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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 13
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03While Ian's wife Jane was in a coma
00:05Do we have a deal?
00:06Susan got an ultimatum
00:08He's not crazy about me spending time with my ex
00:12Mike's new hero
00:14I owe you one
00:15After those mutts knocked you around the other day
00:17Your boy paid them off
00:18Had a secret agenda
00:20Gabrielle?
00:21Gabrielle learned the identity
00:23I'm rich now, I can give you anything you want
00:25Of her secret admirer
00:27Tell me everything
00:28And Orson's mother shared some family secrets
00:31That Bree
00:34Would later discover
00:39If there was one thing Orson Hodge understood
00:42It was teeth
00:46That's why people stopped him at barbecues
00:51During cocktail parties
00:55And in the occasional men's room
01:01Yes, when it came to teeth
01:03People expected Dr. Hodge to have all the answers
01:08Sadly for Orson
01:09This was not always the case
01:15It does look a little fishy
01:17Fishy?
01:18It couldn't be more obvious
01:19Alma killed Monique
01:22That's why she disappeared
01:23That's why she disappeared
01:23And I bet she pulled the teeth
01:24So people would suspect her dentist husband
01:26Well, why would she keep them?
01:28I don't know
01:28She's probably going to sneak in
01:29And plant them in our house
01:30Well, we've saved her the trouble, haven't we?
01:32Is it a full scent?
01:35Listen, not in the duvet
01:37No, it's okay
01:37They won't stay
01:38I don't care
01:39I am not sleeping in the bed that had your dead mistress's teeth in it
01:43Let's just take them to the police
01:45And say what?
01:47We can't prove these came from Alma's
01:49She'll deny ever having seen them
01:51And don't forget I'm the one they suspect
01:52Well, we have to do something
01:54I agree
01:54But not until we put these back in her house
01:58And then we'll call the police
02:00Trust me
02:01She'll never get away with it
02:16Hello
02:18You've been very naughty, haven't you?
02:20Orson
02:22Is that you?
02:23I know what you and Alma are up to
02:25And it's going to stop
02:26Yes, Orson was an expert on teeth
02:31I have no idea what you're talking about
02:35Oh, I think you do
02:37That's how he could tell
02:39When people were lying through them
02:53I've been like a climber
02:57I'm not yet
02:58It's gonna kill you
02:59It's not even for you
03:02I'm not even for you
03:03I've been hisおっie
03:07Get it
03:08I know
03:08This is how I do
03:08Oh, I know
03:12What's best
03:12Look at me
03:13You're not gonna kill me
03:15You're not gonna kill me
03:17And say no
03:18You're not gonna kill me
03:23It can happen so quickly.
03:26In the moment it takes a gunman's bullet to enter his victim's leg.
03:32In the time it takes to tell a wife her husband won't be home for dinner.
03:38In the instant it takes a father to meet his son for the very first time.
03:47Yes, life as we know it can change.
03:52In a heartbeat.
03:54Jane's still running a fever.
03:56Yes, and she hasn't responded to any of the meds that we've tried.
04:00Do you think we should call her husband?
04:02Not just yet. Let's try vancomycin. It worked for her before.
04:06I don't want to get into worry.
04:08This is your new lawyer, Alan Marcus.
04:11Alan, this is Mike Delfino.
04:12Hey, Mike. Sorry I couldn't start on your case sooner.
04:15I was wrapping up an armed robbery trial.
04:17It's nice to finally meet you.
04:21And you must be Ian.
04:22I can't thank you enough for helping me out here.
04:26Susan and I are happy to be of assistance.
04:36So, should we get started?
04:37Sure.
04:40So, Mike, I've had a chance to review all the evidence against you.
04:43And I've got a strategy to ensure your case never goes to trial.
04:47Don't you love this guy?
04:49What's the strategy?
04:51Pleading guilty? What kind of a strategy is that?
04:53He'd only be pleading to manslaughter.
04:55It's still ten years in prison.
04:56Well, which is better than life.
04:58And that's what Mike's risking if he goes to trial.
05:00With good behavior, he could be out in five.
05:02With a better lawyer, he could be out in zero.
05:05We need to find a lawyer who believes that he's innocent.
05:07Well, the evidence against him is very compelling.
05:09You're letting your feelings for him cloud your judgment.
05:12My feelings for him?
05:14Are we going to do this again?
05:15Do you realize that every conversation we have winds up being about Mike?
05:18Who's the best lawyer for Mike?
05:20How can we get Mike acquitted?
05:21I have told you I love you a thousand times.
05:24Where is all this jealousy coming from?
05:28Do you know what?
05:30I have to catch that plane to Montreal.
05:32What?
05:33No, Ian, we have to talk about this.
05:35I can't be late.
05:36It's business.
05:38Look, I have provided Mike with the best lawyer I know.
05:41If you want to get someone else, then you're on your own.
05:50What you doing?
05:51Oh, deciding what to wear.
05:54My first day back to work.
05:56Do I look fat in this?
05:58I think you look good in everything.
06:01Wow.
06:02Your father has taught you well.
06:03What about the street fair?
06:05If you're going back to work, who's going to take me?
06:07Mrs. McCluskey, won't that be fun?
06:10No.
06:12You have to go back to work.
06:14Come on.
06:15You and your brothers will be thrilled.
06:17Don't you get tired of me yelling at you to clean up your room and finish your homework?
06:24Yeah, but you've been a lot nicer since you get shot.
06:30Oh, well, that's good to know.
06:32When you think about it, me going back to work is not that big a deal.
06:37We're only losing a little time together in the afternoon.
06:39But every hour counts.
06:41I miss you all day long.
06:45Oh, honey.
06:48Jeez.
06:52Do you really mean that, or are you manipulating Mommy into feeling incredibly guilty?
06:58A little bit of both.
07:01Yep.
07:03Your father's taught you well.
07:08This suspense is killing me.
07:10Shh.
07:11Here it comes.
07:12And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.
07:15The winner of this year's Little Miss Snowflake pageant is...
07:21Sherry Maltby!
07:34God, I'm in shock.
07:35I mean, I knew she had a shot at the top five, but to actually win?
07:39I was sure she'd lose to that little blonde bitch who sang that patriotic medley.
07:42I know.
07:43She practically had sparklers coming out of her ass.
07:46Totally shameless.
07:48Okay, hon.
07:49Let's go meet those reporters.
07:50What are you going to tell them?
07:51I owe it all to beauty by bar.
07:53And a girl.
08:01Oh, Zach, what are you doing here?
08:03I came to support you.
08:04Oh.
08:05Okay, why don't you support me from the lobby?
08:07I have some networking to do.
08:08My girl just won the pageant.
08:10Oh, yeah, I know.
08:11And you're welcome.
08:15What did you do?
08:16Don't worry.
08:17I paid the judges in cash.
08:18There's no paper trail.
08:19You bribed the judges?
08:21Gabrielle, why are we fighting?
08:23We should be celebrating.
08:24All right, I got a limo outside, a bottle of chilled crystal.
08:26Come on, let's go.
08:27Let's party.
08:28Listen to me, you pimply psychopath.
08:29You and I are never going to party.
08:31In fact, the only reason we're ever going to be in the same room again is if you strangle
08:35a cheerleader and I wind up on the jury.
08:39God, I love it when we banter.
08:40Oh.
08:48Hello, Alma.
08:51Orson.
08:52I let myself in.
08:54I hope you don't mind.
08:55Not at all.
08:58You seem very cheerful.
09:00I am.
09:01Because the game's over.
09:03And you lost.
09:04I told you what I'd do if you pushed me away.
09:07Well, I'm afraid that threat no longer has any teeth in it.
09:12Yes, your mother told me about Bree's little discovery.
09:16What'd you do with Monique's teeth?
09:18Maybe I threw them away.
09:20Maybe I hid them here.
09:22You might find them if the police don't find them first.
09:24I don't think you'll bring the police into this.
09:26Well, neither will you now.
09:31We're done.
09:32Why don't you do us all a favor and go away?
09:36You shouldn't treat me this way.
09:38Don't bother crying.
09:39Tears might have worked when we were married, after you lost a baby.
09:42They won't work now.
09:43We should have kept trying.
09:46If we'd had a child, we'd still be together.
09:49I know.
09:51That's why I stopped trying.
09:55Goodbye, Alma.
10:03Well, here's some sucky news.
10:07Ken, just quit.
10:08Your new manager?
10:10No.
10:11Yeah, so I'm screwed.
10:12I'm going to have to drop out of the street fair.
10:14Tom, no.
10:15You can't.
10:16You can't.
10:17The pizzeria opens in a week,
10:18and that street fair is the best advertising we're going to get.
10:21I know, but I can't work it alone.
10:23Well, you know, hire someone else.
10:25Well, there's no time for that.
10:28The future of the restaurant is at stake.
10:30It is time to get creative.
10:32Well, I do have one option, but it would require some sacrifice.
10:36Well, whatever it is going to take.
10:37You could help me.
10:40What?
10:41No.
10:41Uh-uh.
10:42Look, I'm wearing makeup.
10:43I am holding a briefcase.
10:45What does this suggest to you?
10:46You could call in sick.
10:47I can't call in sick after eight weeks of sick leave,
10:52especially when I've been fined for three of them?
10:55Oh, crap.
10:56That's Ed.
10:59Lynette, Lynette, please.
11:00You're the one who said that we need this street fair.
11:03My boss is waiting for me outside in his car.
11:07What am I supposed to do?
11:09It's time to get creative.
11:16Oh, there she is.
11:17Uh-huh.
11:22Hey, guys.
11:23Boy, I didn't expect you to still be wearing a sling.
11:27Yeah.
11:28It heals a little slower when the bullet's still in there.
11:31Oh, they couldn't get it out?
11:33No, it's too close.
11:34To what?
11:37Everything.
11:38God, I'm so sorry.
11:40Oh.
11:41Hey, you got a little, uh, cereal, right?
11:44Cereal?
11:45I didn't have any, uh...
11:46Oh, I know what that is.
11:48I get nauseous from the pain,
11:50so that's just a little residual vomit.
11:55Lynette, you sure you're ready to come back to work?
11:57Yeah, don't be silly.
11:59I'm fine.
12:00Come on, let's go sell some toothpaste.
12:03All righty, let's go.
12:08Ow!
12:09Ow, son of a bitch!
12:10I'm sorry.
12:11Don't touch me, okay?
12:12Anything we can do?
12:12My pills, my paint pills, they're in my bag.
12:17Ow, ow, my pills!
12:19I need my pills!
12:21They're all dirty!
12:23Oh, boy!
12:24Oh, yeah!
12:26See you next week!
12:28Thanks for understanding!
12:35Hey, looks like an interesting book.
12:37What's it about?
12:40Never mind, I'll wait for the movie.
12:42What's eating you?
12:43Those two guys you saved me from?
12:45I know you pay them to attack me.
12:47That's all right.
12:49Hey!
12:50You want to take a minute to reconsider that?
12:51Okay, okay.
12:52I needed a favor, and I wanted you to owe me.
12:56What favor?
12:59You sure you want to get into this now?
13:01Yeah.
13:02Okay.
13:03You remember my son, Zach?
13:06Vaguely.
13:06Why?
13:08Turns out you and I share more than a cell block.
13:21Hello, Brie.
13:23May I come in?
13:25It's a garden without a snake.
13:26I realize I'm not your favorite person,
13:30but I thought you should know why Alma's moved here.
13:34She wants Orson back.
13:36Thanks for the heads up.
13:38Now off you go.
13:40Orson and I may have our spats,
13:43but I'm still deeply concerned about the state of his soul.
13:48Adultery is a sin.
13:50I wouldn't worry about Orson's soul.
13:52He won't be sleeping with Alma.
13:54When I said adultery,
13:57I wasn't referring to Orson and Alma.
14:00I'm Ed Orson and you.
14:04Excuse me?
14:05Our church doesn't accept divorce.
14:08In the eyes of God, you're the other woman.
14:11I'm sure you don't see it that way,
14:13but Alma and I do.
14:16And Orson's beginning to.
14:22I thought she was sweet.
14:25Yes.
14:26Why?
14:29No reason.
14:39Why the hell didn't anybody tell me I had a son?
14:42You'd just come out of a coma.
14:44They probably figured you had enough on your plate.
14:47Why are you telling me now?
14:49Zach and I haven't spoken in months.
14:51Every time I try to contact him,
14:52he won't return the calls.
14:54I don't know what you expect me to...
14:57I barely remember the kid.
14:58Yes, but he remembers you.
15:00And I think if you reach out to him,
15:02he'll talk to you.
15:05Zach is all I have left in the world.
15:08Through everything that's happened,
15:09I've never stopped loving him.
15:11Can you please get him to come down here and see me?
15:18That's one hell of a favor.
15:21Man, you've got some nerve.
15:24I know.
15:25It's kind of what got me in here.
15:30Is it Gabby's birthday?
15:31No.
15:32They're probably from Zach Young.
15:34What?
15:35You haven't heard?
15:37He has been begging Gabby to go on a date with him.
15:40He's been sending her all sorts of stuff to bribe her,
15:42even a diamond bracelet.
15:44Zach Young.
15:45Our Zach Young.
15:46How does he afford diamonds?
15:48His grandfather left him all that money.
15:50Yeah, he thought it was in a trust and he couldn't touch it.
15:52Until he turned 18, which was a month ago.
15:55Wow.
15:58So Zach Young is loaded, huh?
16:02No, absolutely not.
16:03Oh, come on.
16:04Mike needs a great lawyer.
16:05Zach can afford a great lawyer.
16:07I don't care.
16:08I'm not going out with Zach Young.
16:10It's one little date.
16:11You wouldn't even let your own daughter go out with him.
16:14You said he was a psycho.
16:15He's matured to the tune of a billion dollars.
16:19Please do this for Mike.
16:21Susan, do you know what your obsession with Mike has cost you?
16:24First you piss off Bri, and then Ian, and now you're pimping me out to a teenager.
16:29Okay.
16:29I deserve the pimping remark, but let's not pretend that, you know, we're above teenagers.
16:38Gabby, you're all I've got.
16:41Oh, fine.
16:42I'll do it.
16:44This is a noble thing you're doing.
16:46How can you be so sure Zach's going to go along with this?
16:49Oh, I guess he's a great kid, and he's going to want to help Mike.
16:53And you're not going to be wearing a bra when you ask him out.
17:12Can you guys just take five, please?
17:14Gabrielle, what are you doing here?
17:16Wow, you have your own recording studio in your house?
17:18Yeah, I needed a place to play some tracks with my band.
17:21And you see that guy?
17:23You used to talk about the Doobie Brothers.
17:25How wild is that?
17:27Gee, not as wild as what I'm about to say.
17:33You can take me to dinner.
17:35Seriously?
17:36Awesome.
17:37Yeah, here's how it's going to work.
17:39We drive to the restaurant separately.
17:40We will not have dessert, and under no circumstances will you touch me, capisce?
17:45Um, okay.
17:47Great.
17:48In order for this magical night to occur,
17:50you're going to need to help Mike Delfino.
17:52Mike?
17:54What happened?
17:55He's in jail.
17:56For murder.
17:57Susan swears he's innocent.
17:59She wants you to get him a good lawyer.
18:00All right, we have a deal?
18:03No.
18:06No?
18:07Oh, I would love to help Mike.
18:09It's just that, uh,
18:10if I'm paying for a lawyer, you know,
18:12I would like to have more than just one meal with you.
18:15I'd like to have a whole day.
18:17A whole day?
18:17Yeah.
18:18Here's how it's going to work.
18:20Uh,
18:21it's going to be three meals,
18:22with desserts,
18:24activities of my choosing,
18:25and, uh,
18:27a good night kiss.
18:30Now do we,
18:31do we have a deal?
18:31Not quite.
18:32The day starts with lunch,
18:34and that kiss off the table.
18:41Do they set bail for Mike?
18:43You know,
18:43because I,
18:44I could throw that in, too.
18:45One million dollars.
18:47It's no biggie.
18:49One call to my accountant,
18:50Mike's a free man.
18:54Or do you want to tell Susan
18:55that Mike's going to stay in jail
18:56because you wouldn't kiss me?
19:00Great deal,
19:01you little skunk.
19:05Here you go.
19:06You can come back for a second.
19:07It's our famous pepperoni pizza.
19:09Here's another Canadian bacon.
19:11Great.
19:11Guess what?
19:12Our line is the biggest one at the fair.
19:14I counted.
19:15You know what I'm starting to think?
19:17This restaurant is going to be a big,
19:20fat hit.
19:22There you go.
19:23Great.
19:29Can I talk to you about something?
19:35I think you hurt Lynette's feelings
19:38when you refuse to go
19:39to the street fair with her.
19:42She's going to start to think
19:43you don't like her.
19:44You don't want that, do you?
19:48Doorbell.
19:57Someone should be left
19:58on a hillside or a rat.
20:02You don't want that.
20:03Hi.
20:03I'm Ed Ferrer, Lynette's boss.
20:05Is she around?
20:07Well, actually,
20:08she's at the doctor's.
20:10Oh.
20:11Yeah.
20:12Could you give her this?
20:13Sure.
20:14And tell her to get well.
20:15And she doesn't need to come back to work
20:17until she's good and ready.
20:18I will make sure she gets this.
20:20Okay.
20:26Excuse me, mister.
20:28I just wanted to tell you,
20:30our babysitter gets mixed up sometimes.
20:34Lynette's not at the doctor's.
20:36She's not?
20:38Nope.
20:40Well, where is she?
20:44Excuse me.
20:47Hey!
20:48Load me up again, would you?
20:50Yeah?
20:50I'm going to go poach some customers
20:51from that sausage on a stick.
20:53Oh, I love it when you're ruthless.
20:57Scabo's Pizzeria.
20:58Try the smoked chicken
21:00and sun-dried tamar.
21:01Oh!
21:02Oh!
21:02The crust is fantastic.
21:04It's cornmeal.
21:05That's the secret.
21:10It's not your only secret,
21:11is it, Lynette?
21:13Hi, Ed.
21:15How's the arm?
21:19Uh...
21:20Uh, on the mend.
21:22I'm going to be there
21:23bright and early Monday morning.
21:25Don't bother.
21:25You're fired.
21:27Wait.
21:27Ed, Ed, please don't go.
21:29Yes, I lied,
21:30and that was wrong,
21:31but my husband needed my help.
21:32I need your help.
21:34You've been gone eight weeks
21:35with pay
21:36while the company's been falling apart.
21:38Okay.
21:38And now you pull this on me?
21:39Like I said,
21:40really, really wrong,
21:41but if you take me back,
21:42I swear I will give you 100%.
21:47So, if we have to work late,
21:49you're going to do it.
21:51If I ask you to miss your kid's baseball game,
21:55you're going to say,
21:55no problem, Ed.
21:58You got it, Ed.
22:00Good.
22:01I'll see you Monday.
22:20Hi, it's me.
22:21Listen, we have to talk.
22:24Ian, I'm sorry, too.
22:25We've got to stop fighting like this.
22:27Susan, Jane's doctor called me.
22:29She's taken a bad turn.
22:33Oh, Ian.
22:34I'm on the next flight out,
22:35but it's not for a few hours,
22:36and Jane's parents are in Rome.
22:38Would you go to the hospital for me?
22:42The hospital?
22:43Well, I know it's a lot to ask,
22:45but if something should happen,
22:46I don't want you to be alone.
22:57Oh, I'm stuffed.
22:58I can't believe you talked me into that creme brulee.
23:01Oh, don't feel guilty.
23:02I'm sure we burned it off on the dance floor.
23:04I know.
23:04You're such a good dancer.
23:06Where'd you learn how to salsa?
23:07I've been taking lessons,
23:08because I knew it was your favorite.
23:10When did I say that?
23:12Cosmo, 98th.
23:13And I knew you liked that verlo
23:14from your Vogue interview.
23:15You researched me?
23:17That's sweet.
23:18In a stalkery kind of way.
23:22Thanks again for a surprisingly enjoyable night.
23:27See you around.
23:28Hi.
23:29Gabby.
23:33Oh, right.
23:36The kiss.
23:37Sorry.
23:38Didn't mean it well, Shania.
23:40All right.
23:41Pucker up.
23:57What the hell are you doing?
23:59You said I could kiss you.
24:00Yes, my lips, not my esophagus.
24:03For your information,
24:03I have been told that I'm a very good kisser, all right?
24:06By who?
24:07The same girl that taught you
24:08to use your tongue like a windshield wiper?
24:09No, by women.
24:11Women with lots of experience,
24:12and every single one of them
24:13said that I was a great kisser.
24:14How much did you pay them to say that?
24:21No.
24:23You've paid women for...
24:25It's none of your business, all right?
24:26It's none of your business.
24:27Uh, yes it is.
24:28You just vacuumed my tonsils.
24:30I deserve to know where that mouth has been.
24:32Well, I, I, I'm sorry.
24:33I gotta go.
24:34Zach.
24:35Zach, I'm not mad.
24:37Okay, I'm just a little grossed out.
24:40That's all.
24:49You heard me.
24:51You heard me.
24:51All right?
24:51Breathe my lips.
24:52Just go.
24:53All right?
24:53Go.
24:54You've got no right to be here.
24:55All right.
24:58What, another one?
25:00You organ donor people are vultures.
25:02Um, no, actually, I'm a friend of Ian's.
25:05He asked me to come for Jane.
25:07Oh, you, you're the girlfriend.
25:09All right, that's okay, then.
25:11Come on in.
25:20So, Erica, uh, you were fighting with that guy
25:23when I came in.
25:24Have you had a lot of those organ donor people
25:26around today?
25:28Oh, that wasn't about that.
25:30No, that was Ted.
25:33What, Ian never told you about Jane and Ted?
25:37No.
25:38What about them?
25:39Nothing.
25:40Forget I mentioned it.
25:41It is not my place.
25:43What?
25:44They had an affair.
25:47Jane cheated on Ian?
25:48When was this?
25:49I hate to dish my best friend on her deathbed.
25:55But gossip was the foundation of our relationship, so...
26:00It was five years ago.
26:02Ian was traveling a lot on business,
26:04Jane was lonely, and along came Ted.
26:10Just stunned.
26:14So I guess they worked it out, right?
26:16Well, Ian took her back.
26:17But if you're asking, did he ever really trust her again?
26:20I don't think so.
26:23Poor Ian.
26:26You don't know the half of it.
26:27I mean, to be betrayed by somebody you love that much...
26:33You're just never the same.
26:45Hey.
26:46What are you doing here?
26:47Um, word on the street is you're looking for a manager.
26:50Yeah.
26:52Here's my application.
26:54I thought Ed took you back.
26:56He did.
26:57I told him I wasn't interested.
26:59What?
27:01You're quitting?
27:02I had so much fun at the fair today.
27:06Working with you on something that was all ours.
27:12I want every day to be like that.
27:14I want every day to be like that.
27:14How do you say do I?
27:16Are you sure?
27:17I mean, your career's always meant so much to you.
27:21When I got shot and I was lying there bleeding, I wasn't thinking, God, I'm really going to miss advertising.
27:29I think this could be the best thing that's ever happened to our family, we can make our own hours,
27:36we'll be together more, and yes, the money is going to be a little tight.
27:40But I think this place could be a goldmine.
27:45In that case, you're hired.
27:50You do, of course, realize you have to sleep with the boss.
27:54I can do that.
27:57Okay.
28:02Well, it's a little soon to be gunning for a promotion.
28:11Your mother not home yet?
28:13I haven't seen her.
28:17Hello.
28:20What is it now?
28:24Alma did what?
28:26No.
28:26No.
28:27I'll be right over.
28:29Wait, wait, wait.
28:30What did Alma do?
28:39I just thanked the Lord I got here when I did.
28:42Why didn't you call an ambulance?
28:44I thought it best for all concerned to keep this quiet.
28:47By the way, she left a note.
28:59She only did this to upset me.
29:02She knows my history.
29:04She knows exactly what buttons to push.
29:07Orson, calm down.
29:09Here.
29:17Our marriage is over.
29:19I will not submit to emotional blackmail.
29:25Are you all right?
29:27I feel busy.
29:30I feel busy.
29:30Then perhaps you should just sit.
29:43My God.
29:46Did you poison me?
29:49I don't kill my only child.
29:52You see how he talks to me?
29:56It's my fault.
29:58I upset him.
30:03Sorry about all this.
30:05I just needed to get your attention.
30:10Why?
30:12What do you want?
30:13What every mother wants, dear.
30:17A grandchild.
30:39Well, why don't I give you two some privacy?
30:43Thank you, Mother Hodge.
30:47You mustn't struggle.
30:50I want this baby to be born of love.
30:56I've been injecting myself with hormones
31:01to improve our chances.
31:05You wait and see.
31:07This is going to fix everything.
31:10You're crazy.
31:11Crazy for you, mister.
31:14I won't.
31:15You can't make me.
31:16Ugh.
31:17Yes, I can.
31:18That drink had two kinds of pills in it.
31:21One to put you to sleep.
31:23And one to keep the part of you I need nice and perky.
31:29Now, how about a little music?
31:47The doctor was just here.
31:49He said her blood pressure's dropping.
31:50She could go any time.
31:51I, uh, gotta go call her parents.
31:55I, uh, gotta go call her parents.
32:21I, uh, gotta go call her parents.
32:21I love her.
32:22Well, it's just, there's, there's things I've got to say to her.
32:26I've carried around so much anger about something that doesn't mean anything now, and I, I, I need her to
32:30know that.
32:33I'm going to put the phone up to Jane's ear, and you can tell her whatever you need to, okay?
32:41Okay.
32:49Hello, Jane Downing.
32:50It's Ian.
32:52I never imagined enough to say goodbye to you like this.
32:56There's so much I want to say goodbye to you like this.
33:12You play that pretty well.
33:15What are you doing here?
33:18I had a good time tonight.
33:22But, I hated the way it ended.
33:24Yeah, me too.
33:27Gabby, about those women.
33:31Forget about it.
33:33You have a horny kid a couple million bucks on the yellow pages, and stuff is going to happen.
33:37It's not just them.
33:38I, I'm paying everyone that I know.
33:43Those guys in my band are not my friends.
33:45I'm hiring them to hang out with me.
33:48So stop doing it.
33:50Stop buying people.
33:52Yeah, right.
33:54And then I'd have no one at all.
33:57That's not true.
34:00You'd have me.
34:04As a friend.
34:05A friend, friend.
34:07Not a girlfriend.
34:08I really cannot overstress that.
34:12Come on.
34:14Why do you want to be my friend?
34:16We have zero in common.
34:18I don't know.
34:21Maybe it's because I think we're both adrift.
34:26Just be nice to have a pal who gets what I'm going through.
34:37Not you.
34:38Play me something you wrote.
34:40Yeah?
34:41Can I sing, too?
34:43Sure.
34:43Why not?
34:44All right.
34:46Gabby.
34:47Sweet Gabby.
34:49Whoa.
34:50Why don't you just hum it, okay?
34:56Hi.
34:58Sorry my book club ran late.
35:00Didn't Orson make you dinner?
35:02Oh, no.
35:03He's been over at Alma's.
35:05He's been there for a few hours now.
35:07No.
35:26What the hell is this?
35:29Oh, Pri.
35:30I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.
35:32I'm not as sorry as you are gonna be.
35:35Orson, get up.
35:36Leave him alone.
35:37He wants to be with me now.
35:39Orson, I have caught you cheating.
35:40At least have the courtesy to wake up.
35:43Oh, for God's sakes.
35:49Orson.
35:52Orson.
35:55What have you done to him?
35:56Nothing.
35:58You know, man.
35:59The minute it's over, wham, off to dreamland.
36:01He's not sleeping.
36:02He's out cold.
36:07Oh.
36:11Oh, I knew it.
36:12These are sleeping pals and these are...
36:17Oh, my God.
36:23You raped my husband.
36:25We made love.
36:27And when our baby's born, he's gonna come back to me.
36:30Baby?
36:30It's true.
36:31I could be expecting right now.
36:33Were you expecting this?
36:35Oh!
36:45Andrew!
36:46Andrew, I need you to come over here right away.
36:49And, um...
36:52Bring the wheel barrel.
36:57Toilet.
37:05Toilet.
37:15Hi.
37:19Hey, do you remember me?
37:23No, no, not really.
37:29But I know who you are.
37:32Okay, good.
37:41What you did, I'm really grateful.
37:45It's cool.
37:51So if you need anything else, I guess, just let me know.
38:01Well, I do need something.
38:05But it's not for me.
38:12So how you doing?
38:14You look terrific, really mature.
38:17Your mother would be proud.
38:20Thanks.
38:21I've really missed you a lot.
38:24And I'm sorry for...
38:27for everything.
38:29I hope you can forgive me.
38:31I want us to be friends.
38:34And that's the only reason you wanted to see me, right?
38:37So we could be friends?
38:39Yes.
38:40Okay.
38:42It's great.
38:44It's fine.
38:50Well, there is one other thing.
38:52Oh, yeah.
38:54It's just...
38:55Felicia Tillman faked her death.
38:57She's still out there.
38:58You and I, we both know that.
39:00If you gave or lent me some money, I could hire someone to track her down.
39:06And then I could get out of here and you and I could pick up where we left off.
39:12Okay.
39:15He asked me how I was doing.
39:17I'm actually doing great.
39:20I've got the hottest, most amazing girlfriend in the entire world and I am going to marry that woman.
39:25I'm going to buy her everything she wants.
39:30So, I've got to learn to say no when people ask me for money.
39:35Because I've got a future wife to think about.
39:39She's got really expensive taste.
39:46I mean, I do forgive you, though.
39:51Paul.
40:04Hey.
40:05Susan.
40:07Hey.
40:08You're back.
40:09Yeah.
40:09Zach Young posted my bail.
40:11But I'm guessing you had something to do with it.
40:15Maybe a little.
40:16Is there any way that I can thank you for everything you've done?
40:22Actually, yeah, there is.
40:24Good.
40:25Good.
40:25Just tell me.
40:29I can't see you anymore.
40:32I want you to understand it.
40:33It doesn't have anything to do with you.
40:34It's just...
40:45It's okay.
40:46It's okay.
40:46It's okay.
40:47It's okay.
40:47I think I get it.
40:56Well, I, uh...
40:58Let's probably go.
41:00Bye.
41:01Good luck with everything.
41:03Good luck to you and Ian.
41:07I'll see you soon.
41:16It's okay.
41:17Bye.
41:18Bye.
41:18Bye.
41:20Bye.
41:24Bye.
41:27Bye.
41:28Bye.
41:29Bye.
41:31Bye.
41:31Bye.
41:37Yes, it can happen so quickly.
41:40Life as we know it can change in the blink of an eye.
41:47Unlikely friendships can blossom.
41:54Important careers can be tossed aside.
42:01A long-lost hope can be rekindled.
42:06Still, we should be grateful for whatever changes life throws at us.
42:13Because all too soon, the day will come when there are no changes left.
42:58So many different things.
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