Fall in for laughs and mischief with Laverne & Shirley in the Army, the animated spin-off of the hit sitcom that sends America’s favorite roommates into boot camp! Joined by their talking pig sidekick Sgt. Squealy, Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney bumble their way through military life, turning every mission and marching order into a hilarious misadventure. Packed with slapstick humor, quirky characters, and that classic Hanna-Barbera charm, Laverne & Shirley in the Army brings comedy and chaos to the front lines of Saturday morning fun. 🎖️😂🐷 #LaverneAndShirleyInTheArmy #80sCartoonVibes #HannaBarbera #CartoonComedy #ClassicCartoonFun #CartoonThrowback #RetroCartoons #CultCartoons #AnimatedSitcom #CartoonLegends #SlapstickToons #RetroAnimation #ClassicTVToons #CartoonLaughs
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00:01Laverne, let's join the army!
00:03You watch her off!
00:07Where do I sign up?
00:09I'm with you!
00:12Turn!
00:15A commanding pig!
00:19You shouldn't have done that, Laverne!
00:22Whoa!
00:23Help!
00:24Join the army, you said!
00:30Stop!
00:36Stop!
00:49Boy, I thought we were going to join the army to see the world!
00:53Instead, all we've seen is the inside of box holes!
00:57That's true, Laverne!
01:00And this digging's a lot harder than it looks!
01:02I can't seem to make any headway at all!
01:05I think it's all in the wrist, Cheryl!
01:07Watch me!
01:08Well, no wonder I wasn't getting anywhere!
01:12Oh, Laverne!
01:14Anybody can see your problem!
01:16You're supposed to use your shovel, not your face!
01:18Laverne!
01:20Attention!
01:22Yes, sir!
01:23Yes, sir!
01:25Very nice foxhole you got there, Laverne!
01:28Relax, Cheryl!
01:29It's only squeezy!
01:31Sergeant Tynebuckle sent me out here to inspect the troops!
01:34Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk!
01:37What seems to be the matter?
01:38I've seen bigger holes than Swiss cheese!
01:43Sergeant Tynebuckle isn't going to be too happy when I tell him about this!
01:48Hey, no pig is going to squeal on my pal!
01:53Perhaps you shouldn't have done that, Laverne!
01:55He's only a pig, Cheryl!
01:57A pig with sergeant's stripes!
01:59Yay!
02:02Aw!
02:03Did the little piggy fall down into the deep foxhole?
02:06Ha!
02:07That's right!
02:08Little piggy with his walkie-talkie fell into the deep foxhole!
02:12Hello, Sergeant Tynebuckle!
02:14Come in, please!
02:15Oh, no!
02:18Okay, you gold-brickin' recruits!
02:20For the next week, this is your assignment!
02:24This is our assignment, Sergeant Tynebuckle!
02:26Could you tell us what it is?
02:30Top secret?
02:31It means none of your business!
02:34I know what top secret means!
02:37He knows what top secret means!
02:39So, uh, what is this thing, anyway?
02:42Don't ask!
02:43Just got it!
02:44You got it!
02:45Got it!
02:46Got it!
02:47Keep an eye on them, squealies!
02:50I'll keep them on their toes!
02:52No dress'll grow under their feet!
02:54No siree!
02:55No siree!
02:56Oh!
02:57Sergeant Tynebuckle would like to know you're prying under top secret tops!
03:01Look at this!
03:02It's a locket!
03:03Don't pull that cover off that, Laverne!
03:05It'll get dusty!
03:07Hey!
03:08Hey, hey!
03:09Let me out of here!
03:10Hey!
03:11Hey!
03:12Look inside!
03:13Laverne!
03:14No!
03:15That's government property!
03:16And besides, the hatch is probably locked!
03:18Uh-oh!
03:19I'll just try the doorbell and see if anybody's home first!
03:22Whoops!
03:23Hello?
03:24Anybody there?
03:25Whoa!
03:26Look at all this neat stuff in here, Cheryl!
03:30Okay!
03:31That does it!
03:33Now the pig is mad!
03:35Gee, it's just like something out of Jules Verne!
03:39Okay, Laverne!
03:41Okay, Shirley!
03:42That did it!
03:44Now more Mr. Nice Pig!
03:47Okay!
03:48That suits me!
03:49Yay!
03:50Well, that's the last we'll see of him!
03:53Hmm!
03:54I wonder if there's a radio in here I can use to call Sergeant Tynebuckle!
03:58There probably is, Laverne!
04:00Well, let's get in there and stop him!
04:03Squealy to Tynebuckle!
04:04Squealy to Tynebuckle!
04:05Peg to Sergeant!
04:06Come in, please!
04:07Squealy, wait!
04:08Don't touch those switches!
04:10That's very dangerous, Squealy!
04:12What are you doing?!
04:14I'm just putting them back like you found them!
04:16You really shouldn't play with these!
04:18I mean, one of them just might...
04:20Oh!
04:21Don't look nice, Cheryl!
04:22But I think one of them just did!
04:24We're taking off!
04:26Gee, Sergeant Tynebuckle really isn't gonna like this!
04:30We've got a radio for help!
04:32But if you call them, they'll know what we did!
04:34They're probably going to miss this rocket eventually, Laverne!
04:38Relax, relax!
04:39I can handle this rocket!
04:41You can, Squealy!
04:43You realize our lives depend on whether or not this pig can fly a rocket ship?
04:49It doesn't look good, does it, Cheryl?
04:51Okay, here we go!
04:53Ow!
04:54Ow!
04:55Hey!
04:56Yikes!
04:57Yikes!
04:58What's that?
04:59Squealy, look out!
05:01Oh, wow!
05:02It's a space avalanche!
05:04It is called a media shower!
05:06I don't care what it's called!
05:08Rocks are rocks!
05:09Just get us out of here!
05:10Well, why didn't you say so?
05:12Signal for a left turn!
05:14He did it!
05:15We're saved!
05:16Uh, better hold your joy for a minute there, Cheryl!
05:21We've got one more rock to avoid!
05:23That's awfully big for a meteor, Laverne!
05:26That's, uh, not a meteor, Shirley!
05:29That's the moon!
05:30Well, don't just sit there, Squealy!
05:32Turn left, turn right!
05:33Put on the brake!
05:34Do something!
05:35Trust me, okay?
05:36No!
05:37Stop!
05:38Stop!
05:39Let us at those controls!
05:41I can handle it!
05:42Hey!
05:43At least let me try!
05:45When Sergeant Timebuckle hears about this, he's gonna be very displeased!
05:50Let me down!
05:51One of these switches has to do something, Cheryl!
05:54Oh, look, Laverne!
05:55We got the TV on again!
05:57And they're showing some old space movies!
06:00Laverne, that's no movie!
06:01We're under attack!
06:02Attack?
06:03By who?
06:04By aliens!
06:05That's who!
06:06Outer space aliens!
06:07A UFO!
06:08Well, turn the rocket!
06:09Turn the rocket!
06:11That was a good turn, Cheryl!
06:13You didn't hit a curb or anything!
06:15Okay!
06:16I'm taking over!
06:17This is Warren!
06:18I outrank you!
06:19You?
06:20Outrank us?
06:21You're a pig!
06:22Sticks and stones may break my bone!
06:26Not to mention blasts from that flying saucer!
06:29I'll get us out of the spot!
06:31Faster!
06:32Faster!
06:33Don't stop!
06:34This is a modern piece of machinery, Laverne!
06:36It doesn't run on pedals and rubber bands!
06:38Then what?
06:39It has gizmos and whatchamacallit!
06:42Very scientific!
06:44What's happening?
06:46You're not gonna like what I have to tell you!
06:49Okay, then don't tell us!
06:50Why are we going backwards?
06:52That's what I have to tell you!
06:54We're inside that UFO!
06:57Now don't panic!
06:58A clear mind is a mind to reckon with!
07:01Let's just think what we can do!
07:03Help!
07:04Somebody help!
07:05We're trapped in an alien spaceship!
07:06Help!
07:07Hello!
07:08Is anyone there?
07:09Hello!
07:10Mind if I popped in for a visit?
07:13Oh, Cheryl!
07:14Listen to that voice!
07:17I've been listening to that voice all my life!
07:20I really have!
07:21He's mine, Cheryl!
07:22I heard him first!
07:23Don't you don't, Laverne!
07:24That voice is mine!
07:26He's mine!
07:27Stop it!
07:28He's mine!
07:29Yes!
07:30Oh, yes!
07:31We'd love to have you over!
07:32About two-ish!
07:33Are you two out of your minds?
07:35We're trapped in a flying saucer and you're making dates!
07:38Now, Cheryl, let's be logical!
07:40We can't both date him!
07:41You're right, Laverne!
07:42That's very sensible!
07:43Let's flip a coin!
07:44I haven't got a coin!
07:46Well, let's flip something!
07:48But it has to have a head and a...
07:50Tail!
07:51I know you don't!
07:52Remember who you were talking about here!
07:54Heads!
07:55I get the date!
07:56Yay!
07:57Tails!
07:58You get them!
07:59It's Tails!
08:00I win!
08:01Yeah!
08:02Congratulations!
08:03Just wait till this goes on your army records!
08:06Mm-mm-mm!
08:07There he is!
08:08Laverne!
08:09How do I look?
08:10You look fine!
08:11Just go out and have a good time!
08:13But be back early!
08:15Well, hello there!
08:18Uh...
08:19Uh...
08:20Uh...
08:21Ah!
08:22Wait just a moment!
08:23Won't you?
08:24What's the matter, Cheryl?
08:26Ah!
08:27Laverne!
08:28I'm thinking this over!
08:29And I think this date should be yours!
08:31Mine?
08:32Why?
08:33I cheated!
08:34You used a loaded pig!
08:37It's really great of you to admit that, Cheryl!
08:43Joey!
08:44Some ugly space creature just ate my date!
08:47No, Laverne!
08:48No, Laverne!
08:49That...
08:50Is your date!
08:51Hey!
08:52How did he do that?
08:53He's a space creature, Squealy!
08:55He probably has a permit!
08:56Our detectors inform us there is an Earth human aboard this ship!
09:00Please point one out to me!
09:02Uh...
09:03You, uh...
09:04Don't know what a human looks like?
09:05No, I do not!
09:06Point one out!
09:07That's a human!
09:08That's a human!
09:09I may not know a human, but I know a pig when I see one!
09:13So you must be the humans!
09:16Hey!
09:17Stand back, Buster!
09:19You're dealing with the army here!
09:21Oh!
09:22Yo!
09:23You're gonna hear from Sergeant Turnbuckle about that one!
09:29Please!
09:30Please!
09:31I...
09:32I never cuddle on a first date!
09:33Uh...
09:34Come on!
09:35Let us go, huh?
09:36No!
09:37You are needed to help us!
09:39Help you?
09:40Help you what?
09:41Help us invade Earth, of course!
09:44Invade Earth?
09:46Yes!
09:47Hey, where are we?
09:56I'm taking you to Invasion Central on the planet Venus!
09:59Oh, well...
10:00At least we're still in the same neighborhood!
10:02You can't do this to us!
10:03We're U.S. citizens and we've got rights!
10:08Ah, Sarkon!
10:10You have returned!
10:11With two humans, Finnick!
10:13Yuck!
10:14Humans!
10:15Yuck!
10:16Yuck!
10:17Yuck!
10:18Yuck!
10:19What's going on?
10:20Let us out of here!
10:22We will let you out after we invade your Earth!
10:26Yuck!
10:27Yuck!
10:28Hey!
10:29Where are we now?
10:32You are in a prison chamber on the planet Venus!
10:35Laverne, there's a man in here!
10:38Oh, relax, girl!
10:39It's only a garbage disposal!
10:41Look!
10:42Laverne, garbage disposals do not float in mid-air!
10:45I am Gamma Six!
10:47Pleased to meet you, Gamma Six!
10:49I'm Laverne!
10:50I've been told I'm about an eight, eight and a half, and this is surely five!
10:54Five!
10:55Now, just a minute here!
10:57I am from Gelderswain, seventh planet from Europe!
11:00What are you in for?
11:01I was picked up for speeding!
11:03Speeding?
11:04I was thinking too fast!
11:06See, girl?
11:07I didn't know there was a speed limit for thinking!
11:09Don't worry, Laverne.
11:10You're in no danger!
11:11Ha, ha, ha, ha!
11:13Hmm, there's gotta be a way out of here.
11:19Hmm.
11:20I wonder what this screw is it for?
11:23Well, now I know!
11:27Okay, you out-of-space creatures!
11:30Come out with your tentacles up!
11:33Enic!
11:34Something is in the corridor!
11:35Your things!
11:36Not for long, Sartan!
11:37Not for long!
11:38And with them entirely out of the way, all is in readiness for the invasion of their planet!
11:44And let us return to the ship!
11:46Earth is in its final hours!
11:49Ha, ha, ha, ha!
11:52Hmm.
11:53You think we'd at least get a chair or something?
11:55Say!
11:56Laverne, that's our chair from our old apartment!
11:59You're right, Cheryl!
12:01How'd it get here?
12:02You fought it here!
12:04Come again?
12:05I am a think tank, capable of turning thoughts into reality!
12:09You mean, all I have to do is think about my stereo and...
12:12Like that?
12:13And Boo-Boo Kitty?
12:14Oh, Boo-Boo Kitty!
12:15Girl, you're embarrassing!
12:19Come on, let's do a little redecorating here!
12:22A few posters, a sofa, a rug...
12:25We'll need a lamp!
12:26No, two lamps!
12:27A refrigerator!
12:28Oh, that's good, Cheryl!
12:29A refrigerator is good!
12:31And a TV!
12:32Color!
12:33You gotta be in here somewhere, space beasties!
12:36Yike!
12:37What is that?
12:38Hey!
12:39Hey!
12:40This is army property you're shooting at!
12:43Uh, do you speak English?
12:46McLattin!
12:47Ah!
12:48How about semaphores?
12:49Guess I didn't like message!
12:51Well, so much for semaphores!
12:53When all else fails, maybe she'll panic!
12:55Help!
12:56Ah, that's all I can think of for now!
12:59Me too, Laverne!
13:01We've got all the comforts of home right here on Venus!
13:04Oh, that's good!
13:06My circuits are overweight!
13:08I have enough energy left for one more thought!
13:11Only one more?
13:12Let's save it, Laverne!
13:13Let's save it and use it wisely!
13:15For something like world peace!
13:17Or end to famine!
13:18That's good!
13:19Or maybe no more zits for a couple of guys, Cheryl!
13:23Gee, I wish really could see us now!
13:26Okay!
13:27And this is your last request!
13:29No!
13:30It looks like this is it!
13:32Just make it quick!
13:36I can take it!
13:37Go ahead!
13:38Go ahead!
13:39Aw, I wasted our last wish, Cheryl!
13:41Cheryl?
13:45I'm still here!
13:46Oh, joy!
13:47Oh, rapture!
13:48You saved me!
13:49You love me!
13:51And I don't even like you!
13:53Easy, easy!
13:54I got ten to need, Cap!
13:56Oh, you got quite a layout here!
13:59How'd you get all of this?
14:00Oh, we just thought it out!
14:02With Gamma Six!
14:04I am...
14:05I was...
14:06I...
14:07Say, why didn't you think he's out of this prison so we can save the Earth?
14:12That's why!
14:13His circuits are drained!
14:16His pulp...
14:17I can take care of that!
14:19Okay, you pilot junk!
14:20Attention!
14:21Shut fucking those wires!
14:23Straighten up those circuits!
14:24Let's show some life recruits!
14:26Yes, sir!
14:27That's more like it!
14:28Now, what are we gonna do?
14:29Get us out of this prison!
14:30I can't hear you!
14:32Get us out of this prison, sir!
14:34That's better!
14:35So, hop to it!
14:36Whatever you say, sir!
14:42You did it!
14:43You got us out, Squealy!
14:44I could kiss you!
14:45Laverne, he's a pig!
14:47Thanks, Cheryl.
14:48I almost lost my head.
14:49Could you do me one favor?
14:51After all you've done for us, of course we could!
14:55Could you send me home?
14:58To Gelder Swain!
15:00Seventh planet from North!
15:02You got it!
15:03Bam!
15:04How'd you remember that?
15:05Well, he obviously was not from Detroit Laverne.
15:08Now, come on!
15:09Let's save Earth!
15:11This looks like Mr. Controller.
15:16But no space alien?
15:18Maybe they gave up and went home.
15:20Laverne, Squealy, look!
15:22They're leaving to invade Earth without us!
15:24Hey, come back here with our rocket!
15:26Laverne, no!
15:27You can't go out!
15:28That's Venus out there!
15:29The air is unbreathable!
15:30No, hold our breath!
15:31It's a shortcut!
15:32Here!
15:33We can use these jetpacks and space helmets!
15:35Good thinking!
15:36Hurry up!
15:37They're gonna leave!
15:38Wait!
15:39How do you steer this thing?
15:40It's like riding a bike, Cheryl!
15:41Then where are the training wheels?
15:42Yay!
15:43Watch out for the birds!
15:44What birds of birds?
15:45Oh, this bird!
15:46I'll open this!
15:47Willy!
15:48Julie needs help!
15:49Can't I leave you two alone for a second?
15:52Help is on the way, Cheryl!
15:53Help!
15:54Okay, bub!
15:55There you close off that army property!
15:57Hey!
15:58Yay!
15:59I'll open this!
16:00Help!
16:01Help!
16:02Help!
16:03Help!
16:04Help!
16:05Help!
16:06Help!
16:07Help!
16:08Help!
16:09Help!
16:10Help!
16:11Help!
16:12Help!
16:13Help!
16:14Help!
16:15Help!
16:16Help!
16:17It's okay, Cheryl!
16:18I got you!
16:19You're a true friend, Laverne!
16:20I know!
16:21Now, I don't want to see you in this airspace for another 24 hours!
16:25You got that?
16:26Help!
16:27Help!
16:28Dismiss!
16:29You just gotta know how to handle these birds!
16:31That's all!
16:32Let's move it!
16:36We are moving in on Earth, Zartan!
16:38And soon it will be ours!
16:40Henrik!
16:41Somehow the humans are back on board!
16:43And their pigs along with them!
16:45I capture them at once!
16:46They must not interfere with our invasion!
16:49I wonder what's in these boxes!
16:51Maybe they're planning a garage sale!
16:53Hey, Squirly!
16:54Give us a hand here!
16:57Or a tail!
16:58It kills me!
16:59Aw, gee!
17:01Cheryl, look at all this neat stuff!
17:04Put that down!
17:05You don't know where it's been!
17:06All right, humans!
17:07We know you're here somewhere!
17:09Oh, my goodness!
17:11It's that Zarkon creep!
17:13Hey, take this stuff!
17:14I think I got a plan!
17:15Girl, are we gonna listen to a pig?
17:18Do we have a choice?
17:19Come out, humans!
17:21Well, hello there, big creature boy!
17:25Where have you been hiding?
17:27I could ask you the same thing, beautiful lady!
17:31He's buying it!
17:32If he buys that, he'll buy anything!
17:34The name is Grisnik 12, from Yubiolan!
17:38Yubiolan!
17:39Never heard of it!
17:40It's a new development!
17:41Why don't you come up to my place and we'll split a Zurch!
17:45Now you're talking!
17:48Okay...
17:49Now!
17:52I've been tricked!
17:54One down, one to go!
17:56Let's go!
17:58Ah, Zarkon!
17:59You've returned!
18:00Yes!
18:01With two captives!
18:03The Earth is near!
18:04And in a few hours, it will be ours!
18:10Zarkon!
18:11Why are you whispering?
18:13Altering them, sir!
18:15I've found whispering drives the Earthlings right up the wall!
18:19So that's the plan!
18:21Got it?
18:22Got it!
18:24Zarkon!
18:25You look pale!
18:27Invading planets takes a lot out of me!
18:30Uh, I've forgotten!
18:32Which lever is it that messes up all our plans for conquering Earth?
18:37What was that, you asked?
18:38Oh, nothing!
18:39So, trick me, will they?
18:43Perhaps, instead of invading, we could just visit.
18:47You know, drop in for a hamburger, take some pictures of Mount Rushmore, roller skate a little disco!
18:53One!
18:54Two!
18:55Three!
18:56Toss!
18:57What now?
18:58The iambic regulator is in need of replacement!
19:01What is that net doing over you, Zarkon?
19:03This!
19:04Oh, it's our beachwear, sir!
19:06In case we get to Malibu!
19:08Better take it off!
19:09And levitate up to repair the regulator!
19:12Levitate?
19:13Levitate!
19:14Levitate!
19:15They must have gone to the control room!
19:17Uh, his levitator is broken, sir, but we'll be glad to give him a boost!
19:22Sure!
19:23Anything to help!
19:24Uh, just a little higher, Laverne!
19:26Vennic!
19:27Levitate!
19:28Levitate!
19:29Levitate!
19:30Levitate!
19:31Levitate!
19:32Help!
19:33She's an imposter, Vennic!
19:36She is changing our course program!
19:38Whoa!
19:39We are out of control!
19:42Come on, guys!
19:43Head for our rocket!
19:44Two settings, Zarkon!
19:46I'll lighten our load!
19:48Hooray!
19:49We're out!
19:50We'll be back, Earthlings!
19:52We'll be back!
19:53Whoa!
19:55We're falling!
19:56Stop the engines!
19:57Stop the engines!
19:58Reverse rockets!
20:00Mess on your seatbelt!
20:04We're home!
20:05How about that?
20:07This was really your fault, you know!
20:10And I think Sergeant Turnbuckle would really like to hear about this whole mess!
20:15Uh-oh!
20:16We're falling here, Cheryl!
20:17Yes, sir!
20:18I think Sergeant Turnbuckle will be-
20:20Oof!
20:21Well, if you didn't want me to tell you, cut out some knives, you know!
20:24We did save the oatmeal!
20:26We wouldn't want you to hog all the credit!
20:29Hog all the-
20:30Oh, I get it!
20:32I hate that pig!
20:35I hate that pig!
20:39That protein pill pilot, Roger Ramjet flies high over the skies of Funtown, coming up next!
20:45And at 5 Eastern, there's double trouble and double crosses when Catwoman teams with Sandman to put Batman to sleep forever!
20:53It happens here on the Family Channel!
20:56Oh my god!
20:57Yeah сх pockets never ride in Winter.
20:58Man!
20:59Stop picking her monuments!
21:00You're worth knocking, Jack!
21:01I'm gonna have another���ραse!
21:02That brilliant!
21:03Very good, Jack!
21:04Or Pluto!
21:05India!
21:06All the other carsplay!?
21:07The giant-
21:10Georgia‑
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