Fall in for laughs and mischief with Laverne & Shirley in the Army, the animated spin-off of the hit sitcom that sends America’s favorite roommates into boot camp! Joined by their talking pig sidekick Sgt. Squealy, Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney bumble their way through military life, turning every mission and marching order into a hilarious misadventure. Packed with slapstick humor, quirky characters, and that classic Hanna-Barbera charm, Laverne & Shirley in the Army brings comedy and chaos to the front lines of Saturday morning fun. 🎖️😂🐷 #LaverneAndShirleyInTheArmy #80sCartoonVibes #HannaBarbera #CartoonComedy #ClassicCartoonFun #CartoonThrowback #RetroCartoons #CultCartoons #AnimatedSitcom #CartoonLegends #SlapstickToons #RetroAnimation #ClassicTVToons #CartoonLaughs
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00:00Laverne, let's join the army!
00:02Watch out!
00:06Where do I sign up?
00:08I'm with you!
00:14How commanding, pig!
00:18Shoot it on that, Laverne!
00:22Help!
00:24Join the army, you said!
00:30Stop!
00:36Stop!
00:50Gee, to think that by the end of the day our astronauts will be stationed in space, Laverne,
00:54orbiting the planet for the betterment of mankind!
01:00Lucky Sith, personally I'd orbit just about anything to get out of this strippy guard.
01:06I told you, roll it right on by!
01:08Whoa!
01:14What's your hanging around up there for, Gerald?
01:16Don't show me, Laverne, just help me down, would ya?
01:18What do we got here?
01:20A souped-up perky plotter?
01:22That looks like a flying saucer from outer space!
01:24You sure we should allow it in, Laverne?
01:26Stop that unauthorized vehicle!
01:28This is a high-security U.S. installation, not a tourist attraction for spaced-out intruders!
01:34Man, you deep recruits!
01:36Come on, Gerald, I guess we got no choice but to ride with a pink posse!
01:40All over!
01:42You trespassed young U.S. military property!
01:46Whoa!
01:47This is no time for a piggyback ride, squeeley!
01:50Cut the gap, soldier!
01:52All right!
01:53I wanna see papers!
01:54And I wanna see the owner of this saucer-type vehicle, front and center!
01:58Get back down here!
02:01I am not impressed with your flashy little light show!
02:04We come in peace, Snig!
02:07It talks!
02:09We come to warn you that the Earth is in great danger!
02:13Oh, Laverne, that could be serious!
02:16Wait just a minute!
02:18The Earth in danger of what?
02:21Of being taken over!
02:23Therefore, take this super suit for your defense!
02:27Whoever shall wear it will possess superhuman powers!
02:32If you use this suit wisely, you will vanquish the villainous foal that lurks in your midst!
02:38Yes, sir!
02:39And on behalf of the U.S. of Army, I accept this high-security mission!
02:44Sir!
02:45Give me a break!
02:46This has gotta be a joke!
02:48Some super-jerk trying to unload a super suit on us?
02:51Come on!
02:52Don't make fun, Laverne!
02:54That was a superior species giving us the opportunity to save the human race!
02:59Can the so-called human defazio?
03:02It's clear that this super suit is meant for one of you!
03:05I kinda like it!
03:07I'll try it on!
03:08Who knows?
03:09Maybe it'll do something enhancing for me!
03:11So, how do I get these threads to do their super stuff?
03:14Fantastic new equipment always start with simple applications!
03:17Help!
03:18Help!
03:19He's caught in a tree!
03:20Ow!
03:21Please!
03:22Will you get my kitty down for me?
03:26That's it!
03:27A simply-get-heroic action!
03:29Defazio!
03:30Rescue her Pookie!
03:31On the double!
03:32That's it, Laverne!
03:33Up and away!
03:34Save poor little Pookie!
03:35Whoa!
03:36It's hard to control!
03:38Slow down!
03:40Whoa!
03:41Somebody stop me!
03:42That was super, Laverne!
03:43Look!
03:44You're flying high in the air!
03:45Oh, no!
03:46I have a feeling I'm about to fall!
03:47Very low in the air!
03:48Not too shabby for the first test flight!
03:49Oh, thank you!
03:50Thank you for saving Pookie, super lady!
03:51Super lady?
03:52Me?
03:53How'd that kitten get down, Cheryl?
03:54Pookie was kicked out of the tree by Super Lady, Laverne!
03:55On your feet, soldier!
03:56Prepare yourself for further testing!
03:57Now, for the test that'll separate the sad sack from the super-wack!
03:58Listen up, my super-wack!
03:59My super-trooperettes!
04:00See this building?
04:01Gotcha!
04:02In a single bound, right?
04:03Oh, no!
04:04No!
04:05No!
04:06No!
04:07No!
04:08No!
04:09No!
04:10No!
04:11No!
04:12No!
04:13No!
04:14No!
04:15No!
04:16No!
04:17No!
04:18No!
04:19No!
04:20No!
04:21No!
04:22No!
04:23No!
04:24No!
04:25No!
04:26No!
04:27No!
04:28One!
04:29No!
04:30No!
04:31A single bound, right?
04:32Right super recruit!
04:33Slap it!
04:34In as you say a single bound!
04:36Good luck, Laverne!
04:37Remember, it's for the greater good of mankind!
04:41Right, Cheryl!
04:43Whether it does great things for me is another story I have to gather,
04:44let's go collect Depazio!
04:46It looks like our new Super Defense Weapon is ready for action!
04:51No need to move Squealy!
04:52She's Boomerang!
04:54Hey, this is a snap!
04:57trick here. You are now part of the U.S. of A defense system, DeFazio. Be prepared.
05:04Yeah, well, this super suit is kind of nifty once you get used to all the super features
05:08and stuff. The scene is tense as the shuttle rocket is moved into place. Pull over, Feeney.
05:14Official blastoff is at 1,500 hours. In a few minutes. We'd better stand point. Soon
05:19the final countdown will begin, and our astronauts will be shuttled to the new orbiting space
05:23station. Sorry to disappoint you all, but there's been a change of plans. I am Rokar.
05:32The astronauts aren't going anywhere. Who is this Rokar creep? I don't know, but it sure
05:41looks like he could use a bath and a shave. You won't get away with this, Mr. Man. Silence!
05:47Look up in the sky and observe Rokar. It's for real, Laverne. Look. I am taking over the
05:55space station and turning it into an orbiting fortress. The whole world will be at my mercy.
06:06Did you see that? He's backed our shuttle into nothing. See you around. Soon you'll all be
06:13answering to me. You can't fool around with the U.S. Army, Rokar. Now come back here.
06:22So that's it, Laverne. Rokar is the one those aliens warned us against. Oh, yeah. So he's the
06:28reason for this super soothe. But once you're making army sense, recruits, our mission is clear.
06:35The fuzzy hour. Reconnoiter Rokar and terminate the takeover. Who, me? You got faking bits of brains
06:41or what? That's in order. Move out. Come on, squealy. How am I going to find Rokar much less
06:48reconnoiter him? Hey, what is this? Hold it. This is one pushy super suit. It's trying to
06:55guide you, Laverne. That little super outfit just can't wait to track down evil and crush it
07:00out. Let's go. We got a monitor. That suit's right by soldier. Get on its tail. On the double.
07:16Whoa. Whoa. What? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. No steering. No brakes. No. No.
07:24Whoa. Who dares disturb Rokar's fortress? Just thought I'd drop in on you, Rokar. A quick
07:37surrender would be good. I represent the U.S. Defense Department and... Silence, tacky-poole.
07:45Tacky? You may not like the cut of color of my super suit, but it works. What matter of creature
07:51are you? Just an ordinary wax, pal. Now you're going to come with the peaceful light?
08:00She went through that wall over there, squealy. What is this place?
08:05Hmm. A bizarre installation.
08:10Hurry, squealy. Laverne just might need us in there.
08:13There's a military mind at work here, soldierette.
08:15What? Now what?
08:22Hey! Whoa!
08:24Stop it! How rude. This is preposterous. For no good reason, we've been thrown into the
08:31prig. No fear!
08:33Charlie! Squealy! Hey, Rokar. Wait just a minute here. Those are my mission mates you're messing
08:39with.
08:39Time to hang up your super suit, super whack. You either cooperate with Rokar, or your friends
08:46will be liquidated.
08:47Liquidated? Reduce the pig to lard if you want, but it's for my pal, Cheryl. You drive a hard
08:53bargain, Rokar. I thought the pig was a royal pain.
08:59It's okay, Laverne. You did your very best in that little suit. Not good enough, DeFazio.
09:04What's Sergeant Iron Buckler going to say, huh? You didn't even match in the super suit.
09:09What good's a super suit that gets us into super deep trouble?
09:13Oh, no. Prince Charming is back again.
09:17Farewell, my captives. I will soon blast off to man the space station. And once my laser
09:23destruction ray is mounted up in the space station, Rokar will dominate the entire Earth.
09:29So much for putting the lid on Rokar. You'll never defeat the entire U.S. of A, Rokar.
09:39Watch me, piggy-wiggy. And now, a crushing farewell present from Rokar to you.
09:47The walls are closing in. He's trying to make pancakes that on.
09:53Ooh, get that super suit on. On the double. Stop these walls.
09:59Great idea.
10:01Let go, Cheryl. I know the suit.
10:03Stop figuring one of you. Put it on.
10:07Well, I hope you're happy now, Laverne.
10:10No, Cheryl. No, I'm not. I'm really not.
10:14What have you to say for yourself?
10:17Just one thing.
10:18Help!
10:24Now, Laverne, you better think of something fast.
10:26After all, it is your fault.
10:28My fault? You're the one who started talking on the super suit.
10:31Cut the gear, both of you.
10:33Put on the suit, on the double.
10:35Good idea, Squealy. We'll share.
10:37Okay, Laverne?
10:38This is ridiculous.
10:39Half a super suit.
10:41You push too, Feeney. That's an order.
10:45Not on your life, Squealy.
10:47That roof wall will ruin my nails.
10:49If you want it to ruin your life, just keep standing there.
10:52Push!
10:54Oh, very well.
10:59Wow, that was easy.
11:00Easy nothing. That was terrific.
11:03You must have the super strange part of the suit.
11:05Troops, the walls are closing in again.
11:08Feeney, push down that door.
11:10Oh, no problems, Squealy.
11:14Let's just leave this place, Laverne.
11:16It's becoming much too confining.
11:18Come back!
11:19Do the rear heart!
11:21I can't fit through!
11:24Help!
11:26Whoa!
11:27Oh, Squealy, you really must learn not to linger in such circumstances.
11:32You're a lucky pig, Squealy.
11:33All I could picture was pressed ham.
11:35No thanks to you, DeVazio.
11:38You're part of that suit that's done.
11:41Oh, yeah?
11:42Tell that to him.
11:43Him who, Laverne?
11:45Him, Rocar.
11:46What do you think?
11:47But I don't see a thing.
11:48I got X-ray vision.
11:50Rocar's making his getaway on the other side of this wall.
11:53Trust me, Cheryl.
11:53You got the brawn.
11:54I got the super peepers.
11:56Well, don't just stand around comparing superpowers.
12:00Move it out, troops!
12:04Stop!
12:06In the name of the US of A super task force!
12:09Oh, Bird!
12:10My feet have super speed!
12:12That's nothing!
12:13Take out this flying action!
12:15Rocar's in big trouble now!
12:17What a team, eh, Cheryl?
12:19Hey, wait for me, troops.
12:20Don't do a thing without your commanding pig.
12:23All right, Squeeley, but just remember, you asked for it.
12:26Yay!
12:27Whoa!
12:30What?
12:31They escaped my wall crunch device?
12:34I'll stop them now with this.
12:40Oh, no!
12:41Where are the brains?
12:42Evasive action, Laverne!
12:44You're not going to let a little thing like a solid steel door stand between us and that villain, are you, soldier?
12:57Not when Private Feeney can do that!
13:00Oh, her half of the suit looks better with steel doors.
13:03So what?
13:07Leaving a superior pig at the scene of an accident.
13:10Sergeant Pinebuckle's not going to like this one bit.
13:14All that's left now is to blast off.
13:17Once I reach that orbiting space station and install my laser destruction ray,
13:21as I was saying, you super saps,
13:24all systems are go for blast-off!
13:30I'll blast you off, all right, Buster?
13:32Straight into the stockade,
13:34along with those two bungling super soldier-ellers!
13:37Okay, Rokar, turn in your laser disintegrator ray
13:44and come out with your hands up!
13:46The pig is in control now!
13:51Within certain specified limits, that is.
13:57Beeney!
13:59DeFazio, up here!
14:00Help!
14:03Wheeling's on board!
14:04That's just sanity.
14:05Not only do we gotta save the world,
14:08now we gotta save a captured pig, the boot!
14:11I don't know about this, Cheryl.
14:13I think I'm just about superhero-ed out.
14:15We can do it, Laverne!
14:16I know we can!
14:18Now let's not waste any more time.
14:20Up! Up and away, Laverne!
14:22That's easy for you to say.
14:23You're the one getting a free ride.
14:25Whoa!
14:27Hey, Mom, will you, Cheryl?
14:29Oh!
14:30Oh, I sure wish you'd learn to drive this suit, Laverne!
14:34Now which way did Rokar's rocket go anyway?
14:37I believe it was headed in an upward direction, Cheryl.
14:40I want Rokar's spacecraft stopped, Commander.
14:44If he can do what he claims, he'll turn our scientific space station into a weapon against the entire world.
14:49Yes, sir.
14:50Prepare to intercept Rokar's spacecraft and return it to Earth.
14:53Fire!
14:54One, two, three, four, five!
14:57Fools!
15:01They send mere rockets after the greatest criminal genius of all time!
15:06Nothing can stop me now!
15:08Oh!
15:09You're getting away a ton!
15:11You should be carrying me.
15:12You're the one with the muscle.
15:13But you seem to have forgotten one thing, Laverne.
15:16I don't fly!
15:17An important consideration.
15:19Whoa!
15:24What's that all about, Laverne?
15:26I have a feeling those are U.S. rockets looking for Rokar.
15:29He must be on the right track.
15:31Uh, when they said join the army and see the world, I didn't think they meant from up here.
15:37All right, Rokar, come on out and face me, man to pig!
15:41So, you're trying to bribe me with stolen space goodies, huh?
15:48Well, it won't work!
15:50Those rockets are in for a surprise!
15:53My electronic force field will neutralize them!
15:59Doesn't look good, Cheryl.
16:00Those rockets are coming back at us!
16:03Whoa!
16:06Looks like we got ourselves a live wire here, Cheryl.
16:08Let's hitch a ride to Rokar's ship.
16:10For the space station, and don't spare the kilowatts.
16:13Very good, Laverne.
16:15I sense you've actually tamed this little rocket.
16:18Whoa!
16:20Look!
16:21The space station!
16:22And there's that Rokar ship!
16:24Get ready to jump, Cheryl!
16:26This is where we get off!
16:27Well, I'm certainly going to give Rokar a piece of my mind.
16:32Over here!
16:33Hi!
16:35Those space cadets didn't even see me!
16:37What's this?
16:40A control lever!
16:44A-okay!
16:46A few plaudits for the pig!
16:47Now to give that Rokar some close-sorted drill he'll never forget!
16:52Maybe we should knock first, Laverne.
16:53You never know!
16:55If it'll put you at ease, Cheryl, I'll check things out inside with my super eyeball.
16:59Is your x-ray vision working, Laverne?
17:03Sure is!
17:04So those super fools have found a way on board, eh?
17:11Well, it's too late!
17:12I've already got everything under my control now!
17:14Rokar's watching us on TV!
17:17That's not good, Laverne.
17:18We need the element of surprise if we're to capture him.
17:21Too bad we can't become invisible!
17:24Hey, Cheryl!
17:24Where'd you go?
17:25I seem to have invisible powers, Laverne!
17:28I'm going after that Rokar!
17:30Hey, wait!
17:31I'd rather be invisible around Rokar myself!
17:34What happened?
17:35Where did they go?
17:36Where are you, Laverne?
17:38I'll give you a hot clue.
17:39That's my foot you're standing on.
17:41Oh, sorry.
17:42I didn't see you.
17:43Well, once I hook up my laser destruction ray, it won't matter where they are!
17:52Aha!
17:54There's that unscrupulous villain!
17:57We'll just bring some of our super stuff on him!
18:00Oh, no!
18:01There's Squealy!
18:02He's right in our way!
18:03You're through, Rokar!
18:05In the name of the US of A!
18:07Surrender now!
18:09Squealy, no!
18:16Squealy, you set up a fire alarm!
18:18And sabotaged our tactics!
18:20And our suits!
18:22This stuff is melting our suits!
18:24We'll have no more superpowers!
18:25This is a catastrophe!
18:26Out of my way, you impertinent porkchop!
18:32Okay, you're in serious trouble now, Rokar.
18:34Cake handling an official officer!
18:37Silence!
18:41Now, give the earth a taste of my power!
18:44This called for the old football rush, Earl.
18:46Remember?
18:47Yeah!
18:47You hit him high, I'll hit him low!
18:51Up, up, up, and away we go!
18:57This is not what I meant by up, up, and a huddlebird!
19:00You fools!
19:01You turned off the space station's artificial gravity field!
19:05Swift strategy, soldierettes!
19:08Some of my military trainers finally started to rub off on you!
19:11Now, let's ground that goon!
19:13Whoa!
19:14Slide right this way, Rokar!
19:17Oh, that was terrific!
19:20Let me out!
19:21Only to take you back to the brig, Mr. Man!
19:24Can you imagine him wanting to take over the entire world, Laverne?
19:28He's got some nerve!
19:30And speaking of nerve, how could you ruin those super suits?
19:34That's gotta be worth a zillion, Demir, it's a piece!
19:37I don't know, Laverne, this could be dangerous.
19:41I mean, we made them ourselves.
19:42That doesn't mean they won't work.
19:44Every last detail's the same, Cheryl.
19:46And besides, if they do work, squealing might take us off lifetime KP duty.
19:51Well, if you put it like that, I suppose it can't hurt the test room just a little.
19:55I mean, we did go to all this trouble.
19:57On three.
19:58One, two, three!
20:01Oof!
20:02Well, back to the sewing machine.
20:04Some super suits!
20:05We came down on Squealy.
20:08No furloughs, no weekend passes!
20:10We were only trying out our super suits, Squealy.
20:13Just think of all the good we could do.
20:15If you know what's good for you, you'll get back into regulation gear pronto!
20:20I just can't believe Squealy sometimes, Laverne.
20:22He has no heart!
20:24Sure he does, Cheryl.
20:25Too bad for us, it's the heart of a pig.
20:27I heard that!
20:28Don't miss the adventures of that hapless high flyer, Roger Ramjet, coming up next.
20:37Then, at 5 Eastern, a nefarious King Tut duels the dynamic duo for Dominion of Gotham City
20:42on Batman, here on the Family Channel.
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