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The Waiter-2
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00:00The End
00:30I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you.
01:00Yeah!
01:01Check it out!
01:02Check it out!
01:03Check it out!
01:04Check it out!
01:30It's okay.
01:32How did you do?
01:33How did you go?
01:34How are you?
01:35How are you?
01:37It's okay.
01:39I'm making money.
01:40I'm making money.
01:43I don't know who's here.
01:45I could go to my house.
01:47I got driver. Yes, I get any reason why you they take this alternative route traffic different
02:02how you take no you guess we should GPS I decide it will lead us to the main route
02:08what's not be waiting official now on to none of the plan to do you know you call a road
02:14I'm not the man
02:18I'm not the man
02:23I'm not the man
02:25I'm not the man
02:44I'm not the man
02:59In our top story today, a significant poverty alleviation program is set to take place at the Crystal Valley Hotel Abuja this evening.
03:06The Minister of Poverty Alleviation, Mrs. Edith O'Conn, will deliver a keynote address highlighting the federal government's commitment to eradicating poverty and will participate in a Q&A session with community members.
03:17This event is organized by the Labour chairman, Comrade Cesar.
03:21On our sports news, the NFL...
03:25Confirm your status.
03:30All letter points covered.
03:32Copy. Lobby?
03:33On high alert, Mr. Femi.
03:35What's the situation?
03:36We are double-checking guests.
03:38I'm consuming all press clearance.
03:39Copy.
03:44I have eyes on every floor here, but the focus is the Congress Hall.
03:50Now we need to ensure that all our...
03:57Yes?
03:59I am Agent Soji with the National Secret Service.
04:02I believe you've been briefed on our high-level dignitaries arriving.
04:08Yes.
04:09Good.
04:11You would agree with me that we cannot leave our principals to hotel-level security.
04:20Excuse me?
04:21We already have clearance from the management.
04:29We already have clearance from the management.
04:30So you and your men can vacate this room.
04:30And let us...
04:31Do the real work.
04:33No.
04:38No.
04:45service...
04:51No.
04:52No.
04:53No.
04:54No.
04:55No.
04:56BEEP
04:58BEEP
05:00BEEP
05:06I'm sorry, it's okay
05:10What did it happen again?
05:12Don't be smart. It's like this.
05:14I'm going to go to hospital
05:16Just wake up. You're not a worker
05:18I want to transplant my leg if I make a worker now with this
05:20You guys aren't fine
05:22You are a snake, get convenience
05:24I'm a drive motor!
05:26Bro, I know you just pay our rent just now.
05:29And my account's empty like riverbed.
05:33Yeah, where the sun did daybreak.
05:35I beg at all at all.
05:36Because this is what they carry me, let go now.
05:38So, eh?
05:39You don't say charity, an hospital.
05:41No, they agree.
05:42I beg at all at all, I beg.
05:44If you get one in your pocket, no, they dry.
05:47Yeah.
05:48I'm all thinking myself.
05:49But all the same.
05:50I'm all the matter where they talk.
05:51So, no shaking.
05:53I come also for Crystal Valley Hotel.
05:55I'll get a dinner.
05:56By the time we finish, I go send this money this night.
05:59Hey, bro, it's me, bro.
06:01I'm going to go bless you.
06:03You'll be one man, eh?
06:05But you pass through battalions.
06:06Who gets you get bestie, bro?
06:08Bro, it's me, bro!
06:10No!
06:11Can I go take a easy now, eh?
06:12I see where they're hungry, you!
06:14No, no, no, you seem back at it.
06:15I'm going to take a easy!
06:16Oh!
06:17Bro, I'll be an office.
06:18What are you doing?
06:19Yeah, Crystal Valley Hotel where you got just now, eh?
06:22I seen her for TikTok, paradise, they learn from what that place is there.
06:25It won't matter where you get grand right now.
06:27Give Male, the phone.
06:28We are older, older for me.
06:29Oh, my man, my big kid.
06:32Man, you want to do all this one.
06:34You can't get from sickness.
06:36You know, you don't say you'll become this.
06:37Wait for years.
06:39You're going to take my dog.
06:40And no one's been bothering for you, and your sister at all.
06:45Man, they'll leave that matter.
06:46Make God put sugar for your garing.
06:49I get to go now. I'll talk to her now later.
06:54Okay.
07:01No wondering about the premises.
07:03No interfacing with guests or staff of the hotel.
07:06Our duty is restricted to the conference room for the minister's program.
07:10And if you do have any questions or issues, please do come to me.
07:15Manager, I've been trying to reach you.
07:19Sir, the VIP security is supposed to cooperate with our own.
07:23Not override our security protocols, sir.
07:25This situation is...
07:26They demand the expertise, experience and excellence of an elite team trained to protect people like our guests.
07:39That's way above the skill grade of a hotel's head of security.
07:46Ma'am, would you like to add anything?
07:49Well, um...
07:53Oh, well.
07:54I hear on that day.
07:55I hear this Google map, they find them everywhere.
07:57You are late.
07:59I'm not late. I'll be at post.
08:01The class clown.
08:03Don't be this one, huh?
08:04I mean, they call class clown. You know me before.
08:08If they give me an opportunity to lie in your state here, you're going to believe.
08:11You're going to crime my effort.
08:12Who you be? Who should be?
08:13Manager, may I remind you that I was once Deputy Divisional Crime Officer.
08:20Oh, and may I remind you that I am the manager of this enterprise.
08:28And as my subordinate, I say mine.
08:32Shuck it off!
08:33Serti Lola, deduct 30% from this man's pay.
08:4030% for which now? What do I do? 30% for what?
08:42For tardiness, frivolity, and for good measure for flirting with me.
08:49one more infraction and you're out everyone to the conference room
08:57get my back from the room okay i need a quick bite before i join you guys
09:02no wow who should really be what is wrong with you that's your boss
09:07i should not call you what wait not wait for cleaning now
09:37No one here ever did anything.
09:46It's complimentary from the hotel.
09:49We're instructed to take very good care of all government delegates here.
10:07I don't know since I see around the show. I don't even know anything about her.
10:13I stayed around the show and said, yeah, I don't know.
10:16The Indians don't even look back.
10:21He's a vermin.
10:23And the fate of all vermin is to tottle with the precipice of the cooking pot
10:27till the tip of them fall down below into a burning hot oil
10:31which will sever their skin from their flesh, their flesh from their bones,
10:35from their spirits, and their spirits away from any hope we'll ever make in heaven.
10:39It's judgment for stealing from the rest of us.
10:44Uh, Bros, not there, sir.
10:47You do remember I take your medicine, sir. I get work.
11:05The Quartet is complete.
11:19That's okay.
11:36That's okay.
11:38You're good, sir.
11:39You're good.
11:40Thank you, sir.
11:41You're good.
11:42You're good, sir.
11:43I love you.
11:45Oh!
11:46Thank you, sir.
11:48It's good to see you.
11:49It's good to see you.
11:50I have a lot of fun, sir.
11:51Oh!
11:52Aw, thank you.
11:53Thank you, sir.
11:56It's good to see you.
11:58And all right.
12:00You can't tell me, my daughter, dear.
12:01No.
12:02No.
12:03It's good to see you.
12:05It's good to see you.
12:07Nice to see you.
12:09Nice to see you.
12:11Nice to see you.
12:13How was this condition?
12:15How was this condition?
12:17How was this condition?
12:21Honorable Minister, you're welcome.
12:23Distinguished ladies and gentlemen,
12:25let's invite the leader of the Nigeria-level Congress,
12:27Congress CISA.
12:35Of the greatest Nigerian workers,
12:43you all know what I stand for.
12:47When it comes to anything huge and Nigerian workers,
12:51that is my passion.
12:53I made a commitment and I took a lot to make sure
12:57that I protect the interest of the Nigerian youth
12:59and also that of workers at any given time.
13:25Before I move on, let me first acknowledge
13:28Comrade CISA, the Labor Chairman.
13:31Mrs. Carida Bello, the Permanent Secretary
13:37for the Labor Congress.
13:39Your welcome.
13:41There's somebody in our midst.
13:43It's Mr. Virgil Lane from the United States of America.
13:47We are in a very dicey place in this country right now.
13:52And so the federal government is simply here to help
13:56the Permanent Secretary.
13:58By creating the Poverty Eleviation Scheme.
14:00All we are trying to do is to eradicate poverty.
14:04Checkers.
14:06So we say, I'll be trying to shake you.
14:08That...
14:09Okay, sir.
14:10No, first, I'll be trying to stay that time.
14:13I don't know if you'll be a person of authority.
14:16So I just won't try my luck.
14:17But I'm gonna need my full pay.
14:19Are you okay?
14:21The federal government has approved the sum of 300 billion naira
14:25for dispersal through my ministry.
14:28For the first leg of our war against poverty
14:31through its 2 trillion naira budget.
14:35It's one of the revolution protocol completes.
14:44Over to you guys in the hotel.
14:49Thank you very much, wonderful minister.
14:51Please, can we give one more round of applause?
14:58To the press?
15:00Okay, let's have it please.
15:03What exactly are your plans for small scale businesses?
15:10Well, we intend to make loans easy and accessible
15:14to small scale businesses.
15:16If you do not get out of my sight
15:18to resume at your duty post,
15:20I will fire you this minute.
15:22True?
15:23Don't you be out this one now?
15:24No jack-a-jack here, no key person now.
15:26Uh-uh.
15:27God.
15:28Just take your voice down.
15:30My voice will calm down if you said calm down.
15:32Wait.
15:33My military hospital.
15:34I get why I call me a corn walk.
15:35Who's gonna talk about this one?
15:37I need my full pay.
15:38Okay.
15:39That's it.
15:40Um...
15:41Honorable Minister,
15:42what are your plans
15:44to promote jobs, opportunity,
15:47and employment growth?
15:48By actively engaging the youth
15:50with financial and human capital.
15:53Whatever it is that is necessary
15:55for us to do to help them elevate.
15:57Honorable Minister,
15:58Tony Bright,
15:59from the daily voice
16:00of the oppressed Nigerian.
16:02From where?
16:04From the daily voice
16:05of the oppressed Nigerian.
16:07Sorry,
16:08we are not aware of that platform.
16:10Who's kind of a minister?
16:11Namapu Matt,
16:12says why is Saiki talking to
16:14hate speech for this country?
16:15Charge the bill to room 101.
16:17Yes, ma'am.
16:18Yes, ma'am.
16:22And you?
16:25You are fired.
16:26Ha?
16:27This is not a wish of me
16:28to enter fire now.
16:32You're working like a
16:33pure pussy.
16:34Wait.
16:35We only answer questions
16:48to registered platforms
16:50that we are aware of.
16:51So, but a minister,
16:52you don't have to answer.
16:54Can you guarantee
16:56that these funds
16:58won't be siphoned
16:59into your personal accounts?
17:06Life throws us many things,
17:08but one thing it doesn't give us
17:10is a guarantee.
17:11You're a member of the press,
17:13Mr. Tonya.
17:14You are,
17:15what do we call it,
17:16the fourth estate
17:17in the whole empire.
17:19You read and see
17:22and record everything
17:24that we say.
17:26I'll put it to you this way.
17:28Hold us accountable.
17:29Keep us on our toes.
17:31At least that much
17:32you can guarantee, right?
17:34How about that?
17:35Any other questions?
17:37Apologies, Your Excellency.
17:40One more.
17:45If this scheme fails,
17:49are you willing?
17:52You.
17:53You.
17:54You.
17:55You.
17:56You.
17:57Willing to lay down
17:58your lives?
17:59I don't understand.
18:00Are you willing to die?
18:02Mr. Tonya.
18:04Doctor.
18:05Surprise.
18:06Please.
18:07Out your might.
18:16Out your might, please.
18:18Now.
18:44Jump,
18:45you women!
18:49And I got to go.
18:50I got to go!
18:51Get down!
18:52Get down!
18:53Get down!
18:54Get down!
18:55I got to find my brother bunlar.
18:56Get down!
18:57Get down!
19:00Jump!
19:01You women,
19:02now!
19:04Wait,
19:05that is okay.
19:18Let's go.
19:48This is CSO Femiano. Code red. Code red. Secure the guests. Set up the alarm.
20:03Attention guests. We are currently experiencing a security situation in the hotel.
20:09For your safety, please remain in your rooms and lock your doors. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
20:18Let's go.
20:20Let's go.
20:24Let's go.
20:26Let's go.
20:28Let's go.
20:30Let's go.
20:32Let's go.
20:34Let's go.
20:36Let's go.
20:38Let's go.
20:40Let's go.
20:42Let's go.
20:44Let's go.
20:46Let's go.
20:48Let's go.
20:50Let's go.
20:54Let's go.
20:56Let's go.
20:58The stage mirror is ready.
21:28Hillary, full lockdown complete.
21:35Is everyone okay?
21:41Is everyone alright?
21:45I hope so.
21:47Because we would like to keep it that way.
21:53Sure nobody feels compelled to the noble call of heroism?
22:00Nobody craving a medal of honour by botching my mission to save everyone?
22:08Nobody?
22:12Because if you do...
22:19Science!
22:28Are we clear?
22:33Did we make plans for an execution chamber?
22:44Yes boss.
22:46I don't want bodies littered in this place.
22:50I want every eye, every ear I can get.
23:01Everybody stand up!
23:05I'm going to select 20 people.
23:21When I point you, please come out.
23:30You.
23:31You.
23:32You.
23:33Hey, hey, hey.
23:37Hey.
23:39Look, I know y'all probably got some...
23:45Really dope-ass reason for doing all of this.
23:46And I'm the last person to try pissing your porridge.
23:51Alright?
23:52But y'all gotta understand, I'm an American citizen.
23:55Protected by the long arm of the leader of the free world.
24:00Yeah.
24:01I'm the last person to try pissing your porridge.
24:04Alright?
24:05But y'all gotta understand, I'm an American citizen.
24:09Protected by the long arm of the leader of the free world.
24:13Yeah.
24:14Yeah.
24:15The U.S. Navy?
24:16The Marines?
24:17SWAT?
24:18Heck, even the Boy Scouts probably got you on their radar by now.
24:22Yeah, you know they gonna come at you hard with everything they got.
24:25I am also protected by the Japanese, the Civil Defense Army, and Kai.
24:29I'm an American citizen.
24:30You got it.
24:31Stop.
24:32Stop.
24:33My friend.
24:34Fine girl.
24:35Don't you remember me?
24:38What?
24:39Myself and the other guy, we... we got you.
24:44Yes, I... I... I remember you.
24:48Good.
24:49Good.
24:50Are you okay?
24:51Are you good?
24:52You sprained an ankle?
24:55No.
24:56No.
24:57Where's that idiot?
25:00The hotel manager.
25:02Stand up now.
25:06Fine girl.
25:07Take off your shoes.
25:12That's good.
25:13Do you know how to give a foot drop?
25:15No.
25:16Never.
25:17Never done that before.
25:18I'm a fast learner.
25:20Fast learner.
25:21Madam, where?
25:23Which one?
25:24No.
25:25It's okay.
25:26Very good.
25:27Where are we?
25:28Setting up a dedicated review line.
25:29By passing the signal drama.
25:30You know what you say?
25:31Two minutes for a regular genius.
25:32Less than that for a super genius like me.
25:33Your life boss.
25:34At no point in Nigerian history has poverty allegation been more crucial.
25:41less than that who is super genius like me.
25:46Your life was...
25:52At no point in Nigerian history
25:54has poverty alleviation been more crucial.
26:01The Naira is falling to the gutter,
26:04but the dollar keeps rising to the heavens.
26:09Inflation loves this nation.
26:11Our economy is in the emergency ward.
26:15Shock after shock to Nigeria's chest.
26:20The defibrillator struggles to revive its failing heart.
26:26Who gets to bear the brunt of it all?
26:30You.
26:31You watching me right now.
26:34You, the common Nigerian.
26:38And of course,
26:41me.
26:43And the rest of us.
26:46Despite your proximity to wealth and affluence.
26:50I'm not you guys.
26:56You wealthy pigs.
26:59You have an immoral share to every inch of that national cake.
27:03You run the whole fucking bakery.
27:05Get this.
27:08It's easier to get 24 hours power supply.
27:11And to get crumbs from your table.
27:16All we want...
27:17We'll get to that.
27:25Stay tuned.
27:28Good afternoon.
27:34I'm Dee Dee Johnson.
27:35And I'm Brad Chase with News Around the World.
27:38This is not a scene from Hollywood movies.
27:40It's happening live in Abuja right now.
27:42A group of people who are called terrorists.
27:45Don't bust out for Crystal Valley Hotel.
27:47A group of terrorists led by a man called Tonya Bright.
27:53Has attacked the Crystal Valley Hotel Abuja.
27:56And taken the Minister of Welfare and Poverty Elevation.
27:59As well as other prominent personalities captive.
28:03American businessman Virgil Lane.
28:04Who has strong trade ties to West Africa.
28:07Is among the hostages.
28:08The lady, General, is wealthy.
28:11They are leading up to the group.
28:13Tonya Bright.
28:14As we talk like this.
28:15A day on social media live.
28:18They stream the tea.
28:19This is what I have been saying from time in memory.
28:22Ha!
28:23Adieu.
28:24Oh yeah.
28:24Loudie.
28:30Please get me the other folder.
28:32Quick.
28:32Let's go.
28:34Yes.
28:38Hello.
28:39ACP Benjamin Horaday.
28:42This is Tonya Bright.
28:45Your friendly neighbourhood man of the people.
28:51What do you want?
28:52Call off your men.
28:54The ground troops.
28:56A pesky chopper hovering above all of them.
28:59I don't know how familiar you are with police and crime dynamics.
29:06It doesn't work that way.
29:07Then what will happen is the 13 bombs I had stationed in the interior of the hotel will level the building and take out not only the lives of the people here, but a good number of your unit.
29:21I have only two dead bodies here to prove who is in charge.
29:27The last thing you need on your slate and your conscience is a massacre you could have prevented.
29:33You have 60 seconds starting now.
29:39Okay.
29:40Okay.
29:40Okay.
29:40Okay.
29:40Wait.
29:42Hello?
29:44Hello?
29:52Inspector Zika.
29:55Abort now.
29:56Abort now.
30:00I leave.
30:03I leave.
30:05Well, this is your son.
30:07I have to do it.
30:10You know, the joke.
30:11I don't want your gun.
30:13You know, the ass is out of the water.
30:18He came-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
30:24Oh, my God, come down.
30:54I'm probably going to die.
30:59No, no, no, no, you're not going to die.
31:01That's far from you.
31:02You've shot many Christmas rice.
31:04No fear.
31:05Come with your mama.
31:06No fear.
31:07No.
31:08What's the apple?
31:09We don't know what they want.
31:10We don't know where they be.
31:11Momona, calm down.
31:12Let's cook the environment.
31:14I'll come back.
31:15Guy.
31:16Calm down.
31:18Let's go...
31:19Who are you people?
31:31Let go of me!
31:34Let...let...let...let...
31:36Go on...
31:37Go on...
31:39what do you want from us what do you really want we want the money every dime of that 300 billion
32:09that's impossible I knew you'd say that kill them all
32:17wait what
32:18hold on
32:22oh my god thank you but what's going on who were those guys
32:33why you know ask them when did they carry you go where you know
32:36just wait wait what are we going to do we
32:44me and you be like who they related you're not going to leave me here all by myself
32:50I almost got killed
32:52if you get sense find somewhere chilly yourself all these young people you can cut work for this
32:59environment in our jail I want the money
33:07I want all of it every couple of that 300 billion naira yeah that's what's up
33:15miss miss T we hear you loud and clear but it is impossible what I meant to say is it's gonna be
33:29pretty difficult under the circumstances beyond difficult it is illegal negotiating with Paris it's a
33:40no no no no she's sure
33:43and DJI wear people with God
33:44but they're terrorists
33:46okay
33:48just wait
33:50wait
33:52I'll pay you
33:53I'll pay you the
33:56200,000
33:57fine just
33:59wait
34:01Sir, double.
34:04I'll make it double.
34:06400,000.
34:08Mr. Americana, your SWAT team, US Marine,
34:14where are they?
34:15Not in our redables.
34:18How about Justice League?
34:20Probably a holiday.
34:24Sir, I...
34:29I am your ally.
34:34Not your adversary.
34:36See, what I do,
34:38I do for you guys.
34:40For you guys,
34:42that's what you call your pocket,
34:43because that's what you serve.
34:45You go around the world
34:47raising funds for us,
34:50and when you get the money,
34:51you take a generous cut.
34:53Brother, you got me wrong.
34:56Name one benefactor here
34:59from your philanthropy.
35:03Go on.
35:05See, I don't do the work.
35:08Your government does the work.
35:09I just connect them to the cash.
35:12And they give you half of it, have you?
35:14I don't even get half of that shit.
35:16What I meant,
35:17I don't get a dime.
35:18You know what?
35:20I'm sorry I butted in.
35:21You was talking to her.
35:27The money.
35:31So as you find rich life,
35:32you wish,
35:33now 400,000 your own life worth.
35:36Fine.
35:37How much do you want?
35:40How much?
35:42Just to say,
35:42you feel fire.
35:43Now with the fire,
35:44you feel wired with that.
35:46Make them five million.
35:47What?
35:49That's ridiculous.
35:53Um, just wait.
35:54Okay, wait, wait.
35:56Wait.
35:58One million.
36:00Is that your final payment?
36:02Or you want a funny friend?
36:04No.
36:06One million.
36:07Please.
36:09I'll give my digit,
36:10may you wire.
36:11Okay.
36:15Um,
36:16no network.
36:17See?
36:20No network.
36:21I was trying to call the police
36:23before those bad guys caught me.
36:28It's okay.
36:29I'll take one.
36:29Go.
36:33You're welcome.
36:34Okay.
36:35Look,
36:36Mr. Tonya,
36:37don't confuse my position
36:39to access to that money.
36:42Yes.
36:43There are three signatories
36:44to the account.
36:45You're right.
36:46Yourself,
36:47the minister of finance,
36:49and the central bank governor.
36:51Yeah,
36:51but the withdrawal process,
36:55it's,
36:55it's complicated.
36:58You're right.
36:58Yeah.
37:00Using your 16-digit code
37:02to access
37:03the transfer.
37:19Go.
37:19But I still need
37:23the other two signatories.
37:25All right.
37:26I'll save you the stress.
37:28By the grace,
37:29we have them.
37:32Don't we, Donna?
37:33Oh,
37:38no,
37:39this is my special assistant.
37:41She's,
37:42she's not privy to any
37:43of the...
37:44Oh, shut your mouth.
37:46What is that?
37:48You overpampered Marcellist.
37:51Wait, wait, wait.
37:52You'll be surprised.
38:02Dando.
38:02Your excellency,
38:09Wando isn't just
38:10a paragon of beauty.
38:14In her six months
38:15of working for you,
38:17I apologize.
38:19In her six months
38:21of working for me,
38:23with you,
38:24has been incredibly rewarding.
38:29She's going to be
38:30a resident genius accountant.
38:32overseeing the transfer.
38:35Would that be too much
38:36for you, my darling?
38:38Absolutely not.
38:39The codes.
38:41Hell,
38:43they're quite long.
38:44And, um...
38:45triple zero nine eight two five
38:49double seven nine four
38:51four double zero
38:54nine eight five.
38:57All we need you for
39:03are the security questions.
39:06Honourable minister,
39:16you would give them nothing.
39:18Prove to these charlatans
39:20that you're made of
39:21raw,
39:21patriotic stuff
39:23that cannot be
39:23bullied or intimidated.
39:25They are terrorists.
39:27We're not
39:27in our shit.
39:28We're terrorists.
39:29I saw you.
39:30Ma'am, ma'am.
39:32Say what you are doing.
39:33You might come at us,
39:34minister.
39:35Mommy.
39:36Ma'am.
39:40Don't shoot.
39:41Don't shoot.
39:42Don't shoot.
39:43What?
39:43I'm back.
39:44Honourable minister,
39:45you were faking?
39:46Oh, shut up, Farida.
39:49Who?
39:56Hey.
39:58Did she tell you to stop?
39:59Oh.
40:16I actually have not been
40:33to this part of the hotel.
40:35Wow.
40:46It's okay.
41:08Abbas, it's okay.
41:10Abbas.
41:11Me, I like angels.
41:21You must wear your...
41:21Watch out, Alephila!
41:23The federal government
41:24means what you did
41:25in the truth
41:26is really an iron
41:27to combat the military.
41:29300 million of which
41:31is the first phase
41:32of the assignment.
41:33Look when I come to you.
41:34I didn't see something
41:34for Instagram live.
41:36But I've been alive
41:36long enough
41:37to hear about
41:39big money like this
41:40money that never touched me.
41:42Money that never touched
41:43anyone I know
41:44except government people
41:46and their friends.
41:48But not anymore.
41:50Because I have relieved
41:51the government
41:51of their largesse
41:52and taken it upon myself
41:54to spread love.
41:57History is about to be made.
41:59And you,
42:00the irregular guy,
42:02the annoyed,
42:04the hustler,
42:05the dreamer,
42:07a common Nigerian
42:08on its better side.
42:11I am at the delectable
42:12Crystal Valley Hotel
42:14where the poverty
42:16and addiction scheme
42:17is happening.
42:18But as you can see,
42:20I have taken control
42:21of the hotel
42:22and the event
42:24on your behalf,
42:26Nigerians.
42:27you're welcome.
42:31We have to take care
42:33of the poor
42:34because if the rich
42:35refuse to take care
42:36of the poor,
42:37me,
42:41I couldn't even get before.
42:44Why?
42:46What have I done?
42:47What have I done?
42:49God,
42:50is he dead?
42:52Don't worry yourself.
42:53After they thought
42:54they didn't go rise again.
42:56What?
42:57Um,
42:58what are you doing?
43:01I'll try and check.
43:02If they get anything,
43:03we'll never even identify them.
43:04We need to know
43:05who they'll be.
43:15I'm close.
43:19I want some.
43:23The special squad
43:30of the National Police Force
43:31is presently here
43:32at the Crystal Valley Hotel
43:33where the revolution leader
43:34and his team
43:35are still holding hostage
43:36the Honorable Minister
43:38of Welfare
43:38and Poverty Illegation
43:39and other residents
43:40at the hotel.
43:42I am Omogajoy.
43:42Please stay with me
43:43while we wait for more news.
43:48Oh,
43:49damn it.
43:53Somebody speak to me.
44:06Welcome,
44:07superintendent.
44:08My name is
44:08Inspector Zika
44:09from Area Q
44:10and this
44:11is my jurisdiction.
44:13Wow.
44:16Any jurisdiction
44:17under you
44:18is a very lucky one.
44:19Winston Aguma
44:21headquarters.
44:24I know not to meet you, sir.
44:25I must say
44:26your reputation
44:27precedes you.
44:28Does it?
44:31I mean,
44:31she must have heard
44:32I'm a chef
44:33non-pareil.
44:35Specifically
44:36for ladies
44:36with great eyebrows.
44:38I'm going to put in
44:39a word with the IG.
44:41You know it's
44:41my stepfather, right?
44:42How are we looking?
44:4430% from El Dorado.
44:47How do you sleep
44:49at night
44:49with such
44:50thieving hearts?
44:52Honestly,
44:53I sleep during the day.
44:54I'm most productive
44:55at night.
44:57I sleep on a mama reformed,
45:00king-sized bed
45:00or two fluffy pillars.
45:03Mr. T,
45:04you can't be doing this.
45:07That money
45:07is for the poor.
45:09I mean,
45:11take a cut.
45:1310% maybe,
45:14but to clear out
45:15the whole thing.
45:19The suspect's name
45:20is Tonya Bright.
45:22Tonya.
45:24Oh.
45:25Do you have
45:26any intel for us?
45:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
45:30He's a Rivers boy.
45:33You know I'm a Rivers boy, right?
45:36And Rivers boys,
45:37we have
45:38something about us.
45:39We are hot guys.
45:47Guy, who are you?
45:48Who you be?
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