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00:01Today on Humor Amarillo, a triple movie session.
00:04Save the Chinese soldier.
00:07The Bad, the Ugly and the Chinese.
00:13And all Chinese people go to heaven.
00:19And since a bad bug never dies, here's Humor Amarillo back.
00:24Yes, some people like white humor, others like dirty humor.
00:28And there are others who prefer dark humor.
00:31But the best, the Yellow Humor.
00:33He's the coolest, the most gorgeous. He's great!
00:39And there we have General Takeshi with his team of evil henchmen who will have to prevent the contestants from reaching the castle.
00:47All the henchmen are hired by temporary employment agencies.
00:51And Takeshi is very clear, whoever doesn't comply today will be out on the street.
00:54Hence the resigned expressions on the bad guys' faces and the effort they're going to put into it today.
00:59Come on, there won't be a single contestant left alive.
01:02These little lambs are heading straight to the slaughterhouse.
01:05General Tani is explaining the rules, but since there's little to explain, he turns to some contestants who have caught his attention.
01:12They've just come from Astorga Fashion Week and haven't had time to change.
01:16The one with the underwear on his head is wearing an Agatha Ruiz de la Prada model.
01:21And if you've ever wondered while watching a fashion show, who's going to wear that?
01:25The contestants of Humor Amarillo already have the answer.
01:31And we go to the first test, the small Chinese wall.
01:34Takeshi's henchmen begin to earn their keep, removing the mats that would make the fall pleasant and exposing dangerous holes.
01:43And throwing slippery liquid so that the contestants' descent is much faster.
01:49That is, so that they don't have time to react and go straight into the hole.
01:52The baseball team is very good at passing the wall.
01:57And they don't eat in the hole, of course.
01:59Yes, that's what baseball is all about; it's a very complete sport that prepares you for everything.
02:04But do you know what it consists of?
02:06I have no idea, but it seems so.
02:08This test is inspired by those little pranks we all committed as children.
02:13Because, who hasn't jumped over a fence to break into a house to steal?
02:19Not me, huh?
02:21Okay, maybe that wasn't the best example.
02:24He's not a girl, he's not a heavy metal band, he's the brother of Monkey Burgos, who passes the test.
02:29And we're going to talk to that kid who seems to be having serious trouble jumping.
02:33What? You came home with breakfast, huh?
02:35Fried foods, cereals, bacon, everything, right?
02:36Yes, and a whole box of cereal.
02:39You just have to watch your figure a little, man.
02:41Have you ever thought about going on a diet or going to the gym?
02:43Uh, no, it's just that gyms are very expensive.
02:47But you came barefoot, man.
02:49Here you come with sports shoes.
02:50They don't have to be top brands.
02:52But you have to bring something with you to jump the fence.
02:58I'm sure you're going to the donkey in the calciadiario, and of course, there's no way, of course.
03:02Hey, don't take it out on the wall, it's not to blame anymore.
03:04It's very windy today on the set of yellow comedy, in three songs, and General Tani's forelock has become disheveled.
03:11So it's no joke.
03:13He says he's tired of explaining this test, that he's not Ramón García, and that they should pay attention because this is the last time he'll do it.
03:19The contestants have a paper cookie on their faces, Takeshi's henchmen too.
03:25They all have guns that shoot a disgusting liquid that no one knows exactly what it is.
03:29The one whose cookie is destroyed is eliminated.
03:32It should be noted that the disgusting liquid, whose contents are not entirely clear, is highly toxic.
03:37So if someone accidentally drinks it, well, you'll have to laugh at the bird flu compared to what's going to happen to this one.
03:42The contestants are managing to reach the top of the fort.
03:50And they're giving Takeshi's henchmen a hard time, many of whom are going to be released today.
03:57Let's watch the drama of one of them, a story based on real events.
04:02Here we have it. Since I was little, I only had one dream: to be bad when I grew up.
04:06His dream came true when Takeshi hired him to defend the fort.
04:09And now, now they've broken his secret, and he's out. In other words, he's out on the street.
04:14His companions, being supportive, give him a little bit of that stuff that nobody knows what it is and say,
04:20drink it and it will all be over.
04:22Yeah, get out of there, all the contestants have snuck in, man.
04:26They eliminated you, didn't they, kid?
04:27Well yes, it is obvious.
04:29They destroyed your whole cookie, didn't they? They didn't leave you one to take home as a souvenir.
04:33Look, I wanted a souvenir. And I can't even take that home, man.
04:37But you get something, right?
04:38Man, I've learned to be a better person. That's what a yellow humor is all about.
04:43And now there are only 51 contestants left, who are heading off with a sense of joy to the next phase.
04:48The one we see on the map, which is...
04:51Scare or die. These cute, cutting-edge cartoons explain what the test entails.
04:57The contestants have to go through doors being careful not to run into the animals that are loose in the maze.
05:02and that they would tear them to pieces.
05:04Come on, match!
05:05This contestant prepares for this challenge by taking off his shirt and showing off his skeletal body.
05:14It's a bit silly, because his idea was to impress the monsters with his body, but it's actually a little pathetic.
05:20They have made what is known in various jargons as a sandwich, one in front and one in back.
05:25Oh! Now I understand why he took off his shirt. It was a designer shirt, and he didn't want to get it dirty.
05:32The next contestant told us that he has a sixth sense for knowing which room contains danger.
05:37and that's why he can avoid them without breaking a sweat.
05:40We can see how his sixth sense has worked perfectly for him.
05:44Look how they treat him.
05:46Today they will have no mercy because their jobs are at stake.
05:48Takeshi comments that he likes it when the contestants get hit really hard.
05:53This contestant is a big fan of horror movies.
05:56The only thing he doesn't like about them is that he says the killer always knows they're going to come out from behind the protagonist.
06:02And that makes him very angry.
06:04Of course, because he's always screaming when he watches the movie.
06:06He's behind you, fool! He's behind you!
06:09He's behind you, you fool! He's behind you!
06:11So many horror movies have been of no use to him.
06:18This one has already seen last week's test and comes with the lesson learned.
06:22He has been teaching strategy at home.
06:25I give the door a little push and he'll think I'm going that way when I'm going the other way.
06:29How clever I am!
06:34Not only has the strategy not worked, but it has actually caused harm.
06:38Something that these animals don't feel sorry for and they release them anyway.
06:41Let's talk to this man about his technique, which, despite being well-worked on, has not borne fruit.
06:46The strategy didn't work for you, huh?
06:48I can't see, I can't see. I'm blind in one eye.
06:50Don't worry, buddy. Breathe. Let's go!
06:53And there we have the Agatha Ruiz model of the stop.
06:56Hey, all in all, it's not so bad, huh?
06:59It's got its point. Maybe it'll fall for the next sales, right?
07:02And pay attention, because the Agatha Ruiz outfit from the stall has made it.
07:15Jesus!
07:16This contestant is a butcher.
07:19And despite our advice not to, he brought his work tool.
07:23A machete.
07:28Look, we told him not to bring it.
07:30Now his machete has turned against him.
07:32That's a nice lesson on why you shouldn't carry weapons in yellow humor, my friend.
07:35And then pay attention, because if 90% of TV shows do it, so do we.
07:43Speak from the heart?
07:44Damn, I thought that moment would never come.
07:46No, we're going to see a bait.
07:48Come on!
08:05But what is this?
08:07Well, that's bait, a short video that hooks you so you stay and watch the whole show.
08:12In other words, it's a video that promises you something very strong and if you swallow the whole program, which is saying something, it shows you what it is.
08:18Of course, that's why it's bait, because it hooks you.
08:21But if the bait isn't what we promised, people get angry, right?
08:24Don't worry, the tomato has been doing it for years and they haven't gotten too upset about it.
08:28Poor thing! He's going to use the death grip on the contestant!
08:37He has left the polo fine.
08:38I checked if he is interested in your fate.
08:40Let's talk to him.
08:42How do you tack the polo, eh?
08:43Now it looks like design.
08:44Better, because it was one of the sales he was singing about.
08:47What brand was it?
08:49Hey?
08:49Score, man!
08:50And the crocodile one?
08:52But the crocodile is nowhere to be seen.
08:55Where is?
08:56It was from a flea market.
08:57That's illegal, you know that, right?
08:59Yes, but it's a good price for me.
09:01Ah, price.
09:02Clear.
09:03Of course, that's what copies have, they come at a very good price.
09:05But the quality is not the same, right?
09:09A unique testimony.
09:11Anti-Piracy Brigade, come and stop him.
09:13There goes one of the baseball team.
09:15His career was cut short when he was given glasses.
09:18And why didn't this guy wear contact lenses?
09:20He's against contact lenses.
09:22He says that because he looks good, it's with glasses.
09:25I'm not taking anyone's side.
09:27But if the bald guy stays at the starting gate, the baseball player is in a bad way.
09:32Anti-contact lenses to pass the test, huh?
09:34In further proof of his intelligence, he tried to protect himself with the door.
09:38Let's see if that way he would take the blows to the door and not him.
09:41From the look of satisfaction on these two's faces, you can tell that the baseball player hasn't exactly come out of it too well.
09:49He told us that his dream was to meet Pepe Calvicio.
09:53Well, he's already fulfilled his dream, look how easy it is.
09:55Mono Burgos's brother likes to make spectacular entrances.
10:00By the way, I was wondering, where is the camera to get that spectacular aerial shot?
10:07Well, we've made a Castellers tower and the one at the very top has the camera.
10:11Seriously? That's strong!
10:13Oh no! He tricked you!
10:14That the camera is hanging there on a crane, held by a rope.
10:16If one day he falls and kills someone, you'll see the problem we're going to have.
10:19Well, let's talk to Mono Burgos's brother.
10:22Wow, they've made your face pretty, pretty, huh?
10:24Don't take off that makeup, it looks great on you, I'm telling you because I know a lot about this.
10:28Thank you so much.
10:29Have you come with someone?
10:31With my girl.
10:32Ah, well tell her to come, we'll interview her.
10:34Damn, you look so ugly, man!
10:37You'll pay for that drunken night you met him all your life.
10:42This was a psychic and he told her to wear a pink jumpsuit to compete.
10:45But they'll laugh at me, said the worried one.
10:47Don't worry, son, he who laughs last, laughs with bad intentions.
10:59Beautiful story that has come true.
11:01The one in the pink jumpsuit has passed the test, although that doesn't stop them from continuing to laugh at him.
11:07Pepe and Paco are nervous because all the contestants are sneaking in.
11:11His hourly employment contract is hanging by a thread.
11:14I wouldn't want to be this contestant when they catch him.
11:21Neither do I after seeing what they did to him.
11:24This contestant says that in another life he was a western outlaw and has come back in uniform.
11:35What a curious carom that came out of him.
11:37He was lucky, although he is still in pain.
11:39But that's nothing compared to what was happening in the West.
11:43This guy is a bit claustrophobic.
11:46That's why this test is a little scary.
11:49He says that as long as the space isn't too closed, he doesn't panic.
11:57Well, while terror takes hold of him and the animals attack the boy,
12:02Let's watch the replay of the play that excited us the most.
12:05And now we move to the next point on the map.
12:17We are approaching a moment that everyone has been waiting for.
12:20The test formerly known as the zamburguesas.
12:23The contestants will have to get to the other side of the lake while avoiding the fake hamburgers.
12:28And once on the other side they will face the challenge of the four doors.
12:31Two of them are tougher than they look.
12:33He thought, if I go two by two, then I have half the chance of getting a bad one.
12:45Takeshi names him the saddest contestant of the day.
12:48Title that will be difficult to extract from him.
12:50Since he's a pharmacist, he's not afraid because he says he self-medicates and cures any pain.
12:56Let's see the beautiful acrobatics performed by the pharmacist repeated.
13:00And how do you taste the water in the pond before pouring it in?
13:10Just in case, start prescribing a tetanus booster, because the last person who drank this water grew two more fingers.
13:18Far from getting angry, this contestant only found advantages.
13:21He is now a concert guitarist.
13:22This is an Alcoyano player. He never gives up. He never abandons hope.
13:29But he loses as always.
13:33Of course, like a good loser, he never stops smiling.
13:36This is the perfect example of why sometimes it's better to pretend you're jumping into the water accidentally than to reach the shore.
13:47Takeshi praises her enthusiasm, but tells her that this shore isn't exactly sandy.
13:51Here comes the next contestant, who served in the military in Ceuta, and has a tough character.
13:55This, compared to what he went through in the military, is a game for him.
14:00Well, Mili did very little, because they caught him carrying some things in his backpack and they put him in jail.
14:05He defended himself by saying, "Wow, didn't I know it was an anti-smoking law? It was so harsh."
14:13The next contestant is a ballroom dance teacher. Admire his style.
14:19We see in the replay that it's a combination of salsa, bachata, and making a fool of yourself.
14:25It must be all the rage in the clubs.
14:29You can certainly see that he is quite a conqueror.
14:33The next contestant was awarded an eleven-card draw three years ago and has considered himself a lucky guy ever since.
14:42Well, he's got some balls, right? Come on, throw yourself at the door, you lucky guy.
14:47The lucky guy has left his head.
14:50Come on, you look like a soccer player. I see a lot of nonsense there. Plus, he wears a helmet and everything.
14:55We see the general laughter that causes a person to almost lose his head.
15:00Well, let the laughter continue. Another contestant, we're on a roll.
15:04Let's analyze this individual's style.
15:07Watch how he jumps, propelling himself with a strange movement of his little arms.
15:12It is a variant of the style popularized by Chiquito, I can't, I can't.
15:17Well, it's a mix of I can't, I can't, and seven horses are coming from a bonanza.
15:28He mistook this test for a long jump.
15:30If it had been a long jump, his mark would not have been bad.
15:35But it's no use to you now, is it?
15:39It is important to clarify that the contestants are brought to the show by bus.
15:44But since we only have enough money for the one-way trip, they have to return home on their own.
15:49But how strong, if they are in the middle of the countryside, miles from any civilized place.
15:53And that makes it a lot more fun.
15:56How fun it is to see the contestants who, after overcoming the pond, go straight to the tapas door.
16:05This one looks like he has dislocated his shoulder.
16:07But don't worry, man.
16:08Check out Lethal Weapon, where they explain how to put it back in place.
16:23Look, this one looks like it's hurt itself and deserves a do-over.
16:32The good thing is that from now on you can spread your legs completely.
16:36And look, that has its advantages.
16:38For example, if you want to dedicate yourself to classical ballet, it will be great for you.
16:43If you are amazed by the style of sweatpants this contestant is wearing,
16:48We have to let you know that they are exclusive and cannot be found in any store.
16:53He reaches the shore, takes a run, takes a lot of run.
17:02What's happening to you?
17:03Well, well.
17:04And thank goodness the door was good, because otherwise those cute sweatpants would have been orphaned.
17:11And we are going to see the story that touched our hearts repeated.
17:13The guy who thought he was lucky.
17:16And luck abandoned her when she needed it most.
17:23The castle is now visible in the distance and the 21 contestants think, come on, a few more hits and we'll be there.
17:31We arrived at the cursed container, which is where that poor man is about to get into.
17:36That poor man will have to pull some pulleys to try to place the container on the platform and not on the mud.
17:44Then that poor man will pull a lever that will make him fall.
17:48About what? That's a question we'll soon find out.
17:51The poor man has strength in his hands and the container is quickly propelled towards the island.
17:58Well yes, that poor man is so strong that he has already gone too far.
18:03And as that famous slogan against alcohol consumption said, if you overdo it, you'll miss out.
18:08The smile never leaves the poor man's face.
18:11The poor man is laughing his head off, despite the boost he's received.
18:26This one goes backward, now it goes forward, that is, this one is more lost than those in the lost series.
18:33Take the pun.
18:35A warning, don't do it again, okay?
18:37What? The wordplay or mentioning the competition?
18:40Both.
18:42He's always been a fan of female mud fights, so he writhes around like he's in one.
18:48If someone doesn't have a good time, it's because they don't want to go.
18:53He is Harry Potter's first cousin, who doesn't know as much about magic as his cousin, but has the same face.
18:59When he went to the optician he said, I want the glasses with the biggest lenses you have.
19:03They told him, but they are ridiculous.
19:05And he said, but I don't care, I love them, I love them.
19:07His powers tell him that he has reached the islet.
19:11Well, the powers work for him the same as for his cousin, male.
19:17Since he doesn't like being filmed, this contestant turns his back to the camera in the container.
19:23It should be noted that there is something much more dangerous than landing in the mud.
19:27Land on the edge of the platform.
19:29It's what they call the bearded vulture here.
19:31And this one seems to be heading straight for it.
19:38He made it, although he did more damage than if he had landed in the mud.
19:43Attack if you don't like celebrations, because you think they are out of place.
19:47And this, girls, is not your period.
19:50He is a contestant who is heading straight for the bearded vulture.
19:52And even though he is eliminated, he should be happy, because it could have been much worse.
20:09We welcome the last contestant of this test.
20:12It's covered in mud and that's a very bad sign.
20:15You know what I'd like to see now?
20:17That?
20:17A montage with all the falls in a row, one after the other.
20:20Well, let's see, man.
20:22Oh, how nice!
20:32We arrived at the duel at the rising sun.
20:35A henchman of Takeshi against a contestant.
20:37No cheating, no mercy.
20:39Each one with his cookie and his gun, filled with that disgusting, toxic stuff.
20:44The first bad boy is Pinky Winky, that guy dressed in pink.
20:47A guy Takeshi threatens with being fired if he fails, and something much worse: wearing that suit for life.
20:55And here comes the first contestant, who has been preparing for the test by playing cowboys and Indians with his children.
21:01A preparation that is of absolutely no use to her, because Pinky Winky has eliminated it.
21:09Well, he won't be fired, but he won't take off the pink suit.
21:13And Takeshi's next bad guy is a super soldier.
21:17A soldier who has the strength of three.
21:19And the middle head.
21:20Look how hard it is for him to get out of the fort.
21:23Perhaps it was too early to launch the super soldier experiment, because it has failed miserably.
21:43Apart from the small problem that he'll never get up again.
21:47Hey, reading that sign reminded me of a mystery that stirred my soul.
21:51Why do we call them Chinese if they are Japanese?
21:54Well, if we were to call them Japanese, it would be the Japanese Kudeiro.
21:58And here he is much less funny than the Chinese Kudeiro.
22:01That explanation has filled me up, you have already told me everything with that explanation.
22:06Well, let's get on with the contest, because this duel is beastly.
22:09They are leaving their skin.
22:11This refrigerator was too small for the two of them and they eliminated each other.
22:15And pay attention, because the next contestant, in a draw held before a notary,
22:20he has had to fight an entire army.
22:24Tanks, missiles, planes and most dangerous of all, the killer turd.
22:30There are many of them, but they are also useless on their own.
22:33The contestant chooses not to confront them and leaves them behind.
22:38He goes for General Takeshi, who is the one he really dislikes.
22:42Of course, because at the end of the day, the others are the ones who are ordered.
22:46Hey, what's up! I'm here to announce that the next test is new and deadly.
22:50It's called the hot hit.
22:53These people here are very happy, but they don't know how painful it is.
22:56Come on, when they told me about it I said, what a terrible test!
22:59How are you doing?
23:00You're really going too far, aren't you? You'll see the test now. You'll see how far it goes. It's a real long run.
23:07The hot shot consists of crossing the cliff, crawling on that rope,
23:12while Takeshi's henchmen throw balls at you with their cannon.
23:16Balls that heat up, balls that bounce, balls that hurt, in short.
23:20And even if it seems like those shooting have no aim, wait a bit and I'll see if they have aim or not.
23:25Come on, they've got some aim. They weren't allowed to enter the fairs because they were taking all the stuffed animals from the shooting booths.
23:32From this shot, you can deduce that it does hurt. And yes, the guys shooting are pretty good at aiming.
23:46If the test consisted only of crossing the rope to the other side, he would already have problems.
23:52So when the rain of balls starts...
23:55The shooters have bet 5 euros that they will hit him in the face.
24:04They've been close there.
24:07But there it is, all over the place.
24:12Yes, they will remember him because he wears a unique chandar model.
24:16He goes through some problems with the rope.
24:18Give me the general camera so we can see how much progress has been made. Let's see.
24:22But if you haven't even left the site yet, you still have a long way to go.
24:28He's exhausted because he gave his all to the burger test and is left hanging.
24:34He could give up, but that's not his style.
24:37Logically, shooters aim at their only support point, their hands.
24:41But he, even though he knows he has lost everything, continues to hold on.
24:46Throw me more.
24:47I'm staying here.
24:48I don't feel pain.
24:50That's why I took the course with Anthony Blake.
24:52The mentalist told him that if he could guess the lottery jackpot, he could teach him how to endure pain.
24:58And it failed, of course.
24:59And pay close attention to the dance of joy that Taques and his colleague are going to put on, which the extras will join in behind.
25:11They would actually like to be on Mira quien baila.
25:14But hey, Carmen Sevilla arrived first.
25:17With all the celebrating and all the fishing, this one is slipping away.
25:20And they can't let it happen.
25:23Well, they can let him get away, but at least he'll be hot for the next phase.
25:31He didn't notice the most important thing.
25:33If you're going to a test where you're the target, don't wear a bright color, because you'll be a very easy target.
25:39Come on, they're going to hit her as hard as they hit Celia Blanco in All Against Celia.
25:45And now, so you can see that there's no trickery, listen to the sound the balls make when they hit the contestants' bodies.
25:52And if you're good with numbers, calculate the hits that have fallen to you and the ones that will fall to the chicken.
26:02And then comes the star contestant of yellow humor, the Chinese Cudeiro, who also dresses like few others.
26:24He's come dressed in his evening gown, which means he's going to give it his all in the test.
26:29Even if it seems that the hit has hurt him, it is meant to mislead.
26:33Nothing hurts him, he is invincible.
26:37The whole country is with you, Chinese Cudeiro.
26:39You can't let us down now, because the Spanish national team is ready to let us down.
26:44Well, it seems that the Chinese Cudeiro is going through serious problems.
26:53And it has fallen.
26:55It seems that the Chinese Cudeiro has fallen.
26:58No, it can't be.
26:59God curse.
27:00You have killed the Chinese Cudeiro!
27:02You have killed the Chinese Cudeiro!
27:32These two geeks, who come to give us a demonstration of their skills.
27:36They fight so well, huh!
27:43Yes, they're fighting very well, but they better get their act together, because the contestants are about to arrive and they're still there fooling around.
27:50But the contestants are already there, get in the hole, stop being a jerk...
27:54Nothing, they continue with their demonstration, they are enjoying themselves and they have noticed that the contestants are there.
28:00Well, not only are they there, but they've already passed the test.
28:05If you go into the hole now, it will be of no use to us.
28:09And here come today's five yellow humor winners.
28:13Five people who defied death, who looked it in the face and even felt its breath.
28:19And they get bruises, minor fractures, and for some lucky ones, lifelong respiratory problems.
28:26And in the next chapter, don't miss the amazing assault on Takeshi's castle.
28:31If you enjoyed the battles in Lord of the Rings, don't miss this test.
28:36And an exclusive to end this yellow humor edition.
28:38An interview with a four-manager.
28:41What did you think of today's yellow humor? It's super cool, isn't it?
28:44A little weak, huh? A little weak.
28:46What would we have to do to make you like it? Please tell us, you're the boss and we want to be liked.
28:50Better jokes, huh?
28:53As in Buenafuente.
28:55I'd wait.
28:56What else? What else do you advise us?
28:58Well, change their hearts.
29:00They are cool.
29:01Yeah, but they're the same ones from 90 and it already smells bad.
29:04Damn, how do you managers get away with it? I'm super tough, you guys can't get away with anything, right?
29:08Well yes.
29:10And for those who aren't tired of seeing Chinese people hitting each other, we'll see you on the next show.
29:16Which will be much more spectacular and much funnier.
29:19Really?
29:20I don't know, but isn't that what people usually say at goodbyes?
29:23The next one will be much better and it always falls, you see it and it's the same every week.
29:28Well, until the next episode of Humor Amarillo.
29:33Or as a Japanese person would say, I don't know Japanese, but I'm going to start studying it right now.
29:39Thank you!
29:40Thank you!
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