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Meet the Browns-S1E9
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00:02Here you go, Joaquin. Here's your lunch.
00:07Ew! There's something wrong with this bread.
00:10It's brown.
00:13That's because it's meat bread.
00:15Nobody's gonna trade with me for this.
00:18I'm gonna have to eat it.
00:20Well, uh, that's the idea, Joaquin.
00:23Uh, go ahead, eat it. It's good for you.
00:27Well, nobody trades with me anyway.
00:30Being the new kid sucks.
00:33Okay, and what's wrong with being the new kid?
00:35Everything!
00:37Yesterday, they dumped out my book bag and tied me to the stop sign.
00:42By my shoelaces!
00:45That's so mean.
00:47That's funny.
00:50Uh, I mean, maybe you should, uh, maybe you should try to win them over, buddy.
00:57Pfft, you should punch them fools in the face.
01:02Brianna, that's only gonna lead to some more fighting.
01:05Not if you hit them hard enough.
01:07Pfft, they're way too big.
01:09Well, if it was me, I'd make sure they'd never mess with me again.
01:12Just, real quick.
01:13Just, just, just, just, just, just, just.
01:15Okay, play football, you're playing football, just.
01:16Why don't you go in any other room and grab your book bag?
01:19Okay, then I'll go dump it out at the bus stop.
01:22You know, save everybody some time, just like that.
01:32You shouldn't be teaching him stuff like that.
01:34He's only eight.
01:35I should if he wants to make nine.
01:38He's your little brother and he looks up to you, all right?
01:40You should try to set an example.
01:42Duh, he looks up to me.
01:43I'm taller than him.
01:44And I did set an example, that's why I told him to punch him.
01:47Just be like, what?
01:48You want some?
01:48You want some?
01:49Come get some.
01:50You want some?
01:51Huh?
01:51Huh?
01:52Bet you won't say that.
01:52Come on.
01:53Come on.
01:53Hey.
01:54I was just, I was just, I was.
01:58You know what?
02:00I don't want them fighting, but he can't keep getting tied up by his shoelaces every morning.
02:06You gotta admit, that is funny, though.
02:09I mean, just imagine, driving down the street, minding your own business, going to work.
02:13You look over, you look over, and there's Joaquin tied to the stop sign by his shoelaces.
02:19You know what?
02:21That's why we don't have any kids.
02:30Oh, that ain't no deal.
02:32You could have won a million dollars.
02:34You're just stupid.
02:37Oh, no deal.
02:42What?
02:42You don't just jump in nobody's house.
02:44What's wrong with you?
02:45Are you Mr. Brown?
02:46Yes.
02:47What do you need?
02:48We're from Gamma Epsilon Epsilon Kappa.
02:51We're geeks!
02:54Well, anybody can see that.
02:57We just moved into the house next door.
02:59That was you?
03:01Y'all be careful over there.
03:03Uh-uh, they say it's haunted.
03:04Yes.
03:05You know, usually when people come visit, they bring gifts.
03:08Bring a gift?
03:10No, I like cakes, pies, macaroni and cheese.
03:14I like creamy macaroni and cheese.
03:15I don't like that baked stuff.
03:18You got any with bacon bits all over?
03:21I'm sorry.
03:23Next time we'll bring some cake.
03:24Okay, you go ahead.
03:26But I must ask you, where do you get your shirts?
03:31That shark.
03:32I have them shipped in from Botswana.
03:36They use virgin sheep wool.
03:39Yes, they use them sheep that ain't never bagged it up on nobody.
03:43Wow, well, nice talking to you.
03:45You gotta go.
03:45Okay, give me your size.
03:47I happen to send you one.
03:49Some nice young men.
03:51It's good to have nice young men in the neighborhood.
03:53You can't...
03:54Excuse me.
03:55Yes, excuse me.
03:56You like to got shot.
03:57I'm sorry.
03:59But, uh, these boys have something for you.
04:05I got one just like that.
04:08Can I apologize to Mr. Brown?
04:11We're sorry, Mr. Brown.
04:15Sorry, sir.
04:16I'm Russell Merriweather.
04:18The faculty advisor.
04:20Why are you still a picture of my daddy?
04:21We're fulfilling a pledge.
04:23We had to take something ugly.
04:27Well, what you steal my daddy's picture for.
04:30Boys, let's put it back.
04:33Let's put it back.
04:35You know, stealing, you can get your hands cut off in some countries.
04:39What you doing?
04:40Leave me alone.
04:42Okay, see, they put kids in time.
04:44We used to get whooped with anything.
04:45My daddy whooped me with a car tie one time.
04:49Hey, Miss Social Worker.
04:51Mr. Brown.
04:52I wasn't going to win a whoopie with no car tie.
04:55There was some trouble at school today.
04:57Is Sasha here?
04:58Yes, yes.
04:58She's in the kitchen.
05:00Yeah.
05:00After we put them in time out, that's what they tell us to do and be proper.
05:03Go to time out.
05:05Listen.
05:06Mr. Brown, I am so sorry for disturbing your afternoon.
05:10Yes, yes.
05:11Don't let it happen again.
05:12You got it.
05:13All right, fellas, out.
05:14Let's go.
05:16I was praying for when y'all come in here.
05:19I'll send it back later.
05:20And you can put them to work.
05:22They can make up for this little prank.
05:25Tell them to bring me something sweet.
05:26I want some sweet potato pie or something.
05:28All right.
05:29They can make me a lemon bering pie.
05:33We have to talk about Brianna.
05:35She was suspended today for fighting.
05:37You know, we've been talking to Brianna about fighting in school.
05:41She's been upset because some boys have been picking on Joaquin.
05:49Brianna, Ms. Martinez tells us that you were suspended from school for fighting.
05:53You want to talk about it?
05:56I got suspended for fighting.
05:59We talked about it.
06:01Well, why don't we try it this way, huh?
06:04Why don't you sit down and tell us what happened?
06:08Did you touch me?
06:09You ain't touch me.
06:10I know you ain't touch me.
06:11Brianna, you don't know me.
06:13I don't touch me.
06:16Nobody was going to take care of it, so I did.
06:19Brianna, we've talked about this before.
06:20You have to find other ways of dealing with your anger.
06:23That might work for y'all with your college degrees.
06:25But my way works for me.
06:28Brianna, don't start, okay?
06:30You're a smart girl and you know better than that.
06:32You don't know nothing about me, chick.
06:35Hey, watch your mom.
06:39Would it help if we found somebody closer to you to talk to?
06:44If you want, I can put you back in touch with your mother.
06:46I don't have a mother.
06:47Stay out of my business.
06:49Why y'all so close?
06:50Brianna.
06:53Colonel, I can't be watching these girls float around here in no G-string.
06:58Colonel, how did she hit her butt on the ground like that?
07:00Ooh, tell her.
07:01Tell her.
07:04Hey, be careful.
07:06That's all antique from 2003.
07:11I'm trying to watch this.
07:15Get me a lemonade and put me a sweet and high in it.
07:19Yeah, Maggie, bring me one too.
07:21Yes, sir.
07:23Brown, this is the best idea you ever came up with.
07:25I know.
07:26Feel like we on vacation though.
07:28We ain't gotta do nothing.
07:29No, we don't.
07:30Hey, let's have some fun.
07:32What?
07:33It's inspection time.
07:34Don't you hurt these boys.
07:36We gotta send them back now.
07:41What is this?
07:45Is this a fingerprint?
07:46It's not.
07:47It's not.
07:47God, drop and give me 20.
07:51No, I'm not none of those girly push-ups.
07:54Marine push-ups.
07:58Colonel, you're gonna hurt him.
08:00Be careful.
08:03What's going on, Mr. Brown?
08:04Uh, these nice young men working for us.
08:07Is that lemonade?
08:08I'll have some of them.
08:09You put sweet and high in mine?
08:11All right.
08:12Stay close because I'm gonna need you for something else.
08:14I need a sandwich.
08:15They doing a wonderful job.
08:17It's good.
08:19I'll get that.
08:21Sit down.
08:22Watch this.
08:26Get the door.
08:28Both of y'all hold it at the same time.
08:34Gentlemen.
08:36So, these boys working hard?
08:38Oh, yes.
08:39Yes, they doing a good job.
08:40Watch this.
08:42You got it.
08:43They doing a good job.
08:45They doing a good job.
08:47And that's the reason why I don't fry bacon when I'm naked anymore.
08:52Hello, everybody.
08:53Hey.
08:54Hey, Cora.
08:54Hi.
08:55Who is this lovely lady?
08:57I'm London.
08:59Hi.
09:00Oh, but I don't date guys over 25.
09:04It's a pleasure to meet you, London, but I was talking about your lovely friend.
09:10Oh, me?
09:11Yes, you.
09:12Oh, I'm Cora.
09:14Well, pleased to meet you, Cora.
09:16Oh, it's nice to meet you.
09:17Let me go ahead and get that for you.
09:19Oh, well, thank you.
09:22Was he flirting with Cora?
09:24Flirt it to me.
09:26The devil is a lie.
09:27Cora a virgin this week.
09:29She a nun.
09:31And you ain't get none.
09:33I love it.
09:35Hey.
09:37You know, my wife and I had a table just like this in our first house.
09:41Oh, so you're married.
09:43I'd like to meet your wife sometime.
09:44Oh, no.
09:45I was.
09:47My wife passed away about 10 years ago.
09:49Oh, really?
09:51So what about you?
09:53What?
09:54What about me?
09:55Are you married?
09:58No.
09:59I'm not married.
10:04Well, forgive me for being forward, but Cora, would you like to go to a concert with me tonight?
10:13Is he flirting with me?
10:19Well, that's, that's, that sounds nice.
10:22Oh, sounds real nice.
10:24Well, good.
10:25I'm glad.
10:25Well, wait a minute.
10:26First, what, what kind of concert?
10:28It's not that rap stuff or nothing, is it?
10:30I can't understand what they're saying.
10:32No, no rap.
10:34Okay.
10:35I can pick you up at seven?
10:38Seven.
10:38Seven sounds good.
10:42Okay, all right.
10:43Now go on, go on now.
10:44I'll see.
10:44I'll see you by seven o'clock.
10:46Seven.
10:49Yes.
10:55So, Joaquin, tell me, uh, tell me what it was like when your mom was around.
10:59She fought with Brianna all the time.
11:02About what?
11:03Joaquin, you don't have to talk to him.
11:05Go get started on your homework.
11:06All right, sister soldier.
11:12So, you and your mom didn't really get along, huh?
11:14We get along fine now.
11:15She's gone.
11:17Brianna, I'm not trying to upset you.
11:19Then stay out of my business.
11:22Okay.
11:24Listen, don't walk away when I'm talking to you, okay?
11:26Well, honey, um, I've got a crate of files in the kitchen.
11:31Can you bring them to the car?
11:32Please?
11:35Okay.
11:40Brianna, come sit down, please.
11:44So, what, you gonna have an attitude now?
11:46What are you talking about?
11:48Brianna, sit your butt down.
11:53Is that the trick with you?
11:55Huh?
11:55I have to get angry for you to listen?
11:59Brianna, you are 15 years old and you are so disrespectful.
12:05Honey, I know what it's like to be hurt by someone you love.
12:10And why are you telling me this?
12:14Brianna, did your mother hurt you?
12:17My mother didn't do nothing.
12:19Oh, no, honey.
12:22No, something, something happened for you to be this angry.
12:26Brianna, just talk to me.
12:28Let me know what's going on.
12:29You want to talk?
12:30Yes.
12:30You want to talk?
12:30Let's talk.
12:31My mother is in jail.
12:34I've been in and out of foster care.
12:36And my mother's boyfriend came into my bedroom every night.
12:41And she didn't do nothing about it.
12:44She got upset with me when I told her.
12:47There.
12:47Is that better?
12:53Brianna, I'm so sorry.
12:56Honey, that was not your fault.
12:58Why don't you let me help you?
13:00There's nothing in your nurse's bag that can help me.
13:03Brianna, you don't have to go through this alone.
13:05I already did.
13:07Brianna, don't be like that, okay?
13:09Just trust me.
13:10Back off me.
13:12Go save somebody else.
13:13Honey, don't be like that.
13:14We can talk.
13:16Come on, come on, come on.
13:18Let's see how you strut it.
13:21Come on down.
13:22Get down here.
13:32I can't go out looking like this.
13:36Girl, you look fabulous.
13:38Stop walking around here like Sophia from the color purple.
13:41Come on, let's strut it.
13:43Strut it.
13:44Strut it.
13:45Bang.
13:45Bang.
13:46Bang.
13:47Bang.
13:48Uh-huh.
13:49Bang.
13:51Bang.
13:51Bang.
13:52Ooh.
13:53Working it.
13:53Go on, girl.
13:55Bang.
13:58Oh.
13:59Oh.
14:02That hurt my hip.
14:06I can't believe you two have me wearing this dress.
14:09This is too much going on.
14:11What is all of this?
14:12Cora, do you want Russell looking at other women?
14:15No, you don't.
14:15You've got to bring your A-game, girl.
14:19Take a look.
14:20I look like Lucy.
14:23I love Lucy.
14:25I'm freaking out.
14:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:27You look great.
14:28We're almost there.
14:29We just have to complete your ensemble.
14:31London, give me the shoe.
14:37With these shoes come great responsibility.
14:47They should come with a kickstand.
14:49Oh.
14:50Come on.
14:51Just try them on.
14:52Sit down.
14:53Let's get busy.
14:55OK.
14:58All right.
14:59All right.
14:59Come on, mama.
15:01Let's see what you're working with.
15:03Well, I can't work with, oh.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Oh, my god.
15:07How do they feel?
15:09I feel like my mama, my dear.
15:11Oh, stop it, girl.
15:13You look fabulous.
15:15Juicy.
15:16I look, well, I look hot.
15:18Oh, you look so good.
15:20Oh, my gosh.
15:20Is this real kitten?
15:23Oh, I can't walk in these shoes.
15:26And this wig is ridiculous.
15:27Trust me, Russell will love it.
15:30You're really thinking?
15:33Perfect.
15:34It's him.
15:35It's him.
15:36Strike a pose.
15:37OK.
15:39Not you, Miss Thing.
15:41Oh, I'll get the door.
15:43OK.
15:52Ooh.
15:53Mm, mm, mm.
15:55Bitch, you looking all good.
15:59Good evening.
16:00And thank you, I think.
16:03Is Cora here?
16:05She's standing right here.
16:07She's standing right here.
16:09Oh.
16:10Oh.
16:15Wow.
16:17See, don't you?
16:19You look festive.
16:23And tall.
16:25Festive and tall.
16:26You look really festive and tall.
16:30Oh, are you ready to go?
16:31Can you hear me in my purse?
16:33Oh, yeah.
16:45Watch your head.
16:51Oh.
16:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:53Hey.
16:57Let me help you to the couch.
16:58I'm so embarrassed.
17:01I can't believe it.
17:02Oh, come on.
17:03There you go.
17:04There you go.
17:04Wait, wait, wait.
17:12Can I get you anything?
17:14No.
17:16So sweet.
17:17I just wanted this night to be perfect.
17:19It was perfect.
17:20It was not perfect.
17:22We had nice, soft, wonderful music.
17:26In the waiting room at the hospital.
17:27Okay.
17:28What about that delicious meal we ate?
17:32Chips from the vending machine.
17:34Yeah.
17:36I can't believe I sprained my ankle.
17:38Those heels were dangerous.
17:40No.
17:41That wig and that brooch were dangerous.
17:46Come on.
17:47You know?
17:48Come on, come on.
17:49Oh.
17:51That's the lovely lady I met.
17:54Oh, you're so nice.
17:56Oh.
17:59This is nice.
18:04Mr. Merriweather, we've cleaned everything in this house.
18:08Not everything, fellas.
18:10My room isn't as clean as I want.
18:13No.
18:14Please, not again.
18:16For yourself.
18:17That woman is nasty.
18:19Come on, boys.
18:21Go.
18:22The dungeon awaits.
18:25Hit it.
18:26Come on.
18:28It's all right.
18:29It's going to be okay.
18:30Well, Cora, I guess that means I need to get back.
18:34Right.
18:37But, I want to see you again.
18:39I mean, without the wig this time.
18:44I would like that.
18:45All right.
18:47Mr. Brown?
18:48Mr. Brown, can you come and let Russell out?
18:50I can't get up.
18:52I'm coming, Coach.
18:53Stop all that screaming up there.
18:54I'm coming.
18:55Uh, good to see you, and goodbye.
19:00Yes, my daughter's off limits.
19:04Hey, ma'am, how you doing?
19:06Mr. Brown.
19:08Cora?
19:10Girl, you look a mess.
19:13What?
19:14Girl, it ain't even Christmas.
19:15Are you Santa Claus already?
19:17Cora, you done started stripping like your mama.
19:21I remember the first time your mama stripped,
19:23and she did a lap dance.
19:25She covered that man all the way up, Cora.
19:28Mr. Brown.
19:30What the devil is all that noise upstairs?
19:32Hey, hey.
19:32Yo!
19:33Yo!
19:35It's Anna!
19:38God!
19:39I'm going to have no rated X stuff going on.
19:41Okay, this is a Christian house.
19:42That man, we are not going to have this.
19:44You are not going to have me and Anna.
19:46Hey!
19:47Hey, hey!
19:49It's still hot.
19:50I can't go out like, ooh, I'm a virgin this week.
19:58Brianna?
20:01Brianna, can I come in?
20:06You know, I can't imagine what you went through.
20:12It's pretty awful, huh?
20:18Brianna, you didn't deserve that.
20:20No one does.
20:23Brianna.
20:24Brianna.
20:25Bri-
20:26Girl!
20:27Did you hear anything I just said?
20:31I heard everything you said.
20:33But how am I supposed to know that you're not going to leave us like the rest of them did?
20:37Because I'm making you a promise right now.
20:41If you work on adjusting that little latitude of yours, you've always got a place to stay, okay?
20:48You've always got a family.
20:51I promise.
20:53Okay.
20:57It's okay.
20:58It's okay.
20:58It's okay.
21:00You know, honey.
21:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:19It's okay.
21:21It's okay.
21:23I wish I did that.
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