00:01pass the aux cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and
00:09enjoy the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape presented by sheriff injury lawyers the official
00:16personal injury law firm of the houston texans on 95.7 the fan yes it is the mixtape presented
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00:35today happy happy wednesday to everyone out there shout out to everybody listening to us
00:43on the fm dow some people still on the am dow uh shout out to the people that's on the
00:48odyssey
00:49app man we still got a loyal fan base on the odyssey app good uh make sure um y'all
00:54send me a
00:55note send me a voice note if you want to just go to the odyssey app go to 95.7
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01:01little microphone button that said leave a voice message they've been good if you want to yeah
01:05they've been really good i'm really impressed because i was a little nervous about it i'm like
01:09man i might have to uh scrap this little idea but no y'all been bringing it man so uh
01:14keep keep doing
01:16y'all thing have y'all ever been on a flight where something crazy happened where you'd be like oh
01:21bleep like some type of meltdown or anything like that like not as many flights as i've been on
01:27nothing that would be like viral today but just little arguments you know little tiffs arguments
01:33that kind of thing usually has to do with the overhead bin ah yeah really yeah something like that
01:39i've seen my share uh craziest thing i i've i've ever uh experienced on a flight is i was on
01:45a flight
01:45from houston to san diego for a chargers playoff i mean a dolphins playoff game against the chargers
01:51flight to from houston to miami for a dolphins game against the chargers in the playoff so whatever
01:55year that was the plane got struck by lightning oh wow that was a that was a little white knuckle
02:01job
02:02right there yeah that's a little bit scary yeah do you know it like oh you knew immediately okay got
02:07you it didn't feel like the electricity uh-huh but you just bright light lights flickered plane
02:15pop pop you know popped oh man and uh you know i'm gonna die for about a millisecond and then
02:20and
02:20then it was fine back to the movie yeah it would have been a little more than me you know
02:26have you
02:26ever been in the car with somebody and they make a weird little turn you look over like you good
02:31you might be in the back seat you look up in the front like hey i find myself doing that
02:37whenever
02:37it's like a weird little bump or turn on the on the plane i just look in the aisle like
02:42i'm gonna
02:42see the person driving the plane or something i look like y'all good you need me to drive what
02:47y'all
02:47doing but um anyway 1993 that was 93 dolphins 31 chargers zero i was one year old and i i
02:56only got
02:57struck i did get struck kind of by lightning on the flight over there very good yeah so some
03:02craziness happened on the plane honestly it been happening the last few days i want to say
03:07but this one involves a a lady who was on the plane funny enough she was in um she was
03:13in miami
03:13she was on the plane they're trying to uh take off from miami and here is queen queen city news
03:19i want
03:20to say his news station in charlotte talking about what happened on this plane well most seasoned
03:26flight attendants have seen it all until an unusual incident aboard a flight took that to a whole new
03:31level when a passenger stripped down mid-flight okay here we go chief transportation correspondent
03:38and pilot may k beeler has more or rather less all right it happened folks yeah friday on american
03:45airlines flight 1779 between baltimore washington international and miami now according to reports
03:51no kidding uh the flight was headed south when a flight attendant alerted the pilots of the
03:57unfolding situation as a female passenger in seat 9d started to undress now the crew of the airbus a319
04:07sent an acars message so what is acars that's an aircraft communication addressing reporting system
04:13it's kind of like a text messaging system that sends short text messages between aircraft and ground
04:18stations relayed the news that the lead flight attendant reported yeah a passenger had completely
04:25undressed herself now according to air live another report she began engaging in indecent acts
04:32oh in full view of the passage oh it's mile high club it's mile high club but she didn't even
04:37go to
04:37the bathroom yeah okay so many questions i bet you do have questions this is a story as old as
04:43time
04:43we're as old as air as old as airplanes yeah crazy so she was getting down she was getting down
04:49yeah huh people go to the bathroom for that usually i do common courtesy to dictate that right maybe
04:56somebody was in the bathroom yeah oh my goodness i gotta get this done now she said i cannot wait
05:02i
05:02cannot wait yeah i feel like you could have yeah that's right i there's you can't even be comfortable
05:08in the on the on the plane doing that it's not comfortable sitting with the clothes on just sitting
05:13there straight up like that put your arm rest up and see what happens you know who i want to
05:18hear
05:18from yeah the people around her yes every which one of them i that that's the oral history that i
05:25would like in this moment pun pun not intended said oral yeah i know i didn't realize that that was
05:29the
05:29case uh but yeah no i i want to give me just a quick 30 minute documentary about all them
05:36people
05:36around and what their experiences were i i would love to be a fly on the wall and just see
05:40the various
05:41people different people's eyes darting around the cabin like is this happening yes are you seeing
05:45this as well cover johnny's eyes uh you know kids on that planet you think it was a bunch of
05:51uh
05:51adults oh yeah oh sure sure sure sure what happened by the way to her uh them whatever i think
05:59they
06:00might have i'm guessing 100 they took her off the plane uh they don't know why she was doing this
06:05so i guess uh more to be told i guess gotta look more into this yeah maybe yeah maybe he
06:11bought her
06:11a drink all okay odds that there were uh narcotics involved i think pretty good right yeah yeah to do
06:18that that alcohol alcohol drugs something coming from miami yeah oh yeah yeah shout out i love our
06:24listeners because listeners just remember things from the 832 some of which was used to pay for porn
06:32that's a real callback that's great oh man hey where am i dropping i can't even find it you were
06:39working on it too i know man it's a mistake presented by sheriff injury lawyers on in the loop by
06:47the way
06:48that uh that last story was uh sent to me by my man marty our good friend marty shout out
06:54marty
06:54he actually sent that to me so uh salute to him giga marty is he a god no he's the
07:01exact okay
07:03i'm like i was being funny enough no he's the exact opposite all right it's the mixtape um
07:09have y'all ever had a crazy ex what's the craziest ex you ever had thankfully i'm pretty chill on
07:15that
07:15i didn't really have a crazy ex either like the one craziest girl i talked to i think she was
07:21super mad
07:22that i was cool with somebody she didn't like and this was back in the 2000s yeah and so i
07:28guess
07:28that girl put me in her top five on um uh myspace you were on her list and we got
07:35no i i didn't even
07:36know it oh that's the thing i didn't even know what she came to me with the news no i'm
07:40saying you
07:41were on the other girls list because yeah the other girls list yeah and so the girl i was talking
07:45to she got in my car and she just started punching the dashboard oh wow the dashboard i can't
07:50believe you got this i was sitting there at the driver's seat like what's going on i'm like oh
07:57and i was you were looking like those people on that plane i was gonna tell her to get i
08:02was
08:02attempting to get her out the car yeah i ain't going nowhere you taking me home i love a good
08:09crazy ex
08:10story though yeah that was the craziest i know other people had crazier but that was the craziest
08:14yeah but i don't think it was this crazy let's go to uh my girl jazz williams uh wbrc news
08:21with
08:22the story about a lady who accused her another lady uh cheating on her with her man i guess now
08:29this is yersi esperanza machado rivera and that's all i needed to hear situation but it comes out of
08:34miami florida where yersi was arrested last monday on burglary and battery charges now according to the
08:39arrest report yersi and the victim lived on separate sides of a split trailer in a mobile
08:44home park near miami gardens and at around 6 15 last monday evening yersi reportedly began banging on
08:49that neighbor's door when the victim answered yersi reportedly accused the victim of sleeping with
08:54her man deputies say she then forced her way into the victim's home pushed her and threw a full
08:59bucket of human poop in her what reports also say yersi told a witness that she was going to do
09:05it
09:05before she actually did it but during a police interview she reportedly told deputies she was
09:10quote simply trying to get rid of the bucket of caca because her toilet was broken either way she
09:15was arrested on charges of burglary and battery and she's now being held without bond as she awaits
09:19trial okay okay first of all bucket of caca is great uh that's great secondly as williams second how
09:26is there no build up to bucket of of of poop there was just a because i was like wait
09:32when did this
09:33get into the story i was not prepped for that there is every time you bring one of these forward
09:37figgy i have so many questions that's right that it just sparks first of all i knew all i needed
09:44to
09:44hear was the name play play the play the very first play the name again yeah now this is yersi
09:50esperanza machado okay latina that's all you need to know right there first of all all right and i'm
09:56saying that so i can't say yeah i wasn't gonna delve in that at all i am i i am
10:01i'm qualified to say
10:02that you understand more than us uh crazy latina that's all i needed here first of all secondly
10:07a bucket of poop is not something that happens in a day unless unless you're you're me
10:15well all right thanks for that but but but she's been on a farm or something that was that well
10:20they
10:21said human didn't they yeah they said um are we all sure it's the same human i know these are
10:25bad
10:25questions i know i know i'm not supposed to ask questions that i don't want answers to but get it
10:30from
10:30like a porter body or something no she worked on it oh god she it took her cup it was
10:35it was
10:35premeditated bucket of poop and if it was just her then that means that's a couple days she really
10:41hates you because you know what's really uncomfortable squatting over an open bucket
10:44and then at another point she had to she had to look in the bucket and say all right that's
10:48good you
10:49know or should i go another day oh should you know how much of this bucket do i want to
10:54dump on
10:55this lady dude that's that's a wild one yes but my thing about it is if you're willing to do
11:01all
11:02that why the very terrible lie of no officer i just needed to get rid of this bucket of poop
11:08this is how
11:09you did it you didn't think about a trash can not a ditch nothing like that you decided to knock
11:15on
11:15somebody's house a door you know ram your way into their house and that's the way that you dispose of
11:19things huh she said i ain't say how i was going to dispose of it but she did technically i
11:25was right
11:25yeah you're the gotcha guy what an insane thing to say oh man crazy oh my goodness we got we
11:36good on
11:36the mixtape uh yeah yeah we up against it so uh i'll say this other story for tomorrow oh my
11:42gosh okay
11:42all right miami just going crazy now yeah somebody said that uh that powder is clearly running rampant
11:48out there and yes maybe he said that molly hit that bass off maybe so my goodness right i don't
11:54know
11:54i don't know how to wrap up this mixtape i really truly don't but that is the mixtape 120 pm
11:59every
11:59weekday right here on the program
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