Fall in for laughs and mischief with Laverne & Shirley in the Army, the animated spin-off of the hit sitcom that sends America’s favorite roommates into boot camp! Joined by their talking pig sidekick Sgt. Squealy, Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney bumble their way through military life, turning every mission and marching order into a hilarious misadventure. Packed with slapstick humor, quirky characters, and that classic Hanna-Barbera charm, Laverne & Shirley in the Army brings comedy and chaos to the front lines of Saturday morning fun. 🎖️😂🐷 #LaverneAndShirleyInTheArmy #80sCartoonVibes #HannaBarbera #CartoonComedy #ClassicCartoonFun #CartoonThrowback #RetroCartoons #CultCartoons #AnimatedSitcom #CartoonLegends #SlapstickToons #RetroAnimation #ClassicTVToons #CartoonLaughs
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00:01Laverne, let's join the army!
00:03You watch her!
00:07Where do I sign up?
00:09I'm with you!
00:16A commanding pig!
00:19Shoot it on that, Laverne!
00:23Help!
00:24Join the army, you said!
00:30Stop!
00:36Stop!
00:47So that tiny jumping ball on the TV screen is where the army thingamajig is, right, Laverne?
00:52Satellite, Feeny.
00:54You are monitoring important military equipment.
00:57Act like you know what you're doing.
00:59Yeah, sure.
01:00If you don't want to displease the pig, learn the term.
01:03Oh, look!
01:04That bounce-and-blippy ball is gone berserk!
01:07What?
01:08Have you two monitoring misfits sabotage now?
01:10Do something, Laverne!
01:12That harsh noise is hurting my ears!
01:14That military satellite is malfunctioning!
01:17Execute the appropriate response, Laverne!
01:20I don't know beans from malfunctioning satellites!
01:23Give me a hand, Squealy!
01:26Now that's a clever little lever!
01:29Eww!
01:30I don't think Squealy's dealing well with this emergency, Laverne!
01:33Whoa!
01:34Somebody stop me!
01:36What's the meaning of this soldier?
01:39We have a satellite emergency on our hands here!
01:42Yes, sir!
01:43We're on top of the situation, sir!
01:45Hey, what's the scoop with that wacky satellite anyway?
01:48It crashed!
01:49High in the mysterious mountain range of Upper Saxonia!
01:53Upper Saxonia?
01:54Upper Saxonia!
01:55Upper Saxonia!
01:56Upper Saxonia!
01:57A cloud-shrouded, unexplored region where many old-fated adventurers have disappeared!
02:02And forever!
02:03Forever?
02:04Yeah!
02:05That's satellite's top secret military equipment!
02:09Your mission is to bring it back before some enemy finds it!
02:13Yes, sir!
02:14We'll embark on the search and recovery mission right away, sir!
02:19No way!
02:20Sounds more to me like a search and disappear mission!
02:23Count me out, squealies!
02:25Beat tooth!
02:26Then again, Upper Saxonia's probably got a lot more going for it than the saccade, Cheryl!
02:31Move it out under double!
02:37It came from the sky, but it is not a meteor!
02:40No, this is man-made!
02:42It is of iron!
02:44But what is it, my lord?
02:46Perhaps a clock, or a compass, or some kind of battle ball!
02:49Take it to the castle, and keep your eye out for intruders!
02:52Perhaps this strange object will help in my conquest of the modern world!
02:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:58This is ridiculous, Levert!
03:01Hey, squealie!
03:02Isn't there an easier way to get to Upper Saxonia?
03:05You know, like an army chopper or an elevator?
03:07Lay off the torch, DeFazio!
03:10Ugh!
03:11And concentrate on gaining ground!
03:14Ow!
03:15Stop it!
03:16Ah!
03:17Whoa!
03:18Whoa!
03:19Whoa!
03:20Yo!
03:21Whoa!
03:22Uh, your ledge, huh?
03:25E...E-E-E-E-E-GLE!
03:31Ah!
03:32Whoa!
03:34This is not my idea of a swingin' high old time, squealie!
03:39We'll have to deal harshly with these intruders, if they are so bold as to enter our secret realm.
03:44our secret realm handcuffed to barrettes the pig pulls through again yeah lucky for us you didn't
03:51pull us through the air right smack to the bottom of this cliff on your baby recruits our mission
03:56has only just started squealy we need time to freshen up you never know what kind of company
04:01we'll run into up here would you believe a company a weird soldier sure you dare enter the realm of
04:08the dark knight uh daring isn't exactly our strong point just watch how you talk to this u.s. army
04:16secret detail foot soldier you outdated troop is better shape up that gear you're wearing is as old
04:22as the hill a real bona fide genuine pig that's correct a commanding pig but it's sorry to you
04:30motley troops yes sire a commanding pig venture no further on foot sire we will carry the news of
04:38your arrival to the dark knight what's with these characters bowing to a pig and who's this dark
04:44knight you got me you sure put them in their place squealy that's as it should be laying from it
04:51when the pig speaks the troops listen we've got a secret satellite to find so listen up move it out
04:57you're certain it was a pig a commanding pig positive milord with two women at last the legend is being
05:09fulfilled a soldierly pig will come to command the armies and the dark knight will conquer the world
05:15ha ha ha ha ha oh mickey we must welcome everything pig this forest is creepy squealy let's head back
05:23ha ha ha no way we're getting closer to the satellite soldierinas the detective beep's getting louder
05:30check out that route search troops they'll regroup down the line the satellite search is a drag
05:36i'd rather be entertaining the troops you know those cute out of date soldiers
05:40Well, Vern, don't be so forward.
05:42We don't even know those guys.
05:45You're right, Cheryl, but I have a hunch we're about to.
05:48We'd better say something to them.
05:50Help!
05:51Could have sworn I heard them trooperettes.
05:57Climb upon the military chair of honor, commanding Pete.
06:05And just who do you think you are?
06:07Your big excellency, I am the Dark Knight.
06:11At ease, soldier.
06:13Let me see.
06:14Dear, dear devil, dog...
06:16Hey!
06:17That's my army manual, you debasing recruit.
06:19Get a hold of yourself.
06:21It is true.
06:22You are a most powerful and valiant pig.
06:25Be seated, sire.
06:26You're motorpools behind the time, soldier.
06:29But, uh, serviceable.
06:31Help!
06:33What's this?
06:34My trooperettes captured by enemy commander?
06:37Hold that wagon!
06:39Stop this chair!
06:40Release my recruits now!
06:42Hey, that's an order!
06:43Upper Saxonian legend speaks of a mythic soldier pig,
06:46but nowhere does it mention women soldiers, excellency.
06:49Soldier, you are out of line, out of your depth, and out of dates.
06:54We're on an official US of A mission.
06:56Stop!
06:57How rude!
07:00Just throwing us in this filthy work detail like common criminals.
07:04I agree.
07:06And he's rude.
07:07Having grapes between my toes really doesn't do it to me.
07:11Yes!
07:12We've got to figure a way out of here, Laverne.
07:14That's a cinch.
07:15All we've got to do is get by that bruiser over there.
07:18Hey, what's the big rush, Cheryl?
07:20Slow it down, you two.
07:22Keep running!
07:24Faster!
07:25Look!
07:26Get him!
07:27Get here!
07:28With us, Laverne!
07:29Stop that running!
07:31Whoa!
07:32Stop!
07:33Jump, Laverne!
07:36We made it, Cheryl.
07:39Terrific plan.
07:40You do look a mess, Laverne.
07:42Look who's talking.
07:44Little Miss Squash straight for self.
07:46Let's get out of here.
07:47I refuse to stay in your fancy barracks, soldier.
07:53I know you have our military satellite somewhere in this castle.
07:56Ah, you mean the machine that fell from the sky.
08:00Satellite, you backward barbarian.
08:02Hand it over and release my troops before I put all of Upper Saxonia on report.
08:08Only if you become my bigotier general.
08:11Now that's treason, Tin Man.
08:13You're in deep trouble with that one.
08:14Sire, you must fulfill the legend and lead my armies to total victory.
08:18Me?
08:19A traitor?
08:20Against the US of A?
08:22Ha, ha, ha!
08:23Never!
08:24I will win you over, proud pig.
08:27There's no confining this pig in an enemy stronghold.
08:32My mission is clear.
08:34My duty unshaken.
08:36Yeah!
08:39Not quite according to plan.
08:42Wait, wait!
08:44How can these people live this way?
08:47What can I say?
08:48They're primitive, uncouth, without class.
08:51I mean, really.
08:53The whole place is like a barn.
08:55It even smells like one.
08:57Horses, Laverne.
08:58It's our way out of here.
08:59It's also their way in here.
09:01You know those thugs in miniskirts and tights?
09:05Let's not lose our heads, Laverne.
09:07I have an idea how we can sneak out of here.
09:08I must retrieve that US of A top-secret military satellite before that dark knight examines it and learns its scientific secrets.
09:17I'm getting warmer.
09:20Oof!
09:20As you were, recruit, my mission is urgent.
09:23Let me pass.
09:24You must return to the luxury of your tower chamber, pig-sire, sir.
09:28Your answer to the top, Brad?
09:30Fear and subordination, soldier.
09:33Whoa!
09:34Yes!
09:36Lift, Laverne!
09:37Give me a break, Cheryl.
09:39I can hardly lift my own arms in this steel outfit.
09:43Now to sit up.
09:45Yo!
09:47Help!
09:50Ah!
09:52Whoa, boy!
09:54How do you like that?
09:56You set up a getaway horse, and the pig piles on and makes off with it.
10:00Quick, Laverne, let's follow him out of here.
10:04Somebody's coming again.
10:06Let's make tracks.
10:07Troops, retreat.
10:08Don't go out there.
10:11Now you tell us.
10:14With those two recruits, a pig's work is half a dime.
10:22What's the case, Laverne?
10:23I don't know, but I got a feeling it's not a football game.
10:27Uh-oh, Cheryl.
10:28I don't like this.
10:34That valiant pig is a great soldier.
10:37He escaped the tower and rescued his comrades.
10:40Challenge our valorous pig-worthy knight.
10:42We will test his bravery.
10:44That knight in shining armor is headed our way, Laverne.
10:47And I don't think he's bringing us flowers.
10:50Don't just sit there, squeeley.
10:51Say something.
10:52Judge!
10:53Judge!
10:54Judge!
10:54Judge!
10:54Judge!
10:54Judge!
10:55Judge!
10:55Judge!
10:56Judge!
10:56Judge!
10:57Whoa!
10:57Whoa!
11:02Whoa!
11:02Whoa!
11:03And this is the easy part, Cheryl.
11:08We still have to land!
11:10Yow!
11:11Yow!
11:11On your feet, cavalry cadet, back to basic training for you.
11:18Excellent horsemanship, your pig-nificent.
11:21Enough of the flippin' flattery, knight trooper.
11:24In the name of the U.S. Army, I command you to give us back our secret satellite.
11:28Half my kingdom is yours, commanding pig, if you lend your military prowess to my loyal armies.
11:34Out of the question!
11:37Guards, return the fearless pig to the tower!
11:40Oh, no you don't.
11:42You'll have to catch me first, enemy trooper.
11:45Stop that galloping pig!
11:46Oh!
11:51I shall return!
11:53I will reclaim all U.S. property!
11:55The enemy lines are now clearly drawn.
11:59I have an idea that'll win over the pig's allegiance.
12:02Very soon, he'll lead my armies.
12:04Ha ha ha ha!
12:06Now, this place has class!
12:08Much spiffier than that public grace.
12:11Well, I'm not that crazy about it, but I am grateful these stuffed chairs were here to land on.
12:15Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
12:18I'm really not cut out to be a damsel in distress, Laverne.
12:21So we go for the tower escape, then.
12:23What do we got to lose?
12:24Only our lives, maybe.
12:26That's all.
12:27This will definitely win over the heart of our commanding pig.
12:31My inventive genius serves me well.
12:33Ha ha ha ha!
12:35Now, to set this most charming and attractive trap!
12:38Ha ha ha ha!
12:40I've heard of climbing the walls, but this is ridiculous!
12:43Just don't look down, Laverne.
12:45Whatever you do, don't look down!
12:48Uh-oh, Cheryl!
12:49I just looked down, and I think we better start back up.
12:53Oh, no!
12:54The Dark Knight!
12:55Hurry, Laverne!
12:56Climb back up before he sees us!
12:58Whoa!
13:00Oh!
13:02Who goes there?
13:03Oh, it's just Laverne and me.
13:05Yeah, I just dropped in for our afternoon swim.
13:08Halt!
13:09Halt!
13:09In the name of the Dark Knight!
13:14Now the trap is set to lure that pig-headed commander!
13:17I'll bet that orange-flat cowards put my trooper-eds in the tower!
13:27Farsi out!
13:28Feeney!
13:29Open up!
13:30Are you in there?
13:31Help!
13:33What's this?
13:36A pig-ette?
13:38In distress?
13:39Help!
13:41Do not be alarmed!
13:42Eight trained and true army pig-els at you three!
13:46Help!
13:47I'll be up there in two shakes of a pig's tail!
13:50Excellent!
13:51And yet, pig has taken the bait!
13:53Ha-ha-ha!
13:54I'll have that soldier pig in the palm of my hand!
13:57Help!
13:59Don't breathe another word there, pig-ette!
14:02Squealy!
14:03Sir, Squealy!
14:04We'll attend to this rescue mission!
14:06Oh!
14:09Never fear when the pig is near!
14:13Over there, Laverne!
14:15Through the wall!
14:15Oh, terrific, Cheryl!
14:17We just got out of the castle, and now we're gonna escape back into it!
14:21Come on, Laverne!
14:22It's either this or squashing grapes again!
14:24I don't know, Cheryl!
14:26Something tells me I'd rather be a grape squasher than a drenched water raft!
14:29Don't be so negative, Laverne!
14:32See?
14:32The perfect escape room!
14:34Right here, waiting for us!
14:36Looks like this dark night creep likes to tinker around a bit!
14:39Quite a bit!
14:40Just look at this whatchamacallit!
14:43That's an old-time cannonball tosser, Cheryl!
14:45A catapult!
14:46Well, it certainly could use a good justice!
14:49Hi, Cheryl!
14:50Someone's coming!
14:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:53The pig's extraordinary!
14:56Even has a commanding presence with females!
14:59Now, reel in the love-sick pig!
15:03Hey!
15:04Where you going, my romantic runtlet?
15:06Hum, hum!
15:07Hum, hum, hum, hum!
15:09Oh, I read you now!
15:11My little porkykin's nose's secret escape route!
15:15Hum, hum!
15:16Hum, hum, hum!
15:17I wonder what that creepy night is up to, Laverne!
15:20You sure do know this fortress, my little tenderloin!
15:25I'm at your command!
15:26I'm like putty in your hands!
15:28Look at that, Laverne!
15:29I think it's piggy love!
15:31I'm looking, but I'm not believing!
15:34So, you like the little porker, eh, my pig-a-deer general?
15:38Hey!
15:39Show some respect for the lady soldier!
15:42And I am not your pig-a-deer general!
15:44Oh, yes you are!
15:45Unless you want me to throw this sweet damsel of a pig-a-deer in the dungeon!
15:49Just try it, tin soldier!
15:51Hey!
15:52That's what I'm looking for!
15:54That satellite's U.S. Army property!
15:57You'll pay for being pig-headed!
15:59I'll destroy this contraption!
16:01Hold your tin pants on, fella!
16:04Shame on you, Dark Knight!
16:05You're handling stolen goods!
16:08You've got the satellite, Squealy!
16:10Grab the pork-chopette and let's blow this joint!
16:13I think the pig-head and Squealy are so cute, Laverne!
16:16Yeah, looks like love at first going all right!
16:20Gods!
16:20Gods!
16:21Up to them gods!
16:22They went that way!
16:24At east, pig-head precious!
16:26Home, home, home!
16:27Those gods won't find us here!
16:30Make room for us!
16:33Home, home, home!
16:34Home, home, home!
16:34Home, home, home!
16:35Pig-head, come back!
16:37About face!
16:39You've got some effect on her, Squealy!
16:42Yeah, pork-lips!
16:43You sure drive them crazy!
16:48Oh, pig-head!
16:49Wake up!
16:50Look sharp!
16:51She's fainted!
16:53We've got to get her out of here, Laverne!
16:55Into the fresh air!
16:56But how?
16:58I've got an idea!
16:59Don't you budge from here!
17:00Be back in a jiffy!
17:01Laverne, what can we possibly do with that...
17:04that dirty gizmo?
17:06Catapult, Cheryl!
17:07This is our ticket out of here!
17:09Explain yourself, Devasio!
17:11This pork can get the oxygen fist!
17:14You're not going anywhere!
17:16Quick!
17:16Jump on!
17:17I hope you know what you're doing, Laverne!
17:19The Dark Knight looks real annoyed!
17:21Do something, Devasio!
17:23That's an order!
17:24Up, up, and away!
17:26No!
17:28What did you think of that launch, Cheryl?
17:30Great launch, but I'm a little concerned about our landing!
17:36It better be good, Devasio!
17:41And the pig-head will do the rest!
17:43Where is she?
17:44Pig-head!
17:44Oh, no!
17:45Pig-head!
17:46There she is, Squealy!
17:48Um, um, um, um, um!
17:50Oh!
17:51Pig-head!
17:52You're set!
17:54So wonders never cease!
17:56The pig's heart has really melted!
17:58He's hooked, Cheryl!
17:59Now, come on, Jing!
18:01Pig-head's hooked, all right!
18:02Now he'll serve my armies!
18:04My pig-head's machine will see to that!
18:06Machine?
18:08What?
18:09Pig-head!
18:10Stop!
18:10Stop!
18:14That pig-head machine's shorting out, Laverne!
18:17Ain't a hole to yourself, Bard-Lip!
18:19So you've been jilted by a broken-down pig-head machine!
18:22Big deal!
18:27Oh, no!
18:29It's running wild!
18:30Ah!
18:32Help!
18:34Help!
18:35Help!
18:36Help!
18:37Mount-up, Trooperettes!
18:39On the double, we've got what we came for!
18:42I'm sorry, Squealy!
18:44At ease!
18:44I knew that the pig-head was a secret weapon all the time!
18:48My horse!
18:49Come back!
18:50Guards!
18:51You won't get away!
18:53We've got to climb back now?
18:56Carrying this thing?
18:58That's correct, soldier-ettes!
18:59And snap to it!
19:01Ah!
19:02Let's just calmly rethink this plan, Squealy!
19:05Commanding pig!
19:06You cannot leave!
19:08The legend will be fulfilled!
19:10I either agree to be my pig-header general, or...
19:15Or what?
19:17Or you're all going to have to learn how to fly, fast!
19:21Oh, well, Squealy would be simply honored to leave you and your man!
19:25Absolutely!
19:26No problem at all!
19:28Look, you can even keep this old satellite as a bonus!
19:30No way!
19:32Sergeant Turnbuckle's gonna hear about this!
19:34Catch!
19:35Ah!
19:39Whoa!
19:39Whoa!
19:40Whoa!
19:40Whoa!
19:42Huh!
19:42I misjudged you, recruits!
19:44Good work!
19:45Now, you enemy troopers are in deep trouble!
19:48Court-martials, reprimands!
19:50And if we know Squealy, you guys will be very, very busy peeling potatoes!
19:57Keep your eyes on that monitor screen, Beanie!
20:00Depazio, would you mind not chewing gum while on duty?
20:03And why do you two troubled troopers always behave like campfire girls?
20:07Grow up!
20:08Assume responsibility!
20:10Relax, would you, Squealy?
20:12Don't take it out on us!
20:13It's not our fault your pigette turned out to be just a mechanical toy!
20:17Yeah, ease up a little!
20:18There are other pigettes in the sea, Squeal!
20:21Don't get personal, you two!
20:23An army pig has more to think about than a pig doll full of strings and gears!
20:28Sure we know!
20:30Like what?
20:31Like keeping you two sappy soldierettes in line!
20:34That's what!
20:35Stay tuned for that flamboyant flyboy Roger Ramjet coming up next!
20:43And on December 4th, Father Knows Best will be here for a full hour at 3 p.m. Eastern on the Family Channel!
20:50Let's goными!
20:58T스 astronomers say to your hunters, aren't even good Tracy.
21:02I ever know you've been necked!
21:03Not only because I've never rid of anybody, but I've never rid of anybody!
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