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00:00Hey Lou, this smells pretty good. What is it?
00:16A bun!
00:19That's not a dinner, it's one of my chemistry experiments!
00:24Yuck! How many times have I told you not to use our pots and pans for your experiments?
00:34Hey, stop it! I've invented super rubber! It bounces higher each time!
00:42Well, stop it before it wrecks the house!
00:45Okay, okay!
00:48Stop it!
00:51Ouch!
00:54Ouch!
01:02Hey, Rabbit!
01:04It bounces just as good sideways...
01:07...as it does up and down!
01:10Do something to stop it!
01:14It bounces hotter all the time!
01:18Open the closet door, Rabbit!
01:25That's using your head, Lou!
01:29Abbot!
01:34Grab it, Rabbit!
01:37Relax, Lou! I got it out of the house!
01:41I'm getting out of here!
01:46Wait for me, Rabbit!
01:48It's your invention, Costello! Stay in there and grab it!
01:56Hey, Rabbit! I've got it! I've got it!
02:02Costello!
02:06Hey, Rabbit!
02:09How's it going, Costello?
02:10How's it going, Costello?
02:11Maybe it'll bounce out of the neighborhood?
02:14I hope it bounces out of the country!
02:19Let that be a lesson to you, Costello.
02:22No more experiments!
02:23No more experiments.
02:25I'm a bad boy!
02:30Hey, ya bad!
02:34Costello, come back here!
02:37Stop it!
02:43I'll stop it.
02:46Hurry, Costello.
02:49We'll dump it out in the country.
02:53Never do something!
03:00Okay, you guys!
03:02Pull down to the curb!
03:10Oh, boy!
03:13You explain to the officer, Lou.
03:18I can explain everything, officer.
03:23Okay, Max. Start explaining.
03:28Bats!
03:32I hope this dynamite does the trick.
03:34Yippee! You did it, Albert! You did it!
03:47You blew it into a million pieces!
03:51You did what?
03:53We'll explain, officer.
03:55You see, I was experimenting with my chemistry set.
04:04And I dumped the stuff in the sink.
04:08And it started bouncing.
04:11Hold it!
04:13Hold it!
04:14Don't tell me!
04:17Tell it to the judge!
04:21You and your experiments.
04:23Well, Albert, I guess that's the way the ball bounces!
04:26I want my long run!
04:32Oh, Blue!
04:33Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:45Up, hell, three, four!
04:47Up, hell, three, four!
04:48Up, hell, three, four!
04:49Hurry up, Blue.
04:50Do you want to get captured by the enemy?
04:53captured by the enemy what enemy i'm not mad at anybody this is a make-believe battle the enemy
04:59is the green army and we are the blue army what a black and blue army you mean if you don't shape
05:05up costello i won't let you carry my pack anymore oh so you better lou now where did he go
05:23how did you ever get in a mess like that lou easy i enlisted here grab a hold of my rifle careful
05:33don't touch the trigger oh you touched it
05:38lucky we had our helmets on harvest in your case i don't think it makes much difference
05:54now thanks to you we'll never catch up with our outfit i'm a bad boy
06:04there's a house maybe we can call back to the base from there
06:07this is gluck calling the planet bleep we have established headquarters on the planet earth
06:18and are awaiting further instructions look look two earth creatures approaching our headquarters
06:25destroy them bleep if there's anything i hate it's nosy earth creatures you go see if they got a phone
06:33while i wait here and reconnoiter the area reconnoiter the area that must be army doc meaning sneak off
06:45that's a lot of the way i would like to say to the base i'd like to keep that one on the way
06:51you got a lot of the way you have to pay off
06:52you got to pay off
06:54you got to pay off
07:02The natives are very unfriendly, Abbott!
07:06Aha!
07:07Do you know what we've stumbled onto, Costello?
07:10Who stumbled?
07:11I was parched!
07:13That's the headquarters of the Green Army,
07:15and if we capture it single-handedly,
07:17we'd be heroes and get promoted.
07:20You sneak up on them, ooh,
07:22and I'll keep you covered from these rocks.
07:25Now I know what he meant by single-handedly!
07:29Uh-oh!
07:30Oh, the little fat ones approaching again.
07:33Give him a blast of the old freezer ray.
07:42I told you to dress warmer when we go on these maneuvers, Lou.
07:47Ooh!
07:48Ow!
07:49Ow!
07:52I'm giving you one more chance
07:54to help me capture that headquarters, Costello.
07:57I'm ready to turn the heat on them, Abbott!
08:00Ow!
08:01Ow!
08:03Now all I need is a secret weapon or something.
08:08Ah!
08:09That was a secret weapon that I bet the Pentagon
08:12hasn't even got wind of yet!
08:14Here, kitty, kitty!
08:15Nice kitty!
08:17Okay, kitty!
08:18Do your duty!
08:22What's that?
08:25No doubt, some kind of horrible gas weapon.
08:28Quick, bleak!
08:29Activate your flight belt,
08:30and let's get out of here!
08:32Right, gluck!
08:33Now that's what I call a retreat!
08:35Nice work, Lou!
08:36Uh-huh!
08:38So this is where you two deserters have been hiding out.
08:40But, Sarge, we're not deserters.
08:41We just captured this Green Army Headquarters.
08:42That's right, Sarge!
08:43And I did it with my little secret weapon.
08:44Huh?
08:45A skirk!
08:46Yow!
08:47Yow!
08:48Yow!
08:49Yow!
08:50Wow!
08:51What a weapon!
08:53But it's no secret anymore!
08:55Yow!
08:56Hi, fellas!
08:57Have to cut room for one more in your eyes!
08:59Oh, no!
09:00No!
09:01No!
09:02No!
09:03No!
09:04No!
09:05No!
09:06No!
09:07No!
09:08No!
09:09No!
09:10No!
09:11No!
09:12No!
09:13No!
09:14No!
09:15I got room for one more in your army.
09:17I'm turning a little gray!
09:19Super Terra, the criminal of tomorrow, visits big city's art museum.
09:33But not for cultural reasons.
09:36My molecular art regenerator ray gun can bring to life the subject of any painting.
09:42Observe that prehistoric artwork.
09:43artwork. Go to the diamond exchange and bring me the diamonds. He should be back
09:55any second now. Good, right on time, as you were. Back to your picture. I'll hide the
10:07diamonds and be back. Rhymes away! Abbott and Costello's space private eyes are
10:15assigned the difficult task of tracking down the diamond thief. Why would a stone
10:19age monster steal diamonds, Costello? Maybe he wanted some shiny stones for a
10:24change. And why would he hide in this art museum? And why am I made up like an artist, Abbott?
10:30Because you're going to catch the monster with these brushes. And I'm giving you the
10:35brush right now. So long, Abbott. Wait, Costello. These brushes do special things.
10:40Like what? One shoots crying gas, one a smoke screen, and one freezes anything it hits.
10:46You're clever, Abbott. You stay here and make like a nod, student, while I look around for clues.
10:52Right. I'll remove Goliath from his picture and rob the city bank. Uh-oh, it's that Snoop's
11:00space private eye, Costello. I must get rid of him. Who knows? I might even become an
11:06owner of Vincent Van Gogh-Go. Go get him, Goliath.
11:13There. That looks more like a daisy. Wow! You're no daisy!
11:21What am I running for? I've got my brushes. Have a smoke screen.
11:33One person, Goliath. Cover them.
11:40Hey, you're back! This crying gasp better work!
11:45Hey, you're back!
11:50This crying gasp better work!
11:56Hey, you're back! I got him! I got him! I got him!
12:03Goliath, what happened?
12:05Get back into your picture, you big crybaby!
12:11What happened, Gastella?
12:13I got Goliath with your brushes!
12:15You got what?
12:16Goliath! I smoked them out! I'm frozen! I made him cry like a baby!
12:23Nonsense! The only Goliath you saw was in that painting over there. And give me those brushes before you hurt yourself with them. Meanwhile, you better relax while I look around.
12:35He didn't believe you, did he?
12:43What nonsense is it now, Gastella?
12:50Go get them, saber-toothed tiger!
12:56And fire-breathing dragon!
13:01And abominable snowman!
13:06And last but not least, Super Terror!
13:09Crimes away!
13:11Get them both!
13:15That Super Terror has live paintings!
13:17And he did it with that off-regenerator ray gun!
13:21I'll just give him a triple dose of my yuck-yuck laughing gas!
13:26I'll take that tricky ray gun if you don't mind!
13:42I don't mind!
13:44Now all of you, get back to your paintings!
13:50Now I think they're getting the picture!
13:56Look, Gastella!
13:58The abominable snowman took Super Terror into the picture with him!
14:02Yeah!
14:03I can just hear him say,
14:05I was framed!
14:14On a strange uncharted island far out at sea,
14:18the arch criminal Professor Sinister is finishing a diabolical weapon!
14:22At long last, Destructo!
14:24My robot rocket is ready for launching!
14:27And I, Professor Sinister, will be the ruler of the Earth!
14:31Go, Destructo, and announce my coming to my future slaves!
14:36The rocket comes to rest in mid-center park of Metropole City!
14:42And the twisted genius of Professor Sinister becomes evident!
14:48Attention to the words of my master, Professor Sinister!
14:54Unless you accept him as ruler of the world,
14:58you will be destroyed by 10,000 Destructo robots such as I!
15:04Now observe his mighty power!
15:08Help!
15:10Help!
15:12Help!
15:13Let that be a warning!
15:18Space private eyes Abbott and Costello are immediately alerted!
15:23Quiet, Costello! It's the Chief!
15:25I didn't say a word!
15:27Abbott and Costello, find Professor Sinister's island lab and destroy it!
15:32Right, Chief!
15:33What do we do now?
15:36Go ashore and destroy it!
15:39That's easy to say, but how?
15:42By sheer muscular strength, Costello! Yours!
15:46Mine? You're kidding!
15:48Why, I'm so weak I fall asleep running after a bus!
15:52Not if I shoot you with my electro-energy gun!
15:55It'll make you the strongest man in the world!
15:58Oh, yeah? How do I know it'll work?
16:00See that bug near your foot?
16:02Uh-huh!
16:03Watch!
16:04Hey!
16:05Oh!
16:06Oh!
16:07Oh!
16:08Oh!
16:09Oh!
16:10Oh!
16:11Oh!
16:12Oh!
16:13Oh!
16:14Oh!
16:15Oh!
16:16Oh!
16:17Oh!
16:18Oh!
16:19Oh!
16:20Oh!
16:21Oh!
16:22Oh!
16:23Oh!
16:24Oh!
16:25Oh!
16:26Oh!
16:27Oh!
16:28Oh!
16:29Oh!
16:30Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:32Oh!
16:33Oh!
16:34Oh!
16:35Oh!
16:36Oh!
16:37Oh!
16:38Oh!
16:39Although,
16:43Oh!
16:44Oh!
16:45Oh!
16:46Oh!
16:47Oh!
16:48Oh!
16:49Oh!
16:50Hey, Abbott!
16:52Mayday! Mayday!
16:54Request emergency repairs.
16:56What's the matter, Costello?
16:58I'm weak. How come I'm not strong anymore?
17:01The effects wore off.
17:03I'll give you a stronger shot.
17:08Let me at him!
17:11You're repaired, Destructo.
17:13What happened?
17:15There are intruders on the island, Master.
17:18Abbott and Costello, space private eyes.
17:21Crush them! Crush them!
17:24Yes, Master.
17:26I shall crush them good.
17:28How about a punch in the nose?
17:33And a scalp treatment.
17:37Mayday! Mayday!
17:39Intruder approaching lab! Intruder approaching lab!
17:42I'll shatter him with my anti-anything shatter shell gun.
17:49Those bullets tickle my hands!
17:54Like swatting mosquitoes!
17:57Out of my way, you pile of tin!
18:01You'll never get through this 14-ply tempered steel door!
18:07Look up, 14-ply tempered steel door!
18:10I give up!
18:11You're under arrest, Professor Sinister!
18:16And as for you, Destructo, wreck everything on this island or I'll make scrap iron out of you!
18:23Yes, Master.
18:24Well, he sure wrecked Professor Sinister's lab.
18:25But what'll we do with Destructo now?
18:26That's easy, Abbott.
18:27We'll get him a job wrecking all buildings for the city!
18:29Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:30Wreck everything on this island, or I'll make scrap iron out of you.
18:35Yes, master.
18:39Well, he sure wrecked Professor Simonson's lab.
18:42But what'll we do with Destructo now?
18:44That's easy, Abbott.
18:46We'll get him a job wrecking all buildings for the city.
19:00And now, fellow Romans, the main event of the afternoon, the slave gladiators.
19:17Sir, this is the Roman Colosseum.
19:20Will you wash it with that sword, Costello?
19:23Sorry, Abbott.
19:24Now pay attention. The Emperor is about to speak.
19:31All hail mighty Caesar!
19:34Slaves, I offer freedom to the gladiator who can defeat the Mad Mongolian.
19:40The Mad Mongolian!
19:46So, only two men among you. So be it. Let the contest begin.
19:56What contest is he talking about, Abbott?
19:58The one between you and him.
20:07If that's the Mad Mongolian, then I'm a scary cat!
20:14Come back here!
20:20Now take this spear and go fight that big ape.
20:23But he's 40 feet tall!
20:26And you're going to let that stop you from winning me my freedom?
20:30Now get going!
20:37Ready or not, here I come!
20:42Hey! Cut that out! I can't see!
20:45So, you wanna fight dirty, huh?
20:49Take that!
20:50Now get in there and show them what you're made of!
20:51I know what I'm made of!
20:52I just don't wanna explode it all over the arena!
20:53Now get in there and show them what you're made of!
20:57I know what I'm made of!
20:58I just don't wanna explode it all over the arena!
21:02Uh-oh!
21:03Uh-oh!
21:04Hey, you're back!
21:08The spear, Crisella, the spear!
21:09Ha!
21:10Ha!
21:11Ha!
21:12Ha!
21:13Ha!
21:14Ha!
21:15Ha!
21:16Ha!
21:17Ha!
21:18Ha!
21:19Ha!
21:20The spear, Crisella, the spear!
21:22Come here!
21:43Hey, Yabba!
21:52What are those, Abbott?
21:54Flying sandals.
21:56They belong to my friend Mercury.
21:58How do you start them?
22:00Like this.
22:02Wow!
22:04Wow!
22:06Wow!
22:08Wow!
22:10Wow!
22:12Wow!
22:14Wow!
22:16Wow!
22:18Wow!
22:20Wow!
22:22Wow!
22:24Wow!
22:26Wow!
22:28Wow!
22:30Wow!
22:32Hey, you're back!
22:34Wow!
22:40Hooray!
22:44Because of your brave performance,
22:48I hereby grant freedom to you both.
22:50Do you hear that Abbott?
22:52We're free as a bird!
22:54Hey!
22:56Stop yourself!
22:58Again!
23:00Go!
23:02Wow!
23:04Wow!
23:06Great galloping goths!
23:08Call out the centurion guard!
23:10A fine job you did of getting us free!
23:12Well, gee, Abbott!
23:14At least now we can ruin our own lives!
23:16Yeah, as long as we run fast enough!
23:18A thousand florids to the one who captures them!
23:20Run, Castello, run!
23:22Run, Castello, run!
23:24I'm Mamba gladiator!
23:26I want my Mamba gladiator!
23:28I want my Mamba gladiator!
23:30I want my Mamba gladiator!
23:34I want my Mamba!
23:36I want my love, love!
23:52Come on, Costello, we gotta get busy and find you a job in this town, so we can eat.
23:56That's very thoughtful of you, Appet, cause I am hungry.
24:00Help! Help! Save me! It's old Sarkoos!
24:04I've had it! I'm giving up this bounty hunting business! Help!
24:12Help! Help!
24:14That's one business they won't get me into, blind hunting for money. No, sir!
24:20Psst! Hey, you two. Say, you boys looking for extra cash?
24:26Nope, just cash.
24:29Good! We got a $50 bounty on old Sawtooth, the mountain lion. Bring him in and the money is yours.
24:37I don't think you're not interested.
24:39$50, eh? Okay, we'll take the job.
24:43Don't worry, Lou. I know you can do it. I'll even give you expert advice. Come on.
24:49The first step in hunting a lion is to find the lion.
24:57This is expert advice.
24:59Keep your ears peeled and your eyes to the ground.
25:01You make me sound like a potato.
25:03Boy, I hope this lion isn't as hungry as I am.
25:07Hey, Abbott.
25:09I got a tip for you.
25:11Tip?
25:12Yeah. I think I know where I'll sort of do this.
25:15When?
25:16Right behind me.
25:18Why didn't you capture him, Costello?
25:30Cause I hate to harm animals, especially big, fierce, dangerous ones.
25:37This is how big time lion hunters do it in Africa.
25:41We just move up along the side of old Sawtooth, and I slip a net over him.
25:46It's that simple.
25:50Uh-oh. Hey, stop.
25:51What do those big game hunters do now, Abbott?
25:54Hit the brakes. What else?
25:56YOW!
25:58This game is foolproof. He'll just follow my instructions.
26:13When old Sawtooth pokes his head out and roars, you put that snake in between his jaws.
26:19But I...
26:20Then he'll be helpless. Here he comes. Go on.
26:23Now's your chance. Put the stick in.
26:28I know it won't work. Nothing ever does.
26:33I... Hey! Look, Abbott! It worked!
26:37He can't move his jaws. We did it!
26:41Of course I did it.
26:43Now be quiet while I figure out how to divide the 50 bucks.
26:47So you don't try to get it all.
26:49We might even go into the bounty business.
26:51Yeah! This was easy!
26:56Uh-oh!
27:00Hey, Lou!
27:01Where are you?
27:02Where did you go?
27:04Help, Abbott! I'm in here! Help!
27:09What are you trying to do? Ruin my business?
27:12Get out of here!
27:13My business isn't doing so good in here, you know!
27:16Gangway!
27:18Help!
27:19That's enough for me! I'm quitting!
27:25There's nothing worse than a quitter!
27:27Yeah, there is! A dead quitter!
27:30Open those jailhouse guards! We're coming in!
27:33Oh, good! I see you've brought in old Sawtooth at last.
27:37I'm not sure I'm bringing Poe in!
27:43This'll mean a nice bounty for you boys!
27:46Yeah, but how do we get out of this sub without letting old Sawtooth out?
27:50That's a problem that's gonna take some real long thinking!
27:58I just hope we can keep running until you're finished thinking!
28:02Hey, you're back!
28:08Save your breath and keep running!
28:11If I run any faster, I'll be chasing the lion!
28:15I want my mama!
28:25I want my mama!
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