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Join baby Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, and the whole gang as their nursery transforms into a world of imagination! In this classic Season 6 episode, the Muppets set sail for a grand discovery as "Kermo Polo."

From high-seas antics to creative problem-solving, this episode captures the magic and heart that made the Muppet Babies a Saturday morning staple. Grab your favorite snack and get ready for a trip down memory lane!

Muppet Babies, The New Adventures of Kermo Polo, Season 6 Episode 10, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal, Jim Henson, 80s Cartoons, 90s Cartoons, Saturday Morning Cartoons, Classic Animation, Timeless Toons, Retro Cartoons, Childhood Memories, Kermo Polo, Muppet Babies Full Episodes.

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00:00You want to follow and say things you do to say for you.
00:06When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there,
00:12just close your eyes and see, and you can be angry.
00:34Nanko!
00:36Hello!
00:40Hello!
00:44Uh, Radar's picked up the one they call Animal, sir.
00:48Full speed ahead, men! We're going after him!
00:51Aye-aye, sir.
00:57I know you're here somewhere, Animal!
01:00Ah-ha!
01:01Ah!
01:02Oh, boy.
01:09Come on, Animal. You know the rules. If I touch you, you're it.
01:14Now, no funny business.
01:19My butt!
01:20Come on, Animal. This isn't fair!
01:23Ha! Got you at last! And you thought you fooled me!
01:26Animal? Animal?
01:29Shush! This isn't Animal!
01:32What?
01:32Huh?
01:33Marco!
01:34Hello!
01:36Piggy?
01:39Don't sneak him off me!
01:41Well, get out of my way!
01:43Piggy?
01:44Skeeter?
01:45Uh-oh-oh!
01:46Shhh!
01:50I got you both!
01:51Ha!
01:52Ha!
01:55Ha!
01:57Hello, Kermit!
01:59Oh, gosh!
02:00Ooh!
02:01Hi, Nanny!
02:02What are you doing, kid?
02:04We're playing Marco Polo!
02:06Yeah! Ha!
02:06And Kermit's it!
02:08Yeah!
02:09Shoo!
02:09And it seems like I've been it all day!
02:12Why, Kermit, you're not giving up, are you?
02:15The real Marco Polo would never give up!
02:18The real Marco Polo?
02:20Isn't he the guy who invented the polo stick?
02:23No, silly!
02:24Marco Polo is a famous fashion designer!
02:27Right, Nanny?
02:28Well, actually, Piggy, you're both wrong!
02:32What?
02:32Marco Polo was a famous explorer!
02:36Oh!
02:36That Marco Polo!
02:38I think I have a book somewhere!
02:41I know!
02:42It's in the other room!
02:43Come on!
02:49Ah, here it is!
02:52This should explain all about him!
03:02Hey, what's that, Nanny?
03:04That's a map of the world!
03:06Where's the nursery?
03:07Oh, I'm afraid the nursery isn't on this map, Fozzy!
03:11Well, shouldn't we get a new one, Nanny?
03:13Yeah!
03:13What if we get lost?
03:15Oh, kids!
03:16This particular map is very, very old!
03:20It was made in a time when people thought the seas were full of sea monsters!
03:24And the earth was flat!
03:26And if you went too far, you might fall off!
03:28Wow!
03:29Oh, here!
03:31That's true, isn't it?
03:32Oh, brother!
03:34Tell us about Marco Polo, Nanny!
03:36Well, Marco Polo was one of the first people from Europe, over here, to visit places like India and China,
03:44over here!
03:46He was a great explorer, trader, and discoverer!
03:49Wow!
03:50A great discoverer!
03:59Whoa!
04:01Whoa!
04:02Hey!
04:02Watch out, Polo!
04:04You're gonna mess up my new wind!
04:06It's not my fault, miss!
04:08Kermapolo's driving!
04:09Again?
04:10You're going to sell my mates and me!
04:13Tell them how you're ho-hee-hee!
04:19Hobbit!
04:20Smile!
04:24What are you doing?
04:25Why are you dressed like that?
04:28I'm a tourist!
04:30Isn't this the Kermapolo Luxury Cruise?
04:32Does this look like a luxury cruise to you?
04:35I think you're a couple of centuries off, Fozzie.
04:39Boy, I gotta talk to my travel agent!
04:42Whoa!
04:45Whoa!
04:49Whoa!
04:49Whoa!
04:52Whoa!
04:54Whoa!
04:54Whoa!
04:54Whoa!
04:54Say cheese!
04:58Whoa!
05:02Whoa!
05:03Whoa!
05:03Oh, Kermapolo!
05:05Why don't you take off that silly blindfold so you can see where you're going?
05:09Are you kidding?
05:10I don't want to see those sea monsters!
05:13They scare me!
05:15Whoa!
05:16Whoa!
05:16Whoa!
05:17Whoa!
05:17Whoa!
05:17Whoa!
05:17Whoa!
05:20Whoa!
05:21Whoa!
05:24Whoa!
05:26Whoa!
05:28Jake!
05:29Where are we?
05:31Ever heard of the Great Wall of China?
05:34No!
05:34Uh-uh!
05:35Uh-uh!
05:36See?
05:37I do make my best discoveries blindfolded!
05:42Hi!
05:47Oh, boy!
05:48Uh-oh!
05:48Nice going!
05:50Huh?
05:51Uh-uh!
05:52Uh-uh!
05:52Uh-uh!
05:53The Great Con isn't gonna like this!
05:56Huh?
05:57The Great Con!
05:58That's what I thought she said!
06:00Who are you?
06:01I am Skeeter Con!
06:04I am Skeeter Con!
06:04And I am Scooter Con Not!
06:06And not what?
06:08Yeah!
06:09Whoa!
06:10Never mind!
06:13Here!
06:15Put your glasses on!
06:18Thanks!
06:19Who are you?
06:21Well, um...
06:22I'm Kermopolo!
06:24Famous explorer, discoverer, and trader!
06:26This is my crew!
06:27And we just discovered China!
06:29A whole lot of China!
06:31How do you figure?
06:32We were here first, remember?
06:34Yeah!
06:36Oh, darn it!
06:37Hmm!
06:37Oh, gee!
06:39I didn't think of that!
06:40Okay!
06:41Back in the boat, men!
06:42Wait a second!
06:44The Great Con insists on meeting all visitors!
06:47Besides, we could use yourself!
06:49Huh?
06:52Geez!
06:53This exploring business isn't all that it's cracked up to be!
06:56You can say that again!
06:59What?
07:00Uh!
07:03Ha!
07:11Announce us to the Great Con!
07:14Okay!
07:16Ah!
07:18Boy, that's some doorbell!
07:22Urra!
07:26Not again!
07:28Gonzo, you're supposed to be the Great Kong, not King Kong.
07:33Whoops. Just a sec.
07:40Sorry.
07:41I am the Great Gonzo Kong, and you are my honored guests.
07:48Welcome.
08:04Listen, Your Highness.
08:07Yes?
08:09These honored guests of yours just put a crack in the Great Wall.
08:14We didn't mean to, Mr. Kong.
08:17Who cares about a little crack in the wall when there's such a vision of loveliness before us?
08:23Huh?
08:24Where?
08:26Hey, watch it.
08:27Allow me to help you with those dishes.
08:30Hey, girl.
08:33Oh, my.
08:37If you ask me, that wall's not the only thing around here that's cracked.
08:42Now, what can the Great Kong do for you?
08:46Well, we've come to trade, Your Majesty.
08:49Trade, huh? Tell me more.
08:57Wow. Can you do that again?
09:00Actually, the Great Kong never repeats a trick.
09:03But how about this?
09:05Oh.
09:07Wow. Thanks.
09:09Oh, boy.
09:10Must have been a breeze.
09:13So, uh, you have Willie Mays?
09:15How about Duke Snyder?
09:17Um, well, actually, I forgot my baseball cards.
09:20Oh.
09:21No baseball cards, huh?
09:23Gosh, I guess I don't have anything to trade.
09:26What about her?
09:28Huh?
09:28What?
09:29I'll trade you an original Babe Ruth for her.
09:33Wow.
09:34Kermel?
09:35Hey, cool.
09:36You don't have a Babe Ruth, Kermel.
09:38What?
09:39Okay.
09:40I'll throw in a Fernando Valenzuela.
09:43Wow.
09:43That's a good trade.
09:45Oh, whose side are you on, Bear?
09:48Wow.
09:48Boy, you're a tough trader, Kermel.
09:51Tell you what, you can have the Colfax, too.
09:53Wow.
09:54Stop that.
09:55Now, let me get this straight.
09:57You're offering a Babe Ruth, a Fernando Valenzuela,
10:00and a Colfax for the peg.
10:03Go for it.
10:04Make the trade, Kermel.
10:05Can you believe this?
10:08Now, listen, Mr. Kondo Kahn.
10:11I'm a person, not a thing, and I'm not your trade.
10:16Do you understand?
10:19Let's eat.
10:23Nitwit.
10:24Nice timing animal.
10:26Welcome.
10:36Ah, my latest creation.
10:40Noodles.
10:41Wow.
10:42Wow.
10:43Yummy.
10:44A little sauce, and you'd really have something here.
10:47Here's your tomato juice, almighty Kahn.
10:51Whoa.
10:56Wow.
10:57See what I mean?
10:58Hold it.
11:00Could you stop with those flash bulbs?
11:03My eyeballs are working overtime here.
11:05Oh, sorry.
11:08Hey, this is a great picture.
11:11And it's not even my good side.
11:14If you think that's good, you should see these.
11:19Oh.
11:19Who would have thought such beauty could be captured on film?
11:23Give me that picture.
11:25Tell you what.
11:26I'll trade you to Babe Ruth, the Balanzuela, and the Colfax for these pictures.
11:31Wow.
11:32You can't let him have that picture, Kermel.
11:35I'll throw in the noodles.
11:36And I can take him home with me?
11:38Yep.
11:39Deal.
11:39What?
11:40Done.
11:41And that's how Marco Polo brought noodles from the Orient to Italy.
11:45But gee, Nanny, didn't Marco Polo discover anything new?
11:50Spaghetti was new to Marco and the people back in Europe, Kermit.
11:54And that's not all he discovered.
11:57Thanks to Marco Polo, maps of the world went from this to this.
12:01Wow.
12:03Wow.
12:04Wow.
12:05Did Kermel, I mean Marco Polo, discover all those places?
12:09Not by himself.
12:11But his discoveries inspired other explorers like Columbus, and Magellan, and Captain Cook,
12:17and Sir Francis Drake to race all over the world looking for people, places, and things of wonder.
12:24Oh, Sir Francis Drake.
12:27Ah.
12:28I can see it now.
12:36Quick, man.
12:38Man the hoop deck.
12:39Yeah.
12:40Oh, no.
12:41Big boys.
12:43Grandfather Hatchett.
12:44Yeah.
12:47Huh?
12:51Shiver me ear bones.
12:52What's that?
12:54Great.
12:55It'd be Kermel Polo, that famous explorer, discoverer, and noodle trigger.
13:01He beyond to a discovery or my name isn't Sir God's own drink.
13:05Aha!
13:07Just as I suspected.
13:09Terra Affirmative.
13:11I'll have to beat him to it.
13:13Hey, Kermel Polo!
13:14Last one to yonder shore of the rock weirdo.
13:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:20He he.
13:20Are you kidding?
13:22I could beat you blindfolded.
13:24I'm over here, Kermel.
13:26Oh.
13:27Sorry.
13:28Well, I could beat you.
13:31My nose tight behind my back.
13:34Really?
13:35Just.
13:36No!
13:37No!
13:37I'll be you.
13:39Yep.
13:39Rolf Mushburger here for Wide World of Quartz on the scene of this year's Discovery Cup.
13:45And what a race it's turning out to be.
13:48Piloting his famous ship, the Golden Schnuzz, and representing Queen Camilla.
13:54The fashion blade of the high seas, Sir Gonzo Drake.
14:00Nice hat, Drake.
14:01He he.
14:02And representing the nursery, that veteran explorer, discoverer, trainer extraordinaire,
14:09Kermel, can't find it if it's right in front of my face, Polo.
14:15Oh, good.
14:16Over here, Kermel.
14:17Oh, uh, great.
14:18Thanks, Polo.
14:19Well, it looks like this race may be over sooner than we expected.
14:23Kermel Polo is headed right for the edge of the world.
14:26Huh?
14:27Are you?
14:28Oh, boy.
14:29Hey, Mushburger.
14:30No fair helpin' him out.
14:32Sorry.
14:33Kermel Polo's gaining on us.
14:35Spin the sails.
14:36Reef the runner.
14:37Jump the jet, men.
14:39Ah.
14:40Men?
14:43All hands on deck.
14:46Third mate, Scooter, reporting, Sir.
14:49Fourth mate, Scooter, reporting, Sir.
14:52Where's the first and second mates?
14:54Overboard.
14:56Achoo.
14:56Overboard.
14:58Achoo.
14:59Never heard of it.
15:00I said, all hands on deck.
15:03Oh, not here.
15:04All hands in the air.
15:06Put both hands out.
15:08I'll shake them all up.
15:10You're doing the hoity pokey.
15:12Excuse me, Sir Gonzo.
15:13Yes?
15:14Do you really think it's fair for you to have a crew when Kermel Polo was doing the whole
15:18race alone?
15:20A crew?
15:22What crew?
15:24I don't see any crew.
15:26We're down here.
15:29Oh!
15:30That crew here.
15:32And we're not coming back till you get rid of the stupid hat and take some dancing lessons.
15:38What?
15:38You're me?
15:39I won't stand for it.
15:42Maybe I'll sit for it.
15:43Oh boy.
15:49Looks like it's going to be a close one.
15:52The crowd is going wild.
15:58It's Colonel Polo.
16:00No, it's Sir Gonzo Drake.
16:02Polo Drake, it's a photo finish.
16:04Got it.
16:05Huh?
16:06Yeah boy.
16:08I, Colonel Polo, hereby claim this island and everything on its board.
16:15Just for your money.
16:16No, Queen Trimilla.
16:18Oh!
16:20That's my foot you're claiming.
16:22Well, what's your foot doing on my island?
16:24Your island?
16:25I was here first.
16:27We're not.
16:28Was too.
16:29Uh, Rolf?
16:30I think we need some help here.
16:33Well, Colonel, Sir Gonzo, from my vantage point it looks like...
16:37Ha-ha!
16:38Can it, Mushburger?
16:41Oops.
16:42Looks like this island's already been discovered, fellas.
16:44You can say that again.
16:46Darn.
16:47Just once I'd like to discover something before anybody else.
16:51Well, you didn't.
16:52I was here first.
16:54I'm Captain Cook and this is Sandwich Island.
16:57It is?
16:59Uh-huh.
17:00Where delicious delights grow on every tree.
17:03What do you like?
17:05We've got your tuna fish tree.
17:07Your egg salad tree.
17:09And my own personal flavorite.
17:11The peanut butter and jelly bean tree.
17:14Ugh.
17:15Ah, tell me, my little green puff.
17:17Have you found the sardine liverwurst peppermint and hot sauce tree?
17:22Certainly not.
17:24Uh-huh.
17:25Then there's still stuff out there to be discovered.
17:32What's this?
17:34Animal Island.
17:38Uh-huh.
17:42Animal discover.
17:44Animal?
17:45What?
17:46Well, you've got to admit, Captain Cook, this island does look a lot like animals work.
17:51What do you think, Ralph?
17:53Well, Kermo, we'll have to leave that final decision up to our resident explorer expert, Nanny Garagiola.
18:01So, Nanny, who did win this race?
18:04Well, Ralph, I think all these explorers are the winners.
18:08Huh?
18:08You are?
18:10Why, sure.
18:12Because before the discovery race started, the people over here didn't even know that the people over here and here
18:19and here existed.
18:22And that's how they figured out the world looks like this.
18:25Right, Nanny?
18:26That's right, Ralph.
18:27So, um, everything's been discovered, huh, Nanny?
18:31Oh, no, Kermit.
18:32Not everything.
18:33Take the fountain of youth.
18:35Huh?
18:35Pots de Leon spent years looking for that.
18:38And he never did find it.
18:40Oh, my.
18:42I almost forgot.
18:43I have a special surprise cookie for you kids.
18:47Oh, I hope it's a sardine liverwurst peppermint hot sauce sandwich.
18:50I never did find that tree.
18:53Oh, yuck.
18:54Manzo.
18:55Hey, I've got an idea.
18:57I bet we could have found the fountain of youth.
19:01Oh, Kermie, won't you let me help you with that?
19:04Um, er, sure.
19:05I guess so.
19:08There.
19:10Isn't that better?
19:12Yeah, it is.
19:16There.
19:20There.
19:21There.
19:21There.
19:21There.
19:21There.
19:22There.
19:23Now, it's gotta be around here somewhere.
19:26I can't believe you didn't bring a map.
19:30Oh, I never needed one before.
19:32That's cause you couldn't see before.
19:35Oh, great.
19:37Now we'll never find the fountain of youth.
19:39Did somebody say find?
19:41Huh?
19:42What's that?
19:43Having trouble finding something?
19:46Step right up to Pots de Leon's fountain of youth explorer stuff.
19:50Huh?
19:50Pots de Leon?
19:52Why should we listen to you?
19:54Whatever happened to that fountain of youth?
19:56I didn't find it.
19:57And you know why?
19:59No.
20:00Because I didn't have the right stuff.
20:03But I do now.
20:09Listen.
20:10One, two, six.
20:11If you're gonna walk a walk to explore.
20:14What?
20:14When you wanna go where no one has gone before.
20:17Being funny is fine.
20:19But it's not enough.
20:20When the going gets tough, you gotta have the right stuff.
20:24What about a map?
20:25Yeah, of course you need a cap.
20:27Or you probably need a portable phone.
20:29No.
20:30Or half a sandwich for a bologna.
20:33That once was actually owned by Christopher Columbus.
20:38He should've had this compass.
20:40Don't we need a map?
20:42Nah, I never take a nap.
20:43Today we're having a two-for-one sale on empty toothpaste tubes.
20:47They're great doorstops and look real good in your hair.
20:49The bravest explorers in history.
20:52Were afraid to leave home without talking to me.
20:56Say habla espanol.
20:58Huh?
20:58In case you wanna sail in the dark.
21:01Here's a light I got from Lewis and Clark.
21:04Huh?
21:04Or a sock that walked on the moon.
21:07There's only one left.
21:09True.
21:09You'd better get it soon.
21:11Tomatoes are fine, but they're not enough.
21:13Whoa!
21:14You absolutely, positively, really gotta have the right stuff!
21:19Oh, and you better take a map.
21:21You'll be lost without one.
21:23Whoops.
21:24So, do you have one or not?
21:26Sure.
21:27See?
21:28Oh, great.
21:30It's broken.
21:31You know it's broken?
21:36Good work, animal.
21:40Oh, no!
21:41Oh, no!
21:41What are we gonna do?
21:43We'll do what all good explorers do.
21:46I think, follow the map.
21:49Oh, good!
21:49Oh, great!
21:53Do you think we'll find this fountain of use before we get old?
22:02Camilla!
22:04What are you doing here, Dolly?
22:06Hey, look!
22:07Wow!
22:08My teddy!
22:11Gotcha!
22:12Hey, look!
22:13We're here!
22:14We are?
22:15Hooray!
22:17Hooray!
22:17Hooray!
22:18Hooray!
22:19But it's a mountain of use, not a fountain of use, Foz.
22:23No wonder I couldn't find it.
22:25I was looking for the wrong thing.
22:27That would do it.
22:29I, Kermel Polo, hereby claim this mountain for Nanny and all us great explorers!
22:36Yay!
22:37What's all the excitement about, kids?
22:39We just discovered the nursery, Nanny, and it's right here.
22:44Whoops!
22:45Sorry!
22:47Don't worry, kids.
22:48I'll fix it after we eat.
22:50I've made you a great Marco Polo lunch.
22:52Really?
22:54Uh-huh.
22:54Spaghetti and meatballs with silk placemats from the Orient.
22:58Yay!
22:59Yay!
23:00Yay!
23:09Every Saturday evening, you get not one, not two, not three, but four pork chops and wallaby
23:15squash and grumble scaring, toddler tearing, Nicktoons in a row on Tug Rocco on Real Monsters
23:21and Rugrats.
23:22This ought to be good.
23:24So don't miss two straight hours of Nicktoons.
23:26Huh?
23:26Today and every Saturday evening at 6, 5 Central.
23:29Only on Nick.
23:30Now stay tuned for Beetlejuice.
23:32Next on Nick.
23:45Oh, boy!
23:46This is it!
23:47My new supersonic jet-powered stupid bow!
23:52With this new laser-powered stupid arrow, I can make Piggy my valentine!
23:58Ooh!
24:00Yadadadadada!
24:00Now how do you make this thing work?
24:03Mmm!
24:04Ooh!
24:04Whopper!
24:07Yadadadadada!
24:08Yadadadadadadada!
24:09Stupid bow!
24:09Bye-bye!
24:11Yadadadadadada!
24:12Yadadadadadadada!
24:13Yadadadadadada!
24:13Amen.
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