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00:00Today in this program of many blows, we will see how beneficial mud baths are.
00:06We'll check how much a mud bath costs.
00:11And we'll analyze how the girls fight in the mud.
00:15Straight from the pharmacy comes Humor Amarillo.
00:18The only prescribed program for low moods.
00:22These are the patients who have already tried it and recommend it to everyone.
00:26Humor Amarillo prevents headaches, bad breath and asthma.
00:32But above all it serves to have a belly laugh.
00:35And at the head of the Yellow Humor medical team is Dr. Takeshi.
00:41Accompanied on this occasion by...
00:43These three nurses.
00:45Well, the three of them are not nurses.
00:48That one in Taunless isn't a lady, it's a sumo wrestler.
00:51A sumo wrestler? What's a sumo wrestler doing on this show?
00:54It's a surprise we have in store.
00:57A new test of Yellow Humor.
00:59But let's look at the patients on today's show.
01:02Vile Trafillas!
01:03Do many of you think this is an amusement park?
01:06What do you want to feel happy about? What good time am I going to have?
01:08Well, you have come to suffer.
01:10Right?
01:10Do you like today's contestants?
01:19Yeah.
01:20A lot or a little?
01:21I've seen better.
01:23Better?
01:23Yeah.
01:23In what sense?
01:25Well, I like the contestants to be more clumsy.
01:28Tell us what we can do to improve.
01:30Okay, go for it!
01:31Well here I am.
01:36I made a mess after trying to climb the Great Wall of China.
01:39Many contestants ask me how I get rid of these disgusting mud stains.
01:44Well, very simple.
01:45When a shirt gets dirty, I throw it away and buy another one.
01:49Yes, it's true that I spend a lot of money on clothes, but the thing is, I'm really bad at doing laundry.
01:54I don't like it at all.
01:55My mother likes it better when I take it to her and she washes everything for me.
01:59And here comes the band.
02:02Today the wall is especially muddy, but it has been raining all night.
02:06This program is done even if it rains.
02:09Thunder, snow, there is a typhoon.
02:11We are that professional.
02:14And what happens to the contestants doesn't matter to us.
02:17That too.
02:17As you can see, most of the contestants are crowded to the right of the wall.
02:21And it's not because it's easier to climb there.
02:23No, it's just that today in Humor Amarillo two families are competing.
02:27The four on the left are from the Hai family and the bunch on the right is from the Tao family.
02:33And one of the great things about today's program is that we've removed the three pools that were on the other side of the wall.
02:39Now we've left just one, a giant one, so that all the contestants who pass by will fall into the water.
02:44It's just that we're funnier.
02:46Sorry, a few statements.
02:55Did you like the bath?
02:56Thank goodness I brought my swimsuit underneath and didn't get wet.
02:58Oh, what nonsense!
02:59The Hai family is in trouble.
03:02Besides, who would come to compete in yellow with all the bad luck that comes with it?
03:07Well, they wear yellow, but for a short time.
03:09Poor man, if they keep pulling on him, they'll tear off his arm or leg.
03:24That must be gangrenous by now.
03:26So much suffering in vain.
03:28Come on, I'll give you a hand to pass the test.
03:31Strip!
03:31We've been eliminated!
03:36Yay!
03:37We are the best!
03:37We're cool!
03:38We are two cool guys!
03:40Hey!
03:40Let's go into the water!
03:41Runs!
03:42What a shame, really!
03:43This youth has not stood still.
03:46Well, everyone who passed this test has won one million yen in cash!
03:50Hey, lie!
03:50I just love to tease them.
03:53Well, now you know what you have to do.
03:55You have to get to the castle without getting your cookie broken, and whoever does so will win a million yen.
04:00What a lie!
04:02Soldiers!
04:02I find it funny that he slid this bottle onto my back, he's going to kill it.
04:06Do you understand?
04:10It's here!
04:11And with the launch of rockets the test begins.
04:14And we announce an exclusive.
04:16Today, at the end of Humor Amarillo, you'll be able to see a shocking document.
04:21Yes, a trailer that we're going to premiere for one of the most talked-about films of this year.
04:26Yes, one of those movies that wins awards.
04:29A unique document, never seen before in Spain.
04:32Hey, and now that I think about it, this test today is really good, because with all the dirty contestants that came, they're feeling like new.
04:40Yes, today's spray guns are filled with bleach water to leave clothes very white.
04:44But what beasts, bleach, that's terrible for colored clothes.
04:49And now there are only 84 brave souls left standing.
04:54Girls, I've learned, wow, look how well I do it.
04:57Well, I'm still single, so call me.
05:00Come on, you're taking too long, my number's there.
05:03Hey, Pepe, you got a package from a man.
05:06Another man? But I'm not gay.
05:07And if this evil beast appears.
05:14And the other bad beast, that only means one thing.
05:18We arrived at the labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
05:21The test in which the contestants have to go through doors and more doors until they find the exit.
05:25Or rather, they have to go through doors and doors until they fall into the water.
05:30And here comes the first unfortunate one.
05:35We have to apologize because the floor of the maze is a mess today.
05:40The cleaning staff is on strike and hasn't mopped the house since last week.
05:44But the good thing is that this way the contestants slip.
05:48This contestant had a great idea.
05:50He came dressed in brown.
05:53So when they throw him into the filthy water, he doesn't stain his clothes.
05:56And the next contestant is going to discover a terrible truth.
06:01Even if they catch you in the labyrinth, you can't avoid being thrown into the water.
06:12I see this one as a little weak, a little puny.
06:15With contestants like that, it's not worth putting in much effort.
06:26Just look at how reluctantly they took the plunge, if not even the slightest effort.
06:31And this girl, the one whose pants are falling down and who seems to be very lost, has confessed something to us.
06:37What worries him most is that his shirt won't be transparent if he's thrown into the water.
06:42Well, he was lucky, it wasn't made transparent.
06:47I didn't have much either.
06:48Calm down, calm down, you're going crazy.
06:52This contestant is so nervous that she had to take a lexatin to be able to complete the test.
06:59That's why you'll notice that she's not scared, that she's there as if it weren't her problem.
07:02He's not impressed by the screams, he's not impressed by the sight of the bald man, he's not impressed by anything.
07:11The lexatin has had an effect on him, perhaps too much.
07:15Well hello, he's woken up now.
07:16Look, he wasn't careful and this one really shows through his shirt.
07:20Of course, some people don't care much, because children watch this program and then have dreams.
07:25Come on, let's interview her.
07:27Hey, how are you?
07:28Fine, but stop looking at my bra.
07:30Excuse me, are you wearing a magic cross?
07:32Leave me alone, I can't take off my helmet.
07:35Don't worry, I'll give you a hand.
07:37Come on, one, two, and three.
07:40Do you have a big head?
07:43This contestant who almost killed himself at the start has a problem.
07:46That always has its mouth open and if it falls into the water it will swallow half the pool.
07:59Well, if he swallowed, yes.
08:00And this girl, well, let's say it, she's Takeshi's second cousin.
08:05And it's not that they're going to let her pass, but they're not going to make it too difficult for her either.
08:09No, they have it made easy for them.
08:11Please, what favoritism.
08:13And from here we go directly to the killer mushroom.
08:17The first to climb onto the mushroom is a very, very clumsy man.
08:23And we don't say these things for free.
08:29Taxi!
08:29We gave this contestant a rope and told her that it was impossible for her to fall into the water.
08:43But we tricked him, come on.
08:44Have a Chinese.
08:45This contestant belongs to the Juanfría swimming club.
08:54And pay attention to how well he moves his feet.
09:00We have fooled this good-looking boy.
09:03We told him that touching the platform is enough to move on to the next phase.
09:11Well, he believed it.
09:13This idiot deserves an interview.
09:17Do you believe everything they tell you?
09:19Man, of course, people are good and they don't lie.
09:21But just kidding, you're eliminated.
09:28Short, but intense.
09:29Pay attention, because this contestant is a famous Olympic athlete.
09:35Their specialty is rings.
09:39Look at what a beautiful execution.
09:42What a horizontal ham of legs.
09:49Well, well, this one seems to want to do something else before getting on the mushroom.
09:53Well, he screwed up, if that's what you meant.
10:03And we're going to see a wonderful tackle.
10:08From nose to nose.
10:12Takeshi asks us to interview him because he has come with his wife.
10:16Have you seen it, madam?
10:17What has your husband done?
10:19Have you seen it?
10:20So as not to see it with these glasses!
10:22What do you have to say to your wife?
10:24Let's see.
10:25This is not my wife.
10:26My wife doesn't wear glasses.
10:28Is that true?
10:29It's just their glasses and they can't see.
10:31Yeah?
10:31I took them off so I wouldn't see her.
10:33We also tricked this girl with the rope.
10:36But she, being very clever, has covered the rope with glue.
10:40And of course, this way it is very easy to pass the test.
10:42Anyone can do that.
10:43And as Takeshi reminds us, the 51 contestants left standing and dry have to face one of the toughest phases of yellow humor.
10:57The doors of panic.
10:59The first to cross these doors will be the mini Chinese kudeiro.
11:03Which is like the Chinese kudeiro but smaller.
11:05Small but tough.
11:07You have to see how badly he threw himself at the first door.
11:12Well, here goes the second one.
11:14And he doesn't even flinch at the monster.
11:23He just doesn't care.
11:24And if he gets on his nerves any more, he'll jump up and smash his face in.
11:27He's quite the guy.
11:28Come on, mini Chinese, you can do it.
11:31Come on, you've almost got it.
11:33You only have one door left.
11:35Come on, with all your might.
11:41No!
11:41No!
11:42You've killed the mini Chinese kudeiro!
11:53This is a sad one.
11:55He did more damage by slipping than by hitting the door.
11:59And pay attention because this man is a star in Japan.
12:02He is one of the protagonists of the series Cuéntame, Japanese version.
12:04Specifically, he plays the role played here by Imanol Arias.
12:08Well, it lasted a little less than the series.
12:09Well, let's do an interview, what a famous guy.
12:14As our colleague Pepe tells you, Antonio is very sad because he has left Cuéntame
12:19to come and compete in Humor Amarillo and they eliminated her at the first opportunity.
12:24Well, don't worry because his wife is coming.
12:28Don Antonio's wife, also the protagonist of the series Cuéntame.
12:32Will she be luckier than her husband?
12:38If she passes the test, will there be a marital crisis?
12:42Well, it seems there's no need to worry.
12:48Let's see, let's see, madam, who did it better, you or your husband?
12:53This one doesn't do anything right.
12:54Wow, that's a strong thing to say!
12:57Aren't you going to tell him anything?
12:59Pretty.
13:00This boy came to Humor Amarillo because he has a dislocated shoulder.
13:04and they have told him that in this test he can put it back in place.
13:09Hey, well, everything is as good as new, well, nickel-plated.
13:13And the next contestant comes to prove one thing.
13:19In Humor Amarillo, if you're willing to get into the mud.
13:23If you don't mind wallowing like a pig in a quagmire.
13:26If you're not worried about your mother being upset when she sees you coming into the house with your tracksuit all messed up.
13:32Yes, in short, if you do all those things, you're sure to move on to the next phase.
13:37And 43 contestants have not hit their heads against a door.
13:47Many people tell me, well, Humor Amarillo isn't that hard.
13:51I don't like Yellow Humor.
13:53Humor Amarillo is worthless compared to the Grand Prix.
13:56To all those who say that, I have to show you a place we've never shown on this show.
14:01The contestants' graveyard.
14:03The eliminated Chinese crawl here to breathe their last.
14:08For example, this glove belongs to Michael Jackson, who came to compete one day and things didn't go very well for him.
14:15It's sweaty, it's making me quite sick, but it's Michael Jackson's.
14:22I'll auction it on eBay if you want.
14:24Cheap, we start at 1000 euros.
14:27Who gives more?
14:30And we come to the Yellow Humor skill test.
14:32The Big Chopstick, so called because the contestants have to jump with a stick, which is like a chopstick, but bigger.
14:40That's why it's called the Big Chopstick.
14:42Enough, enough, enough.
14:44The first to grab the stick will demonstrate that this test requires more skill than strength.
14:48Because this strength has gone too far.
15:01The girl in the sale tracksuit, on the other hand, lacked strength and had plenty of skill.
15:10And this one has no skill, no strength, no nothing.
15:13Hey, this guy sounds familiar to me.
15:20I've seen this one somewhere.
15:23Yes, yes, and Takeshi has also recognized him.
15:25I think this one has already participated in Humor Amarillo and was eliminated, huh?
15:29Yes, two weeks ago.
15:31What a tough sea, with the waiting list to come and participate and the guy has snuck in.
15:36Hey, this is your second time here, huh?
15:38I've signed you.
15:39I don't know what you're talking about.
15:40We have a video to prove it.
15:41Ready? Did you think you were going to fool us?
15:43Well, look, in this video we can see you participating in the program two weeks ago, more or less, which I don't remember very well.
15:52Sad guy, you also failed the killer mushroom test.
15:56Also, let's see what you said that time in the interview.
16:02Would you compete in Humor Amarillo again in the future, or what?
16:05And in case there are any doubts, there we have it, before and after.
16:11Is it the same yes or no?
16:13I think so, let's go.
16:15I don't know what you think at home.
16:17This girl almost ate the stick, huh?
16:27What a stick to eat!
16:31Even cousin Mario was very impressed.
16:33This test is reaching very violent levels.
16:36And Takeshi warns us not to be fooled by the next contestant.
16:41He's a kid who looks like a good guy, but in reality he's a real piece of work.
16:46And Takeshi doesn't say these things for no reason.
16:51That when Takeshi speaks, even in Japanese, you have to pay close attention.
17:00He's a cheat, a cheat.
17:03Takeshi is outraged and vows revenge.
17:06A very cruel revenge.
17:07And we have named this test Consumo Gusto.
17:18And why?
17:19Because it is extremely good and it gives a lot of pleasure.
17:22How you can touch each other and stuff like that, it's a pleasure.
17:25The operation of this test is very simple.
17:30The contestants have to take a ball out of that box.
17:34Although there are some who are so clumsy that they don't even know how to take the ball out of the box.
17:38And the color of the ball corresponds to the color of a sumo wrestler.
17:42And this one was lucky because she got Pinky Winky.
17:48I mean, it's useless versus useless.
17:51The test begins by following the Japanese tradition of sumo, which involves throwing rice out of the paella pan.
17:57It is a tradition that dates back thousands of years.
18:01She is older than Sara Montiel.
18:03Come on, don't go too far, the tradition is old.
18:06But not so much, it seems to me, eh?
18:21Their houses will probably have been left like us, with their mouths open.
18:26Speechless, because this spectacle is lamentable.
18:30The contestant has won Pinky Winky.
18:34And it was hard to beat him, right?
18:37And now he receives the honors of the great fighter.
18:41This one has had bad luck and has gotten the shit at the bottom.
18:45I mean, there's only one terrible fighter, he touches you and you provoke him.
18:51The one waiting for you is small.
18:53And we have to apologize because we were only able to put makeup on the sumo wrestler's face.
18:58We've run out of makeup.
18:59And the banners in the back, which you can see there, are advertisements for well-known Japanese brands.
19:05But here they are useless, because nobody understands them.
19:08Look, Takeshi loved the joke you made.
19:10The guy is laughing his head off.
19:11The joke was really good, to be honest.
19:13And this girl is not given the opportunity to choose.
19:16They send her directly to fight this other one.
19:20And I honestly don't know if this is the best time to put on a women's mud fight.
19:25No, man, leave it, children have to learn too.
19:30Yes, it is very educational, that's true.
19:32And pay attention because while Takeshi hits the contestant with his fan,
19:36The girl behaves like a true gentleman and helps him up.
19:40I preferred to fight the boy in red underwear,
19:44or the one with the green underwear, or the one with the blue underwear, or the one with the purple underwear.
19:46I don't know, well, with a boy, come on, even with you.
19:50And the contestant who drew the pink ball gets the blue fighter.
19:55These Japanese rules are something that no one understands.
20:03And pay attention because the contestant has won.
20:06And Takeshi heads straight to finish off his own fighter.
20:09But what is this!
20:10These are the laws of the samurai.
20:14And this poor wretch has to face the man in the red underwear.
20:21He put in the effort, but I don't think his effort lasted even half a second.
20:27When taking the shot, hit it with the fan.
20:29Let's talk to this great fighter.
20:31I had it under control, I was about to win, but he cheated, Joe.
20:35If I didn't even have half a cookie.
20:37Because the girl is a girl, and because the Japanese are a bit old-fashioned, they do her a favor and send her to fight Pinky Winky.
20:45But Pinky Winky is resentful.
20:48He's been eliminated before by a lesser contestant and isn't willing to let that happen again.
20:53You have to go to the gym a lot to get Pinky Winky's physique.
20:59Don't you believe that it can be achieved just like that?
21:02And finally he eliminates the poor girl.
21:05And this one got the green one.
21:07The stunned guy in green who didn't even realize he had to compete was there with his things.
21:15Oh my goodness, it's Karate Kid.
21:18Takeshi tries to encourage his fighter.
21:22And above all, he tells the contestant to calm down, because they are the ones who come here to receive.
21:27And there goes Takeshi to finish off the fool.
21:34The well-known samurai rule of finishing off the fool.
21:39And from his face, you can tell he's been dealt the shit again.
21:44This one is going to turn purple today.
21:46My goodness, if only those sumo pants they put on him would fall down.
21:50He doesn't fill them, especially from below.
21:53They do several push-ups before starting so that the blows hurt a little less.
21:57But the truth is that it's useless, they hurt just the same, right?
22:02As you can see, while the contestant is trying very hard, the sumo wrestler is not trying at all.
22:10He takes him off the track whenever he feels like it.
22:15And pay attention because this is the same trickster as before.
22:19This is the one who has passed the big chopstick through the lining.
22:22Well, you're going to find out.
22:23You don't get the ball out.
22:25We'll send you straight to fight one of the designers, and you'll see.
22:35The designer hasn't given him any chance.
22:38It's just that fashion designers are terrible.
22:41Look if I don't make a Prada jar.
22:43And before moving on to the next test, Takeshi wants to dedicate a song by his great friend, Leonardo Dantes, to the contestants.
22:52Stop it, please! Cut this out!
23:00After these musical seconds, let's get to what matters: Nakasone's canyons.
23:05This contestant told us that she has been trying to remove a tattoo she got on her left arm for several months.
23:11Well, we'll take it off in a moment.
23:15Just hit it a few times in the right place and that's it.
23:24Wow! Tattoo removed.
23:25This is one of those who doesn't like to think too much.
23:34And off it goes, launched so fast that before the pitchers realize it, it has already passed.
23:39It's almost over.
23:40Takeshi, who is no longer feeling generous, says no, this one won't pass.
23:44And there we have the repeater.
23:46It's his second yellow humor and the poor guy thinks he's going to get it this time.
23:50Come on, cool guy.
23:51Come back next week if you dare.
23:53Quotes that leave you wanting more.
23:55This contestant has been going to the zoo every day for two weeks to be taught how to pass this test.
24:03Do they offer courses on this at the zoo?
24:05No, but he's been watching the monkeys and has learned something.
24:09Look, look, look how he holds on.
24:11I don't know if he does the orangutan or the chimpanzee.
24:13And some of you might be wondering,
24:16Why are there stones on both sides of the bridge if no one can walk upside down?
24:22No, no one can walk upside down.
24:25But as this little contestant proves,
24:27yes you can crawl underneath.
24:32And we remind you that at the end of the program
24:34We will show the trailer for a film never seen before in Spain.
24:38Man, I'm more nervous.
24:39I don't know if I'll be able to wait until the end of the program.
24:41But if you've already seen it, what have we seen before?
24:45Well, yeah, but it's to make it more exciting.
24:54Well, let's see if this one falls because I want to see the video.
24:56But we didn't think you'd seen it.
25:00Yes, but I want to see it again.
25:01This guy said he's going to pass the test because of his big nose.
25:07Well, he's showing off his nacasones a lot.
25:09Let's see if he's going to get a big hit there.
25:11Oh, that smelled like something even to me.
25:25He's run out of nacasones, but the guy doesn't even flinch.
25:28Yes, now that he's passed the test, let's see if he's moved.
25:31What? It's itching now, isn't it?
25:37And this girl has no better idea than to show us the target.
25:42There are some who like to provoke, huh?
25:44Look how they like to provoke.
25:56Takeshi was stunned.
25:58I think he's never seen such a big target in his life.
26:01But the girl with the target also has a heart.
26:04We hear his screams when he gets hit by the ball.
26:10That wasn't screaming, it was Takeshi coughing.
26:16But come on, scream, girl, we promised you were going to scream.
26:22That was a scream.
26:22He tried, he didn't succeed.
26:30But the least we can do is give the girl a round of applause.
26:33Let's remember that this girl passed the big chopstick test by chance.
26:37And that's where his luck ran out.
26:43Well, don't believe it, look how happy the girl is.
26:46How happy!
26:46And through that hole come today's winners.
26:51Five grown men who came to play the fool, and they did.
26:56They leave behind more than a hundred companions who were not as fortunate or as skilled as they were.
27:01And they didn't bribe the jury, like these five, of course.
27:04Go on, look at you, how clever.
27:05And in the next program, we'll finally see Takeshi with a pair of underwear on his head.
27:10No, man, no.
27:11What we will see is the fight between Takeshi's ship and the contestants' whales.
27:16What's up, man?
27:17Just because they're a little fat doesn't mean we can insult them.
27:20No, the thing about whales is because they ride whales, which is literal.
27:24Oh, how fun!
27:25And the most awaited moment arrives.
27:27The trailer we've been promising all show long.
27:30What are we going to put?
27:30Well now we're going to put it.
27:32From the creators of In the Name of Chinaman...
27:41A Love movie is coming.
27:49Love without fear.
27:51Winner of no Golden Globes.
28:06Chinese Brokeback.
28:07On slippery ground, in Spanish.
28:09Are you going to see Brokeback Chino at the cinema?
28:16Yeah.
28:17When?
28:18When it comes out on DVD.
28:19On DVD?
28:20Yeah.
28:21Pirated copy?
28:22No, man, no.
28:23I'll download it from the internet.
28:24Tell us what we can do to improve the program.
28:27Go for it!
28:28And we're leaving now, it's time.
28:32Yes, there is a bit of a urge.
28:34Seeing so many hits makes you very hungry.
28:36There you can see the names of all the contestants who participated in today's yellow humor show.
28:42Next to their names, we can see the euros each of them had to pay to come and compete.
28:46Ah, but do we charge them to come?
28:48Go on, of course.
28:49Where do you think your salary comes from?
28:51Well, nothing more.
28:52Bye bye!
28:53Or as they say in Japanese, I'm not going to see you around here again, this is my neighborhood, okay?
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