00:01Ah, summer break.
00:03A time for leisure, recreation, and taking a leave.
00:08Unless you're me.
00:16My name is Dipper.
00:18The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel.
00:20You're probably wondering what we're doing.
00:22In a golf cart, being chased by a tidal wave of horror.
00:25Well, I'll tell ya.
00:27It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air.
00:32They sent us up north to Gravity Falls, Oregon,
00:35to stay with our great-uncle Stan at his museum of mystery.
00:39Since then, something unbelievable happens pretty much every day.
00:44Like that fishing trip.
00:48Or the whole telekinesis incident.
00:51But this particular story happened just a few days ago.
00:57Kids!
01:00We're sleeping!
01:02Kids!
01:03We're dead!
01:09Ah, there they are!
01:10My favorite twins!
01:12Dylan and...
01:13Rowena!
01:14Dipper!
01:15Mabel!
01:16I'm getting closer though!
01:17Yeah, I don't know.
01:18I think it's getting worse.
01:19I think it's pretty much the opposite.
01:20As you kids know, my mystery shack is home to the world's strangest roadside befuddlements.
01:26The Sasquatch.
01:27The Unicat.
01:28The...
01:29Whatever that thing is.
01:31But now, behold!
01:33A scale model of London Bridge built entirely from Freezy Pops!
01:40And just like the real London Bridge, it's in destruction!
01:48You kids wanna eat 200 Freezy Pops?
01:50Yeah!
01:51He does!
01:52Mmm, pretty good.
01:53Mmm.
01:54Alright, here's a good one.
01:55What is a ghost's favorite ice cream flavor?
01:59Boo Berry!
02:00It's obviously Boo Berry.
02:02How's about?
02:03Corpse Melon!
02:04It's Boo Berry!
02:05I'm thinking cookies and scream.
02:08And the answer is...
02:10Well, that's weird.
02:12It's blank.
02:13Blank stick!
02:14That's a bad omen!
02:15Watch!
02:16Something terrible will happen!
02:17In 3...
02:182...
02:191...
02:22You know, like...
02:23Like a telephone will ring or...
02:25He's here!
02:26There we go!
02:28Hold it, sis!
02:29Who's here?
02:30Well, time to spill the beans.
02:32Rope.
02:33I've been seeing someone.
02:35Well, wait, wait.
02:36We've only been in town for a week.
02:37And you already have a boyfriend?
02:39What can I say?
02:40I guess I'm just irresistible!
02:44Coming!
02:46This didn't sound good.
02:47Mabel's romances always ended in disaster.
02:50Like the time she fell for the guy on the $10 bill.
02:54Or her crush on the mattress prince.
02:57Come on, come all!
02:59To my kingdom of savings!
03:01Take me with you.
03:03Ah!
03:04Wonder who she dug up this time.
03:06Hey, guys!
03:07I wanna introduce you to somebody!
03:11What's up?
03:12Hey!
03:13How's it hanging?
03:14We met at the cemetery.
03:15He's really sensitive.
03:17Oh!
03:18Little muscle there!
03:19That's...
03:20What a surprise.
03:22So...
03:23What's your name?
03:24Uh...
03:25Normal...
03:26Man!
03:27He means Norman.
03:28Are you bleeding, Norman?
03:32It's jam!
03:34I love jam!
03:36Look at this!
03:37So...
03:38You wanna go...
03:39Gold hands?
03:40Or...
03:41Whatever?
03:42Oh!
03:43Oh my goodness!
03:44Don't wait up!
03:45Don't wait up!
03:50Grunk of Stan, did Mabel's boyfriend look weird to you?
03:53Nah, teenagers all look like that.
03:55His skin was falling off.
03:57Ha!
03:58That's nothing.
03:59Trust me.
04:00I've been in the mystery business since you were in diapers.
04:02Don't...
04:03You wear diapers?
04:04Please!
04:05Please!
04:06They're called Grampers!
04:07Oh, come on!
04:08Aw, jeez!
04:09Ha ha ha!
04:10Ah...
04:11Yep.
04:13To take my mind off my sister's creepy boyfriend, I decided to enjoy some light reading.
04:21Known for their open wounds and poor motor skills, these creatures are often mistaken for...
04:27Teenagers?!
04:28Beware the nefarious...
04:33What's up?
04:34Zombie!
04:35Zombie!
04:36Zombie!
04:37You say something?
04:40Was it possible?
04:41My sister dating the living dead?
04:44I had to be sure.
05:05I'd seen enough.
05:08Mabel!
05:09We gotta talk!
05:10Norman is not what he seems...
05:12I was supposed to fix you.
05:14You think he might be a vampire?
05:18That would be so awesome!
05:20Guess again, sister.
05:21Shabam!
05:23Oh wait.
05:24I'm sorry.
05:25Shabam!
05:26A zombie?
05:27That is not funny, Dipper.
05:28I'm not joking!
05:29I'm not joking.
05:30It all adds up.
05:31The vultures.
05:32The limp.
05:33He never blinks!
05:34Have you noticed that?
05:35Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking.
05:38Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
05:40It makes more sense than your zombie theory.
05:43Why can't you just trust me?
05:44Because he's gonna eat your brain!
05:46Zipper!
05:47Listen to me.
05:48Norman and I are going on a date at 5 o'clock and I'm gonna be adorable and he's gonna be dreamy!
05:54Wait!
05:55And I'm not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy conspiracies!
05:59What am I gonna do?
06:03Hoo hoo!
06:04Hoo hoo!
06:05Meh!
06:09Coming!
06:11Hey Norman!
06:12How do I look?
06:15Shiny!
06:17You always know what to say!
06:20Maybe I was seeing something that wasn't there.
06:24I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes and-
06:27Wait, what?!
06:29I was right!
06:30Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
06:31Gwaggle stand!
06:32Gwaggle stand!
06:33Gwaggle stand!
06:34Gwaggle stand!
06:35Gwaggle stand!
06:36Gwaggle stand!
06:37Gwaggle stand!
06:38Gwaggle stand!
06:39I need to borrow your golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!
06:43Try not to hit any pedestrians.
06:51Sorry!
06:53Ugh, Mabel.
06:54Now that we've gotten to know each other there's-
06:56There's something I should tell you.
07:02Oh Norman!
07:03You can tell me anything!
07:05Please be a vampire!
07:06Please be a vampire!
07:07Alright, just-
07:08Just don't freak out, okay?
07:09Just-
07:10Just keep an open mind!
07:11Be cool!
07:12Just keep an open mind!
07:18Is this weird?
07:19Is this too weird?
07:20Do you need to sit down?
07:22Right, I'll explain.
07:24So!
07:25We're gnomes!
07:26First off, get that one out of the way.
07:28Uh...
07:29I'm Jeff, and here we have Carson, Steve, Jason, and-
07:34I'm sorry, I always forget your name.
07:36Shmebulok!
07:38Shmebulok!
07:39Yes!
07:40Anyways, long story short, us gnomes have been looking for a new queen!
07:45Right guys?
07:46Queen!
07:47Queen!
07:48Queen!
07:49Queen!
07:50Heh!
07:51So what do you say?
07:55Will you join us in holy matronomy-
07:57matri- matrimony?
07:59Blah!
08:00Can't talk today!
08:02Look, I'm sorry guys, you're really sweet, but-
08:07I'm a girl, and you're gnomes, and it's like-
08:11What?
08:13Yikes.
08:14We understand.
08:15We'll never forget you, Mabel.
08:18Because we're gonna kidnap you.
08:19Huh?
08:22I'm coming for ya!
08:24Mabel?
08:26What the heck is going on here?
08:28Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes!
08:31Gnomes?
08:32Why not?
08:35Attention gnomes!
08:37Hand over my sister!
08:41Is that all you got?
08:42Cai hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
08:55Woah!
08:56Yah!
09:01αν hunger!
09:02Mabel, you have to jump!
09:05I'm tied up!
09:06Use your braces!
09:13Ha!
09:18I'll save you, Dipper!
09:23Thanks, Mabel.
09:25Don't mention it. Hey, what's that?
09:32Well, I think we lost him.
09:41Uh-oh.
09:45Enough!
09:55My queen!
09:57The time has come to fulfill your destinies!
10:02Step back, man!
10:03You're old!
10:04As it is written in the prophecy of Schmesseldorf!
10:08Go away!
10:10I will fight you, dude!
10:11The prophecy of...
10:12Ouch!
10:14All right, fine.
10:15You want her back?
10:16There's only one way!
10:19You must answer!
10:22A riddle!
10:24A riddle?
10:25I need you to know a riddle.
10:26Like a question?
10:27Sure, it's probably...
10:27One of those, okay.
10:29Fine! Riddle me!
10:30Whaaaaat?
10:32Is a ghost's favorite ice cream flavor?
10:36Ah!
10:37Give up!
10:39Just give up and get out of here!
10:41Blueberry!
10:42Cookies and scream!
10:44Dipper, trust me just this once!
10:46You were wrong about Norman!
10:48So are you!
10:54Blueberry?
10:54I'm sorry for ignoring your advice.
11:16You really were just looking out for me.
11:18Oh, don't be like that.
11:20You saved our butts back there.
11:22I guess I'm just sad that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes.
11:26Look on the right side.
11:28Maybe the next one will be a vampire.
11:30Oh, you're just saying that.
11:33Awkward sibling hug?
11:35Awkward sibling hug.
11:37Pat, pat.
11:38All in all, it was the least weird day of summer.
12:01Boy!
12:02Ch—
12:02I'm sorry.
12:03Me?
12:11I'm sorry!
12:13I'm sorry.
12:13I'm sorry.
12:14See his face?
12:15I'm timely.
12:15His face is so ISIS.
12:19I'm the only one I'm on my face.
12:20One of those, God is wrong but when you're walking the street.
12:22It's a little volunt.
12:22You're dying to lickanders towards me.
12:23But if you're flourished in your nose...
12:24...
12:24...
12:26I've got a lot of horses.
12:26I don't remember.
12:27You're pending they're going to kill though.
12:28I maybe just редкие guys on the street.
12:28The Angels got ready.
12:28It's a slow and прray.
12:29I think you're endowed.
12:29Then go down the Problem!
12:30Every heart...
