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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 1
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03I have another child, Lynette.
00:05You're the one that gave me permission, remember?
00:07Not to sleep with the woman who's carrying our child!
00:10For some, love will wither.
00:12Do I know you?
00:12Orson Hodge, Susan's dentist friend.
00:15While others will wait for love,
00:18for others, new love will bloom
00:26that may never arrive.
00:33Something awful happened on Lakeview Drive last year.
00:37To understand why, you need to know
00:40that when Alma Hodge awoke that morning,
00:43she had no idea this would be the day she'd leave her husband.
00:48Certainly it began normally enough.
00:50She put away the groceries per his instructions.
00:55She hung his dry cleaning exactly as he had requested.
01:01She folded the towels just as he had taught her.
01:06It was just before noon.
01:10Mama loves your baby.
01:12Does the baby love Mama?
01:14Mama!
01:14When something inside Alma broke,
01:18and she decided it was time to fly away.
01:23Of course, she knew better than to say this to her husband.
01:28He thought Alma was happy.
01:30And Orson Hodge did not like to be contradicted.
01:35So she waited till he left for work.
01:40And then...
01:46Mama's in the garbage.
01:47Mama!
01:48Oh!
01:49Oh!
01:54Oh!
01:55Oh!
02:00Baby, you gotta come down now!
02:02Mama's gonna hurry!
02:07If you don't get back in your cage right now, I'm going to have to leave you behind, please!
02:33The next day, Carolyn Bixby stopped by. And like most nosy neighbors, she knew you learned more if you didn't
02:42knock.
02:43Alma? Are you home?
02:50Carolyn?
02:52I was just looking for Alma. We had a coffee date this morning. She never showed.
02:57Uh, Alma left yesterday.
03:00Left?
03:02We had a bit of a row.
03:04Oh, Harvey and I thought we heard some raised voices. So, where'd she go?
03:10Don't know. I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure she's fine.
03:14Orson, no!
03:19Orson, no!
03:27So, if I hear from Alma, I'll let her know that you dropped by.
03:42Yes, Orson Hodge was a man who did not like to be contradicted.
03:49By anyone.
04:00It doesn't rain very often in the town of Fairview. But when it does, it pours.
04:09It was on just such a day that Brie Vandekamp went on her first date with her new friend, Orson
04:16Hodge.
04:16A date that ended with a kiss in the rain.
04:21This occurred just as Gabrielle Solis was conferring with her new divorce lawyer and describing in vivid detail her husband's
04:30affair with their maid, who also happened to be their surrogate.
04:38Meanwhile, Lynette Scava was busy meeting her husband's illegitimate daughter, while resisting the urge to strangle the girl's mother.
04:52This happened just after Susan Meyer learned Mike Delfino had been badly injured in a hit-and-run accident, and
05:01was now in a coma at Fairview Memorial Hospital.
05:05At that same moment, Edie Britt was putting up a for sale sign on the lawn of the house where
05:12I once lived.
05:15Edie had also planned to spruce up the property by washing down the driveway.
05:19But she was pleased to see the rain had already taken care of that.
05:26This is what rainy days are good for.
05:29They make everything clean again.
05:33Which is necessary on a street like Wisteria Lane.
05:38Where everything can get so messy.
06:01Welcome. Welcome.
06:03Oh, don't worry about the water. The floor's a laminating. Here's a flyer.
06:08And then the police found her severed fingers in the garage.
06:11Oh, no.
06:12And they never found Felicia's body.
06:14I wouldn't be surprised if someday you opened a cabinet.
06:17Hello.
06:18Karen, dear, have you seen the marble backsplash?
06:22Oh, I just must show it to you. Excuse us.
06:25What are you trying to do to the new backstabbing cow?
06:28They asked why the owner was selling. I told him that Paul Young was in jail.
06:32They asked why.
06:34Conversation has a flow.
06:36Well, knock it off.
06:37I've been trying to unload this house of horrors for months now, and you are not helping.
06:42Those are for potential buyers.
06:45Withered old mooch?
06:46Good luck trying to find one of those.
06:48Maybe I'll have an easier time with the Apple White House or that rec room in the basement.
06:52Get out.
06:53Get out.
06:54Get out. Get out. Get out.
06:57Phoebe, do you have a moment, please?
07:00Yes, yes, yes, yes.
07:06Settle down.
07:07Come on!
07:09Kayla ready yet?
07:11Just a sec.
07:12Honey, thank you for this.
07:13I know it's a little weird, I mean, to send out a family Christmas photo with your husband's love job,
07:18but it means a lot to her to feel included.
07:21No problem. She's a great little girl.
07:23Okay.
07:24Alright, let's do this.
07:26I'm just going to, um, check the focus.
07:32Nora!
07:34Lynette.
07:35Uh-huh. What are you doing there?
07:38Well, it's a family photo, right?
07:43Tom, could I, could I, could I check your tie again?
07:48She sat down so quickly, didn't know what to say.
07:50How about you're in the frame, bitch? Move.
07:54Lynette.
07:54No, I am sorry. How much of her crap do I have to put up with?
07:58First, it's little drop-bys. Then she's inviting herself to dinner three times a week.
08:02Now she wants to be in our Christmas photo. I'm sorry. No, that's not happening.
08:06Hey, guys. Don't fight. It's the holidays.
08:13Nora, this is just for our family. I would prefer if you weren't in it.
08:21Oh.
08:24Okay.
08:27Kayla, honey, we gotta go?
08:29They're kicking us out.
08:32We didn't say that Kayla couldn't be in the photo.
08:34Yeah, well, you know what? If I'm not your family, then she's not your family.
08:42It's okay. I don't have to be in the picture.
08:48Fine. Fine. No, absolutely fine.
08:52Put crazy at the end and we can crap her out later.
08:54Fair enough. Fair enough. Hey, everything's okay. It's okay. Come on, guys. Come on back.
09:00Thank you, Lynette. That's the Christmas spirit that I was looking for.
09:06Ten seconds.
09:12I think this is a little stiff. I have a really fun idea.
09:27Where are my crackers?
09:29We're out, but I got you a pickle.
09:33Pickles and soup? Who eats that?
09:36You know, that's all I got.
09:38Ever heard of a store?
09:46You did not just do that.
09:47I hate pickles.
09:48Pick it up.
09:50Doctors say I only get out of bed to pee.
09:53Better for baby.
09:55Remember?
10:03Don't go.
10:05I need you to rub my feet.
10:08They're sore.
10:09And doctors say...
10:11Oh, cut it out, Xiao Mei.
10:12The doctor didn't say anything about rubbing your chubby stumps.
10:14Rub them yourself.
10:17You treat me like dirt.
10:20Would you rather go live with Mr. Solis?
10:23In a dingy one-bedroom apartment with no air conditioning and no cable? Huh?
10:29No. I didn't think so.
10:32You are meanest person I know.
10:35I am THE meanest person.
10:37You've been in this country a year. Modify your nouns, damn it.
10:41What a bitch.
10:48I can't wait for you to pop out that baby.
10:51Because when you do, I am putting you on the first plane back to Shanghai.
10:55And you're gonna be on all fours in a rice patty before the epidural wears off.
11:00But you promised to get me an apartment in Chinatown.
11:04So I can work for my friend in restaurants, start a new life.
11:08Tell it to my Chinese friend.
11:10Sue me!
11:21You know, we do have people here in the hospital who could do that.
11:24But I like doing it.
11:25And I think Mike would want me to.
11:27Oops!
11:36So have you got the results of his latest MRI hit?
11:39I'm afraid there was no change.
11:40Oh.
11:41Well, how long until you can do another one?
11:44I don't want to tell you not to be optimistic, but...
11:47Look, I know it's been six months, but he could still come out of it, right?
11:50I saw on the news there was this woman in Peru.
11:52She woke up after ten years.
11:53There's a reason that made the news.
11:56You might think I'm naive, but I know he's coming back to me.
12:00Susan...
12:00Don't say it.
12:01You just keep doing your job and I'll keep doing it.
12:05Oops.
12:18That risotto was perfect.
12:21Just like you.
12:24Listen, I hope you saved room for dessert.
12:27I got us something special from a wonderful little bakery downtown.
12:31Oh.
12:34That is so adorable.
12:37But I don't think I could eat another bite.
12:39Here, let me take half.
12:45What do you say, Brie?
12:48Will you marry me?
12:54This is a little sudden, isn't it?
12:56We've only known each other six months, but I've loved you every minute of it.
13:03But if you don't share my feelings...
13:05No, no, um...
13:07I do.
13:09It's just that, um, I can't help being cautious since...
13:13Rex, I haven't been exactly lucky enough.
13:15I used to feel the same way.
13:18When Alma left me, I was shattered.
13:20But I realize now, it was the luckiest day of my life because it meant I was free when I
13:24met you.
13:28Luck can change, Brie.
13:31Let me change yours.
13:37Yes.
13:39Yes.
13:41Yes, I will marry you for soon.
13:44Yes.
13:46Yes.
13:54Yes.
14:03I'll be happy if you have any love.
14:03Yes.
14:03Yes.
14:03Yes.
14:10It's the first time to escape.
14:11Yes.
14:12Yes.
14:13Jane Hainsworth had been miserable ever since a tragic horseback riding accident had left
14:20his wife Jane in a coma.
14:23For the next three years, he shied away from all social contact because he wanted to be
14:30alone with his grief.
14:34Then one day he met Susan Meyer, who because of her own tragedy was just as miserable as
14:43he was, and a friendship slowly blossomed.
14:51Because as everyone knows, misery loves company, and Ian was loving this company more and more
15:02every day.
15:09One, two, three, oh, itch, itch, itch, itch, itch, oh, itch, itch, itch, itch.
15:15Did the nurses know you do this?
15:16Oh, hey!
15:17Um, you weren't supposed to see that.
15:19Well, clearly.
15:20You can buy my silence if you'll have coffee with me.
15:24Oh, I would love to, but I think I'm in a rush here.
15:26I'm supposed to meet my girlfriends for lunch at one?
15:28Is it one yet?
15:29Well, you tell me.
15:31I notice you're always rushing into the hall to check the time, so I, um, well, I bought
15:35you this.
15:36Oh.
15:38Wow.
15:40Um, I, I, I can't accept this.
15:42This is too extravagant.
15:43Oh, no, it's nothing.
15:44There's a guy in the sidewalk who had a bunch of them laid out in a blanket.
15:47If you look closely, it says Folex.
15:51Still, I...
15:52Please.
15:53It would make me so happy if you took it.
15:57Well, in that case, thank you for my cheap knockoff.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:02I'm late.
16:18Hi.
16:18Hi.
16:18Hi, hi, hi.
16:19Hi.
16:19I'm so sorry.
16:20I'm late.
16:21No, that's fine.
16:23Wow.
16:24White gloves.
16:24What, are we having luncheon in the 1880s?
16:26Yeah.
16:26Ah.
16:27Well, it's a very elegant club.
16:29You know, Orson's been a member here for years.
16:31It'll be even nicer when they finish the construction.
16:34So you were very mysterious on the phone.
16:36Why did you want to have lunch?
16:37Well, um, I wanted to invite you to a dinner that Orson and I are having this Saturday.
16:42So you asked us to a meal to announce another meal?
16:45That's so free of you.
16:48What's the occasion?
16:49Oh, um, no occasion.
16:51Just a little get together.
16:53What are you being so coy about?
16:54I'm not being coy.
16:56She said coyly.
16:58If you don't tell us, we're not coming.
17:02Oh, all right.
17:04I wanted to wait and make a proper announcement, but Orson and I are engaged.
17:11Oh, my gosh.
17:12Oh, let me see.
17:14Wow.
17:14Oh.
17:15You move fast.
17:16I know it's quick, but it just feels so right.
17:19Orson is just the most warm, wonderful, generous man.
17:25Oh, generous.
17:26That means he's good in the sack.
17:28Actually, uh, no, we haven't had sex yet.
17:31We're waiting until we get married.
17:41Oh, my God.
17:41You're serious?
17:44No sex at all?
17:45Not even...
17:47Whatever you're alluding to, no.
17:49But you're going to get married.
17:51You wouldn't buy a car without at least taking it for a little test drive.
17:56It's not like you've never slept with a guy you weren't married to.
17:59True.
18:00I have in the past given myself away too freely.
18:03How charming of you to bring that up while I'm announcing my engagement.
18:05But I like to think that I have learned from my mistakes.
18:08So the dinner is at eight o'clock, and when we make the announcement, please, everybody
18:13looks surprised.
18:15No, don't worry.
18:16I'm just going to replay the look I had when I found out you hadn't banged him yet.
18:28Hey, sexy mama.
18:30That's cute.
18:31So you invited Kayla to Parker's birthday party, right?
18:34Of course.
18:35And?
18:36And?
18:37What did you tell Nora?
18:39I told her that we were picking up Kayla for a quiet afternoon at home.
18:44You lied?
18:45Yeah.
18:45You're damn straight I lied.
18:46I will not have that lunatic ruining one more family gathering.
18:49But Kayla's going to, you know, tell Nora that we had a party.
18:53And I'm just afraid that Nora's going to blow a gasket.
18:59What?
19:00So what are you saying?
19:01You're more afraid of Nora than you are of me?
19:04Is that what you think I meant?
19:05Because that's still not what I meant.
19:09You scared the hell out of me, baby.
19:18The coffee machine was broken, so I got us a couple of smoothies.
19:21They had strawberry and strawberry.
19:22Well, I hate strawberries, so give me the strawberry.
19:31Hi, Jane.
19:32Nothing, nothing against smoothies, but I wouldn't mind having some real food sometime.
19:37Maybe we could go to a restaurant.
19:39You mean like outside the hospital?
19:41Yeah, you know, like a date.
19:43A date?
19:45Yeah, there's a lovely little bistro down the street.
19:48I'm sorry.
19:49Really?
19:51Well, that sounds just...
19:54That sounds great.
19:57I mean, I hope that's okay.
19:58Yeah?
20:01Um...
20:05So, I was, um...
20:06I was thinking about how that sounded just now.
20:08The, uh...
20:09The date thing.
20:10It really sprang it on you out of nowhere.
20:12Yes, you did.
20:20Jane looked cold.
20:23Oh.
20:25Thanks.
20:26Look, we're, um...
20:28We're both in difficult situations.
20:30I've been in mine a lot longer than you have.
20:32So, uh...
20:33If you're not ready, I understand.
20:35If you ever should be, uh, let...
20:38Let me know.
20:40All right.
20:42Uh, I am really hungry.
20:44Well, then let's, um...
20:46Let's go to the blood bank and swipe some...
20:48Some sugar cookies.
20:53Oh, um...
20:53You might want to give Jane a sponge bath,
20:56because she had a little...
20:57Accident.
21:11Hello?
21:12Hey, Lynette.
21:13It's me.
21:14Hey, Mom!
21:19Are you having a party?
21:21Shh!
21:21Shh!
21:22Quiet!
21:22Quiet!
21:23No!
21:24Shh!
21:24Yeah, no, no.
21:25Of course not.
21:26In fact, we're just having a...
21:28Quiet afternoon at home.
21:30Um...
21:31The kids are so bored.
21:32Tom and I were thinking of taking them out for ice cream.
21:35Well, would you tell Kayla that Mommy called?
21:38To check on her?
21:39Oh, I will.
21:40I will.
21:41And I'll see you tonight.
21:42Okay.
21:43Bye.
21:46You think she bought it?
21:47No, I think she'll be over here in ten minutes.
21:51Okay!
21:52Let's move!
21:53Let's move!
21:53I've got ten bucks here for the kid who can carry the most stuff!
21:56Okay?
21:59Hey, Gabby!
22:00It's Lynette.
22:01Got a little emergency here.
22:02Is it okay if we use your backyard?
22:05Great!
22:06Great!
22:07And we take complete responsibility for whatever the pony does.
22:12Hope you get this message soon.
22:14Oh!
22:18My only concern would be the neighborhood.
22:20We really need a quiet place for our retirement.
22:24Oh!
22:24Are you kidding?
22:25There's no place in Fairview that's more peaceful.
22:28We're there!
22:30We're there!
22:31We're there!
22:31We're there!
22:31Come on!
22:32Come on!
22:33We're there!
22:35Let me show you the media room.
22:38Okay.
22:38Go on in.
22:39Put the balloons.
22:41Let's do it.
22:42All right.
22:43Okay.
22:44All right.
22:44That's it.
22:45Everybody's in.
22:46Where's the cake?
22:49Where's the cake?
22:50Beep!
22:55Yoo-hoo!
22:58Anybody home?
23:05Hello?
23:05Hey, Nora!
23:07Wow!
23:08We weren't expecting you until seven.
23:11So where's Kayla?
23:12I thought I told you Tom took the kids to the movies.
23:15Uh-uh.
23:17You said ice cream.
23:20Uh-huh.
23:21After the movies.
23:22Movies, then ice cream, in American tradition.
23:26So is something wrong?
23:32To be honest, I thought that you were lying and having a party.
23:36Oh!
23:37I guess I was wrong.
23:38Oh.
23:39Apology accepted.
23:40Want me to walk you to your car?
23:48Where did everybody go?
23:53Nora, look, I am sorry I lied.
23:55But, you know, you gave me no choice.
23:57It's-
23:57Lynette, I want my daughter.
24:00Where's the damn party?
24:03No.
24:03I'm not telling.
24:04Where's the party?
24:20No!
24:21No, no!
24:22You want it and you're gonna have to go through me.
24:23I want my kid, Lynette.
24:26Kayla!
24:27Kayla, come out here now!
24:30What is going on?
24:31Well, first you have a party and you don't invite me.
24:35And then you lie about it.
24:37So now, we're leaving.
24:40Wait a minute.
24:40Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Kayla.
24:44I'm sorry.
24:45We're s-we're sorry.
24:47We-we shouldn't have done that.
24:49But, look, Kayla is having such a good time.
24:52Why don't we all just come on in and have some cake and we can just-
24:54Lynette, Lynette.
24:55We can just-
24:56Have fun.
24:57Could you excuse me for one second?
24:59Lynette.
25:02Okay.
25:02Okay, I know.
25:03But what else could I do?
25:05I'm just thinking of Kayla.
25:06I know you are, Tom, and I know you love her.
25:09Why else do you think I'm willing to put up with all this for six months?
25:13Why do you think I'm willing to say to my college roommates,
25:15Yes, that's my husband's love child and her mother in our Christmas picture.
25:18Because I am your wife.
25:21You always come first with me.
25:26Do I still come first with you?
25:36I guess I'll see you later, Nora.
25:38Well, I'm taking Kayla.
25:41Well, that's a shame.
25:43I've got to go hoist a pinata.
25:47Mommy, they have a pinata.
25:58Fine!
26:00I'll be back at seven.
26:02But there had better be a corner piece of cake waiting for me.
26:09Come on, Kayla.
26:10Go have some fun.
26:11Go have some.
26:20Thank you for that.
26:22Sure.
26:23I'll be back in 20 minutes.
26:25Can I go buy a pinata?
26:27Sure am.
26:34Xiaomei?
26:36Come on out.
26:37I have your lunch.
26:41Xiaomei, your favorite soap is on.
26:44There's a doctor fondling a patient in the operating table.
26:48You're missing it.
26:50Xiaomei?
26:55Xiaomei?
27:11Hey, quick question. Have you, by any chance, seen Xiaomei?
27:16I can't believe you lost our baby.
27:18We're not lose our baby. Stop saying that.
27:21We know exactly where it is.
27:22Inside some crazy Chinese woman,
27:24who also stole half a chicken from my fridge.
27:35Hi. Hi. Li Wang. Right?
27:38Remember me? Xiaomei lives with me.
27:41You came over. We had lunch.
27:42You've got some nerve showing your face here.
27:44Get up.
27:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:46Hey, what happened to that famous Chinese hospitality?
27:49Xiaomei called me.
27:50She said you threatened to send her back to China
27:52to work as a slave in a rice paddy.
27:57I... I may have mentioned deportation,
28:00but I didn't think she'd take it personally.
28:02Are you crazy?
28:03It was banter.
28:05I mean, has this country come to the point
28:07where you can't joke with the help?
28:10You treat Xiaomei like dirt.
28:11She's just the poor, innocent girl
28:13trying to live the American dream,
28:15just like your ancestors.
28:17Oh, don't give me that we are the world crap.
28:20That woman's uterus is harboring a stolen baby.
28:23So if you know where she is, you better start talking.
28:25Or else I'm gonna get the health department down here
28:27and take a closer look at what you're serving as Mooshu pork.
28:36Boy, those people just don't have a sense of humor, do they?
28:40I'm telling you, at this number, it's not gonna last long.
28:43Well, we liked the neighborhood,
28:44but we've heard that some odd things have gone on with this house.
28:48Complete fabrication.
28:49Malicious lies spread by jealous competitors.
28:52Now you've got to check out the storage.
28:54You're not gonna believe what you can put in here.
29:01And now the media room.
29:04Wow, you certainly devoured that ice cream.
29:07Can I get you anything else?
29:09You tell me.
29:12Orson.
29:17I thought we...
29:19Orson.
29:19Mm-hmm.
29:20I just assumed, now that we're engaged.
29:22Does that change our core values?
29:25No.
29:27But when I saw you standing in front of the freezer
29:29in a clingy silk dress, let's just say, well, we challenged them.
29:33Well, I thought we agreed.
29:35We wanted our wedding night to be perfect.
29:37Yes.
29:38Actors want opening night to be perfect.
29:39That's why they rehearse.
29:40Hmm.
29:42It'll be better this way.
29:45Now, can I get you some more ice cream?
29:49Not in that dress.
29:51Not in that dress.
30:17I...
30:19I...
30:20Ian, you know?
30:21From across the hall.
30:23You met him.
30:26Anyway.
30:28He sort of asked me out.
30:32On a date.
30:35I know you're thrown.
30:37I was thrown, too.
30:39But he's really nice, and...
30:44I could sort of use someone to talk to.
30:50Who also talks back.
30:58The thing is, I'm sort of lonely.
31:04And the past six months have been really hard on me.
31:09So what I need is, I...
31:14I need to know if it's okay with you if I go out with him.
31:21Because if it's not, I won't.
31:24In fact, I'd like nothing better than for you to just wake up right now and tell me not to
31:28go out with him.
31:29Just wake up and tell me.
31:32Wake up.
31:33Please.
31:38Come here.
31:41All right.
31:46I'll see you tomorrow.
31:50I love you.
32:01It is really just dinner.
32:06Okay.
32:17I'm just dropping off Carlos and then I'll be by to pick her up.
32:20Okay, thanks, Edie.
32:24Chame is fine.
32:26Crisis averted.
32:27No harm, no foul.
32:28How can you say that?
32:29You endangered the life of our baby today.
32:31Don't you dare give me that attitude.
32:34You have no idea what I've been going through these past six months.
32:37Here we go.
32:38I have had to wait hand and foot on your mistress.
32:41I mean, imagine if the day after you found out about John Rowland you had to make his lunch and
32:45rub his feet.
32:46You know, John Rowland wasn't carrying our kid.
32:48Forgive me for being concerned about our surrogate.
32:52Chame is going to be fine.
32:55Once that baby comes, her slate is wiped clean.
32:57She's going to walk away, go off and live her American dream.
33:01Me?
33:02I'm going to be stuck.
33:02A single mother raising a child alone.
33:06Haggling with lawyers on who gets the kid at Christmas.
33:11My American dream is officially dead.
33:17I'm sorry.
33:23Just so you know, my dream isn't a...
33:32Okay, so we will see you Saturday.
33:35And please pretend to be surprised.
33:38Bye.
33:40Told someone else?
33:42Breathe.
33:43I thought the whole point of the party was to announce our engagement.
33:45I just can't help it.
33:47I like telling people.
33:49It makes me feel...
33:51I don't know.
33:52It makes me feel like I'm starting over.
33:54It feels good.
33:55It feels good to me, too, though.
33:57Hmm.
33:59Ah, no hands, see?
34:02Hmm.
34:05Hmm.
34:07You don't have to wash those.
34:09I already did them.
34:10Oh, I found some streaks.
34:12So I'm wiping them down with undiluted red wine vinegar.
34:17I've never heard of that.
34:19Oh, sure.
34:21For tougher spots, I use a 50-50 mix of denatured alcohol and water.
34:28Remember those really intractable stains?
34:31I mean, we're talking shower doors.
34:34I wipe on lacquer thinner with a towel.
34:42Vri?
34:44Ah.
34:45Vri?
34:48Ah.
34:54Ugh.
34:57Ugh.
35:01Oh,..
35:02Oh.
35:03Huh.
35:06Oh.
35:10Oh.
35:12Excuse me?
35:13Hmm?
35:14Did you lose something?
35:16No.
35:17I just thought, for you.
35:21Oh, um, I don't do that.
35:24Why not?
35:26I'm a Republican.
35:28I'm a Libertarian.
35:29I believe in minimizing the role of the state and maximizing individual rights.
35:33But Orson...
35:36Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
35:56Oh, no.
35:58What?
35:59You didn't just crack that veneer again, did you?
36:01I have to go.
36:03Go?
36:05Go where?
36:08And then it was like something inside ruptured.
36:10Well, not so much a rupture as a spasm.
36:14Waves of this hot, clutching.
36:17I think I might have had a small stroke.
36:20How severe were the pains?
36:21Well, that's the odd thing.
36:23I mean, there was no pain, per se.
36:24In fact, it wasn't entirely unpleasant.
36:28What were you doing at the time?
36:32I was, uh, with my fiancé.
36:34We were lying down.
36:37Resting.
36:38I'm going to take a wild swing here.
36:40Were you having sex?
36:43Sort of.
36:45Miss Vanderkamp, I think you may have had an orgasm.
36:49No, no, no.
36:50I've had orgasms before.
36:52How would you describe them?
36:53Oh, you know, that warm sensation, that tingling feeling of relief when it's over.
36:58No, no, this was much...
37:00Better?
37:02Yes.
37:02That's because it was an orgasm.
37:08Oh.
37:10Oh, my darling.
37:30Oh, my God.
37:32Oh, my God.
37:36Oh.
37:38Oh.
37:40Oh.
37:50Hi, can I help you?
37:52Are you Bree Bandicamp?
37:54Yes, and you are?
37:56Carolyn Bigspeed.
37:57I was Orson's neighbor.
37:59Oh, well, come on in.
38:01Let's dry you off and get you a drink.
38:05I didn't come here to celebrate.
38:09Carolyn.
38:10Carolyn, engaged again.
38:11That was quick work.
38:15Does she know you killed your wife?
38:20My wife left me.
38:23And no one ever heard from her again.
38:25Not me, not her family.
38:28Just dropped off the face of the earth.
38:35Orson, what is she talking about?
38:37Didn't tell you that part, did he?
38:38All right, Carolyn, you've made your little seat.
38:40You keep your hands off me.
38:44Don't let him fool you.
38:45Get away from him now while you can.
38:52Please leave my house.
38:54What?
38:55Be a fool.
38:56Marry him.
38:58Just don't be surprised when you go missing, Jim.
39:20I'm sorry you had to endure that.
39:27Your wife disappeared?
39:32I tried to find her.
39:35Her family claimed not to have heard from her.
39:39Personally, I think she was just trying to punish me.
39:45So, are you still married?
39:47No.
39:48I was granted a divorce on grounds of abandonment.
39:54Bree.
39:57You can't possibly think that...
39:59No, of course not.
40:00No, of course not.
40:05I love you.
40:07And I love you.
40:13Of course.
40:15My hand.
40:32I don't know what to mention.
40:33I'm sure he's been in France.
40:44The buffet is open.
40:48Free.
40:56Let's just keep going.
40:58This is gorgeous.
40:59This is gorgeous.
41:01This is gorgeous.
41:01This is gorgeous.
41:02This is gorgeous.
41:02This is gorgeous.
41:03This is gorgeous.
41:08This is gorgeous.
41:09This is gorgeous.
41:10This is gorgeous.
41:13This is gorgeous.
41:15Every storm brings with it hope that somehow by morning, everything will be made clean again.
41:24And even the most troubling stains will have disappeared.
41:29Like the doubts over his innocence.
41:35Because the time he is Bunnings is a wonderful guy.
41:36For the consequence of his mistake.
41:43Like the scars of his betrayal, or the memory of his kiss.
42:00So we wait for the storm to pass, hoping for the best.
42:09Even though we know in our hearts, some stains are so indelible, nothing can wash them away.
42:54We'll see you next time.
43:08We'll see you next time.
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