00:00Hi, folk.
00:30The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show.
01:00Let's go and remember our motto.
01:09We move it fast and safe.
01:11Yeah, right on, Slick.
01:15We move it fast and, uh...
01:19What's the rest of that motto?
01:22Safe! Safe! Safe!
01:25Yeah, safe. Got it. Safe.
01:29Who's that, Slick?
01:31I think I'll shorten our motto to just we move it.
01:34It's time for the next Tom and Jerry cartoon.
01:37So drop everything.
01:41Oh, me and my big mouth.
01:45Oh, I've got to go.
01:54Oh, you know what the hell?
01:57Oh, no.
02:00Oh, no.
02:03Oh, no.
02:04Oh, no.
02:05Oh, no.
02:07Oh, no.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, my God.
03:08Oh, my God.
03:38I've done it.
03:41I've created the perfect robot dog.
03:47What strength?
03:48What power?
03:50Wait till I tell Dr. Frankenstein.
04:08Oh, my God.
04:37Oh, my God.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:37Oh, my God.
06:07Oh, my God.
06:37Oh, my God.
07:07Oh, my God.
07:37Oh, my God.
08:08Well, while Barney tries to figure that one out, let's watch my latest fun-filled adventure.
08:16Oh, my God.
08:46He can say that again.
09:16Oh, my God.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:18Oh, my God.
09:20Oh, my God.
09:21Oh, my God.
09:23Your mission.
09:25Oh, my God.
09:27Oh, my God.
09:28Oh, my God.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:30Oh, my God.
09:31Oh, my God.
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33Oh, my God.
09:34Oh, my God.
09:35Oh, my God.
09:36Oh, my God.
09:38Oh, my God.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42Oh, my God.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44Oh, my God.
09:45Oh, my God.
09:46Oh, my God.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:48that kind of talk for the honor of the legion i love that kind of talk don't you
10:04to help you in your mission i am giving you the lesion manual on how to catch bad guys
10:13you will find it handy to complete your mission and also to swat flies
10:31to catch a bad guy first you must find him
10:41my faithful camel steve is following ollie ben slick's tracks
10:48he can do that because he has a keen nose and also because ollie ben
11:00left a trail of peanut brittle
11:10aha that legionnaire has fallen for the trail of peanut brittle trick
11:18once i get rid of him the jewels will be mine forever
11:22bad guys often hide behind trees that's because they can't hide in front of them
11:34he'll pick up the hat and i'll cut the rope and he'll go to the moon
11:38one must be careful when capturing a devious crook because they are devious
11:48ah a hat on a bush this must be a clue isn't that exciting
12:03this is it foolproof goodbye legionnaire
12:26a clue to the whereabouts of bad guys often can be found from the local inhabitants
12:43here's one now excuse me ma'am have you seen the devious ollie ben slick
12:50he's in the tent the beast
13:02i got you now
13:08i surrender i surrender
13:10legionnaire droopy you have captured ali ben slick and rescued the diamonds
13:30i'll give you anything you want you want a promotion no i want
13:36of course you want a vacation so you can be with the beautiful girls
13:45oh no
13:47then what do you want i want to finish reading the manual i hope it has a happy ending
14:06a picture is better than a thousand words except maybe hi folks
14:23you know you know i grow my own carrots
14:26and now mr know-it-all here's the question of the week why is the ocean filled with water
14:43because there's no other place to put it
14:45ahhh if you're still in the mood to laugh watch this tom and jerry
15:03what the
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15:16you
15:19like
15:19you
15:31you
15:34Oh, boy, it's lunchtime.
16:04Oh, I gotta sit right down here and have a nice, peaceful, uneventful lunch.
16:34This looks like a nice, quiet spot.
16:59That cat is making it hard for me to keep my sunny disposition.
17:04Yeah, peaceful lunch.
17:20Absolutely no interference on that cat.
17:24I saw you take my sandwich.
17:38Now, what did you do with it?
17:39Don't lie to me, Fuzzvolley.
17:42I seen you when you done it.
17:44You'll follow me once more, cat.
17:46I mean, just once more, and I'm gonna make you a permanent part of this construction site.
17:52Understand?
17:53Oh.
17:55All right, then.
17:56Now, get drunk.
17:59Shut up!
18:00All right, now, get drunk.
18:30All right, now, get drunk.
18:48Safe at last. That cat won't be able to bother me now.
19:18Let's get it, cat. You've bugged me for the last time. Come down here and get what's coming to you.
19:24I hate cats. Somebody, anybody, stop that cat!
19:54Thanks a lot, little buddy. I'll take it from here.
20:03How do I catch him now?
20:16I told you that if you bothered me again, I'd make you a permanent part of this construction site.
20:24When you're in the building, you'll find me a permanent part of that building.
20:34I quote you and I love you.
20:39You're going to be a permanent part of this building and you're going to be a permanent part in the building situation.
20:46Transcription by CastingWords
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