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A horde of KAOS agents are taking flights to Washington. Each one carries a piece of a bomb which is meant to explode near an American base. With the help of 44 (disguised as a piece of luggage), Max and the Chief capture one of KAOS's agents and force confidential information out of him. Ted Knight plays a KAOS agent.
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00:00The End
00:30this is 86 calling control this is 86 calling control come in control hello control this is
00:56maxwell smart no smart s isn't splendid amazon marvelous that's right smart hello who i i don't get
01:12you well maybe you better spell it c isn't charlie h isn't harry i isn't cheap oh this is smart s isn't
01:26splendid
01:26okay go ahead chief max i want you to report to headquarters pick up a suitcase and meet me at
01:40the airport right chief uh where am i going to the airport i know that chief but where are you
01:46sending me to the airport uh look chief why don't we start from the beginning you want me to go to
01:52headquarters max report to professor parker he'll give you a suitcase it's been made up especially
01:56as a cover for you to act as a passenger right chief i'm on my way and max make sure you're not
02:02followed if chaos gets on your trail don't worry chief i'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself
02:07uh
02:10uh
02:20uh
02:24yeah
02:27uh
02:29uh
02:29uh
02:34This your car?
02:57Yes, sir.
02:58Next time, put a nickel in the meter.
03:01I'm sorry about this, officer.
03:04You see, I was in kind of a hurry.
03:07Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say.
03:10You see, these two chaos agents were after me.
03:13That's no excuse for carelessness.
03:16They were trying to kill me.
03:19Look, we all got our problems, mister.
03:21Just be more careful next time.
03:24Yes, sir.
03:29Don't thank me.
03:30I'm just trying to do my job.
03:35I'm just trying to do my job.
03:37I'm just trying to do my job.
03:43It's true.
03:47Oh, my God.
04:17Oh, my God.
04:47All right, miss, you can go.
04:56Now, listen carefully, Max.
05:04We only have a couple of minutes.
05:06Chief, you better check through my suitcase.
05:07There are a lot of people looking over this way.
05:10All right.
05:10In just a few minutes, a chaos agent will be getting off that plane that just landed.
05:15He'll be carrying a suitcase like this.
05:17I want you to switch suitcases while 99 distracts the chaos man.
05:21Then I'll take some photographs of the contents and we'll switch the suitcases back again.
05:25Do you have any questions?
05:27My duty is to obey orders, Chief, not to ask questions.
05:31Good.
05:31Why are we doing this, Chief?
05:34The past few days, a steady flow of chaos men have been coming into this country from Europe, South America, everywhere.
05:40They're all wearing dark suits and carrying suitcases like this.
05:43Well, maybe it's a convention.
05:45Max, we want to get a look into one of the suitcases without their knowledge.
05:50Well, that's a good plan, Chief, except for one thing.
05:52How do we know who the real chaos agent is?
05:55After all, there'll be a lot of men in dark suits with suitcases on that plane.
05:59Agent 44 is somewhere in the airport.
06:00He'll identify the chaos man.
06:03You're not doing your job, Chief.
06:05What are you talking about?
06:06Well, a good customs inspector would have looked in my socks.
06:10They're looking, Chief.
06:14Incidentally, Chief, right after I talked to you, I was attacked by a couple of chaos agents.
06:18Yes, I know. We picked them up a few minutes ago.
06:20Well, do you think there's any connection with that attempt on my life in this case?
06:24We don't know. We won't be able to talk to them until they leave the hospital.
06:27One of them was a very careless driver.
06:30All set, sir.
06:32Chief, you forgot to check for a false bottom or secret compartments.
06:36There's no false bottom in this.
06:38They're looking...
06:40Right.
06:41There you are, sir. All set.
06:50All set.
06:50Sure, it's easy for you to say all set after you've messed and torn and ripped everything in my suitcase.
06:55You custom inspectors are all alike.
06:57No wonder guys like me don't like to travel.
07:00Hope I'm not out of line, Chief.
07:02Relax.
07:03Just doing a little acting, Chief.
07:05Incidentally, you did a nice job yourself.
07:07By the way, Chief, where's Agent 44?
07:11Right here.
07:20Agent 44?
07:21That's right.
07:22Inspect me.
07:28That's the chaos man, the one with the hat.
07:29May I see your bag, sir?
07:40I have diplomatic immunity.
07:42These are my credentials.
07:44Thank you, sir.
07:45I'll look at them over here.
07:48Excuse me, sir.
07:49Were you on flight 32?
07:51Yes, I was.
07:52Oh, good.
07:52Well, we're taking a little survey of our passengers to make sure everyone's satisfied,
07:56and I wonder if you'd mind answering a few questions.
07:58Well, I...
07:59I'd really appreciate it so much if you would.
08:01Yes, all right.
08:03Good.
08:03Well, here's the list, and this is a list of the food and wine that we have.
08:06If you'd just check out the things that you'd like to have when you travel with us again.
08:10Yes.
08:11And then down here we have either imported or domestic wine.
08:17Look, Max.
08:19What is it, Chief?
08:20I don't know.
08:20It's some sort of metal, something.
08:21Put it down and take a couple of pictures of it.
08:23All right, put it back and take it back to me.
08:33Your papers seem to be in order, sir.
08:35I know they are.
08:36I shall complain to my government about this intolerable treatment.
08:41I said take the suitcase back.
08:43I can't, Chief.
08:44My tie is stuck in the suitcase and the blocks are jammed.
08:47Cut it off.
08:48Are you kidding?
08:49It's a six-dollar tie.
08:51Max, he's about to leave.
08:52Now, hurry up.
08:53Come on.
08:56Now, will that be all, miss?
08:57There's one other thing I want to ask you about.
08:59I'm sorry, but I must be leaving now.
09:05What are you doing down there?
09:07Uh, would you believe a Jolson medley?
09:10Cut it.
09:12Don't move or smart gets it.
09:13That's right.
09:14Don't move or smart gets it.
09:15They're coming with us.
09:21No.
09:37What is it, Parker?
09:38I don't know.
09:39It's some metal alloy.
09:42Machine tooled.
09:43Hand finished.
09:44I'd say from these grooves and this beveled edge that it fits into something.
09:48And you mean it could be part of some larger machine?
09:50That's right.
09:51Well, Parker, what are these numbers here on the side?
09:54One, two, seven.
09:56Maybe that's a part number.
09:58Then each chaos agent is bringing in a part of some larger object, some machine or weapon,
10:04and that is part number 127.
10:06Max, bring in that chaos agent.
10:07We'll see if we can get anything else out of him.
10:09Right, Chief.
10:09Parker, take that back and see if you can find anything else about it.
10:12Okay.
10:12I don't think we'll get anything out of that chaos agent, Chief.
10:16We've got to, 99.
10:17We must find out where those men are assembling and what that machine is.
10:21You will get nothing out of me, Mr. Smart.
10:24Chaos trains its men well.
10:26I can take threats, torture, starvation.
10:28How about you?
10:29Well, I can take threats and starvation.
10:32Torture?
10:32Well, I'm not too crazy about it.
10:34You might as well tell us everything you know.
10:36We'll get it out of you sooner or later.
10:38I will tell you nothing.
10:40You don't have to tell us anything.
10:41You see, I figured it all out by a matter of simple deduction.
10:44Really?
10:45You see, there are several hundred chaos agents, each carrying a numbered pot to a certain location.
10:53Now, when you put this machine together, each one of you will leave the country carrying an empty suitcase.
11:01All 300 of you.
11:03338.
11:04Good work, Max.
11:07You still do not know one vital piece of information.
11:11That is where we are all assembling.
11:13That's where you're wrong.
11:14Judging by the time of your arrival, the points of entry of the other chaos agents, and your method of transportation,
11:20I would say that your meeting place would be in Littleton, New Hampshire.
11:26You're dead wrong.
11:27Well, it may not be right in Littleton, New Hampshire, but it's right outside of it.
11:31And I am telling you that Littleton, New Hampshire is no place near Blue Mist Mountain.
11:37Blue Mist Mountain.
11:40I think I've done it again.
11:43I remember that from security briefing, Chief.
11:46That's right next to the PDQ missile base.
11:48Well, that's a top secret base, isn't it, Chief?
11:50Right, and we've got to get up there and find out what those chaos men are doing.
11:53Oh, I could just kill myself.
11:5499, go down to operations and get three tickets on this afternoon's flight to Blue Mist Mountain.
11:58Uh, Chief, if we wait until Monday, we can fly at half fare.
12:02This afternoon, 99.
12:04Right, Chief.
12:04Okay.
12:05See anything, Chief?
12:30Yes, their cabin is right down there, about half a mile.
12:33Let me take a look.
12:38Oh, yes, I see it.
12:40Oh, wait a minute, Chief.
12:42What?
12:43One of the chaos agents is coming out of the cabin now.
12:46Does he have a suitcase with him?
12:48No.
12:49Take a look, 99.
12:51I wonder how many of the 338 chaos agents have delivered their parts.
12:55Well, we have part 127.
12:56That's our key to get in there and look around.
12:59Are you ready, Max?
13:00All ready, Chief.
13:0199?
13:02Right, Max.
13:07Now, remember, Max, you're a chaos agent.
13:10Find out all you can, but don't arouse their suspicions,
13:13and report back to me immediately.
13:15Right, Chief.
13:16Now, before you go, Max, would you let me have your shoe phone, please?
13:18I want to call the general and see if he's moved the troops up.
13:34Hello, General Cropper.
13:34This is the Chief.
13:36Have you got your men deployed?
13:38Good.
13:39Don't move them in any further than three miles.
13:41We want to catch them off guard.
13:43Now, if you want to check back with me, the number here...
13:46Max, what's the number on your shoe phone, the private number?
13:48Three or six, Chief.
13:49The number is three or six.
13:52Right, over and out.
13:54Now, remember, Max, be careful.
13:57These men will not hesitate to kill you.
14:01Right, Chief.
14:0899?
14:09Yes, Max.
14:10Just in case something happens and I don't make it back.
14:13Take care of the Chief.
14:15Right, Max.
14:19Oh, and 99?
14:24Yes, Max.
14:25Look after Fang.
14:26I will, Max.
14:27And the plants in my apartment should be watered about once a week.
14:37Max!
14:49Where's 127?
14:50What if he doesn't get here?
14:51He'll be here.
14:53He has to be.
14:53Who is it?
15:05Chaos Agent 127 reporting.
15:13Give me this.
15:19This is it.
15:20The last piece.
15:24What took you so long, 127?
15:25You were supposed to be here an hour ago.
15:27Uh, well, I think I was being followed.
15:30Followed?
15:31That doesn't give us much time.
15:33We'll set it for midnight.
15:38Midnight tonight?
15:38Uh, I mean, isn't that a little early?
15:42You.
15:42Out.
15:43You've got ten minutes to get out of the area before this thing goes off.
15:48What is that?
15:49Uh.
15:53Must be your phone.
15:55We haven't got a phone.
15:56Well, how about your alarm clock?
15:59There's no alarm clock here.
16:02Oh.
16:03Well, I guess it was the wrong number.
16:06But we told you we don't have a phone.
16:08Well, you better get one.
16:09As long as you've got the ringing, you might as well have the phone.
16:12Right?
16:21Gee.
16:22The bomb is set to go off at midnight.
16:24They gave me ten minutes to get out of the area.
16:26Midnight?
16:26That's in seven minutes.
16:27What about the other parts?
16:28Well, mine was the last part, 127.
16:30That's the one they were waiting for.
16:32That's it, of course.
16:33What?
16:34A nuclear explosion here on the site of one of our government's missile bases.
16:38The rest of the world will think the United States has exploded a nuclear device and broken the test ban.
16:44Chaos must have been paid to do this.
16:45We've got to stop them.
16:46That must be the general.
16:48Oh.
16:48Yes, he called me while I was over at the chaos cabin.
16:54This is the chief.
16:56No, general.
16:57Move your troops back.
16:58We've got to get them out of the area.
17:00There's no time to explain.
17:01Max, draw a picture of the cabin fast.
17:04We're going in ourselves, general.
17:06We've only got six minutes.
17:07Over and out.
17:08We have got to find that bomb ourselves and deactivate it.
17:12Let me see the map.
17:14Well, there's a door here, chief, and a door here.
17:16And then there's a window over here.
17:18Well, what are those three things?
17:19Well, this is me, and this is you, and this is 99.
17:22Not this cabin, Max.
17:23That cabin.
17:26Never mind, Max.
17:27There just isn't time.
17:28How many doors does it have?
17:29Well, there's a east door and a west door.
17:31Okay.
17:32You take the east door and break in.
17:33I'll take the west door and break in.
17:3499, you come through the window.
17:35Right.
17:36Now, when I give the signal of three whistles, we'll all burst in.
17:39Right?
17:40Right.
17:40Right?
17:41Right.
17:42It's set to go off in four minutes.
17:45Come on.
17:45The helicopter's ready to pick us up at the clearing.
17:49What is that?
17:50I don't know.
17:51You take that door.
17:52You take that door.
17:53Come on.
18:06Max, what happened?
18:07I don't know, 99, but at least we got two of them.
18:09How?
18:10Well, I don't know.
18:11The chief was going that way, and I was...
18:13I think they shot each other.
18:16Where's the chief?
18:17I don't know.
18:17He went past me so fast, I didn't even have a chance to say hello.
18:20Oh.
18:21Hello, chief.
18:22Chief.
18:22What happened?
18:23Well, it's just a flesh wound, but he got away.
18:25I'll get him, chief.
18:25No, wait.
18:26Wait.
18:27Somewhere in this room, there's a bomb that's going to explode in three minutes.
18:29We've got to find it.
18:31Three minutes?
18:32Well, that doesn't give us too much time, chief.
18:34Just about 30 seconds to find it.
18:36Well, what are the other two and a half minutes for?
18:38Running.
18:40Thanks.
18:40We couldn't have time to leave the area.
18:42We've got to find the bomb.
18:44Maybe Professor Parker might know where it could be hidden.
18:47Contact him immediately.
18:48Right, chief.
18:57This is 86, calling control.
18:58This is 86, calling control.
19:00Come in, control.
19:02Put me through to Professor Parker.
19:04Oh, Parker, this is 86.
19:08Hello, 86.
19:09Where are you?
19:10We're in a cabin on top of Blue Mist Mountain.
19:13Blue Mist Mountain?
19:15Yes.
19:16It's really lovely up here, Parker.
19:17Nice pine trees.
19:19Sorry about that, chief.
19:20Listen, Parker.
19:21One of the chaos agents escaped, but he left a bomb here that's set to go off at midnight.
19:25What does it look like?
19:27Well, frankly, that's why we called you, Parker.
19:29We don't know where it is.
19:31You don't know where it is.
19:32Well, we thought that you might have some idea of how it could be camouflaged.
19:36Describe everything in the room.
19:38Well, let's see, professor.
19:39It's a typical early American home.
19:41A couch, chair, sofa, tables, TV set, and a hidden atomic bomb.
19:46Come in, Max.
19:47Don't say anything.
19:47Don't move.
19:49Do you hear something ticking?
19:51Yes, I do, chief.
19:52And from the frequency of the noise and its volume, and from the fact that you're standing
19:56right next to it, I would say it was this clock.
19:59Open the face of the clock.
20:01Right, chief.
20:03The face doesn't open, chief.
20:05Wait a minute.
20:05There's a catch here.
20:06You know something, chief?
20:11I've got a feeling this is no ordinary clock.
20:14Come on, I have minutes.
20:16Hello, lady sex.
20:17Hello.
20:17Do you see it?
20:18Yes, professor.
20:19It's built into the wall.
20:21Find a screwdriver.
20:22A screwdriver.
20:23Right, professor.
20:25Chief, did I lend you my screwdriver?
20:26No, I didn't.
20:27I don't have a screwdriver, professor.
20:29Well, what do you have that you can use?
20:32What do I have?
20:32Hold this, chief.
20:34Wait a minute.
20:36Ah.
20:37I have a dime.
20:38That's better than a screwdriver.
20:39You can't make a phone call with a screwdriver.
20:42Two minutes, Max.
20:45Okay, okay.
20:46Now, there should be a door to the casing.
20:48Open it.
20:49Right.
20:51One minute, 50 seconds.
20:53Go to it, Max.
20:57Remove the flange from the plutonium strip.
21:04Do you know what I'm talking about?
21:06Yes, well, I'm familiar with the word remove.
21:09Smart.
21:10The uranium of plutonium should be in the form of a ball.
21:14About the size of a softball.
21:16Reach in with your hand and feel around.
21:19Reach in with my bare hand?
21:21Yes.
21:22It'll be on the end of what looks like a long steel gun barrel.
21:25But do I have time to put my gloves on?
21:27Hurry up, sir.
21:28One minute, Max.
21:30Do you see the control box connected to the barrel?
21:33Ah, I think so.
21:34You have to loosen the screw on top of the box.
21:38Well, I can do that with my dime.
21:40Quickly, Max.
21:4145 seconds, Max.
21:43Now relax.
21:44Don't get excited.
21:4540 seconds.
21:4640 seconds.
21:46I'm turning the gold-tipped screw.
21:54No!
21:55No, no, no!
21:56That's the trigger!
21:57That's the trigger.
21:58I know it.
21:59The trigger.
22:00Smart.
22:01You have to loosen the hexagonal bolt right next to the gold-tipped screw without touching anything else.
22:1020 seconds, Max.
22:13How did you make out, Smart?
22:16I dropped my dime.
22:18Smart.
22:19Well, if it's at all loose, use your fingers.
22:22Turn it, Smart.
22:23Turn it!
22:25How much time do I have, 19?
22:26I don't tell me.
22:28Eight seconds.
22:31Oh!
22:31Oh, oh, oh!
22:32You've ignited the mass!
22:34It's going off!
22:35That's not the half of it!
22:38My tie is caught in this thing!
22:47I don't know how you did it, Max, but you just saved the East Coast.
22:52Maybe the whole world.
22:54That was a close one.
22:55You don't know how close it was, Chief.
22:57I was thinking of wearing my bow tie today.
22:59Yeah, this is so different from ours.
23:11I...
23:11I'm really not sure about this.
23:13It's going to take a little time.
23:15Time.
23:18Found this one wandering in the woods, Chief.
23:19This is the last of them.
23:20Well, Chief, now we've captured all the chaos agents.
23:23Good.
23:23Just think, Chief.
23:25338 of them.
23:26Boy, that's really going to put a dent in the chaos training program.
23:29Excuse me, Smart.
23:30When you try to deactivate this, which way did you turn that plutonium screw?
23:35Well, I'm not quite sure, Professor Parker.
23:37Why?
23:38Well, if you turn it to the left, it doesn't matter.
23:39But if you turn it to the right, you've destroyed the safety device.
23:43It can be reactivated by a...
23:44By anything.
23:48Even a loud noise.
23:49Could the loud noise be a gunshot?
24:03It'll go off in a minute and a half.
24:07What can we do, Professor?
24:09Don't worry, Chief.
24:10This is right up my alley.
24:12Professor, your tie, please.
24:13Oh, my gosh.
24:43Oh, my gosh.
25:02I'll see you next time.
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