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00:03As I said, it's a good one.
00:06You can't.
00:07I'm a good one.
00:11I'm a good one.
00:12I'm a good one.
00:15I'm a good one.
00:24I'm a good one.
00:29Alright.
00:45Yikes, I'm a little bit too.
00:46I'm gonna lose my level.
00:46I have to go.
00:46I can't do it.
00:47I'm gonna lose my level.
00:48I'm gonna lose my level.
00:49That's pretty good.
00:51I'm gonna lose my level.
01:02Where is that stinking letter?
01:06Scratch? Grounder?
01:07I'm expecting a letter from Throbbing Screech saying I'm on his TV show.
01:12Where is my mail?
01:14Coming, your mustachiness. Coming!
01:18Hey, I should be the one to bring it.
01:20I mugged a mailman.
01:22Yeah, but I stole all his mail.
01:25Just hurry up. This time I know I'll get on Lifestyles of the Very Good.
01:30I'm going to be a TV star.
01:32I have the letter.
01:34But why should Throbbing watch you on his show?
01:36He usually gets interesting people.
01:39I'm interesting? I'm fascinating. Scintillating even.
01:44Right?
01:44Oh, yeah. I forgot.
01:48Here you go, you sizable mess.
01:50Dr. Robotnik, I've got it for you. No one else. Me.
01:54I'll get it myself.
01:57Oh, it's from the show. It's from the show. I'm going to be on TV.
02:02What?
02:03You want to be on my show?
02:06The answer is no, no, no.
02:08Maybe.
02:10Nope. Never.
02:11Love, Throbbing Screech. Lifestyles of the Very Good.
02:15Dr. Robotnik!
02:16Drubbing Screech is on!
02:17It's showtime!
02:20Silence! We're not watching his show. We hate his show.
02:25No, we don't. It's our very favorite.
02:28We'd rather watch reruns of Bart the Barty Bumblebee any day.
02:36I don't feel so good.
02:38Now that's what I call educational TV.
02:42Oh, right. I can't stand it.
02:45I have to see who Screech could have possibly picked instead of me.
02:55Greetings to most of you, ladies and gentlemen.
02:58Today on Lifestyles of the Very Good, it's Sonic the Hedgehog.
03:02Yay!
03:03Good, Sonic!
03:04Good, Sonic!
03:05As a rule, you're all way past cool.
03:08Sonic the Hedgehog?
03:10That's supposed to be my show.
03:13Ah!
03:14We followed Sonic around for a week with our cameras,
03:18and this is what we saw.
03:32Just goes to show you, speed always beats stupidity.
03:37Shall we see another audience?
03:39Yeah!
03:42Enough! I've had enough!
03:45He was talking about us. He's in big trouble.
03:49Oh, Sonic's in monstrous trouble,
03:51and I'll show Robin Screech a real personality, mine.
03:56I'm gonna catch Sonic right on his show,
03:59and all of Mobius will see it.
04:10Morning. Sleep well?
04:12Pretty well, thanks. You?
04:14Not bad, considering.
04:17Ready, go!
04:19Get out of my way!
04:23Robin Screech is coming here to film me.
04:26Why would Robin Screech want you on his show,
04:29your miserableness?
04:31He thinks you're an egg-belly slo-mo.
04:33He wants me because I am provocative and fascinating.
04:38That's two great things.
04:40Not one great thing and an okay thing,
04:42or one good thing and a so-so thing.
04:45It's two great things.
04:47Hmm.
04:48There must be some other reason.
04:50Okay, well...
04:54I kidnapped Throbbing Screech's niece.
04:57That's the ticket!
04:58Now Screech will have to let you on his show.
05:01Screech comes here, sees the niece, boom!
05:04You're on his show!
05:05You trapped Sonic on national TV, boom!
05:08Mobius is yours!
05:09To recap, boom boom, you're done!
05:11You are an evil genius, Dr. Robotnik.
05:15And finally everyone will know it!
05:17If I'm lucky, it'll lead to a late-night talk show,
05:20or even better, an infomercial.
05:23And how are you feeling today?
05:26You want to know how I feel?
05:29I'll show you how I feel!
05:34I just love kids.
05:37Give me back my niece!
05:40Not until I go on your show!
05:43Utterly ridiculous!
05:44You're not going on my show!
05:47Oh, yes I am!
05:48Look at my monitor!
05:50Hi, Uncle Throbin!
05:51Love your show!
05:52Mom says hi!
05:53It's awful hot in here!
05:55Now what do you say, Throbin?
05:57Goodbye, niece!
05:59Oh, hello, Robotnik!
06:01Would it be all that wrong to let my niece be dipped in lava
06:05just to keep you off my show?
06:07I won't just dip her, I'll dunk her!
06:10Slam dunk!
06:11Two-handed reverse!
06:13All right, I'll do it!
06:16Scratch!
06:17Grounder!
06:18You hear that?
06:19I made it!
06:20I'm on TV!
06:22I'll get my crew!
06:23You'll use mine!
06:25Remember, I have complete creative control now!
06:29No!
06:31Yes!
06:32Okay.
06:34Ratchet!
06:34Pounder!
06:35Get the camera!
06:37That's Scratch and Grounder!
06:39Yeah, whatever.
06:41Let's get started.
06:42That's the spirit!
06:47I can't wait to check out Throbin' Screech's show today.
06:51Of course, it can't be as good as yesterday when I was on.
06:55Where is that husky madman?
06:58Robotnik to the set!
07:00Robotnik to the set!
07:02Robotnik to the set!
07:03Robot...
07:05So, how do I look?
07:07Ooh!
07:08Did you know you have a dead cat on your head?
07:10I look fantastic and you know it!
07:12Okay, Screech!
07:13Lights!
07:14Camera!
07:16Robotnik!
07:16I may become ill here!
07:21Life battles of the sick and twisted?
07:23What's that?
07:25What's going on?
07:26Today we have the worst, most disgusting guest of all time!
07:31Is your niece fond of lava, Screech?
07:34That's Robotnik's voice!
07:36I meant to say that today we have the, um...
07:39One-of-a-kind Dr. Robotnik.
07:44Thank you, Throbin!
07:46Don't you just love your new show?
07:48Uh, my new show!
07:50Lifestyles of the sick and twisted!
07:53Robotnik is cruising for some losing!
07:56Typical!
07:57My full name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik.
08:01Not that anyone's ever asked.
08:03Well, Ivo...
08:04You can call me the Distinguished Dr. Robotnik.
08:09Don't bet on it!
08:10So, uh, what are you up to now?
08:12Catching Sonic the Hedgehog!
08:15Have you ever caught him?
08:16Caught, uh, yes.
08:19Kept, technically no.
08:21Does that bother you?
08:23Not at all!
08:24But now, today, he's mine for good!
08:27Right here on national TV, I will catch Sonic and be rid of him forever!
08:32Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
08:37-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
08:42-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
08:43-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
08:45-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
08:45-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
09:01evaporator slash sonic smasher.
09:04It even has a cup holder for those long drives.
09:21I know that, Rick.
09:23Let's go, Tails.
09:24We're up, over, and gone.
09:27I just love how he does that.
09:29Coming, Sonic. Right behind you.
09:32Well, not right behind you.
09:34No one is ever right behind you.
09:38Why are we hiding behind a cloud, Dr. Robotnik?
09:41We're setting a trap for Sonic.
09:43He'll be here in seconds to save the fish.
09:46He's a sucker for anyone in trouble.
09:48You've never caught him before.
09:51Why should this time be any different?
09:53Forget the past.
09:55This trap is so great it has two parts.
09:58Check out part one.
10:05Hello, my fine fishy friends. Take these for now.
10:09That'll hold you till I can fill up the lake.
10:11All I gotta do is figure a way to do that.
10:14What are you gonna do, Sonic?
10:18Live fast, think fast, and fast.
10:22The least I deserve from that despicable creature
10:25is a little cooperation.
10:27Wait, there he is again.
10:31Tails, I forgot to tell you.
10:32Stay here. I'll be right back.
10:35See ya.
10:38That hedgehog never stays still.
10:41If I can't get Sonic, I'll grab his little buddy.
10:45Then, when Sonic comes to save him, the hedgehog will be mine.
10:53Hey, that's me on this little TV.
10:56Uh-oh.
10:58Help!
11:00There you have it, folks.
11:02Will Sonic save the fish?
11:04Will Sonic save Tails?
11:06Will Robotnik take over?
11:08Will I get such high ratings that I'll keep Robotnik on my show?
11:12Will I keep asking such annoying questions?
11:14Stay tuned!
11:25One supersonic meltdown coming down.
11:40Hey, Tails. How's that for fast?
11:44Tails?
11:46Tails?
11:48Tails?
11:51Tails!
11:52This means more Robotnik.
11:55Or at least one heck of a battle.
11:59So, Tailsy, what would you rather have?
12:02Lava boiling your feet?
12:04Or lava boiling your feet?
12:06Tell me your choice, you two-tailed little brat.
12:12I was talking to Tails.
12:15Save your breath, Robotnik.
12:17Sonic's gonna rescue us.
12:19You're wrong, you two-tailed troublemaker.
12:22Sonic will show up, but he won't save you.
12:25Sonic won't save anyone ever again!
12:30Once everyone sees me catch Sonic on worldwide TV, the planet is mine!
12:42Surprise, surprise. Look who's here.
12:46Let everyone go, Robotnik, and do it fast!
12:50I'm waiting!
12:53Dream on, Hedgehog!
12:55Scratch!
12:56Grounder!
12:57Take him prisoner!
13:01It really doesn't matter if you defeat my ridiculous robots.
13:09Why that?
13:12Because...
13:13Look at this.
13:16Sonic!
13:20Sonic!
13:20Please, Sonic, ignore them!
13:22Keep fighting!
13:23The audience loves it!
13:25I'm sick of a show about good people!
13:27Bad people are much more interesting!
13:30We love it!
13:34You're unbelievable!
13:35Selling out your niece like that?
13:38Hey, that's showbiz!
13:40Sorry, Throb, but my buddy Tails is too important to me.
13:44Robotnik, there's no way you can catch me.
13:46So if I give myself up, will you let the niece and Tails go?
13:50If I give up Tails and Screech's niece, you'll surrender?
13:55We're talking two for one. Deal?
13:58Deal.
13:59Okay, Dr. Jerk-Nick-Nick, I'm yours.
14:04Oh, and that deal we talked about, it's off!
14:08I changed my mind!
14:09It's a three for none!
14:12Tails and the niece?
14:13No!
14:16I'm keeping you, Tails and my niece!
14:19Not a smart move, Robotnik!
14:22You know, Throbbin, I think everyone will watch my show tonight.
14:26I'm broadcasting the end of Sonic!
14:31Sonic, this is your final hour.
14:35Hour and a half tops.
14:36Do you have a last request?
14:38I request...
14:40a good makeup person.
14:42A makeup person?
14:44Yep, the best one in Mobius.
14:48You don't want a chili dog or a baseball card or a candy bar?
14:51You want a makeup person?
14:53If I'm going out on national TV, I want to be styling.
15:04You're not my makeup person.
15:06You're not even a person.
15:08Just shut your trap and watch this!
15:10Robotnik's orders!
15:15Greetings, Mobians!
15:16We're back with Lifestyles of Robotnik Only.
15:20Tonight, we say goodbye forever to that goody two-shoes, Sonic.
15:26And you get a great recipe for cherry egg pudding.
15:33Don't worry, Tails.
15:34I have a plan.
15:35That's good.
15:36But will I miss the pudding recipe?
15:38Before I send Sonic away, I'd like to sing.
15:42I know all of Mobius has been dying for me to sing.
15:48If they weren't dying before, this is really going to kill them.
15:55Oh, Sonic is in my dungeon.
15:57This TV show stars just me.
16:00Now I can do some really bad stuff while Sonic watches helplessly.
16:05After I do some bad stuff, I'm certain I'll do some more.
16:14Then I'm going to blow away Sonic like a tiny useless boar.
16:21Sonic, I can't handle this.
16:23We've got to do something.
16:26Chill, little buddy.
16:27Remember, I always have a plan.
16:30And now, some of my favorite show tunes.
16:34Hurry!
16:35I can't take any more of Robotnik's singing.
16:41All right, Sonic.
16:42Here's your makeup person.
16:44Too bad she didn't use some makeup on herself.
16:49Ugly!
16:50Hi!
16:52I'm Hecuba, the makeup person.
16:54I know, I know.
16:56Don't say it.
16:57Why don't I practice on myself?
16:59I hear it all the time.
17:04Okay.
17:05Hit it, Hecuba.
17:15The makeup person is a locksmith?
17:18Hey! Showbiz isn't a sure thing.
17:22It pays to have a backup skill.
17:25Besides, my face sure won't open any doors.
17:35Great job, Hecuba.
17:37Now do yourself.
17:42Okay, Hec.
17:42Let's get you in these chains.
17:48I sure appreciate your help.
17:50Okay, Tails and Denise, I'll unlock you.
17:53But pretend you're still locked up until they take Hec and me away.
18:01Shhh!
18:02Act normal.
18:09Let's go, Sonic.
18:11Come on, makeup lady.
18:12Grab your puff pads and let's go.
18:22Greetings, Mobians.
18:23I am pleased to introduce my next guest.
18:26Ladies and gentlemen, Sonic the Hedgehog.
18:33Finally, Sonic in Chains.
18:35I'm so happy I could pinch you.
18:38I think I will.
18:45What is this?
18:48Oh, I know.
18:49It's a nose, Dr. Robotnik.
18:54I know it's a nose, but why do I have it?
18:58Because?
18:59You shouldn't force things?
19:00And you did?
19:01And it came off?
19:02You take it.
19:10Sonic?
19:11Is that you?
19:13It is you.
19:15You are really smart.
19:17For a double dealing egg belly slo-mo.
19:26That's not gonna be enough, Sonic.
19:28I still have the niece and your little tails.
19:32Guess again, Eggman.
19:36Grounder, is the camera still on?
19:38It's on.
19:40Don't answer him, you fool.
19:42Now he tells me.
19:46Smile, loser, and listen up.
19:49Since we're on national TV, say, Sonic is my hero.
19:54Never!
19:55In a million years!
19:58Sonic is not entirely ugly.
20:02Say it!
20:03Sonic always wins, but...
20:07Not good enough.
20:08But I never try my hardest.
20:10Okay, okay.
20:12Sonic is good and sometimes the word very comes to mind.
20:17We're done.
20:18There you have it, Mobians.
20:20Sonic extends his undefeated streak and Robotnik,
20:23well, he's still an egg belly slo-mo.
20:26Best of all, I have my show back.
20:28I mean, my niece back.
20:30Join us next week on Lifestyles of the Sick and...
20:33They're lifestyles of the very good.
20:36Ta-ta!
20:38Great show!
20:43I hate that hedgehog.
20:48The only good thing about robotics singing is...
21:01This nasty playground vandalism will get us on Lifestyles of the Sick and Twisted for sure!
21:09Yeah, we'll be stars!
21:12Now, for Lifestyles of the Very Stupid, starring Scratch and Grounder.
21:18Stupid!
21:20Right. Vandalism is very stupid.
21:24And it's against the law.
21:56Cookie Jar!
21:58Cookie Jar!
22:00Cookie Jar!
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