00:00Hi, folks.
00:30The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show.
01:00Not everyone can do that.
01:05Why are you walking around in one paint can?
01:08I left the other one at home.
01:14Makes sense to me.
01:15An umbrella?
01:16What if it still works?
01:20What's a few leaks?
01:26What have we here?
01:28Not just another leaky umbrella.
01:30Hello, Spike.
01:32What have you got there?
01:34An old umbrella?
01:35Huh?
01:36Oh, no.
01:37This is a new portable shower.
01:39Wanna buy it for a quarter?
01:40Sure.
01:41Oh, well.
01:43Let's watch Tom and Jerry.
01:45Hi, honey.
01:59How was your day?
02:00What's the matter, dear?
02:02What's the matter, dear?
02:04That no good cat won't catch Mife.
02:07He won't, huh?
02:09Oh.
02:10Oh.
02:11Oh.
02:12Oh.
02:13Well, I can take care of that.
02:15I know just the place to straighten out this good-for-nothing cat.
02:22Oh, no.
02:23I know, boy.
02:24Oh, I know.
02:25I know.
02:26Yeah, you're all right.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:28No no more.
02:29I know.
02:30Oh, my God.
02:31I mean, wait a minute.
02:33So, no power.
02:34Oh, my God.
02:35I know that's the best.
02:36Oh, my God.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:40You call yourselves cats?
02:48You squabby, flabby, sloppy, lazy bums!
02:52Well, when we're done teaching you here, you'll be champion mousecatchers.
02:58I need a volunteer.
03:00If you want a volunteer, step forward.
03:05Haven't I seen you someplace before?
03:10We'll see how you do out on the field, Chowderhead.
03:16The next field event is anti-enemy trap deployment.
03:20And if you don't make it, Cream Pup, you'll do push-ups till I'm hot and thirsty.
03:28Now set out those mouse traps you'll find on that table over there.
03:40Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
03:59The next demonstration is pursuit and capture of the enemy.
04:06What?
04:09Now get that mouse!
04:11Sixteen.
04:33Sixteen.
04:34Sixteen.
04:36Sixteen.
04:3816, 17, 18, 19.
04:49We're going to try you on perimeter guard.
04:52Now guard that refrigerator.
05:0846, 47.
05:21You know, twinkle toes, you are sorely in need of a little PT.
05:28Physical training.
05:31Get over to that barbell, butter muscle.
05:38Get over to that barbell.
06:09102, 103.
06:13I'm giving you one last chance to make good, Bowser bait.
06:17And if you blow this last event, Tuna Teeth, I'll get mad.
06:25Nobody gets any chow till Nimble Knees finishes the confidence course.
07:13It's gonna be a long semester.
07:43This is what I call a street scene.
07:48Mostly because it is a street scene.
07:52That's what I call heavy.
07:59Heavy.
08:01A hit for weather watchers.
08:02If your thermometer keeps falling, use a stronger nail.
08:08Did you know where Columbus stood when he discovered America?
08:13On his feet.
08:14Let's watch me in my next adventure.
08:19Hello, folks.
08:31I'm going to a disco contest with Pete.
08:36Welcome to the opening night of the Slipped Disco, folks.
08:44And here to dance your hearts away, Giles, is none other than Slick Wolf, hot throb of millions,
08:51and star of his own TV show, Dance to Stardom.
08:55Well, it looks like you won't have any trouble finding a dance partner for the contest, Slick.
09:04Yeah, there's enough of me to go around, Giles.
09:07And here comes another contestant.
09:10Oh, no, I was mistaken.
09:14Sorry, pal.
09:16Delivery's in the rear.
09:17Quite the opposite, sir.
09:20I'm here to get down and boogie.
09:22Doo-wah, doo-wah.
09:26Well, well.
09:27The school, ah, catch me all.
09:31Hey, let the poor slob in.
09:33I need the laughs.
09:34Heh, heh, heh, heh.
09:36Eh, let's get the contest rolling.
09:41All right, gang.
09:42Clear the floor.
09:43The dancing is commencing, and Slick is the man to beat.
09:47Oh, reet.
09:48Eh, let's see now.
09:50Too thin, too tall, too big, too small.
09:56Ah, you're just right.
09:58Welcome to stardom, lucky lady.
10:01Get lost, creep.
10:02I want to dance with him.
10:05Oh, this is wonderful.
10:08Don't you think I'm cuddly?
10:10Oh, I like your disco feet.
10:12Oh, wow.
10:13Oh, uptight.
10:15Doo-dee-dee-doo.
10:16Come on.
10:21We'll dance him into the cellar where he belongs.
10:24Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
10:29Gee, Slick's a hot game, too.
10:32This should drop the little jerks out of the contest.
10:35Watch my fire.
10:37Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
10:39Congratulations, Slick.
10:48When you're hot, you're hot.
10:51Moving right along.
10:52The next number is a hot acrobatic disco number.
10:56Let's boogie.
10:58Let's boogie.
11:05Just call me Tricky Slicky.
11:10Oopsie.
11:11Bee-hee.
11:14Gee, Slick sure is slick at this sort of thing.
11:17Don't worry, Droop.
11:19You're doing fine.
11:21Almost.
11:22Hey, you're working up a lather, Droop.
11:25Here, cool off a little.
11:27Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
11:29Gee, thanks, Slick.
11:32Isn't Slick a nice person?
11:35Oh, I like Slick.
11:38Whoops!
11:39Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
11:40Dum-de-dum-dee-doo-dee-da-da-da.
11:44Dum-de-dum-dee-da.
11:45With a hard-a-glass, get down.
11:49Why, that little rut.
11:50Come on, we'll show him.
11:52Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
12:07Let's get down.
12:09Uh-oh, folks.
12:10This is it.
12:11Slick's gonna have to give it his best shot.
12:14This is the big one.
12:15The solo dance between Disco Slick and Rearie Dog.
12:20That's Droopy Dog.
12:25Isn't about to hand over the king of the disco title to Drippy Dog.
12:30Droopy's the name, and dancing's my game.
12:34Dum-de-dee-dee.
12:35Get down, get up-dee-dum-dee-do.
12:39And may the best disco win, Slick.
12:42now that's what i call a gentleman and this is what i call the table table leg
12:55guys impossible time for the hidden springs routine
13:03and slick bounces back like a real pro he's out dancing who's it's by leaps and bounds
13:12here's your little who's it droopy is his name get down get down yeah that's right drip
13:22you get down get down all right get up get up oops
13:33oh
13:40hmm
13:41tutti frutti soda thanks nick i needed that you're welcome oh no i think it's time for a break folks
13:55you know what folks
14:00i'm happy
14:13that's swiss for hello there folks
14:25is
14:43it's a living
14:44cuckoo cuckoo and if you feel like living it up just watch this next tom and jerry cartoon
15:03come back here with that cheese you miserable mice
15:27come back
15:43that did it i'm calling the five piper puss
15:46that's right mr puss and if you catch these mice you'll get all the fish you can eat for a year
16:00hmm how prompt
16:01coming
16:06come in mr puss
16:12come in mr puss
16:22come in mr puss
16:27come in mr puss
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19:34Oh, my God.
20:04Oh, my God.
20:34Oh, my God.
21:04Oh, my God.
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