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Meet the Browns-S1E7
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00:05I don't understand you.
00:07What?
00:08Miss Days, I need the phone.
00:09Shh.
00:11Is this the studio switchboard?
00:13I'm waiting on a call.
00:14I need you.
00:15Shh.
00:17I'd like to speak to Mr. DeMille.
00:21Mr. DeMille, are you new?
00:26What?
00:29Was it sudden?
00:331959.
00:36And no one called me?
00:40You will hear from my people.
00:45Mr. Brown, Mr. DeMille died and he didn't call me.
00:49That's because he dead, duh.
00:52Have you no respect for the dead?
00:54I need this.
00:55I'm going to my room.
00:57You need to stop putting all this cat hair all over the phone.
01:01I'm waiting on a phone call.
01:02Don't nobody get on the phone.
01:05There's the phone.
01:07Hey, Jesus.
01:09Use your cell phone.
01:10I'm waiting on a call.
01:10I can't get a signal in here.
01:12It's impossible.
01:12Who are you calling?
01:13I got to call my mother in Mexico.
01:15The devil is a liar.
01:16My phone don't speak Mexico.
01:17I can't do it.
01:20Everybody, get...
01:22Hey!
01:23Y'all come down here.
01:25Come here.
01:26Everybody.
01:27What is it?
01:28What is, Mr. Brown?
01:29Where's Miss Atna?
01:30Oh, she went on a trip.
01:32A trip to where?
01:33I don't know.
01:33I didn't ask either, but she left here with a toothbrush and a teddy,
01:37and I bet you one of them will not be getting used.
01:42Anyway, uh, the radio station's gonna be calling any minute now.
01:47They're gonna call the winner of the Christian Cruz contest.
01:49So stay off this phone.
01:52Y'all Superman, this is kryptonite.
01:55You touch it, you die.
01:57Don't touch the phone.
02:02What did I just say?
02:04I'm Batman.
02:06Now, you stupid, man.
02:08Don't touch the phone.
02:10Now, they're giving a trip away to the Bahamas,
02:12and I just know I'm a win, y'all.
02:13I feel it in my heart.
02:15I, you, hold on, let's do it.
02:17Y'all get the phone, get the, somebody, get the phone!
02:19Girl, what'd you do with the phone?
02:20Find the phone, somebody, get the phone!
02:23It's close to your ass, ass.
02:26You better stop that cussing, it's a Christian house.
02:30Shh, shh, be quiet.
02:31Uh, hello.
02:35Yes.
02:36This is Mr. Brown of Brown Metters.
02:39Yes.
02:40Oh, this is the radio station.
02:42You, I won.
02:44I did.
02:45I won, y'all!
02:46Come on, come on, I won!
02:48Shh, shh, shh, shh.
03:03W-T-P-S, baby!
03:05Yeah!
03:06What up, food?
03:09Okay, okay, I've been, where my ticket at, y'all?
03:11I'll put my, I'll put my ticket in here.
03:12Y'all got, got my ticket, Richard.
03:15Y'all, where my ticket?
03:16My ticket was in there on the side.
03:18Calm down.
03:19I was cleaning up today, and I found this ticket, and I didn't want it to get lost, so I
03:24put
03:24it somewhere safe.
03:25I have my own filing system.
03:27Right up here.
03:31I guess you can kiss your cruise goodbye.
03:35You better find my, where's my ticket?
03:37Y'all, you, you get my ticket.
03:40Y'all better find my ticket.
03:42Find my ticket for me.
03:46Whoever finds it can go with me.
03:47Oh.
03:51To the pancake shack.
03:59Okay, London.
04:01Please try to remember what you did with my ticket, please.
04:04There's just so much pressure in here, Mr. Brown.
04:07I'm just, I need a little bit of time.
04:08I promise I'll remember.
04:10Let me get centered.
04:14Well, now you're centered.
04:16Where's my ticket?
04:18I can't remember.
04:19I need a latte.
04:21Okay, wait.
04:21What the devil is a latte?
04:25It's coffee.
04:26Well, why don't you just call it coffee?
04:31Oh, Lord.
04:32Okay, y'all, keep looking.
04:33Colonel, you go outside and blow up something.
04:35See if you can find my ticket.
04:36Hey, Sousa, you go upstairs.
04:38Colonel, you go to the kitchen.
04:39Why do I have to go to the kitchen?
04:40That's where you used to be in, Colonel.
04:42Go on.
04:44No, go on.
04:45Oh, Miss Daisy.
04:46Miss Daisy, this is a movie.
04:49Go in with the wind and look for my ticket.
04:51Look for something.
04:52I know that ticket's around here somewhere.
04:58Hey, hi, I'm looking for Sasha Bowman.
05:02She ain't here.
05:03Could you tell her that Theodore came by?
05:05What's wrong with your thok?
05:08Cute.
05:10Nice pants.
05:13Why, he sound like he need to swallow.
05:17Nice pants.
05:18Hey, hey, hey.
05:19You find my ticket?
05:21Why?
05:22What, going with you?
05:23No, you ain't going with me.
05:26I didn't know.
05:28Gotta go study.
05:30Y'all better find my ticket.
05:31I want to ride them jet skis.
05:32I'm gonna go shark diving.
05:37Anybody find my ticket?
05:39No, we didn't find a ticket.
05:42I almost took a cruise with a millionaire.
05:45Really, Miss Daisy?
05:46And a professor.
05:47And a movie star and Marianne.
05:51Please, someone take that woman on a three-hour tour.
05:58Hey, um, can you introduce me to that millionaire?
06:02Okay, y'all can't find my ticket, uh, uh, standing around here.
06:05Go, somebody find my ticket.
06:07Carver, go on in there and find my ticket, Colonel.
06:09You should keep looking.
06:09Just keep looking until you find it.
06:11Hey, Zeus, you too.
06:18Don't lie about me like that.
06:20I'll tell you.
06:23Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown, I got your message.
06:25What's the emergency?
06:27Oh, man.
06:28What is it?
06:29Sit down, sit down.
06:30You're not gonna believe this.
06:32Sasha, I want a trip to the Bahamas.
06:34And they lost my ticket.
06:37I need you to help me find it.
06:38You scared me half to death.
06:40I thought someone was hurt.
06:42Somebody is gonna get hurt if I don't find my ticket.
06:46Okay, well, where did you put it?
06:48Duh, if I knew where I put it, I wouldn't have called you.
06:53Oh, you're pretty, but you're not too bright.
06:57All right, Mr. Brown, uh, did you check all your drawers?
07:00My drawers?
07:03Girl, I ain't gonna put no ticket in my drawers.
07:06You can get a paper cut on your privacy, girl.
07:11You're on.
07:12Oh, I, ooh.
07:12Mr. Brown, I'm talking about your cabinet drawers.
07:17Oh.
07:18Nah, yeah, yeah, we checked all of them.
07:20We checked everything.
07:21Okay, uh, yeah.
07:22What about your car?
07:23Now, why would somebody put a ticket in a...
07:26No, in London, she just might.
07:28Let me go check.
07:29Uh, your friend come by here.
07:32My friend?
07:33Uh, what's that boy's name?
07:34He sang with a music group.
07:35He sang with a group.
07:36Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike.
07:39No, not him.
07:40Theodore.
07:40I get him mixed up with the chipmunk stuff.
07:42I just...
07:43Teddy?
07:44No, Theodore.
07:47Oh, no.
07:48Why?
07:49You're so full of drama.
07:50Why is he...
07:50Oh, no.
07:51Just, oh, boy, he ain't been on the soap opera.
07:56Hey, Sasha.
08:00Sasha?
08:01You okay?
08:02Yeah, yeah.
08:04Why?
08:05Why are you putting salt in your coffee?
08:08Oh, my God.
08:11Cora, just when you think your life is going great,
08:14it throws you a curve.
08:16Well, what's going on?
08:19I did a lot of things in my past
08:21that I thought were behind me,
08:23but here I am dealing with them again.
08:26I don't know what to do.
08:28Well, maybe if you tell me, I can help you.
08:30Oh, Cora, it's really bad.
08:33Can't be that bad.
08:35Okay, um...
08:37I just found out that Teddy's out of prison.
08:42Oh, no!
08:44Well, who's Teddy?
08:47A guy I used to date a long time ago.
08:50The last time I saw him,
08:52I woke up in the hospital with four broken ribs.
08:54Oh, my goodness.
08:55What did Will say?
08:57He doesn't know about Teddy,
08:59and I don't want him to.
09:00Well, that's nothing you hide from your husband.
09:02Oh, Cora.
09:03You know how protective Will is.
09:05If he finds out, I'm afraid of what he'll do.
09:08Teddy is dangerous.
09:09You have to tell Will.
09:10No, Cora.
09:11No.
09:13I can handle this myself.
09:15What do you mean you're going to handle it?
09:17The man put you in the hospital.
09:19How are you going to handle it?
09:21I know, Teddy.
09:22I'll figure something out.
09:25Anybody home?
09:26Yeah, we're in the kitchen, Will.
09:28Okay, please don't tell him.
09:30All right, all right, but I don't like it.
09:31Okay, I know, Cora.
09:33I don't know.
09:35Hey, cuz.
09:36Hey, Will.
09:37What's up?
09:37Good to see you, man.
09:38Hey, babe.
09:39Hey.
09:43Hey, did Uncle Brown ever find that ticket yet?
09:46He had to call me about four times today.
09:49I don't think so.
09:53Well, I hope he finds it soon.
09:57You'll never believe the day I had today.
10:00You think the people here are crazy.
10:08What's up?
10:09You look upset.
10:11I'm fine.
10:14Okay.
10:17I mean, how long we've been married?
10:19Huh?
10:20I know when something's wrong.
10:22Honey, it's not a big deal, okay?
10:24I can handle it.
10:26Well, what is it?
10:27It's nothing.
10:28We'll look.
10:29What is it?
10:30What is it?
10:31Tell me.
10:32Tell me.
10:32Honey, look.
10:33I know that you try to protect me, okay?
10:37But there's some things I need to take care of myself.
10:40Please let me do this alone.
10:43Okay.
10:45All right.
10:45If you're sure you can handle this, then...
10:47Yes, I promise I can handle it.
10:48All right.
10:49Then I won't get in your way.
10:51All right.
10:56Excuse me.
10:57Excuse me.
10:59Come on.
11:00What?
11:01You're getting in my way.
11:12Why it's so dark in here?
11:29Why it's so dark in here?
11:35Hey there, big boy.
11:37Well, I like to think of myself as a romantically rap.
11:42Come here often?
11:44Duh, I live here.
11:45What's wrong with you, Miss Daisy?
11:47I've cooked up something very special for you.
11:50Well, I hope you cooked up my ticket.
11:52Oh, Mr. Brown, it's going to be very lonely on that cruise.
11:59You're crazy.
12:01No, it's not.
12:02It's going to be a whole bunch of people there, and they say I can bring somebody.
12:06Well, now that you've brought it up, Mr. Brown, who were you planning to take?
12:13I haven't made up my mind yet.
12:15It looked like cotton candy.
12:18Well, picture this.
12:21I'm out on the high seas.
12:23Uh-huh.
12:24I'm dining at the captain's table.
12:27Yeah.
12:27I'm dancing in the ballroom with my long, flowing hair, and the bartender brings me a glass of champagne.
12:36Am I in this show?
12:37Of course you are, Mr. Brown.
12:39You're the bartender.
12:42Oh, wait.
12:44I think maybe that's Isaac.
12:48Well, ain't nobody going nowhere until I find my ticket.
12:51Oh, Mr. Brown, I have to go.
12:53My doctor says it would help my complexion.
12:56Well, get your doctor to take you.
12:59I've got to find my ticket now.
13:01Oh, Mr. Brown.
13:02Um, if you change your mind, just whistle.
13:10You know how to whistle, don't you?
13:12You just put your lips together and blow.
13:29I know that thing is in here.
13:31Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown.
13:33Good news.
13:34You found it.
13:34Barbara, she found it.
13:35She found it.
13:37She found it.
13:39She found it.
13:40Um, no.
13:41But now I know where it isn't.
13:43So, I'm awesome.
13:50Oh, I could just choke, huh?
13:52What?
13:55Maybe it's God's way of telling you that boats and black people don't mix.
13:59I'm pretty sure.
14:00That's how we got here in the first place.
14:04Hey, Kunta.
14:05Wanna go on a cruise?
14:10I could just throw you off a boat.
14:13They never find you.
14:14Sure, teach.
14:15London, I need you to find my ticket.
14:18Please, where my ticket?
14:28They're coming.
14:33Wow.
14:35It's been a long time, Sasha.
14:41What?
14:43I missed you.
14:44You really need to leave.
14:45I just wanted to see how you were doing.
14:48I'm married.
14:49That's how I'm doing.
14:50Oh, come on now.
14:51What was wrong with a little conversation between two old friends?
14:54You don't know how to talk without putting your hands on me.
14:57Sasha, I'm sorry, okay?
14:59That was a long time ago.
15:01I'm a different person now.
15:04Look, can we just go somewhere?
15:06The two of us, let's just talk.
15:08Don't touch me.
15:10Ooh, Peaches, you know I never was too good at taking rejection.
15:13Don't call me that.
15:15I'm not your Peaches anymore.
15:17Now go.
15:18You know, I tried.
15:20You know, we're going to do this the whole way.
15:21You ain't going nowhere.
15:23I just want to talk to you.
15:24No!
15:24That's what you made me do.
15:26Okay, have a seat on the couch.
15:28Just have a seat.
15:29Have a seat.
15:30Right there.
15:31Just sit down right on the couch.
15:33Okay.
15:34Now, what I need you to do is just think.
15:37Concentrate.
15:41Mr. Brown, all this thinking is so hard.
15:45Oh, I know.
15:46You're not used to thinking.
15:47I know.
15:47It's okay.
15:49Uh, what are you doing?
15:50I've seen this on TV.
15:51It's going to help you relax so you can remember where you put it.
15:54Oh, where I put what?
15:57It's going to be harder than I thought.
15:59Okay, just relax.
16:00Relax.
16:02Watch the watch.
16:04I am going to hepatitis you.
16:09I am going to put you into a deep state of transvestite.
16:17You will do everything I say.
16:20Okay.
16:21Listen to my voice.
16:24You are on the water.
16:25At the beach.
16:27Water flowing everywhere.
16:30Ooh!
16:32Ooh, can I wear my new bathing suit?
16:36Yeah, why are you bathing suit?
16:38You're on the beach.
16:39You hear the dolphins.
16:43Flipper?
16:44Yes.
16:45You hear the jellyfish?
16:47I hear them.
16:48Yeah, hi, little buddy.
16:50Yes, we're going back.
16:52Ooh!
16:59Go back.
17:01Breathe in.
17:02Breathe out.
17:03You hear my voice.
17:06We're going to yesterday.
17:08Woo!
17:11You have my ticket in your hand.
17:15What did you put?
17:21Cobra!
17:22Get some hot water.
17:25I'll pour it on her.
17:31What the devil with all these candles?
17:33What y'all having a say-not?
17:36Hey, Seuss, not you too.
17:39Not me too what?
17:40You not going on the trip with me.
17:42I don't care how many candles you burn.
17:46Mr. Brown, the fuse went out in the kitchen.
17:48Where do you keep the extra ones?
17:49I don't know.
17:50You the handy man.
17:51Do something handy.
17:54Why, you at it?
17:55Find my ticket.
17:57Hey, Uncle Brown.
17:58Hey, Seuss, Cobra.
18:00You seen Sasha?
18:01I've been calling over the last few hours having her back from her.
18:03That's not like her.
18:04I don't know.
18:05Maybe she went with her friend that come by here earlier.
18:08That, uh, the boy Teddy Theodore.
18:10Oh, wait.
18:11Teddy was here?
18:12Yeah, yeah.
18:13He come by here earlier.
18:14Who's Teddy Theodore?
18:15Somebody want to tell me what's going on?
18:16Well, he had on the suit.
18:17I thought he was a nice guy.
18:19He's not a nice guy, Mr. Brown.
18:21Well, she could be in terrible danger.
18:24He just got out of prison.
18:25We have to find her.
18:26I'm going to look for her.
18:27Well, wait.
18:27Well, where are you going to look?
18:28I don't know.
18:29I can't stay here.
18:30I'll call the police.
18:31Yeah, call the police.
18:32That's good.
18:33Tell them you got a missing woman and a missing ticket.
18:37The ticket is worth millions.
18:41Thousands, even.
18:44They say they can't do anything until she's been missing for 24 hours.
18:47I told you we should have called in the Marines.
18:49The Marines?
18:52Oh, Sasha?
18:54Wait.
18:54Wait.
18:56Sit down.
18:56Sit down.
18:57What's wrong?
18:57Wait a minute.
18:58He's coming.
18:59Who's coming?
18:59He's behind you.
19:00Hey, you're no better than to run from me, Beaches.
19:02Oh, wait a minute.
19:03You need to leave.
19:04Ain't nobody talking to you.
19:05Come on, girl.
19:05Let's go.
19:06She ain't going nowhere with you.
19:07You need to leave.
19:08Whatever.
19:08Beaches, let's go.
19:09I could take care of this, Cora.
19:10Semper Fi.
19:12Back up.
19:12I got this.
19:13Back up.
19:14Back up.
19:15You're not moving fast enough.
19:16He don't know who my mama is.
19:18How you just going to walk up in my house?
19:19Take him and take some.
19:20Man, you know about it.
19:20Whoa.
19:21Ah, ah, ah, ah.
19:22I can't do this.
19:22Lord, ow.
19:24Help us out.
19:25Ow.
19:26My call for you.
19:30You should have told me.
19:31I know.
19:32I was just scared.
19:33I didn't know.
19:33Look, look.
19:34I love you.
19:35You don't have to keep secrets from me.
19:36I know.
19:36I just didn't want you to get hurt.
19:41Oh, nephew, nephew.
19:43You should have seen me.
19:44See, he come in here and he thought he was bad.
19:46Then I bust down on him.
19:48Then I went Negro Ninja because I was gliding like that.
19:50I was gliding.
19:52I'm telling you, I hit him in the head and bust him to the white.
19:55He's just like that.
19:57Oh, my ticket.
19:59That's my ticket.
19:59I know that.
20:00Why you have to look up there for my ticket?
20:02I got to look up there for my ticket.
20:03Oh, I got to call.
20:05That's where I put it.
20:05I'm going to radio station.
20:095, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5.
20:16Hello?
20:18WTPS, this is Mr. Brown.
20:20Yeah, I found my ticket.
20:21I got my ticket in my hand.
20:24Got my bags packed and I'm ready.
20:27What do you mean it's too late?
20:30What do you mean it's midnight?
20:31It's too late.
20:32It ain't midnight.
20:33It's 12.
20:37It's too late.
20:40They said it's too late.
20:42Yee, Woo, woo, woo!
20:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:48It's too late.
20:50Oh, it's too late.
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