Aquí no hay quien viva - 4x09 - Erase una presidenta títere - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Belén empieza su mandato de presidenta de la comunidad con problemas porque las señoras la presionan para echar a Andrés Guerra del ático. Mientras, Juan Cuesta intenta ocupar su tiempo libre aprendiendo a tocar el piano. Por otra parte, Roberto se echa novia pero va a tener que soportar los celos de Carlos. Y, por último, Ana encuentra trabajo de modelo y se hace muy popular, lo que va a despertar también los celos de Bea, su pareja.

Transcript

00:00:00Here, here, here, no one lives! Not here! Not here!

00:00:24You should feel like the most miserable person in the world. Blackmailing me just to sleep with me.

00:00:32But you're delighted. Look how good your skin is and everything.

00:00:35Hey, have you noticed I'm having sex with a president? I feel like a Levinsky.

00:00:40You tell the neighbors that I want to hold my first meeting.

00:00:43Well, on the agenda you could discuss a small pay raise for me.

00:00:46And why you?

00:00:47What do you mean, why? Because I'm working overtime. These are special services.

00:00:50But how can you have so much nerve?

00:00:52But don't be angry, Madam President.

00:00:55Hey! Emilio! Emilio!

00:01:00Emilio, let this be the last time you don't put the trash cans away first thing in the morning.

00:01:05You're facing disciplinary proceedings, aren't you?

00:01:07Yes, yes, yes, Doña Belén. Don't worry, it won't happen again.

00:01:11Very good.

00:01:11Good morning, Mr. Juan.

00:01:12How's the Iron Lady doing? Are you feeling the pressure yet?

00:01:16Well, this is just the beginning.

00:01:17Juan, come on, breathe. Enjoy your new life.

00:01:21Here. The accounts, the bylaws, and the minutes.

00:01:25And watch out, I'm watching you. Big Brother is watching you.

00:01:29Yes, let's go.

00:01:31And where are you going to hold the meetings? Because in my house, there's no way.

00:01:34Juan, you're retired. Remember Felipe.

00:01:37Don't you like bonsai? Or gems?

00:01:40This girl doesn't know where she's gone. She'll knock on my door soon.

00:01:42And maybe I'm not!

00:01:44Why don't you give lectures? Maybe you'll get an honorary doctorate from somewhere.

00:01:50Boy, how power hooks you. It's the Fraga syndrome.

00:01:54Hey, hey, hey, hey. You can't park here. That's a loading and unloading zone.

00:02:05It's me, damn it!

00:02:06But where did you get that motorcycle?

00:02:08Well, look at what you compare me to the benefits of my book.

00:02:11Well, I'm going to take a look and see if he touched his knee at the roundabout.

00:02:14But where are you going? Where are you going? Do you know how to carry this?

00:02:17Ignorant of life, I was giving Angel the runaround, even at his best.

00:02:20The thing is, he overtook me on the straight because he had more engine.

00:02:24Dad, you're like Maya the Bee. You live in your own murky country.

00:02:27Well, leave me alone so I can go.

00:02:29Go on, yeah, go. Go, go, and don't come back here again, okay?

00:02:40What a burden, my goodness, what a burden!

00:02:43Well, girls, that's it, you like torrijas, okay?

00:02:46Over there, Jesus, you're a sweetheart. I'll bring you some chicken croquettes later.

00:02:49Come on, hey, what's the house? It's beautiful!

00:02:53Thank you, may God preserve your sight.

00:02:56My sister, who has quit smoking and is in the self-isolation dorm to avoid temptation.

00:03:01Just in case love is closed on the outside.

00:03:03No, no, no, no, what are you doing?

00:03:05Well, public relations.

00:03:07What's up? Are you the president?

00:03:09That would have to come from you.

00:03:12Slut, come in.

00:03:14No, what do you want? I'm really busy.

00:03:16You'll have to plan your term, I say.

00:03:18No, never forget who put you where you are.

00:03:21It's that I didn't want to be president.

00:03:23Well you are, so obey.

00:03:25Or do you want us to tell your boyfriend how you use and enjoy the goalkeeper?

00:03:30It's not evil.

00:03:32It's just that older people go to our heads, we don't even realize it.

00:03:35Well, what do you want? Let's see, what do you want?

00:03:37First, you should kick Andrés Guerra out of the attic.

00:03:40That man is there for nothing and costs us all money.

00:03:43You're really screwed because he's with Carmen.

00:03:46But Manolo never left me.

00:03:48Shut up with Manolo, damn it, you'll stick it in me everywhere.

00:03:51But how am I going to kick Andrés out?

00:03:53That you're dating a friend of mine.

00:03:55Politics is tough.

00:03:57And sometimes you have to make difficult decisions.

00:03:59Well, take them yourselves.

00:04:00Why don't they want to be president?

00:04:02Because true power lies in the shadows.

00:04:05We are a pressure lobby group.

00:04:07What do you think? What bus is doing there?

00:04:09No, no, no, no.

00:04:10Schwarzenegger is the one who calls the shots there.

00:04:14Belén, let's see if we can check the heating schedule.

00:04:17Because I work in the mornings and I freeze.

00:04:19Yes, I had already thought about it.

00:04:21You lie.

00:04:22But hey, you'll learn as you go.

00:04:23And you tell the gays to take down the curtain they've put in the kitchen.

00:04:27That covers a lot.

00:04:28Well, I'm not doing well, huh?

00:04:29Belén, there's a broken step on the third floor.

00:04:32Someone is going to kill themselves.

00:04:33Yes, yes, I've noticed.

00:04:34The carpenter has already been warned.

00:04:35You're lying, but I don't care.

00:04:37But it's so noticeable on me.

00:04:38Why didn't you throw her out now?

00:04:41Did you have it on a plate?

00:04:42Well, why not?

00:04:43That is done at the meeting.

00:04:44And let me do things my way, okay?

00:04:47He lacks party discipline.

00:04:50You have closed me down.

00:04:51I want a cigarette.

00:04:52Parisa, hang in there, you're doing great.

00:04:55Have you put on the patch?

00:04:56I put on three.

00:04:58Look, she's a donkey.

00:04:59This one's going to get a nicotine overdose.

00:05:02Ana, seriously.

00:05:03You're perfect for the new dopers campaign.

00:05:06This is the image I'm looking for.

00:05:08I model?

00:05:08I'm delighted, but I don't have the body for that.

00:05:11Well, do you hit him or do I?

00:05:13It's a tough world out there, huh?

00:05:15They put you on a diet, they push you down the stairs.

00:05:18I would rather insist on the stewardess thing.

00:05:20Well, if you have any doubts, then think about it calmly.

00:05:24No, no, no.

00:05:24If I want, I want, I want, I want.

00:05:27Hello.

00:05:28My love.

00:05:30I was waiting for you.

00:05:31Come to the bedroom, I have a surprise for you.

00:05:33Pedro, darling, don't run.

00:05:37I just finished washing up, let's see if you're going to fall.

00:05:40Mom, will you stop hitting on my boyfriend?

00:05:43But hey, what did I say?

00:05:44No, no, it's what you say, it's the tone, the tone.

00:05:47Hey, what does Pedro want?

00:05:49Did he buy me anything?

00:05:50No, no, no, I don't think so, but he had a bag of clothes.

00:05:53What fantasy is playing today?

00:05:55Schoolgirl or addicted to vices?

00:05:57Yes, yeah, that's me for sex.

00:05:59My mother, Emilio and the three ladies are blackmailing me.

00:06:02And all with the same thing.

00:06:04Well, tell Pedro that you slept with Emilio and that's it.

00:06:06Yeah, that's it, fuck it, on to the wedding.

00:06:08Belén, I'm here.

00:06:09Yes, I'm coming.

00:06:13The show begins.

00:06:19But what are you dressed as?

00:06:21As a goalkeeper.

00:06:23Hey, look, let's take advantage of the fact that you're now the president and have a fantasy.

00:06:29You tell me, scrub the stairs and you give me four counts.

00:06:33Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, I don't like sexual fantasies about goalkeepers.

00:06:37Oh, what no?

00:06:47But what do you know?

00:06:51Will you leave me alone for a little while?

00:06:53Like a boy.

00:06:56Emilio, me.

00:06:57What do you want?

00:06:58What time do I set the meeting?

00:06:59Didn't you tell me to tell the neighbors?

00:07:02What stress, my God.

00:07:04Belén, so what do I do?

00:07:05Should I change?

00:07:06Yes, yes, my love.

00:07:07Get changed.

00:07:07Here, here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here.

00:07:17Every day is like this, I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:07:22I was just looking for some peace.

00:07:24I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:07:27Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here.

00:07:30No, no, no.

00:07:31Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here.

00:07:34Not here.

00:07:35No no.

00:07:35That extra bit of partying, I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:07:40The neighbors visit me and listen to me.

00:07:42I can't stand this place.

00:07:45Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:07:48I can't stand an earthquake and a volcano.

00:07:53Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:07:55And you will have this ladder.

00:07:59Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here, no, no, no.

00:08:03Here, here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, no, no.

00:08:07Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here.

00:08:11No no.

00:08:12Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here.

00:08:16Here, here, here there is no one living, here, here, here there is no one living, here, here, here there is no one living.

00:08:24No.

00:08:25I like this place for meetings.

00:08:29When the requests and questions come, can I open a beer?

00:08:32But, Emilio, don't give ideas.

00:08:33Come on, ring me.

00:08:34Okay.

00:08:37Hello, I'm María Jesús, Belén's mother.

00:08:46Ah, nice to meet you, Mauri, go first.

00:08:49Son, you are so handsome, by God.

00:08:51Do you know my daughter? She's a wonderful girl and...

00:08:54Ma'am, I'm gay.

00:08:56Ah.

00:08:57Well, let me introduce you.

00:08:59And why did they call me? What am I doing in a meeting?

00:09:02Well, I don't know, but you have a face that's perfect for the day.

00:09:05Okay, I'll send Andrés Guerra, but you guys have to support me in fixing the elevator.

00:09:10Okay.

00:09:11But we want a UV ray booth in the meter room.

00:09:14Well, then the community pays for my roof repair.

00:09:17Okay, well, it can be treated.

00:09:18I'm all about governing in a coalition...

00:09:22Listen, don't hold clandestine meetings with me, like in the halls of Congress.

00:09:27Come on, let's go inside.

00:09:33Good morning, the meeting is about to begin.

00:09:38Turn off your cell phones and don't smoke.

00:09:41The owner of the establishment requests that the proprietors prevent the misappropriation of snacks, chewing gum, and other junk.

00:09:48Notice that I'm watching.

00:09:50Thank you, Emilio. Thank you, Paco.

00:09:52First of all...

00:09:54Mom, what are you doing?

00:09:56A memory?

00:09:57For once I'm proud of you?

00:10:00Emilio, please escort my mother to the door.

00:10:02Hey, sorry, but I read the bylaws and one companion per owner is allowed.

00:10:07He has read the statutes.

00:10:10Torrijas is coming on strong.

00:10:12Well, please, can we start now?

00:10:14Belén, you have to show authority.

00:10:15No, I'd already started. Let's see, first of all I'd like to thank...

00:10:19Herbs, where is the Cuesta?

00:10:21Juan said he's not coming to meetings anymore. He's given me the powers of attorney, and I'm very happy.

00:10:27Mr. Juan isn't coming?

00:10:28Well, it's the same. I meant...

00:10:30This seems strange to me.

00:10:31Well, can I continue?

00:10:32Yes, yes, Madam President, yes.

00:10:34I wanted to thank Carlos for letting us use the space to hold the meeting.

00:10:39A round of applause for him, he's a good person.

00:10:41No, really...

00:10:43To you, to you.

00:10:44I had to become a member, but oh well.

00:10:46Well, first point of the day.

00:10:49Invitation to Andrés Guerra to kindly leave the attic,

00:10:54if you do not put up resistance as soon as possible.

00:10:56Sorry?

00:10:57I'm sorry, but you're out there wasting electricity and it costs us all money.

00:11:01And wearing out the ladder.

00:11:02That you spend all day, up all day, down all day.

00:11:05Vicenta, don't be vengeful.

00:11:06Ours was an impossible love.

00:11:08You couldn't give me children.

00:11:09And what do you know?

00:11:10Have you tried it?

00:11:11Well, let's vote because the image came to me.

00:11:14Yes, me too.

00:11:15Well, I'm voting for Andrés to leave the penthouse.

00:11:18Four out of seven.

00:11:21Nominated and expelled.

00:11:23You are a bunch of miserable people.

00:11:25I'm rebuilding my life and you won't let me reintegrate.

00:11:29This is a disgrace.

00:11:30Comrade Andrés is a man without resources, abandoned by his wife, by his children, without friends, without dreams.

00:11:36Thanks, son. You're really encouraging.

00:11:38Don't worry, okay? On the third floor, you have your own house for whatever you need.

00:11:41And the deliciousness he makes here, because he is not the owner.

00:11:45Hey, comrade, look. I'm representing the third party A. I have Lucía's authorization.

00:11:50The posh girl doesn't come, the tough guy doesn't come.

00:11:52This is a substitutes' meeting. It looks like a Copa del Rey match.

00:11:55Well, that's it. Second point of the day.

00:11:58My salary?

00:11:59No. My first outlay. I'm going to fix the elevator for real this time.

00:12:04Votes in favor?

00:12:05Elevator working. Impressive.

00:12:07But first you'll have to tell us how much each apartment costs.

00:12:10But, Mauri, don't complicate things any further.

00:12:13Five out of seven. Great. We're back on the portal.

00:12:17And what are you doing voting to fix the elevator when you live on the first floor?

00:12:20The car is already very disabled.

00:12:22Oh, my ankles are getting sore. Okay, like this.

00:12:24Well, I vote against it.

00:12:25The power consumption of an elevator seems completely unnecessary to me in a three-story building.

00:12:29That money could be used to buy shoes for poor children, to...

00:12:32Well, the killer is up. Now.

00:12:34You may go in peace.

00:12:35We see, thank God.

00:12:36We left calmly one by one.

00:12:38Let's see, raise your arms, please.

00:12:40Oh, what's up?

00:12:41Okay, but what is this? A police state. Are you going to search us all?

00:12:44I brought this from home because I have more glucose.

00:12:47Move along, Mrs. Concha, eh. Move along.

00:12:49But when did he get this? But when did he get this? I've been watching the whole time.

00:12:53Ajito, they're veterans. They've spent many years dodging cameras at the supermarket.

00:12:57John! John! John! John! John!

00:13:14And what are you doing?

00:13:16I've been asking him that for a while.

00:13:18Hello, honey. I'm here playing the piano.

00:13:20Oh, I thought you were cleaning it.

00:13:22I've been thinking, and you're right. I need to retrain. I'm done being a president.

00:13:27You have to live and do all those things you've been putting aside over so many years of your political career.

00:13:31Yes, no. That's fine. Hobbies are essential, but the secret is choosing them wisely.

00:13:39There it is. I've always had the soul of an artist. I want to learn to play the piano.

00:13:44But with a title and everything, right? When I get going, I get going.

00:13:46Dad, I have a friend at the conservatory. It's been over ten years, and she's been studying for eight hours a day.

00:13:50Huh? So much, Ebu.

00:13:52Mind you! I'm not starting from scratch. When I was young, I played with Rosendo.

00:13:56No, you've already told us.

00:13:58I was in the tuna band at the university. I played the tambourine. They wouldn't let me get promoted.

00:14:02I was always underrated, like Ringo in the Beatles.

00:14:05Look, Juan. Look, one thing is tun-tur-run, tun-tur-run. I mean, what popular music is.

00:14:11And another is to sit at the piano and play something by Mozart.

00:14:15No, I can read sheet music with ease, right? I just need to master the technique with the instrument.

00:14:20You know, could you teach me how to play?

00:14:23Me? How?

00:14:24Well, do you play the piano?

00:14:26No, not that I know of, no, not that I know of.

00:14:29And then this?

00:14:30No, it's my mother's, she didn't play it, she inherited it from her grandmother.

00:14:34That he didn't touch it either, but hey, someone would touch it.

00:14:37And it is the typical absurd thing that is passed down from generation to generation,

00:14:42which has no explanation whatsoever.

00:14:44Well, just imagine what life is like. Now it's going to have a use.

00:14:48Yeah?

00:14:52Excellent!

00:15:00But what music have they played up there?

00:15:02I don't know, it must be that chilao that is in fashion now to relax.

00:15:06Well, it's getting on my nerves.

00:15:08What the hell is that? That's someone banging on a piano.

00:15:12Marisa, what are you doing? You're not smoking.

00:15:15No, I'm attacked. I'm going to put on another patch. Or suck it, I don't know what.

00:15:21Valentin, keep an eye on her. If she smokes, you bark.

00:15:26What a bad person and how resentful he is.

00:15:30He's giving us a little pulse.

00:15:32How could I not stop? The president is coming.

00:15:34Come on, Ana. Make me fall in love.

00:15:38You're so sexy. Come on, eat it all.

00:15:46Very good, Little One. Very good. How are you putting me?

00:15:51It's impressive, isn't it?

00:15:54It has everyone in a frenzy.

00:15:56Yes, she is very pretty.

00:15:58Hey, is it normal for the photographer to say things like that?

00:16:00Yes, yes, yes. It's to motivate the model. He's an artist.

00:16:04You can see it, you can see it.

00:16:07Congratulations, Pedro.

00:16:08Thank you.

00:16:09Where did you get any bonuses?

00:16:11Searching, searching.

00:16:13Get me the phone, Nacho.

00:16:15You can't miss those trains, huh?

00:16:19You are the press officer for droppers.

00:16:21A bit of a potato, but good people.

00:16:23You can see it, you can see it.

00:16:26I'll be right back.

00:16:30I got it. Come on, let's get to the laundry.

00:16:32Very good.

00:16:35Are you waiting here?

00:16:37Yes, yes, I'll hold this for you.

00:16:39Okay.

00:16:49Dad, get my bike out of here right now.

00:16:51I won't tell you again.

00:16:52This machine can't stay on the street, it's very tasty.

00:16:55The Cuban leaves his mountain bike here and they don't say anything to him.

00:16:58Ah, well, very well.

00:16:59Now we paint some white stripes on the floor, eh?

00:17:01And we rented some parking spaces.

00:17:02Ah, well that's a very good idea.

00:17:04Propose it to the president in a post-coital moment.

00:17:06What, what, what's up?

00:17:09Evil.

00:17:10Is it serious?

00:17:11No, no, no, I don't know what's wrong with him.

00:17:12I don't understand elevators.

00:17:14Yeah, that's why I called him, to get it cheaper.

00:17:16Let's trust in my natural talent.

00:17:18I think the connections are fine.

00:17:19Where is the engine?

00:17:21What engine?

00:17:22Damn, this thing has a motor.

00:17:23Hey...

00:17:24It's in the attic, in a small room.

00:17:26But you're in it alone, right?

00:17:27That's Batman's cave.

00:17:28Anything can attack you.

00:17:29Well, you sort yourselves out, eh?

00:17:31Wait, wait, wait, Mrs. Belén.

00:17:33Hey, I feel a little stressed.

00:17:35Get in the goal, I have a letter for you.

00:17:36No, I have to go try on wedding dresses.

00:17:39So you do hip exercises and then you fit better into the dress.

00:17:42Look, you, go scrub.

00:17:44But well, you really touch your nose.

00:17:46Look, the joint between the tiles is black.

00:17:49But who are you now? The cotton stewardess.

00:17:51Are you blackmailing me into sleeping with you?

00:17:54Well now you're going to start working, for real.

00:17:56Your free ride is over!

00:17:57Do you remember the phrase that the famous black teacher said?

00:18:00Now you're going to start sweating.

00:18:02Felén!

00:18:03Juan, we're having trouble with the piano!

00:18:05Well, tell him to stop.

00:18:07Already?

00:18:08But come with us, you are the authority.

00:18:10Madam, I have many things to do.

00:18:12I have to get married.

00:18:13And me, daughter?

00:18:14And here I am?

00:18:15Hillary Clinton is starting to get a little silly for me.

00:18:18No, what I don't understand is why you didn't say I was your girlfriend.

00:18:23Bea, why haven't you emerged?

00:18:24But if you've come out to everyone, what do you care?

00:18:27Yeah, but I don't want to go around saying I'm a lesbian.

00:18:29It might hurt my career.

00:18:30What career?

00:18:31They've taken three photos of you!

00:18:35Damn, where do you get that hair from?

00:18:37I'm working as a model from a photo shoot.

00:18:39Oh, I thought you were doing a substitution with the Supreme Court of Móstoles.

00:18:46The only thing I'm telling you is that if you're going to introduce me as a friend, I won't accompany you to any more photo shoots.

00:18:50Let another one hold your jacket.

00:18:52But aunt, have I never seen you like this?

00:18:54And what are you looking at?

00:18:59No, no, no, no, no. I'm here with the pulley.

00:19:03Ezequiel, son, I'm going to ask you a favor.

00:19:06Don't keep calling Dad Fernando because it might seem silly to you, but you're undermining my morale.

00:19:10One day, another day, another day...

00:19:13Hello.

00:19:15It's already starting.

00:19:16Hey, won't you give me a kiss?

00:19:18Maury, today I need a lot of understanding from boyfriend to burn.

00:19:21I've had a bad day.

00:19:22A lot of work?

00:19:23None. My firm is understaffed. No, I'm not taking off.

00:19:25I live in perpetual economic distress.

00:19:27But don't worry, I'm making money.

00:19:29Super Agus is selling very well. My book is a potential Da Vinci Code.

00:19:32Your book?

00:19:33But what if Mariano wrote it?

00:19:35Hey, no attacking, huh?

00:19:36If your business goes bad, it's not my fault.

00:19:38Cut down on silly expenses.

00:19:39Yeah. And where from?

00:19:40I don't know. Fire Natalia.

00:19:41No, poor thing.

00:19:42I've been working for free for a month now.

00:19:44Look at that hottie. She's chesty without borders.

00:19:46Maury, I'm not up for another one of your Othello moments now, eh?

00:19:49Look, I'm going to take a shower.

00:19:50Are you signing me up?

00:19:51No, uh, no. Not today.

00:19:55But do you see how you both undermine my self-esteem?

00:20:00Maury, I need to talk.

00:20:01Me too. Rock, paper, scissors.

00:20:07Come on, I'll start.

00:20:09I'm not okay. I don't know what's wrong with me.

00:20:11I see it. You came in and kissed your son.

00:20:14Oh, my boy.

00:20:18Ana has become a model and all the guys want to eat her alive.

00:20:21Oh, my friend, welcome to the world of bisexual doubt.

00:20:24This is how I've been with Fernando for years.

00:20:25Well, everything was fine.

00:20:27She was a flight attendant and I was a veterinarian and...

00:20:29Well, now she's taken to playing top models.

00:20:31And... and...

00:20:32I'm not very well, dude.

00:20:33Do you know what our problem is?

00:20:34We have very good-looking couples and that's bullshit.

00:20:37All my life I've tried to fall in love with an ugly man, but I haven't been able to.

00:20:40And then, of course, my sensitivity, my personality, my grace, well, it attracts sexy people like Fernando and, well, to suffer.

00:20:46So, if you were stupid and had an ugly boyfriend, you'd be happier.

00:20:49Yeah.

00:20:50I don't know.

00:20:51But because you always have to turn things around.

00:20:54Oh, what do I do?

00:20:55Just the mere thought of Ana being interested in a guy makes me...

00:20:59Listen, listen.

00:21:00I feel the same way about Fernando.

00:21:01Why don't we put them to the test?

00:21:03As?

00:21:04They are both very good.

00:21:05If there's a bisexual gene running through their veins, they'll have to attract each other.

00:21:08Let them be left alone with some excuse and we'll see.

00:21:10Sounds good, but...

00:21:12It's a little scary, isn't it?

00:21:13What if they get into a fight?

00:21:14Nothing.

00:21:15We kill them both and that's it.

00:21:16They all remain family.

00:21:17It's true.

00:21:18Temporary and unprecedented mental insanity.

00:21:22We got out of jail in two days.

00:21:23I know a small rural hotel that has a pig farm.

00:21:26We throw the bodies at them and they leave nothing.

00:21:28They gobble it up to the bone.

00:21:29Didn't you see the second part of the silence of the lambs there?

00:21:31Mauri, don't talk nonsense.

00:21:32They dissolve them with acid in the bathtub and that's it.

00:21:34You see?

00:21:35I'm not good at writing, but I do have creativity when it comes to relationship issues.

00:21:38Yeah.

00:21:39Mauri.

00:21:40Where do those killer quavers coming from in the yard?

00:21:43I don't know, but whoever it is has been like this all day.

00:21:45Master Dalai, Carlos, we already have bags for the vacuum cleaner.

00:21:57Ha ha ha.

00:21:58Come on, come, look, I've written the prayers on a blackboard for you so we can read them together.

00:22:02Higa toku burai shoki or shokoshu okusai asogi.

00:22:08Very good.

00:22:09Now cover your left eye and read the line below to me.

00:22:12Ah, Roberto, damn.

00:22:13Take it seriously, I'm doing it to help you.

00:22:15You too are lost in life.

00:22:17Yes, but I'll be right back.

00:22:18You're already blocking me.

00:22:19This step will never achieve bodhibatsa.

00:22:21And of course, we don't even talk about Buddhahood.

00:22:23Hello good.

00:22:24Hello.

00:22:25Where are you going with that?

00:22:26Pablo has been kicked out of the house.

00:22:27And we're going to hold him until he finds a place to put down roots.

00:22:30Uh, ah.

00:22:31Hey, teacher.

00:22:32Can you come here for a moment?

00:22:33Fuck.

00:22:34What a sofa.

00:22:35Here I sleep like God.

00:22:36Carlos, man, why do you bring anyone here?

00:22:37If the two of us alone, we're fucking great.

00:22:38Well, because he's a friend.

00:22:39And we burn karma and thus we can go up in world.

00:22:40Nan mioho, renge kyoho.

00:22:41Yeah, but he's handsome and he's going to steal all our girls.

00:22:42But what aunts if there have never been aunts here?

00:22:43Well, there will be, man.

00:22:44He is very negative.

00:22:45If he hears you perfectly, eh.

00:22:46And we're going to hold him until he finds a place to put down roots.

00:22:47Uh, ah.

00:22:48Hey, teacher.

00:22:49Can you come here for a moment?

00:22:50Damn, what a sofa.

00:22:51Here I sleep like God.

00:22:52Because he's a friend.

00:22:53And we burn karma and thus we can go up in world.

00:22:55Nan mioho, renge kyoho.

00:22:56Yeah, but he's handsome and he's going to steal all our girls.

00:22:58But what aunts if there have never been aunts here?

00:23:00Well, there will be, man.

00:23:01He is very negative.

00:23:02If he hears you perfectly, eh.

00:23:03I say this in case you are more comfortable here.

00:23:05The eradication of selfishness ends suffering and allows us to achieve Nirvana.

00:23:09Have you never heard of Sakamuni's Four Noble Truths?

00:23:15Hey, yes, you're staying.

00:23:22John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John.

00:23:39Honey, the doorbell is ringing, why don't you rest a little?

00:23:42I'm going, I'm going.

00:23:43It's just that I'm focusing on the scales to loosen the metacarpals.

00:23:46I have to buy sheet music.

00:23:48The day I play Beethoven's Passionata I'm going to cry.

00:23:51Hey, what if we swap the piano for one of those modern Nacho Cano-style keyboards?

00:23:55With effects, with rhythms, with headphones...

00:23:58No, no, no.

00:23:59You're not going to compare the feel of the weighted keys of a piano with a dirty keyboard.

00:24:04There's no way to interpret it with feeling, Isabel.

00:24:09Look, Juan, the ladies here are complaining about a certain vindictive acoustic torture towards them.

00:24:15Come on, stay still with the piano.

00:24:17No, no, no, no, sorry.

00:24:19I have a new hobby and this is a perfectly acceptable daytime schedule for it.

00:24:23Juan, with all my love, your playing is very bad, but very bad.

00:24:27Man, of course, I'm learning.

00:24:29Well, don't worry, he's considering other ways of expressing himself artistically.

00:24:34Paint, charcoal, plasticine.

00:24:37Oh, Play-Doh is pretty. I used to eat it when I was little.

00:24:40I'm sorry, Madam President, but I'm within my rights and I intend to continue playing.

00:24:44Where I used to live with my Antonio, there was also a man who played the piano.

00:24:49And?

00:24:50Well, one day he looked out onto the balcony and a flower box fell on his head.

00:24:54A shame, because it was promising.

00:24:56Concha, are you surreptitiously threatening me?

00:24:58Oh, no, no, no, no. But be careful.

00:25:01Well, that's it, come on, that's it. See you later.

00:25:05Thank goodness they live downstairs.

00:25:07In any case, when you go out on the street, stay close to the wall.

00:25:10Like those who sell coupons.

00:25:13These people are going to blackmail me.

00:25:18I'm going to continue.

00:25:20Oops, I hyperventilated.

00:25:23Again.

00:25:27But hey, this man can't be stopped in any way.

00:25:30No, man, they're my spaces.

00:25:32No, no, not in principle.

00:25:33Legally he has the right to play until 10 at night.

00:25:36I propose the flowerpot.

00:25:38It's hard to walk on the sidewalk.

00:25:40By being attentive...

00:25:42Votes in favor!

00:25:43Ladies, don't go crazy.

00:25:45This is unbearable.

00:25:47Stop it, damn it!

00:25:48But hang on, he has to sell us the apartment.

00:25:50Belén, react, you're the president.

00:25:52Of course, daughter, of course.

00:25:55Fernando, you are the lawyer of something.

00:25:57What do we do? Do we sue?

00:25:59But you don't get involved, crazy.

00:26:02Man, could moral damages be claimed?

00:26:04as long as it was demonstrated that noise pollution

00:26:07is it aggravating any type of mental or physical disorder?

00:26:10That's easy.

00:26:11Concha stops taking medication

00:26:12and in two days Saint Peter is taking his roll.

00:26:14Very bad.

00:26:15I am very sick.

00:26:17Well, come on, we'll give you a package.

00:26:19Torrijas likes to party.

00:26:21Come on, let's not load ourselves with negative energy.

00:26:23I think we can try to talk to Juan.

00:26:25Juan, people with beards tend to be reasonable.

00:26:27Oh yeah?

00:26:28And which university did that study?

00:26:30Amena, a novelty from the new president.

00:26:32The vertical joint by betrayal.

00:26:34Juan.

00:26:35Juan.

00:26:36Hey, wouldn't you mind limiting your musical activity to half an hour a day?

00:26:41For example, if you practice a lot you can get saturated.

00:26:44and learning loses its charm.

00:26:46Look, either you leave the piano now, or I'll put your testicles on the keyboard.

00:26:50and slam the lid shut.

00:26:51So.

00:26:52But many times.

00:26:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:54Already.

00:26:55Ah, very good.

00:26:56That is the attitude of the new government team.

00:26:58Well, you should know that I'm not going to stop until I hit the ground running.

00:27:01Subri's imprints and Chopin's nocturnes.

00:27:03No, not nocturnal.

00:27:05At night nothing is touched here.

00:27:06I am scrupulously respecting the schedules in force in the municipal ordinance

00:27:10on domestic activities with moderate acoustic impact.

00:27:13Look at the way he talks! He's so cute!

00:27:16Mom! Mom!

00:27:17Get inside now, man!

00:27:19Already!

00:27:20Fernando, it's clear that we have to go to trial.

00:27:22You're hired.

00:27:23Ma'am, I make those decisions.

00:27:26Fernando, you're hired.

00:27:28Well, wait until you see what he charges us.

00:27:31It's expensive, huh?

00:27:32Yes, but I get a price from the neighbors.

00:27:34Of course, the sales.

00:27:35Would you mind coming here for a second?

00:27:38I like trials.

00:27:41Well, we can go together and then we'll have a drink.

00:27:44But how could you possibly think of legally representing the Eastwick witches?

00:27:47Juan Cuesta will become president again at any moment and will make our lives miserable.

00:27:50Mauri, it has nothing to do with it.

00:27:51Professional life is one thing, and neighborly coexistence is another.

00:27:53Yes, that is beautiful.

00:27:54But imagine the three gentlemen if you lose your mind.

00:27:57But doesn't this man playing the piano bother you?

00:27:59A lot.

00:28:00And hunger in the world.

00:28:01And the wars.

00:28:02And the politicians.

00:28:03And the oil tankers sinking.

00:28:04How much?

00:28:05Because being a citizen means swallowing and accepting with Christian resignation the various shits

00:28:08with which the day to day gives you.

00:28:09Well, you see it one way and I see it another.

00:28:11Tomorrow morning I'll be in court filing the lawsuit.

00:28:14Wait until you see what time we go to bed, because Bea and Yana are coming over for dinner tonight.

00:28:17No, no, no, no, not tonight, please, no.

00:28:20Stay, stay, wait.

00:28:21What are you doing?

00:28:22I want you to see the lazy face he always makes when he takes me out of here.

00:28:25But why are we going to have dinner with them?

00:28:27I just see him as stupid.

00:28:28Because now that he has a girlfriend, Bea and I see each other less.

00:28:30Yana, why don't you know her?

00:28:31But besides being pretty, she's a wonderful girl.

00:28:33Because I'm gay, gay, otherwise...

00:28:35Mauri, are you okay?

00:28:36You're flirting with a woman.

00:28:37It's your foster family.

00:28:39Well, your surrogate child's surrogate mother.

00:28:41Okay, okay, okay, ok.

00:28:42Don't worry, grandpa, have dinner.

00:28:44And when he gets tired, I put the hot water bottle on him and he goes to bed.

00:28:51Bea, everything is organized.

00:28:53Let her get pretty, okay?

00:28:58I'm really sorry you have to go.

00:29:00I didn't want to.

00:29:01It has been a political commitment.

00:29:03Look, Belén, how can you kick me out after the beating I've taken to leave all this like this?

00:29:07Do you know how much cheap furniture we've had to put together with blood, sweat, and nuts and bolts?

00:29:11What we missed in the kitchen section.

00:29:13They closed the store with us inside.

00:29:15We had to survive a night eating those Swedish meatballs.

00:29:18Well, if you pay 600 euros rent you can stay.

00:29:21600 euros?

00:29:22Hey, it's a bohemian attic right in the center.

00:29:26No, no, no, no, no.

00:29:27Look, Andrés and I have been talking and we have decided that we are going to my parents' house until we find something.

00:29:32And when have we talked about that?

00:29:34Andrés, don't embarrass me in front of people, please, I beg you, okay?

00:29:36Well, nothing, you discuss it and nothing, as long as you leave tomorrow, then that's it.

00:29:41Tomorrow?

00:29:42See you later.

00:29:43Well, if Emilio was right, he is a bad bug.

00:29:48And going to your parents' house is the joke, right?

00:29:51No.

00:29:52Oh?

00:29:53And is there a pool?

00:29:57Being president is hell.

00:30:00And Juan Cuesta has been like this for 14 years.

00:30:03This man should be canonized.

00:30:05Ratzinger must know this now.

00:30:08Say that for the first time you are doing something with your life!

00:30:11It took you 27 years, but...

00:30:13Mom, I'm 32!

00:30:15Yeah, but take off 5, that's what I take off.

00:30:18Let's come to an agreement, shall we?

00:30:20Ah!

00:30:22Look.

00:30:30Girls, you don't want to be vice president.

00:30:32I really don't have the energy for this.

00:30:34It serves you right for being a coward and not telling Pedro what you have to tell him.

00:30:38Are you coming to dinner with me tonight?

00:30:40But how annoying is this press guy.

00:30:42Come on, I'll answer you, okay?

00:30:44No.

00:30:45But what are you going to put in it?

00:30:46Nothing, I'm a lesbian, leave me alone.

00:30:47Give it to me, Bea.

00:30:48Daughter, that surface-to-air missile silo you have in the bathroom cabinet,

00:30:53what is it due to?

00:30:55Mom, don't play dumb.

00:30:56They are vibrators.

00:30:57No, if you are, you will never find a man in life.

00:31:00Oh Jesus, we're lesbians.

00:31:01Yes, indoor lesbians.

00:31:03Come on, let's go.

00:31:04Mom, you don't understand anything, huh?

00:31:06You certainly have quite an ecosystem set up here.

00:31:09Hello, Star.

00:31:10Hello.

00:31:11Hi how are things?

00:31:12Pedro!

00:31:13Mom, it sounds like Penelope Cruz at the Oscars.

00:31:14Bombshell news, darling.

00:31:15We already have church for next week.

00:31:16What do you mean next week?

00:31:17But weren't we getting married in the spring?

00:31:18Yes, but a friend has given us a date because he has cancelled his wedding.

00:31:19He caught his girlfriend in bed with the designer who was making her dress.

00:31:20Of course, so much putting the bass into it.

00:31:21But, but I won't have time if I have a lot of things to do, that...

00:31:22What are the people of... like?

00:31:23What are the people of... like?

00:31:24Pedro?

00:31:25Pedro?

00:31:26Pedro?

00:31:27Pedro?

00:31:28Pedro?

00:31:29Mom, it sounds like Penelope Cruz at the Oscars.

00:31:30Bombshell news, darling.

00:31:31We already have church for next week.

00:31:32What do you mean next week?

00:31:33Pedro?

00:31:34Pedro?

00:31:35Pedro?

00:31:36Pedro?

00:31:37Pedro?

00:31:38Pedro?

00:31:39Pedro?

00:31:40What's happening?

00:31:41Pedro?

00:31:42Pedro?

00:31:43I won't have time if I have a lot of things to do, which...

00:31:46Pedro?

00:31:47What are the people of... like?

00:31:48How can you cheat on someone who loves you enough to marry you?

00:31:53Let's...

00:31:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, but thank goodness you're with my daughter, who would never do something like that to you,

00:31:58TRUE?

00:31:59Sure, Mom.

00:32:00If I have the gene for fidelity in my blood, like you, right?

00:32:04Are you excited, princess?

00:32:08Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:32:10The thing is, with all this being president, well, I'm a bit behind on everything and I don't know if I'll have time.

00:32:18I love you, if you're into partying, huh?

00:32:20Well, hey, I'm going to go, I'm organizing the honeymoon.

00:32:25Hey, do you like Fiji Islands?

00:32:27Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I go there a lot, the food is very good.

00:32:34Pedro, do you know the harm you're doing to me?

00:32:39Maria Jesus, for God's sake.

00:32:40Well yes, I spend the day having fantasies about you, at the market, at Pilates.

00:32:45And I've already touched myself.

00:32:47Well, that's all very well, but...

00:32:49I'm letting my hair grow so I can wear it in pigtails, which I know you like.

00:32:52Look, I made a photomontage so you can see how good they look on me, you see?

00:32:56Listen, you seem like a wonderful woman to me, really.

00:32:59Sure, but that's normal.

00:33:01But you are my girlfriend's mother.

00:33:03Well, I tell her she's adopted, but she's going to be very happy.

00:33:06María Jesús, I'm sorry, I love Belén and I'm going to marry her.

00:33:11Okay, then you take out the trash.

00:33:13Wow!

00:33:20Of course, my love.

00:33:22Well, I'm happy, darling.

00:33:24Do you miss me?

00:33:25Look, he has another beer, he's talking to Lourdes.

00:33:28Damn, this is the first time in my life I've seen a video store with a beer tap.

00:33:31Of course, this is a multicultural space.

00:33:34Hey, you and I should start a business together.

00:33:37I even have the name.

00:33:38It's Apuzalia, Comprehensive Home Service.

00:33:41The only time I've ever partnered up in my life, it went terribly wrong.

00:33:45What happened?

00:33:45I got married.

00:33:46A disaster.

00:33:47Watch out, watch out, here it comes.

00:33:48We already have a date for the wedding.

00:33:50Lourdes and I are getting married next Saturday.

00:33:53God.

00:33:54And why so soon?

00:33:55Of course, so that he doesn't have time to leave the country.

00:33:57Paquito, flees by road.

00:33:59They will have people controlling the airports.

00:34:01But why are you always doing the same thing?

00:34:03You just can't understand that I marry for love.

00:34:06No.

00:34:07No.

00:34:08Look, Paquito, now seriously, eh?

00:34:10I'm going to talk to you like a friend who truly loves you.

00:34:12I understand that flirting has never been easy for you.

00:34:14As a little boy you fell in love with Candy Candy and that set the bar very high for you.

00:34:18But, man, you're very young.

00:34:19Don't cling to straws.

00:34:20Because Lourdes is a burning nail.

00:34:23Hey, sorry, but yours is much more pathetic, huh?

00:34:25You have to blackmail Belén to sleep with her.

00:34:28No, no, no, no.

00:34:28She is delighted.

00:34:29Because I make up for Papa Smurf's shortcomings.

00:34:31Yes, but she's going to marry him.

00:34:33That is because overall he sees him as more complete.

00:34:34Me too.

00:34:35That is, Belén hits the jackpot.

00:34:37She's acting like president, screwing you over.

00:34:38He treats himself to you whenever he feels like it.

00:34:40Who is using whom?

00:34:45It's just that she's bad, right?

00:34:46Son, accept it.

00:34:47What happens to you with Belén is what happens to Morrientes with Madrid.

00:34:50You're always going to be sitting on the bench.

00:34:52Well, I don't feel like it.

00:34:53I snitch on his horns, I ruin his wedding and I'm left feeling so calm.

00:34:57It's true that he was using me.

00:34:59If love blinds you.

00:35:04Of course, you're not getting anything, are you?

00:35:06No, but I'm better off than at home.

00:35:08Alicia was going for this one, just like Natalia now.

00:35:10Deep down, Fernando loves it.

00:35:12That I love.

00:35:12Yes, he plays the unattainable Gay Bilil who drives them all crazy.

00:35:16No, poor Mauri has a terrible time because, of course, the aunts see Fernando and say

00:35:19I'm bringing this one back from the dark side.

00:35:21Normal, with how handsome he is.

00:35:22Well, you had the same problem with Ana, didn't you?

00:35:24Come on, I wouldn't let her go out alone on the street.

00:35:26No, but I handle it much better than Mauri and I'm not as insecure.

00:35:29Hey, have you never thought about getting married?

00:35:31Oh, what a boring pause.

00:35:36I'm going to take advantage of this time to go to the bathroom.

00:35:37The same one you did.

00:35:39Well, then, Ana, you think she's pretty, don't you?

00:35:42Ah, it's horrible.

00:35:44Yes, I said it to look good.

00:35:45Yeah?

00:35:50Repeat what I say.

00:35:51Hello, Belén.

00:35:52Hello, Belén.

00:35:53That Ezequiel has a fever of 39.

00:35:55That Ezequiel has a fever of 39.

00:35:56And now worry.

00:35:57And now worry.

00:35:59No, you should look worried.

00:36:00Say, okay, okay, I'll come up right now.

00:36:02Okay, okay, okay.

00:36:03Yes, I'm going up right now.

00:36:04It's so they're left alone.

00:36:06Hang up, I'll leave and we'll go.

00:36:07What's happening?

00:36:10Hey, hey, I have to go upstairs for a moment.

00:36:13Let's see Ezequiel, he's sick.

00:36:14I've had a sore throat for a while now, which...

00:36:16Am I going with you?

00:36:17No, I'll go with her.

00:36:19Let's see if with the delirium of the fever the child finally calls me dad.

00:36:22Well, then I'll pick up a little.

00:36:23No, but you guys keep eating, I've made dessert.

00:36:26Sure, if we come right away.

00:36:28Or not, it depends on what the child has.

00:36:29But you enjoy.

00:36:31Remove the herb pomace.

00:36:37How odd.

00:36:39But where are we going?

00:36:40To the central studios of Radiopatio.

00:36:43Oh, what a surprise!

00:36:45Excuse me.

00:36:48Jesus.

00:36:49Are you lacking sugar or something?

00:36:51No, we need to cook up a science experiment.

00:36:56Look how close they've sat.

00:36:57They like each other, they like each other, for sure.

00:36:59Tell me about the movie, I caught it halfway through.

00:37:01What do I know?

00:37:02Now we're giving him the exclusive?

00:37:04Well...

00:37:05Bea and I are going through a crisis.

00:37:07What are you saying?

00:37:08And everything is going very well, but since I found a job, he's been jealous and stupid.

00:37:13I just don't understand anything.

00:37:14What does it say?

00:37:15That you are in crisis and that you are stupid.

00:37:17But how do you guys pick up conversations from here?

00:37:19I don't know, practice.

00:37:20What happened to you if you loved each other a lot?

00:37:22What are you doing here?

00:37:24Madam, go to bed, I'm staying awake.

00:37:26It's that I have gas.

00:37:27Ah, I tell her this yes.

00:37:28Concha, Inga and Fernando are going to have sex.

00:37:31What are you gays like?

00:37:33Are you sinking the country?

00:37:35Ah, don't worry.

00:37:36This is the typical insecure girlfriend bird.

00:37:38Well, this has happened to me with Mauri a lot of times.

00:37:42He once hit a saleswoman because she came out of my fitting room with a pair of jeans in her hand.

00:37:47I mean, imagine.

00:37:48Look, if you love Bea, well, I don't know, be patient.

00:37:51Of course I love her.

00:37:52If I didn't know she was a lesbian before I met her.

00:37:55What, what, what?

00:37:56You don't know if she's a lesbian?

00:37:58What did I tell you?

00:37:59Did I tell you or not?

00:37:59Thank you very much for listening to me, Fernando.

00:38:02You have helped me so much.

00:38:04Nothing, woman.

00:38:05What is the apostate family for?

00:38:06Come on, shall we pick this up?

00:38:08Yes of course.

00:38:09Yeah.

00:38:10Caution, caution, disperse.

00:38:14Mauri, these two are making out.

00:38:15I see it very clearly.

00:38:17If you couples today don't have patience.

00:38:20No, they're not going to make out at home.

00:38:21They are feeling each other out.

00:38:23Tomorrow we have to come up with something to get our act together.

00:38:25I have lived with my Antonio for forty years.

00:38:27Until he died on me.

00:38:29Congratulations because you will be in heaven.

00:38:30Well, but how do you see it?

00:38:31Evil.

00:38:32Go fill the tub with acid.

00:38:34I don't have the dream.

00:38:35We played a tote.

00:38:36Vicenta, I've run out of patches.

00:38:39Bring me a chinchón.

00:38:42Take.

00:38:43Here, look how fast the girl is.

00:38:45Hey, I'm going to catch you on the straight.

00:38:46How good.

00:38:47Hey, what are you doing, man?

00:38:48That you took me out.

00:38:49Come on, see you later.

00:38:50Look, look, look at these graves.

00:38:51Yeah?

00:38:51You're going to shit yourself, you're going to shit yourself.

00:38:53Hey, are you sure there isn't another remote?

00:38:55If you are a package on the console,

00:38:57give us some microwave popcorn or something.

00:38:59Hey, don't you think we should take a hot tub?

00:39:01No, damn it, not now.

00:39:03Take.

00:39:04Hey, you've already whirlpooled with this one.

00:39:05What are you saying, man?

00:39:07Come on, last lap.

00:39:09You're going to shit yourself.

00:39:09Come on, come on, come on.

00:39:10Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

00:39:13Shit, but...

00:39:14Oh, the power has gone out.

00:39:18He's back now.

00:39:19But you can tell what you're up to, man.

00:39:21I've seen you.

00:39:22Look, Roberto, you're hurting me.

00:39:24Well.

00:39:25So, are you the one who said that I didn't trust this relationship?

00:39:27And why didn't we buy a house together?

00:39:29But how can I trust?

00:39:30If when another arrives you push me aside.

00:39:31But no way, I'm not giving you the cold shoulder.

00:39:33The thing is, Pablo gives me things that you can't.

00:39:36Do you know how painful it is to hear that?

00:39:37This is scary.

00:39:39I'm experiencing all the bad things about living with a partner, but without the sex.

00:39:41Oh, what's up?

00:39:42Now you want us to go to bed?

00:39:43What are you saying, man?

00:39:44Hey, I'll find another place.

00:39:46I don't want to get in the middle of it either...

00:39:48Whatever you are.

00:39:48That we are nothing.

00:39:50Ah, very good.

00:39:50Well, since we're nothing, I don't want to buy this house anymore.

00:39:53Hey, don't raise your voice at me in front of the kid.

00:39:55Look, I had a future project with you.

00:39:57Oh, guys, that's enough, right?

00:40:00Hey, don't slam the doors, okay?

00:40:01That's what I do.

00:40:02Damn, what a move.

00:40:07Hey, don't slam the doors, okay?

00:40:37Come on, don't fuck with me.

00:40:54Nine o'clock.

00:40:55The mother who gave birth to him.

00:40:56It's an a.

00:41:03It's an a.

00:41:05It's the key on the side.

00:41:07The.

00:41:09The.

00:41:11Where isn't there any?

00:41:12It can't be done.

00:41:13How are you?

00:41:27Good, good, good.

00:41:28Here already practicing a specific piece.

00:41:31Scales end up tiring.

00:41:32And what do you play?

00:41:34For Elisa.

00:41:35By Ludwig van Beethoven.

00:41:36No, not for Elisa.

00:41:38If Elisa hears this, she won't recognize it.

00:41:41Listen to this, Elisa, and she leaves and doesn't come back.

00:41:44Never.

00:41:44Don't be cruel, woman.

00:41:46I'm just starting.

00:41:47Now I have to repeat it and repeat it and repeat it until it comes out.

00:41:51This has given me back my zest for life, Isabel.

00:41:53Now I am happy.

00:41:54No, me.

00:41:55I am happy because you are happy.

00:41:57But wouldn't it be better if instead of playing here at home you looked for an academy in the outside world?

00:42:02Because?

00:42:03Am I bothering you?

00:42:03No, no, not me, I love it.

00:42:07I say this for Natalita, who is pregnant, and your music, even if it's very good, can affect the number of limbs in the fetus, for example.

00:42:17Incorrect.

00:42:18According to a study from the University of New Hampshire, classical music promotes embryonic development and the formation of internal organs.

00:42:24Yes, but I think it depends on how you play it.

00:42:29That's where I think the key lies.

00:42:30Hello, Juan. Look, our lawyer is going to say a few words to you here.

00:42:37Take.

00:42:39We have filed a lawsuit against you in the Court of First Instance, number 10, for the noise you are making with the piano.

00:42:45We're going to ask you for compensation. You're causing us mental disorders.

00:42:50Sorry, but you were already like that before. Don't blame the piano.

00:42:52Be careful, but we still have time to withdraw the lawsuit as long as you agree in writing to stop using this piano.

00:42:58No, no, no, you're not intimidating me.

00:42:59You have lost that judgment and you know it.

00:43:02Well, you bring that piano.

00:43:03Mom, please control that inner chatterbox inside you.

00:43:06Let's see. I don't go to meetings anymore. I don't complain about anything or anyone.

00:43:10I just ask that I be allowed to practice my hobby in peace.

00:43:13The favorite sport of this staircase is to make my life miserable.

00:43:16Well, you're partly right, but...

00:43:19Well, they don't respect you.

00:43:21If the same thing happened to you when you went to school.

00:43:23Even if you get rheumatoid arthritis in your phalanges.

00:43:26Where did you get that from?

00:43:27You got it, mom, from doing so much cross-stitch.

00:43:30Don't you remember?

00:43:30Me? What am I supposed to remember?

00:43:32Oh! That's right, you weren't there.

00:43:34Let's see if it's true that they're losing their minds.

00:43:37Juan, among the others, all this has me a little worried.

00:43:44Don't worry, we've already won that trial.

00:43:46The judge is going to laugh.

00:43:47But I'm not worried about the trial at all.

00:43:51What worries me are the entrances and exits of the building.

00:43:54Oops!

00:43:55You think?

00:43:56It's like Bush deciding to put a burger in Baghdad.

00:43:59Well, it's a bit of a foolish provocation.

00:44:02Come on, honey, you trust me.

00:44:04I have everything under control.

00:44:10No.

00:44:11Everything, everything, no.

00:44:15Fer, hey, Bea and I have a little thing coming up.

00:44:18We're going on a trip to Badajoz.

00:44:19We'll be back tomorrow.

00:44:20To Badajoz? Why?

00:44:21It's that a lifelong friend of Bea's is going to do a lesbian painting exhibition.

00:44:25Yes, at the House of Culture in Badajoz.

00:44:27That they gave her an award for her dreamy vagina.

00:44:30A triptych.

00:44:31One leg, another leg and in the center the darkness.

00:44:35Mixed female.

00:44:36And since Ana is less mystical, I asked Mauri to accompany me.

00:44:40It's that I want to invest in art.

00:44:41And if it's lesbian, even better.

00:44:43Because you help a disadvantaged group that needs it.

00:44:46Well, disadvantaged...

00:44:47Yes, so we're going to Badajoz and spending the night there.

00:44:50Because your friend had a bar, right?

00:44:51Yes, yes, a place for cocktails and beers from around the world.

00:44:55Well, come on, let's go.

00:44:56If you go over eighty, you'll stop three times to make way for the track.

00:44:59Goodbye, darling.

00:45:00Bye bye.

00:45:01Oh, call Ana!

00:45:02You have a drink, you keep each other company.

00:45:05Excellent!

00:45:06Don't run!

00:45:15Ana, can you come down for a moment?

00:45:19I want to tell you something.

00:45:21Yes, yes, quite important.

00:45:26Now we're going to tell Ana the same thing.

00:45:27Hey, do you think he bought it?

00:45:29Yes, Fernando is my pet.

00:45:31Hello!

00:45:32I'm going down to the video store for a second to see if they have soap for intimate hygiene.

00:45:36Hello, come in, come in.

00:45:54Look how quickly he called her.

00:45:56So the phone numbers were given last night.

00:46:00No, Bea hasn't told me that they're going to any exhibition.

00:46:02Of course, if it's even a lie.

00:46:04I went online and there's no lesbian painting exhibition at the Badajoz Cultural Center.

00:46:09There is only a tai chi course for retirees and a performance by a choir and dance group.

00:46:14It is called Extremeños Horizons.

00:46:15So where does it go?

00:46:16Good question.

00:46:18But it is clear that they want to be left alone.

00:46:19That?

00:46:22What are you saying?

00:46:23No, no, no.

00:46:24Bea couldn't be more lesbian and Mauri couldn't be more gay.

00:46:27Yes, but between them it is different.

00:46:28There has always been a special vibe.

00:46:31Like when they were dealing with artificial insemination and ran out of money.

00:46:34They were about to go to bed.

00:46:35Well, they say they didn't do it, but who knows, because I was in London.

00:46:39You're leaving me in shock.

00:46:41Besides, you didn't say that Bea is very jealous of you.

00:46:43This is a very clear mirror mechanism.

00:46:46You accuse your partner of feeling what you really feel.

00:46:49What wish does another person make?

00:46:50This is how he discharges his guilt complex.

00:46:52What are you saying? That they're having a relationship?

00:46:54I don't know, I don't know.

00:46:58But there is something.

00:47:00Fuck.

00:47:01That's what I say.

00:47:08Shit, and now the Powerpuff Girls aren't here.

00:47:10We're missing the conversation.

00:47:11They might be setting it up already.

00:47:13I'm going in.

00:47:14Don't worry, Starsky, they're not going to do anything wrong here.

00:47:16Radiopatio has a lot of coverage and Fernando is very discreet.

00:47:19He will take her to a hotel.

00:47:21And I think I know which one.

00:47:22Well, say it then.

00:47:23To the one who took me the first night.

00:47:24Small, romantic and very discreet.

00:47:26Of course, like him, I hadn't come out of the closet yet.

00:47:28Well, let's go there and hunt them down.

00:47:30I think I have your hotel phone in the bedroom.

00:47:40I'll be right back.

00:47:41And what do I do?

00:47:42Go up and tell Ana that you're leaving, that the words haven't been said yet, that you're not in the ones you're in.

00:47:46Yes it's true.

00:47:47Oh, how focused.

00:47:48You have to be there to lie.

00:47:51I'm going to pick up something I forgot.

00:47:53And just like that, I give you another kiss.

00:47:56Okay, so I'm going to buy a...

00:47:58Printer ink.

00:48:00Yes, yes, you start printing photos and you'll use it up in two days.

00:48:04Come on, see you later, okay?

00:48:04Hotel Zouk?

00:48:16Hi how are things?

00:48:18Already.

00:48:20Excuse me, has anyone booked the suite for tonight?

00:48:23Oh, could you tell me who?

00:48:25Yeah, I get it.

00:48:26Well, look, I'd like to reserve one.

00:48:31Yes, on behalf of...

00:48:33Juan Cuesta.

00:48:50Ana, confirmed.

00:48:52Mauri just booked a suite at the hotel I took him to when we met.

00:48:55God, what hotel is it?

00:48:58Hotel Zouk.

00:49:01Okay, okay.

00:49:02Then we meet.

00:49:16Yeah.

00:49:16Mauri, is that hotel you're talking about called Zouk?

00:49:19Yeah.

00:49:20They go to that one, they go to that one.

00:49:21I heard Ana talking on the phone.

00:49:22Well, they're in for a surprise because I've already booked the room.

00:49:26Mauri, we're both sick, huh?

00:49:28Already.

00:49:29Emotional masochism.

00:49:34Mariano!

00:49:35Mariano!

00:49:36Go for it!

00:49:37Go see if it goes up!

00:49:38Man, the speed is pathetic, but it goes up, it goes up.

00:49:47Dad, leave that man alone, he's working.

00:49:50How bad it is to have free time.

00:49:53Come, come, come, come.

00:49:54Stop, stop, stop, stop!

00:49:57Now give it down.

00:49:58No, it doesn't go down.

00:50:03But how come it doesn't go down?

00:50:04Damn, where are you hitting it?

00:50:06Damn, then to zero.

00:50:07You don't need a master's degree either.

00:50:11What's up, what's up?

00:50:12Is the elevator working now?

00:50:13But how will it work if you hired Bebe Gotera to save a few bucks?

00:50:17And you will surely get your commission from there.

00:50:18You shut up and scrub the tile, okay?

00:50:20No, no, no, no, no, wait a moment because we have to talk, okay?

00:50:23That you are the one who is using me.

00:50:24And I'm tired of playing you Mr. Proper.

00:50:26God, but how annoying.

00:50:27What do you want, Emilio?

00:50:28I have a lot of things to do, I'm getting married next week.

00:50:30Or not, because you're making me feel bad and I'm going to have to talk to Pedro about our relationship.

00:50:33Look, Emilio, don't stress me out anymore.

00:50:35If you want to tell him, you tell him.

00:50:36But leave me alone, you've all got me up to here.

00:50:39Ah, okay, okay, okay.

00:50:42Miguel Ángel, Juan Cuesta, former president of Desengaño 21.

00:50:46No, no, I'm not at the police station, don't worry.

00:50:49I'll see you at the office.

00:50:50I need legal coverage for something silly.

00:50:54Good morning.

00:50:55Mr. Juan, look, the president asked me to scrub the tile joints,

00:51:00but this doesn't work.

00:51:01Besides, it's historical rubbish, huh?

00:51:03I think it can't be touched.

00:51:04The city council is going to fine us.

00:51:05Look, don't tell me about your life.

00:51:07You faked a depression-related illness, which hastened my political downfall.

00:51:10No, excuse me.

00:51:11You lost the presidency because the weed stuck its finger in your...

00:51:13Well, let's forget about that topic now.

00:51:15If Belén tells you to scrub, then you scrub.

00:51:20Mortgage, a penny has been missed.

00:51:23Ladies!

00:51:25This is an attempt on my life.

00:51:27A malmicide.

00:51:28Emilio, you've seen it, haven't you?

00:51:29No, no, no, no, I haven't seen anything.

00:51:31When they tell me to wash, I wash and I don't, no.

00:51:35Well, I take some photos with my cell phone.

00:51:38This act will not go unpunished!

00:51:41I know you're listening!

00:51:42You haven't given it to him.

00:51:50You should have left me.

00:51:51That flowerpot wasn't one of those good ones to throw away.

00:51:55Are you going to catch a cold?

00:51:57What are you doing?

00:51:58Well here, watching people go by.

00:52:00Old ladies' stuff.

00:52:02Hey.

00:52:03Thank you.

00:52:05You see?

00:52:05Here you check in and then drive to your room.

00:52:08Oh, and you walk straight into the private garage.

00:52:10Don't come.

00:52:11This is cuckold heaven.

00:52:13Yes, that's what I think, Fernando.

00:52:14Come on, go for it.

00:52:14This is the milk.

00:52:38Welcome to the suite, come in.

00:52:40Here is a mirror.

00:52:41Yeah.

00:52:44It has this heated pool.

00:52:50And this is a waterbed.

00:52:52Of course, an orgasm sports center.

00:52:54Well, now it's about figuring out which room they come in.

00:52:58Okay, well, you do the research, I'm going to take a bath.

00:53:00Come on, Bea, focus, we've come here to upset them.

00:53:03Well, that's why.

00:53:03We're already guaranteed a tantrum, aren't we?

00:53:05Let's enjoy the room.

00:53:06But if you don't have a swimsuit.

00:53:08You're gay, there's trust.

00:53:09Come on, come on, let's go.

00:53:10No?

00:53:12Come on.

00:53:13Okay, maybe I'll go for the jacuzzi.

00:53:14No, I'm pregnant.

00:53:18I can't carry weight.

00:53:20When I was eight months pregnant, I had to deal with a move.

00:53:25So...

00:53:26Damn, Dad, what a level, huh?

00:53:34Juan.

00:53:36What's happening?

00:53:37Hello darling.

00:53:38We are conducting an expert assessment to demonstrate that the noise level does not exceed the values permitted by municipal ordinance.

00:53:44He is a technical inspector for the city council specializing in acoustic impact and he is a qualified professor at the Higher Conservatory of Music.

00:53:52Choosing judgment with an ace up your sleeve.

00:53:54Tomorrow we have the oral hearing.

00:53:56Wow, Inés!

00:53:57With quick trials.

00:53:59Let's see if we're lucky and...

00:54:00And we won.

00:54:02Thank you so much for your support, girls.

00:54:04You are giving me a lot of strength.

00:54:05Nothing, Juan.

00:54:06When there is love, there is love.

00:54:07And that can overcome anything.

00:54:08No.

00:54:09I don't know why I kept this piano.

00:54:17And besides, it is ugly.

00:54:29But look, Cristina is there.

00:54:32Of course, now they are naked, holding hands, floating against each other.

00:54:36Ana, please don't tip over, okay?

00:54:39I'm going to be in that bad one.

00:54:45What do you hear?

00:54:46Nothing.

00:54:47This is very well soundproofed.

00:54:50Oops.

00:54:52The bed is cool, huh?

00:54:54Go, go.

00:54:54Okay.

00:54:56I'm going to go room by room until I find them.

00:54:59Oh, let me order some rolls first, come on.

00:55:01But how can you be thinking about eating?

00:55:03Hey, when I get stressed I get hungry.

00:55:04Lucky me, my hair is falling out.

00:55:06Yeah.

00:55:07Sweet balls.

00:55:08Yes, yes, who is it?

00:55:10Reception.

00:55:10His wife is here.

00:55:11Shit, Susana, get dressed.

00:55:12But why is it charging you?

00:55:16Tell me.

00:55:17I found it for you.

00:55:18Suido rumba.

00:55:19What sons of bitches.

00:55:20Take it away, take it away, take it away, take it away.

00:55:21We have to give them time to get down to business.

00:55:23If not, getting caught isn't so humiliating.

00:55:25But how are we going to stay here while they are there?

00:55:27I don't know, don't upset me, okay?

00:55:30I think I'll also order the hake.

00:55:32Okay, but you pay for this partly, right?

00:55:33I'll pay for it.

00:55:34Come on, my love, there's not much time left.

00:55:36You've been telling me that all afternoon, really, I'd rather you shut up.

00:55:40Are my parents waiting for us for dinner?

00:55:42Damn, this already works.

00:55:44What a joy for my back.

00:55:46What are you going to put in there?

00:55:47Carmen, please don't be distressing.

00:55:52Well, here it is.

00:55:54Look, this is a challenge.

00:55:56We have an elevator that goes up, but not down.

00:55:58You can't even see a damn thing.

00:56:00I don't know why they put a light in here.

00:56:02I'm telling you it's the Delbío pulley, which is blocking the lifting hook.

00:56:05You'll see.

00:56:06Mariano, Mariano, don't touch there.

00:56:07Touch it in the box!

00:56:10Holy crap, the booth has come down.

00:56:15Thank goodness there was no one inside.

00:56:17Andrew!

00:56:19Andrew!

00:56:20Andrew!

00:56:21Let us avoid triumphalism.

00:56:22We're going down.

00:56:23The Virgin!

00:56:25Andrew!

00:56:26Andrés, Andrés, my love, tell me something.

00:56:28Are you OK?

00:56:29What I do?

00:56:30Tell Isabel I love her.

00:56:32Go on, tell him yourself, it doesn't bother you.

00:56:34Come on, take it, take it.

00:56:35What a blow he must have taken.

00:56:37If I jump from the video store.

00:56:38It hasn't been a good start for the botcher, and let's face it.

00:56:42Of course, they touch what shouldn't be touched.

00:56:44But, but, but, what happened?

00:56:45What happened?

00:56:46That the elevator from the third floor has fallen with Andrés Guerra inside.

00:56:49What do you say?

00:56:50And is it okay?

00:56:50No, the entire cabin has to be replaced.

00:56:52You'll see the spill.

00:56:53I say Andrés.

00:56:54Man, it didn't look good.

00:56:55Oh my God!

00:56:58Oh my God!

00:56:58What's the matter?

00:56:59Oh, I can't breathe!

00:57:01Oh, I can't feel my hands!

00:57:03Oh, that's going to be something from the heart, huh!

00:57:05Wit, don't fuck with me.

00:57:06This was very bad for the register.

00:57:08Go, go to the ambulance!

00:57:09He's already gone!

00:57:10Well, damn it, call someone else!

00:57:11But wait, I'm going to get the van!

00:57:13Nativity scene!

00:57:14Bethlehem, look at me!

00:57:15Look at me!

00:57:16Don't go!

00:57:17Hey, word of mouth!

00:57:18Don't go!

00:57:19Nativity scene!

00:57:20Oh, I'd give him mouth-to-mouth!

00:57:22Get out of here!

00:57:36Are you still mad at me?

00:57:37Let me.

00:57:38Come on, man.

00:57:39Nothing in my limping eye.

00:57:40Yeah.

00:57:41Now.

00:57:42Come on, go on.

00:57:47I don't like us being angry.

00:57:48Yes, I have a great time with you.

00:57:51Me with you.

00:57:53Well, that's it.

00:57:54Okay, fine.

00:57:55Suppose I forgive you.

00:57:57What do we do with the child?

00:57:58We sent him to boarding school with Josemi.

00:58:00Roberto, I'm serious.

00:58:02But man, weren't you the one who was helping a friend and burning karma and I don't know...?

00:58:05Look, if we go and buy a flat together,

00:58:08I have to know that what we have is serious,

00:58:10that you're not going to leave me for the first one who plays the console well.

00:58:12But what's the point? Pablo's only here for a little while.

00:58:14You fill me more.

00:58:16Okay.

00:58:18A hug.

00:58:19We're going to be left with the red one.

00:58:21Hey, I'm almost leaving.

00:58:24I'll figure things out, okay?

00:58:25You have a bit of a strange thing going on here.

00:58:27A weird roll? Why?

00:58:29Leave him, he's a kid.

00:58:30Fernando, we don't do anything like this here.

00:58:36We must find out where they are.

00:58:39What if we set off the fire alarm?

00:58:41Now there's a stampede of naked customers and we'll catch them.

00:58:44No.

00:58:45Let's go door to door, see if we hear anything.

00:58:46Good evening, room service.

00:58:59Forward.

00:59:00Can I leave it here if you want some privacy?

00:59:02No, come in, come in, we're not getting out of the jacuzzi like that.

00:59:21Do you need anything else, gentlemen?

00:59:22No, thank you very much.

00:59:23We are gathering strength for the next leap.

00:59:26Hey, what's the white chocolate mousse with dark chocolate sprinkles and mandarin ice cream like?

00:59:30Well, you've defined it quite well.

00:59:33Honey, are you pregnant again?

00:59:36Mauri, with a woman.

00:59:38This has to be a nightmare.

00:59:54I swear I don't know what's wrong with me.

00:59:56As you are in the tantra suite, tantra goes hungry.

00:59:59Mauri, you're nominated.

01:00:06Where are you going?

01:00:07Let's talk to them and see what happened.

01:00:08Let them explain to us.

01:00:09They don't explain it to us, right?

01:00:10Yeah.

01:00:10Fuck them.

01:00:12Why should I change sides, huh?

01:00:13So that?

01:00:13Well, to complicate your life, like everyone else.

01:00:15Do you know what I fancy now?

01:00:17Take revenge on them.

01:00:18Ana, crimes of passion lead nowhere, huh?

01:00:21No, no, no, I'm not talking about that revenge.

01:00:23So?

01:00:24To bed.

01:00:28Well, that's another option.

01:00:31Well, let's get to these.

01:00:33I already know what it's all about, Fernando.

01:00:34They must be into the cigarette.

01:00:37A posthumous.

01:00:38How awful!

01:00:38Don't worry, you'll burn it now.

01:00:39I'm from rumba.

01:00:40Sorry, Fernando, but I can't do it.

01:00:51Don't worry, I don't understand.

01:00:52If things are done with spite, no...

01:00:54It's that I don't like them, I'm not attracted to you.

01:00:56No, you don't like me either, okay?

01:00:58I was having a terrible time.

01:00:59It was a very strange kiss.

01:01:01Weird, weird, very weird, very weird.

01:01:05Yeah?

01:01:06Room service.

01:01:08Have you ordered something?

01:01:09What am I going to order?

01:01:10Thank you, but we don't want anything.

01:01:20My part has been discussed, now it's your turn.

01:01:27So it wasn't a heart attack?

01:01:30Not a clot, not a stroke, not anything at all.

01:01:33No, what you had was an anxiety attack.

01:01:36Ah.

01:01:36Have you been under any kind of stress lately?

01:01:40Hmm...

01:01:41No, no, no.

01:01:43I'm getting married next week.

01:01:45My mother has separated, she has moved into my house.

01:01:48I slept with my ex and I don't dare tell my boyfriend.

01:01:50They have made me president of the community by force.

01:01:53I tried to fix the elevator and it collapsed on the floor with a neighbor inside who must be around here, by the...

01:01:57By the uvi.

01:01:58His name is Andrés.

01:01:59Andrew.

01:02:00Belén, Belén, I'd try to relax a little, okay?

01:02:04Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:02:05No, as soon as I tell my boyfriend everything, the stress goes away, but it's done.

01:02:10Look, I think your mother has come, I'm going to tell her to come in.

01:02:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:02:14No, tell him visiting hours are over.

01:02:17No, you sedated me.

01:02:18What happened to my little girl?

01:02:20What happened to you, daughter?

01:02:21Nothing, mom, nothing, I'm fine.

01:02:22Daughter, how you like to get attention, huh?

01:02:25Well, until he was 11 he was wetting the bed.

01:02:29Now you're starting to understand me.

01:02:30In what?

01:02:33Juan, I have to go to the hospital.

01:02:36Andrés is my ex-husband, the father of one of my children, I think.

01:02:40Namely, we are all dismayed by this disgrace caused by the incompetence of the new president.

01:02:47But I need you by my side at the trial.

01:02:50How am I?

01:02:51I want to give the judge a good image.

01:02:53Don't worry, this is won.

01:02:55There is no witness to your having run the yield sign.

01:02:59Yield to the right of way?

01:03:00Miguel Ángel, I'm the one with the piano.

01:03:03Oh, yes, yes, sorry, I didn't have breakfast, I had to do some tests this morning.

01:03:07Well, I've been here for a morning.

01:03:08We should have...

01:03:12We should have hired an escort.

01:03:16In the movies, the bad guys always kill you at the entrance to the courthouse.

01:03:20But what are you doing?

01:03:21Nothing, nothing, nothing.

01:03:24Come on, let's go.

01:03:31Daddy, uh, uh, Pedro.

01:03:33Yeah.

01:03:34Yes, you know that Belén had a really bad anxiety attack last night.

01:03:37His eyes rolled back, like a baby's when you knock it down.

01:03:40Yes, yes, he called me and wanted to talk to me.

01:03:42He's having a really bad time.

01:03:44The poor thing is very weak with things of the flesh and she slept with me.

01:03:47And of course, now the guilt gnaws at her inside.

01:03:50What do you say?

01:03:51But come on, I'm telling you this so you understand and show her your love.

01:03:54And everything a man like you can give her.

01:03:56Because mine is an orgasm that just a moment ago and...

01:03:58Ah, well, hey, thanks a lot for the information, huh?

01:04:02Nothing, man, nothing.

01:04:03Oh, hey, just one thing.

01:04:04If you come near Bethlehem again, I'll rip your head off.

01:04:07Either me personally, or if it suits me, three or four Romanians I can send you.

01:04:13Come on.

01:04:17Kid.

01:04:18You've gotten yourself into trouble and on top of that you're going to break up a happy couple.

01:04:23My question is, will you be able to carry that on your conscience?

01:04:26Well, you load it into yours, which is empty.

01:04:33Come on, come on, Vicenta, we're not going to make it to the trial.

01:04:39Buy me a patch!

01:04:40Oh, Lord, please, I beg you, save Andrew.

01:04:44He was with Carmen just to make me jealous.

01:04:47Vicenta, if it makes you laugh, the challenge doesn't work.

01:04:51And this elevator thing happened to us?

01:04:53For letting the slut do whatever she wants.

01:04:56That girl is irresponsible, she's no good enough for us to be president.

01:04:59Well, let's see what we can do now to make him resign.

01:05:03Well, very easy, you'll see.

01:05:07Pedro, Belén has been sleeping with the doorman.

01:05:11Thank you.

01:05:12You are very kind.

01:05:13But hey, it's clear that it's loved.

01:05:23Peter.

01:05:24Fuck.

01:05:24Belén has slept with Emilio.

01:05:26That's how it is.

01:05:27I'm sorry to say it coldly, but...

01:05:29No, no, no, not so cold, no.

01:05:30She can't bear this anguish any longer.

01:05:32Yesterday he had a fit.

01:05:34Listen, my daughter's health comes first for me.

01:05:36Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.

01:05:38Hey, I'm going to court now.

01:05:40But as soon as I get back, we'll see what we do with that void in your heart.

01:05:45Oh my God.

01:05:46But anyway, Ana.

01:05:47Ana, please, let's not exaggerate, okay?

01:05:49It has now become clear that it was a silly misunderstanding.

01:05:52You are two sick people.

01:05:53That's what I told him.

01:05:54No, I told you.

01:05:55So I'm so sorry, but this is over.

01:06:01Pauly.

01:06:01Pauly, what do you leave me?

01:06:03Yes, yes, I'm here.

01:06:04Well, if that's the case, you're all leaving, right?

01:06:06What a drama for mine that I have to tell my fiancé that I cheated on him.

01:06:10Hey, and how did Fernando take it?

01:06:12I don't know, because he didn't come to sleep and he doesn't answer my phone.

01:06:15The vibes, of course, are not good.

01:06:19Sorry.

01:06:19Hello, Pedro.

01:06:23Look, I wanted to tell you something.

01:06:26Wait, wait.

01:06:27Let's see if I get it right.

01:06:29You slept with Emilio.

01:06:31And who told you that?

01:06:32Everyone, but everyone.

01:06:34I mean, I haven't come across a single living being on this staircase who didn't know this.

01:06:38But what have you done?

01:06:38Have you distributed circulars?

01:06:40Hey, now that you're president!

01:06:43Forgive me, Pedro.

01:06:45That I have had a terrible time.

01:06:49Okay, okay, okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, okay, okay, okay, okay, sit down, sit down.

01:06:58Let's sit here on the couch and talk things over, okay?

01:07:01Okay.

01:07:02Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

01:07:13Mr. Cuesta is playing the piano at home, without a fixed schedule and in a room not equipped for that purpose.

01:07:20Of course, since I live in a palace, I soundproof the North Seaweed.

01:07:23Please be quiet.

01:07:25Don't piss him off.

01:07:26The acoustic impact of the piano is causing residents to experience headaches and stress.

01:07:32A lot of stress.

01:07:34Lawyer, turn off your cell phone, for the love of God.

01:07:37Excuse me, my grandmother is dying.

01:07:41Mauri, I told you I don't want to talk to you.

01:07:43What a lawyer.

01:07:45What a beautiful image we are giving!

01:07:46What a shame, isn't it?

01:07:48How cute he was.

01:07:49What these gays must have done.

01:07:51He must have entered one of those dark rooms and since there was no light, he bumped into something.

01:07:58Excuse me, the community of neighbors requests that the defendant stop playing the piano and compensation of 6,000 euros in non-material damages for the inconvenience caused.

01:08:10Your Honor, this is outrageous.

01:08:11Silence!

01:08:12My whole left side hurts.

01:08:14I have mental disorders.

01:08:17Your Honor, there is an attempt to restrict the individual freedoms and artistic initiative of my client.

01:08:23According to the World Health Organization, noise, which is the only thing you can call what Juan is doing with the piano,

01:08:30It aggravates ailments such as hypertension, cardiovascular diseases or depression.

01:08:35Yes, I know.

01:08:36If my upstairs neighbor's son spends all day playing the trumpet.

01:08:40Holy shit!

01:08:42Your Honor, I protest.

01:08:43Because?

01:08:44Well, no, in general, I protest.

01:08:46Denied.

01:08:47Thank you.

01:08:49Your Honor, these ladies sitting there have attempted to take my life by throwing a flower pot at me from their balcony.

01:08:55Oh, what a lie!

01:08:56Let's see, let's see, let's see, that's another trial.

01:08:58If I've done the math, a flowerpot with an estimated mass of 5 kilos thrown from a height of 4 meters would have hit my head at 9 kilometers per hour with an energy of 200 joules.

01:09:10Imagine the mess.

01:09:12You're heavy, aren't you?

01:09:14Fernando, please, we need to talk.

01:09:17And who is this now?

01:09:18Her boyfriend.

01:09:19They are gay.

01:09:20Mauri, I'm working.

01:09:21I don't want to talk to you anymore.

01:09:22We're done!

01:09:23That it was all a misunderstanding.

01:09:24But how am I going to be involved with Bea?

01:09:25Please, she is the mother of my child.

01:09:27We went there to the hotel to catch you guys.

01:09:29Oh, right.

01:09:30That's why you were naked in the jacuzzi ordering dinner.

01:09:32Hey, you were in bed with Inga.

01:09:33Yes, but you caused that.

01:09:35What an exclusive Marisa has missed!

01:09:38Peaceful.

01:09:39That one over there is recording it.

01:09:42But do you like women or do you not like women?

01:09:45Mauri, I like you.

01:09:49Your Honor, please.

01:09:51A little seriousness.

01:09:52Is this a soap opera?

01:09:53Yeah.

01:09:55Passion of julandrones!

01:09:57Good.

01:09:58This is already seen to be a verdict, as I'm already a bit hungry.

01:10:01The claim of the community of neighbors at 21 Desengaño Street has been dismissed.

01:10:07Mr. Juan Cuesta plays the piano within the permitted hours.

01:10:11And fortunately, far from this court.

01:10:14The meeting is adjourned!

01:10:16Yes, yes!

01:10:18Take!

01:10:19Isabel, darling, we won!

01:10:21Yeah.

01:10:23But we can appeal, right?

01:10:24No!

01:10:28See what you've achieved?

01:10:29Well, we've lost our minds.

01:10:31Yes, but we've reconciled, which is the beauty of it, isn't it?

01:10:34Because we've reconciled, right?

01:10:36Hey, hey, God.

01:10:38But, Fernando!

01:10:41What a feeling!

01:10:43What a crushing victory!

01:10:45The only thing missing was We Are the Champions.

01:10:47Have you won?

01:10:48Yes, darling, yes.

01:10:49Justice is blind and deaf.

01:10:52Isabel, I have regained faith in the system.

01:10:54Well, until 10 o'clock at night I'll get by.

01:10:56Juan, take it away from there.

01:11:04Enough is enough!

01:11:05I can't stand it.

01:11:06Don't touch it anymore.

01:11:08Out!

01:11:08Get him out of there!

01:11:10I'll do it myself.

01:11:10And that's it.

01:11:34And he has no more.

01:11:36So if you know how to play...

01:11:37Yes, I play until you die.

01:11:39So please choose.

01:11:41Either the piano or your family.

01:11:43But if you sit here again,

01:11:45I jump out the patio and it's the second woman who's fallen out that window.

01:11:50Well, the painting is pretty too, isn't it?

01:12:01And it doesn't make any noise.

01:12:02Fernando and Mauri are in crisis, no one knows what will happen.

01:12:06And Ana has broken up with Bea, she has left home.

01:12:08And the slut's boyfriend has already found out about the cheating with Emilio.

01:12:13But in the end, Belén either gets married or doesn't get married.

01:12:15It is not known.

01:12:16There is no news about that yet.

01:12:18Well, that's some old information.

01:12:20I'm going to unsubscribe from the radiopatio.

01:12:22It's also bad luck.

01:12:24Look, two weddings are going to coincide.

01:12:26No, no, don't worry about mine, okay?

01:12:28If they are not invited.

01:12:29And not the slut either.

01:12:31Inga single and changing sidewalks.

01:12:34And Paco is going to marry Lourdes.

01:12:36Paco, your problem is that you discovered sex too late.

01:12:39No, be careful, I've had sexual fantasies since I was little, right?

01:12:42I imagined Maya the Bee having sex with Willy and Flip the grasshopper.

01:12:46And with the key spider looking and touching itself with its eight legs.

01:12:49Paquito, you have to look at that.

01:12:51When I was little, the one I loved was the witch.

01:12:54Man, the Rasta thing has always had its thing.

01:12:55Teresa Ramán was indeed a nothic myth.

01:12:57I took Emilio to the circus to see her.

01:12:59He didn't attack a monkey, he cried a lot.

01:13:02Ah, but Teresa Ramán had monkeys.

01:13:04Damn, there are monkeys in every circus.

01:13:06Who do you think sets up the tents?

01:13:08Whoever lives, there is no one who lives here.

01:13:15There is no one living here.

01:13:20There is no one living here.

01:13:29There is no one living here.

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