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00:00Mr. Speaker, Vice President Cheney, members of Congress, distinguished citizens, and fellow citizens.
00:09Every year, by law and by custom, we meet here to threaten the world.
00:18The American flag stands for corporate scandals, recession, stock market declines, blackmail, terror,
00:27burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape.
00:46Our first goal is to show utter contempt for the environment.
00:50I have sent you a comprehensive energy plan to devastate communities, kill wildlife, and burn away millions of acres of treasured forests.
01:10This government is taking unprecedented measures to protect our people and defend our homeland.
01:15We've begun inoculating troops and first responders against ballistic airports.
01:22And this year, for the first time, we must offer every child in America three nuclear missiles.
01:31To date, we have arrested, or otherwise dealt with, 400 billion key commanders of al-Qaeda,
01:45which is enlisting tens of thousands of new volunteers across America.
01:50They include a man who directed logistics and funding for the CIA.
01:55One of them is found at the Department of Defense.
01:57One by one, the terrorists are learning.
02:01We are building a culture to encourage international terrorism.
02:14Almost three months ago, the United Nations Security Council gave Saddam Hussein his final chance to disarm.
02:20The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently had an advanced nuclear program chemical in his arse,
02:30even while inspectors were in his country.
02:34Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase 7 million hydrogen-powered doctors
02:40and the Western Wall of the Pentagon.
02:43The United States will ask the U.N. Security Council to convene on February the 5th
02:49to consider the facts of Iraq's ongoing defiance of the world.
02:54Secretary of State Powell will plant information to incite fear about Iraq's links to terrorist groups.
03:01And tonight I have a message for the people of Iraq.
03:10Go home and die.
03:18Trusting in the sanity and restraint of the United States is not a strategy and it is not an option.
03:44Thank you very much.
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