Fall in for laughs and mischief with Laverne & Shirley in the Army, the animated spin-off of the hit sitcom that sends America’s favorite roommates into boot camp! Joined by their talking pig sidekick Sgt. Squealy, Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney bumble their way through military life, turning every mission and marching order into a hilarious misadventure. Packed with slapstick humor, quirky characters, and that classic Hanna-Barbera charm, Laverne & Shirley in the Army brings comedy and chaos to the front lines of Saturday morning fun. 🎖️😂🐷 #LaverneAndShirleyInTheArmy #80sCartoonVibes #HannaBarbera #CartoonComedy #ClassicCartoonFun #CartoonThrowback #RetroCartoons #CultCartoons #AnimatedSitcom #CartoonLegends #SlapstickToons #RetroAnimation #ClassicTVToons #CartoonLaughs
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00:00Laverne, let's join the army!
00:02Watch out!
00:06Where do I sign up?
00:08I'm with you!
00:12Turn up!
00:15A commanding pig!
00:19Shoot it on that, Laverne!
00:23Help!
00:24Join the army, you said!
00:30Stop!
00:36Stop!
00:50I give up! I don't know where that thingamajig is!
00:53Thingamajig, that is no thingamajig, soldier!
00:57You're supposed to be tracking a dummy-missile dummy!
01:00But I still don't understand how!
01:02That's the chief dummy, Cheryl!
01:04He's sitting right next to you!
01:06Uh-huh!
01:07Insulting the commanding pig!
01:09That's the perfect ending to this official book of boop-ups
01:12that I'm turning over to Sargentine Buckle!
01:15Oh, look!
01:17A blip!
01:18Listen to all those marvelous little pings!
01:21Yeah, isn't Radar cute?
01:23There is nothing cute about the military-private peeny!
01:30I don't know, Squealy!
01:31That's pretty cute!
01:33That is it!
01:35The pig has had it up to here!
01:38Oh, look!
01:39That missile whatsoever is getting closer!
01:42Maybe...
01:43Too close?
01:45Whoa!
01:46Whoa!
01:47Whoa!
01:51Well, you were supposed to track that missile, not catch it!
01:54Picky-picky!
01:55At least we're safe!
01:56Not for long!
01:57The pig's gonna be real mad!
02:01The pig is real mad!
02:04And there is a certain Sargent Turnbuck with headquarters
02:07and it will be even madder when he sees my report!
02:10I'll cool it, Sausage Snout!
02:12It's just an accident!
02:13Like when you passed the Army IQ test!
02:16All right, all right!
02:18Just cut the chatter and get this tub headed back to shore!
02:22Uh, where's the key to start the engine?
02:24Cheryl!
02:25This is an outboard motor!
02:27You start it by pulling this cord, just like a lawnmower!
02:31Ooh!
02:32Except this mows water!
02:33That's close, Cheryl!
02:34Real close!
02:38Yay!
02:42Whoa!
02:45Laverne, watch out for that island!
02:47I think it has the right-of-way!
02:49Left turn, coming up!
02:52Well, so much for plan A!
02:55Laverne, we're gonna hit those buoys!
02:57Lean to one side!
02:59You toast, Squealy!
03:01Squealy!
03:04Help!
03:05Whoa!
03:06Make it stop!
03:07Poor Squealy!
03:08What do we say to him?
03:09Trust me, Cheryl!
03:10He'll do all the talking!
03:12Hey!
03:13Hey!
03:14Hey!
03:15Hey!
03:17Two girls and a wet pig are headed for our island!
03:20I don't like the looks of Miss Talbot!
03:22Don't worry, Dr. Yarkov!
03:24Leave them to me!
03:33Yes, Talbot!
03:34I believe you can take care of them!
03:40We're gonna crash!
03:41Not again!
03:42Oh!
03:43That's all we need!
03:44A storm!
03:45No!
03:46What we need is a court-martial!
03:47Correction!
03:48True court-martial!
03:49Ah, don't be such a party pooper!
03:50Why don't you just fix that boat so we can get off this island?
03:51Hey!
03:52I make the plans around here!
03:53And my plan is to try to fix that boat so we can get off this island!
03:56Meanwhile, you two can scout the area for a telephone!
03:57Come on, Cheryl!
03:58The fresh air will do us good!
03:59I don't know, Laverne!
04:00The night air!
04:01Without a sweater?
04:02Laverne!
04:03There's something on the path!
04:04Ladies!
04:05Please!
04:06It's all right!
04:07I don't know!
04:08It's all right!
04:09Let's have a room!
04:10Hi!
04:11Let's have a room!
04:12You're not ready for a room!
04:13It's all right!
04:14You're going to zoom in!
04:15The right room!
04:16I'm not ready for me, Pooper!
04:18Why don't you just fix that boat so we can get off this island!
04:21Hey, I'm ready for you!
04:24Why don't you fix that boat so we can get off this island?
04:25It's all right.
04:26I've got news for you.
04:27It's better than all right.
04:29Where'd you come from?
04:31And what kept you?
04:32I'm Talbot, assistant to Dr. Luther Yarkov,
04:35the most brilliant scientist in the world.
04:37And you?
04:38Oh, uh, us?
04:40Oh, well, we're Shirley and Laverne,
04:42uh, assistant to Squealy.
04:44Yeah, the most un-brilliant pig in the world.
04:46I heard that!
04:48Devasio Feek!
04:50Get back here on the double!
04:51Uh, speaking of the pig...
04:53Don't go away.
04:54Take a dash and we'll be back in a flash.
04:56I meant to scare them off, Dr. Yarkov,
04:58but the moon clouded over.
05:00You'll have your chance.
05:02You see that?
05:04The pig did not spend two years in the motor pool for nothing.
05:07Gee, the motor sounds great, Squealy.
05:10But, uh, what about that hole in the boat bottom?
05:13What hole?
05:15That hole.
05:18Have you two lost what little minds you have?
05:21Yeah, we are trapped on this island.
05:24Are you all right?
05:25We are now.
05:26We're trapped here.
05:28Ain't life cruel?
05:32The army appreciates your assistance, Mr. Talbot.
05:35If we can borrow your phone to call headquarters...
05:39I'm sorry, but there's no phone on our island.
05:42You hear that, you space cadets?
05:44There's no phone.
05:45Now, Sergeant Flambuck will mark us all AWOL.
05:49Well, you're certainly welcome to stay the night.
05:51Then you can return to the mainland on tomorrow's supply boat.
05:57Uh, catchy little tune, huh, Cheryl?
06:00Well, Talbot, I see you brought these poor, unfortunate shipwreck victims back to share a hospitality.
06:08I am Dr. Yarkov.
06:10Welcome to my humble abode.
06:14It's about as humble as the Astrodome.
06:19Uh, let me put it this way.
06:21You sure you don't have a phone?
06:23Positive.
06:24Uh, your rooms are upstairs.
06:26Perhaps you'd like to freshen up before dinner.
06:29Good idea, Talbot.
06:30Go upstairs, freshen up before Talbot.
06:33I'll have dinner.
06:34Okay, troops, fall in.
06:36Prepare to chow down in 45 minutes.
06:38I don't like this, Talbot.
06:40They could be spies.
06:42Spies, Doctor?
06:43Why else would they arrive just as I am about to unleash my greatest invention ever?
06:48The werewolf spray.
06:50But, Doctor, surely you don't think...
06:53That they know my plan to take over the country with an army of werewolves?
06:57It really doesn't matter now, does it, Talbot?
07:00You mean...
07:01We must get the girls and the pig out of the way before they ruin everything.
07:05All you have to do is put this perfume where the girls can find it.
07:10Ha ha ha ha.
07:11You believe this room, Cheryl?
07:15Free-pee!
07:16Nothing a dust mop and some good old elbow grease couldn't fix.
07:21All right, Neenie.
07:23Frightened Senator to escort your commanding pig to his quarters.
07:26What's wrong, Squealy?
07:28Are you afraid?
07:29Me?
07:30Afraid?
07:31Don't make me laugh.
07:32Nothing frightens a professional soldier.
07:33Most of the time.
07:34Okay, Squealy.
07:35I'll protect you.
07:36Not funny, Feeny.
07:37Hey, now let's get down to some serious freshening up.
07:38Hmm.
07:39This looks interesting.
07:40Eau de fang.
07:41Mmm.
07:42Mm, nice.
07:43Good perfume.
07:44Hmm.
07:45Your room must be right around this corner.
07:46Hi, Talbot.
07:47How are you doing?
07:48Beautiful.
07:49I think you're spending your hair for a minute.
07:50Right?
07:51Is it just a night before you stop your brain?
07:52Closed to go to your brain and your brain and your brain?
07:53Oh!
07:54She's in trouble.
07:55Yes, oh!
07:56Here, I'll protect you.
07:57Oh!
07:58Okay, Squealy.
07:59I'll protect you.
08:00Not funny, Feeny.
08:01Hey, now let's get down to some serious freshening up.
08:04Hmm, this looks interesting.
08:06Oh, de fang.
08:08Mmm.
08:09Nice.
08:10Good perfume.
08:11Oh my! He's changing to a werewolf!
08:18Talbot? Really? I've heard of changing for dinner, but this is ridiculous!
08:24Stand back, Shirley! I know what to do!
08:28Yeah? What?
08:31Run!
08:34Help!
08:37In here, Feeny! I'm the double!
08:41Aye, aye, sir!
08:43My goodness, it's a rocket!
08:45And if it's stolen army property, that werewolf is going right on report!
08:50What's a rocket doing in a spooky old house on a deserted island?
08:54A good question, and it deserves a good answer, right, my shaggy friend?
09:00This rocket will release my secret spray, transforming the USA into the United Werewolves of America!
09:10Do you realize what that means?
09:12We'll need a lot more barbers!
09:14No, you fools! It means you will all be werewolves under my control!
09:18Okay, bub, before you attack the US of A, you'll have to deal with me!
09:23Very well! Deal with him!
09:30The three Feeny, that's in order!
09:34After them! They must not leave this island alive!
09:39We've got to warn Laverne!
09:41Oh, Woody!
09:43Whoa!
09:45Whoa!
09:49Laverne!
09:54Oh, please, soldier! You'll never pass inspection, looking like that!
09:58You just march right back in there and...
10:03Squealy, Laverne's turned into a werewolf!
10:06Don't be ridiculous, Feeny!
10:08A werewolf has shaggy hair, and fangs, and...
10:12Oh, boy!
10:22Laverne! Laverne, it's your best pal, Shirley!
10:24I've known you since you were a pup!
10:26I mean, since you were a little girl!
10:28Listen, Laverne!
10:30I'll even care up my demeritots!
10:32All 12 of them!
10:33See? Ha-ha! All gone! No more court-martial!
10:42Easy! Down, girl!
10:44Oh, thank goodness the moon just went behind the clouds!
10:47We're saved!
10:48Hi! What happened?
10:50You just made me rip up all my demeritots!
10:52That's what happened!
10:54We're just 50 demerits right there!
10:56Laverne, it was awful!
10:58You turned into a werewolf!
11:00Me?
11:01Oh, come on, girl!
11:02How could I do that?
11:03The same way Talbot does!
11:05With a secret spray in the light of the full moon!
11:08Talbot, huh?
11:09So that's it!
11:11You're trying to scare me off so you can have that handsome hunk all to yourself!
11:17Hold it, Trooperette!
11:18You value your life!
11:19Do not!
11:20I-I-I repeat!
11:21Do not open that door!
11:22What are you talking about, Squealies?
11:24They're probably just calling us for dinner!
11:27Good evening!
11:28Oh, Talbot!
11:29You'll never believe the story Squealie and Shirley have been telling!
11:32They say you and I both turned into werewolves!
11:35Really?
11:36Well, sometimes the night plays strange tricks on people!
11:41And pigs!
11:42There, you see?
11:43The night plays strange tricks!
11:50Not that strange, Laverne!
11:53It's true!
11:54He's a creep in wolves' clothing!
11:56Ah, you're doing it, too!
11:58Doing what?
11:59Drew, you got me so nervous, I'm starting to itch all over!
12:02Laverne, you shouldn't use your paws to scratch in public!
12:06Paws?
12:08Oh, no!
12:09This is terrible!
12:11I'll say it is, and just when you were finally getting over those nasty pimples!
12:16Just kidding, Laverne!
12:18Just kidding!
12:23Feeny, get over here and help on the devil!
12:25Remember, soldier girl, a cool, rational mind is the way to defeat the enemy!
12:30And second thought, Feeny!
12:31To the rear!
12:32Panic!
12:33Squealy, wait!
12:34Nobody can make me leave the sight of my best friends!
12:38But then, best friends are a dime a dozen!
12:42A-woo!
12:43A-woo!
12:44A-woo!
12:45A-woo!
12:46Squealy, we must save poor Laverne from her cell!
12:49Remind me to take that matter up with Sergeant Turnbuckle after we save us from her!
12:54After them, Talbot!
12:56They know too much!
12:57Meanwhile, I shall begin the countdown to zero hour!
13:01After which the whole country will answer to me!
13:04A-woo!
13:05A-woo!
13:06A-woo!
13:07A-woo!
13:08A-woo!
13:09A-woo!
13:10A-woo!
13:11A-woo!
13:12A-woo!
13:13A-woo!
13:14A-woo!
13:15A-woo!
13:16A-woo!
13:17A-woo!
13:18A-woo!
13:19A-woo!
13:20A-woo!
13:21A-woo!
13:22A-woo!
13:23A-woo!
13:24A-woo!
13:25A-woo!
13:26A-woo!
13:27A-woo!
13:28A-woo!
13:29A-woo!
13:30hand, and we'll move our single file back to the motorboat. I said your hand, not your
13:35paw.
13:39No!
13:43Um, um, see you later, Laverne. Uh, let's get together sometime, okay? But not now!
13:51We've got to hide until we can figure out a way to save Laverne.
13:54Don't worry. I am an expert at camouflage. She'll never find us here.
14:00Some camouflage expert.
14:10I don't care what happens, Squealy. I've got to straighten Laverne out. Laverne, listen
14:16to me. Yarkov has done a terrible thing to you. You are not a werewolf. Uh, no. You
14:23are Laverne DeFazio, and I am Shirley Feeney, your best friend.
14:28Ooh. Remember our junior prom? Uh, uh-huh. When we danced until two in the morning?
14:35Yeah. I was with Lance Krutsky, the football captain, and you?
14:39Eh! Oh, yeah, that's right. He was your boyfriend, wasn't he? Eh! Laverne! Laverne!
14:47Laverne mustn't be a sore loser! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Boy, you sure straightened her out.
14:55You know what they say. Cold nose, cold heart.
14:58Salva! Salva! Fancy meeting you here! About Facebook Street!
15:05Oh, no! It's Laverne! We're surrounded! Okay for you, Laverne. But I warn you, I'll have
15:14to write to your father about this. Hey! What's happening here? Oh, gee, it's puppy love.
15:26What am I saying? Come on, Squealy. Let's get the motorboat and get help. What? With
15:32Yarkov pointing his rocket at the heart of the good old U.S. of A? Oh, no! We have to
15:38stop him. But Squealy! Oh, Talbot! Oh, Talbot! Joel, Squealy, wait for me! It's Laverne. She's
15:51human again. Oh, wow! Am I glad to see you and the old pork belly here. I think I liked
15:57her better as a werewolf. We've got to hurry, before the moon comes out again. Good idea.
16:03If I keep running on all fours, I'm going to ruin my nails. Over there. That open cellar
16:10window. Okay, Troopers. You two go first. I'll cover the rear. No way, Squealy. I'm not going
16:17in there. There could be all sorts of creepy looking things crawling around in the dark.
16:21You said it. Why don't you go first? Well, you figure it out. If anything happens to
16:26you two, I've got to be around to fill out the casualty list. Oh. Huh?
16:36Look out below! That's what I call bringing up the rear, all right. Follow me, buckaroos.
16:46And don't make a sound. Ah! A bat! Laverne, calm yourself. It's just one of Mother Nature's
16:53creatures. Don't think of it as a bat. Okay, I'll think of it as a rat with wings. Ah!
16:58Quiet! You hear that? Yarkov must have started the countdown to rocket blastoff. Come on, on the
17:09double! That's it, you two. Passing on a one-lane staircase. Failure to signal and tailgating.
17:17Now move out! Rocket silo doors open. Excellent. Excellent! Rocket ignition system on. System
17:26checks. Two minutes and counting. Remember, the key to this entire operation is the element
17:31of surprise. Well, look who's here. Surprise is right, Squealy, except we're supposed to
17:38surprise them. Here we go again. Stand back, soldier. One more step and I'll nail you for
17:56being out of uniform. And now, my nosy friends, I shall add you both to my legion of werewolves,
18:02forever loyal to me, your eternal leader. Squealy, we need a plan.
18:11Hey, Yarkov, look, you shoelace centoid. What?
18:16Aha! Gotcha! Why, you incundent little swine, I...
18:20Congratulations, Squealy. Now we're facing three werewolves. It was a plan. I didn't say
18:31it was a good plan, but it was a plan.
18:36Squealy, he's got an anagote spray to turn himself back into a human being.
18:41No, you don't, Yarkov. Charlie, catch!
18:45Oh, dear. Okay, Laverne, don't say I never did you a favor.
18:49Thanks, Cheryl. I needed that.
18:54Attention, all launch personnel. We are now 30 seconds from blastoff and counting.
18:59I've got an idea, Laverne.
19:01Okay, we give up. Here's your magic spray can. Fetch!
19:07Nice going, Cheryl.
19:09Four, three, two, one, blastoff.
19:14We did it!
19:16We're rid of Yarkov and his werewolf spray.
19:19The werewolf spray!
19:21Oh, Laverne, it's still on board that rocket. America is doomed.
19:25You want to bet?
19:27The werewolf spray. You got it off the rocket.
19:32You're a hero, Squealy. And all American pigs.
19:35We'll tell Sergeant Turnbuckle what you did the minute we get back to the base.
19:39Hey, get me out of here. Come on, that's an order.
19:42Oh, sure, Squealy. Anything for a hero.
19:46Team Poe.
19:47Watch where you're lifting, Feeny.
19:50Oh, no.
19:51Now you did it, Cheryl. You scratched the pig with the werewolf spray.
19:55He'll be upset, won't he?
19:57Come on!
19:58Yeah, I would definitely say he is a bet.
20:03Yeah!
20:04Come on, Cheryl.
20:06Now would be a very good time to, uh, depart.
20:11Roar!
20:11Roar!
20:13Okay, Squealy. Uh, werewolves before beauty.
20:20Whoops! The pig is not going to be thrilled with us.
20:23Roar!
20:25At least we know his bark is worse than his bite.
20:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:31Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nah, it's that flamboyant flyboy Roger Ramjet buzzing the skies over Funtown next.
20:44The dynamic duo faces the deadly threat of King Tut.
20:47So, Bat Buddies, hold on to your seats for Batman, here on the Family Channel.
21:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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