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Meet the Browns-S1E5
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00:03Daisy, we've been watching this for two hours.
00:05You sure you're in this movie?
00:06I am. It's almost here.
00:08I'm in the big finale.
00:10Oh, not again.
00:12I'll get this.
00:15That's it. That's it. Good.
00:17Um, can someone fix the color?
00:19It was shot in black and white.
00:23Why does it always have to be about race with you?
00:28Hey!
00:28Oh!
00:31Mr. Brown, you're messing up the picture.
00:33How am I messing up the picture?
00:35Your space suit is blocking the signal.
00:37I can fix that. Here we go.
00:40Put the thing up.
00:41Wait, wait, wait.
00:42Do it?
00:43Uh-huh.
00:43On your tiptoes, hurry.
00:45Well, I'm on my tiptoes.
00:46Put your hands up in the air.
00:48And wave them like you just don't get ya.
00:52No, then lift your leg up.
00:54No, the other leg.
00:57Just up a little bit more, up more.
00:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00Come on, come on, come on.
01:01Come on, come on.
01:01Carter, I feel like I'm about to pee on a hydrant or something.
01:04What the?
01:06Look, miss.
01:07Ha, they're singing and strutting.
01:09And it's my best friend, Florence Baker.
01:12Because she was in that movie.
01:13Oh, you know her, Miss Edmund?
01:14Oh, yeah, we grew up together.
01:15We traveled from Alabama.
01:17Shh, shh, shh.
01:17It's a big finale.
01:18It's now.
01:18Look, look, that's me.
01:20Where?
01:21I'm the white woman in the long white ball gown.
01:25They are all white women in long white ball gowns.
01:28Look, look, look, now, my close-up.
01:31Wow.
01:33You were really pretty.
01:35What happened?
01:38I traded in my beauty for brains.
01:42I don't get it.
01:44I'm so surprised.
01:47That's it?
01:49I gave up an episode of Bonanza for that.
01:52Oh, you, that's a great movie.
01:54That's what made Flo a star.
01:56All I got out of it was $25
01:59and my wrist being felt by Ray Charles.
02:02I think I'm going to call Flo.
02:04I haven't talked to her in a while.
02:05Oh, that's going to be a long-distance call.
02:08How do you know?
02:10Because she's dead.
02:11That's why they're playing her movies.
02:13She died?
02:15Flo?
02:16Oh, my God.
02:22What made you so callous?
02:26Thirty years in the military
02:28and two seconds of you in that movie.
02:46What made you so callous?
02:48Hey, Miss Edna.
02:50I fixed you a plane.
02:52You didn't come down for dinner.
02:54No, thank you, sweetie.
02:55I'm fine.
02:55Well, I know you miss your friend.
02:58Did you find out anything about the funeral arrangements?
03:00Flo was buried over a week ago.
03:03She was broke, alone.
03:05There was no funeral, no family, no friends.
03:08Had I known, I could have tried to put some money together to give her a proper burial.
03:13Is this you, Miss Edna?
03:15Oh, yeah.
03:17We were on our way from Alabama to California.
03:19We only had enough money to get to Kansas City.
03:22We had to sing to get the rest of the fair.
03:24It took us almost two months to get to Hollywood.
03:26Wow.
03:28Oh.
03:31This is us with Sam Cooke.
03:35Wow.
03:36Looked like you had a lot of good times.
03:39She was something else.
03:41When she made it big, she always tried to encourage me to follow my dreams.
03:44I just, I just didn't have her spunk.
03:48I don't know.
03:49Here I am, broke, 35 years old, living in this house.
03:54Miss Edna.
04:02Miss Edna, do you want to come back inside?
04:05We're watching another one of your friend's movies.
04:07Miss Edna, do you want to come back inside?
04:08Is that you?
04:10Yes.
04:12You knew Biggie?
04:15That's Louis Armstrong, huh?
04:18Oh.
04:19Is he a rapper?
04:22London.
04:24Oh.
04:24Oh.
04:24Go find something shiny to play with.
04:27Okay.
04:29Uh, uh, uh, give me Biggie.
04:31Oh, okay.
04:33Okay.
04:33Okay.
04:33Mm-hmm.
04:36So do you want to go and watch the movie with everyone else?
04:38I think I want to just stay here with my memories.
04:41All right.
04:43Thanks.
05:00Ocean.
05:01Bam!
05:02Double word points.
05:04Mm-hmm.
05:05Well, here's my word.
05:08Piquant?
05:09Silly goose.
05:10It's piquant.
05:12P-I-Q-U-A-N-T.
05:14Piquant.
05:16That's not a word.
05:17Yes, it is.
05:19And it's seven letters, plus triple the word points.
05:22Booga!
05:23That's not a word.
05:24I will look it up.
05:25That is not a word.
05:25You don't have to do that.
05:26I can just tell you what it means.
05:28Um, piquant.
05:30Of an interestingly provocative or lively character.
05:35Kind of like me.
05:38Ooh.
05:39She's right.
05:40I'm scared.
05:43Didn't think I was that smart, did ya?
05:45No.
05:46What?
05:49What's the capital of Washington?
05:51Shh.
05:52Girl, that's easy.
05:53W.
06:00Things are back to normal now.
06:03Hey, kids, what's up?
06:05Hi.
06:07Hey.
06:08Hey, London.
06:19Uh, you guys, why is Jesus in the closet?
06:24I don't know.
06:26Why don't you ask him?
06:28Good idea.
06:34Uh, Jesus, why are you in the closet?
06:37Shhh.
06:40Okay.
06:42Oh, hey, honey.
06:43Hey, babe.
06:45Alright, kids.
06:46Time to get ready for bed.
06:47What?
06:47No!
06:48Five more minutes!
06:49Fine!
06:51London, you don't have to-
06:52I hate you!
06:55Never mind.
06:56Make me go to bed!
07:01Hey.
07:02Here is your juice.
07:05Anything else, just let me know, okay?
07:06How about some crackers?
07:07Crackers.
07:08Okay, crackers.
07:18Okay, that doesn't seem odd to you?
07:21What?
07:22That he's sitting in the closet by himself.
07:25So that's the only place he can concentrate.
07:27He's studying for his law degree.
07:29Well, how long have you known Jesus is in the closet?
07:32Jesus in the closet?
07:35That boy, Sweet Potato?
07:39Here's the thing.
07:40He's been in the closet since he started working here, okay?
07:43He's got a really big test coming up.
07:45They have to take a test to be good-
07:47Oh!
07:49Well, what if they fail?
07:52Well, what they do to graduate?
07:53Oh, this-
07:56Don't tell Mr. Brown, okay?
07:58Jesus doesn't want him to know.
07:59Well, what's the big deal?
08:00He's not hurting anybody.
08:02I mean, think about it.
08:04He's gonna touch the lives of a lot of people.
08:06He ain't touching my life or nothing else.
08:09I really don't think Jesus has a choice.
08:12Mr. Brown is always after him.
08:15It's time to get you some dinner.
08:17Come on.
08:18To the kitchen.
08:20I'm not telling.
08:21Lord, Lord!
08:23Look what I've done!
08:24I got this boy lusting after my flesh!
08:28This is what you get for being built like this!
08:31Yes!
08:32What if I do?
08:34I'm gone.
08:35I better go this way.
08:39There was this time when Flo and I went to this all-male club in Harlem dressed as a couple
08:45of fellas.
08:46What? Why would you go to an all-male club?
08:49Cause it's all men!
08:51Oh, we had a good old time till I asked the bartender where the ladies room was.
08:56Oh!
08:57No!
08:58Oh, that was something.
09:00Oh, we used to dance to all hours of the night.
09:03Oh, damn you did.
09:05You remember how it's done?
09:06I said that, come on.
09:07What the?
09:08She can dance for you!
09:10Come on!
09:10That's not how you dance!
09:11Come on!
09:15Oh!
09:16I gotta go change my shoes for this.
09:19Come on, girl. Come on.
09:21Okay.
09:21Take it out.
09:23Take it out.
09:24Take it out.
09:25Take it out.
09:25Take it out.
09:26Take it out.
09:27Swing it out.
09:28Take it out.
09:30That is wonderful.
09:32I'm so glad you have got a spirit.
09:35You feeling better?
09:36I do feel a lot better.
09:37Good, good.
09:38You know, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately,
09:41and I've finally come to a decision.
09:42Good.
09:43That's great.
09:44I'm ready to die.
09:58Wait a minute, Miss Ellen.
09:59Wait, wait, wait.
09:59What you doing?
10:01I'm getting a knife.
10:02What? A knife?
10:03For what?
10:04To cut my grapefruit.
10:05Oh.
10:07I'm sorry.
10:08Um, well, okay.
10:10Well, how are you feeling?
10:13I'm fine.
10:14Okay.
10:15Well, you know, you were talking about dying last night,
10:19so I was, I'm just a little concerned.
10:20Well, I appreciate your concern, but I've already made my decision.
10:24I want to die.
10:26Why are you thinking this way?
10:30Most of my friends are gone.
10:32I have no family left, and I just want to see everybody again.
10:37You know, when people die, we tend to just focus on the negative.
10:41I just want you to think about the positive things in life.
10:44Like here, we all love you.
10:46I appreciate your concern, sweetie.
10:49I really do.
10:50Oh.
10:51But I'm fine.
10:54Mr. Brown, now remember, we've got to keep an eye on Miss Edna.
11:02She's been very depressed now.
11:03I'm scared she may hurt herself.
11:04Okay, I'll watch out for her.
11:06Kara, she done did it!
11:07Kara!
11:10Give her the healing!
11:11Give her the healing!
11:13Give her the healing!
11:14Give her the healing!
11:14No, no, no!
11:17Jack!
11:18What's going on for me?
11:19Stop!
11:24Kara, is she up?
11:25I saved her!
11:25Is she alive?
11:26I didn't go anywhere.
11:28But the pills on the thing are empty and I...
11:30There were two aspirins left.
11:31I had a headache!
11:33A headache?
11:33A headache, jackass!
11:35A headache!
11:38Well, go back to sleep then.
11:41I'm gonna go upstairs before I have to hurt you.
11:45Ooh!
11:46Kara, she scared me!
11:48I thought she was gone!
11:50Ooh, Kara, that got me out of tits!
11:52Kassage me!
11:54Kassage me!
11:56Ooh!
11:57Come on!
11:58Ooh shoo!
11:59Shoo shoo!
12:01Shoo shoo!
12:02Shoo shoo!
12:03Shoo shoo!
12:03Right there, just right there on the side.
12:05On my little quadricep.
12:08Come on!
12:09Kassage!
12:10Ooh, Kara, wait a minute.
12:12You strong like your mama.
12:15She had them old fat sausage fingers.
12:19Charlie, you're strong.
12:20You been lifting weights?
12:21Little bit.
12:23Aaaaaaah!
12:25Where you come from?
12:27I just came out of the closet.
12:28What?
12:29Don't ask, don't tell.
12:30You don't ask, I wanna tell.
12:32What?
12:33When we was young, people would keep their secrets locked in the closet.
12:36Lock yours back in the closet.
12:38I don't wanna be in the closet forever, Mr. Brown.
12:40No!
12:41Stay in the closet!
12:42Stay!
12:42I need to confess.
12:43No, don't confess.
12:44I've been suffocating in there.
12:45I can't sleep at night.
12:46You need to know how I feel.
12:47No, I don't wanna know how you feel.
12:49Keep it to yourself.
12:51No!
12:52Hey, what's going on?
12:53Nephew!
12:54Nephew!
12:55He tried to drive!
12:59Well, I've been trying to tell Mr. Brown why I've been in the closet.
13:02Oh, yeah, I knew all about that.
13:04Should've done the same thing when I was in school.
13:06Would've got a lot of work done.
13:07Nephew!
13:09Yeah!
13:11Yeah!
13:12Ah!
13:13Ah!
13:14Not you two, nephew.
13:18Sasha know y'all gay?
13:20Gay?
13:22Sorry.
13:23I don't wanna offense nobody.
13:26Happy sexual.
13:29I'm not gay, Mr. Brown.
13:31And neither am I.
13:32Well, Will, you do have Patti LaBelle on your ringtone.
13:36Hey, that's what my mama calls.
13:38That's her jam.
13:40Wait a second.
13:41La Vida Loca's a good song, but I don't have it as my ringtone.
13:45Helen LaBelle sing Vida Loca.
13:47I thought that was cause she's happy to know God.
13:52Mr. Brown.
13:53Who?
13:53I was just in there studying.
13:55I got a big test coming up and it was the only quiet place I could find in the house.
14:00I thought you wanted me.
14:04To do what?
14:07I just wanted a couple days off.
14:10I really need to ace this test.
14:13I thought you was trying to ace my test.
14:17I ain't got scared.
14:19Well, you go ahead and go and take some time off.
14:21It's good to see you getting yourself better and improving yourself.
14:25Thanks, Mr. Brown.
14:26I appreciate it.
14:27You in that little old bitty closet?
14:29You not claustrophobic?
14:31No.
14:32I'm Mexican.
14:34Well, you go ahead.
14:37For the record, Mr. Brown.
14:42If I was gay, you'd be at the top of my list.
14:52You a lie.
14:53You fine.
14:54Don't come back.
14:56Cora!
14:59So, um, how's Ms. Edna doing?
15:01I heard her crying last day.
15:02Did you?
15:03Well, I know Cora tried to talk to her, but she said she wasn't very receptive.
15:08Hey, guys.
15:09Look what I found in the trash.
15:10It's full of pictures and stuff.
15:12Wait, wait, wait.
15:13That was in the trash?
15:14Mm-hmm.
15:15Okay, guys.
15:15This belongs to Ms. Edna.
15:17Why would she throw it away?
15:18Oh, wow.
15:19Can you see that for a minute?
15:20Look at this.
15:23Whoa.
15:24This is amazing.
15:25Is that Ms. Edna?
15:26Oh, my gosh.
15:28You know what?
15:29I got an idea.
15:31We have a big surprise for you.
15:43Well, Ms. Edna, we found your memory box.
15:47And after doing a little research and making a whole lot of phone calls,
15:51we came up with this.
15:54Ms. Edna, this is your life.
16:02I am young Edna Wright.
16:04My mother is a seamstress and my father is a farmer.
16:07Together they raised eight children and taught me how to be a lady in a time of struggle for our
16:12people.
16:16Papa died before I graduated, but I always remember him saying...
16:22Soldier!
16:26Oh, baby girl.
16:31You can be whatever you want.
16:33Make your voice count in the world.
16:36Do it for our God and our people.
16:41I am Emmett Barnes, and I married the lovely Edna Wright in the summer of 1962.
16:49And after six months of passion, I died in bed with a smile on my face.
16:58I'm Willie Leroy Gray, owner of Gray's Funeral Home.
17:04I met Edna at Emmett's Wake.
17:08We got married three days later.
17:10And we had two years of marital bliss before I died in the restroom.
17:17Joining the Mile High Club with a smile on my face.
17:25I am Captain Odell Foster, an airline pilot.
17:30While comforting Miss Edna in the cockpit, we married that night at a little white chapel on the Las Vegas
17:40Strip.
17:42After five years as husband and wife, I died on home plate at Yankee Stadium with a smile on my
17:50face.
17:54And I am...
17:56Oh, my brother!
17:58My baby brother!
18:02I am Wilbur, Edna's baby brother.
18:07Not only was she my sister, but she was my best friend.
18:11Until you dressed me up like a girl and paraded me around the neighborhood.
18:15How did you know that?
18:17I love you.
18:18Oh, I love you too.
18:22I am London.
18:23Um, I'm not playing anybody. It's just me.
18:26But I just wanted to say thank you for teaching me how to be a sexy black woman.
18:32Thank you, girl.
18:36And I'm Sasha.
18:37I used to be a little afraid of growing older, but you have shown me how to mature with grace,
18:46dignity, and style.
18:49And, um, how to always keep a smile on my man's face.
18:54I love you too.
18:55I love you too.
18:56I love you, Miss Edna.
18:58I love you too.
18:59You said nothing?
18:59Oh, who are you?
19:01Uh, I'm Joaquin.
19:05Um, we don't have a real family anymore, but you sure feel like family to me.
19:10Oh, thank you, sweetie.
19:12I love you.
19:14And I'm Florence Baker, Edna's best friend.
19:19When I wanted to give up, she was always there for me.
19:23When I wanted to go home, she encouraged me to fight for my dreams.
19:29And even though we were apart for so many years, I knew she was my friend to the very end.
19:35So, I dedicate this to you.
19:39Somewhere that I can go to ease my troubled mind.
19:46Somewhere that I can go when things don't seem right.
19:54Oh, in his arms, that's where I wanna be.
20:02Oh, in his arms, that's where I find God's peace.
20:11And I find safety in his arms, safety in his arms.
20:21I find peace in his arms, in his arms.
20:29That's where I wanna be.
20:34I love you, Miss Edna.
20:39Oh, I love you.
20:40I love you all.
20:46You feel like you can go on now, Miss Edna?
20:49Oh, yeah.
20:50All right.
20:51I'm ready to put a smile on another man's face.
20:56Well, Miss Edna, I'm always available.
20:59Oh, come on!
21:00Oh!
21:00That's funny!
21:02Oh, yeah!
21:03Oh!
21:16They're all the way onto a hat.
21:17They're all the way a bit.
21:17Oh!
21:24That's nice for you, Miss Edna!
21:26TheyEn conservation!
21:26All right, me there?
21:27Make with me cry, too.
21:28I have someone going to kill me this day since I once in a year.
21:29Why do you cry?
21:29I'm more than a new crime if they weigh in.
21:29You're running?
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