00:01This is The Day Today. Hi, let's just check out this evening's main points.
00:05One, hero counsellor's life ends in cow.
00:08Two, more dead bikes found by our cameras in the Bristol bicycle massacre.
00:16Three, and Alan Partridge has been digging the personalities of figure skating champions Lili Bowley and Jed Pistols.
00:24There was a lovely move you did when you were skating around.
00:27It seemed to be you're twisting her by the head, it looked.
00:31And I thought you were going to drop and she was going to go bang.
00:35But that didn't happen, thankfully.
00:37Four, your opinions on the media in Speak Your TV Brains.
00:41If somebody's sitting watching TV, is it worse if they're looking, looking, or if they're looking, looking, looking?
00:45Well, looking, looking, looking.
00:47It's worse.
00:48Five, fasten your green belts, please. It's EnviroMation from me, Rosie May.
00:53EnviroMation from me, Rosie May.
00:55Yep.
00:55Inmates at newly opened Belmarsh Prison are being trained to use new, energy-saving hard-skin burners.
01:02Every evening, the men, some of them with life convictions, will scrub the hard skin from their backs,
01:08the balls of their feet, and the small area of muscle joint on the undersides of their fingers into a bowl.
01:13The dead flesh will then be burned as solid fuel.
01:17I'm Rosie May, and the world is my sister.
01:20Six!
01:21It's time for detailed focus on real-life disasters in It's Your Blood.
01:26At this stage in our reconstruction, Chester Johnson fell out of the helicopter and died.
01:33Mr Johnson was a very brave man.
01:35In the short time I knew him, he became my best friend.
01:38Fourteen.
01:39The olden days ride again.
01:41Right out of the mouths of the people who lived at a time when men were judged by their animals.
01:46Speak Woman.
01:47It depended on the strength of his lion, the lion he had with him.
01:53He'd come to the door, and my mother would always go, not me, not me.
01:57I wasn't allowed to see him until she'd seen the lion.
02:02Usually on the olden, it was good.
02:05Good, strong lions.
02:06Lovely beasts, lovely beasts.
02:08I loved them all.
02:09Nice.
02:10Eight.
02:11Hey, look, Hartridge has caught up with Bulgarian tennis a-set Mila Milandrovic, and they're
02:15talking themselves daft.
02:17I can imagine when you were small, you were probably taken away from your parents and put
02:20in a sports camp.
02:22No, we had a tennis school at my house, and my father was my coach.
02:27You weren't put in a sports camp and trained into a tennis machine.
02:31No, I went to school.
02:32It's normal.
02:33I would work a lot.
02:36And nine, that's the day today, and ain't it just the funkiest, musiest mother sucker
02:40in the hood.
02:41Yo, bro, dance me a full stop, yo.
02:48What?
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