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The misadventures of a British Royal Artillery Concert Party unit stationed in based in Deolali in British India and the fictional village of Tin Min in Burma during the last few months of the Second World War.
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00:00Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:10With music and laughter to help you on your way, to raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey.
00:16With songs and sketches and jokes old and new, with us about you and Phil Blue.
00:22So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:27B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
00:45My goodness, what a terrible happening in the centre of the night.
00:50Here we all are on northwest frontier of India, where we are going to give a show.
00:55And we have camped here for the sleeping.
00:58Unfortunately, those wicked batons have captured Colonel Saab's lady love, Mam Saab Wadilove Evans.
01:06And now they have thrown a sack over the wall.
01:10But what is in the sack, huh?
01:12Is it a piece of Mam Saab Wadilove Evans?
01:17There's only one way to find out.
01:20Somebody must open that sack.
01:23Anna Saab Wadilove Evans?
01:31Yes, Sergeant Major.
01:33Oh, Anna Saab.
01:36Me?
01:36Yes, you.
01:39No, no, no, Sergeant Major.
01:42I must do it.
01:43After all, Mrs Wadilove Evans is my responsibility.
01:46I brought her here.
01:47Oh, I can't look.
01:48It's a melon.
01:55Thank God.
01:56There's a note stuck to it, sir.
01:59What's it say, bearer?
02:00Excuse me, Saab.
02:01I'm going to say, sir.
02:05What's it say?
02:07What's it say?
02:08They say, Saab, they want all your rifles and their books back.
02:13Otherwise, Mam Saab Wadilove Evans will be in the sack.
02:18There's rather a lot of it to go in that little sack.
02:22Oh, red, oh, red.
02:23Oh, this is terrible, Sergeant Major.
02:25Every time I close my eyes, I can see her in the hands of those brutes.
02:29Completely at their mercy.
02:30Oh, we must get after her at once.
02:41Oh, it's too dark out there now, sir, to find anything.
02:43We'd better wait till dawn.
02:44You're quite right, Sergeant Major.
02:46Now, pay attention, chaps.
02:48That poor, frail little lady is out there on her own,
02:52at the mercy of those swipes.
02:56She's completely defenseless.
02:58Think of the ordeal she is going through.
03:03As soon as it is light, we will go and find her and bring her back.
03:08I need hardly remind you that the batons will stick at nothing.
03:12To get their hands on an Englishwoman like Mrs. Wadilove Evans
03:15is a big thing to them.
03:18It's a big thing for anybody.
03:22If we fail, next time it may not be a melon that is in the sack.
03:26Are there any questions?
03:29Yes, sir.
03:30Can I have the melon?
03:33I get an old tip from champagne.
03:41You know, it's a funny thing,
03:45but we British can't start the day without a jolly good breakfast.
03:49Right, carry on, Sergeant Major.
03:52Sir.
03:53Right, lady boys!
03:54Get your rifles and ammunition.
03:56Move yourselves, move yourselves!
03:57Sergeant Major, I shall need a man to stay behind to guard the fort.
04:00Sir.
04:00Get a parking lot.
04:02Yes, Sergeant Major?
04:03Stay behind and guard the fort.
04:04But I want to go with the action, Sergeant Major.
04:06I know how you feel, Sergeant Major,
04:07but you will stay behind and guard the fort.
04:09Excuse me, Sergeant Major.
04:10We're going to look pretty conspicuous out there in the open country.
04:14Don't you think we ought to disguise ourselves, Sergeant Major?
04:16Or to disguise ourselves, Sergeant Major?
04:20Then what does you think we should disguise ourselves as, Mr. Lardy Dog,
04:23on a grand flaming rocks?
04:25I thought Indians, actually.
04:27Oh, I thought Indians, actually.
04:29Hang on a minute, Sergeant Major.
04:30It's not a bad idea.
04:31Get Bombardier Beaumont over here, will you?
04:33Bombardier Beaumont!
04:34Sergeant Major.
04:34Over here, at the top, at the top, with yourself, with yourself!
04:37Have you got any costumes we could use that would make us look like batons?
04:41Well, I've got the rift costumes from the Desert Song theme.
04:44I mean, they might do.
04:45Right, Sergeant Major.
04:47Get the men to the Desert Song costumes, will you?
04:51Desert Song costumes?
04:52Move yourselves!
04:53THEY CHANGING
05:03THEY LAUGH
05:16How do you think we look, Sergeant Major?
05:25Very good, sir.
05:28What's that?
05:29There's no Arabs on the Northwest Frontier.
05:32Sergeant Major, sir.
05:33Shut up.
05:34What?
05:34Sergeant Major, sir.
05:35I can make you look like a baton if you will permit me to adjust your dress.
05:40Get off!
05:42Hey, hey, let him do it.
05:43Carry on.
05:44Let's go, sir.
05:45Pardon me, Sergeant Major, sir.
05:46Watch it.
05:52Watch it.
05:57Sergeant Major, sir.
05:58Good.
05:59Now, sir, I'm going to turn your tarbus into turban.
06:03Sergeant Major.
06:15Sergeant Major.
06:16What on earth are you doing, Sergeant?
06:20You told us to change it to the Desert Song costumes.
06:23This was the only one that was left.
06:25Come here.
06:26The whole point of our being in these costumes is we look like the local batons.
06:31They'd hardly have an officer from the French Foreign Legion.
06:33I'd rather like to wear it.
06:37I mean, it's awfully smart.
06:38Well, you can't.
06:38Go and take it off at once and don't be such a silly arse.
06:41What shall I put on, then?
06:42That's a point.
06:43A bombardier, Beaumont.
06:44Oh, sir.
06:45Oh, you look very smart.
06:51Thanks, awfully.
06:52Look, what else have you got for Captain Ashford to wear?
06:54Well, the only thing I can do, Emma, is either a French tart or a Father Christmas.
06:58You'd better stay behind and guard the foot with a gunner, whatever his name is.
07:05Right, fall them in, Sergeant Major.
07:06Right, that bombardier, move his hand, move his hand.
07:08Come on, come on, come on.
07:09Come on.
07:10Not you, not you.
07:12Sergeant Major.
07:13Hi.
07:13How do you think they look?
07:17Well, we might pass his batons from a distance, sir, but we is too clean, sir.
07:22Good point.
07:23Roll the men on the ground.
07:27Right.
07:28On the command, you will fall down and roll yourself on the ground.
07:33Sergeant Major, I've just had these costumes washed.
07:37Shut up.
07:39Falling down, rolling on the ground, begin.
07:43Oh, I beg your pardon, sir.
07:46I does not think that we should roll on the ground in front of the man barred for discipline.
07:49Good thinking, Sergeant Major.
07:50We'll get into the shoe and do it.
07:52Ah.
07:53Roll yourselves, roll yourselves!
07:58What are we going to do?
08:00We have no costume to wear.
08:02You ratty fool.
08:05We are already dressed as Indians.
08:07I don't see why you should be the one to stay behind.
08:10Just because old Shut Up thinks he's your dad.
08:12I don't want to stay behind, Nobby.
08:14I'd much rather come with you, fellas.
08:15We wouldn't have been in this mess if it hadn't been for the colonel bringing his fancy woman with him.
08:19Women always cause trouble.
08:21Some blokes can't go five minutes without one.
08:23I can.
08:24And I'm very hot-blooded.
08:26Leave that stinking charred home behind there, Leo.
08:29It's come to mind with that thing clanking.
08:31Bring the water chuggles.
08:32They'll need plenty of party out there.
08:33You'll be Ramza.
08:34But this man Ramza is first-class black-a-tharp.
08:38He will follow the trail and lead us to Mamza Baudelove-Evans.
08:41What do you think, Sergeant Major?
08:43Well, give it a try, sir.
08:44Shall I get one of Mrs. Baudelove-Evans' hankies for him to smell?
08:47What on earth for?
08:49So that he could pick up her scent.
08:51I don't want a punk-a-walla smelling her hankies.
08:54Besides, he's not a bloodhound.
08:55He's ready to move off, sir.
08:57Right.
08:57Good luck, sir, and au revoir.
09:01Thank you, Ashwood.
09:02Right, squad, ho!
09:05Now, listen, chaps, we're going out there to bring back Mrs. Baudelove-Evans.
09:09Remember, the honour of an English lady is at stake.
09:12Left turn forward.
09:15Left.
09:16Left.
09:17Left.
09:18Right.
09:18Left.
09:19Well, Parkins, it's up to us to hold the fort.
09:22Yes, sir.
09:23Don't look so worried.
09:24I shall be here with you.
09:27What's the matter, sir?
09:28We can't get out.
09:29Some fools lock the door.
09:32Oh, I say, I'm most awfully sorry, sir.
09:36Forward!
09:37Hi-ho, hi-ho, as off to work we go.
09:42Just keep on singing all day long.
09:45Hi-ho, hi-ho.
09:46All right, hold out for a smoke.
09:48All right, hold out for a smoke.
09:51Control yourself, control yourself!
09:53You're like a lot of rabble.
09:54You're supposed to be soldiers.
09:56Do not drink too much.
09:58You're not active service now.
10:01I'm not ponting about on each stage.
10:04You will behave like men.
10:05I'm not a bunch of puffs.
10:06I can't stand much more with this Paderewski.
10:16Neither can I.
10:17This heat is terribly debilitating.
10:19I'm so hot, I feel like taking all my flesh off and sitting in my bones.
10:22Do you think somebody has already done that?
10:26What are you talking about, Randy?
10:27Come quick, sir.
10:32Oh, it's horrible.
10:35Ah, sir, what could I have it?
10:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:40Randy, go and get the Sergeant Major and the Colonel.
10:44Ah, sir, sir.
10:45I've never seen a real-life Skellington before.
10:48I vote we all go home at once, this instance.
10:52There, Tarpe.
10:54Great, Scott.
10:55This is awful, Sergeant Major.
10:57You don't think it's Mrs Waddle of Evans, do you?
11:00Of course not, sir.
11:01She's only been gone six hours.
11:03Nobody could turn into a skeleton in that time.
11:05At least I've all heard.
11:07Oh, Sergeant Major, Sarpe.
11:09Out here in India, you can be skeleton jolly quickly.
11:12First come the pie dogs.
11:14Then the vultures.
11:16Then the kite hawks.
11:18Then the crews.
11:19Then come the little ants to tidy up.
11:23These ants not coming too soon, sir.
11:25Otherwise, they get eaten by the crews.
11:27Shut up!
11:29If it were her, there'd be rings on the hand.
11:32I'm afraid them batons would have pinched them, sir.
11:37Just a minute, sir.
11:38There's something gleaming under the ant by you.
11:40It's an apeney, sir.
11:42A apeney?
11:44Whoever it was died with their hand on their apeney.
11:50Have you found this?
11:53It's hers.
11:56She's left a note.
11:58Dear Charles, don't worry.
12:00It's not me.
12:01Thank God for that.
12:02I have not given up hope.
12:04I know that you and your brave men will rescue me, gallant as woman.
12:12You all right, sir?
12:18I was afraid I might break down in front of the men.
12:23But when I think of her out there in the hands of those swines, it's too much.
12:29It will not crack up now, sir.
12:33We will find her.
12:34Steady, sir.
12:35Thank you, Sergeant Major.
12:39Well, chaps, we're going on.
12:43We've got to save Mrs. Waddle of Evans.
12:45I need hardly to remind you.
12:46But if anything happens to her, I'm going to have some pretty awkward explaining to do to her husband.
12:52He's going to have to do some explaining to her husband in any case.
12:55Tip to toe, to the window, by the window, that is where I'll be.
13:05Come tip to toe, through the few lips, with me.
13:25You blethering idiot!
13:33You brought us around in a big circle!
13:35We's back where we started!
13:36Where you are!
13:38My son!
13:39My goodness!
13:43What else happened, Ashwood?
13:45Damn cheek!
13:46As soon as you left the fort, they came in.
13:49Why didn't you put out a fight?
13:50We tried to, sir, but they took us by surprise.
13:53Oh, I'm sure, sir.
13:54If they hadn't been taken by surprise, going to park, you would have put up a fight to the last, wouldn't you, boy?
13:58Oh, yeah.
13:58I would have fought to the last, Sergeant Major.
14:00Well done, good boy.
14:01Very brave.
14:02The baton's left this note for you, sir.
14:05Right.
14:06Why does everyone keep leaving notes?
14:07Shut up!
14:09Get the bear into translated.
14:12I'll take a little tap.
14:16Come on, come on!
14:18Sorry, Sergeant Major, sir.
14:19We shall wait at the Nala until the sun reaches its zenith, and you are all very thirsty.
14:30Then you will hand over your guns, or the lady will be in the bag.
14:36Send only one man with the guns.
14:39Guns up.
14:40There is a P.S. in English.
14:42Try to be on time.
14:45Love daft.
14:48And, Colonel, sir, they have also drawn a map, which will show where we can find the Nala.
14:55What do you suppose they mean by their bit about the zenith, and you're all very thirsty?
14:59Well, they've emptied all our water, Chuckles.
15:01We've nothing to drink.
15:02Chawala.
15:03Yes, Sergeant Major, sir?
15:04How much tea you got left in that stinging urn of yours?
15:07No tea left, sir.
15:08But hands drink them all.
15:10But they're very honorable people, sir.
15:12They left me two rupees.
15:14Shut up!
15:15What about the water we took with us?
15:17All guns, sir.
15:18Concert party very thirsty.
15:21Could I have a word with you, sir?
15:23Yes, of course.
15:24I asked a report we was in a bit of trouble by here, sir.
15:27We cannot last more than a few hours in this heat without water.
15:30If we hand over those rifles, I shall face a court-martial.
15:34Got to do something, sir.
15:35What do you think, Ashford?
15:36I think we ought to, uh...
15:38Ought to, uh...
15:40It's a tricky one, sir.
15:43Excuse me, sir.
15:44How dare you burst into a Hofstra's conference gun of Graham!
15:46Well, I've got an idea, Sergeant Major.
15:47I've got an idea, Sergeant Major.
15:49No, no, no.
15:50Let him have his seat.
15:51Carry on.
15:51Well, the batons said in their notes, sir, send one man with all the rifles.
15:55Well, why don't we send someone with the wooden rifles from the desert song scene?
16:00And then we can follow at a distance,
16:02and when the batons break cover to get the rifles,
16:04we can let them have it.
16:06Let them have what?
16:09Well, kill them or capture them, sir.
16:12Thank you, Graham.
16:13We'll let you know.
16:14Sir.
16:16I see, sir.
16:17That gunner Graham is jolly clever.
16:19He ought to be an officer.
16:20And just because he's got brains doesn't mean he ought to be an officer.
16:24All the same, sir.
16:25It is a good plan.
16:26Hmm?
16:27What?
16:27Oh, yes, of course.
16:28Now, you'd better get a volunteer.
16:30Sir.
16:31Right.
16:31Get him on, Cammy.
16:32Move yourself.
16:32Move yourself.
16:33Come on, come on, come on.
16:33Come on.
16:34Let's have it.
16:34Let's have it.
16:35I'm probably these.
16:36Good.
16:36Help.
16:37Right.
16:37Now, pay attention, let me, boys.
16:39Your officers have just had a conference, and this is our plan.
16:42One man will go out to meet the batons.
16:44He will be carrying the dummy rifles, and we will be covering him from a distance.
16:47When the bandits break cover to collect these rifles, we will surround them.
16:51Any questions?
16:52Yes, Sergeant Major.
16:53If there's any shooting, whoever's carrying the rifles will be in the direct line of fire.
16:59Then he will just have to hit the ground a bit sharpish.
17:01Sergeant Major.
17:02Mrs. Waddy Love Heavens will also be in the direct line of fire.
17:06So he'll have to put her on the ground and throw himself on top of her.
17:12Right.
17:13Now then, I want one man for this task, and to fall on top of Mrs. Waddy Love Heavens.
17:19This man...
17:19I'll go.
17:22I have not selected you to volunteer yet, Gunnar Sugden.
17:26But you're going to, and I can't stand the suspense.
17:30So I'll go.
17:32Oh, such bravery.
17:34This brings tears to the eyes of every true blue British heart.
17:39I see, sir.
17:39You don't want Gunnar Sugden throwing himself on top of Mrs. Waddy Love Heavens, do you?
17:43Any port in a storm, Esred.
17:45Right.
17:46Now, on the command fallout, I want you to search this place for any liquid that is drinkable.
17:50For light!
17:52What's out, what's out?
17:53Another little drink, and another little drink, and another little drink...
17:57Right, we will tip everything into the char horn.
18:00Sergeant Major, sir, I'll give you a very special price for the hire of my tier.
18:05One rupee only.
18:06Get stuffed.
18:07What have we got?
18:10I've emptied half the water out of the truck radiators, Sergeant Major.
18:12I tip it in, tip it in.
18:13They are, Randy.
18:13I just up.
18:15Rusty!
18:16Yuck!
18:16Two bottles of gin, Sergeant Major.
18:18Sir?
18:18I took a little up.
18:20Got the first aid box, Sergeant Major.
18:22There's plenty of bottles in that.
18:24Er...
18:24Camerline lotion.
18:27Tip it in.
18:28I just haven't made it up.
18:29Anything else?
18:33It's a bottle of syrup of figsy, Sergeant Major.
18:37I don't think we would have put that in, boy.
18:40Well, if we had this bottle of chloridine, Sergeant Major, that'll counteract the effects of the syrup of figs.
18:45Thank you, Professor Enstein.
18:48There is no doubt about it, a university education comes in very handy for stopping the action of syrup of figs pouring both in.
18:53Now, listen, chaps.
18:56We will only drink this mixture in the case of extreme emergency.
19:00Sergeant Major.
19:01Oh!
19:01While we're dealing with the batons, I want you to send the truck to Kohat to get help.
19:05Ah!
19:06Moment, dear Beaumont.
19:07Sergeant Major.
19:08Take out as Graham Clark and Hammonds in the frog.
19:10Yes, Sergeant Major.
19:11Right.
19:12Are there any questions?
19:13Yes, sir.
19:14Can I try the mixture?
19:15LAUGHTER
19:16LAUGHTER
19:17According to this map that Baton's left, the nullah for the rendezvous is about a mile away in that direction.
19:41Right, Gunnar Sugden.
19:42This is where we pass company.
19:44Give him the dummy rifles.
19:45Come on, come on.
19:59You're a lovely boy.
20:03Now, when you get to that nullah, you will wait for the batons to come out to collect the rifles.
20:08When do I throw myself on top of Mrs. Waddleove-Evans?
20:10LAUGHTER
20:10I will, my whisper.
20:11When yous both on the ground, we will move in.
20:14Is that clear?
20:15Yes, Sergeant Major.
20:17Off you go, then.
20:18Good luck, Gunnar...
20:19Gunnar...
20:19Er, Sugden, sir.
20:20Good luck, Gunnar Sugden.
20:22I shan't forget this.
20:23Thanks, sir.
20:24Do you want me to go now, then?
20:26No.
20:34LAUGHTER
20:34Shut it down, then.
20:36Get on with it.
20:37LAUGHTER
20:38When you blow your whistle, I throw myself on Mrs. Waddleove-Evans.
20:45Move his hands!
20:45LAUGHTER
20:46LAUGHTER
20:46LAUGHTER
20:47LAUGHTER
20:47LAUGHTER
20:48LAUGHTER
20:48LAUGHTER
20:49LAUGHTER
20:49He seems awfully keen to throw himself on top of Mrs. Waddleove-Evans.
20:54LAUGHTER
20:55You think that's why he volunteers, doesn't it?
20:56Could be, sir.
20:58You knows what they says about little men.
21:00No, what do they say?
21:01Well, sir, they're supposed to be, er...
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21:34What's the fuck down there?
21:39There's smoke coming in!
21:41There's no smoke!
21:43Stop! Stop!
21:52The radiator's boiling over.
21:54I can see that, you burk. It's your fault for taking the water out.
21:57I only took a little drop.
21:58Only took a little drop? Well, now what are we gonna do?
22:01I know. We can all spit into the radiator.
22:04What is spit to go round, Notcher?
22:06I've got plenty of spit.
22:08I can't stand that.
22:10I can't stand it.
22:12We're all gonna die first in this horrible, lonely place.
22:16We're all lost.
22:18We've no water.
22:20Nothing but sand and rub.
22:23And all the time the sun pisses down.
22:26I don't wanna die.
22:28I don't wanna die.
22:30Gloria, we're not lost.
22:32Kohat's only about ten miles away.
22:34All we gotta do is to wait until it gets dark and cools down.
22:38In that case, let's sit in the shade and wait.
22:40He's made it, sir.
22:49Right.
22:50As soon as they come out for the rifles, blow your whistle.
22:53Then he can throw himself on Mrs Waddle of Evans.
22:55Then we can all move in.
22:57The sky's getting a bit dark, sir.
22:59I think there's a sandstorm coming up.
23:01Hello.
23:02Hello.
23:03Anybody about?
23:05I brought the guns.
23:07Excuse me, Colonel Sar.
23:08But...
23:09But that nunner runs from north to south.
23:11But what about it?
23:12The one on the map runs from east to west.
23:15You're reading the map, Ashwood.
23:17Take a look at it, will you?
23:18Oh, gosh, I'm a fool.
23:20I say I'm most awfully sorry.
23:22I'm afraid I've brought you to the wrong nuller.
23:25You're a smithering idiot, Ashwood.
23:27Come on, Sergeant Major.
23:29We've got to find the other nuller.
23:31What other nuller?
23:32Captain Ashwood has brought us to the wrong one.
23:35You've...
23:39Shut your butt in, sir.
23:41Look out, Colonel Sar.
23:42Biggest storm coming up.
23:43Keep down, Sergeant Major.
23:45We have to stay where he is for the time being.
23:47Now, listen, chaps.
23:49There's absolutely nothing to worry about.
23:51These storms soon pass.
23:53Keep your heads down.
23:55You just have to crunch here,
23:57grit our teeth and there.
23:59I'm going to get plenty of grit, all right.
24:10Better call Sutton in now, Sergeant Major.
24:13Good heavens, where's he gone?
24:17There he is, sir.
24:21Where are you?
24:26Where have you gone without me?
24:31Better stop for a drink, Sergeant Major.
24:33Aye, sir.
24:34Right.
24:35Line up with your mugs.
24:36He has two mouthfuls each.
24:38You try it first, Asher.
24:39What's it like?
24:40Hmm, not bad at all.
24:41Another little drink, and another little drink, and another little drink, wouldn't do us any harm.
24:50Fall out for a drink!
25:06Fall out for a drink!
25:08Fall out for a drink!
25:09A drink, scrub!
25:23Got him in love!
25:27Try and keep up, son of a girl!
25:31I have to report her that the antidote to these set-up of figs is not worth it.
25:36Pull this up again, son of a girl.
25:38Get yourself the poor.
25:39Let's have another good drink.
25:41Yes, let us have another little drink.
26:00Pull out the drink!
26:05Pinky-dai!
26:08I can hear her singing.
26:09I can too.
26:10I think we're getting delirious.
26:11No!
26:13They're all drunk.
26:15I said I should have tried that mixture.
26:17Oh, come on, fellas.
26:19They'd better help carry than me.
26:21We'll never last till nightfall at this rate.
26:24I did want to be a star.
26:26That's all I ever wanted to be.
26:28That's all I ever wanted to be, a star.
26:29But I'll never get the chance now.
26:31What's that?
26:33What's that?
26:34It's what?
26:35I can...
26:35It will never last till nightfall at this rate.
26:47I did want to be a star.
26:50That's all I ever wanted to be, a star.
26:54But I'll never get the chance from now.
26:59What's that?
27:01It's what?
27:01I can see a woman on a white horse.
27:06It's a mirage.
27:08It's not a mirage.
27:10It's the Colonel's tart.
27:15Hey, Colonel.
27:16Hey, Colonel.
27:21Look, Colonel, look. Over there, look.
27:25Yoo-hoo! Boys!
27:28It's Daphne.
27:30I must be dreaming.
27:31No, sir.
27:33It is her.
27:34In the flesh.
27:36Every bit of her.
27:37Daphne, Daphne.
27:43Here I am, Charles. Seize the side.
27:51Would somebody please help me down?
27:54I don't understand, Daphne.
28:04Why on earth did those batons let you go?
28:08Well, Charles, it's rather a long story.
28:11You know that baton chief?
28:12Well, he turned out to be really quite a gentleman.
28:15They're wonderful eyes, don't you think?
28:17Come to the point, Daphne.
28:18What actually happened?
28:19Well, now, you want to see me cross.
28:20I don't want you to get the wrong idea.
28:22Do you see?
28:22I really have no old chances.
28:25You know, there's old Hindu proverb which say
28:28that if your lady love you stay out all night
28:30and return home next day on a snow-white horse,
28:34do not blame her.
28:36A snow-white horse have no idea of time.
28:39A snow-white horse has no idea of time.
29:09A snow-white horse has no idea of time.
29:10So give us a cheer with a hang, hang, hang, hang.
29:13Just gather a pound and go down your gun.
29:16With us a fight, there's plenty of fun.
29:18So meet the gang, cos the boys are here.
29:22The boys to entertain you.
29:25B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
29:29The boys to entertain you until the end of the day.
29:37B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
29:37B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
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