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01:20Who are you? What do you want?
01:22I'm Six-Gun Pete, and I'm calling you, Sheriff.
01:32Yoo-hoo! Whoa!
01:35Bushel of carrots a day.
01:37Ain't enough to get shot for.
01:39Come on, giddy-up.
01:44Anyone wanna put it on?
01:50No.
01:52Guess that makes me law in this town.
01:59What are we stopping for, Sonic?
02:01Check it out, Scout. Tranquil Gulch.
02:04Now that's the kind of town I've been looking for.
02:07It is?
02:13After months of stopping robotic,
02:16fighting for truth, justice, and the hedgehog way,
02:18it's time to kick back and relax.
02:20Come on, partner.
02:29What'll it be, boys?
02:31Couple of chili dogs and a beer. Root beer, that is.
02:35Double that. I'm Miss Pawsome.
02:37Welcome to my saloon, Mr. Uh...
02:40Hedgehog, but you can call me Sonic.
02:42Better yet, you can call me anytime.
02:45Hey! Thought I told you this here town was mine!
02:53All I need is one gun to get you, hedgehog.
02:57Oh, yeah? Well, I bet I can outdraw you.
03:00Ha! You don't even have a gun.
03:03Don't need one.
03:05Draw!
03:09Way to go, Sonic. You blew him away.
03:26How did you do that?
03:28It's easy when you're the fastest in the west.
03:30Not to mention the east, north, and south.
03:33I'm Mayor Chestnut, son.
03:35How'd you like to be the next sheriff of Tranquil Gulch?
03:38Sheriff? Me?
03:41No, thanks. We're just passing through.
03:43Come on, Tails. Time to juice.
03:45But, Sonic, being sheriff would be way cool.
03:48I could be your deputy. Pow! Pow!
03:52Got him.
03:53Sorry, it's impossible.
03:55It'll just be till we can find a permanent sheriff.
03:59Not even the little old Miss Possum?
04:03Well...
04:03I knew we could count on you, Sheriff Sonic!
04:18Now the Tranquil Gulch is mine!
04:21It won't be long before I transform it into...
04:25Gambler's Gulch!
04:26The biggest casino on Mobius!
04:29With 99% of the profits skimmed off the top for me!
04:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
04:37And let's compete!
04:41Oh!
04:42What are you doing back here?
04:45What's the matter? Can't you talk?
04:48In that case, draw!
04:51Ah!
04:55I meant draw with a pencil!
04:59Not the gun, you nitwit!
05:06Sonic!
05:07So, that rotten, running rodent is trying to spoil my plans, is he?
05:13Scratch! Grounder!
05:15Go to Tranquil Gulch and see that that hedgehog gets a one-way ticket to Boot Hill!
05:21Don't you worry your awfulness! I'm the fastest in the West!
05:24You are not! I'm the fastest!
05:26Oh, yeah? Prove it! Draw!
05:28Ah!
05:31No!
05:36Attention!
05:38Present arms!
05:41Commence firing!
05:52Sheriff, Sonic's the fastest gun in the West! Aren't ya, Sonic?
05:56Set up some tin cans, Deputy Tails! I'll show him some real gunplay!
06:06Go on, Sheriff! Blow them away!
06:10Go on, Sheriff! Blow them away!
06:31Of course he can! There's one now!
06:34Show him, Sonic!
06:41Boy! You really are a bad shot!
06:45Relax, Tails! You don't need to shoot straight when you're faster than lightning!
06:49Check this out!
07:00Hey! I'm Dr. Robotnik's favorite, so I should be wearing the hat and guns, and you should be wearing the
07:07saddle!
07:08Shut up, you old man! Get up!
07:10Ow!
07:11All right, wise guy! You want get-up? I'll give you get-up!
07:17Wow!
07:21Ah, looks like we're gonna get some peace and quiet after all, Tails.
07:28I don't think so, Sonic.
07:30Oh!
07:31Huh?
07:35Sheriff Sonic, I'm calling you out for a showdown!
07:38Winner gets the town, loser gets a free burial!
07:41Not so fast, Slow Mo!
07:44Why use messy old guns when we can settle our differences the clean way?
07:48At the poker table!
07:50Poker?!
07:51This is perfect! With our computer brains, we can't possibly lose head guards to that meat-headed hedgehog!
07:59Right!
08:01You're on, Sheriff!
08:03Deal!
08:07Did I happen to mention this is strip poker?
08:11Whoever loses a hand has to strip something off themselves and toss it in the pot!
08:15Whatever you say, just deal!
08:19Ah, I'll take five!
08:21I'll take six!
08:26I'm staying packed.
08:27Well, what do you got?
08:28I got a bent!
08:31That's a straight with one missing in the middle!
08:33Go fish!
08:34Read them and wink, gentle jerks!
08:37Five aces!
08:40Okay, each of you have to strip something off and put it on the table!
08:47Deal!
08:52Well, what do you know? I win again!
08:55Deal!
09:00I win!
09:02Yahoo!
09:03What are you waiting for? Deal!
09:08Royal hedgehog! I win again!
09:12Oh, you and your big ideas agreeing to play cards!
09:16Me? You were the one who said we couldn't lose with our computer brains!
09:21Oh!
09:23Guess I'm the big winner, gents!
09:25Catch these in for me, Tails!
09:27You bet, Sonic!
09:33Sonic, you saved our town again!
09:36Ah, it was nothing really, Miss Possum.
09:39Oh, don't be such a humble hedgehog!
09:42You're an ace of hearts in my book!
09:45Mmm!
09:51So! Sonic is sweet on Miss Possum, is he?
09:55That gives me an idea how to get rid of that show-off Sheriff once and for all!
09:59Ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:03Whoa!
10:07Miss Possum!
10:09Sheriff Sonic's waiting in the stage for you!
10:11Wants to take you to the lake for a picnic!
10:13Why, that sweet little ball of fuzz knows just how to melt a girl's heart!
10:31Where's Sonic?
10:33Don't worry! He'll come for you once he finds out your track in a runaway stagecoach!
10:39Ah!
10:42Sheriff Sonic, the stage is out of control and headed straight for Deep Canyon!
10:47And Miss Possum's on it!
10:49Miss Possum!
10:51Watch the office, Tails!
10:52Gotta juice!
10:56If I can't stop that runaway stagecoach, Miss Possum's a goner!
11:19Sonic!
11:20Oh, you shouldn't have come for me!
11:22Yeah!
11:23You fell right into a trap!
11:29Yeah!
11:30Now, Scratch and I will jump with parachutes, leaving you two to crash into the bottom of the canyon!
11:42Hey, brainless robo-chumps!
11:45What?
11:46I think you forgot something!
11:50What?
11:56What are we gonna do, Sonic?
11:59How about a nice boat ride?
12:22Oh, Sonic!
12:24You're so romantic!
12:25You're so romantic!
12:32Get closer!
12:34We'll sink the stage along with that no-good hedgehog!
12:39Huh?
12:40You're finished, Sonic!
12:41Ooh!
12:42Careful of that oar!
12:43You're gonna need it when you hit the rapids!
12:46Rapids?!
12:47Yikes!
12:48Ooh!
12:50Yahoo!
12:52Ah!
12:53Nothing I like better than shooting the rapids with a beautiful babe!
12:57Hang on!
13:16Oh, Sonic!
13:18You're wonderful!
13:23Oh, Sonic!
13:25Oh, Scratch!
13:25You're wonderful!
13:26You're wonderful!
13:27Shut up, you robo-bozo!
13:32Huh?
13:33Ha-ha!
13:33The joke's on Sonic this time!
13:35He's headed straight for the falls!
13:37Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:41The waterfall!
13:42We're headed right for it!
13:44Hang tight!
13:45Here we go!
13:47Whoa!
13:50Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:52He went over!
13:53We did it!
13:54Uh, Scratch?
13:55Not now!
13:56You'll spoil my triumph!
13:57But, Scratch!
13:58We're heading for the falls, too!
14:01Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
14:06-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:16Let me see!
14:19When Scratch and Grounder bring back Sonic, should I roll him into a pizza?
14:25Or blow him up like a balloon?
14:33Western onion!
14:34Western onion!
14:35Telegram for Dr. Robotnik!
14:38Of course!
14:39We mustn't forget the tip!
14:42Thank you!
14:44Now get out of here!
14:47Probably from Scratch and Ground are telling me how they captured Sonic and Tranquil Gulch's
14:52mind!
14:55Dear Robotnik!
14:56Scratch and Ground are in jail!
14:59If you want them, bail is 10,000 modiums!
15:03You're fan Sonic!
15:08Why, that little impudent pipsqueak of a blue baboon!
15:13If he wants a fight, that's just what he'll get!
15:24You're a bad boy!
15:29You're a bad boy!
15:31You're a bad boy!
15:35You're a bad boy!
15:37I'll get you, Sonic!
15:44I'll get you, Sonic!
15:58It's Dr. Robotnik!
16:00He's come to break us out of jail!
16:07All right, Hedgehog!
16:08I'll give you one last chance to give me what I want
16:12or I turn you into buzzer bait!
16:14Oh, he means us!
16:16Yeah, let us out or he'll turn you into buzzer bait!
16:20You can rot in jail for all I care!
16:23It's the town I want!
16:25Sorry, robot nerd.
16:26As long as I'm sheriff,
16:28no despicable desperado like you is gonna take over this town.
16:33Maybe not.
16:34But what about six despicable desperados like me?
16:39Wired Earp, Batch Cassidy,
16:42Billy the Kit,
16:44Chassis James,
16:46and Doss Holiday!
16:48And every one of them is programmed to shoot fast and at you!
16:53What do we do, Sonic?
16:55There's no way we can out-shoot those guys!
16:57Don't have to out-shoot them, Tails.
17:00Just have to out-run them!
17:04Get him!
17:06Get him!
17:11All right, Earp.
17:13Let's see how fast you really are.
17:21Not fast enough.
17:33Don't shoot, Batch.
17:35I can't hit the broad side of a barn.
17:41But I can hit you with the broad side of a barn.
17:49We gotta get out of here!
17:51Let's go!
17:54Aha!
18:01Simple!
18:01This horse can pull the bars off!
18:03Grab that rope!
18:08Now tie it to the bars!
18:10Great!
18:15Okay!
18:16Ready when you are!
18:18Get him!
18:21It is!
18:23Any second now,
18:24and these bars will be pulled clean off!
18:27Whoa!
18:28You idiot!
18:29Not those bars!
18:33You idiot!
18:35You idiot!
18:38You idiot!
18:39You idiot!
18:41You idiot!
18:43Huh?
18:45It's a good thing you guys are great shots!
18:50Cause I could never shoot you both like that!
18:54Sonic!
18:55Help!
18:58No more of your fancy footwork, Hedgehog!
19:01This time you draw against me,
19:03or your sidekick meets the next train!
19:06Head on!
19:08What are you gonna do, Sonic?
19:11Guess I'll have to shoot straight this time!
19:14Ta!
19:14You haven't got a chance against my infrared hedgehog homing foot on six-shooters!
19:21You're probably right, Robotnik,
19:23but I gotta do what I can to save my best bird tails!
19:30Sonic, wait!
19:31If you gotta get shot,
19:33at least you should wear some nice duds!
19:36But...
19:36Whoa!
19:45I'm waiting!
19:47Bang!
19:48Now where have I heard that line before?
19:54Okay.
19:55I'm ready.
20:07Draw, Hedgehog!
20:13Whoa!
20:17Whoa!
20:22I hate that hedgehog!
20:25Now that my job is done,
20:27I won't be needing these.
20:29But who's gonna be our sheriff?
20:31Best person for the job?
20:34Miss Possum.
20:35Why, Sonic,
20:36I don't know what to say!
20:38Just say,
20:39Yes, Miss Possum!
20:42Come on, Tails!
20:43Let's juice!
20:46Who was that fast hedgehog?
20:48Hi-oh, Sonic!
20:50Away!
20:50Yay!
21:05Ha!
21:06You missed me!
21:09Nice shooting, Sonic!
21:11Cartoon characters never really get hurt by guns.
21:14But real people do!
21:16So never play with a real gun!
21:18Even if you think it's not loaded!
21:20I don't want any of my pals getting hurt by a deadly weapon
21:23that's not a toy!
21:54or you'll be eating a donkey has a dog and a horse!
21:54I don't want any of my pals!
21:54Cookie Charge!
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