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Figgy’s Mixtape gets weird again with a blind man being charged with drunk driving, a crazy story involving a woman with a bat in her mouth, and a Golden Retriever proving he might be the worst guard dog ever after being extremely friendly to a home intruder.
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00:01pass the aux cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and
00:09enjoy the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape presented by sheriff injury lawyers the official
00:16personal injury law firm of the houston texans on 95.7 the fan yes it is the mixtape presented
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00:37today happy thursday to everyone out there shout out to everybody that's listening and been
00:43supporting the the segment all of these couple of years i guess and shout out to everybody on the
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01:08our
01:08guy diego we want uh diego got his tickets oh yeah uh we all met up at the astros game
01:15kind of chill
01:16talk and all that stuff um it was good talking to him man really good dude fan of the show
01:21and
01:22had a good time i mean the vibes wasn't really good on the field yeah yeah you know the the
01:28vibes
01:28there was that yeah no we are us three had a good vibe going on so shout out to uh
01:34to diego and shout
01:35out to his boss uh his boss's name is um tim frank shout out to tim yeah and he wanted
01:42me to pass
01:43lopez a message uh-oh why you say uh-oh fishing sucks all right now as we continue on the
01:50mixtape
01:50i take back my shout out by sheriff injury lawyers we gonna move on i take back my shout out
01:56to what's
01:57his name tim tim and tim can go hug a nut shout out to tim man yeah right after you
02:07hug a nut
02:08it's the mixtape presented by sheriff injury lawyers on in the loop um so i do have some
02:15kind of a breaking news i'm i'm going i'm going full-blown reggie right here breaking news what
02:22drunk driving is bad all right yeah it is very should have hit the sounder i agree with that one
02:27i agree drunk driving is bad don't do it call an uber cab friend whoever it's not worth it all
02:34right
02:34i have some more breaking news okay driving blind is bad all right don't do it yeah please don't do
02:43it call a friend call an uber don't try to get behind a steering wheel if you're blind all right
02:49or driving blind is bad it's bad yeah wait what yeah it's very bad yeah i can i can get
02:56down with
02:56that all right got some more breaking news driving drunk while blind oh no it's bad how drunk do you
03:06have to get for you to forget that you're blind yeah hey let's go to bbc yorkshire yeah i think
03:11this
03:11is with this story registered blind with no driver's license and drunk anthony hall took his partner's
03:18car after they'd shared four bottles of wine in the early hours of the 29th of june this year
03:24leaving his house in huddersfield he drove 150 miles in the voxel mariva before he was spotted
03:31by police swerving onto the hard shoulder of the m6 just north of carlisle when questioned he told
03:37police he'd gone blind two years ago but managed to follow the lights of an hgv in front the 50
03:44year
03:44old of lee's clothes provided a positive breath test at the side of the road which showed he was over
03:50the legal alcohol limit his defense barrister said hall had experienced a breakdown and had just
03:56wanted to drive as far away from his home as he possibly could kirkley's magistrates court heard
04:02how miraculously he caused no damage or injury during this offense he admitted dangerous driving
04:09taking a vehicle without the owner's consent driving without a license or insurance and drink driving
04:16hall was given a 36-week jail sentence suspended for 18 months and despite not having a driver's
04:23license he was given a 12-month driving ban
04:29four bottles of wine goodness gracious four screw it i'm gonna drive is that the takeaway you got from
04:38this for no there was a lot of things that i had a lot of things i'm wondering if the
04:41four bottles
04:42of wine led to you know what i don't care if i'm blind i'm gonna drive and then the thing
04:45that the real
04:46takeaway that was impressive to me he got 150 miles in yeah you got just following vague lights
04:53he got 150 miles in before they figured it out that's something yeah somebody says she said 150 miles i
04:59thought they measured distance in kilometers remember england is imperial and why do i know that because
05:04i'm a dork you know this um he could have drove down the driveway and i would have been worried
05:09yeah that's what i'm saying you he had me at blind man gets behind the wheel of a car yeah
05:15yeah he right
05:16there on top of the four bottles of wine unbelievable i will say and this is actually pursuant to none
05:23of
05:23that hey man figgy's mixtape going international i will while we're saying that though listening to this
05:30i recognize it's all very serious like drunk driving is a very serious thing and all of that
05:35it all just sounded so damn cartoonish there was so many things that i had to be like okay well
05:39that
05:40means this i had i had to double check to see if this was even real because a lot of
05:44times yeah you
05:45wonder this is one thing i hate about tiktok because tiktok got a lot of fake ai stories where
05:50it'd be full really it'd be full blown stories like yeah oh this teacher not this student upside the head
05:58right and the parent and it's like a whole it's visual and everything where i'm like this ain't
06:03even a real story but i had to check to see if this was real i'm like and it was
06:07yeah damn who was
06:10that old cartoon character that was blind oh i know remember that old man yeah i why can't he used
06:17to drive and he used to drive well that's a cartoon character yeah but that's what i'm saying i mean
06:23that that's the ridiculousness of it all and everything ended up largely okay right like we
06:28didn't we didn't get no crashes i don't think so i don't think so i think i think somebody might
06:32have called the cops because they saw him driving weird mr magoo that's right mr magoo was that his
06:39name i'm going to might be i'm going to say this is an insult because i when you see somebody
06:43driving
06:43poorly i've seen blind dudes drive better than you get it together well how about the guy that was
06:48behind him and say what are you blind yeah yes and drunk actually i am yeah
06:57it's the midstate presented by sheriff injury lawyers on in the loop so this is a real real real
07:04wtf type of story that sounds like a dream and this happened to a lady in virginia uh who actually
07:11thought this was a dream so let's go to nbc news with this story are you ready for the craziest
07:17story
07:17of the morning it's so gross we're not over hyping this to say this is absolutely disgusting so here's
07:22the deal there's a woman in virginia who's going viral right now for her nightmare of a wildlife
07:27encounter at first she thought she was just having like a vivid dream of a mouse trying to climb into
07:32her mouth that would have been good uh-huh turns out it was a real life bat and then i
07:37felt on its back
07:38really kind of coarse short hair and when that happened i realized that was not a mouse i screamed and
07:46i
07:46was screaming repeatedly something to the extent of like there's a bat in my mouth the bat was trying
07:50to get in my mouth oh my gosh that that did end up testing negative for rabies i was just
07:56gonna say
07:56possible to know at first now medical professionals are warning that if this happens to you a trip to
08:01the hospital isn't a bad idea hot in the hell it was dark bat got into the house and got
08:08in her mouth
08:09and her well it was darker there who she sleeps with her mouth open what can i say that's do
08:14like
08:14hey that was like hey when she said she thought it was a mouse at first i thought that part
08:20was
08:20crazy okay a mouse got the balls to get up in the bed and just try to climb in somebody's
08:28mouth
08:28would you rather have a bat in your mouth or a mouse in your mouth nothing nothing man
08:35that is great she gotta be scarred for life yes yeah i wouldn't be able to go back to sleep
08:39she gotta sleep with tape do you realize all the duct tape she put around the windows and stuff
08:45before she went to bed again yeah i will definitely be closing my bed my bedroom door at the very
08:49least
08:49yeah if the bat gets into the house somewhere you're not getting into this room honestly my wife
08:53probably would have burnt the house that she she she would have burnt the house down and then said
08:58we gotta find another house yeah yeah i think a lot of people would we're moving yeah yeah we're moving
09:03like nope we ain't staying here yeah i do love the authorities being like hey just in case you
09:07didn't know go to the hospital oh i was already there yeah that's the first no that's the first
09:11thing i thought of that bats have carry rabies a lot yes yeah yeah remember when manu ginobili hit
09:17that bat yes and i think he had it he had to get tested yeah yeah and it was and
09:22he should have yeah
09:23yeah that's the mistake presented by sheriff injury lawyers on in the loop and i got to shout out um
09:31actually shout out lopez you did send me this story even though i had it already planned so
09:36great minds think alike and so do ours um so uh shout out to
09:42and shout out to this golden retriever by the name of nash shout out to nash beautiful golden retriever
09:48such a good boy and i mean too good of a boy let's go to cbs news with this story
09:54a golden retriever
09:55gets his big chance to be a guard dog and somehow it goes even worse than you might think earlier
10:01this
10:01month a man in san diego climbed a ladder broke into a home and made himself comfortable but instead
10:07of barking at the strange man four-year-old nash is all fun and games coming up to the intruder
10:13three times with a toy in his mouth hoping to play nash's people meanwhile are seeing all this on
10:19their home security cameras and they call the police who come in armed and ready but even that
10:25doesn't register with nash who greets the cops the same way he greets the potential robbers
10:30the good news is the cops believe they got the guy who broke in making an arrest in the backyard
10:36the bad news is nash is apparently 100 purebred best buddy and 0 guard dog always on alert he is
10:46for a new friend sounds like he ain't got no dog you know he doesn't have no dog no dog
10:51you know
10:52nothing it's the cutest thing ever it is to watch him he's got this toy in his mouth and there's
10:56this tail wagging and he's wagging his tail like come on throw it and by the way if you look
11:00at this
11:00video the home and true i don't know who he was you gotta but buddy was comfortable yeah my man
11:05was
11:05walking around refrigerator he was walking around with no shirt just walking around like it was his
11:10house yeah and he took his shirt off yeah and he got some food out of their kitchen somewhere i
11:15guess
11:15refrigerator whatever he was barefoot barefoot looking out the window this is terrible job
11:19robbing and nash is just he's just like and then when the cops came in with the guns and they
11:25had
11:25the guns raised yes and nash is there with the tail wagging zero survival skills this does make me
11:31because i i've thought about this before for the folks that you know get dogs especially the ones
11:35that are like it's in part to remain safe yeah i'm like what are you doing to train them to
11:39be
11:39guard because i feel like we we are out of just in american society we're not good at like having
11:44do
11:44dogs that are ready to pounce in that moment i feel like maybe uh three decades ago and how you
11:51work
11:51them but uh this was 100 stanley right yes 100 recipes to stanley but he used so whenever somebody
11:59come over stanley will bark at them for about two hours just he will bark all day long but whenever
12:06we gone and you know we got the little camera inside too the maintenance man will come in to fix
12:12something he's playing with he's sitting there chilling ain't barking or nothing come to find
12:17out stanley actually didn't like y'all yeah no he just fronting he just showing off in front of
12:22company yeah what the hell is wrong with him uh real quick uh the in the mixtape recipes to pam
12:30fortner who is you probably don't know who she is but she is a icon a night a nightlife icon
12:37who
12:37helped create the most popular bourbon street recognizable oh i saw this the hand grenade yeah
12:43the hand grenade wow yeah so she passed away at the age of 80 i have appreciated her work
12:49i have i love her work yeah some people don't even remember her work yeah and then they end up
12:55driving blind yes yeah that's how that works now she invented the hand grenade yeah that's awesome she
13:00wanted the people that uh that was responsible for it yeah rest in peace yeah absolutely now i need to
13:06find out who invented the fishbowl because they absolutely oh the hurricane um they absolutely
13:10got me to actually that one place uh invented the hurricane right what uh forgetting it texters will
13:15remind me i'm sure they will because they always do the hand grenade good though who are you telling
13:20all right you saw me all right you're on 95 7 the fan that's the mixtape you catch it every
13:25every weekday at 120 p.m pat o'briens here on the program there you go that's right um
13:30you go that's right um
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