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The misadventures of a British Royal Artillery Concert Party unit stationed in based in Deolali in British India and the fictional village of Tin Min in Burma during the last few months of the Second World War.
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00:00Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:09With music and laughter to help you on your way, to raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey.
00:15With songs and sketches and jokes on anew, with us about you and Phil Blue.
00:21So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:26B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys, to entertain you.
00:32B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys, to entertain you.
00:34B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys, to entertain you.
00:40Hey, wake up, you angry fellow.
00:44It is morning.
00:46Hey, wake up, you idle fellow. It is morning.
00:59I was watching this movie in the morning. Lovely dream.
01:03What are you dreaming of?
01:05I and your daughter were sitting in their hands. Why Christmas?
01:11Don't be such a clever dicky.
01:14I'm going to attend to your business.
01:17Salaam, Rengi.
01:18Ah, Salaam, Ahmed.
01:20You better hurry up and wake up the sergeant, Major Saab.
01:22Oh, my God. I was forgetting.
01:24With this terrible drought, water is only on for six minutes.
01:28Stand by to have one steaming hot cup of tea ready for sergeant, Major Saab.
01:32Jeldi, jeldi.
01:33Oh, how beautiful and peaceful looks, Sergeant Major Saab.
01:56One cup of heavenly enchanted tea coming up.
02:06Sergeant Major Saab.
02:07In a minute, my lovely.
02:12And then I'll have to go.
02:14Wake up, Sergeant Major Saab.
02:19Shut up!
02:20What time is it?
02:23It is quarter to six, Sergeant Major Saab.
02:25Dan is breaking.
02:27Is Sergeant Major Saab awake yet?
02:28Shut up!
02:30He's awake.
02:32Where's my tea?
02:33Yes, Sergeant Major Saab.
02:35And don't forget, Sergeant Major Saab,
02:37that you only have six minutes to perform your absolutions.
02:42After that, water will be turned off jolly quickly.
02:46Oh, I'm not worried.
02:48There's one shower for officers,
02:49one shower for the other ranks,
02:51and one shower for warrant officers classes one and two.
02:53And as I am the only warrant officer,
02:55class one, two, or otherwise in this company moment,
02:57I get a shower to myself.
03:00There's no doubt about it.
03:01A battery sergeant, Major,
03:02is the best job in the British Army.
03:04I joined the army yesterday,
03:08so the army of today's all right.
03:20How can we get enough power in it to watch it in six minutes?
03:26It's not my fault there's a drought, Gloria.
03:28Now, listen, fellas,
03:29when the water comes through,
03:30fill those chappies and run over to the basins with them, right?
03:33Typical army.
03:34Honestly, you'd think they'd have enough sense
03:36to extend the pipe so the tap was over the basins, wouldn't you?
03:39They've already tried that, sir.
03:40But water, not strong enough to make journey, sir.
03:44Indian water, very weak, sir.
03:45Why the hell didn't they have the basins over here where the tap is?
03:54Wonderful idea, sir.
03:55Oh, what a great blessing is university education.
03:58They're making our showers out of bounds.
04:02I can't use them in any case.
04:03I can't use them in any case.
04:03Why not?
04:04The door's too high.
04:06Good morning, Chefs.
04:12Morning, sir.
04:14Enjoyed the show very much last night, Somers?
04:17Thank you very much, sir.
04:18Yes, I must say, I like that new dress you were wearing, Beaumont.
04:21I thought the split skirt was very sort of, very sort of...
04:26Thank you, sir.
04:28Don't be too familiar with the other acts, Ashwood.
04:31Oh, but he's an artist, sir.
04:33He's not like a normal soldier.
04:35What?
04:39You may have a point, though.
04:42I think here, Ashwood, we've only got six minutes.
04:45So I'm going for four, and you can have two.
04:48Oh, thank you very much.
04:49We don't want to waste a second, so you hold the watch.
04:59Morning, gentlemen.
05:01Morning, Sergeant Major.
05:02Morning, lovely boys.
05:03Morning, Sergeant Major.
05:07Morning, Sergeant Major.
05:08What's the matter with you?
05:09Looks like I'm dead.
05:11You want to be like me in the mornings.
05:12Bright hand alert.
05:14But then, I am a man.
05:17I'm not a Nancy boy.
05:20Who paints his face and pulses about on the stage.
05:23Get ready, Sergeant Major, sir.
05:25Water coming in two minutes.
05:26Right.
05:27After this, will you?
05:31You've still got your hat on, sir.
05:34What?
05:35Thanks.
05:35All right.
05:41You look like an umpire at Lord's, Ashwood.
05:43Won't you get, Sergeant Major, sir?
05:50You only have six minutes.
05:53Six minutes of water?
05:55I don't need all that.
05:56Sir, how would you fancy a minute of my water?
05:59I don't dare take it, Sergeant Major.
06:01I have two minutes of the Colonel's.
06:09What's he say, brother?
06:11Sir, Major, sir.
06:12He say,
06:13Barney now only going to be on three minutes.
06:17Damn.
06:18Is there any one thing for it, Ashwood?
06:19I'll have two minutes and you can have one.
06:21But that's not very long, sir.
06:22Could I possibly come in with you?
06:24All right.
06:27Just this once.
06:36Stand with your back to me, Ashwood.
06:38Oh, yes.
06:42You're plenty of time for me to have a shower.
06:45You better get a move on, lovely boy.
06:47You're here.
06:47Stand by, fellas.
06:55Yeah, here it is.
06:58Don't just stand there.
06:59Get the chatties.
07:01Quick.
07:03Sorry, sorry.
07:04No, quick.
07:05Use your man.
07:06Come on, boys.
07:07Quick.
07:08Forward, Shane.
07:08We've got to put those vases.
07:10Forward, Shane.
07:11Put your man down.
07:16Right, right.
07:16Come on.
07:17Come on.
07:19Come on, fellas.
07:21Pass them back.
07:22Thank you very much.
07:24You're coming out.
07:25I've been blocked.
07:27Sergeant, Mr. South.
07:28Unscrew Squatty thing.
07:30Shut up.
07:32There's a scorpion in the pipe.
07:38Can I come in with you, sir?
07:39There's a scorpion in my pipe.
07:41I'd ask the colonel.
07:43Excuse me, sir.
07:44Don't turn around.
07:45Sergeant, this is Sergeant Major, sir.
07:49He wants to come in with us.
07:51There's no room.
07:52Sorry, Sergeant Major.
07:54There's no room.
07:57Sergeant Major, sir.
07:58I have killed scorpion,
07:59and it is now quite safe for you to partake a shower.
08:03Right.
08:09He's gone off!
08:10Sorry you didn't have time to have you off shower, Sergeant Major.
08:30I hope you didn't mind us laughing.
08:32We...
08:32We just couldn't help it, Sergeant Major.
08:35We just couldn't help it, Sergeant Major.
08:37Well, Mr. Lardy-Dar, can I graham?
08:40I don't mind you laughing.
08:42It's good for you.
08:44But you knows what they say, doesn't you?
08:46He who laughs last, lasts longest.
08:50Can I suck them?
08:52Yes, Sergeant Major.
08:53Give me your hat, lovely boy.
08:56Good, I'll get sunstroke.
08:58Oh, dear.
08:59How sad.
08:59Never mind.
09:00Your hat!
09:03Up.
09:04Hold this hat under the waste pipe,
09:06and when it's full of pani,
09:07pour it over me.
09:08Plenty of pani, ma'am.
09:09Plenty of pani.
09:10Um, come on, my son, Mr. Sab.
09:12Plenty of pani.
09:14Pommadeer.
09:15What's that?
09:15Pull the plug out of that sink.
09:18That's my water.
09:18Shut up!
09:20Pull the plug out.
09:20All right, lovely boys.
09:29Stand by to pull the plug out of the second basin.
09:33Farrah.
09:34Shallop.
09:35That's a sound, man.
09:36That's a sound.
09:46Charlie!
09:48Lovely hearty!
09:50A special announcement.
09:53During water shortage,
09:56my tea can be used
09:57either to drink
09:58or to shave in.
10:00Very good for complexion.
10:03Guram chai, chai, walak.
10:06Holy smoke!
10:08Oh, no!
10:09Rangi!
10:10Rangi!
10:11Come most quickly!
10:12Rangi!
10:13What the hell are you asking for?
10:18You raggy fool!
10:20Have you been bitten by a snake or something?
10:23Much worse than that.
10:24Huh?
10:25Look.
10:27Bar-bar-de-bar.
10:30Break these biggies go home.
10:32I can hardly believe my own eye.
10:37Who could have done such a terrible thing?
10:39Some damn native must have crept in during night.
10:43Don't fetch, Bar-bar-deer-sahab.
10:44Quickly.
10:45Jal-de.
10:45Jal-de.
10:45Jal.
10:45Jal.
10:45This must be covered up.
10:49Eh, Ramzan.
10:50I must cover this up.
10:51Lend me your dhoti.
10:52Nene, let it be at once.
11:00Don't be such damn Nancy boy.
11:04There it is, Bumbadier-sahab.
11:05Blunt.
11:06Oh, when Sergeant Major Sharp sees that, you're going to start ranting mad.
11:10Where is he ranting?
11:11He's inspecting char urns, and he will be back any moment.
11:14Oh, can't we change the stones round again?
11:16It will take hours.
11:18Shut up!
11:19Shut up!
11:20Then T. Hearns is stinking dirty and macky, and if I has occasion to...
11:30What's going on here, then?
11:33I thought we'd have a parade, Sergeant Major.
11:35Shut up.
11:37Why?
11:38Well, we... we... we rather wanted to parade, Sergeant Major.
11:41All right, Mr. Lardy-Dark, and a Graham, if he wants a parade, he gets a parade.
11:48Right, lovely boys.
11:50Squad, shout out!
11:51Four paces forward.
11:53Out!
11:53F-I-F!
11:55Out!
11:56A-B-I-C-H-O!
11:58It seems to dress it.
12:00Right.
12:01Now the sun is no longer in my eyes, I can see you proper.
12:04And a bunch of puffs you is.
12:06To think that a shower like you represents the British Army in India.
12:14This Royal Artillery Devil has been here for over 100 years.
12:19And generations of brave gunners have marched on this square and proudly kept the Union Jack flying.
12:23They must be looking down from heaven at this moment and crying their eyes out!
12:32See what it says there?
12:33Royal Artillery Depot written in gleaming white stone.
12:43Now hear this.
12:44That is something to be proud of.
12:48Something that will never change.
12:51Never change.
12:52As long as the sun beats down on the boon tee.
13:01Bombardier.
13:01Sir.
13:02Who did this?
13:03No idea, sir.
13:04Nothing to do with that.
13:05Bearer.
13:06Sir.
13:07Who did this?
13:08Nothing to do with it.
13:09Shut up.
13:12Shut up.
13:13Shut up.
13:14Shut up!
13:14Shut up!
13:15Shut up!
13:15I will get them!
13:17You can't get them!
13:18What are they is!
13:19I will get them!
13:21It's British men!
13:22It's not too hot!
13:25What on earth is the matter with the Sergeant Major?
13:27I will get them!
13:28I will get them!
13:29It's like a touch of the sun, sir.
13:31Better get him inside.
13:32Calm down, Sergeant Major.
13:33Calm down.
13:34Come inside in the shade.
13:35No, you don't understand, sir.
13:36They wrote.
13:37They wrote.
13:37Yes, I'm sure they did.
13:38Come inside.
13:39Well, you boys.
13:40Get them stones back there.
13:41Proper order.
13:42Go on.
13:42Move yourself.
13:43Come on, my dear chap.
13:44You'll soon feel better.
13:44Oh, my dear sir.
13:47I, who have seen water buffalo in an age,
13:50I've never seen anything so terrible as this.
13:53He's gone.
13:54He has definitely gone.
13:56Feeling better now, Sergeant Major?
13:57Yes, thank you, sir.
13:59I'm sorry about that.
14:00It was just a sight of British pig's gold.
14:03Yes, yes.
14:03Most aggravating.
14:05We must find the culprit, sir.
14:08We must find him.
14:09Yes, yes, I realise that,
14:10but things at the moment are a bit delicate.
14:13I do not quite understand, sir.
14:14Well, there's a new district officer arriving this morning.
14:18All a more reason we should find out who did it, sir.
14:20Yes, but the fact is,
14:21the district officer is an Indian.
14:28A Indian.
14:29Yes.
14:30As you know,
14:31we're giving India a home rule after the war,
14:33but in the meantime,
14:34we need their help to fight the Japs,
14:35so we don't want to do anything that would upset them.
14:38In fact,
14:38things are a little bit this way and that way, Ashwin.
14:40Oh, yes, sir.
14:41Very much this way and that way.
14:43Anyway,
14:44we're going over to the mess now
14:45to meet this new chappy,
14:46so we'll just keep things a bit calm, eh?
14:48Don't want to upset the natives.
14:50Carry on, Sargemetter.
14:54Squat, sir!
14:57Getting everything back in order,
14:58bomb down, sir.
14:59Good, sir.
15:00Carry on.
15:00Carry on, chaps.
15:01It's a bit of a cheat, you know, Solly.
15:05I mean,
15:06them Indians using our stones to write rude things.
15:09I mean,
15:10we all want to go home,
15:11but we're not pigs.
15:15Now, come on, you lot.
15:16Get on with them stones.
15:18Move yourselves, move yourselves.
15:19What's the Colonel going to do about this, Sergeant Major?
15:21The Colonel Bombardier is not going to do nothing.
15:23He says we've got to keep calm
15:25and not upset the natives.
15:27I think he's very wise, Sergeant Major.
15:29I think he's very wise, Sergeant Major.
15:32Well, let me tell you,
15:33Mr. La-Di-Da-Gunner-Gray
15:33and we British is the master's year.
15:36And as long as that Union Jack
15:37continues to fly from that...
15:39What is that?
15:50It looks like the Indian National flag, Sergeant Major.
15:52The Indian National?
15:53Shut up.
15:55They've got it again.
15:57They've got it again.
15:57Get it down! Get it down!
15:58Go on! Go on! Go on!
16:02Go on! Go on, let's go on!
16:02Try it in the top, Sergeant Major!
16:04Well, take the pin! Take the pin out, then!
16:06Get it Paul down! Get it Paul down!
16:07Sergeant Major, they've bent the pin.
16:10They think they're clever, don't they?
16:11Well, I am clever than they is.
16:13OK, in a second...
16:14Yes, Sergeant Major.
16:15...fetch the fire hacks.
16:18I am going to prove that I am more clever than what they are.
16:21More cunning and more subtle.
16:23What are you going to do?
16:25Chop the bloody Paul down!
16:29Once again, British ingenuity and cunning,
16:31I've got the better of these damn natives.
16:35Get it?
16:39Thank you, Timber!
16:41How are you going to get it down now?
16:43Shut up!
16:44Just help me out on that roof.
16:45No, he's not safe!
16:46Come on, party.
16:47Sure is my boy, sure is my...
16:49Right up, boys!
16:49He's not safe!
16:52You'll be a good boy, lad.
16:53So determined.
16:54Oh, son, what a man and what a huge tenacity he has.
17:00Now, pump it, Nehru!
17:02Up your boy!
17:12Do you think he's dead, Sully?
17:15No, we couldn't be that lucky.
17:18Well, don't you stand there.
17:19Come on!
17:22Do you hurt yourself, Sergeant?
17:27Shut up.
17:28Bearer?
17:29Something in, sir.
17:30Get all the Indian camp staff on parade.
17:32Eck-doom.
17:34Charwallers, punkawallers.
17:35Everybody, madam.
17:36I'm madam, I, sir.
17:36Go on, Jody, Jody.
17:37Shut up, I, Jody.
17:38What are you going to do?
17:39You will see, bombardier.
17:41Well, don't forget what the colonel said.
17:42We mustn't upset the natives.
17:43Stuff the natives.
17:44All right, you lot.
17:48Get your rifles and bayonets.
17:50I am going to root out all subservient elements in his camp once over all.
17:55Move, sir!
17:55Move, sir!
17:56Move, sir!
17:56I really must congratulate you, sir, on being appointed district officer.
18:04It is about time we Indians were running our own affairs.
18:07I'm sure you'll do it awfully well, sir.
18:09We certainly couldn't make a worse mess of it than you.
18:13I see that's your affair, sir.
18:15Name me one good thing the British have done in their 200 years in India.
18:19Well, we did abolish sooty.
18:20Sooty?
18:22What's that?
18:23Look, many years ago, it was a custom when an Indian lady became a widow,
18:27for her to throw herself on the funeral pyre and die with her husband.
18:31I wish my mother-in-law had done that when she became a widow.
18:35That's all you British can do.
18:37Make silly jokes.
18:38You wouldn't think it so silly if you knew my mother-in-law.
18:41And don't forget, we did build the railways in 1845.
18:43If we Indians had been in charge, they would have been built in 1825.
18:49But they weren't invented then.
18:51That's beside the point.
18:53You must admit, sir, we did teach you to drink tea.
18:56We Indians had been drinking tea for hundreds of years before you, British, came here.
19:01Maybe, but not with sugar and milk.
19:03And certainly not with bread and butter and jam.
19:07There are millions of Indians that have never even tasted butter and jam.
19:11Well, sir, one thing I can assure you, we do treat the Indian camp staff extremely well.
19:16Eh, Ashwood?
19:17Oh, yes.
19:17We're just like one big happy family.
19:20Fish, peanuts!
19:25Squawk!
19:26Ciao!
19:28Ready!
19:32Right, you lot.
19:33I will ask you just once more, whoever it was that pulled down a Union Jack and stuck this
19:40heath in the rag up instead, take one pace forward!
19:46I thought so.
19:49Well, I will show you who is the master's year.
19:52Vera!
19:54Sergeant Major, sir, burn this flag.
19:58Sergeant Major, sir, please do not ask me to do such a thing.
20:01Burn this flag.
20:04Sergeant Major, sir, I have no matches.
20:10Whose side are you on?
20:12Depends on who I'm talking to at the time.
20:16Shut up.
20:20Right.
20:21I'll show you what I think of your tin pot rag.
20:25Right?
20:25What is going on here?
20:35Why are those soldiers threatening these poor Indians?
20:38You!
20:39You!
20:40What are you doing?
20:42That is our glorious national flag.
20:44How dare you!
20:46Who is this barbarian?
20:48Well, you haven't been introduced, have you?
20:50This is Baptist Sergeant Major.
20:51Colonel, I demand an explanation.
20:57Yes.
20:57What on earth is going on, Sergeant Major?
21:00Sir, one of them lot tore down a Union Jack
21:03and put that filthy rag up instead.
21:06I see.
21:06Well, this is very serious, sir.
21:08You see, that is...
21:10That was our flag.
21:11Yes, and we can't have a foreign flag on our pole.
21:15Foreign?
21:16What are you talking about, foreign?
21:18Your flag is a foreign flag.
21:20Our flag is our flag.
21:22Colonel, you are the foreigners here.
21:26I demand you arrest that man,
21:28put him in chains and incarcerate him.
21:31Blast.
21:34No, no, no.
21:35I'm afraid I can't do that.
21:37Very well, then.
21:38We will do it the British way.
21:40That man will apologize to us all.
21:45I want everyone here on parade tomorrow morning
21:48at 1100 o'clock.
21:50And I want a full apology.
21:53That's all.
21:55Couldn't we just buy him a new flag, sir?
21:57I'll do it.
22:01Three chairs for their hands.
22:03I can do...
22:04What's that name, Randy?
22:06Oh, Barney, sir.
22:07Colonel, sir, I told Sergeant Major, sir,
22:09that he has to apologize to that damn native.
22:13Where's the Sergeant Major now?
22:15He's sitting in his basha sub.
22:17He's smoldering like a heap of cow dung.
22:19I can't wait for the Sergeant Major to apologize.
22:25The chickens are coming home to roose, all right, if you...
22:27I don't think he will apologize.
22:29He might be a bastard, but he's a tough bastard.
22:32Oh, he'll have to apologize.
22:33Otherwise, he'll get court-martialed.
22:35Well, it's good ridden for the bad rubbish.
22:38Listen,
22:39as long as he's here and thinks Parker's his son,
22:41we won't get posted at the jungle.
22:43If he goes, we might get someone worse.
22:45But, my dear, sir,
22:45our British Army is stuffed
22:47full of fierce Sergeant Major
22:48who do not take kindly
22:50to British soldiers on stage
22:52dressed up as doughnuts.
22:56Tarts.
22:59So, you see, fellas,
23:01you see, I don't think we ought to help him.
23:03Well, I know he isn't my dad,
23:05but he thinks he is.
23:06Anyway, he keeps telling me
23:07I've got nice shoulders
23:08and how good-looking I am.
23:09Oh, good.
23:10My dad thinks I'm good-looking.
23:15Drinks a lot, does he?
23:19Right, that's it, fellas.
23:20It's settled.
23:20We help him.
23:21Hadaruski, you're the one
23:22with the university education.
23:23Get working on it.
23:24Yes.
23:30Sergeant Major, sir,
23:31I cannot believe
23:33that a man so upstanding
23:34and right up as you are,
23:37a man so famous and feared
23:39throughout the whole camp,
23:41a man known throughout
23:43the whole district
23:43for his wonderful bull
23:45should have to apologise
23:48to some damn native.
23:50I'm not going to do it.
23:51Sergeant Major, sir,
23:52if you refuse,
23:54they will marshal your carts
23:55and you will be rendered
23:58down to ranks.
23:59Sergeant Major, sir,
24:00with your permission,
24:01I would like to tell you
24:02one story.
24:05Many years ago,
24:06my father was bearer
24:08to young British Officer Saab
24:09who came out to India
24:11to forget
24:11because he had formed
24:13attachment with a very high-caste
24:16lady in Blighty.
24:17Now, I do not know
24:19the whole story,
24:20but he was a member
24:22of a very high-caste club
24:24called Boodles,
24:25and he had made her member
24:27of a very low-caste club
24:29called Puddings.
24:36What have I got to do with me?
24:38I don't know, Sergeant Major Saab,
24:40but he used to walk up and down,
24:42up and down,
24:42all the time,
24:43just like you.
24:44Shut up.
24:45Shut up.
24:45Hey, you!
24:53Imperialist lackey!
24:56Huh?
24:57Kindly inform the Colonel
24:58that it is 1100 o'clock
25:01and we are all waiting
25:03for the Sergeant Major
25:04to apologise.
25:06To that.
25:09Well, better get on with it,
25:10I suppose.
25:12Ready, Sergeant Major?
25:13The words will stick
25:15in my throat, sir.
25:17I feel it's more like
25:18telling him to get stuffed.
25:21Perhaps it would help
25:21if you kept your fingers
25:22crossed behind your back.
25:24Come in.
25:26Excuse me, Colonel Saab,
25:27but District Officer Saab
25:29asked me to tell you, Saab,
25:30that he is waiting.
25:31We're just coming.
25:32Oh, Colonel Saab,
25:34what a terrible day
25:34this is for us.
25:36We British will never be able
25:37to hold up heads again.
25:43Oh, come along, Sergeant Major.
25:48Sir,
25:49I cannot do it.
25:51Well, you must.
25:53Don't worry,
25:54we're right behind you.
25:55Well, get up with it, Sergeant Major.
26:14Die.
26:16Die.
26:21Excuse me, Colonel,
26:21what the hell are you doing,
26:22my dear?
26:23I think we can get
26:24the Sergeant Major out of this, sir.
26:25Have I your permission
26:26to go ahead?
26:27Well, um,
26:28I don't know.
26:29What do you think, Catherine?
26:30Oh, yes, sir.
26:31Anything, anything.
26:32I can't stand this embarrassment.
26:35Carry on, my dear.
26:36Thank you, sir.
26:40Honoured, sir,
26:41we feel we are all
26:43responsible for what has happened.
26:44Now, a man of your position
26:46and importance
26:47doesn't want an ordinary apology,
26:49so we would like to give you this,
26:51and believe me, sir,
26:52it comes straight from the heart.
26:54Take it away, Professor.
26:55We make mistakes
27:03when we worry
27:05over nothing at all.
27:12We make mistakes
27:14when there'll be heartaches
27:17and the teardrops
27:20fall like raindrops.
27:23We make mistakes
27:27when we make someone blue.
27:36But we made the greatest mistake
27:40of all
27:42when we tore
27:45your flag
27:46in two.
27:54Yes, folks,
27:55there's no doubt about it.
27:57We all make mistakes.
28:00When you look at life,
28:02it's a funny old world.
28:03But like the good book says,
28:06every cloud
28:07has a silver lining.
28:09And the man
28:10who's never made a mistake
28:11never made anything at all.
28:15So just remember, folks,
28:18we make mistakes
28:20We've got them, Gloria.
28:21Start bottling.
28:22Anna for the flag fund.
28:24Anna for the flag fund.
28:26Anna for the flag fund.
28:28Anna for the flag fund.
28:28But we made
28:32the greatest
28:33mistake
28:35of all
28:38when we tore
28:40your flag
28:41into
28:43snow.
28:44You know,
28:50once again,
28:52we British have
28:52compounded the situation.
28:55You know,
28:56there is a very old
28:57Hindu proverb
28:58which says,
28:59if you have to eat
29:00humble pie,
29:02make sure you have
29:02plenty of jam on it.
29:04the boys are
29:16the boys are
29:29the boys are
29:30The boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
29:48B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
29:54End of open glory, M-A-T-E-R, O-S-A, W-S-A-R!
30:04S-A-R-U-H!
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