00:00You want to follow and say things you do to say for you.
00:06When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there,
00:12just close your eyes and see, and you can be angry.
00:34Nanko!
00:36Hello!
00:40Hello!
00:44Uh, Radar's picked up the one they call Animal, sir.
00:48Full speed ahead, men! We're going after him!
00:51Aye-aye, sir.
00:57I know you're here somewhere, Animal!
01:00Ah-ha!
01:01Ah!
01:02Oh, boy.
01:09Come on, Animal. You know the rules. If I touch you, you're it.
01:14Now, no funny business.
01:19My butt!
01:20Come on, Animal. This isn't fair!
01:23Ha! Got you at last! And you thought you fooled me!
01:26Animal? Animal?
01:29Shush! This isn't Animal!
01:32What?
01:32Huh?
01:33Marco!
01:34Hello!
01:36Piggy?
01:39Don't sneak him off me!
01:41Well, get out of my way!
01:43Piggy?
01:44Skeeter?
01:45Uh-oh-oh!
01:46Shhh!
01:50I got you both!
01:51Ha!
01:52Ha!
01:55Ha!
01:57Hello, Kermit!
01:59Oh, gosh!
02:00Ooh!
02:01Hi, Nanny!
02:02What are you doing, kid?
02:04We're playing Marco Polo!
02:06Yeah! Ha!
02:06And Kermit's it!
02:08Yeah!
02:09Shoo!
02:09And it seems like I've been it all day!
02:12Why, Kermit, you're not giving up, are you?
02:15The real Marco Polo would never give up!
02:18The real Marco Polo?
02:20Isn't he the guy who invented the polo stick?
02:23No, silly!
02:24Marco Polo is a famous fashion designer!
02:27Right, Nanny?
02:28Well, actually, Piggy, you're both wrong!
02:32What?
02:32Marco Polo was a famous explorer!
02:36Oh!
02:36That Marco Polo!
02:38I think I have a book somewhere!
02:41I know!
02:42It's in the other room!
02:43Come on!
02:49Ah, here it is!
02:52This should explain all about him!
03:02Hey, what's that, Nanny?
03:04That's a map of the world!
03:06Where's the nursery?
03:07Oh, I'm afraid the nursery isn't on this map, Fozzy!
03:11Well, shouldn't we get a new one, Nanny?
03:13Yeah!
03:13What if we get lost?
03:15Oh, kids!
03:16This particular map is very, very old!
03:20It was made in a time when people thought the seas were full of sea monsters!
03:24And the earth was flat!
03:26And if you went too far, you might fall off!
03:28Wow!
03:29Oh, here!
03:31That's true, isn't it?
03:32Oh, brother!
03:34Tell us about Marco Polo, Nanny!
03:36Well, Marco Polo was one of the first people from Europe, over here, to visit places like India and China,
03:44over here!
03:46He was a great explorer, trader, and discoverer!
03:49Wow!
03:50A great discoverer!
03:59Whoa!
04:01Whoa!
04:02Hey!
04:02Watch out, Polo!
04:04You're gonna mess up my new wind!
04:06It's not my fault, miss!
04:08Kermapolo's driving!
04:09Again?
04:10You're going to sell my mates and me!
04:13Tell them how you're ho-hee-hee!
04:19Hobbit!
04:20Smile!
04:24What are you doing?
04:25Why are you dressed like that?
04:28I'm a tourist!
04:30Isn't this the Kermapolo Luxury Cruise?
04:32Does this look like a luxury cruise to you?
04:35I think you're a couple of centuries off, Fozzie.
04:39Boy, I gotta talk to my travel agent!
04:42Whoa!
04:45Whoa!
04:49Whoa!
04:49Whoa!
04:52Whoa!
04:54Whoa!
04:54Whoa!
04:54Whoa!
04:54Say cheese!
04:58Whoa!
05:02Whoa!
05:03Whoa!
05:03Oh, Kermapolo!
05:05Why don't you take off that silly blindfold so you can see where you're going?
05:09Are you kidding?
05:10I don't want to see those sea monsters!
05:13They scare me!
05:15Whoa!
05:16Whoa!
05:16Whoa!
05:17Whoa!
05:17Whoa!
05:17Whoa!
05:17Whoa!
05:20Whoa!
05:21Whoa!
05:24Whoa!
05:26Whoa!
05:28Jake!
05:29Where are we?
05:31Ever heard of the Great Wall of China?
05:34No!
05:34Uh-uh!
05:35Uh-uh!
05:36See?
05:37I do make my best discoveries blindfolded!
05:42Hi!
05:47Oh, boy!
05:48Uh-oh!
05:48Nice going!
05:50Huh?
05:51Uh-uh!
05:52Uh-uh!
05:52Uh-uh!
05:53The Great Con isn't gonna like this!
05:56Huh?
05:57The Great Con!
05:58That's what I thought she said!
06:00Who are you?
06:01I am Skeeter Con!
06:04I am Skeeter Con!
06:04And I am Scooter Con Not!
06:06And not what?
06:08Yeah!
06:09Whoa!
06:10Never mind!
06:13Here!
06:15Put your glasses on!
06:18Thanks!
06:19Who are you?
06:21Well, um...
06:22I'm Kermopolo!
06:24Famous explorer, discoverer, and trader!
06:26This is my crew!
06:27And we just discovered China!
06:29A whole lot of China!
06:31How do you figure?
06:32We were here first, remember?
06:34Yeah!
06:36Oh, darn it!
06:37Hmm!
06:37Oh, gee!
06:39I didn't think of that!
06:40Okay!
06:41Back in the boat, men!
06:42Wait a second!
06:44The Great Con insists on meeting all visitors!
06:47Besides, we could use yourself!
06:49Huh?
06:52Geez!
06:53This exploring business isn't all that it's cracked up to be!
06:56You can say that again!
06:59What?
07:00Uh!
07:03Ha!
07:11Announce us to the Great Con!
07:14Okay!
07:16Ah!
07:18Boy, that's some doorbell!
07:22Urra!
07:26Not again!
07:28Gonzo, you're supposed to be the Great Kong, not King Kong.
07:33Whoops. Just a sec.
07:40Sorry.
07:41I am the Great Gonzo Kong, and you are my honored guests.
07:48Welcome.
08:04Listen, Your Highness.
08:07Yes?
08:09These honored guests of yours just put a crack in the Great Wall.
08:14We didn't mean to, Mr. Kong.
08:17Who cares about a little crack in the wall when there's such a vision of loveliness before us?
08:23Huh?
08:24Where?
08:26Hey, watch it.
08:27Allow me to help you with those dishes.
08:30Hey, girl.
08:33Oh, my.
08:37If you ask me, that wall's not the only thing around here that's cracked.
08:42Now, what can the Great Kong do for you?
08:46Well, we've come to trade, Your Majesty.
08:49Trade, huh? Tell me more.
08:57Wow. Can you do that again?
09:00Actually, the Great Kong never repeats a trick.
09:03But how about this?
09:05Oh.
09:07Wow. Thanks.
09:09Oh, boy.
09:10Must have been a breeze.
09:13So, uh, you have Willie Mays?
09:15How about Duke Snyder?
09:17Um, well, actually, I forgot my baseball cards.
09:20Oh.
09:21No baseball cards, huh?
09:23Gosh, I guess I don't have anything to trade.
09:26What about her?
09:28Huh?
09:28What?
09:29I'll trade you an original Babe Ruth for her.
09:33Wow.
09:34Kermel?
09:35Hey, cool.
09:36You don't have a Babe Ruth, Kermel.
09:38What?
09:39Okay.
09:40I'll throw in a Fernando Valenzuela.
09:43Wow.
09:43That's a good trade.
09:45Oh, whose side are you on, Bear?
09:48Wow.
09:48Boy, you're a tough trader, Kermel.
09:51Tell you what, you can have the Colfax, too.
09:53Wow.
09:54Stop that.
09:55Now, let me get this straight.
09:57You're offering a Babe Ruth, a Fernando Valenzuela,
10:00and a Colfax for the peg.
10:03Go for it.
10:04Make the trade, Kermel.
10:05Can you believe this?
10:08Now, listen, Mr. Kondo Kahn.
10:11I'm a person, not a thing, and I'm not your trade.
10:16Do you understand?
10:19Let's eat.
10:23Nitwit.
10:24Nice timing animal.
10:26Welcome.
10:36Ah, my latest creation.
10:40Noodles.
10:41Wow.
10:42Wow.
10:43Yummy.
10:44A little sauce, and you'd really have something here.
10:47Here's your tomato juice, almighty Kahn.
10:51Whoa.
10:56Wow.
10:57See what I mean?
10:58Hold it.
11:00Could you stop with those flash bulbs?
11:03My eyeballs are working overtime here.
11:05Oh, sorry.
11:08Hey, this is a great picture.
11:11And it's not even my good side.
11:14If you think that's good, you should see these.
11:19Oh.
11:19Who would have thought such beauty could be captured on film?
11:23Give me that picture.
11:25Tell you what.
11:26I'll trade you to Babe Ruth, the Balanzuela, and the Colfax for these pictures.
11:31Wow.
11:32You can't let him have that picture, Kermel.
11:35I'll throw in the noodles.
11:36And I can take him home with me?
11:38Yep.
11:39Deal.
11:39What?
11:40Done.
11:41And that's how Marco Polo brought noodles from the Orient to Italy.
11:45But gee, Nanny, didn't Marco Polo discover anything new?
11:50Spaghetti was new to Marco and the people back in Europe, Kermit.
11:54And that's not all he discovered.
11:57Thanks to Marco Polo, maps of the world went from this to this.
12:01Wow.
12:03Wow.
12:04Wow.
12:05Did Kermel, I mean Marco Polo, discover all those places?
12:09Not by himself.
12:11But his discoveries inspired other explorers like Columbus, and Magellan, and Captain Cook,
12:17and Sir Francis Drake to race all over the world looking for people, places, and things of wonder.
12:24Oh, Sir Francis Drake.
12:27Ah.
12:28I can see it now.
12:36Quick, man.
12:38Man the hoop deck.
12:39Yeah.
12:40Oh, no.
12:41Big boys.
12:43Grandfather Hatchett.
12:44Yeah.
12:47Huh?
12:51Shiver me ear bones.
12:52What's that?
12:54Great.
12:55It'd be Kermel Polo, that famous explorer, discoverer, and noodle trigger.
13:01He beyond to a discovery or my name isn't Sir God's own drink.
13:05Aha!
13:07Just as I suspected.
13:09Terra Affirmative.
13:11I'll have to beat him to it.
13:13Hey, Kermel Polo!
13:14Last one to yonder shore of the rock weirdo.
13:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:20He he.
13:20Are you kidding?
13:22I could beat you blindfolded.
13:24I'm over here, Kermel.
13:26Oh.
13:27Sorry.
13:28Well, I could beat you.
13:31My nose tight behind my back.
13:34Really?
13:35Just.
13:36No!
13:37No!
13:37I'll be you.
13:39Yep.
13:39Rolf Mushburger here for Wide World of Quartz on the scene of this year's Discovery Cup.
13:45And what a race it's turning out to be.
13:48Piloting his famous ship, the Golden Schnuzz, and representing Queen Camilla.
13:54The fashion blade of the high seas, Sir Gonzo Drake.
14:00Nice hat, Drake.
14:01He he.
14:02And representing the nursery, that veteran explorer, discoverer, trainer extraordinaire,
14:09Kermel, can't find it if it's right in front of my face, Polo.
14:15Oh, good.
14:16Over here, Kermel.
14:17Oh, uh, great.
14:18Thanks, Polo.
14:19Well, it looks like this race may be over sooner than we expected.
14:23Kermel Polo is headed right for the edge of the world.
14:26Huh?
14:27Are you?
14:28Oh, boy.
14:29Hey, Mushburger.
14:30No fair helpin' him out.
14:32Sorry.
14:33Kermel Polo's gaining on us.
14:35Spin the sails.
14:36Reef the runner.
14:37Jump the jet, men.
14:39Ah.
14:40Men?
14:43All hands on deck.
14:46Third mate, Scooter, reporting, Sir.
14:49Fourth mate, Scooter, reporting, Sir.
14:52Where's the first and second mates?
14:54Overboard.
14:56Achoo.
14:56Overboard.
14:58Achoo.
14:59Never heard of it.
15:00I said, all hands on deck.
15:03Oh, not here.
15:04All hands in the air.
15:06Put both hands out.
15:08I'll shake them all up.
15:10You're doing the hoity pokey.
15:12Excuse me, Sir Gonzo.
15:13Yes?
15:14Do you really think it's fair for you to have a crew when Kermel Polo was doing the whole
15:18race alone?
15:20A crew?
15:22What crew?
15:24I don't see any crew.
15:26We're down here.
15:29Oh!
15:30That crew here.
15:32And we're not coming back till you get rid of the stupid hat and take some dancing lessons.
15:38What?
15:38You're me?
15:39I won't stand for it.
15:42Maybe I'll sit for it.
15:43Oh boy.
15:49Looks like it's going to be a close one.
15:52The crowd is going wild.
15:58It's Colonel Polo.
16:00No, it's Sir Gonzo Drake.
16:02Polo Drake, it's a photo finish.
16:04Got it.
16:05Huh?
16:06Yeah boy.
16:08I, Colonel Polo, hereby claim this island and everything on its board.
16:15Just for your money.
16:16No, Queen Trimilla.
16:18Oh!
16:20That's my foot you're claiming.
16:22Well, what's your foot doing on my island?
16:24Your island?
16:25I was here first.
16:27We're not.
16:28Was too.
16:29Uh, Rolf?
16:30I think we need some help here.
16:33Well, Colonel, Sir Gonzo, from my vantage point it looks like...
16:37Ha-ha!
16:38Can it, Mushburger?
16:41Oops.
16:42Looks like this island's already been discovered, fellas.
16:44You can say that again.
16:46Darn.
16:47Just once I'd like to discover something before anybody else.
16:51Well, you didn't.
16:52I was here first.
16:54I'm Captain Cook and this is Sandwich Island.
16:57It is?
16:59Uh-huh.
17:00Where delicious delights grow on every tree.
17:03What do you like?
17:05We've got your tuna fish tree.
17:07Your egg salad tree.
17:09And my own personal flavorite.
17:11The peanut butter and jelly bean tree.
17:14Ugh.
17:15Ah, tell me, my little green puff.
17:17Have you found the sardine liverwurst peppermint and hot sauce tree?
17:22Certainly not.
17:24Uh-huh.
17:25Then there's still stuff out there to be discovered.
17:32What's this?
17:34Animal Island.
17:38Uh-huh.
17:42Animal discover.
17:44Animal?
17:45What?
17:46Well, you've got to admit, Captain Cook, this island does look a lot like animals work.
17:51What do you think, Ralph?
17:53Well, Kermo, we'll have to leave that final decision up to our resident explorer expert, Nanny Garagiola.
18:01So, Nanny, who did win this race?
18:04Well, Ralph, I think all these explorers are the winners.
18:08Huh?
18:08You are?
18:10Why, sure.
18:12Because before the discovery race started, the people over here didn't even know that the people over here and here
18:19and here existed.
18:22And that's how they figured out the world looks like this.
18:25Right, Nanny?
18:26That's right, Ralph.
18:27So, um, everything's been discovered, huh, Nanny?
18:31Oh, no, Kermit.
18:32Not everything.
18:33Take the fountain of youth.
18:35Huh?
18:35Pots de Leon spent years looking for that.
18:38And he never did find it.
18:40Oh, my.
18:42I almost forgot.
18:43I have a special surprise cookie for you kids.
18:47Oh, I hope it's a sardine liverwurst peppermint hot sauce sandwich.
18:50I never did find that tree.
18:53Oh, yuck.
18:54Manzo.
18:55Hey, I've got an idea.
18:57I bet we could have found the fountain of youth.
19:01Oh, Kermie, won't you let me help you with that?
19:04Um, er, sure.
19:05I guess so.
19:08There.
19:10Isn't that better?
19:12Yeah, it is.
19:16There.
19:20There.
19:21There.
19:21There.
19:21There.
19:21There.
19:22There.
19:23Now, it's gotta be around here somewhere.
19:26I can't believe you didn't bring a map.
19:30Oh, I never needed one before.
19:32That's cause you couldn't see before.
19:35Oh, great.
19:37Now we'll never find the fountain of youth.
19:39Did somebody say find?
19:41Huh?
19:42What's that?
19:43Having trouble finding something?
19:46Step right up to Pots de Leon's fountain of youth explorer stuff.
19:50Huh?
19:50Pots de Leon?
19:52Why should we listen to you?
19:54Whatever happened to that fountain of youth?
19:56I didn't find it.
19:57And you know why?
19:59No.
20:00Because I didn't have the right stuff.
20:03But I do now.
20:09Listen.
20:10One, two, six.
20:11If you're gonna walk a walk to explore.
20:14What?
20:14When you wanna go where no one has gone before.
20:17Being funny is fine.
20:19But it's not enough.
20:20When the going gets tough, you gotta have the right stuff.
20:24What about a map?
20:25Yeah, of course you need a cap.
20:27Or you probably need a portable phone.
20:29No.
20:30Or half a sandwich for a bologna.
20:33That once was actually owned by Christopher Columbus.
20:38He should've had this compass.
20:40Don't we need a map?
20:42Nah, I never take a nap.
20:43Today we're having a two-for-one sale on empty toothpaste tubes.
20:47They're great doorstops and look real good in your hair.
20:49The bravest explorers in history.
20:52Were afraid to leave home without talking to me.
20:56Say habla espanol.
20:58Huh?
20:58In case you wanna sail in the dark.
21:01Here's a light I got from Lewis and Clark.
21:04Huh?
21:04Or a sock that walked on the moon.
21:07There's only one left.
21:09True.
21:09You'd better get it soon.
21:11Tomatoes are fine, but they're not enough.
21:13Whoa!
21:14You absolutely, positively, really gotta have the right stuff!
21:19Oh, and you better take a map.
21:21You'll be lost without one.
21:23Whoops.
21:24So, do you have one or not?
21:26Sure.
21:27See?
21:28Oh, great.
21:30It's broken.
21:31You know it's broken?
21:36Good work, animal.
21:40Oh, no!
21:41Oh, no!
21:41What are we gonna do?
21:43We'll do what all good explorers do.
21:46I think, follow the map.
21:49Oh, good!
21:49Oh, great!
21:53Do you think we'll find this fountain of use before we get old?
22:02Camilla!
22:04What are you doing here, Dolly?
22:06Hey, look!
22:07Wow!
22:08My teddy!
22:11Gotcha!
22:12Hey, look!
22:13We're here!
22:14We are?
22:15Hooray!
22:17Hooray!
22:17Hooray!
22:18Hooray!
22:19But it's a mountain of use, not a fountain of use, Foz.
22:23No wonder I couldn't find it.
22:25I was looking for the wrong thing.
22:27That would do it.
22:29I, Kermel Polo, hereby claim this mountain for Nanny and all us great explorers!
22:36Yay!
22:37What's all the excitement about, kids?
22:39We just discovered the nursery, Nanny, and it's right here.
22:44Whoops!
22:45Sorry!
22:47Don't worry, kids.
22:48I'll fix it after we eat.
22:50I've made you a great Marco Polo lunch.
22:52Really?
22:54Uh-huh.
22:54Spaghetti and meatballs with silk placemats from the Orient.
22:58Yay!
22:59Yay!
23:00Yay!
23:09Every Saturday evening, you get not one, not two, not three, but four pork chops and wallaby
23:15squash and grumble scaring, toddler tearing, Nicktoons in a row on Tug Rocco on Real Monsters
23:21and Rugrats.
23:22This ought to be good.
23:24So don't miss two straight hours of Nicktoons.
23:26Huh?
23:26Today and every Saturday evening at 6, 5 Central.
23:29Only on Nick.
23:30Now stay tuned for Beetlejuice.
23:32Next on Nick.
23:45Oh, boy!
23:46This is it!
23:47My new supersonic jet-powered stupid bow!
23:52With this new laser-powered stupid arrow, I can make Piggy my valentine!
23:58Ooh!
24:00Yadadadadada!
24:00Now how do you make this thing work?
24:03Mmm!
24:04Ooh!
24:04Whopper!
24:07Yadadadadada!
24:08Yadadadadadadada!
24:09Stupid bow!
24:09Bye-bye!
24:11Yadadadadadada!
24:12Yadadadadadadada!
24:13Yadadadadadada!
24:13Amen.
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