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00:00SIREN
00:00DINNER
00:00DINNER
00:00DINNER
00:03DINNER
00:07DINNER
00:18I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
00:21OHHH
00:24DINNER
00:25DINNER
00:37Stop it! Shut up! I'm trying to sleep, darling!
00:42Will you make it stop, sweetheart?
00:44Oh god, I'm so R.E.M.ing, darling. I'm so R.E.M.ing, sweetheart.
01:00I'm so R.E.M.ing, sweetheart.
01:33Where is it coming?
01:35Turn it off!
01:39Why hasn't it stopped, darling? Where is it?
01:42Darling, do something about it! Shut her up! Do something!
01:46That is a tired cry. She will be asleep soon.
01:49This is a tired cry.
01:54That is a tired cry, darling.
01:55Just put a cork in it. I used to do that with you. It always worked, darling.
01:59No champagne cork, darling. You can't swallow the fat bit.
02:03I have now lost a day's work, darling, with Queen Noor through sleep deprivation.
02:09You are now costing me money and connections, sweetheart.
02:12She's on a routine, Mum. This is sleep time.
02:16Sleep time? Well, she must have some kind of jet-lag, darling,
02:18because I'm on meme time. Where'd she be?
02:20I don't know.
02:21What is this Nazi book of child-rearing you're using, darling?
02:25Huh?
02:26Sleep, shit, eat, talk, smile. What is it?
02:29Do not deviate your full-hair commandette, Gina Blandingford!
02:33Yes!
02:34What was it in your day? Dr Spock?
02:36Dr Spock?
02:38Ridiculous.
02:39Dr Spock?
02:41What, Dr Spock's Vulcan book of child-rearing, darling?
02:44Yes, sure.
02:45What, raise a child that can render you unconscious by pinching your neck?
02:48I don't think so, darling.
02:51Oh, shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
02:55She's supposed to get herself to sleep.
02:57Oh, she is screaming to be released from the straight-jacket of a routine you've got her in.
03:03Loosen the straps, she cries.
03:05Oh, you want a rubber gums with gin, darling? That always worked for me.
03:09That baby's like me, darling. Oh, yeah.
03:11Well, she is not and never will be.
03:13Oh, she is like me, sweetheart.
03:15Look, I have to follow something. There has to be some structure.
03:18Darling, they don't come with a manual. You make it up as you go along.
03:23She needs a routine.
03:25I want her to know what happens when, to feel secure that she will never be left, never go hungry.
03:30Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
03:33That same scratched old record, isn't it, darling? It's my fault again, isn't it?
03:37Oh, shut up!
03:38You...
03:42Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
03:45You never took advantage of the opportunity of freedom I gave you, darling.
03:49I mean, you learned to get on with life, amuse yourself, didn't you?
03:53That baby didn't stand a chance, sweetheart.
03:55Amuse myself. I was staying alive.
03:58I had to find money for food, get a bus to dads, be invisible,
04:02pretend to be a midget so people didn't take me to the police station.
04:06You're oppressing that child, darling.
04:08You left me in the dark without walls.
04:10It was like free-falling without a parachute.
04:12Oh.
04:12I didn't know what I could eat and what I couldn't.
04:14I had my stomach pumped five times before I was three!
04:17Oh, well.
04:18Consider yourself lucky, darling.
04:20I mean, how many people can boast near-death experience as part of their learning curve?
04:24Oh, come on!
04:26I mean, you're just angry, aren't you, darling?
04:28Just angry, tired and angry, because this ain't working and you can't admit it!
04:33It is working!
04:34It is working!
04:35Oh, God.
04:36What is he doing now?
04:37What is he doing?
04:38Did you know that one of the biggest dangers in the home for the little children are the
04:45sharp edges and protrusions?
04:47Some of these sharp edges can even take out the baby's eyes.
04:50Just stop it.
04:51I'm just rubbing around some of these sharp edges.
04:53Just stop it.
04:53Just stop it.
04:55You could rub some sharp edges off her while you're at it, couldn't you?
04:59I want everything else gone as well.
05:01I want the gates and things.
05:03I want my house back, darling.
05:05Have you any idea what it's like for me trying to come downstairs now, darling?
05:08I'm like that little experimental squirrel, aren't I, darling?
05:12I'm trying to get the peanut jumping from platform to platform, sweetheart.
05:16Going along the washing line, sweetheart.
05:19Into the little cart.
05:20Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
05:22And there ain't even a peanut at the end of it for me, is there?
05:26That baby, sweetheart, does not have to live in a padded cell.
05:31John, will you just leave it?
05:32Will you just leave it?
05:35Look, Graham will be coming over soon.
05:37Why don't you go and get ready so we can go out to lunch?
05:39OK, OK.
05:42Actually, I don't think Graham will be coming over.
05:44She always comes on a Thursday so John and I can go out.
05:47Yeah, well, maybe not this afternoon, darling,
05:48because I have banned her for abusing my bathroom.
05:52All right?
05:53With her little cocoon spa day.
05:56Darling, I am now having to get rid of my pool
05:59because it has just become a sort of petri dish of senile bacteria.
06:04The whole surface was just a mesh of old man's back hair, darling.
06:10And, you know, I don't know anything, but, you know,
06:11by the colour of that water,
06:13I don't think they make an incontinent swimming pant
06:15for the elderly gentleman.
06:16All right?
06:17Get out of the way!
06:18Go in that space!
06:21That means we can't go out. I'm sorry, John.
06:24It's OK.
06:25Look, why don't you go and look at the hinges on the baby bath stand?
06:29Oh.
06:29Please.
06:30OK.
06:45It's Thursday and we've been trying to...
06:47Have you?
06:48Oh, Eddie.
06:49What?
06:50You know you put that little maggot baby on the books at Models One?
06:54But today's the first photo shoot.
06:56What?
06:57I said Thursday, darling, because the troll daughter is out
07:00and we've only got her mother to deal with.
07:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:03Sweetie and I got some Rohypnol for Mrs M.
07:05I thought we could just put a little in the tea.
07:07You know, just mix it in and just knock it out.
07:08Oh, shit, darling, oh, shit, shit, shit.
07:10My mother isn't coming today.
07:11We can't have the baby.
07:12But, darling, this is a goatee for Vogue shoot.
07:14It's a real biggie, darling.
07:15We have to be there.
07:16We have to be there.
07:17We have to be there.
07:17Will you listen to me?
07:18Stop saying that.
07:19We cannot be there.
07:20My mother isn't coming.
07:21We can't have the baby.
07:23We could just snatch the baby.
07:25Sophie and John are here, sweetheart.
07:27We could split the dose.
07:30Definitely.
07:31Darling, I've worked in fashion.
07:32This will go down very badly.
07:35Just ask her.
07:35Oh, ask.
07:36What do you mean, ask her?
07:37Can I think of the reason I think not?
07:39No, I know her.
07:41Oh, no.
07:42That little dream has ended before it's even begun, darling.
07:44Oh, Eddie.
07:45The first modelling job.
07:48Oh, God, I don't think it's right anymore.
07:50I mean, you know, I can't have the baby.
07:52I can't have...
07:52I can't have my house, my space, my life.
07:56That is not right, Eddie.
07:57No, that is not right, darling.
07:58Just because some chance seed by accident happened to grow in that desert of a being
08:03Yeah.
08:03Doesn't mean you should have to suffer.
08:05Oh.
08:05No, darling.
08:06I mean, she's ruining my life.
08:07She's ruining our life?
08:08Yeah, darling.
08:09Eddie.
08:10What's happened to you?
08:11You must take control.
08:13Yeah, I must take control, darling.
08:15Yeah, no more nice, Eddie.
08:16No, darling.
08:17This is your house.
08:18Yeah.
08:18You want to just snap your fingers and...
08:21Oh!
08:23Eddie, I snapped my finger.
08:24Yeah, what's happened again, darling?
08:25Take control.
08:27Oh, no.
08:28Oh, no.
08:30Do you have children?
08:32Oh, yes.
08:33One child who I adore.
08:35And hardly gives me time for anything.
08:38But, um...
08:39Because I love babies, Jeff and I are hoping, cross fingers, that one day when I'm not quite
08:45so busy, we'll get around to having another implantation.
08:48Did you...
08:49What...
08:49Sorry, what have you got?
08:50We've got an embryo waiting for us whenever we're ready.
08:52Frozen?
08:54Yes.
08:55All snuggly in its own little North Pole.
08:58So, what are you busy with at the moment, then, Katie?
09:01Well, I suppose what I'm most excited about is the idea of interviewing celebrities.
09:06And I know what you're thinking, Fern.
09:08Is there not a star or a celebrity left who hasn't said everything?
09:12They're all interviewed out.
09:16It's rather like your favourite bottle of drink.
09:18You pick it up, and you find that it's empty.
09:20Someone else has drunk it all.
09:22So, you tip it right up, and you wait.
09:25And you suck hard, and you get your tongue right in there, and lick as hard as you can.
09:31And eventually, you'll get the one last tasty drip.
09:36And that drip might be a duel.
09:39And, Fern, it's a drip nobody else got.
09:45Would you like me to stay for the competition?
09:50Yeah, we don't want to watch her, darling.
10:01She always does that.
10:03Of course she always does it, because you react.
10:05The only way to stop her is not to react.
10:06It's like Pavlov's dog, darling.
10:08The longer you go on reacting, the more she's going to do it, isn't she?
10:11Hey, what is this?
10:12What?
10:13It's a baby Jim, innit?
10:15Is this a Muppet?
10:16Oh, stop it.
10:17I'll see that.
10:18All that money for a Jim, you'll only use it once.
10:23Every, every, every, every, every, every.
10:24Look, look, look, I put this on my mind.
10:27That's fantastic.
10:28Seek all my teeth in there.
10:308035.
10:32What's going on with that?
10:35Oh, what's going on with it now?
10:37That baby wants to be sick, darling.
10:38She's fine.
10:39Darling, I may not know much about babies, but I do know about vomiting.
10:42That baby wants to be sick.
10:44Mum!
10:44I want my space back, alright?
10:46Every, every, every.
10:50That's fantastic
10:52That's fantastic
10:54God, look at you
10:55What a mess you are now
10:57You've got therapy, darling
10:59That therapy I had, darling
11:00The one where they know what's wrong with you
11:02But they won't tell you, you have to work it out for yourself
11:06Get a nanny, come on
11:07No, I'm doing this on my own
11:09I'll bring the agency for you, darling
11:11I mean, they can't all be mad baby shakers, can they, sweetheart?
11:15Anyway, darling
11:16If you could harm a baby by shaking it, you'd have been a goner
11:21Perhaps they used to shake you about it
11:23When you swallowed pennies
11:25Yeah, always swallowing pennies
11:27Yeah, well, we had to put them somewhere
11:29You're like a little money box
11:30Put one in and then shake it when we want it out again
11:36Saffron?
11:36Oh, God
11:37Are you OK?
11:38Yes
11:38You're all right
11:39I'm just getting my toolkit because the tread on the boat
11:42Look, I don't need to know the details, just do it
11:45OK
11:57You'll lose him
11:59You don't know anything about our relationship
12:02I can spot low self-image and no libido in my loft, darling
12:05Look at you
12:07When did you last have, you know
12:08Have penetration
12:12Yeah, when did you last have penetration, darling?
12:15Well, I know he stays over
12:16I'm not talking about this with you
12:19You're going to pull yourself together
12:21Do something with yourself
12:21Or you will lose him
12:23He's probably porking up prosy, anyway
12:26Oh, yeah
12:28Men like a woman, darling
12:29Not some kind of feeding station like you
12:32They don't want a bra full of damp pads and lactic crust, do they?
12:37They want a firm lady boulder
12:39Yeah, not bovine udders akimbo
12:41Oh, darling
12:44You're even starting to smell like a baby, darling
12:47Sour puke
12:47Yeah
12:48And you want to make sure that that pelvic floor is kept in shape
12:51Oh, yeah, darling
12:52You want to take care of down there
12:54Yeah
12:54Trim and tighten
12:56Yeah, men like it neat and tight
12:57Yeah, not swinging saloon doors
13:02Don't think I had my whole floor resprung after I had her
13:04That's not me
13:16What, darling?
13:23You said what, what?
13:24You're right
13:26What, sweetheart?
13:27Oh, look at me
13:33Why would he stay with me?
13:37That's fair
13:38Just darling
13:39Oh, I'm a squish
13:43Are there things you can do, darling?
13:45It's all right
13:46Shave your feet
13:56I need to get out
13:58Yeah
13:59Yes
14:00With John
14:01Yes
14:06Mum, would...
14:11Would you look after Jane for a couple of hours?
14:14Yes
14:15Yes
14:17Not you
14:19I know
14:20I'm dying, she won't be here
14:22You won't, you won't skip me
14:24What are you, darling?
14:26I won't let you down, won't I, sweetheart?
14:27But in the house, you can't go out
14:29No, I won't go out, sweetheart
14:30I won't go out
14:33I'll leave everything
14:34Yeah, you just go, sweetheart
14:36I need to express some milk
14:40Right, sweetheart
14:42Oh, darling
14:52She asked me
14:53She asked me
14:55Darling, darling, darling, darling, darling, darling
14:57Yeah
14:58When she's gone, we can take her to the zoo
15:02To the zoo?
15:03Yes, to the Gautier Chute
15:07Yeah, but darling, she's trusting me
15:09Don't you worry about her
15:10It's as much your baby as it is hers
15:12You're the mother of the mother
15:14Darling, you're hardly committing child abuse
15:16You're just taking the baby to the zoo
15:17To have a lovely picture taken
15:20Yeah, that's not a crime, is it?
15:22That's not an arrestable offence
15:23Darling, you deserve a little pleasure
15:25You know, after years that that little troll has put you through
15:28Darling, this little baby is like
15:32A Prozac raindrop from a thundercloud of depression
15:37Yeah, you're my baby, too
15:39That's really beautifully put, actually, Patsy
15:41Oh, true
15:41Yeah, you could put that on a sticker or something
15:43Yeah, you could
15:45Mum, Patsy can't be here
15:48I should go in, aren't you, darling?
15:50Yeah, yeah, yeah
15:50So, um, so I'll see you later, darling
15:52Promise
15:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see you later
15:53What?
15:54Yeah, so, Eddie, see you later
15:55Tomorrow night, evening
16:00Is that the espresso?
16:04Is that a titful?
16:07I don't think I could do a bit better than that
16:11Oh, yes, you know
16:13Is it good?
16:14Oh, is it good?
16:15Oh, is it good?
16:16Oh
16:18I'm not sure this is safe
16:19But she's the mother
16:21I mean, what is safer than the mother?
16:23The mother is the safest person in the whole world
16:27We have to be able to trust you, Mum
16:29Oh, so you can trust me, darling
16:30Go on, after you go
16:32Go and get yourself ready
16:33We will be two hours
16:34Yeah, two hours
16:35Yes, fine, sweetheart
16:37A little thing for you
16:39A little thing for later
16:40A little thing for a little peck of the condom
16:42It's gone now
16:43Are you suggesting that?
16:44No, just, you know
16:45Just for a little afternoon
16:46Saffron?
16:47Your mother's being flirtatious with me
16:48No, I'm not being flirtatious with you
16:52What are you doing?
16:53It's for you, for her
16:54Not me, for her
16:55That's so embarrassing
16:56Oh, just get out
16:57Let's go
16:57Oh, just get out
16:58Just get out
17:05Yes, you don't
17:06I'm here
17:07I'm here
17:19I'm here
17:19Good temperature
17:20Good temperature
17:28Good temperature
17:30Thank you
17:31Excuse me
17:43Oh, oh, oh
17:45Oh
17:46Oh, oh, oh
17:47Oh, oh
17:48Oh, my
17:51Oh, my
17:52Oh, my
17:52Oh, my
17:53Oh, sure
17:54It's Hannah
17:54Oh
17:55Oh, my
17:56Oh, my
17:57Oh
17:57Oh
18:03Eddie? Eddie, where are you?
18:06Yeah, darling, sweetheart.
18:07Mother only just leaving the nest to you, darling.
18:09Corprendy. Small pick-up, you.
18:12Well, hurry up, babe. I'm starting to get looks.
18:17Oh, darling, what do we need?
18:18Hello, hello, we're going to the zoo.
18:20I'm going to take it to the zoo, because you want to lose your face.
18:24Oh, darling, let's rest a minute for Mama.
18:27There's education, I'm going to say,
18:28because someone's going for education, don't we?
18:31I can't take this. I'm in the middle. We're in a rush.
18:40Nappy's nice. Nappy's nice. Nappy's nice.
18:42Nappy's nice. Catch. Nappy's bags.
18:44Betty's granny. Granny, you're taking you.
18:46Here she is, darling.
18:49Here we go. I've got her in the front.
18:51Just come and drive. She can go on my knee.
18:55She can go on, aren't we?
18:58Pats, Pats, we're travelling.
19:00Try and fit in until we get there.
19:09You don't know me.
19:13Pats!
19:14I can't even say which monkeys you were by.
19:15I've only got two hours, because staff will be back for lunch.
19:18Well, we've got to do it, darling. It's go to you.
19:19I know, God. I've told her it's educational.
19:22Educational things, darling.
19:30Oh, I'm good.
19:31Is that good?
19:32Not bad. Not as good as the fish.
19:33Oh, have I got time?
19:35I've got time. Come on, I've got to go, baby.
19:41This is bugs, darling.
19:42Oh, is it a bar?
19:43No, it's not a bar.
19:44No, it had enormous bollocks.
19:45Well, Safi's not interested in enormous bollocks, darling.
19:48She's interested in conservation.
19:50Oh, this is good, darling.
19:52I'm going to write this down.
19:53Bio, biodiversity and conservation.
19:56Hold, hold.
19:57I've got to write it down, sweetheart.
20:04Oh, my God.
20:07I've got to write it down, sweetheart.
20:12Oh, pooper, pooper, pooper.
20:14Oh, pull it open.
20:16Pull the pobble.
20:17That's it, yeah.
20:18OK, OK.
20:20Here we are, darling.
20:21Put it on.
20:22Which way?
20:22That way, with the legs this way.
20:25What do we do, darling?
20:26Where do we...
20:26There we go.
20:27Lie down.
20:28Oh, he's got his little legs.
20:29Come on, sweetie.
20:30There we go.
20:31You're going to change your body.
20:33What are you doing to his legs, darling?
20:35I'm just going to sort of stretch them.
20:36It's going to be a model.
20:36Well, stop it.
20:37It doesn't like it.
20:37It's making it cry.
20:39Well, I'll really put the money in somewhere.
20:41Yeah, OK.
20:41Put the money in, darling.
20:42Well, then it must be free.
20:43Just press a button.
20:43You just...
20:44No, I pressed a button.
20:45Oh, no, this is good.
20:47We're having a nice time at this.
20:48This isn't working.
20:49How do these things work?
20:53Oh, darling, I think what you do is you put the child on
20:54and just shut it up like that.
20:55Just leave it for a minute and get it down again.
20:57And it'll be done.
20:59All right, all right, all right, let's just do it.
21:02Come on, come on.
21:03Maybe changing facilities.
21:05Stop!
21:06What are you doing?
21:07Well, it's just seems to be working.
21:09She's all right.
21:10It's just not working.
21:11Oh, we've tapped her the wrong way
21:13because that's got poop out the collar now, darling.
21:16That's happy in her language.
21:22Mum, we're home.
21:26Mum?
21:29Are they in here?
21:31Has she gone out?
21:32Oh, my God.
21:33I knew we shouldn't have left her.
21:35Where is she?
21:37Mum?
21:40Oh, it's okay.
21:41There's a letter.
21:42What does it say?
21:43It's okay.
21:44She's taken her to the zoo.
21:45Oh, my God.
21:46That's okay.
21:47No, you don't understand.
21:48We have to go after her.
21:49No, come on.
21:50What?
21:51We are alone.
21:52And it's quiet.
21:54It's happy being in.
21:55It's okay.
21:56Oh, but John.
21:56It's okay.
21:59You don't have to shave your feet.
22:01Don't worry.
22:05There we go.
22:10Wow.
22:12That's good.
22:13Okay.
22:28One of these is your baby?
22:31Yeah, yeah, one of them.
22:32They all look the same to me.
22:33Oh, yeah, it's a little mixed-race one there.
22:36That's her.
22:37Very nice.
22:38I've seen all her semblance.
22:39Well, I'm not wearing a nappy.
22:42She looks nice in the clothes.
22:44You know, I've seen my earrings.
22:46I love your earrings.
22:48Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, not now.
22:49Sean Paul, tell me what's going on here.
22:51What's the vibe?
22:52What's the story?
22:53Oh, by the way, Jeremy senses love.
22:54Oh, do you remember me?
22:55I adore him.
22:56Yeah, yeah, he adores you.
22:56I adore him.
22:57He adores me.
22:58I adore you.
22:59And it's a circle of laughter.
23:03I've got the earrings.
23:04I'm completely bare-chested.
23:05Eddie.
23:06I need something dangling here, don't I?
23:08Oh, Eddie.
23:11Sorry, John.
23:12I can't relax.
23:14It's okay.
23:15It'll be all right.
23:15No, you don't understand.
23:16She can't be trusted.
23:17I think you're wrong.
23:18She's very safety-conscious, responsible.
23:21It was her that gave us the condoms.
23:25You're all right, darling.
23:27Well, listen to me.
23:28We're coming home now.
23:28Didn't you get my note?
23:30Well, all right, that's fine.
23:31We'll come home now, darling.
23:32Yeah, let's forget about education, shall we, sweetheart?
23:34And biodiversity and everything like that, sweetheart.
23:37We'll come home now and we'll just live in the domain of ignorance, shall we?
23:39And watch Teletubbly videos, if that's what you want.
23:43Yeah, all right.
23:43We'll see you in a minute.
23:44No, I am not drunk.
23:45How can I be drunk?
23:46I'm at the bloody zoo.
23:51How long should it take from the zoo?
23:53I don't know.
23:54Well, how long have they been?
23:55I have no idea.
23:57I don't believe they've been to the zoo.
23:58Why would they go to the zoo?
23:59Smell everything when they come in.
24:04Darling, just sleep.
24:05I see myself.
24:06She's happy she's in there.
24:07Let's go back upstairs.
24:08John, stop it!
24:10Darling, perhaps, perhaps, show all the lovely education stuff we've got at the zoo, sir.
24:13Oh, I wasn't at the zoo.
24:16Mum, I trusted you.
24:18Yeah, but darling, that trust was well-placed, wasn't it?
24:20Look, she's alive and well and happy and loved, darling.
24:24In fact, darling, I think because you trusted me, sweetheart, that for once in my life I've
24:29actually done something right.
24:31It was funny, wasn't it?
24:33I was looking at this little baby's face on the car on the way home, darling, and I could
24:39see a little bit of both of us in it.
24:40I could see you.
24:41Not you.
24:41I couldn't see you.
24:43She's a bit of both of us, isn't she, darling?
24:46I think we've bonded a little bit.
24:47I think because I've bonded with her, I've sort of bonded with you as well, haven't I?
24:50I think, darling.
24:52Please, thank you for that gift.
24:53Thank you, darling.
24:54Group hug, sweetheart, little hug.
24:56Oh, not you.
24:57I said not you.
25:00Oh, sweetie pie.
25:02Yeah, darling, careful with her head.
25:04There we go, darling.
25:06That's it, thank you.
25:09Oh, part of my heart is being ripped out.
25:12Oh, no.
25:15What?
25:16This isn't our baby.
25:17What is that?
25:19The Christmas tree.
25:21Oh, darling.
25:23What?
25:25Plastic.
25:26It's very realistic.
25:28I'm prepared to suspend my disbelief of Father Crimbo, darling, but not for that bare old
25:32hairbrush.
25:33Come on.
25:33It's ecological.
25:35Until you burn it.
25:36Hideous, you're hideous.
25:38I'm just trying to make it a nice Christmas, darling, for little Lola and you.
25:43It's my first family Christmas at home, isn't it, sweetheart?
25:48Anyway, I've...
25:51What have you done?
25:52Nothing.
25:54It's a surprise.
25:55No, that's it.
25:56It's a surprise.
25:57Let me in.
25:58It's a surprise.
25:59Let me in.
26:00Let me in.
26:06There you go.
26:07I had to take the top off to fit it in.
26:09Take the price for one.
26:10Cheers.
26:12See you later.
26:13God, didn't look that big in a forest, darling.
26:16Where is it from?
26:17It's disgusting.
26:19Darling, it's from the special Greenpeace and Friends of the Earth Recy...
26:25It's from somewhere in Scandinavia, darling.
26:26Anyway, it would just have ended up as cheap furniture in Ikea if it wasn't here, darling.
26:30I promise you.
26:32It'd look quite small from the helicopter.
26:35Get it out!
26:36You can't, darling.
26:37Man's taken crane away now.
26:39I can't get it up.
26:40Eddie!
26:40Eddie!
26:41Here, Pat.
26:41Eddie, where are you?
26:43No!
26:44Eddie!
26:45Follow my voice, darling.
26:46Hello!
26:46Hello!
26:47Hello!
26:48Oh, super awesome!
26:49That's the answer, darling.
26:51Eddie, where am I?
26:51Where have I been?
26:52Oh, darling, they must have picked you up on the way in, darling.
26:54That's fantastic, isn't it?
26:55Oh, Eddie.
26:56Oh, I love squirrels!
26:57Squirrels!
26:57Squirrels!
27:00Oh, darling.
27:01Well, that's realistic, isn't it, darling?
27:03Mum, calm down the stairs now.
27:04I need to talk to you.
27:07Nightmare in Gucci and Prada.
27:11It's become so... Oh, thank you.
27:13It's become so common.
27:16I blame Marty McCutcheon.
27:17You have to queue to get in.
27:19Queue to get in.
27:20And then it's like petticoat lane.
27:22Shouting and chewing.
27:24Oi, Tracy!
27:25How do I look?
27:27Pass us a couple of belts, will you?
27:29And a Gucci shoehorn.
27:32So very, very common.
27:34Lost all its sheep.
27:36Honestly.
27:36One trip down Bond Street,
27:38suddenly she's a duchess.
27:39Look at her.
27:39Look at that.
27:40What did you get?
27:42Whatever I could rip from a Sharon's greedy grasp.
27:45Please don't send me there again.
27:47I won't.
27:48Darling, I've got to go downstairs and see Safi.
27:50Oh, OK.
27:51No, I'll come with you.
27:55Ugh, Bollinger.
27:58Well, I suppose if I must.
28:01Oh, I don't mind Tiffany's.
28:04Though I did see Amanda Holden in there sniffing around.
28:07Oh.
28:08New wealth.
28:09So very, very common.
28:12Oh!
28:14Here it is!
28:15Here it is!
28:17Oh!
28:18Oh!
28:20Mum, I need that room tidy by tonight because we're eating in there tomorrow.
28:24All right.
28:24It will be tidy.
28:25I've only got all my wrapping and my sorting.
28:26Oh, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
28:28Whoa!
28:30Sit down.
28:35I'm not angry.
28:37I know what you're trying to do.
28:38It's just too much.
28:40The reason I like the plastic tree is because it's ours.
28:43Every year we get it out and it's like an old friend.
28:47I know it doesn't look that good.
28:48Horrible.
28:49But it's special.
28:50And each decoration...
28:51It just could be so much nicer.
28:52Don't you understand?
28:54We do Christmas every year.
28:56Yes.
28:56We have our way of doing it.
28:58You can't come in here like some horrible huge corporation and dynamite away our local culture.
29:02Where have we gone now?
29:03Where are we in the woods?
29:05You have to be sensitive to it.
29:08You see, Mum, Christmas is always the same.
29:10We do the same things at the same times and it's lovely.
29:14It just could be so much better though, darling, don't you think?
29:16Only in your terms.
29:19All right, all right, all right.
29:20What is it you do?
29:22What happened here?
29:23Well, today I start the stuffing for the turkey.
29:26But I've...
29:26No, I cancelled the caterers.
29:30I was going to save you all this work, that's all, sweetheart.
29:33We want to do it.
29:34We like doing it.
29:36I mean, it is possible to have a good time and do the work.
29:39In fact, doing it is having a good time.
29:41Oh, sweetheart.
29:41So, here, help me.
29:48Don't!
29:50It's raw sausage meat.
29:51Oh, it's quite nice, darling.
29:55There was always more stuffing in your mother at Christmas than there was in the turkey.
30:03Christmas is about doing things.
30:05When you come to have the meal, it will taste that much better because you've done it yourself.
30:09Yeah, that's the theory they have at rehab.
30:11Yeah.
30:11Yeah, it works for me.
30:13Would you like a drink?
30:14Yes, I will.
30:14We'll pour it yourself.
30:15Yes, I will.
30:15Thank you very much.
30:16Well done.
30:17Cheers, sweetie.
30:19Cheers, darling.
30:20Cheers, darling.
30:22Cheers.
30:22Cheers.
30:24Why isn't she doing the stuffing, darling?
30:26She's good at stuffing.
30:27Last year, she stuffed the turkey with the contents of her handbag and most of the Christmas pudding.
30:30Oh!
30:32Mum, will you stop eating it?
30:34Oh, I'd like to.
30:37Grandad always put his false teeth in the turkey's bottom to make it look as if it was smiling.
30:52It's Princess Anne, he used to say.
30:55Oh, how we laughed.
30:58Oh, I wonder where I put them.
31:04Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ee-errriar.
31:10Stop now, Mum!
31:11Ooh, ee-err.
31:13No, blah, blah, blah.
31:15No, blah, blah.
31:16Is it?
31:17Christmas songs.
31:18Mum, I'm singing Christmas songs.
31:19Eddie, Eddie, look.
31:20That's one an atoll.
31:21What?
31:22It's an atoll.
31:23Oh, you don't.
31:23That's an atoll.
31:24A finger of sand poking up in the Indian Ocean.
31:26It's got a resort on it, darling.
31:29I would nipple a lamb the size of a coffee table, darling.
31:31suddenly there's a Four Seasons Resort on stilts in it, isn't it?
31:35I mean, two people get in the sea, the whole thing's flooded, isn't it?
31:38You have to use scuba equipment just to get to the lobby.
31:43We'll go there next year, yeah.
31:48What exactly is this for, dear, and where does it go?
31:51It goes upstairs, Brian.
31:52Oh, right.
31:55So, darling, Father Christmas comes tonight, doesn't he?
31:59Yes.
31:59Yes, and we have drinks in the evening.
32:01Yes.
32:02Then go to church.
32:03Yes.
32:04And then we open stockings next morning in bed.
32:06Stockings? That's what Father Christmas brings to stockings, isn't he, darling?
32:08Well, because you've never been here, I've always just done my own.
32:13Naughty Father Christmas.
32:15Naughty Father Christmas, darling.
32:17And for lunch, sweetheart, for Christmas lunch, darling, who comes for that, darling?
32:22Well, there will be me and John.
32:24Is he from Gabon?
32:26What?
32:27Is he from Gabon?
32:29Gabon?
32:29Yes, is he from Gabon?
32:32Who's saying that?
32:33Gabon.
32:35Will you stop saying that now?
32:36I'm going to ask her if he's from Gabon.
32:38Is he from Gabon?
32:39No.
32:40No, he's not from Gabon, so shut up.
32:45Darling, Christmas lunch, darling, again.
32:47Who's there?
32:48Who's coming?
32:48Who's coming?
32:49Bo and Marshall.
32:50Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:50And Dad, Gran, and Jane, of course.
32:53Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, come on, come on.
32:56You haven't told her, have you?
32:58I think it'll be fine.
32:59It'll all be fine.
32:59If you just keep going, who's coming to Christmas lunch?
33:02Well, there will be me, John, Dad, Gran, Jane, Bo, and Marshall, and you.
33:07Oh, are you inviting me for Christmas lunch, darling?
33:10Oh, Saf just invited me for Christmas lunch, darling.
33:13Saf just said, well, I...
33:15What, Eddie?
33:15Patsy, and Patsy, and Patsy.
33:17And Patsy?
33:18What, Eddie?
33:19Oh, darling, and you as well, she said.
33:21Invite us to Christmas lunch, darling.
33:23No, Eddie, we're going away.
33:25But, darling, we...
33:25We always go away.
33:26We could just be here for Christmas, darling.
33:29Just for little Lola, sweetheart.
33:30Just for Lola, sweetheart.
33:31We could just be here for Christmas, sweetheart.
33:34Couldn't we?
33:35When were you going to tell her?
33:36Oh, shut up.
33:37I understand this process.
33:37Just you shut up.
33:38Eddie, I can't.
33:39Give me the ticket.
33:42I haven't got any tickets.
33:45Staying here for Christmas.
34:07Where are you handled?
34:09That very badly.
34:10Very badly, darling.
34:12Sometimes you beg a belief.
34:13Yeah, I know.
34:24Patsy.
34:24I can't, Eddie.
34:25I won't.
34:25I hate Christmas.
34:27How cruel this time is, with its ghastly pretence of festivity, its lights twinkling in cruel mockery, like the eyes
34:38of my Spanish gypsy boy.
34:41He was too bad.
34:43He was too good to meet me.
34:44I don't think.
34:46He was too good to meet.
34:47Where is he now?
34:49Why am I banished here?
34:51With no one to love me.
34:54Mother.
34:56Oh, you, Patricia
34:59What do you want, Chit?
35:01I...
35:02I...
35:02I...
35:03What?
35:06Spit it out!
35:08Or I'll wash it down with upset
35:11Happy Christmas
35:13No!
35:15Why?
35:16Why have you done this?
35:18It must be kept out
35:22We must not let it in
35:26Why have you brought this poison in?
35:29You are tainted with their bloodiny
35:31And insincerity
35:34And urbanity
35:36And punctilio
35:40Sorry
35:41I lament your pain
35:43And your useless pitying
35:46But I, like a ship at harbor
35:48For too long
35:49I've been riding my ropes
35:51And now cast off
35:52The fetterhood of motherdom
35:55Where are you going?
35:59I'm going down the golden calf
36:01With Pablo
36:03And Boris
36:04And Lydia
36:05To drink
36:06And to play out
36:09The unfinished drama of my soul
36:12I won't be home
36:15If Betty Mae comes over
36:17The skinned rabbit is in the kitchen
36:29Keep it out!
36:30Keep it out!
36:33I'll go on my own
36:34At least I won't have to see
36:36Your fat white body in a bikini
36:37Like a beached whale
36:39Thank you
36:44Here we go
36:45Here we go
36:46Here we go
36:47Oh yeah
36:49Oh dear
36:50Just leave her
36:51Leave her
36:52I know what she's doing
36:53I know
36:55You're supposed to be putting them on
36:56Not taking them off
36:56You stupid woman
36:58Christmas comes around so quickly
37:00Nowadays dear
37:01It's hard to know where you are
37:04Go on
37:06It's supposed to be a Christmas tree
37:07Not the Blair Witch Project
37:08Look at this
37:10You can get up there
37:11Go on
37:12Put the star on
37:12No
37:13I'm not good with heights
37:14Get up there now
37:15I think I see an eagle circling
37:19Seth
37:19Come and look
37:20We're putting the star on darling
37:21Come and look
37:22I'm scared
37:24Scared
37:25Scared
37:26Seth
37:27We're putting the star on the top darling
37:30Oh my god
37:32What's happened to her?
37:33She's collapsed
37:34It's quite normal
37:36Look
37:37Star on top
37:39I've not been this scared
37:40Since I lost my teeth
37:41On the cat and mouse at Blackpool
37:46She's very cold
37:48We have to increase our temperature
37:50I'll get her a reviver
37:51If the patient's temperature is too low
37:54We have to increase it by warming her up
37:56Mum you're going to have to take her to hospital
37:58Come on darling
37:59No one's finding this funny anymore darling
38:01Get up
38:07Patsy
38:07Can you hear me?
38:08What are you giving her?
38:09What are you giving her there?
38:11What is that?
38:12Oxygen
38:12I want that
38:13She's alright
38:14Pats
38:15Pats
38:15Wake up
38:16We've got to go back
38:16It's Christmas
38:17I need a stretcher
38:25I want the stretcher like that
38:26I'm sick too
38:28I want the oxygen
38:30I want the oxygen
38:31Oh no
38:40Okay what's the story here?
38:4265 year old woman found collapsed
38:44I'm 43
38:59What is this?
39:00Eastern Europe
39:15Pats
39:15And I'm partial to an injection of adrenaline straight into the heart
39:19That's good to know
39:25What's the matter with you then?
39:27I don't know really
39:27Just a little funny turn
39:28Still I'd rather be here than having Christmas
39:30A few days on drugs
39:31Lovely
39:32Can I go?
39:33Can you pass me my chart?
39:35I just want to write down some of the things that I must have
39:38Can you read off that darling?
39:40Smoking contains benzene, nitrismines, formaldehyde
39:43Hydrogen
39:44And cyanide
39:46Put that back please
39:48I mean I still have got so much to do you know
39:52But go!
39:53Oh!
40:01Excuse me
40:03Just that Miss Stone
40:04She's extremely unwell
40:05Yeah well I'm unwell
40:06Look do you know who her next of kin is
40:08So we can inform them
40:09Oh god
40:10She's got a sister called Jackie
40:11That's it
40:12That's it
40:17Well you can cross Patsy off your Christmas lunch list darling
40:20They've put her on a bleep machine
40:22Oh
40:24Sorry
40:24Are you?
40:25Really?
40:26Well
40:27It is Christmas
40:28What's that got to do with it?
40:29Time to forgive and forget
40:33Well I'd better get on with my wrapping
40:35This one
40:36Nobody needs much
40:37Don't go over the top
40:38Don't go over the top darling
40:40Sweetheart
40:40About little Lola's present darling
40:42You know you said Wendy has
40:46Well darling
40:46Bubble wondered if that was a bear at home
40:48No
40:48No
40:49I said not
40:50I said not
40:51I didn't get one
40:52I said no
40:56What have you got for mama darling
40:57What have you got for me
40:59I'm not telling you
41:01Yeah but if it's you know
41:02It's the thought that counts
41:04It's just the thought I'm worried about darling
41:06Because if the thought is yardly
41:09Stop it
41:12So sweetheart
41:13You know I have overbought
41:15And there's plenty of stuff in my room upstairs darling
41:17You just go
41:23And I don't eat brussel sprouts
41:24Remember that darling
41:25It'll make me a bit of
41:26You know
41:29Don't use too much paper
41:31Don't overlap it like that
41:32Just make it meet
41:33It doesn't have to do
41:34Scrooge
41:36Don't use too much of that ribbon either
41:38That's expensive that ribbon
41:39Oh look at it
41:40I don't want to give all this away
41:43Who's this for?
41:44Who's that by that for?
41:45The old woman
41:45Oh my mother
41:48It's a bit big isn't it?
41:50That scarf a bit big for her
41:52She don't want all that now
41:53She don't want it all now
41:58Come on miser
41:59What do you say for the rest next year?
42:01Just wrap that
42:07Merry Christmas
42:09I suppose are appropriate words to use for this time of year
42:13No
42:13She's in a coma you fool
42:15Anyway, Patsy doesn't do Christmas
42:17Oh
42:18Didn't you know?
42:19Yes
42:20Are you very ill?
42:23Is the next subject that springs to mind?
42:26No
42:26Hello
42:27Oh
42:29She's having a rest
42:31Recuperation
42:31Recuperation
42:32That's quite hard for you to say, isn't it?
42:35Say it again
42:37Recuperation
42:38Again, no
42:39What are you doing here?
42:41I brought you a small gift
42:43Oh, yes
42:44It's from both of us
42:45What is it?
42:46It's nothing
42:47Go on, open it
42:48It's a trifle
42:49A trinket
42:50No, really
42:51It's nothing
42:51Open it now
42:52It's from me mainly
42:55I told you
42:56Just some lovely packaging
42:58Let me turn up that through
42:59I'll do it
43:03Oh
43:05Oh
43:05Oh
43:06You couldn't possibly understand them
43:18So find the Everest
43:19Let's shock her
43:20Give me 200, nurse
43:23Charging
43:24Stand clear
43:26No, nothing
43:27360
43:28Charging
43:29Stand clear
43:32Hold it
43:34Oh, that's fantastic
43:40At least you'll get more than a hamper
43:42From your mother this Christmas
43:43There's nothing wrong with a hamper
43:45He likes salted anchovies
43:46Potted meat and thick-cut marmalade
43:48It's as if they scrape everything up
43:49That hasn't been sold
43:50And won't ever be sold
43:51And put it in a Christmas hamper
43:54You're always very grateful for the thought
43:57Do you know what?
43:57I've blistered my lip with all my wrapping
44:00Oh, dear
44:02Would you stop shaking everything?
44:04Put it down
44:04Try getting your stick
44:05And you can beat it to death
44:06As well, if you want
44:08How did you manage the procreation?
44:11Well
44:12These things happen
44:14When you first met her
44:16Did you think that she was a man?
44:19Certainly not
44:20You see
44:21Because I was wondering
44:22I was thinking
44:23What do you feel
44:24When you look at a man?
44:25Well
44:25The same as when you look at a woman
44:27Well
44:28When I look at a woman
44:30If she's gorgeous
44:32Then
44:32I think about
44:33Intimate relations
44:35But when I look at a man
44:37Even if he's gorgeous
44:39Nothing
44:40Now when I look at
44:41Saffron
44:42I think about
44:43Maximum intimate relations
44:46But when I look at
44:47Her mother
44:48Edie Ninnia
44:50Nothing
44:52So I was wondering
44:53If when you had intimate relations
44:55With her
44:55You thought that she was a man
44:57That may go
44:58Explain it
45:02Darling, Saff
45:03I'm bringing something in now
45:04But it's not for you
45:04Alright, darling
45:05Alright, sweetheart
45:06It's coming in now
45:07But it's not for you
45:08Sweetheart
45:08It's not as big as it looks
45:10Darling
45:11It's not as big as it looks
45:12Alright, sweetheart
45:13It's not for you
45:14It's for Lola
45:15Darling
45:16It's just for little
45:17Isn't that?
45:18Jingle bells
45:18It's not a reindeer, sweetheart
45:21Sweetheart
45:22Darling
45:22Got two things for baby
45:23Got two things for you
45:25Jenny
45:28It's for you, sweetheart
45:29It's a stocking
45:30Is it a stocking?
45:31Yes
45:31Yeah
45:32It's for you, darling
45:33Thank you
45:34Do you want to know what's in it?
45:35No
45:35Money
45:36What?
45:37I've got money in it
45:38It's money, darling
45:39Has it got a tangerine
45:40And a sugar mouse?
45:43Merry Christmas
45:44Oh, this is the day
45:47That the Lord has made
45:53Well, hello, stranger
45:55I hear you're joining us
45:56To celebrate the birth
45:57Of the Christ child this year
45:58Amen
45:59Don't sit down yet, Marshal
46:00Okay, baby
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46:05You haven't gotten
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47:18Are so heavy
47:19They go straight through
47:20Your body
47:20Causing
47:21Well, I can't bear to say it
47:22Well, I'll say it for you, Beau
47:24Okay
47:24Anal leakage
47:25Oh, not Staline, no
47:28It's safe and effective
47:29And it also protects
47:30And cleans
47:31To prove that
47:32Would you agitate for me?
47:33Sure, honey
47:36To prove this
47:37I fed Marshall
47:38Another non-fat
47:39Fat-eating product
47:40And these were his
47:41Underpants after that day
47:42These were his
47:43Underpants after
47:44Staline
47:44One pair
47:45Horribly stained
47:46The other
47:47Fresh as a daisy
47:48As God intended
47:49Can we celebrate that
47:50With a hallelujah?
47:52Hallelujah
47:53We have many testimonials
47:55From satisfied customers
47:56We sure do
47:57In just three days
47:58Of eating Staline
47:59Philomena Bill
47:59Enjoyed these
48:00Miraculous results
48:01I've got to say, though
48:02I think it's her face
48:03That's the problem
48:04It's pixelated, Beau
48:05Well, I've been pixelated
48:06In my time
48:06Before I got good
48:07With the Lord
48:08And my face
48:08Never looked like that
48:09But we are talking
48:10About Staline
48:11God's own
48:12Non-fat
48:13Fat-eating product system
48:14Celebrate the difference
48:15An offer that's
48:16Irresistible
48:17Amen
48:17And it also removes
48:19Unwanted body hair
48:20Show him your back, Marshall
48:21I can't think
48:22Because I'm crazy
48:23So crazy
48:24I have an offer
48:24No
48:25Yes
48:25The first ten people
48:26Who call for our system
48:27Will receive a free agitator
48:29Steady ball
48:30I'm gonna do it
48:31I can't do it
48:33Amen
48:34Praise Jesus
48:36So we've been in Staline
48:37Since the bottom
48:37Fell out of the baby business
48:39Much like the bottom
48:40Has fallen out of Marshall
48:42He OD'd on Staline
48:43Yep, once an addict
48:45Couldn't just have one cookie
48:46Had to have the whole jar
48:48Has everyone got a drink
48:49Oh, look at her
48:50The hostess
48:52Merry Christmas Eve
48:54Happy
48:55Oh, no, Gran
48:57Happy Christmas Eve
48:58Oh, happy Christmas Eve
49:01Marshall, was that you?
49:03Okay, upstairs now, mister
49:06Come on, march
49:07Two, three, four
49:33Pets
49:34Jackson
49:38I came as soon as I heard
49:41Heard?
49:41No, don't speak
49:42Don't tire yourself
49:43I can see it's difficult
49:45The nurses tell me
49:46You haven't got long
49:47So let's make the most
49:49Of these few moments
49:50I haven't got long
49:51I know, darling
49:52But I'm here
49:54Your sister
49:56Oh, Patsy
49:57Always my favourite
49:59Really?
50:00Oh, yes, darling
50:01Your protector
50:03Friend
50:04Oh, darling
50:06Let's remember
50:08The good times
50:08The old times
50:10Before
50:11The birdsong
50:13Comes to
50:14Brighten the mood
50:16And the
50:17And the terrible hours
50:19Are driven away
50:20And the demons
50:21Creep back into
50:22Wherever you keep
50:23Your demons
50:25A pants drawer
50:29Sir
50:31It's nice to have you here
50:34Yeah, I've been okay
50:35Haven't I?
50:36Yeah
50:38Are you
50:40Missing Patsy?
50:42Oh, surely
50:43I am missing Patsy
50:45Yeah
50:45Well, yeah
50:46Yeah
50:46We can go and see her tomorrow
50:48Take us something
50:50You were just a little thing
50:51There, darling
50:53I didn't want anything too big
50:54I mean, I think you were right
50:55About it, you know
50:55It's just too much
50:56Everything's got a little bit
50:57Out of control, isn't it?
50:58Yes
50:59But it's okay this time, Mum
51:01I know you got carried away
51:02And there is a pleasure in giving
51:03Is there?
51:05Yes
51:07Yeah, please, darling
51:09Night
51:09Night
51:10Oh
51:16Jax, I don't remember any good times
51:18Oh, yes, darling
51:18Parties
51:19You remember the party we had
51:21When Mother died
51:22That was a great time
51:24How happy we were
51:26And then
51:26And then you married Marcello
51:28Now, don't be silly, darling
51:29Don't upset yourself
51:29Of course, I can't remember that
51:30I wasn't there
51:31Now stop it
51:32Or I shall fetch the nurse
51:33He was mine
51:35Marcello Agnelli
51:36He was the only man I ever loved
51:37We were supposed to be married
51:39Oh, he's terrible
51:39And then you took him
51:40I took him
51:41How could I take him?
51:42He was a grown man
51:43You told him I was dead
51:45Well, I thought you were dead
51:46How many people survive a heroin overdose
51:49On that scale?
51:51I must have got the purity wrong
51:52When I came out of the clinic
51:55You'd got him
51:56You stripped him clean
51:59The lifestyle tired me
52:02The Learjets
52:03The Villas
52:05The Yachts
52:06The Parents
52:07Oh, my God
52:08Oh, Pats, darling
52:10I'm so glad we can laugh at it all now
52:13But, darling
52:14You've been all right?
52:16You've had your job?
52:17You're a woman of means now
52:19Which reminds me
52:21The Will
52:23Now, darling
52:23You've left everything to me
52:26A quill?
52:27Well, there was some pair of shoes of yours
52:29That I liked
52:29So I included those
52:31Well, I can sell the rest
52:33My cats are going to be so grateful
52:36Sometimes
52:39I hate you
52:44Oh, darling
52:45Mwah
52:48And now
52:52The final pin
52:56I think I got the purity right this time
53:02I mean, as long as we get home for the present unwrapping, darling
53:04Because I've brought everyone everything
53:05And I want to miss it
53:06So it can't stay long
53:07That's all I'm saying
53:08Excuse me?
53:09Who are you here to see?
53:10Who are you here to see?
53:10Stone
53:11I'm afraid I have some bad news
53:14Miss Stone passed away last night
53:20I've got her
53:22What did she say?
53:24Mum, she's dead
53:30Oh, that's it
53:33Oh, darling
53:49Oh, hi, Ellie
53:50Come to take me home
53:54What?
53:55What?
53:56Oh, yeah
53:56Yeah, that's Jackie
53:58What?
53:59Yeah, she died last night
54:00Carrowing overdose
54:01But that is Jack's
54:02So, Merry Christmas, sweetie
54:04Merry Christmas, darling
54:06Merry Christmas
54:08Merry Christmas
54:09Merry Christmas
54:10Oh, Merry Christmas
54:19Merry Christmas
54:21Oh, come on, darling
54:23Come on
54:25Oh, Merry Christmas
54:25Merry Christmas
54:26Merry Christmas
54:27I can't stop saying Merry Christmas
54:28I can't stop saying Merry Christmas
54:29I don't like Christmas
54:30Too much
54:31Always too much
54:33This is for you, Saffy
54:35Oh, thank you, Gran
54:37I can't remember what I've bought for everyone
54:40But some of you will get cat beds
54:42And the others will get pillow lights
54:45Oh, I like it
54:48It's just the ticket
54:50Dad, what were you thinking?
54:52Oh, I don't want to discuss vulgar matters
54:55But when you are with the other fellow
54:58What's the procedure?
55:01How do you decide who is the gentleman
55:03And who is the lady?
55:07Well, I'm the lady
55:08Oh, you're the lady
55:11Kids, we really have to stop talking about this now
55:15If anyone doesn't like any of the presents I've given them
55:17I'll just have them back
55:18Just give them back to me
55:18Oh, Mum, I love it
55:20Good
55:25What's this?
55:26It's a professional tool kit
55:28That you've always wanted
55:29How did you guess?
55:31Eddie, how long does all this go on, you know?
55:33I don't know, there's a sort of lunch thing
55:35And then I think we can
55:36I think in the afternoon we can probably
55:37Nip down Annabelle's
55:39Annabelle's
55:39Good time, darling
55:40Well, sweetheart, I've got your little presents
55:41Oh, darling, oh, cheers
55:43I've got you little presents
55:44Oh, sweetheart
55:47But Eddie, Eddie
55:49We will stay for lunch, won't we?
55:51Yeah, we'll stay for lunch
55:52We'll stay for lunch
55:57Cheers to the chef
56:00Cheers
56:01Cheers
56:02Mrs. M
56:04Just a little for me, please
56:30Uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
56:43-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
56:44-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
56:45-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
56:46-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
56:46-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
56:59How are you?