00:01Watch off!
00:05Where do I sign up?
00:07I'm with you!
00:10Turn!
00:13A commanding pig!
00:17Sugar the mellow bird!
00:20Whoa!
00:21Help!
00:22Join the army, you said!
00:30Stop!
00:54There we are, and our little bed corners are nice and square.
00:58Squealy will be here any minute for inspection, Laverne.
01:01Don't you think you'd better make your bed?
01:03What do you think I've been making?
01:05Lasagna?
01:06Well, you'd better start cooking up an excuse quickly,
01:08because here comes tension!
01:11And what, pray tell, do you call this terrible, ugly mess?
01:14I call it Laverne, Sarge.
01:19I mean that V-E-G bed!
01:21Oh!
01:23I warn you, Squealy, either they shape up or you ship out!
01:27Got that!
01:28Got that!
01:29That does it!
01:30Now you've got me in trouble!
01:32This bed is a mess!
01:34A mess!
01:36End of your room!
01:38How about that?
01:39A real pig in a blanket!
01:41That was a no-no, Laverne.
01:44I'll get you guys for this!
01:46How come we gotta be sent to parachute school?
01:51I thought they only took volunteers!
01:53That's true!
01:54But I volunteered you!
01:59You're not getting away with this, Squealy!
02:00Nobody's gonna make me put a chute on and jump out of a plane!
02:03Me neither!
02:04Okay, girls, if that's the way you feel about it!
02:08You mean it, Squealy?
02:09Of course I mean it!
02:11You don't wanna put a chute on!
02:13You can jump without one!
02:17Thanks a lot, Squealy, you're all pig!
02:21Turn the plane around!
02:22Quick!
02:23Turn the plane around?
02:24What for?
02:25I wanna go back to that last air pocket and pick up my stomach!
02:29Whoa!
02:31Whoa!
02:34Get off of me!
02:35You're up with my khakis!
02:37That last dive did it, Laverne!
02:38I'm putting on a parachute!
02:40I thought you said nobody could make you put on a chute, Cheryl!
02:44Yeah, but I left out meat!
02:46Whoa!
02:48I'm gonna be sick, Squealy!
02:50Well, forget it!
02:51Sick call's not till 7 tomorrow morning!
02:53Aw, you just need some fresh air, Laverne!
02:56Let me just open this door a-crackin'!
02:58Yeah!
03:00Shirley!
03:02Help!
03:04Whoa!
03:06Get back in here!
03:08Or it's tender merits for leaving your post!
03:11Grab my hand, Cheryl!
03:12I'm trying!
03:14Gotcha!
03:15Yay!
03:20Shirley, I think I'm in trouble!
03:23You're in trouble!
03:24But, Cheryl, I'm almost sure I left something in the plane!
03:28Like what, for instance?
03:30My p-parachute!
03:32Squealy here, Sergeant Turnbuckle!
03:34I regret your report that Laverne and Shirley have just gone a walk!
03:39Go after them?
03:40Yes, sir!
03:41Yes, sir!
03:44Well, here it goes!
03:46Now, let's do this the military way.
03:48First, I count to ten, then I pull this ripcord, and...
03:52Don't count me those fools in supply for guys to pack a ripcord for my para...
03:56My para...
03:57I don't have a parachute!
04:02See, Laverne, I told you a chute can carry two people!
04:07But not three!
04:11Wow!
04:12We're lucky to be alive, Cheryl!
04:13Yeah, it's a good thing we landed on something soft!
04:16Didn't that used to be squealy?
04:23Callum Halt!
04:25Take five whilst I check my map!
04:27You've got a map?
04:29Great!
04:30Where's the nearest pizza parlor?
04:32Don't be ridiculous, Laverne!
04:33This is the jungle!
04:35Okay, so I'll take a banana burger!
04:38Well, girls, there's good news and bad news!
04:40The good news is that I know where we are!
04:43The bad news is that this island is inhabited by the Zamboulas,
04:47a ferocious tribe of primitive people!
04:50Oh, yeah, yeah! Tall, mean-looking, wear lots of feathers!
04:53How do you know that?
04:54Easy!
04:58Don't worry! I got an idea!
05:01Hoorah!
05:02We're safe!
05:03Trust me, it always works in the movie!
05:07Zamboulas and Zambulesses!
05:10I am the great goddess from Skye!
05:13Hold it, hold it right there, Laverne!
05:16Why can't I be the goddess?
05:18You can be the assistant goddess!
05:20No, I want to be THE goddess!
05:25Why should you be the goddess?
05:27Let's face it, Laverne, I'm just naturally more goddess-y than you!
05:31No, you're not!
05:32Yes, I am!
05:33You're not!
05:34Not!
05:35Am!
05:36Am!
05:37Not!
05:38Am!
05:39in charge here besides i can speak zambula i studied an army language school i thought you
05:45only knew latin pig latin let's cool it with those pig jokes zambulas no bunga bunga zambulas go hutta
05:57no hutta hutta me bunga bunga what you tell them squealy i told these simple folk to stop threatening
06:06us and go back to their village or i'd bonga i'd have to use force
06:27holy cow what a hunk
06:36that was quite a ride on those vines jungle man you're a real swinger i must be dreaming pinch me
06:51not you him let's flip for him i already flipped for him check that beautiful bod laverne he's just my
06:59type who isn't hey wait how about that he didn't even say goodbye well never mind him we've got more
07:10important things to think about name one getting rescued we've got to signal our plane somehow
07:16before those bad news zambulas show up again right excuse me shouldn't that be sos no s o l save our
07:25laverne what about me this jungle's gotta be crawling with creepy things i see what you mean
07:34well i think i shook those natives i'm not surprised if i saw a pig running through the jungle wearing
07:41khakis i'd be shook too this is squealy calling me a transport 72 mayday mayday who's he who's who the
07:51guy mayday will you two knock it off i'm trying to reach our communications nets uh-oh wrong net
08:03let me out of here i'm an official government pig joe what do you think they're going to do with us
08:10trust me laverne don't ask well whatever happens i just want to say you're the best friend a girl ever
08:16had oh really trust my heart and hope to kiss a pig not you bacon faith speaking of pigs laverne
08:25i wonder what the zambulas are gonna do with squealy i don't know but something tells me this is a
08:30rotten time to be plump and juicy listen to those drums beating beating beating it's enough to drive you
08:40mad yeah those guys need a bass and a guitar
08:47what's gonna happen now well the guys in the group will probably take a break and then come back and
08:52play another set same to you fella you want to get us in trouble squealy what did or wouldn't they
09:14say don't worry they'll never get away with it with what the uh the human sacrifice oh what human
09:25sacrifice well let's figure it out i'm a pig and you two are don't tell me i just figured it out but
09:33i give you girls my solemn word of honor if these zambulas so much as touch you they're going on report
09:39thank you thank you squealy i knew we could count on you what's chongo mean it means lord of the jungle
09:52then we're saved huh chongo's gotta be that handsome hunk of a man we met swinging through the trees
09:59hey you're right jungle hey jungle we're over here
10:14if that's the jungle man he's a lot taller than i remember yeah let's not panic churl i saw this
10:20movie too and believe me the big ape is really just a sweet cuddly guy and
10:25i don't think he's seen the movie
10:45let's face it churl he's a real animal you're telling me whoever does his manicures ought to be
10:51ashamed look at those cuticles stop come back that's an order you're not getting away with this
10:56girl nobody leaves my command without permission now i've heard everything the pig's going ape oh yeah
11:03well let me tell you something you big monkey you're going on report removing army property without even
11:09hey welcome aboard guerrilla airlines flight 13
11:20you think he would tidy up the place a little bit
11:27you had to start up with him churl
11:31what's he going to do with us anything he wants
11:34hey give me that
11:41oh levert he ate your hat
11:45if he's that crazy about hats who knows what he'll want for dessert hey what do you think you're doing
11:51king coke those hats belong to the army
11:56you gotta give it to chongo he can sure chuck the old pigskin he'd be a natural with the dallas cowboys
12:03if he wouldn't need the goalposts
12:11where's he going he's probably late for another human sacrifice
12:17it's our plane they're searching for us good old marty mayday this way over here he doesn't see us
12:25i got it we'll signal him with a mirror it never fails in the movies good thinking oh my goodness
12:33what are you doing
12:35you don't think i'd let the pilot see me like this do you
12:38jerry give me that mirror are you out of your gourd
12:43now look what you did seven years bad luck yeah and this is only the first year
12:49those rotten girls they brainwashed that gorilla when sergeant time buckle hears about this
12:55mayday
12:58mayday
12:59mayday
13:03calling out transport 72
13:06this is transport 72 we're running kind of low on fuel but there's a clearing near the mountain where we
13:11can pick you up if you can get there by sundown sundown right now beat it you ugly monster
13:19what was that squealy no not you sir i was talking to a lobster
13:23a lobster huh all right now take it easy squealy stay out of the sun and don't drink the water
13:29don't you worry about me sir i'll have my troops at the rendezvous point at 1700 hours
13:35make that 1800 hours
13:37and jump right shoulder clubs forward march down to a bonga bonga down to a bonga bonga
13:46oh it's a mutiny
13:55now's our chance to escape while chongo's on his lunch break if we could climb this vine we could
14:00get out of here okay but that vine's all rough and splintery and i'm just gonna ruin my nails
14:05oh aren't they adorable the bird and they're so big and
14:19maybe their mother puts whipped cream on their worms
14:23mama birds are a vulture what will we do it doesn't look good does it cheryl
14:28keep it up i think she's buying it i can't why not
14:35my eggs hatching congratulations you're a mother
14:43it's him again jungle man
14:51where's he taking us who cares a date's a date
14:58what an interesting little bachelor pad of course it could stand a woman's touch
15:02she's right jungle man you got a real dump here but we'll fix it up
15:12well what do you think jungle man
15:19everybody's a critic and i've been looking all over for you two goof-offs and here you are playing
15:26house with this long-haired giraffe dodger hey watch it ham hoff he saved our lives now listen and listen
15:33good our plane is picking us up by the mountain in an hour and we'll be there or i'll know the reason
15:40how's that for a reason why that's it girls i'm gonna have to mark you after that roll call
15:51you know cheryl i don't think oh chongo trusts us anymore hey i've got an idea
16:01i hope it includes a breath freshener for mighty mouth
16:04he's getting sleepy if he dozes off maybe we can escape
16:08rock-a-bye chongo on the treetop
16:12when the wind blows the cradle will rock
16:16when the bell breaks the cradle will
16:32laverne where are you i'm in here in his belly button
16:38are you okay well it's a nice place to visit but i wouldn't want to live here we'd better get off
16:45this ape while he's still sleeping right very quiet hippy toe yeah if he wakes up he'll be real
16:52cranky it's an army rescue plane they're searching for us
16:59that's the hairiest escalator i've ever been on down here guys we're down here look pretty girls hey
17:07hey it's us it's us down here down here they've seen us let's head for the mountain landing strip come
17:14on
17:25somebody wants the baby
17:28i told you he'd be cranky can't you go any faster i got a plane to catch and those girls better be there
17:35will you watch where you're going muscle head that's it laverne i can't take another step
17:47you've got to shirl or the plane will take off without us i'll be all right just leave me behind
17:53save yourself while you can laverne you'll have to go on without me
17:57okay okay i just hope you and he'll be happy together what he him he
18:10here's a tip son and get yourself a haircut
18:17the girls are late we'll have to wait for them
18:26the drenadamboolers come to think of it i'm giving the girls a three-day pass
18:31past take off stop wait for us they're leaving without us what could be worse that could be
18:38worse so that's what they mean when they say the natives are restless
18:44oh they missed us well i don't miss them and there are probably others around just waiting to grab us
18:56yeah we better hide in that tree mark of this tree really feels weird doesn't it
19:02must be a bird tree shirl it's covered with real fur fur it's chongo i feel like we're going steady
19:13this big monkey's starting to drive me bananas i just hate going back to the base without laverne
19:19and surely it'll take me days to write letters to their next of kin it's chongo and he's got the girls again
19:27i've got a plan what at the count of three we'll both yell help one two three help the plane
19:40girl grab onto the wing it's our only chance okay but i sure hate to have the pilot see me like this
19:47just in time for roll call girls defazio here finney here that was no roll call that was a hog call
20:04laverne look it's jungle man okay furlough's over everybody everybody into their parishes for a
20:11practice jump you've got to be kidding pork belly after all we've been through
20:17squealy calling sergeant tyne buckle it's another mutiny alert the mps all right squealy you win
20:24so you get the first jump no no you can't sergeant tyne
20:30mission accomplished
20:37stay tuned for that protein pill pilot roger ramjet battling bad guys in fun town next and at five
20:46batman's up against the stars the twinkly kind and the hollywood kind too here on the family channel
21:03so
21:15so
21:17so
21:24so
Comments