00:00Hi, folks.
00:30The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show.
01:00Attention, attention, the workman who owns the chocolate brown and tomato red automobile
01:20with the tangerine and plum interior, your car has been eaten.
01:30I'd rather watch me in my next adventure.
01:45What's going on down there?
02:07It's two in the morning.
02:11How can a man get any sleep with all this noise going on?
02:16Aha!
02:17It's you, is it?
02:18I might have known.
02:20You're supposed to catch mice, not play around in the cupboards.
02:23Now if I hear another sound down here, you're fired!
02:26All right.
02:56What'll it be, friend?
03:12Buttermilk, eh?
03:14A double?
03:15Okay, and I'll leave the bottle.
03:20Hey, boy.
03:22Look who just walked up to the bar.
03:25I say, squid.
03:27It's that fancy cat from the big house on the hill.
03:30Right, Mouser.
03:32I wonder what he's doing down here.
03:34What's the difference?
03:35If he's down here, he ain't up there, if you get my drift.
03:40I get you, Miss Kitty.
03:42There ain't nobody at home to look after the place.
03:45You boys make a little trip up there while I entertain the young man.
03:51Right-o, Miss Kitty.
03:52We'll hop on up there and bake the swag.
03:55Take your time, boys.
03:59This ought to be fun.
04:01It's no use.
04:05I can't sleep.
04:06I might as well get a bite to eat and have a glass of milk.
04:11What's this?
04:12That mouse has been into the cheese again.
04:15Now, where is that cat?
04:16Oh, he quit, did he?
04:19Well, good riddance.
04:20That settles it.
04:21In the morning, I'll call the pest control and get rid of that mouse for good.
04:26Look what I found.
04:34A fat little mouse.
04:36Put him in here, Squid.
04:37Here you go.
04:39Now, come on.
04:40Let's clean out the cupboard.
04:43Wow.
04:44It's a gold mine.
04:46I love it.
04:48I say, won't Miss Kitty be cleaned?
04:50We got a good haul of canned stuff and a nice, fat little mouse.
05:05Hmm, nice work, boys.
05:07What's the matter with the tomcat?
05:09Can't hold his buttermilk.
05:11He's out cold.
05:12If he gives you any trouble, just drop him down the old trap door.
05:17You boys can split up the rest of the goodies.
05:20I'm gonna have a snack and go to bed.
05:23How are we gonna split up the little butterball?
05:27Let's play a game of pinball for him, eh?
05:30Good idea.
05:31Come on, kid.
05:32You're gonna love this game.
05:35One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!
05:42Come on, kiddo.
05:44Ring them bows for all squint.
05:47Yeah!
05:59I'll take it down your way.
06:04Hey, get me out of here.
06:06Help!
06:07Get me out!
06:08Oh my, it's stuck.
06:13I can't kick it off.
06:15Get me out of here.
06:18Where am I?
06:19Oh, no.
06:21Oh, dear, oh, dear.
06:23Where's that mouse?
06:25I hear him this way.
06:27Yeah!
06:28Oh, dear, oh!
06:52Oh, dear.
06:53Ah, you're right on time.
07:08Well, well, Tom, you finally caught that mouse, huh?
07:12Very good.
07:14Now come on in the house.
07:17Sorry, fellas, we'll just have to cancel this call.
07:23Come on, Tom, you must be tired.
07:25I'll pour you a big saucer of milk.
07:27You're a good cat after all.
07:39Fresh cool lemonade, five cents.
07:41Oh, great.
07:42The price is right.
07:47That's a sourous lemonade I ever tasted.
07:53Water?
07:54That'll be a dollar.
07:59Salt water.
08:02Unsalted water, five dollars a glass.
08:08Well, while Barney tries to figure that one out,
08:13let's watch my latest fun-filled adventure.
08:16He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
08:32You're carrying a mighty big ship in the cold,
08:36and there's varmints aiming to steal it.
08:38These desperadas are the worst in the territory.
08:47They'd do anything to get that gold.
08:50Oh, fortunately, none of that talk bothers me,
08:54because I'm very brave.
08:56Let's go, horsies.
08:58I love that Western talk.
09:00I love that Western talk.
09:10What's up, partner?
09:12Oh, driver, can you give a lady in distress a ride?
09:30Why, of course.
09:33Always give a lady in distress a ride.
09:36That's the code of the West.
09:40It's a pleasure to have your company.
09:43Being a stage driver can be very boring.
09:47I guarantee you won't be bored.
09:49This time, catchin' chitchin'.
09:51She has a beautiful laugh, doesn't she?
09:58There's one thing I'd like to tell you, ma'am.
10:01You're going to tell me I'm beautiful, right?
10:05Right?
10:05No, but I would like to tell you
10:08to watch out for low limbs.
10:12Oh, she's gone.
10:15I hope it wasn't something I said.
10:21Driver, can you give a lady in distress a ride?
10:33Of course.
10:34Always give a lady in distress a ride.
10:38I know that's the code of the West.
10:40It's amazing how quick things get around.
10:44You know, you look familiar.
10:46Ah, I bet you say that to all the girls.
10:49Oh, my, there's some very hard tumbleweed out here.
11:04There's something I have to tell you, ma'am.
11:25I don't have time now.
11:28I just want to tell you
11:30there's some very hard tumbleweed out here.
11:33Driver, can you give a lady in distress a ride?
11:51Did you ever get the feeling he's been there before?
11:54My favorite water hole.
12:11I best check this place out for varmints.
12:14That's real Western talk for
12:16checking this place out for varmints.
12:19There's a big chance.
12:25There's a big chance.
12:27There's a big chance.
12:28There's a big chance.
12:29There's a big chance.
12:30There's a big chance.
12:31There's a big chance.
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12:33There's a big chance.
12:34There's a big chance.
12:35There's a big chance.
12:36There's a big chance.
12:37There's a big chance.
12:38There's a big chance.
12:39There's a big chance.
12:40There's a big chance.
12:41There's a big chance.
12:42There's a big chance.
12:43There's a big chance.
12:44There's a big chance.
12:45There's a big chance.
12:46There's a big chance.
12:47There's a big chance.
12:48There's a big chance.
12:49There's a big chance.
12:50It's a good thing that no one knows the gold is under the coat seat.
13:04Well, I'll be in the coat.
13:07Gold, gold, all mine.
13:14Wait for me.
13:20Oh, my. There's the varmints.
13:25I guess I have to resort to an old western hero thing.
13:38We've got you Desperado varmints now. Good work, Troopy.
13:43The trapping varmints with fake gold ship, my trick, worked again.
13:48Is this any way to treat a lady?
13:52Yeah. What happened to the coat of the west?
13:55The coat of the west also says, bad guys lose.
14:06Hello, folks.
14:14Michelangelo, eat your heart out.
14:18Oh, he is far out. He is way far out.
14:27That is ridiculous.
14:30No, it's a loss. Shall we?
14:33I love stories with happy endings.
14:42You know.
14:48Will you see what Tom and Jamie are up to?
14:51No, I appreciate it.
15:04We are up to you.
15:08You know, Tom and Jamie are up to you.
15:09Who's the most recent years?
15:10Oh, my.
15:11Who's the most recent years?
15:11Good luck.
15:12You know, Tom and Jamie are up to you.
15:13Who's the most recent years?
15:14Well, Tom and Jamie are up to you.
15:14You know.
15:15Yes, I'll be ready.
15:16I know.
15:17That's it for rehearsal, folks.
15:34Everybody back for the concert in three hours, please.
15:39Take a break, Yasha.
15:41You've earned it.
15:42I don't like to leave my rare Stradivarius even for a moment.
15:48But what could happen in an empty and...
16:12...that I'm going to do with the concerto.
16:24Here's the Stradivarius.
16:26Don't forget to leave the concerto.
16:27Don't forget to leave the concerto.
16:31You're welcome.
16:32And here's another one.
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