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00:00The Jet Black Hedgehog, Chapter 3
00:02It starts out with the exciting part instead of boring me by showing him getting to the monster first.
00:09He finds out his attacks don't work, which I can accept because it's a monster, so it can be magical.
00:15Good thing it was implied that he doesn't know he can use Chaos Control, or this would be easy if it was written well.
00:22Other than it being a really long time since Essay 2 was released and so nobody really remembers it,
00:27I don't know why a few people think the term Chaos Control only applies to time freezing,
00:34when Shadow said Chaos Control before warping in the final Sonic and Shadow boss fight in Sonic Adventure 2.
00:44So it's clearly always been that he didn't have to say it before he could warp.
00:49It goes back to a flashback to the arc,
00:52and the alien wonders out of nowhere if he doesn't want to keep going and potentially get Maria back.
00:58He naturally accused them of joking.
01:01I wish it was made clear that he was being sarcastic,
01:05because why else would he say that?
01:07Does he think something horrible would happen if he used all of the orbs
01:11and is trying to discourage them from getting them because of that?
01:15Shadow gets threatened by security robots.
01:17I thought he was back in time.
01:20It's finally lampshaded how much he likes to just stand around when he's in danger,
01:25but that doesn't make the problem go away.
01:28He starts fighting and it's boring because I know he's guaranteed to be fine,
01:33and he's not doing anything new.
01:36It pads out I'm getting the orb when it's a simple process.
01:40Shadow's told he has to defeat the master of the space to get out.
01:43I like that Shadow keeps talking like this when he's fighting.
01:48It's the only thing remotely entertaining about his fighting.
01:52I'd rather the pacing be faster since it's a foregone conclusion he'll get at least two of the orbs.
01:58He thinks to run around it at super speed.
02:01That's all there is to say about that fight.
02:04That it looks like he did something that didn't happen in the game at one point.
02:08He sees his prototype,
02:10so it really is the past.
02:11The story stops for a bunch of exposition that amounts to nothing,
02:15since Shadow finds out that here, for some reason,
02:18the life support system of the Bio-Lizard is harder than its body.
02:22It turns out Shadow is wrong,
02:24and the life support system really is its weakness.
02:28Then why was he written to say something that was wrong?
02:31What a waste of a panel.
02:33He's also able to use the orb that was specifically said
02:36to be only for wish-granting one wish after getting three of them,
02:41as a way to give himself more power than usual.
02:44So he uses his chaos power looking cool.
02:48Otherwise it's all noise with nothing to talk about.
02:50I don't know why Bug-Eye has been talking about him this way.
02:56It's great that he shows sympathy,
02:58saying that it's a poor creature who should be put to rest.
03:01But why isn't he being attacked when he says that?
03:05Shadow wins by being fast like you'd expect,
03:08and gets to go back to where he was before.
03:12He lampshades how convenient the wish orb power is,
03:15and thinks that it's risky.
03:18Yeah, that's why the idea of it turning him evil
03:21seems like an obvious plot twist from a mile away.
03:25Shadow calls out to Maria,
03:27and now she can hear him.
03:29Why does she think he was hurt?
03:32She says she couldn't hear or speak until just now,
03:35and is blind for some reason.
03:37For some reason indeed,
03:39what a magical world.
03:41Shadow thinks she still can't see or feel him.
03:44What she says reveals that she doesn't know her destiny yet.
03:49Yeah, duh.
03:51Why is he surprised that she's from a time before that?
03:55And she's not dead currently.
03:58That line is stupid.
04:01This issue is about shadow having a fight with monsters
04:04because the plot demands it,
04:06which is good because it's different from fighting robots,
04:10and fighting it just the way you'd expect,
04:12and better because it's even smart enough to think
04:15to run around one of them really fast.
04:18Which is the only thing there is to actually say about the fight.
04:22He doesn't even have two of the orbs yet,
04:24and Maria's already back.
04:26So that's convenient.
04:28So why was she there when he didn't even have one of the orbs?
04:31What a novel way to use the idea of wish-granting orbs
04:35that you need to get all of.
04:38That it still does grant your wish,
04:40but only a little bit if you have just one.
04:43I wish the pacing was faster because it was a little boring.
04:47I knew he'd never get hurt.
04:49It never proved he'd even had the guts to hurt Bug Guy last issue.
04:53So there was no tension.
04:54I was just waiting for his creatively bankrupt fights to end.
05:00That's a problem with showing fights
05:02that involved nothing but people with plot armor.
05:05It only had one interesting scene at the end.
05:09Oh yeah, another reason I don't care.
05:11I have no reason to hate these monsters.
05:14But because the boring part was fighting with little talking,
05:18I could get through it quickly anyways.
05:20So I suppose it was sort of good.
05:24It's just that if there's no tension,
05:27the fight is pointless,
05:28and it shouldn't take so long
05:29when it's not being interesting to watch.
05:32It can't even be interesting to watch most of the time
05:35because then it would have to involve...
05:37Because then it would have to involve Shadow
05:39doing stuff he doesn't in the games.
05:42Which is great occasionally.
05:45But it would be weird most of the time.
05:48There would have been tension
05:49if there were original characters
05:50fighting alongside him
05:52that you already saw get hurt.
05:54If I were to give any more compliments,
05:57it'd just be praising for doing what it's supposed to do.
06:00Instead of making Shadow
06:01a completely incompetent moron
06:03just to have drama.
06:05Basically just saying
06:06at least it wasn't enraging.
06:09That doesn't make it good
06:10just because of that.
06:12It was average.
06:14Mediocre.
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