00:05Ha-ha! Look out, King! Super Barrile Weirdo is on his way!
00:14Ha-ha! A hundred points! Just seven million more, and I win the kingdom of Octopazool!
00:22Whatever that is.
00:23Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
00:26Ha-ha!
00:26Ha-ha!
00:26Ha-ha!
00:27Ha-ha!
00:27Ha-ha!
00:27Ha-ha!
00:28Ha-ha!
00:29Ha-ha!
00:32Ha-ha!
00:33Ha-ha!
00:35Ha-ha!
00:35Ha-ha!
00:35Ha-ha!
00:36Ha-ha!
00:36Ha-ha!
00:36Hey, what's a big fat idea, Gonzo?
00:40I'm about to capture the kingdom of the evil King Cobra Cabana!
00:45See?
00:48Whoa!
00:49A magic cupcake!
00:52Ha-ha!
00:54Gonzo, what do you think you're doing?
00:56I'm doing a great cupcake!
00:58Woo-hoo!
00:59The musical bridge!
01:01Hey, Gonzo, get off my piano!
01:05Woo-hoo!
01:06Three hundred points if I flatten this toad store!
01:10Hey!
01:11That's my whoopee cushion!
01:14Nothing can stop the weirdo warrior!
01:17What a bitch!
01:19Huh?
01:19Uh, Gonzo!
01:21You're doing less mess!
01:23Oh, boy!
01:24Three warriors are often misunderstood!
01:27Here, Posse!
01:29Woo-hoo!
01:30Uh!
01:31Huh?
01:33Okay, Dragon Prep!
01:35Your time is up!
01:37Uh!
01:37Uh!
01:39Correction, Gonzo!
01:40Your time is up!
01:42Oh, boy!
01:43I hate when this happens, don't you?
01:46Hey, come on, Peggy!
01:48I was just about to take the throne!
01:50Gonzo, I'm tired of watching you play your stupid pretendo games all the time!
01:56Well, everyone else likes to watch me play, don't you guys?
02:00Uh!
02:00I don't!
02:01Do you?
02:02Nope!
02:02Uh!
02:04Well, uh!
02:05Okay, then!
02:06Why don't you play for a while, Peggy?
02:08Huh?
02:10Uh!
02:11Well?
02:12Okay!
02:16Go, Peggy!
02:17Go!
02:18I know you can do it!
02:19Jump now, Peggy!
02:23You're out!
02:24Start over!
02:25Oh!
02:26Um!
02:26Someone must have, um, uh, bumped my hand or something!
02:30He-he!
02:31Not as easy as you thought, eh, Peggy?
02:39Okay, Mr. Wise Guy!
02:42Hi-ya!
02:44Out of my way, Shorty!
02:46Ha!
02:47Never send a hero to do a baby mutant ninja piggy's job!
02:50Ah!
02:51Ha-oh!
02:53Ha-oh!
02:53Ha-oh!
02:53Ha-ya!
02:54Ha- noble hair!
02:59Ha-yah!
03:01Pop-a-cup-banner!
03:02Ha-yah!
03:03Yourself!
03:05Okay, Kingy!
03:06Hand over your kingdom!
03:08Not a chance!
03:10Mutant Pig!
03:14I'm melting!
03:16What a whirl!
03:19Hooray!
03:22Hooray!
03:24Hooray!
03:25Come on, Gonzo!
03:26Let's play another one!
03:28At this time, make it a hard one!
03:30Well, okay, wait here!
03:35Oh, my little beauty!
03:37Now, where's my, uh...
03:38favorite game?
03:45Galaxy Invaders!
03:46Adventures of a Link's sausage!
03:49Super Barrio Brothers!
03:51Son of Super Barrio Brothers!
03:53Second cousin of Super Barrio Brothers!
03:56Shee!
03:56Look at all these games!
03:58Hey! This one looks easy!
04:01Come on, guys!
04:03Something tells me we don't want to miss them!
04:08Whoa! That looks like the nursery!
04:12Now I know I'll be able to play!
04:15Whoa!
04:16Hey! What's going on?
04:19What kind of game is this, anyway?
04:21Gee, I'm not sure, Fuzzy.
04:23It looks like you're supposed to try and squeeze as many blocks as you can into the nursery!
04:27Oh, no!
04:30Don't worry, Fuzzy!
04:31Oh, sit, sit!
04:33Oh, no!
04:34Whoa!
04:36Whoa!
04:38All right!
04:40Skeeter, you saved him!
04:42Gee, thanks, Skeeter!
04:44This Pretendo game looks real safe!
04:47Gee, I don't know.
04:49Skateboard to Doom doesn't sound all that safe to me.
04:53Whoa!
04:54Help!
05:01Oh, no!
05:03You're gonna love this one, Piggy!
05:08It's called The Legend of Imelda!
05:11The Quest for the Golden Key!
05:13What are you doing, Gonzo?
05:15Yeah, Fuzzy was playing a game.
05:18Of course he was, Kermy-Wormy!
05:21But now Gonzo and I want to play our game for a while.
05:24You got a problem with that?
05:27Uh, problem?
05:28No, I, um, I don't see any problem.
05:31Good!
05:31You may start the game, Gonzo.
05:34All right!
05:37Now all you gotta do in this game is find the magic golden key!
05:42That sounds easy!
05:44Gonzo!
05:44Oh?
05:44What's going on?
05:46We'll never find the golden key now!
05:48You will if you know where to look!
05:50Aha!
05:51See ya!
05:52Gonzo!
05:52Wait for me!
05:53The first place you have to look is here!
05:56The Slippery Sleazy Swamp of Slime!
05:59What?
06:00Oh, yuck!
06:01Oh, but Chewie!
06:03Yeah!
06:04You get to go through all kinds of weird and creepy worlds in this game!
06:07It's great!
06:08Ew!
06:09No way!
06:10Am I going through a Slippery Sleazy Swamp of Slime!
06:14Yuck!
06:14I'll find another way to get that golden key!
06:18Yuck!
06:19Yuck!
06:19Outta my way, you!
06:21Yuck!
06:22Whoa!
06:24Beaten Piggy is gonna be tougher than I thought!
06:28Oh, no!
06:29A rectally round reptile of unusual size!
06:35Gosh, Gonzo!
06:37What are you gonna do?
06:38Yeah, those guys look dangerous!
06:40Aw, don't worry about a thing, guys!
06:42When I press this button here, I can shoot all the gumballs I need!
06:47Brown reptiles hate gumballs!
06:50He-he-he!
06:50Huh?
06:51Hey!
06:51You never told me that!
06:53You never asked!
06:55Pow!
06:56Pow!
06:57Pow!
06:59Pow!
06:59Pow!
07:01Pow!
07:01Pow!
07:03Take that, you animal!
07:06Good doing you!
07:08Yum, yum!
07:09Yum!
07:10Oh, boy!
07:11Come on, animal!
07:13Let's get out of here and find that golden key!
07:15Okay!
07:17Aha!
07:18The secret circle!
07:21What?
07:22The quickest way to the village of Smithluck!
07:24We're halfway to the golden key!
07:27Look at it!
07:28Ready?
07:29Over here!
07:31I see something new every time I play this game!
07:35Come on, animal!
07:37Jump through there and we'll be in Smithluck before you can save Sweatstock three times fast!
07:43Sweatstock!
07:43Sweatstock!
07:44Sweatstock!
07:44Sweatstock!
07:44Whoa!
07:45Aw!
07:46Make that a hundred and forty-seven times fast!
07:49Sweatstock!
07:49Sweatstock!
08:04Sweatstock!
08:05Must be beginner's luck!
08:10Look at me!
08:12Slaying all the dragons!
08:13Dropping all the monsters in the galaxy!
08:15I got more!
08:17The highest score!
08:18The Great Unbeatable Me!
08:20Oh yeah!
08:21Here I go!
08:22On another mission!
08:24Total demolition of the enemy!
08:25Mr. Pig!
08:27Chopluck Pig!
08:29I'm the Great Unbeatable Me!
08:31Hey!
08:31Hey!
08:32Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
08:34Jump!
08:35Banana Hopper!
08:36There's no stuff at me!
08:38Hee-yah!
08:39Another bonus!
08:41Another floor!
08:42One more game and we'll set up this score!
08:45Move over, pig!
08:48La-la-da!
08:49Cha-la-la-da!
08:50La-la-da!
08:51La-la-da!
08:51La-la-da!
08:52You must agree!
08:54It's gotta be!
08:55Me!
08:56Me!
08:57Me!
08:57Me!
08:57Me!
08:57Me!
08:57Me!
08:58Me!
08:58Yeah!
08:58I'm the king!
08:59I'll always be the master!
09:00Tents for disaster if you're asking me!
09:03But I'm the best!
09:04I'll pass the test!
09:05I'm the Great Unbeatable Me!
09:08Whatever you do, I'm better than you!
09:11What?
09:11I'm unbelievable!
09:13Very good beatiful, great unbeatable me!
09:20Muppet Babies!
09:31Don't just stand there, Gonzo! Help me!
09:37A 500-point bonus banana!
09:44Gonzo!
09:46Why didn't you help her, Gonzo?
09:50500 points is a lot!
09:52You shouldn't have just let her fall like that!
09:55But she's got two more lives!
09:59One more step like that, Gonzo, and you'll wish you did, too!
10:04Come back here!
10:06Oh, boy! Now's my chance to play this neat-looking sports video game!
10:10No way, sis! I want to play this neat video chess game!
10:14Come on, Scooter! That game isn't real sports! It's couch potato sports!
10:21Okay!
10:22This one's even neater! Especially when you use the Mighty Mat!
10:27Ta-da!
10:29Wow! How does it work?
10:31Me?
10:31Come on, let's try it!
10:35Wee-oh! Come on, Scooter!
10:37I don't know, Scooter! I don't even know what I'm doing!
10:41That never stopped you before!
10:45Here we go!
10:50Hey, Scooter! We're not getting anywhere!
10:53Yeah! You're right!
10:55Yes!
10:57Hey, Fozzie! You're going the wrong way!
11:04Uh-huh! Maybe not!
11:06Poor Fozzie! I'm sure glad we don't have skateboarders chasing us!
11:11Uh-huh! I think I'd rather have skateboarders than both!
11:16Huh?
11:16Yay!
11:19Nice going, sis!
11:21Sorry!
11:29Keep running, Scooter!
11:31I am! I am!
11:35Oh, no! Look, sis!
11:39Yeah! But look behind you!
11:41Now what do we do?
11:44Jump off the mat!
11:47Alright!
11:48You did it!
11:49We did it!
11:50Oh!
11:51Phew!
11:52That was close!
11:54Yeah!
11:54But kind of fun, though, huh?
11:58Hey!
11:59Come on, Conjo!
12:00Let's finish our game!
12:02Ooh!
12:04Uh, sure, Piggy!
12:05Anything you say!
12:08Sorry, Peter!
12:09That's okay, Conjo!
12:11We don't need a dumb old pretendo game to have a race!
12:14Come on, Scooter!
12:15Last one to the door is a fat old pig!
12:18What?!
12:19Whoa!
12:20Whoa!
12:22Oh!
12:23Gee, Garzo!
12:24What kind of weird world do you and Piggy have to go through next?
12:28Wait till you see it, Kermit!
12:29Cut the throat off the butt!
12:31And a breath!
12:32Let's play!
12:34Right!
12:35Don't let these adorable little critters fool you, Piggy!
12:39Huh?
12:39They're worth 200 points apiece!
12:42What?!
12:43200 points?!
12:44Run the torpedoes!
12:47Blowing out of the water!
12:48Look out!
12:49Enemy at 1 o'clock!
12:51Enemy at 2.47!
12:53Enemy at half-tack to buckle and a foot into a hair!
12:56Garzo!
12:57Quit shooting off your mouth while I'm racking up the plates!
12:59But I'm supposed to shoot off my mouth, Piggy!
13:03I'm the captain!
13:04You're the captain!
13:05No way!
13:06I'm the captain!
13:08No!
13:08I'm the captain!
13:10I am!
13:11I am!
13:12Uh-oh!
13:14Huh?
13:18No!
13:21Good thing I knew about these secret parachutes!
13:25Eh, animals?
13:26Well, doodle!
13:30Gee, Gonzo, you did it again!
13:33Yeah, Gonzo!
13:34How come you didn't tell Piggy about the secret parachutes?
13:37Oh, just one of those little tricks of the clay that separates the pigs from the weirdos!
13:43How did I mean to separate your nose from your face?
13:47Aw!
13:48Remember, Piggy, it's not how you play the game!
13:51It's whether I win and you lose the counts!
13:54Ha!
13:57Gee, Rose!
13:59You think Piggy and Gonzo would mind if I tried again?
14:02Gonzo!
14:03Ooh!
14:04Piggy fat!
14:05That's a bastard!
14:08Frankly, I don't think they'll know the difference.
14:10Great!
14:11What game is it, Kermit?
14:13Um, the one with the frogs on the cover.
14:17Gosh!
14:17I wonder where all the frogs are, anyway!
14:20Hey, whoa!
14:21Hold on there, pal!
14:22Huh?
14:23You just fall off a turn-up truck or something?
14:26Check this out!
14:34You can say that again!
14:35I've been trying to get across there all month!
14:38Really?
14:39Gosh!
14:42Well, uh, have you tried this?
14:45You can never be too careful when crossing a busy street!
14:57Oh, brother!
15:04Gee!
15:05I can't wait to see how you handle this next part!
15:08Wow!
15:09Oh, boy!
15:15Whoa!
15:16That's a dangerous game, Kermit!
15:18Yeah!
15:19I think I need a little more practice with my whistle!
15:22Ah!
15:23Last whip there is a giant bird!
15:26Aw, Jesus!
15:27Can't we play chess now?
15:29Whoa!
15:30Look out!
15:33Shoot!
15:34Is it my imagination?
15:36Or does traffic seem a little heavy today?
15:40All right!
15:41Now I can try out this cool detective game!
15:47I wonder how you play this!
15:51Wow!
15:53What's the matter, Fozzy?
15:54Those skateboard racers keep following me!
15:57And I don't know why!
15:59Cool!
16:00Just the case I was looking for!
16:02The case of the chasing racers!
16:06The most important part of detective work, Fozzy, is to ask a lot of questions!
16:24Uh...
16:25Yeah!
16:26Could I ask you a question?
16:32I'll take that as a no!
16:38Gosh!
16:39I hope I can think of a question to ask!
16:42Yo!
16:42It's the bear!
16:43Let's get him, guys!
16:45Yay!
16:47Hooray!
16:48Whoa!
16:54Gee!
16:56What happened to Fozzy?
16:59Fozzy!
17:00Are you in there?
17:02Excuse us, Ralph!
17:04But we've got to finish our game!
17:06Wow!
17:07Huh?
17:08Whoa!
17:10Come on, Piggy!
17:11I was working on a big case!
17:14Uh...
17:14How about the case of the missing rollers?
17:17Whoa!
17:18No thanks!
17:20Oops!
17:21Uh...
17:21Yeah!
17:22I better get on that case right away!
17:24See ya!
17:25Come on, Gondo!
17:26We've got a game to play!
17:29Muppet Babies will return after these messages!
17:32See ya!
17:38Whoa!
17:39The planet stumbled!
17:41This is where we find the proven key!
17:44Wait a minute, Gondo!
17:45Where am I?
17:47You lost your second life, remember?
17:49That means you go all the way back to the beginning!
17:52What?
17:53Hi-yah!
17:54Of course, you know this means war!
17:58Hi-yah!
18:01A secret passage!
18:06What are you looking at, Porky?
18:10Porky?!
18:11Pardon us!
18:13Hi-yah!
18:14Hi-yah!
18:14Hi-yah!
18:15Uh...
18:16Uh...
18:18Uh...
18:18Uh...
18:19Uh...
18:20Now!
18:21About the secret passageway!
18:25Maybe I should've just let this secret passageway stay a secret!
18:29Huh?
18:30Oh!
18:31Look at that!
18:33There is the Assyrian secret passageways in there!
18:36Huh?
18:37Grr!
18:39Grr!
18:40Grr!
18:40Grr!
18:41Grr!
18:42Grr!
18:44This is ridiculous!
18:47Uh...
18:47Can I help you, ma'am?
18:49Oh!
18:49Kirby!
18:50Get me across this street!
18:52Quick!
18:52No problem!
18:53Grr!
18:55Grr!
18:57Never underestimate the power of the printed word!
19:00Grr!
19:01Grr!
19:04Grr!
19:05Grr!
19:07Grr!
19:08Grr!
19:09Grr!
19:11Grr!
19:11Grr!
19:12Grr!
19:13Are the power?
19:15Have a heard of wildebeest!
19:17Grr!
19:22Oh! There it is! The box that holds the golden key!
19:30That's your box!
19:32Oh no you don't!
19:34What?
19:35No one touches that box but me!
19:39What?
19:40Go see who that is, will you, animal?
19:43Okay.
19:55The golden key! It's mine! Do you hear me? RING, GONZO!
20:01Hiya! Hey! I was your first, pig!
20:05Oh yeah? Give me that stuff, blue beak!
20:10Hello.
20:12Fuzzy!
20:13Don't worry, I'm okay. I was just hiding from those skateboard guys.
20:17Whoa!
20:19Okay, Bear. What did you do with the golden key?
20:23Yeah! Spill it, Fuzzy!
20:26Oh, Jack. Gee, I saw it around this cave somewhere.
20:32Hiya!
20:36Come on, golden key!
20:38What about me!
20:40Hey!
20:41I'm getting out of here!
20:42Good luck!
20:44Bigger luck!
20:46Bigger clap!
20:48I got it!
20:50I win!
20:50I win!
20:51I win!
20:51I win!
20:52I win!
20:52I win!
20:52I win!
20:54I win!
20:55Dream on, but not a breath!
20:57Okay, let's ask the other guys who won!
21:01Huh?
21:03Where'd everybody go?
21:12Hey, Kermit!
21:15Which one of us won, Kermit?
21:17It was me, right?
21:19Uh, well, uh,
21:21to tell the truth,
21:23I wasn't really watching.
21:25Well, how about you, Ralph?
21:27Who do you think won?
21:28Won what, Gonzo?
21:30Good game!
21:33You saw the game, right, Animal?
21:35Uh-huh, me saw.
21:37Well, who won?
21:39Me not care. Game fun!
21:41Yeah, that's right, Ziggy.
21:43Who cares who won?
21:45We had fun, didn't we?
21:46Well, um, yeah,
21:49I guess so.
21:50There we go!
21:52That's being a good sport, Piggy.
21:55Yeah, after all,
21:56it's only a game.
21:58Right! Who cares who won?
22:00Right! So what?
22:02As long as you don't care, Piggy,
22:04I win!
22:06No way, Gonzo! I win!
22:08I win!
22:10No! I win!
22:12No! I do!
22:14Woo!
22:16He...
22:17He...
22:18He...
22:18He...
22:18He...
22:29He...
22:30He...
22:31He...
22:31This is a dangerous job,
22:33but I think I'm getting used to it.
22:35Yay!
22:37Don't go!
22:38My show!
22:41Don't go away!
22:42We'll be right back!
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