Set sail for classic island fun with The New Adventures of Gilligan – Season 1 (1974), the animated reboot that brings the beloved castaways back for more tropical mishaps and laugh-filled survival adventures. Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor, Ginger, Mary Ann, and the Howells face off against storms, wild animals, treasure hunts, and their own hilarious misunderstandings as they try once again to escape their deserted island. Packed with wholesome humor, lighthearted charm, and 70s Saturday-morning nostalgia, The New Adventures of Gilligan delivers timeless family-friendly fun. 🏝️⛵😂 #TheNewAdventuresOfGilligan #GilliganCartoon #70sCartoons #HannaBarbera #RetroCartoons #SaturdayMorningCartoons #ClassicCartoonComedy #VintageAnimation #IslandAdventure #FamilyCartoons #CartoonThrowback #OldSchoolCartoons
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00:00now listen to this story that we will tell to you the story of the minnow five passengers and crew
00:16with gilligan aboard the ship the skipper by his side an unexpected storm came up and tossed them
00:26with the time they found themselves a shipwrecked plan lost on gilligan's isle gilligan and skipper
00:35the millionaire his wife the movie star professor and marianne began a brand new life what creatures
00:45they encountered what riddles did they face what mysteries did haunt them in a strange but happy
00:54place on the new adventures of gilligan gilligan all on gilligan's iron
01:01where is it where is it gilligan yes skipper
01:23where's the laundry gee skipper the closest one i know is in elkart indiana i don't mean that kind
01:30of laundry i mean where is my clean shirt don't ask me skipper today is ginger's day to do the wash
01:35it's my day to shop for milk
01:36gosh you're you're beautiful you're almost too beautiful to be true
01:47ginger maybe you can tell me where the wash is if you can stop admiring yourself for a minute
01:53oh that's going to be hard skipper i know it's hard for you not to admire yourself
01:59no i meant to tell you where the wash is when i threw it in the stream it floated away
02:06why did you just throw it into the stream gosh skipper you wouldn't want a former
02:12miss never rust muffler to get wash woman hands with you
02:20gilligan there is no excuse for what you just saw
02:35yeah professor
02:36take a look gilligan
02:42gilligan there is no excuse for what you just saw
02:49i know that dumb bug folded with three aces
02:52that's just it gilligan you shouldn't be seeing bugs you should be seeing germs
02:57gee professor that's terrible germs having to live in all that dirt
03:00mr howell should have done a better job of cleaning
03:02howell sure it was his day to clean
03:04oh i'm hungry enough to devour paul bunion's ox by charge
03:15that's a little gourmet joke that i wrote
03:18i don't remember eating chef bunion's ox
03:21how does he prepare it filleted or marinated
03:25paul bunion is a legendary figure mrs howell
03:29and why not very few chefs prepare ox you know
03:32if you're that hungry mr howell it isn't because you worked up an appetite doing your cleaning chores
03:37of course not
03:39poverty men do not clean
03:41why first and that's not true
03:44you took a shower only this morning
03:46enough of this table talk let's eat
03:49gilligan gilligan it's time to eat
03:52no thanks skipper i already ate
03:54but the rest of us didn't
03:56gosh skipper you better hurry up and cook it was your day to make the meals remember
04:00i forgot
04:03okay it's clear that rotating the chores on this island isn't working
04:09if you'll permit me to offer an analysis i suggest that if rotating the chores isn't working then not rotating the chores might work
04:17gosh professor you're such an educated man
04:20the professor's absolutely right we educated men know how to solve problems by jupiter
04:27oh dear is that naughty jupiter causing problems again
04:32okay what we'll do is make permanent assignments of duties by group appointment
04:37where's gilligan shouldn't he be here to take part in the voting
04:40are you suggesting that we might take unfair advantage of another human being merely because he isn't here to protect his rights
04:48how dare you
04:51oh well no i guess we wouldn't
04:54okay let's get on with it
04:56first the cleaning chore
04:57terrible chore
04:59dastardly
05:00oh yes absolutely
05:02well someone has to do it
05:05uh gilligan
05:06okay now the laundry chore
05:11right gilligan
05:14cooking
05:15gilligan
05:16a gathering firewood
05:18gosh it looks like i'll be doing all the work
05:20i feel sort of guilty all of us having nothing to do while gilligan has to work like an animal
05:29he's hardly working like an animal
05:31oh yeah
05:32oh yeah
05:33thanks
05:35oh
05:37oh
05:39oh
05:41oh
05:43oh
05:45oh
05:47oh
05:49oh
05:51oh
05:53oh
05:55oh
05:57oh
05:58oh
06:10here
06:14mhm
06:15everything's done but the cooking i couldn't have done it without your help
06:17thanks for letting me join your union
06:19gilligan it's almost time for dinner
06:22that was one of the worst meals i ever ate i mean who cares so long as we don't have to do
06:35the cooking here it is everybody the gilligan special for dessert wait until you taste it
06:40all right i'll wait until the man in the moon grows a beer well when you're hungry you can't be choosy
06:52hey this is great oh what is it gilligan it's something i made out of a whole bunch of
06:58different nuts i found on the island aren't you having any gilligan great cooks feed themselves
07:02on the satisfaction of others you say that again gilligan i can't i don't know what i said
07:09let's play jag you're it
07:24time to get up skipper
07:42gosh skipper if i didn't know better i'd say you were crying i forgot to go boom i got a boo-boo
07:50gosh they're all acting like kids hey everybody
08:08they're not acting i wonder what happened to make them kids
08:26only yesterday they were telling me what to do and then they ate my special nut dessert and turned
08:30into kids i gotta get them back to their normal ages maybe this book on scientific child guidance i
08:36found in the professor's hut will give me an answer i don't want to dance anymore that's for sissies
08:43you never want to dance or do nice things you always want to do icky old boy things yeah
08:49uh-oh i better check the book the professors who wrote this book must know what to say when kids
08:54aren't playing nice gosh i never think of saying that play nice now sure comes in handy having
09:01professional advice i don't want to play nice i want to play hockey hockey food i want to find buried
09:07treasure i want a new dolly all dressed up in pretty clothes use reason i guess that means try to
09:16explain why those things won't work you can't play hockey on a tropical island and there's no such thing
09:21it's buried treasure and you can only get new dollies in pretty clothes and toy stores oh yeah
09:35uh
09:49uh
09:59My married treasure.
10:29What do those professors know?
10:42Maybe if I pretend they're at school, you'll see how smart they are and realize they're
10:45adults.
10:46All right, children.
10:47We'll start with history.
10:48Marianne, can you tell us something about Columbus?
10:51Yes, teacher.
10:52In 1492, Christopher Columbus sailed across the ocean with three ships, the Nina, the Pinta
10:57and the Santa Maria and landed in Hispaniola.
11:00Now geography.
11:02Skipper, can you name the continents?
11:05There's Europe and Asia and Africa, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica.
11:13Let's try arithmetic.
11:14Professor, how much is three times five?
11:17Fifteen, Mr. Gilligan, which means fifteen divided by five is three.
11:22This isn't working.
11:23None of them know the right answers.
11:25Isn't it time for recess, teacher?
11:27Yeah.
11:28I could use one, too.
11:29Play seek and hide with us, teacher.
11:30Gee, I don't know how to play that.
11:32She means hide and seek, Mr. Gilligan.
11:34Hmm.
11:35Hmm.
11:36I knew it was something like that.
11:37Why don't you be it, teacher?
11:39Hide your eyes and count to a hundred.
11:42Sure.
11:43One, two, three.
11:46Ready or not, here I come.
11:52I don't remember the game being this easy.
12:07You were all supposed to hide when I started counting.
12:09That was three days ago.
12:10Yeah.
12:11I always did have trouble remembering what came after 36.
12:16I sure hope I can find a way to make them all adults again.
12:22I'm stuck with doing everything.
12:23The washing, the cooking, the cleaning, gathering firewood.
12:26What's so bad about that?
12:28I was doing it all before.
12:29Maybe if I get them to do the adult chores, they'll snap out of their spell.
12:33We're all going to play grown-up.
12:36Goody, goody, goody.
12:37I want to be a stockbroker.
12:39And I want to be a princess and kiss a frog and change him into Prince Charmy.
12:44Oh, that's an old fairy tale.
12:47Well, there goes another chance to split the lily pad scene.
12:52Yes, your highness.
12:54We're going to start off playing grown-up by playing house.
12:57Hey, that's why.
12:58Oh, that's why.
12:59Okay, that does it.
13:06You'll just love this new home.
13:07It'll be perfect for you and the family.
13:09Does it have a garage?
13:11Yes, in the back.
13:15Now, let's go to the bank so you can borrow money.
13:17Oh, yes, yes.
13:18Step right in, ma'am.
13:20The new house will cost you 15 cents and three bubblegum wrappers.
13:24That's interest, you know.
13:26I'll take it.
13:27Uh, secretary, make out the papers, please.
13:31Oh, yes, sir.
13:36Gee, when they play house, they really play house.
13:38I'm going to use reason, like the book said.
13:42What you're doing is great, but that's not really the way to play house.
13:46Why not?
13:47What do I say now?
13:48I got it.
13:49Well, for one thing, that's not really a house.
13:52It's just a couple of pieces of cardboard.
13:54You can't make a tree in a house out of cardboard.
13:56You can't.
13:57Nope.
13:58Okay.
13:59Tear them down.
14:00Timber!
14:08You forgot the sun.
14:09No, you better leave that or we'll all freeze.
14:10I finally got them started doing the adult chores, but they still think they're kids.
14:24Boy, the tables sure have changed.
14:26They used to have me doing all the chores, and now I've got them doing the chores.
14:30I even got Ginger to do the wash.
14:32Ginger?
14:33Where's the wash?
14:34Gosh, Gilligan, you wouldn't want a beautiful movie star to scrub clothes, would you?
14:39I want my clothes washed.
14:40I want my clothes washed.
14:41Oh, I just love men when they act like little boys.
14:46Ginger, you're old.
14:49Gilligan, what a terrible thing to say to a woman.
14:53I wonder why she started acting her right age again.
14:55Mabel, Mabel, set the table.
15:01Jump as high as you are able.
15:05Here, here, here, little butterfly, here.
15:08I'll be able to trade it for 32 gum wrappers.
15:16Ball one, strike.
15:19Ball!
15:20It's my coconut, and I don't want to play no more.
15:23Gosh, Gilligan, you mean I was a kid like that, too?
15:27Yeah, but now you're not.
15:29I should like to know how you did it.
15:31I don't know.
15:32Just all of a sudden, I was coming back from the lagoon, and I was me.
15:37Maybe if we go back over your steps and do the same things you did,
15:40we might find out what changed you back to your right age.
15:42You mean, like, follow the leader?
15:48Okay, remember, the way we play this game is you have to do everything Ginger does.
15:52Okay?
15:57Do everything you did before, Ginger.
15:58Of course, Gilligan.
16:04I did that, I remember.
16:05Keep going, Ginger. Do everything you did.
16:07Mmm, you're beautiful.
16:22Mmm, you're beautiful.
16:26Mmm, you're beautiful.
16:30You're beautiful.
16:34Mmm, you're beautiful.
16:40By Jove, you're beautiful.
16:45Why, you're simply beautiful.
16:48And vaguely familiar, too.
16:52You're a beautiful mirror image.
16:56Well, we retraced everything I did,
16:59but the others aren't grown up.
17:01No, just stuck up.
17:03I am the most beautiful, I tell you.
17:05No, I am.
17:06I am.
17:07No, I am.
17:08I am.
17:14What's the matter, Gilligan?
17:16Have you seen the Howells?
17:17No, why?
17:18Things aren't bad enough.
17:19Now the Howells are missing.
17:21Did someone call us?
17:22Going off into the Fixie-Wixie woods
17:24without telling Teacher Weecher is a no-no.
17:26Oh, dear.
17:27Gilligan's in his second childhood.
17:29Or is it his third?
17:31Mrs. Howell, you're you.
17:33Oh, how fortunate.
17:35Now I won't have to get rid of my monogrammed towels.
17:39Isn't that wonderful, though, Stuart?
17:40I want an ice cream cone.
17:43Yes, I do.
17:44Mrs. Howell isn't a kid anymore,
17:48but Mr. Howell is.
17:49Maybe she can remember how she did it.
17:51Let's ask her.
17:52Mrs. Howell, do you know how you grew up?
17:55Why, yes, of course.
17:57In the lap of luxury.
17:59Now, if we can find luxury
18:00and get everybody to sit in this lap, we'll be okay.
18:03Gilligan, the lap of luxury isn't someone's lap.
18:06It's a, uh, um...
18:08A figure of speech.
18:11Why is Mr. Howell lachrymose?
18:13I don't know.
18:14Maybe that's what's making him cry.
18:16That's what lachrymose means, Gilligan.
18:19Tearful.
18:20Yes, sir.
18:21You're yourself again.
18:23Of course I am.
18:26Gilligan, now I remember.
18:28I ate a banana, too,
18:29when I went to the lagoon.
18:31Why, yes, so did I.
18:33Somehow, eating a banana
18:35reverses the effect of the nuts in your dessert, Gilligan.
18:39And now, because you've been very good girls and boys,
18:42you can have a special treat.
18:44Nice, juicy bananas.
18:47Mmm, that's very tasty, Gilligan.
18:51Oh, by George, that banana was tasty.
18:54Lovey, dear, remind me to try and corner the banana market.
18:58Oh, yes, of course there's, Tim.
19:00Hmm, that did it.
19:01The bananas made them themselves again.
19:04What about the skipper?
19:05Eat your bananas, skipper.
19:06Yeah, I don't want a banana.
19:08I want a catcher's man.
19:09Don't you want to grow up to be a big boy?
19:12I am a big boy.
19:15Logically, we can't argue with that.
19:17What is going on here?
19:20It seems we were all regressed to a childish state for a period.
19:24Only the skipper is still in that state.
19:26Oh, splendid.
19:26We'll leave him that way, and that way we'll get him to do all the chores.
19:32He'll never know the difference.
19:34Gosh, I couldn't do that to the skipper.
19:36That'd be, like, unfair.
19:37He did it to you, Gilligan.
19:39In fact, we all did, assigning you all the chores we didn't want to do ourselves.
19:43Marianne's right.
19:44We did sort of gang up on you, Gilligan.
19:46Gee, I didn't mind, really, but what about the skipper?
19:49Maybe if we all joined forces to make him eat the banana.
19:52Oh, dear.
19:54Ganging up again.
19:55Now, doing something together to help someone isn't ganging up, Mrs. Howell.
19:58Now, skipper, if you don't eat that banana, then all of us are going to be very disappointed in you,
20:02and you know what that means.
20:11Hey, Gilligan, not bad.
20:13But I still like that dessert of yours better.
20:15Okay, that does it.
20:21We've assigned all the chores equally.
20:23Sorry, little buddy, for the way we treated you before.
20:26That's okay, skipper.
20:27Gilligan, I've been wondering, that approach you took to get the skipper to eat,
20:31telling him that we'd all be disappointed in him.
20:33How did you ever think of that?
20:35I got it out of a book.
20:36My book on child guidance?
20:38No, my book on detective stories.
20:40See right here.
20:41All the bad guys are talking to a guy who double-crossed them,
20:43and the leader says, if you don't tell us where you hid the dough,
20:46we'll all be disappointed in you, Louie.
20:48And you know what that means.
20:54Boy, it's good to be my own age again.
21:05I promise you, little buddy, no more ganging up and taking advantage of you.
21:09And I'll never take advantage of another human being either,
21:12not even when I do crossword puzzles.
21:14Gilligan, crossword puzzles are something you do by yourself.
21:17Who can you take advantage of?
21:19Myself.
21:20Whenever there's a word I can't figure out,
21:22I wait until I'm not looking, then I check in the dictionary.
21:26Gilligan, that's ridiculous.
21:28How can you not be looking at something you're doing yourself?
21:31Easy, skipper.
21:32I close my eyes.
21:33If you close your eyes, then you can't check the dictionary.
21:38Gosh.
21:39Maybe that's why I never find any answers.
21:41Good night, little buddy.
21:45Good night, skipper.
21:47See ya.
21:47Good night, skipper.
21:51Good night, skipper.
21:53Good night, skipper.
21:53Good night, skipper.
21:54Good night, skipper.
21:55Good night, skipper.
21:56Good night, skipper.
21:57Good night, skipper.
21:58Good night, skipper.
21:59Good night, skipper.
22:00Good night, skipper.
22:01Good night, skipper.
22:02Good night, skipper.
22:03Good night, skipper.
22:04Good night, skipper.
22:05Good night, skipper.
22:06Good night, skipper.
22:07Good night, skipper.
22:08Good night, skipper.
22:09Good night, skipper.
22:10Good night, skipper.
22:11Good night, skipper.
22:12Good night, skipper.
22:13Good night, skipper.
22:14Good night, skipper.
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