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Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 7
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00:02Previously on Desperate Housewives, Danielle had her baby on Halloween.
00:07He said my father didn't care about me.
00:10Catherine revealed a secret.
00:12I want you to imagine the worst thing that a father can do to his daughter.
00:16Lynette got great news.
00:17I got the test results back.
00:19You're clean.
00:20While Mike tried to ease his pain, Victor...
00:24You know what my dream is?
00:26...reached out to Gabby.
00:27You.
00:27Don't run away, Gabby.
00:29If you do, take me with you.
00:32And Edie got revenge.
00:34Don't take it all out on Gabby.
00:36Carlos decided to make a fool out of you.
00:45The thing you need to know about Victor Lang is that he was not above using deception.
00:52Whether it was an insincere promise to a campaign donor...
00:56...or the artful evasion of a reporter's question...
01:01...or an outright lie to his constituents.
01:04Victor did what he had to to get what he wanted.
01:09But thanks to some compromising photos, he learned that his wife knew a little something about deception...
01:16...as well.
01:28For the last time, Carlos, stop calling me.
01:30I told you, I just want to talk.
01:32And I told you, it's over.
01:34So what, you're just gonna go back to that chicken-lipped albino?
01:36I don't know.
01:37I'm taking it one day at a time.
01:39But what I can say about Victor is he doesn't lie to me about how much money he's got.
01:43Look, I said I was sorry.
01:47Oh, that's great.
01:48Yeah, well, I gotta go, Bree.
01:51It's Bree.
01:55Okay, so, I just informed my staff that I'm taking the next month off...
01:58...to give my wife the honeymoon she always wanted.
02:01That's amazing!
02:02Where should we go?
02:03Well, I left some travel magazines in the bedroom.
02:05Why don't you go get them?
02:06Oh.
02:21Oh, my God, Victor.
02:22A month in Rio sounds like heaven, doesn't it?
02:25Oh, it does.
02:26Let's do it.
02:28Hey, why don't we kick off our reconciliation with a little weekend on the boat?
02:33That's so romantic.
02:34I love that.
02:35Huh?
02:35Just you and me all alone out in the middle of the ocean?
02:39The girls are gonna be so jealous.
02:41Oh, no, no, no.
02:41Let's not tell anyone we're going.
02:43It'll be our little secret.
02:47Yes, Victor was not above using deception to get what he wanted.
02:53And what he wanted now was revenge.
03:09The next day on Wisteria Lane began with a bit of deceit.
03:15Brie Hodge told her friends she had given birth in the middle of the night to a beautiful baby boy.
03:21And thanks to the healthy lungs of Benjamin Tyson Hodge, it didn't take long for Brie's friends to engage in
03:30some deceit of their own.
03:31Well, he's just a little piece of heaven.
03:35You're so blessed.
03:37Makes me want to have another one myself.
03:39Or she'd better take Benjamin to the other room before my friends run out of lies.
03:44No.
03:44They don't appreciate a healthy pair of lungs, that's all, huh?
03:49Come on, baby.
03:50Hey, Lynette, you tell everyone your news?
03:52Oh, this is about the baby.
03:54Wait, did you have that final scan?
03:56Did you hear something?
03:57Well, the results are back.
03:58And while you can never actually say your cure...
04:00She's cured.
04:04I have to get checked every six months, but yes, the doctor is very optimistic.
04:09Hey, what the hell is all this racket?
04:12Did someone win the lotto?
04:13Oh, I was just telling everybody the good news about my...
04:20Cancer?
04:22Hey, congrats.
04:23I'm a survivor myself.
04:26Prostate.
04:27Ooh, muffins.
04:28Hey, show us some class.
04:29Introduce yourself.
04:31Hi, I'm Stan.
04:35Is that my robe?
04:38Yeah, sorry.
04:40If I knew when I walked into that card club last night that I would be going home with this
04:44lovely lady,
04:46I'd have packed me a change of clothes.
04:52Okay, I get it.
04:53We'll get out of your hair.
04:55Come on, handsome.
04:57Let's take a shower.
04:57Ooh, ooh.
05:05Mike, how long are you gonna be?
05:07We gotta get this food over to Breeze before it gets cold.
05:10You know, Susan, I don't feel like going over there tonight.
05:13Can't you just drop it off?
05:14No, they just had a baby.
05:16We're gonna ooh, we're gonna ah, and then we're gonna eat.
05:20But I'm tired.
05:21I worked all day, I got a job first thing in the morning.
05:23There's no way out of it, Mike.
05:25Just put on your game face and meet me downstairs.
05:28This is what we do in the suburbs.
05:36Ah, yes.
05:39The suburbs.
05:44And how does Danielle like her baby brother?
05:47Oh, she adores him.
05:49She just felt terrible that she had to leave for school so soon.
05:53Speaking of which, we have some extra preschool applications if the two of you are interested.
05:58Been a little early to be talking preschool, she just got pregnant.
06:01Our baby still looks like a seahorse.
06:03Oh, honey, you'd be surprised how fast the best schools fill up.
06:06And only the best for our kid, right?
06:08Let's start saving your pennies.
06:10Bonnie Breyer is up to $10,000 a year.
06:13$10,000?
06:15For used Legos and a potty chair?
06:18And you better apply now.
06:20Debbie Gottlieb had her baby the same day I did,
06:22and she could only get wait-listed at her first three choices.
06:26Oh, by the way, we were invited to her breast this Saturday.
06:29Don't make an excuse for me.
06:30I thought you liked Debbie and Lou.
06:32No, I do.
06:32I just don't care to watch them ritually mutilate their child.
06:37More Mushu, please.
06:40Circumcision's not mutilation.
06:41It's a simple surgery meant to promote lifelong masculine hygiene.
06:45It's a traumatic procedure,
06:47which reduces the male's capacity for sexual pleasure by desensitizing the tip of...
06:52We know what it is.
06:56Gee, I don't think I've ever heard such strong opinions on the subject.
07:02I mean, not that it's something I talk about a lot.
07:04Or ever.
07:07I hope I didn't offend you.
07:09I haven't heard a word since $10,000.
07:13It's just that I remember my own circumcision so vividly.
07:19Oh, that's ridiculous.
07:21My parents disagreed on this issue, too.
07:24My dad said no.
07:25So mother just bided her time until he finally left town on business.
07:31I was five.
07:33Ouch.
07:35She told me we were going for ice cream.
07:40That's why the procedure should be done on babies.
07:42They won't remember.
07:44Now, can we please just drop this?
07:51So, Susan.
07:53You mentioned something about bringing dessert.
07:55What is it?
07:58Um...
07:59Ice cream.
08:02Sorry.
08:08Oh, so you found the chocolate sauce?
08:11Oh, uh...
08:12Yeah.
08:12It's right here.
08:13Is everything okay?
08:15Oh, yeah.
08:15I was just taking a cup of aspirin.
08:17I hope Orson's rant didn't give you a headache.
08:19Oh, no.
08:19I've just still got a little pain from my accident.
08:21That's all.
08:22Still?
08:23That was nearly two years ago.
08:24It's just a twinge every now and then.
08:26Aspirin does the trick.
08:44No, no, no, no, no.
08:45I'll get that.
08:47I thought you kept your boat at the yacht club.
08:49I wanted to leave from here.
08:50This way we avoid the congestion at the marina.
08:53Where's the crew?
08:54There's no crew.
08:55I let them go.
08:57What?
08:57Who's gonna bring us umbrella drinks and salute us when we walk by?
09:01Just consider me your one-man navy.
09:04So you're gonna drive this thing by yourself?
09:06Well, you can help.
09:07Didn't the captain give you lessons last summer?
09:09Oh, that's right.
09:10Those two boring hours I'll never get back.
09:14Well, the good news is, this trip will be anything but boring.
09:30Hi.
09:31We need to talk about this Stan thing.
09:34Oh, is that his name?
09:35Stan?
09:36When he left, I just sort of said, see ya.
09:41Well, it got me thinking about how much you've had to put your life on hold these past few months.
09:46No big deal.
09:48No.
09:49It was a big deal.
09:50You have taken amazing care of me.
09:53But I know you have so many things you want to get back to.
09:56Not really.
09:59Come on, it must be driving you crazy living with five screaming kids underfoot.
10:03I don't blame you for wanting a little peace and quiet.
10:08You need to leave, Mom.
10:11Okay.
10:12Okay.
10:12I know I shouldn't have brought Stan into the house.
10:16And next time, I promise you, we will do it in the car.
10:20It's not just that.
10:22It's the smoking and the swearing and the teaching the kids how to make a whiskey sour.
10:27It's a science, Lynette.
10:29It's called mixology.
10:32I just think it would work better for everyone if you got your own place.
10:35Okay.
10:37With what money?
10:38You have money, right?
10:39I mean, you loaned us that $10,000.
10:43Yes, I did.
10:47Wait a minute.
10:48That was all the money you had?
10:50You guys needed it.
10:52I needed a place to stay.
10:53It seemed like it turned out pretty well for everybody.
10:57What do you mean? I thought you were living with Lucy.
11:00Your sister kicked me out.
11:03Not to put too fine a point on it, Lynette.
11:06But your cancer couldn't have come at a better time.
11:12Hey, I need your help with the school thing.
11:14Wow. You never ask for my help.
11:16Must be something easy.
11:17What do you know about Dylan's dad?
11:20We've got this genealogy project for school and she wants to find out about him.
11:25Maybe Dylan should ask her mom.
11:27She gets really weird talking about him.
11:30Why is that, by the way?
11:33Okay, don't tell anybody I told you this.
11:36Her mom said something at my party about her dad being abusive towards Catherine.
11:40And maybe Dylan, too.
11:42So I'm thinking that it would be better if you could get her to research somebody else in her family.
11:47Yeah.
11:49Maybe you're right.
11:54Listen.
11:55I was talking to my mom.
11:57Yeah.
11:59I heard.
12:12Susan.
12:13Hi.
12:14It's Bree.
12:15I'm glad you're home.
12:16Listen, I thought I might stop by for a little visit.
12:22Hey.
12:24Look, I've only got about an hour before my next job.
12:28Is it okay if I grab a watch in front of the TV?
12:29I wanted to watch the game.
12:31Oh, sure.
12:31I'll bring up a tray.
12:33Oh, thanks.
12:36Bree thinks you're doing drugs.
12:39She found this on her kitchen floor and it's not aspirin.
12:44Well, yeah, my shoulder's been hurting lately.
12:47She says it's a narcotic and it's highly addictive, given your history.
12:51Whoa.
12:52Susan, these were prescribed by a doctor right after my accident.
12:55I found a couple in the medicine cabinet and I've been carrying them around in case my shoulder acts up.
12:59Really?
13:00Yeah.
13:01Really.
13:01They were the last two.
13:03So you got nothing to worry about.
13:05Oh, thank God.
13:07You have no idea where my mind went.
13:09I had you roaming back alleys to score your dope.
13:13Pawning our good silver to pay your dealer.
13:16And we didn't even have good silver, so it got worse because you had to knock over a gas station
13:20to buy the silver to pawn it off.
13:21I was really making myself crazy.
13:23I'm sorry about that.
13:25But I reiterate.
13:26Old pill.
13:27No problem.
13:28I knew it.
13:29I'm so happy.
13:31Good.
13:33Now fix me some lunch, woman.
13:35No!
13:35I want to watch the damn game.
13:41Can I help you?
13:43Yes.
13:44Can you tell me who I would talk to about having my baby circumcised?
13:50What do you mean you can't help me?
13:53I received a registered letter from your husband which reads,
13:57I do not wish for my son Benjamin Hodge to be circumcised.
14:01Should the recipient of this letter encounter my wife...
14:04Please feel free to show her this letter and assure her of its wide distribution to hospitals and physicians across
14:10this and two neighboring states.
14:13Does this seem too warm to you?
14:14That you even felt such a thing was necessary.
14:17Well, obviously it was.
14:18Forgive me for knowing my wife.
14:21What's that supposed to mean?
14:22You don't trust me?
14:23I trust you not to break your word.
14:25Since you pointedly refused to give it, I trusted you to snip first and debate the merits later.
14:31I'm only thinking of Benjamin.
14:33Be reasonable.
14:34You're the one who's unreasonable.
14:36What have you got against untrimmed penises?
14:39They're unsightly.
14:42I do not want our son to be teased for being different. Do you?
14:47So in the end, it all comes down to tradition and conformity.
14:52What is wrong with that? I thought we liked conformity.
14:55Not at the price of pain and reduced sexual pleasure.
14:59I can tell you someone whose sexual pleasure is going to be reduced big time.
15:06Hey, sweetheart.
15:09What's that?
15:11Just something for school.
15:16What was that name you just typed in?
15:21We were assigned a genealogy project.
15:23I have to do research on my father.
15:27I will call your teacher.
15:28She'll assign you a different project.
15:32What do you think you're doing?
15:33I am learning about my father.
15:38Tell him!
15:39For years you have told me that my father is too evil to talk about.
15:43Now I find out you've discussed him at a neighborhood game night?
15:48Regardless.
15:49I'm still your mother.
15:51Now you're under my roof.
15:53You'll obey my rules.
15:55What if I don't?
15:57Are you gonna slap me again?
15:59Kick me out of the house?
16:01Go ahead. Try. See what happens!
16:05I'm sorry, Mom.
16:06You can't stop me this time.
16:10I'm officially no longer afraid of you.
16:21And he needed something for the pain.
16:23So he happened to find the last two pills in the medicine cabinet and he took them.
16:28It's no big deal.
16:31Let me show you something.
16:33You see this bread maker?
16:34This is where I hid a bottle of Chardonnay after I told everyone I'd stop drinking.
16:39But this isn't the same thing.
16:41Mike wouldn't lie to me about this.
16:46And this rotating spice rack?
16:48Those little airplane bottles of vodka fit perfectly in the back.
16:54He said there were no more pills.
16:56I was looking him in the eye.
16:58Susan, addicts are experts at deception.
17:01My advice to you?
17:03Trust.
17:07Verify.
17:54Oh, Joe.
17:56This is nice.
17:58A little family get-together.
18:02Why didn't you call Lucy?
18:04Oh.
18:05You know her.
18:06Always busy.
18:08So, Mom.
18:10You look good.
18:12Thanks.
18:13You seen anybody?
18:15Not that I want to tell you about.
18:18Still alone.
18:20Oh, look.
18:21The special is chicken.
18:23Doesn't that sound good?
18:24Order me one.
18:25I'm going to the bar and check the score on the game.
18:29Have fun.
18:30I know what this is.
18:32And I'm not doing it.
18:33What? What?
18:34We're having lunch.
18:35She's not moving back in.
18:36I resist your attempts to manipulate me.
18:38Nobody is manipulating you.
18:40My boundaries are strong.
18:41I know what I want.
18:42And I deserve to be happy.
18:44What have you got there?
18:46Are you reading from something?
18:47Okay.
18:48As soon as you invited me to lunch, I called my therapist.
18:52And he told me you'd try to guilt me into taking Mom back, but...
18:57I will not be emotionally blackmailed.
18:59Give me that.
19:01I've already had her, Lynette.
19:03She stayed with me for two years.
19:05Two years in which my weight ballooned.
19:07She put me through four different hairstyles once.
19:10She even brought home this guy she met at a bar.
19:15She's so not like that now.
19:17I don't care.
19:19The day she moved out, I got my life back.
19:21So if you want to have lunch, fine.
19:24But that's it.
19:26Okay.
19:27Okay.
19:28Okay.
19:39Good for you.
19:43I'm sorry.
19:52Where's the chicken?
19:53Oh, yeah.
19:55Where is that waiter?
19:56I'm gonna go find him.
20:00Just hear me out.
20:04If you trim the sides in a little,
20:06I think you'll lose that wingy effect you have going down.
20:10Mom!
20:11Well, I'm just saying that with the shape of your face,
20:14you're not doing yourself any favors.
20:15Do you think you could go for one minute without being critical?
20:18What are you talking about?
20:20I have not said one word about your eye shadow yet.
20:26I reject your negativity.
20:28I am as beautiful as I feel inside.
20:31Oh!
20:36It's you.
20:37Thank you for calling about my painting.
20:39I can't believe I forgot that.
20:40Yeah, I know it meant a lot to you.
20:47I know.
20:48There's a hole in it.
20:49Yeah, I don't get modern art either.
20:52Okay, Edie.
20:53I know that you're angry right now, but...
20:55You think I'm angry?
20:57Oh, you should have seen Victor.
21:01What?
21:02Yeah, we had a little chat.
21:04Actually, he didn't believe that you were screwing his wife.
21:07Until I showed him some photos.
21:10And then he was just enraged.
21:13It was a little scary.
21:24For God's sakes, Carlos, am I going to have to change his number?
21:27Victor knows.
21:28Knows what?
21:29Everything.
21:30Edie told him we're having an affair.
21:32No, it's impossible.
21:33He hasn't said a word.
21:35In fact, I've never seen him so sweet and attentive.
21:39It's an act.
21:41Edie said he was enraged.
21:43Well, if he's so mad at me, why would he take me on a boat trip?
21:48He took you on a boat.
21:51Oh, crap.
21:52I think you need to get out of there.
21:54Gary?
21:55Oh!
21:56Oh!
21:59I was just talking to Bree.
22:02No.
22:04We agreed.
22:05Total privacy.
22:08When we head home, you can have it back.
22:10You can talk to Bree as much as you like.
22:28Can I get you something?
22:32No, I'm good.
22:36You okay?
22:38Uh, actually, I'm really cold.
22:41Maybe we should bail and do this another day.
22:43You know, when it's warmer.
22:45It'll warm up.
22:47Oh, okay.
22:48Well, just in case, we should run back to shore so I can grab a jacket.
22:53Gabby.
22:55You're not going anywhere.
22:57I'm not?
22:58I know about everything.
22:59You, Carlos, the affair, everything.
23:04Okay, I am so sorry.
23:07But in my defense, you were always gone.
23:10And you knew how needy I was when you married me.
23:15That's it.
23:16That's all you have to say to me.
23:18Well, it'd be easier to talk if we were back on shore.
23:30What are you doing?
23:31It's bad enough you betrayed me.
23:35I have to listen to your whining.
23:39I brought something for you.
23:50Get in!
23:54Get in!
23:56Get in!
23:58Get in!
23:58Get in!
24:17It's everything you need to find him.
24:21Wow.
24:28Before you take this,
24:31you have to promise me something.
24:38Okay.
24:40You cannot bring him here.
24:43Or even tell him where I am.
24:46Why?
24:48The last time that I saw your father,
24:50it was to tell him that I was leaving him.
24:53And I was taking him with me.
24:58He, uh,
24:59he always liked to slap me around a little bit.
25:04That night was...
25:10unimaginable.
25:11I don't remember everything.
25:13I was in pretty bad shape by the end of it.
25:16But once he was done slamming my face into the wall,
25:22he started choking me.
25:25And he kept screaming that he was going to kill me.
25:31And the last thought that I had
25:38was, what would happen to you if I died?
25:46So you can't tell him where I am.
26:00maybe you could talk to my teacher tomorrow
26:04and have her give me another assignment.
26:06another one?
26:07Ha!
26:08I'm doing something.
26:11Ha!
26:35I told you, if you're going to have a treehouse,
26:37you've got to keep it clean.
26:45Here, take these and dump them by the front door.
26:48Hey!
26:49What the hell are you doing?
26:53Mom, hurry.
26:54Get out of the car.
26:57Hey!
26:58Hey!
26:58Hey!
26:58Hey!
27:00No, no, no.
27:01You are not leaving those here.
27:03Hi, Mom.
27:04Take her away.
27:05Uh-uh, Lynette.
27:06You may have been able to strong arm the weak one, but not me.
27:08I'm not weak.
27:09Then why'd you call me?
27:10Get out of our way.
27:11Lucy, every fight we have ever had has ended with my foot on your neck.
27:15I guarantee that this one's going to end the same way, too.
27:19Maybe we should talk inside.
27:44I'm often asked why the Torah tells us that a child must be circumcised on the eighth day of the
27:50earth.
27:51Some say that's how long it takes to get a decent caterer.
28:03What a lovely ceremony.
28:06I'm Debra's friend, Brie.
28:08I have what may strike you as a very odd request.
28:11Trust me.
28:12It won't be one I haven't heard.
28:14Do you think while you're here you could do a bris for my baby, too?
28:20Okay.
28:21New one.
28:22Good for you.
28:23I know it might seem tacky piggybacking on Debra's bris, but we could do it in the den, very quietly.
28:30Uh, well, as we just saw, there's no such thing as a quiet bris.
28:36You said your name was Brie?
28:37Yes, Brie Hodge.
28:40Born Rabinowitz.
28:42Huh.
28:43I wouldn't have taken you for Jewish.
28:45I should only have a nickel for every time I've heard that.
28:49Don't you want a proper bris with your friends and family there?
28:52I would love that, but my husband Orson, big stubborn boy, he says we should do nothing and let the
29:00child decide when he's grown.
29:02We don't pick our parents, we should pick our religion.
29:06I wouldn't feel right doing this without speaking to your husband.
29:08Well, he's out of town and our Benjamin is eight days old today.
29:15And if I don't do this, my grandma Seidel will never forgive me.
29:23May she rest in peace.
29:25You realize that this is a covenant.
29:28That whatever your husband says, you are promising to raise your child as a devout Jew.
29:37I swear to you before God that this child will be as devout a Jew as I am.
29:51Hey, where have you been?
29:53You woke up and you were gone.
29:54Oh, we had a very busy day.
29:57We dropped off the dry cleaning.
29:58We deposited money into our Christmas account and then we got circumcised.
30:05You did what?
30:08It's just a little unsightly foreskin.
30:10He'll never miss it.
30:11So why stop there?
30:12Why not cut off his testicles?
30:14You obviously have no problem going after mine.
30:16Orson?
30:17What do you call it, Bree?
30:18Going behind my back, ignoring my feelings on this.
30:22I gave them very serious consideration, but it's my blood running in his veins which ultimately makes it my decision.
30:29Your blood?
30:32So who am I to Benjamin?
30:35A friendly uncle? A male nanny?
30:38Of course not.
30:39But why do you treat me like I'm anything less than his father?
30:43I mean, haven't I earned that during the course of our little hoax?
30:46I lie for you. I risk public humiliation.
30:49I do everything but strap on the pregnancy harness myself.
30:53I know that.
30:55I see myself as Benjamin's father.
31:00I need to know if you see me that way too.
31:08I know how much you love Benjamin.
31:13I guess...
31:16I guess I just have to remember that it's love that makes us a family and not blood.
31:36Your son would like you to hold him.
31:50By the way, his Hebrew name is Simcha.
31:54I'll explain later.
32:04Yo, Carlos, thank God you're here.
32:07Where is he? Where's Victor?
32:09Well, I clubbed him and knocked him overboard.
32:12He's in the ocean?
32:14He was going to kill me. He had a gun.
32:16Okay, okay, let me think.
32:19You saw him in the water. I mean, he's not dead, right?
32:22No, he's mad, but he wasn't dead.
32:24So then we'll send someone out there to fish him out.
32:26Call the police, show him the gun, and tell him that it was self-defense.
32:30You still have the gun.
32:38It's in there.
32:45Well, maybe he wanted it to muffle the gun.
32:49There is no gun.
32:54Ice pick?
32:56What are you doing?
32:57I'm calling the Coast Guard.
32:58And tell them what? I knocked my husband overboard because he was coming after me with a sweater?
33:04No, come on. We gotta go back out there.
33:08Guys, I can't be any clearer on this. I am not taking her back.
33:11It's your turn. Simple as that.
33:13I've had her for four months. I also had cancer for four months.
33:16And if I could have asked one of them to leave, I'm not sure which I would have picked.
33:21Oh, four months. Boo-hoo.
33:22I had her for a year. And that was the year she joined the Gin of the Month Club.
33:26I don't have any room for her. I already have seven people in four bedrooms.
33:31There it is. The I have a family card.
33:33Congratulations. You can reproduce. We're all thrilled for you.
33:37Why can't you take her? You are in that huge house all by yourself that you got from the divorce.
33:43Dave and I are just separated. There's a good chance that he's moving back in.
33:46But not if mom is living there.
33:48Well, we can't just throw her out on the street.
33:51I can.
33:53My therapist said it's time for me to be a little more Lydia-centric.
33:59I really want to meet this jackass.
34:02Okay, we all have our excuses, but we gotta figure something out.
34:07Come on, she is our mother.
34:10Is she?
34:12She never acted like one. Not that I can remember.
34:14I remember she showed up drunk to my graduation wearing a house coat.
34:18Okay, but the point is she went.
34:20Remember that one Christmas when we came down and there was mom under the tree,
34:26passed out drunk in the middle of all of our unwrapped toys?
34:29My Raggedy Ann smelled like peppermint schnapps.
34:31Okay, she wasn't perfect, clearly, but she gave birth to us.
34:36We owe her our lives and now that she needs us, we can't just turn our back on her.
34:41I know I'm supposed to feel guilty, but I don't.
34:44I don't either.
34:48It's like you're saying you don't care about her.
34:54At all?
34:59And I don't understand that.
35:02Well, if you care so much, then the answer to the problem is sort of obvious, isn't it?
35:11We can help with money.
35:13I can send you a hundred dollars a month.
35:20Mom.
35:22I don't need your money. I can take care of my mother all by myself.
35:28Lynette.
35:29Here's how you can help.
35:30Don't visit for the next few years.
35:33Because it seems fairly likely I won't have stopped hating you by then.
35:40I guess that's your way of asking us to leave.
35:44Mom, where's grandma going?
35:47Going?
36:04Wait.
36:06What's that?
36:08Get it!
36:12Here, sit in here.
36:15Oh, God.
36:21You tried to kill me.
36:23I came back for you, didn't I?
36:26What were you thinking?
36:27Well, I thought you were trying to kill me.
36:29I was just trying to talk to you.
36:32See if we still had a chance.
36:34To see if you were still screwing this guy.
36:37And what the hell is he doing on my boat?
36:39You mean besides saving your life?
36:41That was a big mistake, buddy.
36:45All right.
36:46Yeah, you're the guy that said if anyone messed with your woman, that you'd use your money to make them
36:51disappear.
36:53Well, right now, it's just you and me.
36:55So how tough are you without your ATM card?
37:02That's what I figured.
37:06Oh, Victor!
37:08Oh, my God!
37:11Victor!
37:12Oh, my God!
37:14Well, get up!
37:15Hey, hey, get up. I want to see the look on your face when the knife goes in.
37:26I'm getting pretty good at that.
37:27Oh, okay. Let's pull him back in again.
37:31What? You crazy?
37:32We'll just tie him up so he doesn't cause any trouble.
37:34Victor!
37:38Victor!
37:38Where'd he go?
37:40Victor!
37:41Victor!
37:42Victor!
37:59Maybe we should go back out and look some more.
38:01We've looked for six hours. He's gone.
38:06Oh, my God. We killed him.
38:09It was self-defense, right?
38:10I mean, he was trying to kill us.
38:12We can't prove that.
38:15This is bad, Gabby.
38:19When people find out we're on that boat with him and...
38:24Maybe they won't.
38:26What do you mean?
38:27No one but you knows I was with Victor.
38:31I'll say he went out alone.
38:33I told him I was leaving him and he was depressed.
38:36Suicidal, even.
38:37Only one problem.
38:40The boat's right here.
38:42Then maybe the boat needs to go back out.
38:46Alone.
39:07Whatever you're thinking, I can explain.
39:10I'm thinking that you're a drug addict and a liar.
39:13So say something that's not that.
39:15Susan, listen.
39:16Is it so horrible living with me?
39:18I mean, do I make you so miserable that you can't even face me without numbing the pain?
39:24Of course not.
39:26I love you.
39:27Well, if you did, you wouldn't be doing this.
39:30I mean, my God, Mike, we have a baby on the way.
39:36Can I say something now?
39:37Sure, go ahead.
39:39Oh, should I look you in the eyes?
39:41Does it make it easier for you to lie?
39:44I didn't tell you about the pills because I didn't want you to feel guilty.
39:49Me? Feel guilty?
39:51Yeah.
39:52When I put in that water heater from McCluskey, I really rinsed my shoulder.
39:56And the doctor told me I should take a break.
39:58But I didn't.
39:59Because that was the day we found out you were pregnant.
40:02And from then on, all I have heard about are car seats and strollers and $10,000 preschools.
40:08You know, it didn't seem like a really good time for me to quit working.
40:12Mike, we don't need any of that stuff.
40:17Yeah.
40:18You say that.
40:19Now.
40:20But when Benjamin Hodge is in Harvard and our kid's just a plumber like his dad.
40:31I just want to be able to give him the advantages I never got.
40:38God, the only advantage he needs is to have a healthy dad who's not doing this.
40:46All right.
40:50I get it.
40:52Okay.
40:54I'm done.
40:58I want to believe you.
41:00It's just.
41:02The addicts are good at lying.
41:05Yeah.
41:07All right.
41:09How about this?
41:25Can you believe me now?
41:34Deception.
41:36You find it in all the best homes.
41:41Parents rely on it when dealing with inquisitive children.
41:49Women use it to help keep secrets big and small.
41:58Lovers need it to cover up inconvenient accidents.
42:06Why do people resort to deception?
42:12Because it's a handy tool that helps get us exactly what we're looking for.
42:22It's OK.
42:23Yes great.ifies
42:24? Yes.
42:38Yes.
42:43Beef is
42:51What is
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