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The misadventures of a British Royal Artillery Concert Party unit stationed in based in Deolali in British India and the fictional village of Tin Min in Burma during the last few months of the Second World War.
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00:00Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:09With music and laughter to help you on your way, to raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey.
00:15With songs and sketches and jokes old and new, with us about you and Phil Blue.
00:21So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:26B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys, to entertain you.
00:32B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys, to entertain you.
00:48blimey what terrible disaster fate has kicked concert party in crutch and then some
01:01they have been posted to terrible burma right up the dreaded front
01:06oh the poor concert party they are ruddy marvelous people and are they downhearted yes
01:18oh dear oh dear oh dear it is too sad for words I can feel the tears coming into my eyes
01:37I won't be able to go on I should break I know I should break come on Gloria pull
01:47yourself together use your common sense no one's going to take us seriously as a fighting unit are
01:52there a British one the Japanese might it's the end of the road for me and the next station I should get
02:01off the train and I should commit suicide well with the air King's regulations clearly state
02:07that bombardiers is not permitted commit suicide anyways he was not allowed off the train so you
02:11cannot one thing certain I'm not committing suicide neither am I I haven't had lunch yet so I'm
02:19knowing what we should be doing we should all be singing a jolly cheery up song like tomty tomty there
02:25will be blue bird over white clip off shut up we've only got about four hours to go so I thought it was time I
02:43should put you in the picture we are now under the command of Southeast Asia Command Active Service
02:48entertainment known for short as C Kazi you mean we're not going to fight the Japanese good heavens
02:56no who said that we were the sergeant major sir I'm a little joke sir the point is we are taking the shows
03:04to the chaps who are actually doing the fighting will we be close up the front line I wouldn't say all
03:09that close would you actually do not all that clear the best thing you can do gonna sound it is a
03:14practicing and not too loud so that Japanese will not join in the chorus will be in a camp sir good
03:22question clever boy did you hear that sir will we be in a camp well not exactly we're stationed
03:27temporarily in a village called Timmy how far from the Japanese how far would you say 10 20 miles
03:32well it all depends where they are at the time it depends where they are at the time what happens
03:40if we go to entertain the men who are actually doing the fighting and when we get there they're
03:47actually doing the fighting we joins in well we're not really supposed to do that you know what sort
03:54of shows are we gonna do little quiet ones the important thing is to take the chaps minds off the
04:01actual fighting girls up you should ask sergeant major out to tell the men some of his very funny
04:06ha ha dirty jokes shut up well the bear can't take sir probably not excuse me sir what sort of a
04:15village is ten men what sort of a village is ten men mr laudy dog on a grave is a village just like
04:21any other jungle village with a lot of trees will it be like the new forest no not exactly more across
04:27between talkie and wimbledon cop there is no place like home
04:42this is no place like home
05:12Did you call me, Sergeant Major?
05:15Move yourself!
05:20Take two men search at Barca.
05:22Who, me?
05:23Yes, you!
05:24I'll keep you covered.
05:26Oh, wouldn't it be better if I kept you covered?
05:29Get on with it!
05:33Just a minute.
05:34What are we searching for?
05:36Japanese.
05:38Japanese?
05:38But they're supposed to be miles away.
05:43You cannot be too careful, bombardier.
05:45Them little yellow devils can crawl in and hide anywhere.
05:47Come on, pet.
05:48Well, go on, peppy-toe.
05:53Shall I go too, Sergeant Major?
05:55No.
05:56Brave boy.
05:58You stay with me by here.
06:00In reserve.
06:01First principle of military manoeuvres.
06:02Always have something in reserve.
06:07What's happening?
06:08Never here now, Sergeant Major.
06:14What'd you do that for?
06:16You frightened the life out of me!
06:19All clear, sir!
06:22Now, good.
06:23In we get it.
06:23Sir, I think I would most enjoy living here if I was a monkey.
06:41Shut up!
06:43I see.
06:43Rum sort of place, isn't it?
06:45Hmm.
06:45Hey, are these things what they use for houses?
06:47Yes, kind of, Clark.
06:48And what is more, that is what you is going to use for houses.
06:51Excuse me, sir.
06:52How long are we going to be here?
06:53Well, it's not easy to say, but on the whole, not an awfully short time.
06:58Never mind, sir.
06:59We'll soon get the place brassed up.
07:00The men can sleep over there.
07:02We can parade by here.
07:03And we'll make a flagpole somewhere over there.
07:06A couple of buckets of whitewash will be just like home.
07:09Shut up!
07:10See you, sir.
07:11But Lince.
07:11Shut up!
07:13Thank you, sir.
07:14Shut up!
07:16Gullis!
07:17Sandton!
07:18Yes, Sergeant Major.
07:18Give me a cup of char.
07:19Yes, Sergeant Major.
07:19Gullis, you're on guard.
07:21The rest of you get yourself to organise that basher.
07:23Right, chaps.
07:23Let's get the basher organised, shall we?
07:25Just a minute.
07:26I'm the bombardier.
07:27I'll give the orders.
07:28Well, come on, chaps.
07:30Let's get the basher organised.
07:33Well, this has better be ours, Ashford.
07:35What, this thing?
07:36Oh, what's the matter with it?
07:37Well, it's a bit sort of public, isn't it, sir?
07:39The men will be able to see us getting undressed.
07:44You'll just have to do it under a towel, like people do on the sands.
07:48I shall do it under my dressing gown.
07:51Here you are, Sergeant Major.
07:53Thank you, Sergeant.
07:56Where are you dossing down?
07:58What makes you ask that, lofty boy?
08:00You want to keep near me for safety?
08:02No, I want to be a long way off.
08:06Now, don't tell me you was afraid of you, dear old Sergeant Major.
08:09You make a lot of noises at night.
08:12Shut up.
08:13You're kidding me, eh?
08:14Shut up.
08:15Snoring.
08:15Shut up.
08:18Somebody's left a stew on.
08:20He's probably been there for days.
08:23Smells all right.
08:25Sar, but he's probably made of monkey and pre-ra...
08:27monkey and pre-ra...
08:28It's a good recipe.
08:34Sergeant Major?
08:35Yes, lovely boy.
08:37Will they be bringing char poise for us to sleep on?
08:39No, Gunnar Parkins.
08:40You see, you is on active service now.
08:42And whilst you is on active service, they does not bring you char poise.
08:45Cos there is no they, only us.
08:48Aye.
08:49And them.
08:49Shut up, Mackintosh.
08:53They're back on guard.
08:54Do we sleep on the floor, then, sir?
08:56We sleeps on the floor.
08:59No pali-arses?
09:03No pali-arses.
09:05When are we going home, then?
09:08Do not worry.
09:10I will be showing you, Hall, how to improvise a char poise from bamboo and a lot of airy string.
09:14And when it gets up in the morning, if you've got nothing better to do,
09:17you can play knots and crosses on each other's backsides.
09:21Oh, we British are so good at putting on brave faces, isn't it?
09:26Sergeant Meadow.
09:27Oh.
09:29Oh, thank you very much indeed.
09:30Yeah.
09:30I've just been having a conference with Captain Ashwood.
09:35Listen, we were trying to fathom out why this place didn't look sort of army-fied.
09:39And the colonel came up with a solution just like that.
09:42Oh, yes, sir.
09:43Notices.
09:45Beg your pardon, sir?
09:46We need a lot of notices.
09:48I see, sir.
09:49What sort of notices?
09:50Well, in the first place, a notice to say it's our HQ.
09:52Yes, I thought of that.
09:54And then another over there to say officers' quarters.
09:57And another over here to say warrant officers' mess.
09:59What about the men, sir?
10:00They make a mess where they like them.
10:03A new room, a new room, for two rooms, where every day is a holiday, because you are married.
10:20Take cover, get it in the cover!
10:25Get your rifles!
10:27Grab your rifle, bombardier!
10:30They're sooners!
10:33Somebody's sooners!
10:34Yeah!
10:35I'm being attacked!
10:38Did you hear that?
10:40We're being attacked.
10:41You said the Japanese were ten miles away.
10:43They're here!
10:44You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
10:46Somebody wave a white flag!
10:50Tell them we're entertainers!
10:52Some of us are civilians!
10:54Shut up!
10:55We're artists!
10:56We're artists!
11:00Get those right on yourself, bombardier!
11:02The shots come from over there, Sergeant Major!
11:06Clark!
11:07Evans!
11:08Crawl over here!
11:08We turn their fire!
11:09Sir!
11:10Have you got any orders, sir?
11:16No, no, no.
11:16You carry on.
11:17You're doing a first-rate job.
11:19So you're not actually, Sergeant Major?
11:20No, no.
11:21You stay by here, boy.
11:22In reserve.
11:23Remember, keep your head down!
11:24Keep your head down, too, you silly dumb cooley.
11:27You never have seen my head just a wing.
11:29Bad Hollywood movie.
11:31Hold your fire!
11:32Hold your fire!
11:33Yeah, they're not jams.
11:35They're pommy soldiers.
11:37Yeah!
11:38Did you hear that voice?
11:40They're Australians!
11:41They're our friends!
11:43They're our friends!
11:44They're a wretcher!
11:46They're pommy-bofters!
11:50Right.
12:00What the hell do you think you're doing?
12:02Well, for that matter, what the hell do you think you're doing?
12:05Don't you talk to me in that tone of voice.
12:06I'm a colonel.
12:08That cuts no ice with me, mate.
12:09So am I.
12:10Oh.
12:12What do you think, Ashwin?
12:14Rather a tricky one, sir.
12:18But I look at it this way.
12:19How do we know he's a colonel?
12:21He doesn't look like one.
12:23And what's more, he speaks with an Australian accent.
12:27How do we know you are a colonel?
12:29Well, how do I know you're a colonel?
12:32You could see his pips.
12:35Well, what do you want me to do?
12:37Have him tattooed on me shoulders?
12:40Eh, good on you, chips.
12:42Here.
12:42Cast your gritty eyes over that, mate.
12:45I'll admit it, sir.
12:46There are the pippies.
12:47He is wearing a colonel's insignature, sir.
12:55Frankfort, nice to see you.
12:58My name's Reynolds, and this is Tippi Ashwood, my adjutant.
13:01How do you do?
13:02Lovely sunny day, isn't it?
13:03And I am Rangi Lam Saab, bearer to concert party.
13:08Go away.
13:11What are you's lot doing in our billets?
13:14Beg your pardon, sir, but you's lot supposed to have vacationed this locality two days previous.
13:18Quite right.
13:18We had a copy of your orders.
13:20Yeah, well, orders are all very well, but we lost one of our mates on the jungle.
13:24He went walkabout six weeks ago.
13:27Walkabout where?
13:29Well, all over the place.
13:32It's what the abos do.
13:34Is your mate an abo?
13:36No, abos are aborigines.
13:39What's your mate, then?
13:40Well, he's from Oodinadada.
13:43Is that better?
13:49Beg your pardon, sir.
13:51It does not matter where he comes from.
13:52Them hoarders comes from GHQ.
13:54Quite right, Sergeant Major.
13:55They were signed by the General himself.
13:57Oh, yeah, but he wouldn't expect us to leave Ocker behind, would he?
14:00Ocker?
14:01Our mate.
14:02Oh, from Oodinadada.
14:04I mean, to hell with the man who'll leave his mate in the jungle just because of some crummy orders.
14:09Oh, isn't that lovely?
14:10I mean, that is true friendship.
14:13I mean, you wouldn't find any of our office to stand.
14:14Shut up.
14:18How do you know he hasn't sort of passed over?
14:22Passed over?
14:23Yeah, called to a higher place.
14:25Come again.
14:27Beg your pardon, sir, snuffed it.
14:30Oh, he'll be keeled over.
14:32No, no, no, Ocker.
14:33Besides, we've seen him.
14:36And sometimes on a still night, you can hear him calling.
14:40What does he say?
14:41Oh, it's pathetic, I tell you.
14:44Sometimes he cries beer, beer, ice cold beer.
14:51Bloody move in, sir.
14:52Yeah, that's not all.
14:55What really gets us is when he cries.
14:57Sheila.
14:58Sheila.
14:59Sheila!
15:01Is that the name of his girl?
15:03That's the name of any girl.
15:04That's very moving as well.
15:08Shut up.
15:09No, sir.
15:10One time my mother-in-law got lost in jungle.
15:12And my wife went looking for her, calling,
15:14Ma!
15:15Ma!
15:16That is Hindu for mummy, sir.
15:20No, sir, but nearly break my heart.
15:22My mother-in-law has ears like tree bat.
15:24So she heard my wife and was not lost any more.
15:29Shut up.
15:31But when you see him, why can't you run after him and catch him?
15:34Oh, no, no.
15:35After six weeks in the jungle, he's like a kangaroo.
15:38Now, we even tried to lure him with a saucer of beer.
15:41But the tigers got there first.
15:45Tigers?
15:46Tigers?
15:48You've done it again, haven't you?
15:50You never said nothing about no tigers?
15:53Steady, bombardier.
15:54Oh, it's too much.
15:55It nearly is too much.
15:56We've got scorpions, pythons, coppers, snakes, leeches, mosquitoes.
16:01Don't just be a sly-fool, do you?
16:02And now it does and we've got tigers.
16:04I want to go home.
16:05I want to go back to the land.
16:07Ah!
16:10That went all over me.
16:16Oh, dear.
16:17How sad never mind.
16:20What are you going to do next?
16:22Well, I reckon we might get boozed up and then get our heads down.
16:27Care to join us?
16:28No, thanks, awfully.
16:29Oh, please yourself.
16:31Here, come on, fellas.
16:34You see that, sir?
16:35He's taken over our bar, sir.
16:37I say, that's a bit thick.
16:39Sergeant Major,
16:40there's a big Australian sitting in my bed.
16:46All right, Goldilocks, we know's.
16:50Couldn't we complain to someone, sir?
16:52If they don't take any notice of GHQ, I mean, who can we complain to?
16:56Colonel, sir,
16:57I will go with Charwalla and Punkawalla and we will get three big chatties and fill them full of big, red, stingy, biting ants.
17:05And we will pour the ants on the floor of the basher's heart.
17:08They will crawl into their pants and make them run like reddy damn hill.
17:15Sorry, Sergeant Major.
17:15I will shut up and try not to be clever, dicky.
17:21Excuse me, Sergeant Major.
17:24Why don't we help them to find their little friend and then maybe they might go home.
17:30Now, we've got to do something, sir.
17:34I've got it.
17:35That's our breakfast.
17:37Shut up!
17:38Sir, you can have beautiful, hard, very cheap char while you do your big tink.
17:44That sounds rather a good idea.
17:45Yes, all right.
17:46Have char now, chaps, and we'll have breakfast later.
17:48I've made some bacon out of a ferret.
17:51A ferret?
17:52At least I think it was a ferret.
17:54He smoked it all night over the bark of a banyan tree.
17:57Come on, lads, there's some porridge here if you fancy it.
17:59I've got a wheel, sir.
18:04You've probably been sleeping in a damn bed.
18:07I mean an idea about how to catch their mate.
18:10Oh, how?
18:11Well, you know the concert party have got their costumes.
18:13Yeah.
18:14Why don't we get one of the men to dress up as this girl, Sheila?
18:17What for?
18:19Well, then we could put him in the jungle and use him as sort of bait.
18:22That is correct, sir.
18:23That is what we British do.
18:25When he's a shilt tiger.
18:27That's the sort of thing.
18:28It's the best idea I've heard for years.
18:33Yes, quite.
18:34Better ask for a volunteer, sir.
18:36Beg your pardon, sir.
18:37I don't think that this is a suitable prospect for volunteering.
18:40I think we should have a sort of selection board, sir, to get the right man.
18:44That's it.
18:45We'll have an audition.
18:46Good.
18:46Right!
18:47Get properly fallen!
18:48Don't be sad!
18:49Don't be sad!
18:50Come on, come on, come on!
18:51I am waiting for you!
18:52Stand properly at ease!
18:53Tward!
18:54Tward!
18:54Turn that ice!
18:56Right.
18:57Now, the officers will select a man to dress up as the girl, Sheila, to lure the hozzy mate
19:02out of the jungle.
19:04Not you, Baron!
19:05Not you!
19:05Now, when your name is called, you will come smartly to attention and take one pace forward.
19:13Get the clock!
19:14Sir!
19:17What do you think?
19:19Personally, I find him rather unattractive, sir.
19:24Next.
19:24Get the right man!
19:25Get the right man!
19:25Sir!
19:28Awfully common sort of face, isn't it?
19:33Ordinary, to say the least.
19:35Not only that, sir.
19:36There is the small matter of the perfume of the smoked ferret.
19:39Yes, quite out of the question.
19:42Next.
19:42Get the parkings, sir.
19:44Ah.
19:45Totally unsuitable, sir.
19:47But why?
19:48He was absolutely wizard, but he was dressed up as Zazu Pitts.
19:52Fine looking boy, sir, of course, but said his shoulders is far too masculine.
19:56Next.
19:58Get the shag down!
20:01Shag down!
20:03Oh, I'm here.
20:07Ridiculous.
20:09Well, possible.
20:13Next.
20:14Telegram!
20:15Sir?
20:16Rather too studious, don't you think?
20:20I don't know, sir.
20:21Might appeal to the man who goes for the blue stocking type.
20:25I shouldn't think ochre is a blue stocking, you know.
20:28Next.
20:28Bobbie of Beaumont!
20:30Sir!
20:31It's all such and amazing, sir.
20:33When Beaumont-Sav dresses up as a woman,
20:35Chawala thinks she's so beautiful,
20:37he doesn't know whether he's round the bend or on the town.
20:40You tell damn untrue lie?
20:44You know you're this way and that way, like what he talks through.
20:47Your mother was a dirty dhuvie woman.
20:49And that is false, like your father's teeth.
20:51I bet you...
20:51I must admit, sir, he makes an absolutely first-class ginger Rogers.
21:00Hmm.
21:02On the other hand, we can't get too close in case we frighten this chappy away.
21:06So he'll have to grapple single-handed with this Australian madman.
21:09I wouldn't be very good at that, sir.
21:14Perhaps we ought to consider what type of woman these Aussies go for.
21:18Do, well, generally speaking, sir, I'd say they was inclined to the big,
21:22busty, well-built, parmaid type.
21:25Gunner McIntosh?
21:31Gunner McIntosh.
21:35But that's the baby.
21:37I am the one else.
21:39You are the darts.
21:41How long's he been gone, fellas?
21:43Four hours.
21:44It's hard in jungle.
21:45That is long enough for much nighty mischief.
21:47Oh, I hope he shows up soon.
21:49Me too.
21:50I don't think I like Australians sitting in my bed.
21:52You don't know where they've been.
21:53I'm worried sick about him.
21:57Absolutely worried sick.
22:00He went out so noble, so brave.
22:03His head held high.
22:05His chest thrust out.
22:08That's so his wig wouldn't drop off and his boobs fall through his skirt.
22:14You should have sent somebody with him.
22:16It was irresponsible.
22:16That's what it was, irresponsible.
22:18Shut up.
22:20He only has to blow his whistle.
22:22You've martyred him.
22:23You've thrown him to the lions.
22:25Shut up.
22:27He can look after himself, does he?
22:28Or does he not do a strong man act in your show?
22:32Yes.
22:33Does he or does he not bend high-end bars with his bare hands?
22:37Yes.
22:37Then he can bend a Australian.
22:39Sergeant Major, I think this is McIntosh coming now, sir.
22:43Good boy.
22:43Very alert.
22:45Sir, sir.
22:46Gunner McIntosh is returning now, sir.
22:48He was spotted by Gunner Parkins, sir.
22:50He's a very alert soldier, that one, sir.
22:52I think we should keep an eye on him, sir.
22:53I know I said this before, sir, but I do think he's worth it.
22:55I don't think he'll have to be most of my life.
22:56What happened?
23:09Have you been ravished?
23:10Have I, heck?
23:12Did you see him?
23:13Aye, I saw him.
23:14Well, why did you not grapple with him?
23:16Well, I could hear him creeping up ahead of me, you know, in the undergrowth, till he was
23:20about 20 yards away.
23:22How awful.
23:23What did you do?
23:24Well, I turned and give him a encouraging smile.
23:30And what happened then?
23:32He ran away back into the jungle.
23:35I wonder what we did wrong.
23:38Well, if you ask me, sir, a man would have to be in the jungle a damn sight longer than
23:40six months to fancy Gunner McIntosh.
23:45Bride of Frankenstein.
23:48You cheeky coole.
23:51Go on, pull your punk up.
23:55He'd never pass for a woman in a thousand years.
23:58It's an art.
23:59And it's a craft.
24:01Yes, I agree with the bombardier, sir.
24:03It is a heart.
24:04And it is a craft.
24:05And it helps if you is a poof.
24:10I resent that.
24:11Why don't you do it, Gloria?
24:14No.
24:14No, I wouldn't.
24:15Certainly not.
24:16I'm not going to throw myself into the arms of a sex-starved jolly swagman, and that is
24:20fine, of course.
24:21Yes, we could do it like the big game hunters do when they're after tigers.
24:24We could take up hides in trees and things.
24:27And Gloria Thard could be good.
24:29That's it.
24:30They drive a stake into the ground and tie the goat's leg to it.
24:34What do you think, sir?
24:34Well, I'd be all for it, sir, if we can drive a stake into the ground and tie his foot to it.
24:41Little joke, sir.
24:42Get bombardier Beaumont and we'll have a word with him.
24:44Beaumont!
24:45You are too beautiful, my dear, to be true, and I am too much to wallow with beauty, oh-ho-ho.
25:00Gloria, you look marvellous.
25:03Well, I must say I have gone to a lot of trouble, and I think it's paid off.
25:10Do not worry, Sergeant Mehta, sir.
25:11I've made Shah while I have cold bath.
25:13His figure looks absolutely ravishing.
25:18Don't you think so, sir?
25:20Moderately.
25:21Well, listen carefully.
25:23Gunner McIntosh will take us to the place where oh-ho was last seen.
25:26That's right, isn't it, Sergeant Mehta?
25:26Perfectly correct, sir.
25:28The new bombardier will walk up and down, singing as best you can, and flaunting yourself.
25:34You'll also give a come-in-the-look every six paces.
25:37We will be hiding in the trees, in pairs, every 20 yards.
25:41Sergeant Major, what do I do if he comes up to me and...
25:45Well, you know.
25:49You give him a bear hug, we will drop from the trees.
25:53Like a stone.
25:54Shut up!
25:56Right, prepare to move.
25:58Right, you heard what the commanding officer said.
25:59Let's have you.
26:00Oh, by the way, sir, shall we ask them Australians to come with us?
26:02What are they doing now?
26:03Bashing their char boys, sir.
26:04What?
26:05You're snoring, sir.
26:06Oh, no, no, no.
26:07Let them have a good sleep.
26:08And when we come back, they can take up their ocker and go.
26:11Very good, sir.
26:11Right, come on, let's have you.
26:12Jolly, jolly, come on, you char boy.
26:14Let me have you.
26:15Hooray, sir!
26:15Oh, good, good.
26:18Gee, it is great after being out late
26:21Walking my baby back home
26:24Arm in arm over meadow and farm
26:29Walking my baby back home
26:33My shoes are going to get ruined.
26:38That's my stocking.
26:40Shut up!
26:41Gloria, sir.
26:42If Azizab has been six weeks in jungle,
26:45he will not notice his small ladder in his stocking.
26:47Oh, well.
26:53Sir, Major,
26:54it was round about here.
26:56I was over there and he was here when he saw me.
26:59Then he ran away.
27:00There is footprint.
27:02He must have gone a hell of a lick.
27:03Do you blame him?
27:04Very witty boy, very witty.
27:06The other part is a very witty answer.
27:08Sir, if we were hunting the tiger,
27:12we would tie the goat there
27:13and then we would hide in these trees.
27:17Good.
27:18Let's deploy our forces.
27:19Right into the trees, boys.
27:20Yeah, yeah.
27:27I feel sort of naked and vulnerable.
27:30I don't have any qualms, Bombardier.
27:32Everywhere you go's friendly eyes
27:34will be watching you.
27:42Moonlight becomes me.
27:46It goes with my hair.
27:51I certainly know the right things to wear.
27:55It's damn quiet, sir.
28:00A bit too quiet.
28:02Make a noise like a gibbon.
28:04Yes, sir.
28:06How's it go?
28:10Oh, yes.
28:18It's a tiger!
28:19It's a tiger, boys!
28:20I'm sorry!
28:21You're mad!
28:22You're mad!
28:23You're mad!
28:24You're so responsible!
28:25That's what it is!
28:25They're responsible!
28:27Beasts!
28:28Beasts!
28:29Oh!
28:30Oh!
28:31Ah!
28:32Don't take on, sir, dear.
28:34You're psyched as houses with me.
28:38Oh.
28:39Pretty dress.
28:42Oh, is this not beautiful?
28:44The Aussie man, Akarizy love?
28:47You know,
28:48in your holy book,
28:49there is a piece which say
28:51you must love your neighbor
28:52as if he were yourself.
28:54and there is an old Hindu proverb
28:57which say,
28:58if you kiss a thief,
28:59count your teeth.
29:01I am thinking
29:02that between these two
29:04is the great truth.
29:06the boys are in,
29:15the boys who went to take me.
29:16The music and laughter
29:17is the puppy on the way
29:19to praise and the laugh
29:20to give a hey, hey, hey.
29:22The songs, the singers,
29:23the jokes of the youth
29:25with us about
29:26the European little song.
29:28The gang of the boys are in,
29:31the boys who went to take me.
29:33We're happy to make you feel gay,
29:36so give us a cheer with the hey, hey, hey.
29:39Just gather around
29:40and go down and down.
29:42If that's a wild,
29:44there's plenty of fun.
29:45So meet the gang,
29:46cause the boys are here,
29:48the boys to entertain you.
29:51V.O, V.O.Y.S.
29:54Boys to entertain you.
29:59End of hope and glory,
30:02father of the...
30:04Shen Yup!
30:05You
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