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Eric and the gang plan to streak during an appearance by Prince Charles.
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00:00How much longer?
00:14Ten more seconds. Concentrate!
00:18This is so stupid!
00:20It's not stupid. You're gonna love it.
00:24Levitation. It's the ultimate high.
00:28Right. Into position.
00:32And up she goes!
00:36Oh, my God! We've made her fly!
00:38Put me down! Put me down!
00:40Maguire, we must only use this power for good.
00:46It's just a trick, Matt. But it's cool, isn't it?
00:50Fantastic!
00:52Eric, give me my drink. I'm extremely dehydrated.
00:56There we go. One orange squash.
01:00Eric, I told you my top three choices were Fanta, Tab or Chariade.
01:04Nevertheless, one orange squash.
01:06I'll just have water.
01:08There's a hose in the garden.
01:10Eric, I've noticed the pop selection has really gone down since your dad got fired.
01:16He's part-time. Shut up.
01:18Eric! Eric! Eric! Eric! Eric! Eric!
01:20Listen! The Prince is coming to Luton.
01:22What Prince?
01:24Prince Charles! The Prince of Wales!
01:26The Earl of Cornwall! The Duke of... wherever!
01:28Anyway, he's coming to Luton!
01:30Why would Prince Charles come to Luton?
01:32Oh, he's opening something or other.
01:34There's a reception for him at the college.
01:38Daddy organised it.
01:42Dear, the next time you know a member of our royal family is visiting,
01:46could you give me just a little bit more notice?
01:48Oh, my life, I haven't dusted in weeks.
01:51I've got to polish all the furniture. Eric, tidy up this garage.
01:54She's not actually coming to our house.
01:56You never know!
01:58Never know!
02:00Never know!
02:10Days like this, I feel like I can change the world
02:18Days like this, I feel like I can change the world
02:22Do all the days like this
02:30Toad in a hole again?
02:32Yes, well, why don't we miss a mortgage repayment?
02:34Then we could all eat steak.
02:38Just imagine.
02:40The Prince of Wales is visiting.
02:42Ronnie, you must clip that privet.
02:44Well, it's not like he's visiting our house.
02:46No, that's what I said.
02:47Never mind.
02:49Why is he coming, anyway?
02:51I think he's opening a new assembly line.
02:55At the factory.
02:58Oh, well, that's just great.
03:00Now, it really takes the biscuit.
03:02I lose half my job to a machine,
03:04and the Queen's jug-eared son comes along.
03:08Gives it the royal seal of approval.
03:10Rule bloody Britannia.
03:11Sweetheart, it's not as if the Prince took your job.
03:15And it's good that his ears are so wide,
03:18because it'll make it easier for him to listen to his people
03:22when he becomes our ruler.
03:25Yeah.
03:26It'll make it easier to lift his head out the executioner's basket.
03:33Nevertheless, he is our future king.
03:35Oh, for God's sake, the lad's old enough to know what a lot of old crap the royal family is.
03:38Listen, Eric, just because a bunch of interbred Germans swan around England like they own this place
03:46doesn't mean that we should lick their boots. Remember that.
03:50And perhaps Eric should also remember that there has been a king or queen on the throne for quite some time,
03:55and it would be rather rude to ask them to leave it now.
04:00What do you think, Eric?
04:13Well, I suppose that I would have to say
04:18that everyone's political opinions are both valid and worth hearing.
04:25on the one hand, you are right.
04:30And so is Mum.
04:34That's just great, son.
04:37So when you vote for the first time,
04:40you'll be able to tick all the little boxes.
04:49Now, firstly, a note for those who've been making deliveries to the old folks' home.
04:54Coal is not, I repeat, not a vegetable.
05:03Now, I've called this special assembly because, as you probably all know,
05:07Luton will soon be honoured by a visit from his royal highness, the Prince of Wales.
05:13This will be a great occasion for the town and a great day for everyone.
05:18But I fear there could be some rotten apples who will try to spoil our barrel of fun.
05:26Well, even though we are.
05:30Who cares if Prince Charles is coming?
05:32Well, at least it's better than when the Radio One Roadshow came.
05:35Oh, yeah, Leo Sayre and a free pencil case signed by Diddy David Hamilton.
05:38Yeah, I was hoping for at least that chick from the top of the pop's album court.
05:44And yes, even Cleethorpes.
05:46So, let me spell it out, Mr or Mrs Troublemaker.
05:52This is not an opportunity for some sort of, quote, unquote, social statement type of protest.
05:58It may seem a chance to prove your manhood or prove that you're cool.
06:04But this is our future king, the son of our queen.
06:08So, please, no idiotic attempts to get attention.
06:12And no shenanigans.
06:15Otherwise, you might just as well go home right now.
06:24So, the Prince of Parties, you'll be arriving around noon.
06:26You won't have a very large entourage.
06:29Oh, curried eggs. Are these for anybody?
06:33Hi, Daddy. Hi, Mr Palmer.
06:36Hello, kitten. Us grown-ups are talking about grown-up things here.
06:41Why don't you and your friend go up to your room?
06:47Now, I'm delighted to inform you that the board of the car plant
06:51and some other captains of industry will be coming along to the reception.
06:54Obviously, they're not real captains, so there's no need to salute.
06:57Back to you, Geoff.
07:01Now, normally at the reception, a local dignitary, such as myself,
07:05would thank the prince for his attendance.
07:06But, considering the controversy over the assembly line,
07:10the people at the car plant thought it might be a good gesture
07:13if it was made by one of their own employees.
07:16A working-class, factory-floor-type chap.
07:19The man on the Clapham omnibus.
07:22I suppose someone you and I would term a...
07:24a... a pleb.
07:33So, of course I thought of you.
07:36We'd like you to thank the Prince of Wales.
07:39Oh!
07:41So, what do you say to that?
07:42I say no thank you when I want my mole grits back.
07:45I'll do it.
07:47That's very sweet of you, Kitty,
07:49but we're looking for someone who will be able to hold the floor.
07:52You know, a man.
07:54But just imagine, Ron.
07:58The top brass from your firm,
08:01the people who own your factory,
08:03will be there.
08:05And you, the average bloke on the shop floor,
08:08will be talking to the Prince of Wales,
08:10our future head of state,
08:12in front of them.
08:14Take advantage of the opportunity.
08:20Turn that light off.
08:21Sorry.
08:28We need to do something subversive.
08:31Something that says we won't bow down
08:34to the meaningless figureheads of a corrupt system.
08:37I know.
08:39A well-conducted referendum.
08:41That's good.
08:43I just think Dylan's looking for something a little easier
08:45to arrange before Tuesday talk.
08:47Something in the radical tradition of Cromwell and Guy Fawkes.
08:51Yeah.
08:52I know.
08:54Let's streak.
08:56Bingo!
08:58I mean, we could run naked as the day we were born
09:01for a whole sea of people.
09:03I've always wanted to do that.
09:05You know, just be free and shake it about.
09:10So, who's with me?
09:11Will people be chasing us through ice and snow with pointer sticks?
09:15No.
09:16Then I'm in.
09:18Cool.
09:20Rick.
09:21Streaking.
09:23Listen, don't get me wrong, I'm completely pro-nudity.
09:26All right.
09:27But I think my dad would kill me and I'm kind of anti-being killed.
09:31If there wasn't a huge downside to doing something this stupid,
09:36wouldn't be worth doing.
09:37Oh, good point.
09:39Hey, Donna, what about you?
09:40Well, completely humiliate myself in front of everybody I know
09:44and the next King of England.
09:46That's quite an offer.
09:48Suit yourself that you're missing out on a chance to really make a statement.
09:53I think I'm going to write a top slogan like, er,
09:56I hate the filth on my arse.
09:59But if you hate the filth on your arse, why don't you just wash it off?
10:12Pretty snazzy, huh?
10:17Patriotically groovy, Dad.
10:19You like it?
10:20I've got one for you, too.
10:23We're going to wear them at the reception.
10:26No.
10:27No way.
10:29Sweetie, please.
10:30This is really important to me.
10:32Mr. Burgett and all the other businessmen are doing something.
10:35I want to be involved, too.
10:38I'll get your outfit.
10:39You can try it on.
10:40No, Dad!
10:42Mum, why are you doing this?
10:44Donna, there are a lot of things I have to do to keep your father happy
10:47that I don't really like.
10:48Mum?
10:50Ugh.
10:52Oh, no, not that.
10:54No, I love that.
10:55No, no.
10:57What I meant was, like, watching match of the day.
11:01And look, honey, you're right in the middle.
11:04You're the centre of the whole flag.
11:07It'll be wonderful.
11:08Everyone will be looking at us.
11:10Exactly.
11:12Look, I've already turned down one good offer to make a fool of myself. Sorry.
11:15Oh, but, Donna, please.
11:18Do it for me.
11:20Do it for the family.
11:22No.
11:24Oh, dear.
11:26Oh, dear.
11:28Oh, dear.
11:30Hello.
11:32Good news, Bob.
11:33I've had a think about it, and I've decided I would like to give the thanks to Prince Charles.
11:37Blimey, Ron.
11:38That is good news.
11:39Well, it's good to see that some people are still prepared to stand up and be counted as patriots.
11:44Yeah, well, glad I could help.
11:48Oh, I'll give thanks, all right.
11:51Ron.
11:52Don't worry.
11:53I'm just going to take this opportunity to tell it like it is.
11:56Especially when the Ponce of Wales is listening.
11:59Ronny, please don't call him that.
12:04He's sensitive.
12:05He paints.
12:06He talks to plants.
12:09Well, he'll regret the day he came to talk to ours, won't he?
12:17My goodness.
12:18This food was so cheap.
12:26Oh, I see.
12:30So, Eric?
12:31The reception's tomorrow.
12:32What's the decision?
12:33Yeah, he got a streak and not...
12:36Erm...
12:37Maybe Eric doesn't want to look stupid.
12:39Look, if we all look stupid together, we'll look cool.
12:43Well, maybe he's not got the equipment for the job.
12:49Well, I've been doing some thinking and, erm...
12:52I'm in.
12:53Yes.
12:54Well, I have to say, you're going to look like a gang of idiots.
12:56That's right.
12:57A gang of naked idiots.
12:58Maguire, quiet down.
12:59This has to stay between us.
13:00We can't let anybody find out what we have planned.
13:03Right.
13:04Oh, they'll all just want to join in.
13:06No.
13:07Because if my father finds out, he'll nail me to a tree.
13:09Why are you all sitting on one side of the table?
13:10Huh?
13:11Why are you all sitting on one side of the table?
13:12Huh?
13:13Why are you all sitting on one side of the table?
13:14Huh?
13:15Why are you all sitting on one side of the table?
13:16Huh?
13:17Why are you all sitting on one side of the table?
13:18Why are you all sitting on one side of the table?
13:19Why am I all sitting on one side of the table?
13:23on one side of the table, huh?
13:45You see, Eric, I've got a coronation vessel
13:48for everybody after Queen Victoria.
13:50Except for Edward VIII, of course.
13:53He never got crowned because he married Mrs Simpson,
13:57the American prostitute.
14:00I got given this one when King George VI was crowned.
14:03You'll probably get one next year for the Silver Jubilee.
14:07Well, so they get sovereignty over the nation for 1,000 years,
14:10and we get mugs.
14:13The red flag's on.
14:15Oh, Dad, Bob Palmer wanted me to pass this on to you.
14:18What is it?
14:19What is the approved wording for the thanks to Prince Charles?
14:22The approved wording for the thanks?
14:25Yes.
14:26What, do you mean they don't think I can say,
14:28thanks, Prince Charles, like getting me tongue tangled?
14:30Oh, Ronnie, don't be stupid.
14:32There are probably special royal ways of saying these things.
14:35You've probably got to say, thank you,
14:37and may Lord smite the Catholics or something like that.
14:41Well, let's have a look.
14:42Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank His Royal Highness,
14:45the Prince of Wales, for his presence here today.
14:47May I wish him good health,
14:48and here's to a swift smiting of the Catholics.
14:50Oh, you're right.
14:51Joke.
14:52Don't joke.
14:54Joke.
14:55Don't joke.
14:56He'll be king one day.
14:57Well, I'll say any bloody thing I like.
14:59I know organ grinders monkey.
15:01Dad, I was wondering, could I borrow your raincoat?
15:04It's not often you get the ear of the bigwigs who sold you down the river.
15:08I'll take good care of it.
15:09I'll bring it back right away.
15:10A man is not a plaything to be picked up and discarded like a used rag.
15:15Sweetheart, just take the coat and leave.
15:17I refuse to stand idly by while everything is taken from me.
15:20Fine, I'll borrow another coat.
15:21No, take the coat.
15:22Take it.
15:23I'm talking about a man's self-respect.
15:25His ability to put food on the table and coal on the fire.
15:28If I take that, what's left?
15:30You've still got the Toyota, darling.
15:32It's very economical.
15:33What is left?
15:35Can I just say, I really hate being in this room right now.
15:39Me too.
15:40At least I've still got my family.
15:42Where are you?
15:43Okay.
15:44Okay.
15:45So when they finish the welcome speeches, we let rip and shake the snakes.
16:02This is going to be so cool, man.
16:05You know we're going to be the legends of Luton.
16:08Dylan.
16:09Did you write, I hate the filth on your arse?
16:11Yep.
16:12Oh, yeah.
16:13Cheers, darling.
16:14Here's your lipstick.
16:15You can keep it.
16:18Yeah.
16:19Got the masks?
16:20Yeah.
16:21I've got two Marion Runrose, Harold Wilson and the Queen.
16:24You know that would make a great porno.
16:27Bagsy's not the Queen.
16:28Yeah, Bagsy.
16:29Yeah, Bagsy.
16:30Oh, so I get the Queen.
16:31You get extra respect.
16:34Tor?
16:35Yeah?
16:36How do you know about Bagsy?
16:37Oh, my people invented Bagsy.
16:38What can we go yet?
16:39I'm dying to unveil the monument.
16:40Well, that Mr. Columbo has made quite an impression, hasn't he?
16:45Okay, let's go.
16:46Let's go.
16:47Aren't you going, Donna?
16:48No, no.
16:49My mum and dad are going and they want me to wear this really square jumpsuit and I can't
16:54do it.
16:55It's just too embarrassing.
16:56You know, Donna, when I was little, I used to have an uncle.
16:57Funny Uncle Brian, we used to call him.
16:58But he wasn't funny in a good way.
16:59No.
17:00You see, Uncle Brian had lost his hearing during the war, so you really had to speak up.
17:30When you spoke to him.
17:31He always used to come round when me and my friends were listening to the wireless and
17:36I found him really embarrassing.
17:38So this one time, I pretended that we weren't in, when we were.
17:43Because I didn't want my friends to see him.
17:46Then 16 years later, he dropped stone cold dead from a bad pint, apparently.
17:52A very bad pint.
17:54So you see?
17:56No.
17:57No.
18:00Families are embarrassing and if they're not embarrassing, they're dead.
18:12Right guys, just play it cool.
18:14Try and blend it.
18:15What the?
18:16Oi!
18:17Are you chatting my girlfriend or chewing a brick?
18:18Michael, he's not.
18:19Why?
18:20Because, because either way, I'm going to beat you up.
18:21Yeah?
18:22Yeah!
18:23Yeah!
18:24Yeah!
18:25Come on!
18:26No!
18:27Come on!
18:28Listen, you're so lucky I'm completely naked, pal!
18:30You're so lucky I'm completely naked, pal!
18:32You're so lucky I'm completely naked, pal!
18:33You're so lucky I'm completely naked, pal!
18:35I've been thinking!
18:36And if you want to embarrass the Prince in front of your bosses,
18:53Sweetheart, I've been thinking.
19:01And if you want to embarrass the prince in front of your bosses, it's all right by me.
19:06As your wife, I should encourage you to express your feelings.
19:10In fact, I've been doing some calculations.
19:12And with the help of our savings, we could survive on the dole for almost a year
19:17before we fall below the official poverty line.
19:20Kitty.
19:22Stop it.
19:23I have to go to the loo.
19:32Look, there's another man in a raincoat.
19:35You were right. Now everyone wants to streak.
19:38No, I think he may be a special brunch.
19:41Well, there are pigs everywhere.
19:44Those pigs look like dogs.
19:48What a little friendly dog is looking at us.
19:50Listen, something's just occurred to me.
19:56I mean, we're naked.
19:58Yeah.
19:59There are a lot of dogs here.
20:00Maybe we should all sit down.
20:02Right.
20:03I'm out.
20:04Me too.
20:04Okay.
20:05I'll meet you guys later.
20:13I don't know what you're doing here.
20:14Oh.
20:15So, are you going to streak?
20:20Well, we took a vote, and it's unanimous.
20:24We're all chickens.
20:25That's a shame.
20:27I was really looking forward to distraction from the Palmer family flag day.
20:30Oh.
20:31Besides, it's been ages since I've seen you naked.
20:33Oh, you've never seen me naked.
20:35Eric, I've seen you naked about a million times.
20:38All the kids used to run up the road screaming wee-wee pee-pee.
20:41Let's talk about your doctor and nurses in the sandpit.
20:46Okay, quits.
20:48I'd like now to ask Mr. Ron Foreman, an employee at the local car factory,
20:52to stand and give thanks to His Royal Highness on behalf of the people of Luton for his visit here today.
20:58Ron.
21:11Uh, yes.
21:17I've got something very important that I've got to say.
21:23Uh.
21:27Uh.
21:29Come on, Ron.
21:42Your dad is freaking out.
21:46Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee.
22:14Well, Your Royal Highness, I must say, we did know you were coming here today, but we didn't expect to see the crown jewels as well.
22:44Hello there, son.
22:55All right, Dad. You, um, did a good job at the reception today.
23:00Yeah, well, I sort of stumbled at the beginning, but I don't think the prince will forget me in a hurry.
23:05Yeah, pretty cool. Anyway, I'm going to call it a night.
23:09All right then, son. Bye night.
23:10Good night, Dad.
23:14By the way, next time, take your socks off, too. You look like a complete pillock.
23:24So, the queen. Who'd have thought she looked like that underneath, eh?
23:29Yeah, what a dark horse.
23:32So how come they didn't catch you?
23:33Um, I don't think anybody wanted to tackle a naked man.
23:37Yeah, understandable.
23:40You, um, you didn't see anything, did you?
23:44No.
23:46Nothing.
23:49Maybe just a little bit.
23:52Good.
23:54Hold on, what do you mean, a little bit?
23:56You, um, what?
24:06You, um, what?
24:07Oh, I'm so sorry.
24:08Okay.
24:09You, um, what do you, um, what do you mean, a little bit?
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