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Duncan uses an app to drive Chef's car and ends up destroying the entire school, and instead of using the settlement for repairs, the Chef takes the children on a cross-country waterpark adventure.
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00:00Sargent
00:25So, how is chef makes his car do this when he's inside the school?
00:27I knew this day would come. The machines have become self-aware. We're all doomed.
00:33Harold, that's ridiculous. Obviously, the car is haunted.
00:36Cool.
00:37Or maybe it's hungry. My tummy makes that noise all the time.
00:43Or Duncan is messing with Chef's car again.
00:49Woo-hoo! Got it started.
00:51I was right, as usual.
00:53Duncan, you can't steal Chef's car.
00:55I'm not. Cody is.
00:57I'm a crash-test dummy.
00:59Cody, how could you?
01:01I got the GPS tracker.
01:03Well done, my fine assistant. Glue it to Cody's head.
01:06I am very disappointed in you, Cody.
01:09You do know it's Duncan doing all of this, right?
01:13Done!
01:18Dangle Baskets! You can control a car with your phone?
01:21Yep. There's an app for everything.
01:23This one's called Vroom Vroom Drive Time.
01:25Best buck twenty-nine I ever spent.
01:32My car!
01:34Uh-oh.
01:37No!
01:40What's gotten into you?
01:41Don't worry, Richard Swimmins. We'll just wait here until it runs out of gas.
02:05Who's responsible for this?
02:13I don't feel in the wonkies.
02:16I know who did this.
02:23Duncan, what did I say about breaking into my car, taping Cody to the wheel, and driving it through all the walls until the school crumbles?
02:30Um...
02:31I said it was bad!
02:32Oh, I thought you said rad. You can see the confusion.
02:38Here it comes!
02:41Every time a teacher tells me I'm bad, a demon gets its horns!
02:47Duncan, you're getting a fifty-year time.
02:50Hi there! Sorry to interrupt, but I just want a quick word before you punish the child.
02:54And you are?
02:55I'm a representative from Vroom Vroom Drive Time, the car driving app for kids!
03:00Why would anyone make a car driving app for kids? Look what it did to my school!
03:04In our defense, the app is completely safe when not in use.
03:10Anyway, please accept this shockingly huge settlement payout for your troubles.
03:16Drive! Drive!
03:18Whoa, that's a lot of zeros! And for once, I don't mean the kids.
03:22Oh, I beg your pardon?
03:25Oh, don't be mad. I said it under my breath.
03:29Aha! You're not going anywhere without a good talking to.
03:33Duncan! I'm trying to control myself here, but I just want to scream because I've never been this proud of you!
03:42What?
03:43Let's hear it for Duncan! Duncan! Duncan! Duncan!
03:48I'm being praised by a teacher? This is my worst nightmare!
03:53Teachers, teachers! Teachers! Stop saying that! Stop it!
03:57Everybody hush! Duncan and I have to decide how to spend all this money.
04:02How about using it to, oh, I don't know, REBUILD THE SCHOOL?!
04:07BORING!
04:09Me and Bestie said the same thing. I know how to spend it.
04:15Kids, we're going to Sir Splash-A-Lots!
04:21The wettest water park there ever was! Home of the douse canning, douse dolphins, and authentic water polo!
04:30Sir Splash-A-Lots has everything!
04:33I love water parks! You don't have to get off the rides to use the toilet!
04:37Chef, I implore you! The right thing to do with that money is to rebuild the school!
04:43Courtney, I've heard what you said, but you're like a fart in an elevator. Wrong on so many levels.
04:48Now, everybody thank Duncan. Without his brilliant mind, we'd never have gotten the money for this trip!
04:54No! No, no, no, no, no, no! What I did was actually super dangerous and irresponsible! People could have been hurt!
05:02Nope! You did a great thing, and no one got hurt!
05:07I think I need to go to the hopsital.
05:11Kids, be sure to tell your parents this trip is educational!
05:15How is a trip to Sir Splash-A-Lots educational?
05:18I don't know. Makes something up.
05:20Ugh! I guess I could tell them it's a science trip to learn about displacement by measuring the water levels before and after we immerse ourselves onto the slides.
05:28Okay, we get it. You're annoying.
05:30Isn't Sir Splash-A-Lots on the other side of the country?
05:34Noah's right. Everybody pack a lunch. We're taking a trip!
05:42Here we are, kids! Everyone remember to pack a lunch?
05:48Got it covered, Chef!
05:50Man, those are some ugly-looking lunchboxes.
05:53Um, hello? These are officially Auntie Ant lunchboxes?
05:57She's only the biggest superhero right now.
06:00Who am I? I was just an ordinary ant.
06:03One day, I got bit.
06:06By a radioactive human, wouldn't you know it?
06:12So now, I've got me the powers of an elderly human.
06:16Auntie Ant, it is time for you to feel the sting of defeat!
06:19Ha-ha! If you want to battle, surely you can show up before 8.30 at night.
06:25I am tuckered.
06:27Sure, I'm running out of superhero ideas.
06:30Yep, that's true. Yeah.
06:32Well, Slick?
06:33Yeah, Sly?
06:34That was one perfect diamond heist!
06:37You said it, boss! Perfect heist!
06:40And this is the perfect way to smuggle the loot!
06:43No one will ever search a kid's lunchbox!
06:48Whoa!
06:50Ah, the crystalline hashtag!
06:53Great hiding place, boss! Just great!
06:57Here you go! That makes 14 first-class tickets to serve splash-a-lots!
07:02Gwen, why are you bringing a tombstone to a water park?
07:05It's the same shape as a boogie board.
07:07Well, that is just a weird answer. The tombstone stays here!
07:10Ugh, fine.
07:13Now, I'm sure some of you might get lost in this big airport, so I'm putting you into three groups.
07:18In my group, there'll be my best buddy, Duncan, obviously.
07:23Ha-ha!
07:24And Lightning. I'll also take Beth and Cody, since they helped Duncan win me all this money.
07:30Gwen? Have you already forgotten what actually happened?
07:34Next buddy group is Courtney, Owen, Noah, Sugar, and Gwen.
07:38And the last group will be the other ones.
07:41But what happens if our whole group gets lost?
07:44Or we suddenly forget what planes look like.
07:46Or we're pooping, and it takes forever because halibut bread is delicious?
07:51Relax, relax!
07:53I'd never abandon students and fly across the country.
07:56Unless I'd give them the maps.
07:58Here you go.
07:59We get separated, meet here.
08:01Wow, Chef. Did you color those all by yourself?
08:05Well done.
08:05Thank you, Noah. I worked really hard.
08:08Now, I'm giving a map to the smartest person in each group.
08:11So, one for me, one for Courtney.
08:15Hi! You think Courtney's brain is smarter than mine brain does?
08:19Yes.
08:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, Chef, oh!
08:23The map goes to LeSean.
08:24Card pass.
08:25People in charge take the fall when things go bad, and I am not going down for you.
08:29Huh, okay.
08:30Uh, uh...
08:33Oh, me!
08:34Chef, me!
08:35Whoever catches it is in charge!
08:41The map chose me!
08:42I am the chosen one!
08:46That's not how choosing works!
08:47Chosen one!
08:49Sometimes you just gotta toss a map and see where it blows!
08:52That's not how maps work!
08:54Ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:55No one knows how maps work.
08:57Come on!
08:58We gotta get through security before the flight leaves!
09:01Sir Splashalots!
09:04Wow.
09:05We're actually doing it.
09:06Sir Splashalots!
09:07Sir Splashalots!
09:08Sir Splashalots!
09:09Sir Splashalots!
09:10Sir Splashalots!
09:11Sir Splashalots!
09:12I'm so excited!
09:14My stomach isn't nuts!
09:16We're back to board a plane to Sir Splashalots!
09:20We should've used that money to rebuild the school!
09:24Close your head, Courtney, or I'll push you in the pool!
09:31You wanna go?
09:32I wanna go!
09:33Should I go?
09:33You gotta go!
09:34What is it, though?
09:35It's H2!
09:36Whoa!
09:37It's water's lights!
09:40It's all your favorite water rides!
09:45Here comes back to spoil it!
09:46It's the world's finest toy way!
09:53Sir Splashalots was a cowardly knight.
09:56Every little thing gave him a terrible fright.
09:59If he saw a kitten, a cloud, or a farmer,
10:01Sir Splashalots would scream and wet his suit of armor!
10:05Ha, ha, ha!
10:06That's how he got his name!
10:07Ha, ha, ha!
10:10Let's pretend we're fish!
10:14Or snappy meat crustaceans!
10:16This special kitty helps me with flotation!
10:20Ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:22Water parks cause more injuries than most summer destinations!
10:26Statistics show 18% of super lacerations!
10:29No one cares!
10:32I can't wait!
10:35It's gonna be rain!
10:38It's gonna be rain!
10:41We better end this musical number and get onto the plane!
10:46Sir Splashalots!
10:47Sir Splashalots!
10:48Sir Splashalots!
10:49Seriously, we're gonna miss the plane!
10:50Atom's in the bin!
11:00Hey, nobody!
11:01I was here first!
11:03Ow!
11:04Ow!
11:05Have some manners, first face!
11:07It's ladies first!
11:08But we were first!
11:11Oh!
11:12Then after...
11:14You!
11:15Uh!
11:16Uh!
11:17Oh!
11:19Yeah!
11:20Ha, ha, ha!
11:22Oh, man!
11:24Ah!
11:26Oh!
11:27Oh!
11:29Hold on!
11:30I got this!
11:31I saw this on an old television program.
11:40Where'd those kids come from?
11:42My ma told me kids get delivered by a large bird called a spork.
11:48What? No, I meant...
11:50Just come on.
11:54Boss, what happened to our diamond?
11:57Oh, no, we got the wrong lunchbox.
12:02One of them kids must have taken the diamond.
12:04Come on.
12:05Sir, your flight leaves in two minutes.
12:07You and your kids need to board now.
12:10Where'd the other two groups go?
12:11They were just with us.
12:13You're not going to leave them behind, are you?
12:15That'd be wrong.
12:16It's fine.
12:18You gave them maps.
12:19Ah, Beth's right.
12:20Let's go.
12:22Hey, buddy.
12:24Hey, didn't you have a bunch of kids with you earlier?
12:27Oh, give me a break.
12:28I gave them maps.
12:30Well, if they ain't with them, where is they?
12:34Who's idea was it to try a massage chair?
12:48Well, we didn't all have to try it at once.
12:51Yes, we did.
12:52For the body system.
12:54Let's do it again.
12:55Full power.
12:57Sir, splash a lot.
12:59Here we come.
13:01I just heard them.
13:03Where'd it go?
13:04There it is!
13:09Okay, we've been at this forever.
13:11We're going to miss the plane.
13:17Are we even sure this is the right place?
13:20Of course it is, Harold.
13:21Planes fly outside, not inside.
13:24Let's all run through fast!
13:27Ha!
13:27Not so fast, Lee!
13:32Out of board!
13:33Ahem.
13:34Is this the plane to serve splash a lots?
13:37No, siree.
13:38This here's the blimp to serve splash a lots.
13:42That's enough.
13:43Is it?
13:43Oh, we missed them!
13:54Nope.
13:55There they are!
13:57Is this the plane to serve splash a lots?
14:01No, siree.
14:02This here's the train to serve splash a lots.
14:05Train rhymes with plane.
14:07Is that good?
14:08Not sure that's the best way to evaluate modes of transportation.
14:13Big words, big words!
14:15Let's get on that train!
14:16I got this.
14:17Ah!
14:19Huh.
14:20Looks like we're taking a train.
14:21We gotta get that crystal back fast.
14:23Because we ain't the only ones after it.
14:26Bah, bah, bah, bah!
14:27Well, well, well-y.
14:31It seems the thieving thieves who thieved my crystalline hashtag have themselves been de-thieved.
14:39Brenda?
14:40Is de-thieved a word?
14:42Yes.
14:43Deceived is a word.
14:44No, Brenda.
14:46Not deceived.
14:47Not deceived is two words.
14:50I know that, Brenda.
14:52Oh, I must remember to go in and adjust her programming.
14:55But first, I need to get back that crystalline hashtag before they realize it isn't just a diamond.
15:06It's a quantum processor.
15:09And it will be the heart of my new social media platform for animals.
15:14Can you picture it?
15:15Feeling cute.
15:16Might delete later.
15:18My treasures.
15:19Who took all my treasures?
15:21To Gobi is to love me.
15:23Hashtag dehydrated.
15:24Weird sky tonight, huh, guys?
15:27Today, I sky pooped on two freshly washed cars and a wedding party, rewarding myself with potato sticks.
15:34Got called a crocodile today.
15:36Again, hashtag alligator problems.
15:39Every animal on Earth, the Irreliverse!
15:43Every animal from the simplest pigeon to the most brainless jellyfish would finally be able to post their opinions.
15:52But I need that hashtag.
15:54Brenda, where is the crystalline hashtag right now?
15:57It is...
15:59Not here.
16:01I could have told you that!
16:03Where is it?
16:05My algorithm suggests the hashtag is on the blimp.
16:08I must get it back before the buffoons who stole it from me and before the ones I stole it from.
16:13So, let me get this straight.
16:19This guy stole the crystalline hashtag, then these two stole it from him, and then they lost it to these tiny humans?
16:27Correct!
16:28Although, it's unclear if the tiny humans are even aware they have it.
16:32Well, I am upset.
16:34The front of our ship does not look nearly as good without it.
16:38Silence!
16:39It's more than just a hood ornament.
16:41It's the wormhole puncher we use to punch through time and cut across vast regions of space.
16:46Without it, we can never get back home.
16:49It goes without saying that's more important than how the ship looks.
16:52If it goes without saying, why did you say it?
16:56Do you know where it is?
16:58According to our superior alien calculations, it's on that plane in something called a lunchbox.
17:05Oh, that is a good name.
17:06Mm-hmm.
17:07Lunchbox.
17:08Because it carries their lunches.
17:10Yes!
17:10It says everything you need to know!
17:17Our next graduate has been the best teacher's pet a teacher could have.
17:21That's right!
17:22It's Duncan!
17:24Get up here, little buddy!
17:26I hereby present you with this geek paper for nerds.
17:33Congratulations!
17:35You're released on good behavior!
17:39No!
17:39Stop!
17:40Please!
17:41No!
17:42Why am I wearing a dress for judges?
17:44Get it off of me!
17:46Get it off of me!
17:49What?
17:49Oh, it was just a dream!
17:52You okay, little buddy?
17:53Did my new favorite student have a nightmare?
17:55Complimentary pillow to scream into, sir?
18:01Yes, please!
18:02This is your captain speaking.
18:06You'll notice we've switched on the fasten seatbelt sign.
18:09Unless, of course, you're in first class.
18:12Those people can party!
18:14You're in first class.
18:14You're in first class.
18:16Man, first class is the best, and that means so is Duncan!
18:24Teacher's pet! Teacher's pet! Teacher's pet!
18:28I'm glad we're taking a train. They're far better for the environment.
18:33Look at you all smart with your words. Spearmint, peppermint, environment. I know all the mans.
18:40I think Sugar might be upset that Chef said you were the smartest.
18:44Oh, sorry Sugar. I'm sure he only said that because it's true.
18:52Yep, yeah, pretty much.
18:53What? I won the Little Miss World Princess Math and Hot Top Pageant!
18:58I have so many questions I don't want answered.
19:01In your face!
19:03Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep.
19:06Way to go, big brain! You went and woke the vampire!
19:08Oh, I can't handle all this fighting. I'm gonna spend some time alone with my sandwich.
19:14Ah, there's something so peaceful about blimps. I wonder what it is.
19:20Excuse me, why are we the only ones riding in this balloon train?
19:24It's because blips are slow and boring. Your trip will take approximately... forever.
19:30Forever? The park might be closed by then.
19:33And Beth will have peed on every single ride.
19:37We gotta make this go faster!
19:38We sure do!
19:40We're being followed!
19:44They'll catch up to us any day now!
19:46Why would anyone be following us?
19:47Well, it was odd that two adults had a kid's lunchbox,
19:49so they could have been smuggling something that ended up with one of us by accident.
19:53And this hot air balloon means there is different bad guys going after whatever it is that we accidentally took from them.
19:59Sounds like a weak plot from a bad cartoon.
20:01My imagination gets carried away sometimes.
20:08My tummy doesn't like flying.
20:11I need to use the bathroom!
20:12Number one or number two?
20:14I need to go all the numbers of the alphabet.
20:16Just go! Go!
20:19You know what happens when you flush the toilet on a plane, right?
20:22What?
20:23It gets dumped out of a hatch in the bottom so you can poop on someone just like a bird!
20:27Ugh, that can't be true. Can it?
20:29I'm a little tempted myself, but I'm saving it for the water slides.
20:37That hatch has pictures of humans on it. Clearly it's the way inside.
20:42Verbo, you will sneak aboard and use your shape-shifting abilities to take the form of a human.
20:48Wh-why me?
20:50Because it's very dangerous and we both outrank you.
20:54Perfect timing! Look! Their hatch is opening!
20:58Wait!
20:58What is that?
20:59Oh no!
21:00Blushy-boosh, blush, blush.
21:02Ah!
21:03Dear Zorilop and Gurgon!
21:06No!
21:07Wipers! Hit the wipers!
21:08Get it off! Get it off!
21:10Ah! It's getting in the ship!
21:12You just go before the hatch closes!
21:15But you saw what came out!
21:17It's an order!
21:18Without that wormhole puncher, we can't get home!
21:21Yeah!
21:21This toilet is making funny noises like my bummer runs.
21:31I don't remember eating you.
21:33You human!
21:35Prepare to be purple bexomorphed!
21:37Is that one of those cookies with raisins?
21:47Get in! There!
21:49Why am I doing this to me?
21:50Humans are so gross!
21:52Ah!
21:53Oh! Hello!
21:57Cage the tiny human!
22:00What is happening?
22:02You are being abducted by aliens.
22:04Oh, good!
22:05I was scared for a second.
22:10FYI, you need to turn this teacher's pet thing around!
22:13I'm losing respect for you big time!
22:16You and me both!
22:17He's so proud of me, it's gross!
22:20You just need to get in trouble!
22:22By doing what you do best!
22:24Messing with Cody!
22:28Cody, why are you all blue?
22:30Oh, you fell in the toilet water again, huh?
22:33I am the tiny human called Cody.
22:36Knowing yourself is so important!
22:38May I investigate your lunchbox for items that may be of interest to me?
22:42Okay, but only because you asked in the weirdest way possible.
22:45This is your captain speaking!
22:48If I could have your, uh, attention!
22:50Excuse me, little boy.
22:52You're not allowed to use that.
22:53It's okay!
22:54I'm in first class!
22:55Please, forgive me.
22:57I didn't know.
22:58It's fine.
22:59No, no!
23:00I'll never forgive myself for speaking to a first class passenger like that!
23:03Never!
23:08Whoa!
23:09First class rules!
23:11I'm gonna need all the first class passengers to take out their complimentary slippers and use them to beat Cody.
23:18Beat Cody with slippers?
23:20Why?
23:21Just earth food.
23:21Ow!
23:22Ow!
23:23Ow!
23:24Ow!
23:24Ow!
23:25Ow!
23:25Ow!
23:26Ow!
23:26Ow!
23:26Please!
23:27Ow!
23:27Stop!
23:27Ow!
23:28Ow!
23:28You heard the captain.
23:29Get smacking!
23:30Wait, this seems wrong, doesn't it?
23:32I don't know.
23:32I never flown first class before.
23:34Trust me, it's fine.
23:36Ow!
23:36Ow!
23:37Ercee, please!
23:38Virgo!
23:39Is your cover blown?
23:40Ow!
23:40No, it wasn't.
23:41This is apparently normal.
23:43Yeah, pretty much.
23:45Now, uh...
23:46Using your complimentary headphones, tie him up and string him from the ceiling.
23:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
23:54There.
23:55All done.
23:56Ha ha ha ha ha.
23:57Look at Cody.
23:59Look what I did.
24:00Captain's orders.
24:01Captain?
24:02No, it was me.
24:04Ha ha ha.
24:05This is your captain beat Cody with slippers?
24:08Oh, Duncan.
24:11Ha ha ha ha.
24:13That is a bang-on impression of the captain.
24:16Wow.
24:17Best kid ever.
24:19Ha ha ha.
24:20It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
24:28A tuna, meatball, ice cream melt.
24:32We picked the right group, all right.
24:35That kid's got the diamond.
24:37Not for long, he don't.
24:38I got a plan.
24:39Just follow my lead.
24:46I'm not a fan of violence, but I protect my lunch like a mama bear protects her cub.
24:53So, I'm sorry for what you're about to see.
24:56Let go of my sandwich.
25:00After him!
25:24I'm really mad that you're making me eat things out of order.
25:35I'm really mad that you're making me eat things out of order.
25:36I'm really mad.
25:37I'm really mad.
25:38I'm really mad.
25:40I'm really mad.
25:41I'm really mad.
25:42I'm really mad.
25:43I'm really mad.
25:44I'm really mad.
25:44They tried, but they just weren't hungry enough.
25:49Yes. Soon, my balloon cyber goons will be upon them.
25:55Brenda, how much longer before we catch up?
25:58Catch up is a condiment.
25:59What? Catch up! How long before we catch up?
26:04Catching up will take approximately three days.
26:07Well, that is much too slow.
26:09Okay, delete the balloon cyber goons.
26:12The hot air balloon that was behind us just popped and vanished.
26:17Calm down. That's what balloons do.
26:20Aren't we in a balloon?
26:26Helicopter cyber goons should do the trick.
26:30Helicopter! We're still being chased!
26:32And we still don't care.
26:33But we still need to go faster, right?
26:36I know how!
26:39It'll be loud, so cover your ears!
26:43Those are your eyes, genius.
26:45Who said that? I can't hear you.
26:48Izzy, this is a bad idea!
26:50Nuh-uh. It'll be like when you pop a balloon and it zips all around super fast.
26:55That sounds like a bad idea.
26:57Aw.
26:59And this is why I did not want to be in charge of this group.
27:05What's got you down, goody-two-shoots?
27:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:19Oh, you just watch.
27:21Hey, get your own booger sandwich!
27:25Ow!
27:26Oh, why?
27:30Scales report.
27:31I've searched two lunchboxes, but it's very painful to be human.
27:35Going to check lunchbox number three.
27:40I'm not sure I can let you...
27:41Hey! I'm in first class and I need my teacher to hate me again, so teach me how to put it into a dive!
27:48First class? I'm so sorry, sir. I'll see myself out.
27:52Guess I'll figure it out on my own then.
27:54It's a... firework sandwich?
27:58Cody, why are you looking in Duncan's lunchbox? You know the rule about other people...
28:02This'll get me back on the naughty list.
28:17Duncan, you in here?
28:19Look! I'm flying the plane!
28:21Duncan, I'm very proud of you.
28:24Sorry if I sounded upset, but I'm dealing with Cody, who I caught messing with your lunchbox.
28:29He's being very bad.
28:31What?
28:33What's a kid gotta do to get in trouble around here?
28:38I thought you were gonna try to get in trouble.
28:41I am trying!
28:43Oh, that is it. Time out, Cody. Big time out.
28:48Respect level zero.
28:50Aw.
28:51I didn't have a choice. They were after my sandwich.
28:57Why on earth would they want your sandwich?
29:00Oh, mama! I gotta get me some of them.
29:03So, how do we get to Sir Splash-a-Lots?
29:05Luckily, I've prepared for this.
29:07I looked up every travel route on the map and booked us rides.
29:11Booked us rides!
29:13Courtney's declared herself the leader. Fine.
29:17If she thinks I ain't smart, then I'll show her how not smart I can do.
29:21That sure is a nice map, Courtney.
29:23Can I take a gander?
29:25Ye-hee!
29:25Oops! I ate it!
29:30I'm still a mine!
29:31I guess I'm just not as smart as you.
29:34That's okay. I made backups.
29:36Uh, where are we?
29:48Well, this isn't Sir Splash-a-Lots.
29:51Maybe someone in town will help us.
29:53Hey, creepy old dude, is there a water park around here?
30:07Huh? Oh, thank goodness you found me.
30:10I've been stuck out here for...
30:12Ah! We gotta get out of here!
30:16Which way do we go?
30:18Get a hold of yourself!
30:21Ah! Izzy, stop map-slapping Harold.
30:25Oh, right. We don't need directions. We have a map, remember?
30:28Oh.
30:29Oh, good. Maybe we can find a bus stop or...
30:32What are you doing?
30:35I'm letting the energy of the map guide me.
30:38You can't be serious!
30:40That's not how maps work.
30:41My uncle is a cartographer.
30:44He studies shopping carts?
30:45No, cartographers make maps.
30:48We don't want to lose Izzy. Let's go!
30:50Da-da-da-da-da-da!
30:52Have you found the crystalline hashtag yet?
30:55No, and I can't search right now.
30:57I'm in a timeout.
30:58Oh, what?
30:59What's the big idea, huh?
31:00Trying to steal my street cred?
31:02You really think I'm gonna let you?
31:03How is it? Bring me the leg straps!
31:08Duncan, what's wrong?
31:11Cody is...
31:14Was Cody bullying you? I got you. I got you. You're okay now.
31:19Is it opposite day?
31:21The king of bad has officially lost his crown.
31:24Enough is enough. We're capturing the plane.
31:28Uh, folks, we seem to be trapped in an alien tractor beam.
31:34Sorry for the inconvenience. Just sit tight.
31:40Now we'll do it the hard way!
31:43Oh, man! We got a water park to get to and my bladder is about to burst!
31:47I hope the other groups are having a better time.
31:52If I don't get to slide, you won't see me smile.
31:58We haven't had fun in a long, long while.
32:04If there's no sliding, there'll be no joy.
32:08My new bathing suit's made of corduroy.
32:13We'll never find it. We failed our quest.
32:18Is there a word for beyond depressed?
32:22It's the actualization of my worst fears.
32:28But don't you worry, you can slide on my tears.
32:34This is not a happy song.
32:37What we look forward to is now gone.
32:40Oh, balance this here must start all day long.
32:43Think of the things we'll be missing at all.
32:49I want several bruises that I can't explain.
32:53To collect all the coins from the filter in the drive.
32:56I want a jumpsuit down like a garbage soup.
33:00Get wedgie soup that I cough on my swimsuit.
33:03I want a rocket down a slide in a fake plastic log.
33:06I want to pay $20 for a cold hot dog.
33:10I want to wait in line for hours and hours.
33:14Get a fungal infection from public showers.
33:17I want to throw a chocolate bar into the pool.
33:21And watch people panic when I say it's my stall.
33:26She'd prefer to say poop, but she needed a rhyme.
33:29It's awful.
33:30It's brutal.
33:31It's horrible.
33:32It rocks.
33:33It rocks.
33:34We're our Easter Splash of Us.
33:46A lot of emotion in that one.
33:48Got me right in the feels.
33:49But there's a lot of talented singers out there.
33:51I'm sorry.
33:52It's still an O for me, dog.
33:54So everyone thinks Courtney is so smart.
33:58Guess I'll have to show them her ideas are no match for my willingness
34:02to ruin her ideas.
34:04Horses are also environmentally friendly.
34:07And we're making great time.
34:09Hey!
34:10Sugar!
34:11Was I not supposed to do that?
34:13Oopsie!
34:14I'm not nearly as smart as Courtney.
34:18Go mountain goats!
34:25Oopsie!
34:26Gorilla Tour Guide!
34:28Banana delivery for a sugar?
34:31Sugar?
34:32Oopsie!
34:33Okay!
34:34We're getting close!
34:35Sugar, please don't trip us up!
34:37Oh, I won't!
34:38Uh, Sugar just dumped shark bait in the water.
34:44Shark?
34:45Ah!
34:46Of course!
34:51So what do you wanna do now, boss?
34:57I don't know.
34:58But we know they're headed to search Splashalots.
35:01Let's just wait there and ambush them.
35:03Yeah!
35:04Ambush them!
35:05Ugh!
35:06We for sure picked the hardest group to follow.
35:08Swamp Cyber goons!
35:11Swamp Cyber goons, move in!
35:14Drat!
35:16Islander Cyber goons, move in!
35:18Drat
35:23Islander cyber goons
35:31Move in
35:33Oh fiddlesticks
35:37These kids are crafty
35:39How rude
35:44The map has spoken
35:47We can drive the rest of the way in this thing
35:50What's it even for?
35:52Honestly, we don't know
35:53We just thought it looked cool
35:55You kids probably shouldn't touch it
35:57Please?
35:59That would be totally illegal
36:01But you said please
36:02We might make it safely after all
36:06Izzy, what are you doing?
36:08Well, I still have to use the map, don't I?
36:10Nothing will get by my army of cyber goons
36:19Nothing
36:19I am getting real sick of that screen
36:30I want this on the record
36:33I was scared of an alien Cody
36:35Not real Cody
36:36Sure you were, buddy
36:38Sure you were
36:39Enough!
36:40Where is the last lunchbox?
36:43I only found three
36:44And there were four tiny humans aboard
36:46You didn't have to abduct our plane
36:49I'll buy you a lunchbox
36:51What we want
36:52Is the crystalline hashtag
36:53It's the wormhole punch
36:55We need to get home
36:57Yeast
36:57Yeah
36:58Your ship looks basic without it
37:00No offense
37:01Why do humans say no offense?
37:03We're saying something clearly offensive
37:05Just give us the hashtag
37:07Where is it?
37:08At least me
37:09Maybe one of the other kids has it
37:11Ugh
37:11And where are they?
37:12How would I know?
37:13I'm just their teacher
37:14But they're meeting us here
37:16Set a course for this
37:18Sir Splashalots
37:19Where do you think you're going?
37:21We're all heading the same way
37:23Figured we'd jump in with you
37:24Ugh
37:25Fine
37:26Throw them in the cage with the other one
37:28We're going to Sir Splashalots!
37:33Aww
37:33Sugar
37:35This has to stop
37:37I can't take it anymore
37:39You hard tighter
37:41You're the smart one
37:43Fine
37:44I'm not the smart one
37:46You are
37:47You get to lead the group
37:48Here's the map
37:49Happy now?
37:50Thanks
37:50But I don't need no mic
37:52We're here!
37:54Wow
37:55Sugar got us to Sir Splashalots!
37:58What?
37:59Yeah
37:59Let's hear it for Sugar
38:00Hip hip
38:01Hooray!
38:02Seriously?
38:05Aww
38:05Stop being such a sore loser
38:08And come on!
38:10Woohoo!
38:11Woohoo!
38:12Woohoo!
38:12Woohoo!
38:13Not so fast
38:15You little brats
38:15So
38:16You thought you could lose us
38:18Didn't you?
38:19Yeah
38:20Didn't you?
38:21Uh
38:21Who are you?
38:22Ah
38:23It's the bad man
38:24Who tried to steal my sandwich
38:26Buddy
38:26You don't want to get between us
38:29And that water park
38:30Yeah?
38:31Show us what you got
38:33Izzy
38:36It defies our logic
38:38But
38:38You got us here
38:39And now
38:40I will faint
38:41Hi
38:43Hi
38:43Hi
38:44Indeed
38:45Now hand over those lunch boxes
38:48You may have beaten my cyber goons so far
38:51But it's time for a rematch
38:53Army
38:54Attack
38:55Rematch?
39:02I've never seen them in my life
39:04Stealing people's lunches is mean
39:07They do not want your puny earth lunch
39:12Wretched human
39:13We have all come here for the same
39:15Woohoo!
39:18Sirs, flash the lights
39:20Oh
39:20Hi kids
39:21I'm so glad you made it
39:23Do you mind?
39:24We're in the middle of something
39:26Anyway
39:27We are all after the same precious lunch box
39:30And I think you know what we're talking about
39:33It's now or never, baby
39:36There
39:43It is at one with me
39:45Anyway
39:47Moving on
39:49Whatever these nice people
39:51And aliens
39:52Walt is clearly in one of your lunch boxes
39:55The sooner we hand it over
39:56The sooner we get to hit the water park
39:58It's not in this one either
40:04Why do so many parents pack granola bars and lunches?
40:07They're not a tasty treat
40:09You got that right
40:10Duncan?
40:12Don't you want me to teleport you into the water park?
40:14No!
40:15I can't face everyone like this
40:17My image is ruined
40:18I've never seen you sad before
40:20It's making me sad
40:22Well, get used to it
40:24As long as I'm chef's best buddy
40:26I'll never be happy again
40:28So unless you know how to
40:30I don't know
40:31Destroy sir splash-a-lots
40:33This is the new me
40:35I don't know how to do that
40:37But I can share my lunch with you
40:39I forgot I even had it
40:41That's not my sandwich
40:46What is it?
40:47It must be the wormhole puncher
40:49They were talking about
40:50It can punch a wormhole in anything
40:52Oh, really?
40:55Fourteen all-inclusive tickets, please
40:58All right, kids
40:59Just stay behind me
41:00Kids
41:01Kids!
41:02Let go of my lunchbox!
41:05Stop slapping yourself
41:07What do you think you're doing?
41:11Having fun
41:12Either you can fight with your new friends
41:14Or you can go to the water park
41:16Which is it gonna be?
41:19That's better
41:19Wait
41:20Where are Duncan and Cody?
41:22Oh, chef!
41:25I'm right here
41:26The crystalline hashtag
41:28It's back!
41:30What?
41:31Duncan, buddy
41:32We had a good thing going
41:35Don't ruin it
41:36Let's just go to sir splash-a-lots
41:38You wanna go to sir splash-a-lots?
41:41Then go get it!
41:44No!
41:48Our vacation!
41:51I wonder where I just said sir splash-a-lots
41:54Oh, my
41:57Oh, drat
42:01Sir splash-a-lots!
42:05Go back!
42:07It was on the ship
42:08The entire time
42:10I went through all that
42:12For nothing?
42:14Yes, yes, yes
42:15Don't be a baby
42:16Let's head home
42:17Oh, man
42:21Pickles are diamond
42:23Yep
42:24This time
42:25Crime didn't pay
42:26There might be a lesson in that
42:28Nah
42:29Hey, Duncan
42:33This school bus
42:34Will get us back home
42:36Everyone's on board
42:37You coming?
42:38Sir splash-a-lots refunded our tickets
42:40So I guess I'll rebuild the school
42:43But I'm very disappointed in you, Duncan
42:46Thank you
42:47That's all I ever wanted
42:49Wait a minute
42:51Wait a minute
42:51My entire body is filled with pee
42:59It's good to be home
43:02But we're still on the bus
43:04Cody
43:05I know I mess with you a lot
43:07But after today
43:08How about we start messing with everyone else
43:11Together?
43:14This is the beginning of a horrible friendship
43:18I'll see you next time
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