Fall in for laughs and mischief with Laverne & Shirley in the Army, the animated spin-off of the hit sitcom that sends America’s favorite roommates into boot camp! Joined by their talking pig sidekick Sgt. Squealy, Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney bumble their way through military life, turning every mission and marching order into a hilarious misadventure. Packed with slapstick humor, quirky characters, and that classic Hanna-Barbera charm, Laverne & Shirley in the Army brings comedy and chaos to the front lines of Saturday morning fun. 🎖️😂🐷 #LaverneAndShirleyInTheArmy #80sCartoonVibes #HannaBarbera #CartoonComedy #ClassicCartoonFun #CartoonThrowback #RetroCartoons #CultCartoons #AnimatedSitcom #CartoonLegends #SlapstickToons #RetroAnimation #ClassicTVToons #CartoonLaughs
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00:01Laverne, let's join the army!
00:03Watch her off!
00:07Where do I sign up?
00:09I'm with you!
00:15A commanding pig!
00:19Sugar down that, Laverne!
00:23Help!
00:24Join the army, you said!
00:30Stop!
00:36Stop!
00:48And a hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut.
00:54You know, I think that pig is trying to kill us with the survival routine.
00:58Keep moving up, dear.
01:00Hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut.
01:02Oh!
01:03Hey, Charlie!
01:04Hey!
01:05Oh, come on, you can make it, Laverne!
01:07It gets easier about here!
01:08Cheryl!
01:09Take it, stuff!
01:10Laverne, how sweet!
01:12Carrying mine, too!
01:13How'd you manage that without my seeing you?
01:15With mirrors, Cheryl.
01:17Or maybe a portable crane.
01:18Okay, cut the lip, you two!
01:21Move it out!
01:22And a hut, and a hut, and a hut!
01:25I'd rather die than survive this way.
01:27I'm serious, Laverne.
01:29I heard that, Feeney.
01:30Here I am, stuck with you two cream pucks.
01:34Why me? I asked myself, can you tell me why?
01:37Huh? Pig's luck, I guess.
01:40A hut and a hut and a hut.
01:42Move it, trooperettes.
01:44We've still got to pitch camp.
01:45I'd rather pitch some pork.
01:47When do we get a breather?
01:48This dirt is filthy, Laverne.
01:51You'd think Squealy could pick a more sanitary trail.
01:53Well, pigs will be pigs, Cheryl.
01:55Pick up those feet, trooperinos, on the double.
01:59Whoa!
02:01See what I mean, Cheryl?
02:03The pigs and his elements.
02:05Gave him more than that. Look!
02:07It's a footprint and it's huge!
02:10Oh, that's a big foot, all right.
02:13Don't say big foot. Don't even think it.
02:16Laverne, calm yourself, would you?
02:17It's just a large foot imprinted in this moist soil.
02:21Yeah, well, I heard stories about this large foot imprinted in people's faces.
02:26You hush, Laverne, I don't want to hear it.
02:28Keep your horror stories to yourself.
02:30Aha! Here we go.
02:32Page 152, paragraph 6, army position on Bigfoot.
02:36A hoax, a myth, a silly legend.
02:40In other words, the army does not recognize Bigfoot.
02:43Oh, they recognize him, all right, if they saw him.
02:49Oh, I heard him!
02:53Run!
02:55Get back here.
02:56No imaginary Bigfoot's gonna halt our training.
02:59We still have some serious surviving to do.
03:02That's just what we're doing.
03:04Company, halt! I mean it!
03:06Faster, Cheryl!
03:15Anything with a beat that big can probably run like the thicket.
03:19Halt when I say to.
03:21Whoa!
03:24Hey!
03:25Hey!
03:25Air T.I.
03:30Bruce is a cook now, deserting an officer, fleeing an unofficial beast, abusing a superior
03:36pen.
03:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
03:41Maybe we can hide from Bigfoot in that old mine, Cheryl.
03:45Yellow Dog Mine.
03:47Danger, do not enter, condemn.
03:49If Bigfoot can read, he sure won't follow us in there.
03:52Right, Laverne, with those signs outside, who'd be stupid enough to go inside?
03:59This place is filthy!
04:02Yeah, well, it's probably the Maid Zero.
04:05Cheryl.
04:05There's a light up ahead.
04:11Or something.
04:12Retreat, Laverne!
04:16Hey, relax!
04:18We're not gonna hurt you.
04:19Oh, Laverne, will you look what we found?
04:25Anything we can do for you ladies?
04:27Lots of things.
04:29Show us around, take us to dinner, buy us expensive presents.
04:32I like your style.
04:34Direct.
04:35This here is Slade.
04:36I'm the Dude.
04:38This here is Laverne.
04:40I'm the Cheryl.
04:41Don't you two know that Bigfoot has been ravaging this area?
04:45Yeah, we know.
04:46It just so happens we're running from them at this very minute.
04:49Uh-huh.
04:50So that's where they ran off to.
04:54You two better hike back out of this forest and hightail it on home.
04:58We will do no such a thing.
05:02Really?
05:03You two bozos will have to answer to the U.S. of A. Army for misleading my troops.
05:09There is no Bigfoot.
05:11And that's for you two.
05:15Why?
05:15It's a pig, Slade.
05:17Say that with respect, mister.
05:20As I was saying, we're gonna march right back to that forsaken wilderness and set up camp.
05:26Forward.
05:27Hunch.
05:28Yes, sir.
05:31As you were, men.
05:34Hup, two, three, four.
05:35Hup, and hup, and hup.
05:37You think they'll be coming back, dude?
05:39Well, if they do, they'll regret it.
05:42Right, Slade?
05:46Now that is a tent.
06:00Although what this is is anybody's desk.
06:03Give me a hand here, Cheryl.
06:05This rope isn't long enough.
06:06Ah, just a second, would you?
06:09I think my tent nail is too short or something.
06:13It's called a tent stake, Feeney.
06:15Not a tent nail.
06:17Please, Queerly.
06:18I'm under stress.
06:20You bivouac bimbos.
06:23Whoa!
06:24Sergeant Turnbuckle's going to get a detailed report on this.
06:30I can tell you.
06:31Get me out of here.
06:33Underdouble.
06:36Well, there we are, Laverne.
06:37A tent fit for a queen.
06:39Yeah.
06:39It's amazing what a little talent in six hours can do.
06:42Well, it was our first tent.
06:43Don't forget.
06:44Next time, five hours.
06:46A new forest record.
06:47Smells like dinner's on.
06:51Am I starved?
06:55I like my food.
06:56My food likes me.
06:58I like to feel in my stomach.
06:59It feels good for me.
07:01Boy, Queerly, those steaks smell terrific.
07:03Are they ready?
07:04Let's see.
07:09Ready and perfect.
07:10Perfect.
07:11Queerly, you ate all three steaks.
07:14Yeah, what is this?
07:15A one-peg pig-out?
07:16That's about the size of it, recruit.
07:22It's your survival training, not mine.
07:27Boy, playing keep-away-from-Bigfoot all afternoon
07:30can sure work up a girl's appetite.
07:32And speaking of appetite, Laverne,
07:34I cannot believe Queerly didn't leave us so much as a soda cracker.
07:38I sure hate to sleep on an empty stomach.
07:41Well, you could always sleep on your back.
07:43Very funny, Cheryl.
07:44Hey, you're not leaving me here alone.
07:46Now, don't get hysterical.
07:47I'm just going to splash some natural spring water on my face.
07:59Hey, quiet, Cheryl.
08:01I'm trying to sleep.
08:02Phew.
08:03Instead of splashing water,
08:05you ought to be doing something about that animal breath of yours.
08:08Uh, did you put a rug down in here, Laverne?
08:13Cheryl, I thought you came back in already.
08:18And that goes double for me.
08:22Can't you hop any faster, Laverne?
08:35Somehow, Cheryl.
08:36I don't think they smell these things at speed.
08:39Yeah!
08:40No!
08:44Laverne!
08:44This is no time to be lying down!
08:46Bigfoot's coming!
08:47I know!
08:48I know!
08:50I know!
08:51What did we do?
08:52Hope for a miracle!
08:56It's the miracle of the sleeping bag!
08:58Oh, it has a nice ring to it, Cheryl.
09:03Let's go spread the word!
09:04The mines! If anybody could punch Bigfoot out, it's those muscle-bound miners.
09:13Well, they did leave a light on for us.
09:17Hello? Is anybody home?
09:20Gee, you know, I can't say much for their decorating abilities, Laverne.
09:23I mean, a nice little still-life painting would be so much more homey than a map of the U.S. Gold Depository.
09:29Yeah, well, maps are more masculine.
09:31I suppose.
09:31Looks like all that gold's at the end of this new tunnel somebody's digging.
09:37Uh-oh. Laverne, I think those two miners are up to no good.
09:40I thought we told you to stay out of here.
09:43Slade, dude, what a nice surprise.
09:46You two have seen too much.
09:49Oh, hey, fellas, we really saw very, very little.
09:54Foss a heart. It's amazing how little we saw.
09:56Right. We don't know anything about you digging that tunnel to rob the U.S. Gold Depository.
10:02If I said too much, Cheryl, well, Laverne, all that's left is to notify our next of kin.
10:07Let's get rid of them, dude.
10:08Don't bother. We'll get rid of ourselves.
10:12Ah!
10:12Ah!
10:14Ah!
10:16This doesn't look good, Cheryl.
10:17No, this is definitely a three-screen situation.
10:20Ah!
10:21Ah!
10:21Oh, my gosh! Big foot!
10:36Big foot, big chest, big arms!
10:41We're trapped, Cheryl.
10:42Like peanut butter and bananas between two slices of white bread.
10:46Don't talk food, Laverne. We missed dinner, remember?
10:49Grab him, Slade.
10:50This way!
10:52Hey!
10:55There's no way out of that tunnel.
10:58Do you think he's telling the truth?
10:59They're quick, Cheryl. They're going to rob the U.S. Gold Depository.
11:02Well, that doesn't mean they're liars, too.
11:05Come on.
11:06He can hide in this mine car.
11:09What a mess we're in.
11:10We're squealing when we really need him.
11:12Probably still sleeping off all that food.
11:14All right, little soldiers, up and at them, front and center, on the double.
11:26It figures.
11:27You can't even keep your tent up.
11:29Aha!
11:30That suspended sleeping gear would suggest that they went that way.
11:33I'll find them.
11:37And when I do, they'll be in real trouble.
11:41Looks like they gave us the slip, dude.
11:44Well, there's nothing they can do to stop us now.
11:46We're almost through the wall.
11:48And into the Depository Vault.
11:50Yeah, just think all that gold there for the taking.
11:56I'm sorry, Laverne.
11:58I just can't crouch idly by and listen to villainy in action.
12:02Cheryl!
12:03Shame on you!
12:05That's U.S. Gold you're talking about!
12:07Cheryl, please!
12:09How dare you!
12:10You can't just cart it away like that!
12:13Oh, yes, we can.
12:14Just like we're going to cart you away.
12:17Hey, what's going on here?
12:21What is this?
12:22It's your very last rollercoaster ride.
12:27Help!
12:31And that's the last anybody will ever see of them.
12:36Okay, Chupats, fall in.
12:38This little pig is in no mood for games.
12:41Especially hide-and-seek.
12:43Sergeant Turnbuckle would like to hear that you're not taking surviving seriously.
12:50Hmm.
12:51Yellow Dog Mine.
12:52U.S. Gold Depository.
12:55So that's where they went.
12:56Up to party with those grimy miners.
13:00All clear out front, Jake.
13:03Just some pig poking around.
13:05Well, you make sure the pig keeps his snout out of here while we finish that tunnel into the vault.
13:10Oh.
13:11Thank you, mate.
13:11Now, let's get on with that busting into that gold depository.
13:16It's just you waiting for us.
13:18Ah.
13:19They mean robbery.
13:21Let me get this straight.
13:23First, my troops go AWOL.
13:25Now, they're accessories to a climb against the U.S. of A.
13:29I'm telling.
13:30I'm sure Sergeant Turnbuckle will be very interested in all this.
13:33But first, I'd better warn the Depository Guards.
13:36This is the greatest scheme we ever thought of.
13:48I'm gonna throw the book at those army camp catastrophes.
13:51Stumbling.
13:55Conspiracy.
13:56Refusal to adhere to regulations.
13:58Insubordination.
14:00Failure to carry out orders.
14:03Criminal intents.
14:05Living laziness.
14:06And for the most part, crybaby attitudes.
14:11I want out of here.
14:25Everything's going to be fine, Laverne.
14:27Look, we're almost at the end.
14:28Yeah, the very end.
14:31For us.
14:31Stop this thing.
14:33Let's see.
14:34Maybe if we just pull hard on this thingamajig.
14:37Nothing hard.
14:39Hey!
14:39I give up.
14:42I wasn't built for all this funneling.
14:44Oh, stop, Laverne.
14:45Things could be a lot worse, you know.
14:49Right now, for instance.
14:51There's that depository.
14:53And boy, do I have news for them.
15:01All right, you phony baloney.
15:03You're officially notified that you and your friends are going on report.
15:07Now make way for the pig.
15:12All right.
15:14And hut.
15:15Chest out.
15:16Shoulders back.
15:19Now hold that, soldier.
15:21While I go tell all I know about this gold robbery.
15:23Okay, okay, cut the Bigfoot act.
15:31I'm not impressed, Bob.
15:33You're not fooling anybody.
15:35Either you need some serious dental work,
15:38or else you're the real...
15:40Bigfoot!
15:44Somebody help!
15:54Listen, Laverne.
15:55It's Squealy.
15:56Help is on the way.
15:57A falling pig is not what I call a rescue team.
16:02This is the last straw.
16:04Ah, but I thought little piggies just love to play in mud puddles.
16:08So there you are.
16:10You two U.S. Army disaster zones are both in very deep trouble.
16:15I don't know what the pig is so upset about.
16:17You'd be upset, too, if you were a pig.
16:19As of 0800 hours,
16:22you're both candidates for full courts, Marshal.
16:26Fall in!
16:27That is not what I meant by fall in.
16:33Laverne, listen.
16:35They're about to break into the gold deposit hole.
16:38Okay, soldierettes.
16:40The only way you can get back into my good graces
16:42is to help stop this crime.
16:44What?
16:45Knock out that jackhammer?
16:47Right.
16:48To save the U.S. of A gold supply.
16:51You out of your pork?
16:52Tangle with those minor creeps again?
16:54No way.
16:55Laverne, Laverne, Laverne.
16:57Would this little pig let you down?
16:59Or would I?
17:01Well, would you let us down?
17:03And I, and I.
17:05I think we're about to find out, Laverne.
17:12That's it, dude.
17:14We're into the vault.
17:15Now, let's get on in there and make ourselves rich men.
17:19Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:22Ah, by the authority of the U.S. Armed Forces,
17:25you are both under military arrest.
17:27Well, looky here, Slade.
17:29The pig and the pipsquigs.
17:31What are you doing here?
17:33Well, uh, we, uh,
17:35we figured maybe you guys would, uh,
17:38would give up this life of crime
17:39and turn to something more meaningful like...
17:42Give it a rest, Motormouse.
17:44Okay, you two.
17:45Fool it.
17:46Ah!
17:50Boy, when that pig says fall in,
17:52he means it.
17:53Ah!
17:56Bigfoot!
17:57Jake!
17:58Take him, Jake!
18:00Ah!
18:00It's the real Bigfoot, Slade.
18:05Let's get out of here.
18:09As much as I hate to say this, Laverne,
18:11I think we'd better join Slade and the dude.
18:13Reach, reach, cut!
18:21Faster, dude!
18:23He's right behind us, Laverne!
18:25Wait for your superior pig troops!
18:28Help!
18:29Something strange is going on in there.
18:44I want out of here!
18:52Don't worry about a thing, sir.
18:54We have everything under control.
18:56Oh, no!
18:59Run for it, Jake!
19:01It's the real Bigfoot!
19:03We'll catch those crooks.
19:05We'll lose that oversized ape.
19:08We'll run!
19:10We'll climb that tree!
19:11We'll climb that tree!
19:16Now this is what's known as survival, Squealy.
19:19I've got those crooks just where I want them.
19:25They can't get away now.
19:27Big deal!
19:28Neither can we!
19:34We're saved!
19:36All right.
19:36Who's responsible for the break-in?
19:38They are.
19:39They are!
19:40And who are you?
19:41Assistant First Class, Under Sergeant, Superior Officer, Turnbuckle, Commander, and Upper Rank on U.S. Army Survival Weekend.
19:50Sir.
19:51He's a pig.
19:55Hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut, and a hut.
19:57I don't know how we did it, Laverne, but we did survive this weekend.
20:02Yeah, no thanks to Grease Lightning there.
20:04And I got myself a souvenir.
20:08The suit!
20:08Give it here, Cheryl.
20:09I'll scare Squealy out of his pig's head.
20:16Okay, Laverne, you're out of step, you're out of line, and you're out of uniform.
20:20Pull in!
20:24Hut, and a hut, and a hut.
20:25Hut, and a hut, and a hut.
20:27Someday I'm gonna get that pig, Cheryl.
20:29I certainly hope so, Laverne.
20:32I certainly hope so.
20:34Hut, and a hut, and a hut, hut, and a hut, and a hut.
20:41Don't miss that flamboyant flyboy, Roger Ramjet.
20:44He's buzzing the skies over Funtown and coming up next.
20:48Then at 5 Eastern, the Prince of Puzzlers gives the Caped Crusaders a run for their money on Batman, here on the Family Channel.
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