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00:27Hello!
00:31Thank you so much!
00:32Thank you, sir!
00:34Thank you!
00:37Hello, and welcome to Balls of Steel, the hidden camera show with stunts so outrageous
00:41they're likely to get the show's presenter sued.
00:44Hello, I'm Eamon Holmes.
00:47Tonight's bunch of contenders will be trying to win the Balls of Steel trophy with stunts like this.
00:52Just wondering if there's any chance you might be able to squeeze them in for a quick haircut, mate.
00:55Sure got some signs in that.
00:59And this.
01:00This is mine!
01:02It's my door!
01:03You're knocking on my door!
01:05Run!
01:06And also this.
01:15So, let's meet our first contender for the Balls of Steel crown, the big gay following.
01:26You're gonna kiss me, aren't you?
01:28You're welcome.
01:31Take a seat.
01:32That felt good.
01:32Vaseline?
01:33Oh, good for me too, yeah.
01:34Definitely.
01:35Big gay following, it's great to have you on the show.
01:37Nice to be back.
01:38What's been keeping you from the sing-along of Sound of Music this week?
01:41Oh, not too much.
01:42I've been hanging about at celebrity bashes, chatting up famous names.
01:45Oh, and who have you met?
01:46I met one of my heroes actually, Tony Blackburn.
01:48Did he make your day?
01:50No, but I hoped I could make his whole week.
01:53I think I half understood that and I think it's disgusting.
01:56Let's take a look.
02:21Oh, lovely.
02:22You got it.
02:24Good evening, Tony.
02:24I'm from Entertania, Channel 4.
02:26You got a moment for me, sir?
02:26Yeah, of course, yeah.
02:27Good.
02:28How are you?
02:28Fine, very well, thanks.
02:29Very well.
02:30I'm giving away a prize for competitions.
02:33Good.
02:33Do you fancy a bum?
02:34How do you mean?
02:35Sorry?
02:35Do you fancy a bum?
02:36Little man-on-man action.
02:38Not really, no.
02:39You sure?
02:40No.
02:40Got time before the show starts?
02:42Thank you?
02:43I don't think so.
02:44Very kind of you.
02:47Hi, Jamie.
02:47I'm from Entertania, Channel 4, a new innovative programme.
02:49You got a moment?
02:50Yes, absolutely, yeah.
02:51You fancy a bum?
02:52Do I fancy a bum?
02:54Yeah, I fancy a bum.
02:55Do you know what?
02:56Not before dinner.
02:57You sure?
02:57Right after dinner, then.
03:01What are you doing here tonight, then?
03:02Started working for a new radio station.
03:04We're out for a few awards.
03:05Good.
03:05You fancy a bum?
03:07Do I what?
03:07Fancy a bum?
03:08What do you mean, fancy a bum?
03:09You fancy a bum.
03:10You know, a bit of me.
03:11Me action.
03:11Me and you.
03:12No, not my cup of tea.
03:14I've kind of happily married, I'm afraid.
03:15Yeah, a cup of coffee.
03:16That's all right.
03:16Married men are the best ones, I think.
03:17A cup of coffee is fine, you see, but that's probably where I'll draw the line.
03:22Channel 4, entertain you.
03:24Do you have a moment for us, sir?
03:25Uh, yes.
03:26Good.
03:26Your lovely wife, you do today?
03:28What were you expecting?
03:29I don't know, actually.
03:30Somebody else's only wife.
03:31Bring the other wife.
03:32Well, yes, I don't know.
03:33So, do you fancy a bum?
03:34Do you fancy a bum?
03:39A bum?
03:39Yeah.
03:40What's a bum?
03:41A little bum.
03:41A little man-on-man action, isn't you?
03:44No, I don't think so.
03:45I wasn't asking you, Mrs. Hamilton, I was asking the glamorous meal.
03:49That's the sort of interview we want to do.
03:50With Ina Kleiner, 69er, Mr. Hamilton?
03:52I don't think that's the sort of thing what it does for Channel 4.
03:57Sure.
04:00Well, we're here, because Kate's presenting an award tonight,
04:02and we'll probably see some old friends from a long time ago,
04:05so it'll be nice.
04:06Nice to be a part of it.
04:07Sounds good.
04:07Do you fancy a bum?
04:09I beg your pardon?
04:10Do you fancy a bum?
04:11What, from you?
04:12Yeah, a bit of man-on-man action.
04:13Do you know what?
04:15A bum?
04:15No, no, no.
04:16Yeah, he's one of these small houses, don't we?
04:26Thank you very much, Scott.
04:27What a rousy style.
04:28Good morning and welcome to the last right stuff of the week with me, Matthew.
04:33Do you have a whistleblower?
04:35I mean, it takes guts to confess, but we've got one here.
04:37Eric, tell us your story.
04:39Hi, Matthew.
04:39Hiya.
04:40Do you fancy a bum?
04:41Oh, what?
04:42Fancy a bum.
04:43In what sense?
04:44Yeah, like a bit of man-on-man action.
04:46Do you fancy a bum?
04:47Okay, thanks very much.
04:49What a strange man.
04:50You're late, you know that.
04:51I know, perfectly timed.
04:52I don't want to hang out in a room full of disc jockeys.
04:54Do you not do?
04:54Do you fancy a bum?
04:55I fancy a bum?
04:57Yeah.
04:57As a little gay bum?
04:58Yeah, as a little gay bum.
04:59With you?
05:00Why not, yeah.
05:02You don't want to hang out in there, we could hang out somewhere else together.
05:04Alright.
05:05Yeah?
05:05Yeah.
05:17We love Chris Moyles.
05:19What a hero.
05:20You really lucked out there, didn't you?
05:21Yeah, he's game, old roly-poly.
05:23I did think it was unnecessary to actually shag him, by the way.
05:26Oh!
05:27And, um, tell me, um, were you actually on live daytime TV, the right stuff, presented by Matthew
05:32Wright?
05:33I was, yeah.
05:33Nine o'clock in the morning.
05:34Matthew Wright had to ask you at least two times what you were asking for, didn't he?
05:38He likes to play coy, Matthew, doesn't he?
05:40Yeah.
05:42Outrageous stuff.
05:43Ladies and gentlemen, the big gay following.
05:48Well done, big guy.
05:53Now, at the end of the show, we're going to need to select a winner, the person with tonight's
05:57biggest balls of steel, and that is where our studio audience comes in.
06:01When we've seen all of tonight's contenders, I'll ask everyone to vote for their favourite.
06:05Whoever gets the most votes wins, and I will then present the victor with the hugely coveted
06:09Balls of Steel trophy.
06:11It couldn't be simpler, so audience, pay very close attention.
06:14Tonight, the decision is yours.
06:16Our next contender for the Balls of Steel trophy is a man who really puts the owl into game
06:22show.
06:22It's Alex Zane.
06:31I love your work.
06:36Alex, welcome to Balls of Steel.
06:39Hello, Mark.
06:39Now tell us, what have you been up to this week?
06:41I've come up with a new game show, Mark.
06:43Quite simply, when a contestant on this show gets a question wrong, I electrocute them.
06:49That sounds extremely painful and unpleasant.
06:52Yeah, and you know how some people have a problem with left and right?
06:55I have a problem with right and wrong, which is obviously a bit of an issue when you're
07:00a games host in control of electrocuting a contestant when they get an answer wrong.
07:05Let's watch it.
07:12Hello and welcome to the Alex Zane shocking game.
07:16Nice to see you.
07:17Yes, it is.
07:18This is a game where if you're playing crap, you'll get a zap.
07:22If your score is frightening, you'll be hit by lightning.
07:25If the wrong answer is mooted, you'll be electrocuted.
07:28We have another two contestants today hooked up to our biomechanical electronometer in plain English.
07:36An incorrect answer gets a short, sharp electrical shock.
07:40I need to check that you've been declared medically fit to take part in this game show.
07:45Yep.
07:46Yes.
07:47Yes.
07:48Now, I would say at this stage the machine is on.
07:51I'll show you how it works.
07:52Sorry to have done it this way around, Ashley, but could you answer this question incorrectly?
07:57What is three plus three?
08:00Five.
08:01Okay.
08:02There you have an incorrect answer and I administer a small electric shock.
08:06That's a crack one for tonight's first round.
08:09In the first round, I gave the contestant a shock when the stooge should have been zapped.
08:14What is thanatology the study of?
08:17Sleeping.
08:19Zinni, here is your shock.
08:22Three, two, one.
08:23Who were the writers of the TV comedy series Father Ted?
08:27Ben L2.
08:28Three, two, one.
08:33Why is it only me getting shocked both times?
08:35Then they got shocked even when they got their question right.
08:38To which previous web-slinging superhero movie?
08:42Spider-Man.
08:43Is the right answer.
08:45Then they got shocked for no reason at all.
08:48It's inflamed when one is suffering from neck right.
08:51Ow!
08:53Are you alright?
08:54It just keeps shocking.
08:58It was time to move into the final round and plant the seed of doubt about the safety of our
09:04studio in their minds.
09:05It's just fixing the lights.
09:06Okay.
09:08Welcome, Ashley, to Super Shocker.
09:11I'm gonna ask you a very easy question.
09:14And if you wish to answer the question, you have to buzz in.
09:17And to buzz in, you're gonna have to electrocute Philippa.
09:21It's all down to your conscience.
09:24You're gonna have to shock her with the maximum at 200 volts.
09:29It is the maximum shock.
09:31The question is this.
09:34What is teenage wizard Harry's last name?
09:37If you do want to play for this holiday, you have to shock Zinni with 200 volts.
09:43Okay, I'll be doing that.
09:44You want to do it?
09:45Yes.
09:46I'm sorry, Zinni.
09:48I'm sorry.
09:49If it rolls reverse, I'd let you shock me.
09:51I'm sorry.
09:51Would you like to walk away with nothing?
09:53Hit the switch and maybe a little more times.
10:00I'm sorry, Zinni.
10:11I'm sorry.
10:14Okay, I mean, all the electrical devices switched off now.
10:19OK, is she going to be all right?
10:22Quickly, it's possible.
10:28What's a power surge? What's happened?
10:30I've got a mountain.
10:32What?
10:34Oh, my God.
10:37I'm not liable for this, not a chance in hell, am I liable for this.
10:40Hello?
10:41Ashley pressed it. Ashley moved this forward.
10:45No, no, no. Beal, did you press that?
10:47Yes.
10:48You pressed that?
10:49Yes, you told me to do it.
10:49Can you just say that to the camera?
10:51Yes.
10:52Say I pressed that lever forward.
10:54I press it, I touch it, look, it's still there, look.
10:57Did you say, just say, I pushed the lever forward.
11:00I just, I don't want to get into trouble for this.
11:02If you could just say that into the camera.
11:04Is it all right?
11:05I don't know, I don't know.
11:06Just into that camera, please.
11:07I can't say that because...
11:09You can't, Beal, you said you pressed that.
11:12Your printer on there, Beal, I haven't touched that, mate.
11:15You need this, you've got them legally now.
11:18And...
11:19Just hold on to it and look into that camera, it's not...
11:21Yeah, I pressed this, Alex isn't liable for this.
11:25I pushed this lever forward.
11:27Thanks, mate.
11:29Er, so we've got no winners today, although Ian gave it a really good show.
11:33I'd just like to wave over the credits.
11:34Just stand there for about 20 seconds.
11:36Just keep waving, just keep waving for the end of the show.
11:39Just over the credits.
11:40Okay, yep.
11:43Beal, look at the camera.
11:52Brilliant work, as ever.
11:54Alex Zane!
11:55Thank you very much.
11:57Very well and very well, you too.
12:01It's time for my next guest.
12:03Lock up your boyfriends.
12:04It's Tyler Zuki, the bunny boiler.
12:20It's great to have you on the show.
12:22It's lovely to be here.
12:23You're a beautiful young woman in your prime.
12:25Thanks.
12:26And all you want is just a single bloke.
12:28Well, that's not quite right.
12:30I don't want a single bloke.
12:32I want a boyfriend, Mark.
12:33Oh, I see.
12:34Someone else's.
12:35Someone else's.
12:36So how do you go about that?
12:38This week, oop, that I might snare myself somebody else's boyfriend.
12:42I'm already snared.
12:43Here it is.
12:50Unfortunately, he's already dating someone called...
12:55Katherine.
12:58Luckily, I'm sluttier than her, and I have spirits on my side.
13:03Here's what happened when the cards told her I was the one for him.
13:08Hello.
13:09Hello.
13:10Nice to meet you, Destiny.
13:11So you seek destiny through the power of the tarot.
13:15Yes?
13:16Yeah.
13:17Yeah.
13:17Yeah.
13:18I thought so.
13:20Okay.
13:24I'm drawn to you with this card.
13:27You've got a very strong character.
13:29You're very determined.
13:31It's also very physical as well.
13:35Do you work out?
13:36Do you go to the gym?
13:37I row for my uni.
13:39Yeah.
13:40You look like you've got strong arms, strong muscles.
13:46Yeah, very...
13:47That's nice.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Okay, and the next card.
13:51Ah, the Wheel of Fortune.
13:54Okay.
13:56Ah.
13:58Ah.
14:00Ah.
14:02Ah.
14:02Ah, yeah.
14:03Can you feel it?
14:05Can you feel the energy?
14:08This is definitely your card.
14:11I think, um...
14:12I think your luck's in.
14:14I'm not sure if you're going to be as fortunate with...
14:18with anything.
14:21Um...
14:21Okay, let's move on.
14:22Next card.
14:25The Three of Swords.
14:28This is a relationship card.
14:30Is...
14:31Is everything alright in the relationship at the moment?
14:34Yeah.
14:35Okay.
14:35How about your sex life?
14:37It's been really good, actually.
14:39It's been really good.
14:39Yeah.
14:40I think your sexual relationship might be about to change.
14:45I can't work out what the problem is.
14:48Can you just put your hand on the card?
14:49Close your eyes, please.
14:53Can you feel the energy?
14:57A little bit.
14:59Yeah.
15:02Ah.
15:05Ah.
15:05Ah.
15:06Ah.
15:07Okay.
15:08Keep moving into the card.
15:12Ah.
15:17Ah.
15:18Ah.
15:19Okay.
15:21It's the Fat Cow card.
15:23I'm not surprised to see you as well.
15:26Rapid weight increase.
15:28There is a good chance that you'll soon be a size...
15:3318...
15:34to 20.
15:36And you can see it a bit already, can't you?
15:41Can you feel this?
15:42Mm?
15:42Feel this.
15:48I think...
15:51I think...
15:52You're probably gonna...
15:55I think you're probably gonna meet someone new.
15:57A brunette.
15:59Brown eyes.
16:01Great tits.
16:02Yes.
16:03And she will probably...
16:06sleep with you on the first night.
16:09This is what the cards are telling me.
16:12Okay.
16:13It's...
16:14and the moon.
16:15And she's definitely gonna take it up the arse.
16:22I think one more card.
16:23And...
16:26Oh my god.
16:29Leave.
16:30Leave the place.
16:31Leave here.
16:32Go.
16:35Go.
16:36Not you.
16:38You stay.
16:44I can't believe she left us alone.
16:46You're so good looking.
16:51Um...
16:51Don't mind if I sit here, do you?
16:53No.
16:54Not sure.
16:55Really.
16:55Have you ever made love on a tarot table before?
16:58I'm...
16:58I'm out of here.
16:59I'm really sorry.
16:59I've gotta go.
17:00Come on.
17:00I have to go.
17:01Come on.
17:04Oh, god's sake.
17:06Don't mind.
17:06Don't mind.
17:19And first of all, tarot card readers, they're normally quite vague in their predictions.
17:23They're like, ooh, a new person is gonna come into your life.
17:25It's very rarely as detailed as, and she'll definitely take it up the arse.
17:31I guess they don't.
17:32Well, bad news for you is that your unfortunate victims are with us tonight, still technically
17:37in a relationship.
17:38Please give it up for Catherine and Ollie.
17:45So, Catherine, I mean, this woman, you're a beautiful young woman.
17:49You allowed this absolute cow to send you out.
17:52You get sucked into the whole atmosphere, so I completely believed it.
17:56Well, Ollie, you must have been tempted.
17:58She was saying, you know, brunette, nice tits.
18:00I'm thinking, yep, yep, got one.
18:02So, there wasn't really that much of a pull.
18:04Well, I've gotta say, you're a brilliant couple and you're great sports.
18:07Round of applause for Ollie and Catherine.
18:11Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler Zuki, the bunny boiler.
18:21Like the grim reaper, if you see my next guest over your shoulder, then it's just too late.
18:26Ladies and gentlemen, with his urban sports, it's Nedge.
18:40Nedge, it's brilliant to have you here, especially considering your legal status at the moment.
18:44What sort of evil urban sport have you created this week?
18:47It's a front door game called Knock and Dunk Run.
18:50Okay, what does that involve?
18:52What do you think, you prick?
18:54I probably shouldn't have asked. Let's take a look.
19:02This is how you play Knock and Don't Run.
19:04You knock on someone's door, but you don't run.
19:08Whenever the doors open, the clock's ticking.
19:10And the longer you keep that muppet stood there, the better you score.
19:14Simple.
19:34What?
19:37You knocked on my door, weren't you?
19:38Sorry.
19:40My door.
19:40I saw it before.
19:41What do you want?
19:44What do you want?
19:45What do you want?
19:45You're at the wrong door, mate.
19:46This is the outside.
19:47This is the inside.
19:48No, no, this is my door.
19:50What are you knocking a door for?
19:53You're at it, mate.
20:03This is my door.
20:04You're at the wrong door.
20:05This is my door.
20:06We live here.
20:11Unbelievable.
20:13Beep beep.
20:14I'm in it.
20:15Toot, toot, toot, toot.
20:16All these doors off and downs each door simultaneously.
20:26Right now.
20:28I'm in it.
20:41High surges Maison.
21:02hello hello hello you're knocking
21:18hello you're knocking at me door no you're knocking at my door you're knocking at my door what are you
21:23talking about
21:23this is my door what do you want
21:35right stop knocking at my door then you're knocking on my door
21:40it's my door you're knocking on my door
21:43fuck off that shit off
21:52right one more i'm calling fucking old bill stop knocking on my door
21:58do what you want i don't care just please
22:01you're knocking on my door my door
22:03my door
22:06stop knocking on my door what's wrong with you
22:17right that's it
22:18stop knocking on my door then
22:20you're knocking on my door then
22:23stop it
22:34stop knocking on my door
22:38stop knocking on my door
22:39that's one of you
22:41no
22:42no
22:43no
22:44no
22:44no
22:46no
22:46I
22:50Love that edge now first of all how did you decide whose doors to knock on in the first place?
22:55Well, we've got some lights that gave me addresses of people. I wanted to set up
22:58Yeah, I'll pay them a little visit brilliant work as always ladies and gentlemen give it up for Nege and
23:03his urban school
23:10So it's time to introduce our next guest please welcome a man who sees everything in black and white
23:15But mainly black it's told you the militant black guy
23:34You are getting it done
23:35It's so good to have you on balls of steel tell me mate
23:37What have you been up to recently me? I've been spreading the word man, you know and picking up on
23:42people using politically incorrect terms and by spreading word
23:45You mean verbally assaulting them shouting at them and generally dressing them down you got it sounds bad
24:09Here it is
24:10Hey, how are you?
24:12Uh, I'm looking for a toy
24:14Uh from the 80s
24:16Used to hang around with a guy called Matthew Corbett
24:19Uh
24:20Glove puppet toy used to hang out with this cute little panda
24:24Sooty and sweet
24:28Sooty?
24:29Sooty?
24:30Do I look dirty to you?
24:32Do I look like I need a bath?
24:34Do I look like I climbed down a chimney?
24:37Sooty?
24:37That is fucked up
24:38Sooty
24:40Sooty
24:41How you gonna call a bear?
24:42Sooty
24:42Furthermore, why is the white man's hand up that bear's ass?
24:46I suppose that hand represents manipulation and segregation
24:50You full of shit, that's constipation
24:53You full of soap
24:54A little pet with soap
24:56Just give me a bath
24:57Just give me a bath
24:57Just give me a bath
25:00Yeah
25:00Yeah
25:01Yeah
25:02Rumpy Namby
25:03Rumpy Namby
25:04Rumpy Namby
25:04Rumpy Namby
25:06Rumpy Namby
25:07Rumpy Namby
25:07Hi there
25:08Hey, how are you?
25:09Yeah, good
25:09Uh
25:12I'm looking for a shirt worn by the, uh, international New Zealand rugby team
25:17Oh yeah, all right
25:21The All Blacks? The All Blacks?
25:24Yeah.
25:25What, we can't play with the white boys because we ain't equal? Is that the story?
25:28It's not a racist thing. There's actually a reason to it.
25:31Oh, you can justify your bullshit.
25:33Well, the kids are black.
25:34It's nonsense.
25:35Why is the kid all black?
25:36I'm only selling it. I didn't name it.
25:38So why the fuck you selling it? What else you selling here? Crosses? Ropes? Nooses?
25:45It's just, I think the official reason, yeah, is because back in the day a commentator...
25:51Back in the day? Back in the day? What the fuck you know about back in the day?
25:55Back in the day I was getting whipped out in the hot sun.
25:58What the fuck you gonna tell me about back in the day?
26:00Give me a pair of fucking Speedos, motherfucker.
26:09Hey, how are you?
26:11Do you have a telescope powerful enough to see a star that has collapsed in on itself?
26:17I think it's called a, uh, a, uh...
26:20Black hole.
26:23A black hole? A black hole?
26:27You mean to tell me that the man has a hole just for black people?
26:32That is fucked up. That is fucked up. I should fuck up all your shit.
26:37Black hole? Stop lynching.
26:39Slavery has been abolished.
26:41So now you wanna round up all my brothers and sisters and stick them in a hole?
26:44And out of space? Motherfucker, that's a disgrace.
26:49Of course it's to do with black people.
26:51Basically what you're saying is, is that my people are not equal.
26:55You try sticking me in a hole, motherfucker.
26:59I got too much soul to be put in a hole.
27:02I got too much soul to be put in a hole.
27:03Just give me some bi-fucking-noculars.
27:14Oh, that was explosive stuff, Podgy.
27:17Um, isn't there a little bit of you that feels a bit guilty?
27:21No, I don't feel shit.
27:23There you go. I'm a bastard, as always.
27:25It's Podgy, the militant black guy.
27:33Okay, well my next guest would happily turn up to an AA meeting with a bottle of white lightning and
27:38some spare glasses.
27:39It's Mr. Inappropriate.
27:50Yay, very good seat, good guy.
27:53Now, Mr. Inappropriate, the flu is in the main.
27:56Have you been appropriate this week?
27:58It's been kind of a boring week for me this week.
28:00I've just been teaching a little bit of English to a few foreign students, taking it easy.
28:03Alright, well I mean that sounds like really worthwhile, like you're giving something back.
28:07Well, you'd be wrong in saying that, it's actually I've been teaching a few four-letter words to a few
28:11of these guys.
28:11Ah, that sounds a bit less worthwhile and a bit inappropriate.
28:31Right, hello, my name is Mr. Inappropriate.
28:34And what I'm going to do is teach you some words that you can go straight out onto the streets
28:37of London and use and it'll help you get a long way in life here in England.
28:42Okay, let's crack on with a few pictures now.
28:45Anyone, any ideas what this is?
28:48It's a bell.
28:50Bell.
28:51Okay, bell.
28:52This is the bell-end, okay?
28:57Alright, let's say, I like bell-end.
29:01I like bell-end.
29:02You say, I love bell-end.
29:05I love bell-end.
29:07What do you do with a bell-end?
29:09That's right.
29:10You shake it.
29:12So, I shake my bell-end.
29:18You guys are doing very well.
29:23Hiya.
29:23Hello.
29:24Just wondering if there's any chance you might be able to squeeze me in for a quick haircut, maybe.
29:27Sometimes afternoon at one o'clock in about 45 minutes.
29:30One o'clock, something like that, yeah.
29:31It's all getting a bit out of control.
29:33I want to actually get, if possible, just sort of a...
29:37...trip back on sides and that.
29:45Shall I come back at one?
29:47Otherwise, I'll...
29:47Back at one.
29:48Alright, always, I'll...
29:51Thanks very much.
29:56This is...
29:57...a delicious...
29:59...knob of cheese.
30:00Let's say, cheesy knob.
30:03Cheesy knob.
30:04We want to eat the man's cheesy knob.
30:09We want to eat...
30:11The man's cheesy knob.
30:13The man's cheesy knob.
30:14The man's cheesy knob.
30:18Hi.
30:19Have you got any, um, handy wipes?
30:21You know, like the little tissues?
30:23Yeah, different tissues.
30:24Oh, yeah, that's the ones, yeah.
30:25Can I get...
30:26Just a pack of those, please?
30:27Teddy bin.
30:28Thanks, Jane.
30:51What is this?
30:54What are you doing?
30:55What is this?
30:57What is it?
31:00What's the matter?
31:01what's the matter what's the matter what's this green is go right now what's this it's a home
31:14so it's go home now what's this johnny so we've got go and then
31:32foreigner so it's go home johnny foreigner very good very good brilliant thank you very much that
31:44that's great thank you can i just confirm people was that a genuine absolute language school bona fide
31:59those guys are the real deal they are genuine foreign students and they've been scarred educationally
32:04for life i hope so mr inappropriate ladies and gentlemen well we've now seen all of tonight's
32:18entries one thing is certain the coveted balls of steel crown must go to one of these contenders
32:23they've all got balls that's a given but the question is tonight who had the biggest balls
32:28the real balls of steel was it the big gay following alex zane's shocking game
32:37the bunny boiler with her tarot card terror nidge with his urban sports todju the militant black guy
32:44or mr inappropriate it's up to our studio audience to the side they hold the key to all these people's
32:53happiness please choose fairly and wisely and press your buttons now
33:10well the votes are counted the decision is in i can now reveal that tonight's champion of balls of steel
33:16is the big gay following
33:38well congratulations you are this week's winner eric and with this balls of steel honour comes responsibility
33:45it also comes money quite a lot of extra cock i would say and an awful lot of pleasure thank
33:51you very much for
33:52having the balls to watch well done to eric they all had balls of steel and this is how they
33:56showed them
33:58what
33:59oh my god
34:01what
34:01it looks good
34:05what
34:16we didn't
34:18No, I don't think so.
34:20I wasn't asking you, Mr Hamilton, I was asking the Gladius Mayor.