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00:00Right, son, looking forward to just a night down the pub?
00:03Yeah.
00:04Yeah, I don't want a big thing made of it, you know.
00:07I mean, me and Cassandra having a baby, that's all.
00:09Yeah, you know what Del's like.
00:11Any excuse for a celebration?
00:14Del wouldn't mind if I borrow some of his aftershave, do you?
00:17What do you want to use aftershave for?
00:19You've got epping bloody forest growing around your chest.
00:24I just want it to smell nice, that's all.
00:26Well, in that case, don't use Del's aftershave.
00:30Oh, there you are, Rodgers, I didn't hear you were right.
00:33Go on, help yourself to the dry roasties.
00:35Where's Cassandra then?
00:36We can't work at the show summit in a bedroom.
00:38It's them baby clothes she's got for you.
00:40Oh, she shouldn't have done that.
00:42No, that's all right, they're some of Damien's old clothes.
00:48Suit your nipper a treat, they will.
00:49Oh, yeah.
00:50Well, I'll just go and get myself a beer.
00:53If he's a boy, do you reckon it'll look like Rodney?
00:55It don't matter, as long as it's healthy.
01:00Now, I know what Raquel's doing.
01:03She's showing Cassandra some of them new clothes I bought her.
01:06New clothes?
01:08It's not her birthday, is it?
01:09No, no, no, no, it's not her birthday.
01:11And they're not new clothes.
01:14They're as good as.
01:15And it means I've done me bit for charity.
01:21Ah, Rodders.
01:22There you are.
01:22I've seen this.
01:23Look, it's my book, Modern Man.
01:25It's brilliant, it is.
01:27Look, you see, it says here,
01:28you shouldn't wait for a special occasion to give your loved one a present.
01:32Arrive home with a little surprise any day of the week
01:35and help keep your relationship exciting.
01:37I've done that, you know, I was just...
01:39It says,
01:41your partner should never have to seek attention from you.
01:44A compliment is the easiest thing to give
01:46and the nicest thing to receive.
01:49No, it's obvious when you come to think about it.
01:50I mean, it's far easier to say something nice
01:52than to say something nasty, you know?
01:54Ta-da!
01:55Well?
01:56Yes, very well, thank you, darling.
01:58Oh, good.
02:02You look lovely, Raquel.
02:04Thank you very much, Albert.
02:05Yes, you look very nice, Raquel.
02:10Wait till you see this.
02:13And you look lovely, Cassandra.
02:15Thank you, Albert.
02:16Huh? Cassandra?
02:17Oh, there you are, sweetheart.
02:18Ha-ha.
02:18Well, how's my little nephew?
02:19Weed.
02:20Get off.
02:21Well?
02:23What do you think?
02:24Oh.
02:25Well, it's a bit difficult, Raquel.
02:28You see, Rodney and I are both opposed to the fur trade.
02:31Yeah, yes.
02:31I think what Cass is trying to say
02:33is we both think it looked better on the animal.
02:37Whatever that was.
02:40Isn't it marvellous?
02:41Del buys Raquel a coat and you two have a pop-up.
02:44Del bought it?
02:46I'm sorry, Raquel.
02:47I thought it was real.
02:51No, no, no, no, no, dopey.
02:55No.
02:55That's stimulated fur, eh?
02:57It's all right.
03:00Didn't realise.
03:01Oh, well, there you go.
03:01Right.
03:02I'll tell you what we're going to do, then.
03:04Now, cos little Damien's downstairs with the babysitter,
03:07we're going to have a couple of glasses of the old champagne here
03:10and it's down to the nags' head for some decent celebrations, all right?
03:14Right.
03:15Now, you are on the orange juice, all right?
03:17Yes, thank you, Doctor.
03:19That's all right.
03:19We're part of the service.
03:20Oh, no.
03:28Del?
03:28Yes?
03:29I feel a bit embarrassed.
03:31Well, you don't need to.
03:32I mean, you've got a tie and a suit.
03:33Full Monty.
03:34I didn't mean that.
03:36I mean, I've only got 20 quid on me.
03:40Well, what have you done with your wages?
03:42This is me wages.
03:42Oh, that's right.
03:44I remember.
03:45We've had a bit of a hard week, bruh, haven't we?
03:47Oh, no.
03:47I was there.
03:48Yeah.
03:56Well, I'm even worse off than you.
03:58I spent all my money on Raquel's dress.
04:00Still, don't matter.
04:02Tonight's festivities we can put on the slate.
04:04Would you reckon Michael's staying there?
04:06Yeah, of course he will.
04:06He's a diamond, that boy.
04:07He's an absolute diamond.
04:09All right, you're right.
04:10And, Oye, when are you going to say something nice
04:12to Raquel?
04:13I mean, she got herself all done up.
04:14You haven't said a word.
04:15Well, I was reading me book, weren't I?
04:18All right, all right, don't worry.
04:20I'll figure something nice to say.
04:21You're quite right.
04:22Come on, let's go.
04:23All right, come on in, girls.
04:24Ladies and gentlemen.
04:26Time to celebrate.
04:28Come on, Rodney.
04:29Here you've got the girls.
04:30Here you are.
04:30Albert, this is yours.
04:31Oh, I don't believe it.
04:32What's that?
04:33You see this girl here?
04:35I worked with her years ago when I was in show business.
04:38She was just a kid then.
04:39Look at her now.
04:40She's about to appear in a new James Bond film.
04:43Ooh, Piers Brosnan.
04:44Oh, no, you don't need Piers Brosnan, dear.
04:47You got me.
04:48Yes.
04:49Have I just.
04:52I'll tell you what, Raquel.
04:53If she could be in a James Bond film, so could you.
04:56Oh, shut up.
04:58I don't know.
04:59You could.
04:59Don't be silly.
05:01Oh, I'm serious.
05:02Look at her.
05:04She's a dog.
05:04So that's a G and T for Raquel.
05:29Oh, tequila slammer for Rodney, orange juice for Cassandra.
05:33Oh, by the way, that Indian bloke, Dr. Singh, was in earlier.
05:37I wanted to talk to you about some paint you sold him.
05:40Oh, really?
05:40Was he really?
05:41Well, he seemed very anxious to speak to you, Del.
05:43You've got problems, mate.
05:44No, no.
05:45Just a minor misunderstanding.
05:47Nothing that can't be sorted out with a civilised chat.
05:50If he calls in again, Mike, would you tell him I've gone to live in New Zealand?
05:53Well, I think I can remember that.
05:56Here, have Rodney and Cassandra thought of a name for the baby yet?
05:59Oh, no, not yet.
06:00No, no, no.
06:01No, it's early days, isn't it?
06:02I mean, she's only just a little bit pregnant.
06:04She's got a long way to go.
06:06Still, shows Rodney got the anger in the end.
06:10He's a trotter, all right.
06:11We don't stop till the job's finished.
06:15Right, now then, what have we got here?
06:17We've got a Harvey Wallbanger for me.
06:19That's a cognac for Boise.
06:21Vodka and lime, that's for Marlene.
06:24Cubra Libra, that's for Denzel.
06:26Rum and blackcurrant for Bobby Crush over there.
06:30Whiskey for the market lads.
06:32Pint of Diesel for Trigger.
06:33And, oh, Mickey, what are you and your boys want?
06:36Canadian clubs all round, Del, cheers.
06:38Canadian clubs all round over there.
06:40And have one yourself, Michael.
06:42Cheers, Del.
06:43Cheers.
06:43Call it 25 quid for cash.
06:45OK, right, OK.
06:46Put it on the slate.
06:47No, don't.
06:48On the slate, mate.
06:49What?
06:49I've had a visit from the brewery.
06:52Oh, all right.
06:54OK, look, there's a five of them.
06:56And, oh, dear, would you, Adam and Eve, it.
06:59I've only gone and left me wallet at home.
07:02I remember now, Damien was playing with it.
07:04I was teaching him financial management, you know,
07:06how to avoid expensive pubs.
07:09I'll sell it to someone else then, Del.
07:11No, you can't.
07:12These are second hand.
07:13Yeah, I'll sell them cheap then.
07:14All right, I'll give you a fiver for them now.
07:16Look, look, that is not my fault.
07:18It's the brewery.
07:19They've brought in this revolutionary new rule.
07:22From now on, customers have to pay for their drinks.
07:26These newfangled ideas.
07:28Hang about.
07:29Don't go away.
07:30I've managed to lay my hands on these radically new-designed hair dryers.
07:39Right?
07:39Now, normally, they retail at $69.99 up in Regent Street.
07:43But for you, $15 knicker.
07:47Del, look at my hair.
07:49I've never linked with one of them.
07:51I've only got to stick my head out the window for ten seconds and it's bone dry.
07:55You see, this is different, because this, you see that,
07:58that has got what they call a volumiser on it.
08:00You see that goes, gives all your hair the white body.
08:03Oh.
08:04So I could end up looking like Lily Savage.
08:07Don't tempt him, Del.
08:09Come on.
08:11I'm giving it to you, Michael, aren't I?
08:13Eh?
08:14$15 knicker.
08:15Come on, mate.
08:17Go on, then.
08:18Gives it to you.
08:18But you still owe me a tenner.
08:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:21All right.
08:22I'll tell you what.
08:23You're a bit of a gambling manager.
08:24I'll tell you what.
08:25I'll have a little bet with you, right?
08:27Double or quits.
08:29Okay?
08:29Now, the thing is, if I win, I give you this fiver for this round of drinks.
08:35But if you win, I owe you a tenner.
08:38You already owe me a tenner.
08:40Well, you're not going to lose, then, have you?
08:42Eh?
08:42All right.
08:43Uh, Trig, just a minute.
08:45You'll like this, Trig.
08:45Watch this.
08:46It's a little bet we're having you.
08:48Okay, then, Michael.
08:50I bet if you put your hands out in front of you, I can make you turn them over without touching them.
08:56You can make me turn me hands over without touching them.
08:58Exactly.
08:59It's called the power of positive thought.
09:02All right.
09:02Off you go.
09:03Put your hands out in front of you.
09:05Now, the other way.
09:05All right, here we go.
09:15Come on.
09:16Help yourselves.
09:17Get it down, yeah.
09:17Now, I have been in the motor trade for many years now.
09:21And until recently, I never thought of the damage fumes did to our world.
09:25Now, let me explain to you my theory.
09:28All right, Mike.
09:28Same again, please, will you?
09:29Now, just allow me to continue, will you?
09:32Now, this is my theory.
09:35The future holds the key to all our success.
09:39Well, you'd better not tell Raquel's dad that.
09:41He's an antiques dealer.
09:44Now, recently, I have invested a lot of money in electric cars.
09:48Yeah, he bought Tyler, as Sky Electric said.
09:53I'm not talking about model bloody racing cars, for God's sake.
09:57Hey, Rodney, come on.
09:59Get up this all round.
10:01Yeah.
10:03If it's the same as the last round, it'll be 25 quid.
10:0725 quid?
10:08Mike.
10:09No.
10:10All right, Dave.
10:16How come, mate, you turn your hands over without touching you?
10:20Hey?
10:21How come, mate, you turn your hands over without touching you?
10:24Go on, hold it, Matt.
10:25No, the other way.
10:32See?
10:33There you go, Dave.
10:34APPLAUSE
10:36Well done.
10:46Very nice.
10:47Congratulations, Albert.
10:49It reminded me of the theme track from Noddy the movie.
10:52LAUGHTER
10:53Hey, boys, she's right about one thing, though.
10:59I mean, you and Rodney should be thinking about your children's future.
11:02You know what I'm saying?
11:03You've got to send them to private school.
11:05Oh, leave it out, boys.
11:07You can't afford to send our kids private.
11:09Anyway, oi, another round, please, Mike.
11:11Come on, boys, it's your turn.
11:13Oh, Tyler's been private since he was three.
11:15He's seven now, and he can almost write his name.
11:21Can he really?
11:22Yeah.
11:23Of course.
11:23Here, darling, perhaps we ought to scrimp and save and send little Damien private, then,
11:27shall we?
11:28Well, I'd send him my child private.
11:29There's nothing wrong with state education.
11:31Oh, well, I'm not sending Damien to our old school.
11:34Dockside Secondary Modern School.
11:35Ooh, that was a tough old place.
11:38Yeah, you see, Rodney, we didn't stand a chance of a decent education because of the size
11:42of the classes.
11:42No, that's right.
11:4350, 60 to a class?
11:45You're exaggerating.
11:47No.
11:47Your classes weren't that big.
11:49By the time the teacher had finished reading the register, it was dinner time.
11:53You could tell the caliber of our school, too, by the head boy.
11:56Who was it?
11:57Trigger.
12:01Do you call, girl?
12:02Ah, there you are, Trigger.
12:03No, no, it was just, we was, you know, we was just talking about our old school.
12:06All right, now, come on, let's ask Trigger, and you lot stay quiet, all right?
12:09No prompting.
12:10Trigger, did you have big classes at your old school?
12:14No, not very big.
12:15Ah, see?
12:16High ceilings, though.
12:20Oh, yeah.
12:21And a few low ones.
12:23Remember your accident?
12:24Oh, yeah.
12:26Yeah, Trigger was walking through one of the corridors and he smacked right into a
12:29mind-your-head sign.
12:30Gave him a right clout, his family suit the education authorities for brain damage.
12:36Yeah.
12:36Judge awarded him £7.50.
12:41How'd you walk in your mind-your-head sign?
12:43Didn't you see it?
12:44Of course I saw it.
12:46But in those days, I couldn't read.
12:51Are you all going to collect these drinks or what?
12:53Yeah, I'll get them.
12:54Come on, boys, he got fat.
12:55Yeah, and I want change.
12:57Rodney, congratulations, mate.
13:02Thanks, Vicky.
13:03Yeah, I was down to Sid's cafe yesterday and that Dr. Singh came in looking for Del Boy.
13:07Really?
13:08Yeah, he struck me as an angry man.
13:10What's it all about?
13:12It's something to do with his pain and his surgery.
13:15I mean, at the end of the day, it's not my problem, is it?
13:18I just work for Del.
13:19Yeah, yeah, that's just it.
13:20I mean, you're just an employee.
13:22You just follow orders.
13:23You pick things up, you put things down, you pick things up again.
13:28Well, yeah, but I do think for myself.
13:30It's hardly a job requirement, is it?
13:32I mean, I started a new job last month.
13:35Good money, company car, the lot.
13:38And it's not a fly-by-night firm.
13:40They're suing Panorama.
13:42Oh, what are you, then?
13:44Double glazing salesman?
13:46No, I am not.
13:48Well, that is to do with glass.
13:50What, windows?
13:51Not windows.
13:52Solar windows.
13:54I mean, it's a whole new concept in user-friendly heating.
13:57You're a salesman.
13:59No, look, I'm more like a scientist.
14:03It's double glazing, isn't it?
14:04No, no, no.
14:06Look, I mean, fair enough, it does involve two pounds of glass,
14:09but it's not done.
14:10I mean, this company is very profile-conscious and customer-driven.
14:15I mean, I'm executive of Area Perspective and Overview,
14:18and I'm recruiting new staff.
14:21I'm doing interviews every Monday at Burger King's.
14:25You're a crazy salesman, isn't you?
14:28Yeah.
14:30It's got to be better than working for a doll, innit?
14:32I mean, you're like a 34-year-old paperboy.
14:35Yeah, well, I might not be working for him much longer.
14:38I've got me eye out for something.
14:39Raquel?
14:40I just came up to give you a hand with the drinks.
14:42Oh, yeah, that's yours.
14:46Now, you listen, there's a few young up-and-coming firms
14:48who are after me.
14:49Oh, yeah?
14:50I bet you're being head-hunted by Ian Bill.
14:53Listen, man, you've got to do something quick.
14:55You've got a kid on the way.
14:57Ladies and gentlemen,
15:00will you please raise your glasses
15:02to our future mum and dad,
15:04Cassandra and Rodney.
15:06Cassandra and Rodney.
15:08Dave.
15:09Good night, Jim.
15:26Dream us some luck.
15:27It's all right.
15:36He's sound, though.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:56Well, what are your feet?
15:58Hey?
15:58They're very nice, Del.
16:01They're very...
16:02nice.
16:03Yeah.
16:04Yeah, so I got them off Monkey Harris.
16:06£7.50.
16:07Can't be back, can it?
16:09Lovely.
16:10Right.
16:10There we go.
16:13Oh, lovely, jubbly.
16:20Do you know, it says here
16:24a bloke's supposed to make contact
16:25with his feminine side.
16:28Did you know that geezers had feminine sides?
16:30Well, I've read about it.
16:31Look, I wouldn't worry.
16:32I don't think it applies to you.
16:35All for that,
16:36I thought I might have to wear a blouse or something.
16:39Del,
16:39can we talk for a minute?
16:41Eh?
16:42I heard Rodney and his mate Mickey Pierce
16:44talking tonight.
16:45He's started a new job.
16:46Mickey Pierce?
16:47You must be joking.
16:49God, dear.
16:49That bloke's been on the doll for so long
16:51they invite him to the staff dance.
16:54Del,
16:55will you do something for me?
16:56Yes, of course.
16:57Let me finish the bottom of this page.
17:00No!
17:01Hmm?
17:04Give Rodney a proper job.
17:07What do you mean, Rodney?
17:07He's got a proper job.
17:08No, he hasn't.
17:08He works for you.
17:09Well, that is a proper job.
17:10All right, what does he do?
17:11Rodney, he...
17:12Well, he...
17:14He lifts things.
17:16He keeps his eye home.
17:17He drives the van.
17:18And how would you describe his job?
17:20Give it a name, a title.
17:21Oh, all right.
17:22It's...
17:23He...
17:23He's a Rodney.
17:27He's a Rodney.
17:27He'll give him a job and a title he can be proud of.
17:32In seven months, he'll be a father.
17:33Listen, Raquel, I'm sorry, you do not know Rodney like what I do.
17:38I mean, he's not really very astute.
17:42I mean, if he was left in charge, we wouldn't be where we are today.
17:46I mean, he's got no business sense.
17:51I mean, he's the sort of bloke that if he had a flower shop, right, he'd close on some Valentine's Day.
17:56That would make you feel important.
17:59Do something to help him.
18:01All right, look, if you must know, I am doing that very same thing, right?
18:05I'm trying to find some help for Rodney.
18:08What with Cassandra being in the situation she is, you know, you might have to dash off at any time.
18:13So I put the word about I'm looking for some part-time help to take the weight off Rodney's shoulders.
18:19Right?
18:20Oh, that's nice of you.
18:21Yeah, well, I am that sort of bloke, aren't I?
18:25That's right.
18:26You, er, you know this thing with Cassandra?
18:41You mean her pregnancy?
18:43Mm-hmm.
18:44Not making you broody, is it?
18:48No.
18:53I'll never want to go through a pregnancy again.
18:56Well, it hurt, did it?
18:57Stung a bit.
18:58Yeah, I could tell.
18:59I could tell.
19:00What gave it away, all that screaming?
19:02Yeah, that was a clue.
19:04Stanley was worth it in the end, wasn't he?
19:06Yeah, of course he was.
19:08It's not just that.
19:09There's the financial side as well.
19:11I mean, we can barely afford to pay the mortgage on this place, let alone feed another mouth.
19:14And then there's the age thing to be taken into account.
19:17Yeah, I know.
19:17No, you're not getting any younger, are you?
19:25I've been thinking one day they might make a musical about the history of the Trotter family.
19:31Then there's a sequel, they could do Schindler's List on ice.
19:36Right to me if I'm wrong, but are you feeling slightly under-motivated tonight?
19:42There are people on death row with more motivation than me.
19:44Oh, I've got to get another job, Cass.
19:49I get so frustrated working for Dell.
19:53I just wish he'd present me with a challenge every now and then, like, I don't know, giving someone their change.
20:01I mean, tomorrow we're trying to flog a load of Mickey Mouse air dryers
20:05and a load of aerodynamic cycling hats, which are really horse-riding helmets sprayed red,
20:11and a very angry Sikh after our blood.
20:14Now, this is not what I call job satisfaction.
20:18Now, Rodney, you're the only one that can change Dell's attitude.
20:21Just going out in the morning and hoping for the best is not good enough.
20:24At the bank, we always advise small businesses to target specifics to achieve maximum market penetration.
20:31Cassandra, we are talking about Derek Trotter.
20:34To Dell, market penetration means sex under a barrow.
20:39But I've also tried to influence him.
20:41I mean, you're involved in decision-making now, aren't you?
20:44Oh, yeah.
20:45Sometimes he lets me toss the coin.
20:48Decision-making.
20:50He's just bought himself a book.
20:52Dell has.
20:53Yeah.
20:54And it's all words.
20:55There's no pictures.
20:57It's called Modern Man.
20:59And, according to the author, modern men are decisive, positive decision-makers.
21:05So, Dell has been making decisions all over the shop.
21:09In fact, it's thanks to some of Dell's decisive, positive decision-making that we have got a consignment of Mickey Mouse hair dryers and a load of cycling hats, which are really horse-riding helmets sprayed red.
21:19Look, try and talk to him.
21:21I know he jumps the gun a lot, but he does listen to you.
21:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
21:29Actually, I had a word with him this morning.
21:31Told him he's got to stop making all these on-the-spot decisions.
21:34I said to him, think things through.
21:38Consider it.
21:39Look at all the angles.
21:40Weigh up the pros and cons.
21:42And I think it hit home.
21:47Yeah, I'm sure he took my words on board.
21:51I'm going to have a vasectomy.
21:52Did I say something?
22:00Just put this on.
22:02Well, it says in my book here that modern men take the responsibility when it comes to family planning.
22:08You know, millions of men all over the world have had to sneak.
22:11You know, they can do it while you wait.
22:15Look, there's nothing to think about, sweetheart.
22:18We can't afford to have another chavvy.
22:20And I am a modern man, right?
22:22Making a positive decision.
22:24I've got to consider the future.
22:26I mean, I don't want to be a prophet of doom.
22:28But what would happen if, say, in ten years' time, things didn't work out between us and we broke up?
22:32And then you met someone else and you wanted to raise another family?
22:37Come on, don't be silly, sweetheart.
22:41Ten years from now, I won't be able to raise a smile, let alone...
22:45I can remember when we set off on the road to our horizon.
22:55It was bloody years ago.
22:57We had a Labour government, you could eat beef.
23:00I guess O'Connor was white.
23:06Just look at us now, eh?
23:08Rodney, how can I put this?
23:11Shut up!
23:12I can make you turn your hands over without touching you.
23:29Watch your hands out.
23:35Turn them over.
23:36See?
23:45Mummy, mummy, I made Uncle Ronny turn his hands over.
23:51Right, I guarantee you things are a bit bleak at the moment.
23:55It's like saying the Antarctic's a bit nippy.
23:58Well, I think that our fortune lies just around the corner.
24:01We're here where the big opportunities happen.
24:04We are at the forefront of the enterprise culture.
24:07Enterprise?
24:08Oh, yeah, you are so enterprise,
24:10and you bought a load of horse-riding crash helmets.
24:13Didn't you stop to think for one moment
24:15that Peckham is not big show-jumping country?
24:21Don't you worry about that.
24:23We'll sell them.
24:25I don't know what's happened to you lately.
24:27You seem to have stopped believing.
24:31Do you know what mum said to me on her deathbed?
24:33Oh, mum.
24:35She said to me,
24:36Del, boy, she said,
24:37never stop believing.
24:39Because if you stop believing,
24:40you've got nothing left to hope for.
24:43You've got to have a dream.
24:45If you don't have a dream,
24:46then how are you going to have a dream come true?
24:53That is exactly what she said.
24:57See, mum, she never stopped believing.
24:59Even after you was born.
25:02That's all very well for you to say, Del,
25:04isn't it?
25:04But at the end of the...
25:05What's that supposed to mean?
25:06Even after I was born?
25:08All right, it wasn't your fault.
25:09We didn't blame you.
25:11It wasn't my fault.
25:12You being a problem child.
25:15I weren't a problem child.
25:17I was a good boy.
25:20I don't know,
25:20but you did have a problem.
25:21You kept getting taller.
25:26Well, what do you want me to do?
25:27Stay two foot four for the rest of me life?
25:30No, no, it wasn't that.
25:31It's just that when all the other little kids,
25:33you see,
25:34they could wear their trousers
25:35like for a year and a half,
25:36that'd be no problem.
25:37But you,
25:38after a couple of months,
25:39they look like hot pants.
25:40Well, most of the pictures
25:46I got of me as a schoolboy,
25:47I was wearing short trousers anyway.
25:49No, no,
25:49they weren't short trousers.
25:52They look like short trousers,
25:54but if you look very carefully
25:57at the bottoms of the legs,
25:58you'll find that they're all frayed.
26:00That is where a couple of months before,
26:01they was rubbing on the tops of your shoes.
26:05Anyway, listen,
26:07I'm going to make the phone call.
26:08Well, just remember, Rodney,
26:10never stop believing.
26:15Oh, this is difficult.
26:17What's wrong?
26:18Well, I got a bit of good news
26:20and a bit of bad news for Del.
26:22I'm applying for another job.
26:24Yeah?
26:25What's the bad news?
26:29That is the bad news.
26:32The good news is
26:33I'm going to stay on with Del
26:34until he can find someone suitable
26:35to replace me.
26:37Well, that should take him
26:37for about half hour.
26:40Oh, yeah,
26:40you won't be saying that
26:41when I'm the managing director
26:42or something, will you?
26:43You've got something lined up, then?
26:46Yeah.
26:48It's his job
26:49at advertising the paper.
26:51Listen.
26:52Local company
26:53seeks ambitious,
26:54energetic
26:55and creative young person
26:56to join
26:57its successful sales force.
26:59Well,
27:00who'd I describe him?
27:01No.
27:02Go on.
27:04It's me.
27:06Is it?
27:07Yes.
27:09Look.
27:10Experience
27:11with computers
27:12and advantage
27:13but not essential.
27:15Successful applicant
27:15will receive
27:16full training,
27:17good salary
27:18and company vehicle.
27:20Well,
27:21I'm experienced
27:21with computers.
27:22Yeah.
27:23You've never got one
27:24to work yet,
27:24have you?
27:24Yes,
27:31yes,
27:31I could call in
27:32this afternoon
27:32and sign the papers.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Oh, right.
27:37OK, then.
27:37You'll call back.
27:39OK.
27:40Bonjour.
27:43Look at that.
27:44A new digital phone, sweetheart.
27:45It's clear as about all that.
27:46Was that the clinic
27:47you were talking to?
27:48Yes.
27:49I'll get doctored on Tuesday.
27:50They're going to call back
27:51and confirm.
27:52You're serious about this,
27:53aren't you?
27:54Yeah.
27:54Never been more serious.
27:56Look, Del,
27:57volunteering for this vasectomy
27:59is very brave
28:00and thoughtful of you
28:00and I'm flattered
28:01that you're doing it for me
28:02but you don't have to do it.
28:04Yes, all right.
28:04I think it's for the best, sweetheart.
28:05All right.
28:06But I don't want you
28:07coming back to me
28:08and saying it's all your fault,
28:09Raquel,
28:09if you get a bit, you know,
28:11sore.
28:16As if I would.
28:19Oh,
28:19that'll be them.
28:21I can't answer the phone
28:22for you.
28:22I can be posh, will you?
28:23What?
28:24Be posh.
28:25I don't want them
28:26to think we're a couple
28:26of hippity hoists.
28:27Yes, sir.
28:30Hello.
28:31How may I help you?
28:32Oh, hello.
28:33I'm phoning about
28:34the job advertising
28:35at Peck-a-meck-o.
28:40Hold the line, caller.
28:43Have you put an ad
28:44in the Peck-a-meck-o?
28:45Yeah.
28:46For some help
28:47for Rodney.
28:47Who's that?
28:49Rodney.
28:51What's he phoning me for?
28:55He's only in the bloody
28:56living room.
28:58No, he's applying
29:00for the job.
29:03What do you mean?
29:04He's applying
29:04to assist himself.
29:08Wait a minute,
29:09wait a minute.
29:10I've got to think
29:10about this.
29:11Darling,
29:12press hold.
29:13It plays a tune.
29:14Go on.
29:14I'll put you on hold
29:16whilst I connect you
29:17to our marketing
29:17department.
29:21When I...
29:23Treacherous little git.
29:31I'm going to wind him
29:33right up.
29:33Don't you feel embarrassed?
29:36With any luck.
29:38Right.
29:42Hello?
29:44This is the marketing manager,
29:46yes.
29:46Sorry, I kept you.
29:48My name is Ivor Hardy.
29:54Hello, Mr. Hardy.
29:55And you are?
29:59My name is
30:00Rodney Trotter.
30:01Oh, Rodney Trotter.
30:03You're not
30:03one of the Trotter brothers,
30:05are you?
30:05Um, no,
30:08I haven't got a brother.
30:15Well, that's all right,
30:17then.
30:18Because I've heard
30:19some rumours about them.
30:21Right couple of
30:22scallywags,
30:23so I'm told.
30:24Mind you,
30:25the elder one
30:26was all right.
30:26He's intelligent.
30:27Quite a brilliant
30:29businessman,
30:29I've heard.
30:30No, no,
30:31it's the other one.
30:32It's his dippy
30:33younger brother
30:34that's the problem.
30:35Oh, well,
30:42like I say,
30:43I haven't got a brother.
30:45Now, um,
30:46you mentioned, um,
30:47a good salary
30:49and a company vehicle.
30:51Could you tell me
30:52a little bit more
30:52about that, please?
30:54Mm-hmm.
30:57Yes, I can ride a bike.
30:58LAUGHTER
30:59LAUGHTER
31:00All right, brothers?
31:10Hey, uh, just one moment.
31:12Yeah, yeah, fine.
31:14Just on the phone to,
31:15to Cassandra.
31:16Oh, yeah, all right, is she?
31:17Yeah, terrific.
31:18Oh, well.
31:21Give her my love.
31:21Yeah, yeah, will do.
31:23Oh, and give her yours.
31:25Aye?
31:26Give her your love.
31:27You see, in my book,
31:29it says that
31:30a man must give
31:32the lady in his life
31:33his love every so often,
31:35especially if she is pregnant.
31:36So, go on.
31:39You tell her you love her.
31:42Nah.
31:44I'm not really embarrassed.
31:46No, you don't have
31:47to be embarrassed, do you?
31:48I mean, I'm the only one here
31:49and I, I'm one
31:50who suggested you do it.
31:52Go on.
31:53Tell her.
31:56Like her.
31:58No, no, you tell her now,
32:00Rodney.
32:01LAUGHTER
32:01Sorry, what did you say?
32:21Nothing, I, I, I just coughed.
32:25Oh, that's all right.
32:26For a minute,
32:26I thought you said you loved me.
32:29No, no, no, no,
32:31I, I, I just coughed on this,
32:32you know.
32:34So, um,
32:35what exactly do you sell
32:36and what would these
32:37successful applicants' duties be,
32:39please?
32:40Well, we, uh,
32:41we sell anything
32:42we can lay our hands on,
32:44isn't it?
32:45And your duties would be,
32:46you see,
32:47to take all this crap
32:48down to the market
32:49and you sell it
32:52from a suitcase.
32:54Gee,
32:55I think that you're just
32:57the man
32:57that we've been looking for,
32:59Mr. Brotter.
33:00Because we're always
33:03on the lookout
33:04for dirty little
33:05plonkers like you.
33:06LAUGHTER
33:07APPLAUSE
33:08Did you put this
33:25out in the paper,
33:26then?
33:26LAUGHTER
33:27Yes, I did,
33:31Rodney.
33:33Goodbye.
33:34LAUGHTER
33:35I don't believe this.
33:38The one job
33:39in the paper
33:39I really fancied
33:40and it's mine.
33:41LAUGHTER
33:42So, what's going on, then?
33:45Are you going to find
33:46someone else
33:46and get rid of me?
33:47I was going to get rid...
33:49You were trying
33:49to get rid of me!
33:50Weren't you?
33:51What was that?
33:51No, I haven't
33:52got a brother, eh?
33:55LAUGHTER
33:55If you must know,
33:58Rodney,
33:58I was trying
33:59to get you some help.
34:00Right?
34:01That was all.
34:02But with Cassandra
34:03being in a situation
34:04that she is,
34:05I thought that
34:06any time now
34:06you might have to
34:07dash off,
34:08so I thought
34:09that you could do
34:10with a little bit of help,
34:11take some weight
34:12off your shoulders.
34:13I didn't realise.
34:14Thanks, dear.
34:15I'm...
34:15I'm sorry.
34:17It's all right.
34:18Anyway,
34:19what is all this, eh?
34:20About, you know,
34:21you wanting
34:21to get another job?
34:22Oh, it really
34:23hit home the other day.
34:25I mean,
34:25when a baby's born,
34:26we've got to fill
34:27in a birth certificate,
34:28right?
34:28And there's a section
34:29there that says
34:29Father's Occupation.
34:32I thought,
34:32what am I going to put, eh?
34:34A gopher.
34:37No.
34:38You are going to put
34:39Sales Director.
34:43Because you know
34:43what I'm going to do
34:44with the business?
34:44I'm going to expand.
34:46Rodney,
34:47you're going to be
34:47in charge of selling.
34:48I'm going to be
34:49in charge of purchasing.
34:50Right?
34:51So what will happen
34:52is that you'll be
34:53in the marketplace,
34:54right,
34:55and you'll be selling.
34:56I'll be up there
34:56in the factories
34:57and the warehouses
34:58and I will be buying.
34:59And if you find
35:00the line is going
35:01particularly well,
35:01all you've got to do
35:02is you get on the blower
35:03to me, you see,
35:04and you say,
35:05Del Boy,
35:05buy, buy, buy.
35:08Yeah.
35:09And then you could
35:10get on the blower
35:10to me and go,
35:11sell, sell, sell.
35:12Yeah, yeah,
35:21that's a good idea there.
35:23We should have done this
35:24ages ago.
35:26Exactly.
35:27It's called expansion.
35:29Yeah,
35:29and then we'll
35:30streamline the business.
35:31That's right.
35:32That's what we'll do.
35:33We will expand
35:34by streamlining.
35:35Come on,
35:36let's go down
35:37to Sid's cafe.
35:39Whenever we reach
35:40historic moments like this,
35:41I'll feel like a fry-up.
35:57Set up to sing.
36:02It's always good now.
36:05That's a little shame.
36:07It's going to catch us
36:08eventually.
36:08Yeah,
36:09well,
36:09we'll cross that bridge
36:10when we come to it.
36:13Here,
36:13have you?
36:15I've been thinking.
36:17What about?
36:19I'm going to have
36:19a vasectomy.
36:24Has it gone down
36:25the wrong hole,
36:25or what?
36:26Yeah.
36:28A vasectomy?
36:30Keep your voice
36:31down where we are.
36:32What does Raquel
36:35feel about it?
36:38No,
36:38I'm having it.
36:41I know that.
36:43Bloody hell.
36:45I mean,
36:45have you discussed it
36:46with Raquel?
36:47Yes,
36:47of course I have.
36:49Last night,
36:49in bed,
36:50I said,
36:50sweetheart,
36:51I'm going to have
36:51a vasectomy.
36:52So it was quite
36:53an in-depth discussion.
36:54It's exciting,
36:56can't it?
36:57No,
36:57I mean,
36:57you know,
36:58we've thought about it
36:59and I can't really
37:00afford another kid
37:01and we haven't got
37:02room in the flat.
37:04Anyway,
37:04we both agreed.
37:05What do we want
37:06another kid for?
37:08I mean,
37:08we've got Damien,
37:09he's like two kids
37:10rolled into one,
37:11hasn't he?
37:14Me and Raquel,
37:14we've only got to,
37:16like,
37:16look at each other
37:17and she's three months
37:18gone.
37:19I think,
37:21you know,
37:21I've got to have
37:22a lot of them,
37:22you know,
37:24loads of them,
37:25you know,
37:28tadpoles.
37:32Tadpoles?
37:35Yeah,
37:35you know,
37:36you see them
37:37on the telly,
37:37you know,
37:38don't you?
37:38I've got a microscope.
37:39Oh,
37:41yeah,
37:41well,
37:42I've got loads
37:42of them as well.
37:44Doctor said.
37:45Yeah,
37:45I know,
37:45but the doctor
37:46reckons that I've
37:46got probably more
37:47tadpoles
37:48than they've got
37:48in the serpent's.
37:49side.
37:53You're going to have
37:54it done at the
37:54hospital?
37:56Yeah,
37:57well,
37:57I'm not going to let
37:57Trigger do it
37:58with his blackened
37:59decker,
37:59am I?
38:02I mean,
38:03are you going
38:03to the hospital
38:04or the local
38:05clinic?
38:06Oh,
38:07no.
38:08Well,
38:08I'll probably
38:08go to the clinic.
38:12Rodney,
38:12I want your
38:13advice.
38:16You know,
38:17when a lot of
38:18rich and
38:19successful people,
38:20when they have
38:21this
38:21thing done,
38:25they leave
38:25a lot of their
38:26tadpoles
38:28in this bank.
38:32Right?
38:33The thing is,
38:34do you think
38:35that I ought
38:36to do that?
38:39I could do.
38:40I don't know what
38:44NatWest would think
38:44about it.
38:52No,
38:53not NatWest,
38:54not that sort of
38:55bank,
38:56it's a special
38:57bank,
38:57isn't it,
38:57where they freeze
38:58it all?
38:58Oh,
38:59the thingy,
39:02when I'm rich
39:03and famous,
39:04you know,
39:05then they'll be
39:05able to use it,
39:06won't they?
39:06Because then
39:07there'll be lots
39:07of little
39:08Damians running
39:09about.
39:09No.
39:11I mean,
39:12you could upset
39:15Raquel,
39:16you know,
39:16because psychologically
39:17she might think
39:18that you were
39:19being unfaithful
39:20to her,
39:20see?
39:21Because you know
39:21how a woman's
39:22mind works.
39:23I never
39:27thought of
39:28that,
39:28Rodders.
39:30Oh,
39:30you're right.
39:32Good thinking.
39:35Hey,
39:35well,
39:35come on,
39:36onwards and
39:36upwards.
39:38Here.
39:40Don't you
39:41say nothing
39:41to nobody
39:42about this,
39:42all right?
39:43Of course
39:44not.
39:47Thank you,
39:48Sid,
39:48that was
39:49horrible,
39:51as usual.
39:51Cheers
39:52down.
39:53See?
39:57Bill's having
39:58a vasectomy.
39:59A vasectomy?
40:02Bill boy's
40:03having a vasectomy.
40:14The doctor will
40:15be with you
40:16in a moment.
40:17Yeah,
40:17OK.
40:18Thank you,
40:18nurse.
40:19Oh,
40:19good to see me.
40:40Listen,
40:40about that
40:40paint I sold
40:41you for your
40:41surgery.
40:42Oh,
40:43let's not
40:43worry about that.
40:44I have work
40:45to do.
40:51What,
40:51nervous are you?
40:55Well,
40:55just a tad,
40:56you know.
40:57I mean,
40:57this is my
40:58first time.
41:00Mine too.
41:01My, my, my, my.
41:12You are a big man,
41:14mister.
41:18Oh,
41:19thank you.
41:20You should go on a diet.
41:27I always say that
41:28just to relax the patient.
41:30Yeah,
41:30I've got to remember
41:31that one.
41:32Next time I have
41:33some bloke's vitals
41:34in me hands.
41:34Oh,
41:36look,
41:37I'll have to give you
41:37a small injection
41:38just to numb the area.
41:40Oh,
41:40all right,
41:40thank you.
41:44This might sting a bit.
42:01Oh,
42:02oh,
42:02sure,
42:03I'll just,
42:03oh,
42:04I've got a,
42:05got a touch of cramp.
42:08Tell me,
42:10Raquel,
42:11seriously,
42:12what do you think
42:13about this
42:13vasectomy idea?
42:15I don't mind,
42:16honest.
42:17All right,
42:17Raquel,
42:17you win,
42:18I won't have it done.
42:23So,
42:24what finally put you
42:25off having a vasectomy,
42:26then?
42:27Didn't have the balls?
42:30No,
42:31it wasn't that.
42:31I wasn't frightened.
42:35It was,
42:36well,
42:36it was a medical reason.
42:38I kept thinking about them tadpoles.
42:42What about them?
42:43Well,
42:43I mean,
42:44you know,
42:44where do they go?
42:46What do you mean?
42:47Well,
42:48look,
42:48when you have the operation,
42:49it stops them,
42:50doesn't it,
42:51from going,
42:51from,
42:54well,
42:56taking their normal route,
42:58to where they go?
43:00What,
43:00are you worried about them
43:01hanging around on straight corners?
43:05All I'm saying is,
43:07they've got to go somewhere.
43:09Got to such a point,
43:10I thought,
43:10well,
43:10you know,
43:11I'd be frightened to sneeze.
43:12I thought,
43:15I thought,
43:17I thought,
43:20ah,
43:21caught you at last,
43:23Mr. Trotter.
43:25Ah,
43:25Dr. Singh,
43:26how nice to see you again.
43:28Have you seen my surgery recently?
43:31That paint you sold me
43:33is peeling off in great chunks.
43:35It's a medical practice,
43:36Mr. Trotter,
43:37and it looks as if my walls
43:38have got scabies.
43:40Patients are leaving me.
43:42Yeah,
43:43well,
43:43the thing is,
43:43Dr. Singh,
43:44we didn't realise,
43:45until some time after,
43:46that the paint was ever so slightly
43:48out of date,
43:49didn't we,
43:50Rodney?
43:51No,
43:52no,
43:52we spotted it in,
43:53and we noticed it should have been used
43:55by June 1983.
43:57I want something done about it,
43:59and fast.
44:00Yes,
44:01yes,
44:01of course,
44:02Dr. Singh,
44:02I will send someone from my painting
44:03and decorating department
44:05round to see you first thing in the morning.
44:07If you don,
44:07Mr. Trotter,
44:08I'll be back.
44:12Yes,
44:13thank you,
44:14Dr. Singh.
44:15Yes,
44:15I'm missing you already.
44:17I'll be back.
44:19He always says that.
44:21Do you know what his nickname is?
44:23The Turbinator.
44:26The Turbinator.
44:27I can't believe you sometimes.
44:30Dr. Singh is an honest,
44:32law-abiding man.
44:33You knew that paint was iffy.
44:35Oh,
44:36I'm supposed to be some sort of paint expert now,
44:38am I?
44:41Don't give me all that rubbish
44:42about him being a law-abiding citizen.
44:44I mean,
44:44look at him now,
44:45look,
44:45he's riding that bike
44:46without a crash helmet.
44:48Sikh.
44:49Hmm?
44:50Under the law,
44:51Sikhs are excused crash hats.
44:53How is he going to fit an helmet
44:54over that turban?
44:56Well,
44:57I never thought of that.
44:58I suppose that's why
44:59you never see a Sikh astronaut,
45:01innit?
45:03All right,
45:03they do.
45:12I am not wearing it,
45:14all right?
45:14Now,
45:15it's half past five,
45:15that's my going-on time.
45:17Well,
45:17the opportunities
45:18don't stop presenting themselves
45:19because Cassandra's got
45:20the sprouts on.
45:22Well,
45:23that is stupid
45:23and I'm not doing it,
45:24all right.
45:25Look,
45:25Rodney,
45:26there are millions of Sikhs
45:27out there
45:27riding motorcycles
45:28that are going
45:29completely unprotected.
45:37But this is going to
45:38solve their problem.
45:41Allow me to introduce
45:42my new company,
45:43TCT.
45:45TCT?
45:45Yes,
45:46Trotters Crash Turbans.
45:49This is our opportunity
45:51to do something
45:51for our fellow man,
45:52Rodney.
45:53It is also
45:54an opportunity
45:54for you to get rid
45:55of them horse-riding
45:56crash helmets
45:56you've got numbered with.
45:58Right,
45:58well,
45:58just hang about,
45:59it's just a prototype,
46:00innit?
46:00It is not a prototype.
46:03It is a show-jumping helmet
46:04with one of Raquel's
46:05old scarves glued on top.
46:07Yes,
46:07that is because Raquel
46:08is 100% behind this project.
46:10She said to me,
46:11doll boy,
46:12you can have anything
46:13you want
46:13because I want
46:14to do my bit
46:15for mankind,
46:16she said.
46:17Look.
46:17I mean,
46:21look.
46:24I think you look
46:25rather dashy.
46:26I look like a human
46:27cannonball
46:28who's just crashed
46:28into a washing line.
46:30God,
46:31I hate vanity.
46:33Now,
46:34you take my word
46:34for it,
46:35Rodney.
46:35Once you take this
46:36over to Wembley
46:36and Southall
46:37and show the Sikh
46:39community this
46:40in all its glory,
46:41take it over
46:42and show it to them.
46:43Yes,
46:43of course.
46:44Because then
46:45we'll sell them
46:45by the thousands.
46:46We can then export them
46:47to Australia,
46:48America,
46:48the Far East.
46:50You expect me to go
46:50and sell this?
46:51Well,
46:52you are my new
46:53director of sales,
46:54aren't you?
46:55They'll smash my head in.
46:57Of course they won't.
46:59They're a peaceful,
47:00loving people.
47:01Anyway,
47:01even if they do,
47:02I mean,
47:03you'll be wearing
47:03a trotter crash turban.
47:05Perfect opportunity
47:06to prove
47:07how effective it is.
47:10You know it makes sense.
47:12All I know
47:12is I'm not
47:13stepping out
47:14of that front door
47:14dressed like this.
47:15All right,
47:16Rodney.
47:16All right,
47:17Rachel.
47:18During the war,
47:18Will you shut up?
47:20Can't you see
47:21that Rodney and I
47:22are in the middle
47:22of a very important
47:23board meeting?
47:24We don't want to hear
47:25stories about
47:26U-boats
47:26and giant squids.
47:28I was just going to say
47:29that during the war
47:30I spent some time
47:31in India
47:31and I got to know
47:32a little about
47:33the Sikh religion.
47:34What I discovered
47:35was that to a Sikh
47:37a turban
47:37has mystical powers
47:39which are supposed
47:40to enter the body.
47:41In other words,
47:42it has to be
47:43in contact
47:43with the head.
47:44Ah,
47:45see?
47:46And this ain't
47:46in contact
47:47with the head
47:47because there's
47:47a bloody horse
47:48riding helmet
47:48in between.
47:50Is it all right?
47:51Well,
47:51look,
47:51I haven't finalised
47:52the design yet,
47:52have I?
47:53What I'll do
47:53is we'll just
47:54get a little piece
47:55like this
47:55and we'll stuff
47:56it up inside there
47:56so it is in contact
47:57with the head.
47:58There?
47:59Right,
47:59Raquel,
47:59what do you think?
48:00I can't see it
48:01catching on,
48:01Del.
48:01I mean,
48:01what would you wear
48:02with it?
48:03Is that my scarf?
48:05Don't worry,
48:06I will buy you
48:07another one.
48:07Will you please
48:08understand,
48:08Raquel,
48:09this is not
48:09a fashion statement.
48:11I guessed that,
48:12Derek,
48:12I guessed that.
48:13No,
48:13it is a safety device.
48:15Del,
48:15people would rather
48:16be critically injured
48:17than wear this.
48:19Answer that,
48:20will you?
48:21Look,
48:21mark my words,
48:22three months from now
48:23you'll be seeing this
48:24on Tomorrow's World.
48:25More like Wayne's World.
48:27Oi,
48:28I'm not going on
48:28Tomorrow's World
48:29dressed like this.
48:30Rodney,
48:30it's Cassandra's bag
48:32for you.
48:33She's probably been
48:33caught in another
48:34late meeting.
48:34Come on and get some
48:35here.
48:36Raquel.
48:36All right,
48:37now listen to me.
48:38They laughed
48:39when they invented
48:40the airbag,
48:41didn't they?
48:41No,
48:41they didn't.
48:42They were a good
48:42invention.
48:43All right,
48:43tell me one invention
48:45that they did laugh
48:46at when it was
48:46first seen then.
48:47That.
48:49Yeah,
48:49I'm on my way.
48:53What's up,
48:54brothers?
48:56I've rushed
48:57Cassandra to hospital.
48:59She's had a miscarriage.
49:05All right,
49:05brothers.
49:06What happened,
49:06Rodney?
49:07Come on,
49:08calm down.
49:08I'm with you.
49:09I'm with you.
49:10Stay here.
49:10Stay here.
49:11Excuse me,
49:11can you tell me
49:12which ward
49:12Mrs Trotter
49:13is in,
49:13please?
49:14Ah,
49:14are you Mr Trotter?
49:15Yes,
49:16yes,
49:16I am.
49:16Come this way,
49:17please.
49:17Yes,
49:17OK.
49:19All right,
49:20Rodney,
49:20come on this way.
49:21Come on.
49:23Oi,
49:23are you having a laugh
49:24with me or something?
49:26I've been in
49:27only 20 minutes
49:28already
49:28and the only person
49:30in this poxy hospital
49:32who's spoken to me
49:33is this old car.
49:35I'm sorry,
49:36sir,
49:37but we're very busy.
49:38This way,
49:39please.
49:39Come on,
49:40this way.
49:40Keep up,
49:41OK.
49:43Could you put these on,
49:44please?
49:45It's just a precaution.
49:47That way.
49:47That way.
49:48Lovely.
49:53Now,
49:53Mrs Trotter
49:54is in a single room,
49:55number 46,
49:56down there on the right.
49:58She is naturally
49:58still familiar
49:59and we don't want her
50:00being excited in any way.
50:02Yeah,
50:02of course,
50:02thank you.
50:06Thanks.
50:07All right.
50:08Can I put one on,
50:09please?
50:10Oh,
50:10you?
50:11On my husband.
50:13Who's that,
50:13then?
50:15He's my brother.
50:15What the hell?
50:28Bloody hell
50:29am I going to say to her?
50:31Don't worry,
50:32Rodney.
50:33Don't worry,
50:34you'll say something,
50:35it'll just come to you.
50:38Just listen to me,
50:39Rodney.
50:41At this specific
50:42moment in time,
50:44Cassandra,
50:45she don't need
50:46doom and gloom.
50:47She needs you
50:48to be optimistic.
50:50I feel optimistic
50:51right now,
50:52don't I?
50:53I don't care
50:53how you feel,
50:54you've just got to be.
50:55You don't care
50:56how I feel?
50:57No.
50:58You can do
50:59your weeping
51:00and crying
51:00in the van
51:01on the way home.
51:02Right now,
51:03you've got to be
51:04a rock
51:04for Cassandra.
51:07I want you
51:08to go in there
51:08and I want you
51:09to talk to her.
51:10Talk to her
51:10about the future,
51:11not the past
51:12or the present,
51:12but about the future.
51:14Because, you see,
51:15you two,
51:16you two,
51:18you've got some
51:18really good times
51:20to come.
51:23It's strange
51:23I find that hard
51:24to believe right now.
51:25Well, you've got
51:26to believe it
51:27because it's true.
51:30Right now,
51:32Cassandra needs
51:33your strength.
51:36You go in there
51:37and I don't want
51:38no sobbing,
51:39no booing.
51:40you'll just give her
51:43comfort and understanding.
51:46Right?
51:49Right.
51:51Good boy.
51:53Right, you know
51:54it makes sense.
51:55Right?
51:55I'm sorry,
52:24Rodney.
52:25I'm sorry,
52:25Rodney.
52:26I'm sorry,
52:27Rodney.
52:27I'm sorry,
52:27Rodney.
52:28I'm so sorry for being silly.
52:48I let you down.
52:49I let everyone down.
52:52Of course you haven't.
52:53It happens, Cass.
52:58It just...
53:00Well, it just happens.
53:03There was nothing you or I could have done.
53:07But don't blame yourself, sweetheart.
53:11You haven't let anybody down.
53:14There's...
53:14There's...
53:14There's...
53:15There's...
53:15There's...
53:16Tell her...
53:17Tell her...
53:17Tell her...
53:18Tell her...
53:19Tell her...
53:20I think it's going to be a good time for us to be on our own, you know, discuss a few things.
53:38Yes, I think you're right, bruv.
53:42Cassandra, me and Rodney are going outside.
53:46I'm coming for Cassandra.
53:53We'll be on our own.
53:56Oh, right, yeah.
53:57Come.
53:58Yes, I think.
53:59I'll go.
54:02I'll see you later, Cassandra.
54:06I'll see you later.
54:07I'll see you later.
54:07I'll see you later.
54:09I'll see you later.
54:11I'll see you later.
54:13I'll see you later.
54:14I'll see you later.
54:15I've lost our baby.
54:24Can't leave you alone with anything, can I?
54:31I'm going to get over this case.
54:34We are going to win.
54:38Do you know why?
54:41Because we're strong.
54:42We are very, very strong.
54:48Things are going to get better and better and better for us.
54:51I love you, Rodney.
54:54I love you, Cass.
55:01I love you so much.
55:07It sort of burnt me right across the forehead.
55:09I said it was an air drive.
55:13It turns out to be an electric paint strip.
55:16Do you want to come with me, Mr. Fisher?
55:22Oi!
55:23Why is he getting seen before me?
55:25I don't know why people bother to pay their national wealth stamps.
55:29Because if I'd ever had a job, I wouldn't have paid for them.
55:33Would you please keep your voice down?
55:36No!
55:36It's a free country, and I can share as much as I bloody well like.
55:42You're looking after all these bleeding malingerers here.
55:45Well, I should be top of your list.
55:46Now, I took some pills earlier on today.
55:50Now, I've no idea what they were, because I was drunk.
55:54Now they're starting to upset me a little bit.
55:57You nurses, you're always whinging, aren't you, about low wages?
56:02Well, you don't deserve anything better.
56:05Do you hear that?
56:05You're all sodding useless!
56:08Excuse me, sir.
56:09What?
56:09Feeling better, sir?
56:24Yes.
56:25Thank you, Doctor.
56:28Part of service.
56:30Who's your?
56:33Bet you wish you'd gone private now, don't you?
56:39Ha ha, ha ha!
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