00:03I
00:46I feared that the second prize had strayed into the Sea of Blah, where nothing is interesting
00:53and everyone starts acting like bored, irritable children.
01:06Vulcans, it was up to me and me alone to save the second prize.
01:11We had to move fast.
01:14But first we had to tie our shoe.
01:27There you are, Mother Goose!
01:30Oh boy, what a mess!
01:32Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:35Hey, hey!
01:36Hey!
01:36Hello, hey!
01:38Hey, hey, hey.
01:39Animal!
01:41For a minute I thought my blankered out giant, pay it panning balls again.
01:45Nope, you're funny!
01:47E, ha, la, la, la, la.
01:50We help!
01:52Pee-wa-wa-wa!
01:52Come on, I've got this great idea.
01:57Oopsie.
02:07Where are you?
02:09Ooh, pretty.
02:13Uh-uh.
02:14No.
02:14Nope.
02:15Nope?
02:17Aha!
02:18Aha!
02:20Huh?
02:20See?
02:21This is the one we've been looking for.
02:24What?
02:26Rain!
02:27Rain!
02:28Go away!
02:30Rain!
02:31Get away!
02:33Shhh!
02:33Shhh!
02:35Huh?
02:35Come back next Friday!
02:38When we're all in a better mood.
02:40What?
02:40Uh...
02:41What are you doing, Gonzo?
02:43Oh, hi, Kermit.
02:45Just using the famous intergalactic mother goose rhyme spell to make the rain go away.
02:49Oh.
02:51Okay.
02:51Let's just hope mother goose is listening.
02:54Rain!
02:55Rain!
02:55Mother goose can't hear you, Gonzo.
02:58Huh?
02:58She's not even real.
03:00What?
03:01No goosey?
03:02Oh, don't listen to an animal.
03:04Here she is right here.
03:06Oops.
03:06I need to put him down there.
03:08That's just a picture, Gonzo.
03:10She's not real.
03:11She is, too.
03:13Oh.
03:13Okay, then, Mr. Smarty.
03:15Where does she live?
03:17Live?
03:17Uh...
03:18Well, uh...
03:19See?
03:19You don't know.
03:21Yes, I do.
03:22Mother goose lives in...
03:23Uh...
03:24Uh...
03:25Ghost town!
03:26And it looks just like this.
03:28Oh.
03:29Ghost town.
03:30Oops.
03:32It's a pretty old town, you know.
03:36That old bird can't do anything.
03:39Ha!
03:39That's what you think.
03:41Animal, hand me that roll of mending tape.
03:44Okay.
03:45All right.
03:46All right.
03:51All right.
03:53Oh, boy.
03:57Oh, that a great goosey, Gonzo.
04:01Hey, good idea, Animal.
04:03We need to talk directly to Mother Goose.
04:06Rain, rain.
04:07You're in the way.
04:09We want to go to town today.
04:11Uh...
04:12Shoes too tight and belt too loose.
04:15What?
04:16Take us to meet old Mother Goose.
04:18Ooh, yeah.
04:20Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la.
04:23Ooh.
04:25I think I broke something, Animal.
04:29Hey!
04:29We must be in goose town.
04:32Don't do that.
04:33They would all be that for.
04:35Yeah.
04:36We did it.
04:37Come on, Animal.
04:42Ooh.
04:44Dirty.
04:46Hey, look.
04:47A house.
04:48Let's go see if anybody's home.
04:50Funny house.
04:52See ya, la, la, la, la.
04:54Hello?
04:55Huh.
04:57Lurky.
04:59Uh-huh.
05:00A pull tab.
05:01Me pull?
05:03Sure.
05:04Maybe it's the doorbell.
05:06Huh.
05:07Pro?
05:08Hello.
05:12Have a tab again, would ya?
05:14Ugh.
05:15Oh.
05:16Those things are dangerous.
05:18You wanna hear my rhyme?
05:20Okay.
05:21There was a crooked bear, that's me, with a crooked little smile.
05:25He-he-he.
05:26She had a crooked sixpence.
05:28I don't know what that is.
05:30And he walked a crooked mile.
05:32Um, you don't want me to do that, do ya?
05:34Nope.
05:36Phew.
05:36Thanks a lot.
05:38Mind if I sit down?
05:39Whoa!
05:42What?
05:43Are you okay?
05:45I'll be alright, but I think I'll just stay in here this time.
05:49Okay.
05:50Uh, um, but could you tell us how to find Mother Goose?
05:54Not really, but if you go down the path, you'll come to a spoon in the road.
05:59Huh?
05:59Don't you mean fork?
06:01Nah, we ran out of forks.
06:03Anyhow, ask the first person you see there.
06:06They gotta know more than me.
06:08I never get more than a page from here.
06:10Oh, okay.
06:11Okay.
06:11Thanks.
06:18Oh, lucky.
06:21Yeah, a spoon in the road.
06:25Uh, hi there.
06:26Does this belong to you?
06:28What?
06:29Uh, no.
06:30Why?
06:32Uh, cause I sure to need it over there.
06:35Why?
06:36You got a giant bowl of cereal to eat?
06:41Sheesh.
06:43Uh, give me a spoon.
06:44Get your hair, will ya?
06:45Sure.
06:46Okay.
06:48Okay.
06:54Okay.
06:55Set it right here.
06:57Phew.
06:58Oh, thanks.
07:00Uh, listen.
07:01I need to ask you.
07:03Oh, boy.
07:05Woofuck.
07:07Woofuck.
07:09Woofuck.
07:11Woofuck.
07:11Woofuck.
07:12Woofuck.
07:12Woofuck.
07:13Hey, diddle, diddle.
07:15The cat.
07:16And the fiddle.
07:17You know?
07:18Uh, like I was saying.
07:20Uh!
07:20I need to hold this.
07:21Uh.
07:23The frog jumped over at the spoon!
07:26Yikes!
07:35Boy, I've heard of rocks in your head, but this is ridiculous!
07:40Uh, uh, son, could you help me get this thing off?
07:51Huh, thanks. Pooh!
07:55Uh, isn't the rhyme jumped over the moon instead of spoon?
08:00Um, well, it was, but, uh, I had some trouble with that, too. See?
08:07Oh! Oops!
08:09And, uh, what happened to the cow in this rhyme, anyway?
08:13Beats me. I was kind of hoping you guys knew.
08:16Uh, what are you two doing here, anyway?
08:18Oh, we're looking for Mother Goose. You know where we can find her?
08:22Uh, sure. You just follow this road for the next few pages.
08:26It's gotta be down there somewhere.
08:28All fixed!
08:30Huh?
08:30See?
08:32Great! Uh, listen, pull that tab on your way out, will ya?
08:36Sure!
08:37Bye!
08:39Bye-bye!
08:42Huh?
08:43Hey! Hold it! Wait a second!
08:50Oh, sorry, Kermit. You gotta be more careful, Animal.
08:54Sorry.
08:56Ooh!
08:58Nice work, Animal. Come on, turn the page.
09:03Ah-choo!
09:05Whoa!
09:07Excuse me.
09:09Gesundheit!
09:10Merci.
09:11Boy, that's some smeeze.
09:13You're telling me?
09:15Ah-choo!
09:17That's how I lost my sheep!
09:20To them right off the pin!
09:22Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:24Hello!
09:25Paige!
09:26Want Doggy?
09:29Kitty?
09:32How?
09:34Uh...
09:36No thanks. I've sorta had it with animals.
09:40Huh? Uh-oh.
09:43Uh, I think I'm allergic to him.
09:47Let's see.
09:48Ooh.
09:51Uh, do you know how we could get to Mother Ghost's place?
09:54Me? Uh, no way.
09:57I've been very good at finding stuff, you know.
10:00But, uh, I know who could.
10:02Who's that?
10:04Dickory Duck.
10:05Just over on the next page.
10:07He's the oldest rhyme in Ghost Town.
10:09Thinks he knows everything.
10:11Thanks.
10:11Bye-bye.
10:13Bye.
10:13Bye, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:19Phew.
10:20I don't understand it, animal.
10:23We've looked everywhere and we still can't find this dickory guy.
10:27I'm right here.
10:29Huh?
10:30You're staring on my head.
10:32Huh?
10:33Thanks.
10:34That's a lot better.
10:36Could you stand me up, please?
10:38Okay.
10:43I was afraid I was going to have to spend the rest of my life on my face.
10:47Pull the tab, would you?
10:50Phew.
10:50Thanks.
10:51It's hot in here.
10:53Uh, uh, are you Dickory Duck?
10:55Uh-huh.
10:56Hickory Dickory Duck.
10:58That's me.
10:59Whoa!
11:00Whoa!
11:01Gee, the sky's a mess today, huh?
11:04Whoa!
11:08Thanks.
11:08Uh, what are you guys doing here, anyway?
11:12Oh, we're on our way to talk to Mother Goose.
11:14Really?
11:15Well, you better hurry.
11:17Huh?
11:18I heard she's thinking of selling Goosetown and moving away to a mystery novel.
11:23Uh.
11:23But, why?
11:25Well, she thinks you kids don't like her rhymes anymore.
11:28You know, because you're always watching TV and stuff.
11:31Ugh.
11:32This is terrible.
11:33We've got to get moving, animal.
11:35Come on.
11:36Which way do we go, anyway?
11:38Head west till you reach Mother Hubbard's.
11:41It's not far from there.
11:43Yay!
11:45All right.
11:58Oh, boy!
12:00This part of Goosetown is even worse than the rest.
12:03Yeah!
12:04Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
12:07Boy, look at this dump.
12:11Ah, look.
12:20Oh, stupid door.
12:22Get away from here, you...
12:24Oh, hello.
12:28Hi.
12:29Hello.
12:30Um, I thought you were crows.
12:32Huh?
12:33Birds did all this?
12:35Probably not, huh?
12:36I don't think so.
12:38Let me have that bag, animal.
12:41Uh-huh.
12:42Little Miss Muppet, this is your lucky day.
12:46Little Miss Muppet?
12:48Listen to Mr. Whoever you are.
12:50The name is Mary Mary.
12:52Quite contrary.
12:54You know, hot as my garden grow.
12:56With silver pills, cocker spaniels,
12:59and a nice little assortment of power tools.
13:02Child safe, of course.
13:04No problem.
13:06I think my friend here and I can fix up your garden for you.
13:10Really?
13:11Take your best shot.
13:13Animal, come here.
13:15Ooh, murky.
13:18Huh?
13:21Huh?
13:22Well, that about does it.
13:28Hey, wake up.
13:30Why?
13:31Huh?
13:33Well?
13:34Oh, great.
13:35Now I don't have a garden at all.
13:38Au contraire, my little ghostkin.
13:40Goosekin's vision, buddy.
13:43Hit it, animal.
13:45Wah.
13:46Oh, thank you.
13:49Ooh.
13:51Ooh.
13:52Oh.
13:54Ah, nice work.
13:56Look at this mess.
13:58You look lovely and orange.
14:00Ooh.
14:02Ooh.
14:03Oh, wow.
14:05Well, at least we tried.
14:08Maybe a little too hard.
14:12Hey, could you tell us how to get to Mother Humphreys from here?
14:16Just go on to the next page and hang a right.
14:19You can't miss it.
14:20Thanks.
14:21Oh, and take a few fruits and veggies.
14:23You'll need them.
14:24Huh?
14:25Trust me.
14:27You heard the lady animal.
14:29Grab a banana and two radishes.
14:31Okay.
14:43Wow.
14:59Hello.
15:01Hello?
15:02Huh?
15:05Hello.
15:06What do you have?
15:08Uh, let's see.
15:09Ooh.
15:10Hey.
15:10Hey.
15:11Oh, yeah.
15:12Uh, how about a chocolate?
15:15Sorry.
15:16All out.
15:16Try again.
15:18Huh?
15:20Wait a minute.
15:21What's the name of this place?
15:23Mother Hubbard's.
15:25Uh-huh.
15:26And I bet you don't have any food here, do you?
15:28You got it.
15:29Huh?
15:30Remember animals?
15:31Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her dog a bone.
15:35But when she got there, the cupboard was bare and so...
15:39Hungry doggy.
15:41Don't remind me.
15:42Say, uh, you don't happen to have any food on you, do you?
15:46Well, uh, not actually.
15:48Anything?
15:50A cookie?
15:51A piece of gum?
15:52An old candy wrapper I could sniff?
15:54Whoa, you are hungry.
15:57Robbers?
15:58Gosh, could I?
16:00Sure.
16:01I forgot we had them.
16:05Mary Mary gave them to us.
16:07Huh?
16:07Uh-huh?
16:08Ow!
16:10Whoa!
16:11Whoa!
16:12Thanks for the warning.
16:13A customer bit into one of Mary's apples in here once.
16:16Broke a tooth on a screwdriver.
16:18Cost Mother Hubbard a fortune.
16:20Boy.
16:21This is good, though.
16:23Whoa!
16:24This time is wacko!
16:37It's...
16:37I don't know how this place used to look.
16:39But I got news for you.
16:41Whoa!
16:42Whoa!
16:44In Goosetown.
16:45Goosetown.
16:46Things aren't like they used to be.
16:49Everybody seems wacky to me.
16:52Going up to Goosetown.
16:54Mary had a lamb before.
16:56Now she's got a pet dinosaur.
16:58In Goosetown.
16:59Goosetown.
17:00Little boy blue is dressed in brown.
17:03The house with Jack built upside down.
17:06It's kooky in Goosetown.
17:09Pump-ty lost his dumpty.
17:11Uh-oh!
17:12He's eating curds and whey.
17:14Rock-ty.
17:15Tweedled up.
17:16Pulled out a plum.
17:18And scared Jack spread away.
17:20Hey, hey, in Goosetown.
17:22Goosetown.
17:22Did you hear about old King Cole?
17:25He taught his fiddlers rock and roll.
17:28Oh.
17:28He's getting loose in Goosetown.
17:30Get down.
17:32On Goosetown.
17:33Goosetown.
17:34Bye-bye, Black Sheep lives in a shoe.
17:36Now does that seem normal to you?
17:39No!
17:40It's Goofy in Goosetown.
17:42Goosetown.
17:43It's Nutty in Goosetown.
17:45Goosetown.
17:46It's bonkers in Goosetown.
17:48Goosetown.
17:48Look out.
17:50Muppet Babies will return after you...
17:51See what I mean?
17:53Oh, this is worse than I thought.
17:55Oh, couldn't you tell us how to get to Mother Goosetown's place?
17:59We just gotta talk to her.
18:01Sure.
18:02She lives just over that hill.
18:04Behind a big hedge.
18:05You can't miss it.
18:07Thanks.
18:09Bye-bye.
18:10Bye-bye.
18:16Well, here we are.
18:19Huh?
18:19Uh-oh.
18:21Oh, brother.
18:23It looks like she moved away already.
18:25And took her house, too.
18:27Oh, heavy.
18:29Oh, we'll never save Goosetown now.
18:32She finds her nervous and Goosetown now.
18:36Huh?
18:37Hey.
18:39Pea-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
18:44That's it, animal.
18:46Hey.
18:47Mother Gooset's castle.
18:49Hey.
18:50Take this down.
18:52Oh, boy.
18:53Stay put out.
18:55Oh, that was it.
19:03Whoa.
19:04No wonder it was so hard to pull that tab.
19:08Was it always?
19:13We got no time to waste.
19:15Come on, animal.
19:16Oh, boy.
19:27Gee, this place is huge.
19:36Hello!
19:39Hello!
19:40Hello!
19:43Hello!
19:45Uh, Ron?
19:47Hello!
19:49Uh, Meg, excuse us, lady.
19:52But do you know where we can find Mother Goose?
19:54I am Mother Goose.
19:56What?
19:57You are?
19:58Boy, are we glad to meet you!
20:01So, baby.
20:03Really?
20:04Really?
20:05Well, my goodness.
20:06I didn't think any of you young people cared about me anymore.
20:10Oh, sure we do!
20:12I thought all you wanted to do was watch television and play video games.
20:18What?
20:18Well, we do like those things, too.
20:22But we all still love you, Mother Goose.
20:26Oh, boy.
20:27Uh-oh.
20:28Uh-oh.
20:29Uh-oh.
20:30Did I see something wrong, Mother Goose?
20:35Oh, quite the contrary.
20:38Come look and see what you've done.
20:40Huh?
20:41Huh?
20:43But, but we...
20:44Shh.
20:46Look.
20:51We did that.
20:52Boy, it's amazing what two kids can do with a little tape, isn't it?
20:56You see, Gonzo, Mother Goose and Goosetown are only as beautiful as they are loved by the children they were
21:02created for.
21:03We had no idea you still loved us till right this minute.
21:08Does this mean you're not gonna sell Goosetown?
21:16That's right.
21:17You have made me very happy.
21:20I shall fly out to Goosetown now and tell all the others the good news.
21:25Mother Goose?
21:26What about the rain at the nursery?
21:29I believe you already took care of that with your wishing, Gonzo.
21:33Check it when you get back.
21:35Oh, and say hello to Nanny, would you?
21:38You know Nanny?
21:40Oh, yes, quite well.
21:45Huh?
21:46Huh?
21:46But, but how do we get home?
21:49Just clap your hands together three times and say, Mother, may I?
21:53Ah, ah.
21:55Oh.
21:55Uh-oh.
21:57Mother?
21:59May I?
22:01What?
22:03Hey.
22:04Look, everybody.
22:06Mother Goose made the sunshine.
22:08What?
22:09Hey.
22:10Oh.
22:11All she needed to know was that we still love your rhymes.
22:15Well, my goodness kids.
22:18What seems to be all the excitement?
22:20Animal and I went to Goosetown and met Mother Goose, Nanny.
22:24Goosey? Yeah.
22:26Oh, and she said to say hi to you.
22:28She did? Why?
22:30We haven't seen each other since I was a child,
22:33when I first got this old book.
22:35Would you kids like it better if I got you a new one?
22:39Huh?
22:40Oh, no, Nanny. We just love this old one.
22:43Yeah. Gonzo and Animal just fixed it all up.
22:46See? The pop-ups work and everything.
22:49Yeah.
22:50What?
22:51Well, almost.
22:54Oh, my.
22:55Let me see.
22:56Let me try.
23:00Oh, you wouldn't.
23:03No! Don't do that!
23:09Huh? What's that spell?
23:14Well, bye-bye!
23:17La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
23:18Don't you believe it? We'll be right back!
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