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00:37Hello, I'm Mark Dolan. Welcome to Balls of Steel.
00:40This is the show where a bunch of new comedians pull a variety of crazy and idiotic stunts that put
00:44their arses on the line in the name of entertainment.
00:47Tonight, we've got scenes like this.
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00:56There's some of this tell me any more comedies because I loved you in lethal weapon
01:01There's a little bit of this
01:05So here's my first guest say hello to our very own quiz master Alex Zane
01:15I
01:20So Alex welcome to balls of steel. Thank you. What have you been up to you this week?
01:25Well, you and I both know how much I hate game shows
01:29So I set up a game show called the buzzing game. Yeah, very simple formula at two buzzers
01:35And one is owned by a stooge. He's with us on the dark side and the other is a real
01:40-life person
01:41And they think they control the buzzer with a simple tap
01:43They don't we do and we set it off when we want to or a
01:48Concovert Lee. It's a brand new word. We don't set it off when they need it to I don't know
01:53It sounds evil. It sounds twisted, but I can't wait to see it here. It is
02:03Hello and welcome again to the Alex Zane a buzzing game the game where two contestants go head-to-head
02:10and hopefully
02:10Buzz off by the end with some top top prizes first question off we go name the former nurse who
02:17used to be John Leslie
02:20Abbey Titmuss Nick very quick which supermodel is going out with rock star Pete Dockham Nick Kate Moss
02:25Kate Moss very quick again
02:29C3 PO and R2 D2 are characters in which movie?
02:32Star Wars star was is the right answer Davina McCall presents which reality TV show?
02:38Big brother my buzz is working. I buzzed three times
02:43Okay, before Dan and never got a buzz right. Let's test. Let's test that buzzer now. I'm down if you
02:49want to use first
02:50buzzer working
02:52Okay, so it's all right. No absolutely complete this cheeky TV presenting double out and and
03:01That is the right answer which comedian featured on the video of a recent hit single with Tony Christie
03:15It's the tough buzz round so you can make place your hands over your buzzer
03:20What was the name of Ewan McGregor's character in the 1993 film being human Nick?
03:25I didn't touch the buzzer
03:27I honestly didn't touch the buzzer. I just had it like that
03:30How many episodes of EastEnders did Ross Kemp appear in as Grant Mitchell?
03:34Dan?
03:35380
03:36380 is very close. I can give you an opportunity to guess we'll put ten seconds on the clock
03:41Sorry, Nick at the moment it's Dan's birthday. You can buzz in again for a brand new question
03:46And then my ten seconds have another guess now Dan
03:50Sorry, Nick. I haven't touched it
03:52Sorry, but I've not touched the buzzer. This has been playing up the last round and now as well
03:57I'll just move on how many copies of the band-aid two single straight in their Nick
04:04Don't know sorry didn't press again. Do you want to have a guess?
04:07Getting there first don't need to buzz now. I haven't touched it
04:1210 million isn't the right answer. What is former Bucks Fizz singer Cheryl Baker straight in there again Nick?
04:18Did you press it that time? No, I didn't
04:21I do need to press you for an answer unfortunately because you lit up. I
04:25Don't know so I didn't know the question. Okay, the question was going to be what is former Bucks Fizz
04:29singer Cheryl Baker's real name the answer be
04:31Rita you can't answer now
04:32That is the end of tough buzz and I can reveal that today's winner
04:40Is Dan Nick is sadly in second place
04:42But while Dan sticks around for another show to face another competitor Nick has an opportunity to win a fantastic
04:49Consolation prize as always straight after the break
04:52I'm sorry, but I'd like to make a complaint about that all through the second round
04:56I was beating him every time to the question and I was pressing it and nothing was happening at all
05:01I mean if you review it back on the tape I'm just going out three times you actually
05:04Hit it and it must look it back at the real three times. I spent so I lost out much
05:09every awkward, but I know I've just been robbed out of a game
05:11Nick
05:11Hello, and welcome back to the Alex Zane buzzing game. It's consolation time now as Nick here plays the big
05:19buzz
05:20You have a minute on the clock Nick starting now
05:23I can't emphasize enough to take it slow great chance to win this holiday here. That's the first bend
05:30Second then okay
05:33Imagine a weird thing a snooper you just don't
05:37Okay, plenty of time
05:42Least over halfway through
05:45A couple more bends
05:48Almost on that clay mate
05:51Okay, one final corner and it's yours. It is yours
05:58And he's lost it. That's it for another Alex Zane buzzing game. Nick doesn't win the holiday
06:03Sorry about that mate, but we'll see you next time for the Alex Zane buzzing game. Bye-bye. Do you
06:08want to give a wave?
06:10How do you feel about that? That was close. Yeah, did again. Did you actually touch it? No, I'm sure
06:14I touched it that time, yeah
06:15You did touch it that time, okay
06:18Fantastic
06:20APPLAUSE
06:25Amazing stuff
06:27You've destroyed that guy's sense of reality to the extent where you convinced him that he had touched the bar
06:32at the end there
06:32I know he hadn't actually touched it. The poor man was it. He was like oh, yeah, I must have
06:37done that time
06:38You just like you left him there. I'm still waving or something
06:41Yeah
06:41He wanted to keep having another go at that thing until he could do it without buzzing, but we stayed
06:46there all night
06:50Probably still there we set it on automatic
06:55Well, really well done ladies and gentlemen, Alex Zane and his buzzing game
07:00Well done perfect
07:05At the end of the show we're going to need to select a winner the person with tonight's biggest balls
07:10of steel and that is where our studio audience comes in
07:13They've each got a fancy keypad and when we've seen all of tonight's contenders
07:17I'll ask everyone to vote for their favorite whoever gets the most votes wins
07:21And I will present the winner with a hugely coveted balls of steel trophy. It could not be simpler
07:27Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for my next guest. Please welcome the annoying devil
07:43Literally, how the hell are you I can't complain all right? I'm glad to hear it
07:49Can I confirm you are the devil not some bloke seeking access to his kids? No
07:56Okay, great now tell me what's in the clip
07:59Well, you know people going to work they don't like it do they people don't like going to work
08:03And I thought what better opportunity to piss people off than get them while they're going to work get up
08:08early get the job done get out
08:10Let's have a look
08:27Let's have a look
08:29Let's have a look
08:31Let's have a look
08:32Yes
08:57Let's have a look
09:11I can be your fallen into the end
09:17I can switch to your mind
09:39I can be your fallen into the end
09:45I can be your fallen into the end
09:51Let me come in
10:08I can be your fallen into the end
10:17Watch the poo-poo, watch the poo-poo
10:33I can be your fallen angel
10:39Laying up your tail
10:41Let me come in
11:08I can be your fallen into the end
11:15I can be your fallen into the end
11:35I can be your fallen into the end
11:48I don't know, you should have killed me
11:49I'm really crikey
11:56Well, quite rightly
11:58That bloke at the end is absolutely furious
12:00He wasn't even the window cleaner
12:01Yeah, he wasn't happy
12:03I mean, it was a bit of shit, isn't it?
12:04Well, it was delightfully, horribly devilish
12:07Ladies and gentlemen, the annoying devil
12:10Thank you, mate. Well done, big boy.
12:16It's time for my next guest, so please welcome Nedge.
12:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:22Woo-hoo! Well done!
12:25Hello, son!
12:27Well done, big guy. Come on.
12:30Love him now.
12:31I love your seat.
12:34Good to see you, Mark.
12:36I'm loving to see you.
12:38Nedge, in what way have you got balls of steel?
12:40I've been inventing some new sports, some urban sports.
12:43OK, so go on.
12:45Big Stranger Rodeo.
12:46You get the biggest geezer walking down the street,
12:48jump on his back and hang on for as long as possible.
12:50Simple.
12:51We're talking about you jumping on someone's back
12:53and hanging on until they get thrown off.
12:56Until I get thrown off, yeah, yeah.
12:58It's not quite synchronised swimming, is it?
13:00Well, we'll find out, won't we?
13:01OK, let's see this clip of Nedge in action.
13:09Here's how you play Big Stranger Rodeo.
13:13You hide.
13:15You see a big stranger,
13:17you jump on them like it's a rodeo.
13:21You've got to stay off ground for as long as possible.
13:24When you've fallen off, leg it.
13:28You're a twerp.
13:41Just man, just like the pasta.
13:49That's the elephant.
13:54You're jokingising music.
13:57Do you see·e·e·e·e·s?
14:03Yeah!
14:34No, no.
14:36Sold.
14:39Yay.
14:40Yip, you.
14:42Are you loved?
14:42Yeah.
14:43Huh?
14:43Leg your legs.
14:44Niggas!
15:23Niggas!
15:25Niggas!
15:29Niggas!
15:31Niggas!
15:32Niggas!
15:34Niggas!
15:35Niggas!
15:36Niggas!
15:37Niggas!
15:37Niggas!
15:37Niggas!
15:39Niggas!
15:39Niggas!
15:39Niggas!
15:40Niggas!
15:41Niggas!
15:42Niggas!
15:42Niggas!
15:43Niggas!
15:44Niggas!
15:45I sense the beginning of a worrying social trend there
15:49I think so edge being tossed off in public what an exciting vision that was we must legally say do
15:56not attempt to copy
15:57Nedges actions
15:59Fantastic stuff though. Thank you. Yeah, you know when it I had short a 10-second barrier as well. That
16:04would have been something
16:06You've executed it with such a problem. You have definitely got balls of steel ladies and gentlemen Ned
16:16Oh
16:22Fearless grave and daring three words that I would definitely not use to introduce my next guests the three words
16:28I'd use our absolute fucking mentalist. Please welcome pitch art and pan show the pain men
16:45I
16:47Welcome to the show boys. Thank you mark now
16:50Let me just establish this in the name of science
16:53You guys come on the show every week and you experience pain in a variety of contexts for the education
16:59of our viewing audience
17:00Is that right? That's correct mark this week?
17:03I'm gonna ask you to take pain from a selection of DIY tools
17:07So we can identify the worst thing that can happen to your average handyman. Do you agree to the challenge?
17:12Yes, we do very good
17:14Then let's move over to the shed of shitting yourself
17:20Okay, the first item you might find in a DIY type setting is this it's a heat gun
17:26It's incredibly hot and it burns varnish and paint off wood and metal
17:30So let's have a little look at just how powerful it is. So it's changing color
17:35What's burning ladies and gentlemen can you smell burning yet?
17:39Are you getting high folks?
17:42Okay, you can see that's the kind of damage that this heat gun can do I wonder what would happen
17:48Pancho if this were to accidentally land on I don't know Pritchard's chest hair will soon find out
17:54Oh
17:57Can I just say before we start don't try this at home these men are idiots
18:04Right, clear silence please. Oh, mini Robbie Williams get on with it
18:09Quick, it's burning man
18:11No, it's burning!
18:13Punch!
18:14Ah!
18:15Fuck!
18:15Okay
18:16Arrgh!
18:17Arrgh!
18:17Arrgh!
18:17Arrgh!
18:18Arrgh!
18:19Arrgh!
18:20Arrgh!
18:20Arrgh!
18:21Arrgh!
18:21Arrgh!
18:22Arrgh!
18:23vårgh!
18:23Arrgh!
18:23Arrgh!
18:24Arrgh!
18:24Arrgh!
18:25Okay stop!
18:26Critchard, will you give me a pain rating out of ten?
18:30Seven!
18:31Yeah.
18:32Give Critchard a well done round of applausebag!
18:35We will get it.
18:40Our next device is so dangerous potentially that I have to wear these goggles
18:45But luckily they're quite stylish. So that's okay
18:48This here is a professional sander
18:51It's very powerful and it has almost glass-like, razor-like sandpaper attached to it.
18:58Let's see what it can do to this cupboard.
19:06Pritchard, can you imagine that on Pancho's lovely bum?
19:10I'd love to.
19:11Take it away.
19:12Do I ever say in this?
19:13You're the pain man, you've taken the challenge.
19:15How do you feel about doing this?
19:16Well, luckily enough, I've come prepared.
19:18Welcome to your orangutan's bum.
19:23Can I just point out, we would like to thank Graham Norton for the outfit.
19:29Cheers, Graham.
19:30Cheers, Graham.
19:31Massively useful.
19:33Okay, take it away, Pritchard.
19:35Oompa Loompa, bend over.
19:37Anything for you, Eminem?
19:39Shut up, you little shit.
19:43Oi, oi, oi!
19:46Hey!
19:46You're going to see me sandpaper's arse?
19:48Yeah!
19:57Oh, yes, have a look.
19:59My butt is, oi!
20:00Put it down.
20:01Allow me to examine.
20:03Okay, let's have another go.
20:05Bend over.
20:11Amazing, I haven't seen so many bleeding arses since I was at public school.
20:16I'm genuinely shocked.
20:18Pancho, give me...
20:19Oh!
20:20Okay.
20:21Oh!
20:22Oh!
20:22Oh!
20:23Oh!
20:23Oh!
20:23There's nothing you did to me!
20:24Pancho, with your bleeding arse, give me a pain rating out of ten, please.
20:29Fucking nine out of ten, you fucking kill!
20:32What do you think?
20:33You've got to get the word fucking in there, because nine is not enough, it's fucking nine.
20:36That's how painful it is.
20:40Okay, now our final potential danger in a DIY workshop is stuff you get lying around,
20:46like a hammer and nails.
20:48The big danger is, what happens if a nail gets hammered into, I don't know, a little Welshman's hand?
20:54Pritchard, I'm going to need your help.
20:56I would like you to demonstrate what happens when this nail goes through young Pancho's hand.
21:02Yes, please.
21:03Are you willing to demonstrate that?
21:04Oh, of course I am.
21:05Yeah, do you feel it won't be too painful for you emotionally to do that?
21:08I don't give a shit.
21:11Okay, Pancho, I'd like you to put your hand on this block of wood, hold it very, very still.
21:15Would you do that for me now, please?
21:17I'm going to attempt to.
21:18Okay.
21:19So, Pancho, place your hand on the block of wood.
21:21He said, Pritchard, I'd like you to show the audience at home how accidents do happen,
21:26involving hammers and nails.
21:28Oh, this is great.
21:30Take it away, Pritchard.
21:31I can't even look.
21:35Oi!
21:37Do it!
21:41Like we need it.
21:42Yeah!
21:43Three, two, one.
21:47Pancho!
21:48Pancho, give me!
21:49No!
21:50Pancho!
21:52Okay.
21:53Pancho, remember the trial.
21:55Tell me, on a pain rating out of ten, how painful is that?
21:58What do you think, you daft bastard?
22:02Ten out of ten!
22:04Well...
22:06Okay, folks, let's find out how painful it is to take it out.
22:09It is the worst part.
22:12Oh!
22:13Oh!
22:15Oh!
22:15Pancho!
22:17Ladies and gentlemen, the pain men!
22:26So, let's meet my next guest.
22:28Please welcome, Miss Olivia Lee!
22:35Oh!
22:37Oh!
22:38Oh!
22:39Oh!
22:40Oh!
22:41Oh!
22:42Oh!
22:43Oh!
22:43Oh!
22:43Oh!
22:46Oh!
22:47Oh!
22:47Welcome to Balls of Steel!
22:48May I say, you look sensational tonight!
22:50Oh, thank you!
22:50And so do you!
22:51We wouldn't know you were a man at all!
22:53I know!
22:53Well, I've had the op, so I'm fine now!
22:55It's gone well.
22:56Now, Olivia, um...
22:57Tell me, why do you think you've got Balls of Steel?
23:00Well, I've been playing pranks on celebrities, and I've been winding them up in the most childish
23:05ways that I could think of.
23:07Yeah!
23:08Yeah!
23:09Everyone likes a prank now and again.
23:12Where did you go to wind up these celebrities?
23:14Well, um, I went to the Cannes Film Festival, and I took a big bag of tricks, and pulled the
23:20most childish stunts that I could think of, and I had a great time!
23:23It sounds absolutely brilliant.
23:25It was.
23:25Let's take a look.
23:31I'm a little bit starstruck, and what better way to mark the occasion than to get an
23:35autograph?
23:36The only thing is, in my haste, I...
23:45What an idiot!
23:49Just quickly...
23:52Can I get an autograph?
23:54Yeah.
23:55Okay.
23:55Okay.
23:56I can just find...
23:57Whoa!
23:59What happened there?
24:01What happened there?
24:02What happened there?
24:02Yeah.
24:06Yeah.
24:06Just quickly, just...
24:08To Olivia.
24:10Oh.
24:11Does it have an autograph?
24:15Oh, lovely.
24:17Could you write, um, to Olivia, good luck?
24:20Oh, sorry, what is that?
24:22Is it?
24:22Is it?
24:24What's happening?
24:25What's happening?
24:25Can't be coming.
24:27Oh, it does it?
24:27Oh, it does it.
24:28Oh, it does it.
24:28Oh, it does it.
24:29Oh, it does it.
24:29Oh, it does it.
24:31Oh, it does it.
24:32Oh, it does it.
24:32Oh, it does it.
24:35Oh, it does it.
24:35With premieres like this happening, this place is going to be teeming with celebrities.
24:40So I'm going to keep this mic to hand so I can interview them.
24:43Problem is, the back's missing.
24:47Luckily, I've got some of these to hand.
24:50Come on.
24:52What do you look for in a lady?
24:53What attracts you?
24:55What qualities does she need to have?
25:00Um, let's see.
25:03What does it mean?
25:04In terms of the characters and the parts you play, what has stretched you the most?
25:10Parts like this.
25:11Parts that stick to go deeply into the human psyche.
25:15You smell great.
25:17I'm hoping.
25:18Anybody have perfume?
25:19No.
25:20You don't need it.
25:20Your natural scent is just glorious.
25:23Hi there.
25:23How are you?
25:24All right.
25:24How are you doing?
25:25Can you just tell me what brings you to can?
25:27Well, we have a time to watch all the wonderful people here.
25:33To watch movies.
25:34To watch movies?
25:35What movies have you seen so far?
25:37I saw a very, very wonderful film.
25:39The only entry, the only film African entry.
25:42How much are you worth?
25:43How much are what?
25:44How much are you worth?
25:45Are you a millionaire?
25:46How much am I worth?
25:47Are you a millionaire?
25:48I am a millionaire, but everybody's a millionaire nowadays.
25:53Paris, you're getting your teeth into some meteor parts now as an actress.
25:57Oh, that's not nice.
25:59That's not nice.
26:00Sorry, it's not a microphone.
26:02Tell me, any more comedies?
26:03Because I loved you in Lethal Weapon.
26:04Well, it wasn't meant to be a comedy, but, you know, there's so much comedic stuff and everything.
26:11We do, you know, so life is coming.
26:13Life is coming.
26:15It most definitely is.
26:16Can you say, this is me, uh, da-la-la-la, hair with Olivia for...
26:21I know.
26:21Oh, sorry.
26:23Does this look familiar to you?
26:25I know, it's got free speech, Dennis.
26:27Is this all of Olivia Lee, Chandler Gazzamo, and...
26:32I know, and a big cock.
26:35And a big cock.
26:35What are you doing here?
26:36I am exhausted.
26:38Oh, are you exhausted?
26:39Oh, you're looking very frustrated.
26:40So it's where you are to tonight.
26:41No, that's...
26:41All right, then.
26:42OK, thank you very much.
26:43You're welcome.
26:44All right.
26:48Sorry.
26:48I'm sorry.
26:49I just laughed...
26:51I got it.
26:53I got it.
26:55I got it.
26:56I got it.
27:02The audience are voting with their hands, they love seeing celebrities getting shafted.
27:06Thank God for that.
27:07There's nothing more enjoyable to the great British public.
27:10A moment of history, a rare example of video footage showing Paris Hilton actually backing away from a penis.
27:16I know.
27:17Have a look at this.
27:18She actually, she has to be pulled away.
27:21She's gonna lunge.
27:22Look.
27:23They grab her.
27:24They're like, no, no more of those tapes.
27:26What I could actually see was she was wearing knee pads ready for action as well.
27:29Of course she was.
27:30You couldn't see that.
27:31Well, fantastic work.
27:32Ladies and gentlemen.
27:33Thank you very much.
27:33Olivia Lee.
27:36Nice job.
27:38Nice job.
27:38Nice job.
27:41There you go.
27:42Fishy minge.
27:43We'll win BAFTAs for that.
27:46Please welcome our next guest.
27:48Now, foolishly, I question his balls of steel and he's come all the way from the Southern Hemisphere to show
27:53me them.
27:53It's New Zealand's greatest daredevil stuntman, Randy Campbell, and his stunt coordinator, Dick Johansonsson.
28:02APPLAUSE
28:24So, Randy, what brings you to England?
28:26Well, um, you invited me, you cock.
28:30A bit harsh, but very true.
28:32I did.
28:32I sent this letter just two weeks ago.
28:38Dear Randy, we're making a show and don't have any ideas of our own.
28:42Get your sad ass over here, do a stunt, then shot off home.
28:45Pierce, I hope you break your head, you dick love Mark.
28:49OK, four eyes, I've made it to your crap little country and I'm gonna do your stunt.
28:53Now let's get on with it.
28:55And what a stunt it's gonna be.
28:56As this incredible CGI model shows Randy's gonna jump 50 feet into a children's paddling pool full of deadly man
29:03-eating piranha.
29:04These animals are so ferocious and deadly, they have been dubbed the freshwater sharks of the sea.
29:09I want you to kill them tonight, you little bastards! Get angry!
29:12And if these murderous aquatic killers can do this to a lampshack in 1.4 seconds, imagine what they're gonna
29:20do when they get hold of Randy's nuts.
29:25Well, back in New Zealand, Randy has been performing death-defying stunts since infancy.
29:29But only time will tell if he can step up to the international platform.
29:33That's right mate, he's been training for weeks for this death-defying stunt.
29:38And he's still crap! Personally, I think he's fucked!
29:41And to make things even more exciting, we're beaming this death-defying stunt back to Randy's homeland.
29:46Live!
29:50OK.
29:51Well, young Dick, there's a lot of pressure on you from home. What's going through your mind, big guy?
29:58Nothing Mark, nothing at all. The only thing that can go wrong is that this cum knuckle here fucks it
30:02up.
30:03I'm absolutely sure this cum knuckle will do a great job, but Randy, can you tell me, why are you
30:07gonna jump from the roof of these studios into a pool of piranhas?
30:11Because you dared me to! Now let's stop fucking around and do the stunt.
30:15Who's with me?
30:18Let's do it!
30:27And now I'm handing over to New Zealand's finest stunt commentators, Jesus Christopherson and Jehovah C. Clarke.
30:35Thank you Mark. I'm Jesus Christopherson.
30:38And I'm Jehovah C. Clarke. And welcome to Stunt Armageddon.
30:40It's a landmark night in the world of stunts and all the big international names are here.
30:45Like rookie stuntman Skip Butler.
30:48Stunt groupie Amy Nitrate.
30:51Rawr.
30:52And everyone's favourite shit for brains auto technician, Spanners Watson.
30:56Go Spanners!
31:01This gang have been working flat out all day under the tutelage of this man, Zech Johanssonson.
31:06What a great guy.
31:07Possibly the world's best stunt coordinator. Look at this footage of him in action, taken only moments ago.
31:12What? Ship reception. Move van closer.
31:15No details too small for this man.
31:17Van closer, going with van.
31:19Oh look, he's moving the satellite van closer now.
31:21That's going to ensure that all of New Zealand sees the full glory of this stunt.
31:25He's got to get that van as close to the action as possible.
31:29Dick Johanssonson. What a fucking great guy.
31:31Oh and we're going live now. Here he is, Randy Campbell, making his way out to the gantry of death.
31:36You know what to do.
31:37Douse with vodka there for good luck.
31:39Good little boy.
31:40Right.
31:41Now what window is it?
31:43What a showman.
31:44That one.
31:45Alright.
31:46Here we go.
31:47Let's do it.
31:48It's almost time to...
31:49Oh wait a minute.
31:50What's he doing?
31:51Oh my god.
31:52He's at the wrong window.
31:53Is that trajectory? Randy will probably miss the pool of piranha.
31:57Someone's got to call off this stunt. Hasn't anyone noticed?
31:59Who's in fucking charge?
32:01I'm a window mate. You're going to miss the pool.
32:03No.
32:04Don't do it.
32:04What?
32:05Don't do it.
32:06It's too late mate. Randy's in the zone.
32:08He's away.
32:09No.
32:10Oh the stunt's gone horribly wrong.
32:12They've killed him.
32:17Let's go to the replay.
32:19Peter Jackson and Russell Crowe are going to be pissed.
32:22Randy has ruined thousands of pounds worth of electrical equipment.
32:26Oh this is terrible.
32:27Somebody please find that poor fussed body.
32:30Oh Randy Campbell is dosed.
32:32R.I.P.
32:33Holy fuck.
32:34The pirates of Vika have set the corpse on fire.
32:36He's alive.
32:37Campbell's alive.
32:38Somebody help him.
32:39Looks like that.
32:40Oh my god.
32:40He's being accidentally knocked into the pool of deadly piranha.
32:43There's a feeding frenzy on his balls.
32:45This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed in the world of stunts.
32:48It's a fucking shambles.
32:50What the fuck is this?
32:51The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty Against Fish.
32:54They're pretty mad about those piranha.
32:56And what's this?
32:57Stick to Hansonson.
32:58He's running away.
33:00Oh Randy's being beaten within an inch of his life.
33:02This is horrific.
33:03And meanwhile the stunt coordinator's running away.
33:06Oh that's shameful.
33:07This is embarrassing for our entire nation.
33:09This is a shameful, shameful act.
33:11I can't believe it.
33:12This is a terrible, terrible day.
33:14I can't watch.
33:15Well that all seems to have gone quite well.
33:17So let's have a recap of tonight's show.
33:24We've now seen all of tonight's entries.
33:26The one thing is certain.
33:27The coveted balls of steel crown must go to one of these contenders.
33:31They've all got balls.
33:32That is a given.
33:33That's why they're here in the first place.
33:35But the question is tonight.
33:36Who had the biggest balls?
33:37The real balls of steel.
33:39Was it?
33:40Alex Zane and his buzzing game.
33:44Olivia Lee and her prank TV.
33:47Nedge and his big stranger rodeo.
33:49The annoying devil.
33:52Pritchard and Pancho.
33:54The pain men.
33:55Or Randy Campbell.
33:56New Zealand's number one stuntsman.
33:59OK, so it's up to our studio audience to decide.
34:02Cynical audience, you hold the key to these people's happiness.
34:05Please choose wisely and fairly.
34:08And press your buttons now.
34:22The votes are counted.
34:24The decision is in.
34:25I can now reveal that tonight's champion of balls of steel is...
34:33Alex Zane's buzzing game!
34:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:05This is how they sewed them.
35:06And, and...
35:08Dan.
35:10Hello.
35:12Hello.
35:16Is this a little familiar?
35:18I don't know.
35:19Do you know it's got three feet?
35:21No!
35:26No!
35:27No!
35:28No!
35:28No!
35:29I'm sorry, but I'd like to make you complain about that.
35:31Simple as it are.
35:32No!
35:32No!
35:32No!
35:36It's not going to make me speak.
35:37I don't know.
35:37I don't know.
35:37Go, go, go.
35:37Go, go!
35:37You