Fall in for laughs and mischief with Laverne & Shirley in the Army, the animated spin-off of the hit sitcom that sends America’s favorite roommates into boot camp! Joined by their talking pig sidekick Sgt. Squealy, Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney bumble their way through military life, turning every mission and marching order into a hilarious misadventure. Packed with slapstick humor, quirky characters, and that classic Hanna-Barbera charm, Laverne & Shirley in the Army brings comedy and chaos to the front lines of Saturday morning fun. 🎖️😂🐷 #LaverneAndShirleyInTheArmy #80sCartoonVibes #HannaBarbera #CartoonComedy #ClassicCartoonFun #CartoonThrowback #RetroCartoons #CultCartoons #AnimatedSitcom #CartoonLegends #SlapstickToons #RetroAnimation #ClassicTVToons #CartoonLaughs
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00:01Watch off!
00:05Where do I sign up?
00:07I'm with you!
00:10Turn!
00:13A commanding pig!
00:17Sugar the mellow bird!
00:20Whoa!
00:21Help!
00:22Join the army, you said!
00:30Stop!
00:54There we are, and our little bed corners are nice and square.
00:58Squealy will be here any minute for inspection, Laverne.
01:01Don't you think you'd better make your bed?
01:03What do you think I've been making?
01:05Lasagna?
01:06Well, you'd better start cooking up an excuse quickly,
01:08because here comes tension!
01:11And what, pray tell, do you call this terrible, ugly mess?
01:14I call it Laverne, Sarge.
01:19I mean that V-E-G bed!
01:21Oh!
01:23I warn you, Squealy, either they shape up or you ship out!
01:27Got that!
01:28Got that!
01:29That does it!
01:30Now you've got me in trouble!
01:32This bed is a mess!
01:34A mess!
01:36End of your room!
01:38How about that?
01:39A real pig in a blanket!
01:41That was a no-no, Laverne.
01:44I'll get you guys for this!
01:46How come we gotta be sent to parachute school?
01:51I thought they only took volunteers!
01:53That's true!
01:54But I volunteered you!
01:59You're not getting away with this, Squealy!
02:00Nobody's gonna make me put a chute on and jump out of a plane!
02:03Me neither!
02:04Okay, girls, if that's the way you feel about it!
02:08You mean it, Squealy?
02:09Of course I mean it!
02:11You don't wanna put a chute on!
02:13You can jump without one!
02:17Thanks a lot, Squealy, you're all pig!
02:21Turn the plane around!
02:22Quick!
02:23Turn the plane around?
02:24What for?
02:25I wanna go back to that last air pocket and pick up my stomach!
02:29Whoa!
02:31Whoa!
02:34Get off of me!
02:35You're up with my khakis!
02:37That last dive did it, Laverne!
02:38I'm putting on a parachute!
02:40I thought you said nobody could make you put on a chute, Cheryl!
02:44Yeah, but I left out meat!
02:46Whoa!
02:48I'm gonna be sick, Squealy!
02:50Well, forget it!
02:51Sick call's not till 7 tomorrow morning!
02:53Aw, you just need some fresh air, Laverne!
02:56Let me just open this door a-crackin'!
02:58Yeah!
03:00Shirley!
03:02Help!
03:04Whoa!
03:06Get back in here!
03:08Or it's tender merits for leaving your post!
03:11Grab my hand, Cheryl!
03:12I'm trying!
03:14Gotcha!
03:15Yay!
03:20Shirley, I think I'm in trouble!
03:23You're in trouble!
03:24But, Cheryl, I'm almost sure I left something in the plane!
03:28Like what, for instance?
03:30My p-parachute!
03:32Squealy here, Sergeant Turnbuckle!
03:34I regret your report that Laverne and Shirley have just gone a walk!
03:39Go after them?
03:40Yes, sir!
03:41Yes, sir!
03:44Well, here it goes!
03:46Now, let's do this the military way.
03:48First, I count to ten, then I pull this ripcord, and...
03:52Don't count me those fools in supply for guys to pack a ripcord for my para...
03:56My para...
03:57I don't have a parachute!
04:02See, Laverne, I told you a chute can carry two people!
04:07But not three!
04:11Wow!
04:12We're lucky to be alive, Cheryl!
04:13Yeah, it's a good thing we landed on something soft!
04:16Didn't that used to be squealy?
04:23Callum Halt!
04:25Take five whilst I check my map!
04:27You've got a map?
04:29Great!
04:30Where's the nearest pizza parlor?
04:32Don't be ridiculous, Laverne!
04:33This is the jungle!
04:35Okay, so I'll take a banana burger!
04:38Well, girls, there's good news and bad news!
04:40The good news is that I know where we are!
04:43The bad news is that this island is inhabited by the Zamboulas,
04:47a ferocious tribe of primitive people!
04:50Oh, yeah, yeah! Tall, mean-looking, wear lots of feathers!
04:53How do you know that?
04:54Easy!
04:58Don't worry! I got an idea!
05:01Hoorah!
05:02We're safe!
05:03Trust me, it always works in the movie!
05:07Zamboulas and Zambulesses!
05:10I am the great goddess from Skye!
05:13Hold it, hold it right there, Laverne!
05:16Why can't I be the goddess?
05:18You can be the assistant goddess!
05:20No, I want to be THE goddess!
05:25Why should you be the goddess?
05:27Let's face it, Laverne, I'm just naturally more goddess-y than you!
05:31No, you're not!
05:32Yes, I am!
05:33You're not!
05:34Not!
05:35Am!
05:36Am!
05:37Not!
05:38Am!
05:39in charge here besides i can speak zambula i studied an army language school i thought you
05:45only knew latin pig latin let's cool it with those pig jokes zambulas no bunga bunga zambulas go hutta
05:57no hutta hutta me bunga bunga what you tell them squealy i told these simple folk to stop threatening
06:06us and go back to their village or i'd bonga i'd have to use force
06:27holy cow what a hunk
06:36that was quite a ride on those vines jungle man you're a real swinger i must be dreaming pinch me
06:51not you him let's flip for him i already flipped for him check that beautiful bod laverne he's just my
06:59type who isn't hey wait how about that he didn't even say goodbye well never mind him we've got more
07:10important things to think about name one getting rescued we've got to signal our plane somehow
07:16before those bad news zambulas show up again right excuse me shouldn't that be sos no s o l save our
07:25laverne what about me this jungle's gotta be crawling with creepy things i see what you mean
07:34well i think i shook those natives i'm not surprised if i saw a pig running through the jungle wearing
07:41khakis i'd be shook too this is squealy calling me a transport 72 mayday mayday who's he who's who the
07:51guy mayday will you two knock it off i'm trying to reach our communications nets uh-oh wrong net
08:03let me out of here i'm an official government pig joe what do you think they're going to do with us
08:10trust me laverne don't ask well whatever happens i just want to say you're the best friend a girl ever
08:16had oh really trust my heart and hope to kiss a pig not you bacon faith speaking of pigs laverne
08:25i wonder what the zambulas are gonna do with squealy i don't know but something tells me this is a
08:30rotten time to be plump and juicy listen to those drums beating beating beating it's enough to drive you
08:40mad yeah those guys need a bass and a guitar
08:47what's gonna happen now well the guys in the group will probably take a break and then come back and
08:52play another set same to you fella you want to get us in trouble squealy what did or wouldn't they
09:14say don't worry they'll never get away with it with what the uh the human sacrifice oh what human
09:25sacrifice well let's figure it out i'm a pig and you two are don't tell me i just figured it out but
09:33i give you girls my solemn word of honor if these zambulas so much as touch you they're going on report
09:39thank you thank you squealy i knew we could count on you what's chongo mean it means lord of the jungle
09:52then we're saved huh chongo's gotta be that handsome hunk of a man we met swinging through the trees
09:59hey you're right jungle hey jungle we're over here
10:14if that's the jungle man he's a lot taller than i remember yeah let's not panic churl i saw this
10:20movie too and believe me the big ape is really just a sweet cuddly guy and
10:25i don't think he's seen the movie
10:45let's face it churl he's a real animal you're telling me whoever does his manicures ought to be
10:51ashamed look at those cuticles stop come back that's an order you're not getting away with this
10:56girl nobody leaves my command without permission now i've heard everything the pig's going ape oh yeah
11:03well let me tell you something you big monkey you're going on report removing army property without even
11:09hey welcome aboard guerrilla airlines flight 13
11:20you think he would tidy up the place a little bit
11:27you had to start up with him churl
11:31what's he going to do with us anything he wants
11:34hey give me that
11:41oh levert he ate your hat
11:45if he's that crazy about hats who knows what he'll want for dessert hey what do you think you're doing
11:51king coke those hats belong to the army
11:56you gotta give it to chongo he can sure chuck the old pigskin he'd be a natural with the dallas cowboys
12:03if he wouldn't need the goalposts
12:11where's he going he's probably late for another human sacrifice
12:17it's our plane they're searching for us good old marty mayday this way over here he doesn't see us
12:25i got it we'll signal him with a mirror it never fails in the movies good thinking oh my goodness
12:33what are you doing
12:35you don't think i'd let the pilot see me like this do you
12:38jerry give me that mirror are you out of your gourd
12:43now look what you did seven years bad luck yeah and this is only the first year
12:49those rotten girls they brainwashed that gorilla when sergeant time buckle hears about this
12:55mayday
12:58mayday
12:59mayday
13:03calling out transport 72
13:06this is transport 72 we're running kind of low on fuel but there's a clearing near the mountain where we
13:11can pick you up if you can get there by sundown sundown right now beat it you ugly monster
13:19what was that squealy no not you sir i was talking to a lobster
13:23a lobster huh all right now take it easy squealy stay out of the sun and don't drink the water
13:29don't you worry about me sir i'll have my troops at the rendezvous point at 1700 hours
13:35make that 1800 hours
13:37and jump right shoulder clubs forward march down to a bonga bonga down to a bonga bonga
13:46oh it's a mutiny
13:55now's our chance to escape while chongo's on his lunch break if we could climb this vine we could
14:00get out of here okay but that vine's all rough and splintery and i'm just gonna ruin my nails
14:05oh aren't they adorable the bird and they're so big and
14:19maybe their mother puts whipped cream on their worms
14:23mama birds are a vulture what will we do it doesn't look good does it cheryl
14:28keep it up i think she's buying it i can't why not
14:35my eggs hatching congratulations you're a mother
14:43it's him again jungle man
14:51where's he taking us who cares a date's a date
14:58what an interesting little bachelor pad of course it could stand a woman's touch
15:02she's right jungle man you got a real dump here but we'll fix it up
15:12well what do you think jungle man
15:19everybody's a critic and i've been looking all over for you two goof-offs and here you are playing
15:26house with this long-haired giraffe dodger hey watch it ham hoff he saved our lives now listen and listen
15:33good our plane is picking us up by the mountain in an hour and we'll be there or i'll know the reason
15:40how's that for a reason why that's it girls i'm gonna have to mark you after that roll call
15:51you know cheryl i don't think oh chongo trusts us anymore hey i've got an idea
16:01i hope it includes a breath freshener for mighty mouth
16:04he's getting sleepy if he dozes off maybe we can escape
16:08rock-a-bye chongo on the treetop
16:12when the wind blows the cradle will rock
16:16when the bell breaks the cradle will
16:32laverne where are you i'm in here in his belly button
16:38are you okay well it's a nice place to visit but i wouldn't want to live here we'd better get off
16:45this ape while he's still sleeping right very quiet hippy toe yeah if he wakes up he'll be real
16:52cranky it's an army rescue plane they're searching for us
16:59that's the hairiest escalator i've ever been on down here guys we're down here look pretty girls hey
17:07hey it's us it's us down here down here they've seen us let's head for the mountain landing strip come
17:14on
17:25somebody wants the baby
17:28i told you he'd be cranky can't you go any faster i got a plane to catch and those girls better be there
17:35will you watch where you're going muscle head that's it laverne i can't take another step
17:47you've got to shirl or the plane will take off without us i'll be all right just leave me behind
17:53save yourself while you can laverne you'll have to go on without me
17:57okay okay i just hope you and he'll be happy together what he him he
18:10here's a tip son and get yourself a haircut
18:17the girls are late we'll have to wait for them
18:26the drenadamboolers come to think of it i'm giving the girls a three-day pass
18:31past take off stop wait for us they're leaving without us what could be worse that could be
18:38worse so that's what they mean when they say the natives are restless
18:44oh they missed us well i don't miss them and there are probably others around just waiting to grab us
18:56yeah we better hide in that tree mark of this tree really feels weird doesn't it
19:02must be a bird tree shirl it's covered with real fur fur it's chongo i feel like we're going steady
19:13this big monkey's starting to drive me bananas i just hate going back to the base without laverne
19:19and surely it'll take me days to write letters to their next of kin it's chongo and he's got the girls again
19:27i've got a plan what at the count of three we'll both yell help one two three help the plane
19:40girl grab onto the wing it's our only chance okay but i sure hate to have the pilot see me like this
19:47just in time for roll call girls defazio here finney here that was no roll call that was a hog call
20:04laverne look it's jungle man okay furlough's over everybody everybody into their parishes for a
20:11practice jump you've got to be kidding pork belly after all we've been through
20:17squealy calling sergeant tyne buckle it's another mutiny alert the mps all right squealy you win
20:24so you get the first jump no no you can't sergeant tyne
20:30mission accomplished
20:37stay tuned for that protein pill pilot roger ramjet battling bad guys in fun town next and at five
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