Sheik Hamini.
15:12What's to become of us, Luverne?
15:15Maybe the debonair Sheik, your booty will save us.
15:18Oh, have you seen two women?
15:21Sorry, sister, you got the wrong pad here.
15:23Boy, that Hamini's not real particular about his wives.
15:28Oh, please.
15:29Miss, that's not at all polite.
15:33Feeney, Feeney, it's me, your commanding pig here.
15:36Now, aren't you just the cutest little piggy?
15:39Hubba, hubba.
15:40Will you pipe down to Fazio?
15:42As of now, you're both on a search and capture mission.
15:45We're going after Hamini and the bottle.
15:47Oh, no.
15:48Enough of that, Hamini.
15:50If Hamini uses that genie as a weapon, he'd conquer all, even our beloved U.S. of A.
15:55But, no buts.
15:57Why the wherefores?
15:58You want Sergeant Zurbuckle to hear words like desertion and treason?
16:02Now move it out!
16:03Be extremely careful not to wake him, Squealy.
16:13Easy, Squealy.
16:20Oh, joy, oh, rapture.
16:22Mission accomplished, soldierettes.
16:24My brilliant military strategy was successful.
16:28You there.
16:28Heron women, stop.
16:30Why are you beauties sticking off at this time of night?
16:33Take off that veil and let me see your...
16:36Stout?
16:37Hey, now don't play a wise guy with me, soldier.
16:40You're outranked here.
16:41Help!
16:42Escape!
16:47Squealy, run and catch it!
16:52Now, enough of this, Sheik.
16:54You know perfectly well that bottle's our property.
16:56Have the common decency to hand it over.
16:59Enough!
17:00Of this pig in this women's regade.
17:03Genie!
17:04I wish them sent to the Regentum!
17:08Archela, Genie.
17:09Your powers will make me supreme ruler!
17:13I have no time to lose.
17:17Especially if that ruthless Amini has captured the Genie.
17:21Oh, this place is foul, Laverne.
17:23Yeah, this is a real pigsty.
17:26We gotta get out of here.
17:28Hey, watch your mouth, DeFazio.
17:30What we need is action, not idle talk.
17:33Oh, think of something, squealy.
17:35Where's Sheik, your booty?
17:36Just can't trust the palace bird, I guess.
17:39Looks like we've had it, Cheryl.
17:41Wait, where there's life, there's hope.
17:43Up on the shoulders, soldierette.
17:45On the double.
17:47I'm trying to be as light as possible, will you?
17:50You caution me.
17:52What do you think?
17:52I can't hold much longer.
17:55Aha!
17:55The flying carpet vehicle on the barracks balcony.
18:00Whoa!
18:02The carpet?
18:04I'll call it, like the genie did.
18:09Move it out, DeFazio.
18:11For Fazzaddy, torna, torna.
18:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:16Whoa!
18:18Give it another command, DeFazio, to the palace war room fierce.
18:23Coming up.
18:23That Hamini is really starting to get on my nerves, too.
18:26Rump-a-rumple.
18:28Yeah, I caught this carpet down to find you.
18:32Stop this thing!
18:34Look at her.
18:35Our hero Sheik, Jabuti, to the rescue.
18:38Hang on, gentle ladies.
18:39Uh-huh, Jabuti and those American fools.
18:49I'll let the genie make them crash.
18:51There's that treacherous Hamini.
18:54Dark Fazzaddy, attacky-tacky.
18:57Slow down!
18:59You scoundrel!
19:04Now you will pay for your crime!
19:06Uh-oh, Cheryl.
19:07I hope somebody's an expert on searing this thing.
19:10I'm certain Sheik, Jabuti will attend to it, Laverne.
19:13I command you to return me to my palace.
19:16Hey, I'm in command here, you shabby Sheik.
19:20Then start commanding the brakes on this thing.
19:22We're gonna crash!
19:23Carpezzaddy, flipo, flipo!
19:28Oil!
19:29My precious oil!
19:31Ah!
19:32Oh, God!
19:33Help!
19:35So much for Sheikamini.
19:38I wish to thank you, kind women, and you, commandant T.
19:43For helping me regain my throne.
19:46I insist on offering you a gift of your choice.
19:49Well, Sheik, uh, that bottle sure would look terrific on my little TV table.
19:53next to the staff.
19:55At ease, Laverne.
19:56That genie weapon should be in our army arsenal.
19:59I'm sorry, my friends, but this is now a national treasure and cannot leave Araban.
20:04But you may have one final wish, if that would please you.
20:08Super terrific!
20:10It was my bottle, so I get the wish.
20:12Oh, no, you don't, Laverne.
20:14I...
20:14I wish we had our own little Sheik.
20:18Hey!
20:19Wait just a minute.
20:20I am an army pig, and will never be a Sheik.
20:24Never, Squealy.
20:25Never in a million years.
20:28And don't you ever forget it.
20:30Got that, Troops?
20:31Stay tuned for Roger Ramjet, as that dim-witted daredevil buzzes the skies over Funtown next.
20:42And at 5pm, the infamous Ma Parker and her bad boys take over the state pen.
20:47But will the dynamic duo be able to set her up as a permanent resident?
20:50Don't miss Batman, here on the Family Channel.
20:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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