00:00BIRDS CHIRP
00:37I need to get rid of this.
00:38I'm so sorry.
00:38I can't get rid of this.
00:41I can't get rid of this.
00:48I'm so sorry.
00:53I can't get rid of this.
01:13Uh-oh, a policeman!
01:16Maybe there's an emergency. Let's see what he wants.
01:21What's the trouble, officer?
01:23Excuse me, my radar clocked you at 200 miles per hour.
01:27Gee, I'm sorry.
01:28I didn't know I was going that slow.
01:31I'm gonna have to issue you a speeding ticket.
01:35No taillights, neither.
01:37That'll be 250 mobiums.
01:41250 mobiums? I don't carry that kind of money.
01:44Well, in that case, I'm gonna have to take you to town to see the judge.
01:49We could outrun him, Sonic.
01:51Yes, but that would be illegal.
01:54The judge will send things straight.
01:56I don't care who you are.
01:59If you can't pay the fine, you'll have to do the time.
02:04I hereby sentence you both to 30 days on the chain gang.
02:07Take them away.
02:1030 days of hard labor for a speeding ticket?
02:13I wonder what you get for a real crime.
02:17Wow! Talking is a crime.
02:20Now, you just got yourself an extra 10 days on the chain gang.
02:24Sorry.
02:25That's another 10.
02:27Now, I hear you're real fast.
02:31Well, let's see how fast you are tilling the soil.
02:35Uh, I don't think that's such a good idea.
02:38Do it, or you'll be here even longer.
02:40If you insist.
02:49That's enough.
02:54That's another 10 days on the chain gang, wise guy.
02:58Now, go back to work.
03:02Excuse me.
03:04Could you move down rent, please?
03:06Thank your pardon.
03:08Whoa!
03:10You don't have to pretend you don't notice.
03:13I smell funny.
03:14It's a family tradition.
03:16Colonel Strange is the name.
03:18Glad to meet you.
03:19Sonic the Hedgehog.
03:21Likewise, I think.
03:23I breed flowers.
03:25Been trying for years to make a perfume that'll get rid of my stench.
03:29But as you can smell, nothing's worked.
03:33Bean, I developed these.
03:34And then strangers came from out of town and stole them from me.
03:38Put me on this chain gang.
03:40They're not very pretty.
03:42So why would anybody want to steal them?
03:44Because their pollen does funny things to people's minds.
03:48I'll show you.
03:50Biss-hoo!
03:51Hey!
03:52You are a chicken.
03:54Don't be ridiculous.
03:56I'm a two-tailed chicken.
03:59Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
04:02Hey, what have you done to my little buddy?
04:05Relax.
04:06I developed the antidote, too.
04:08Keep it right here in case they try anything funny.
04:11Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop,
04:17bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop,
04:27bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop,
04:28bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop
04:40It looks so special to me!
04:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:45Well, are we on schedule?
04:48Good!
04:49Once we load these canisters into my robo-blimp and spray the pollen over Mobius,
04:54I'll hypnotize the entire population into accepting me as their supreme dictator!
05:01Will you get your fingers out of your nose?
05:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-choo!
05:07You robo-egghead! Didn't I tell you this pollen is dangerous?
05:11To be exact, you said, if you mess up, I'll turn you into a pet robo-dog!
05:19Oh! Oh! Hey! You turned him into a dog!
05:24Oh!
05:28Okay, you can have a doggy biscuit.
05:32Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:33Now that he's under the hypnotic effect of this pollen,
05:37we can turn him into anything we want!
05:39Can we? Oh, boy! My turn!
05:43You're a trained seal!
05:52And now you're an elephant!
05:59Oh, boy! I could do this all day!
06:01Yeah! Just make sure you don't get any of this actidote on him!
06:07Or we'll be two dead robots!
06:11Oh, Scratch, Gronda, I've got a surprise for you.
06:16Let me guess. We're two dead robots?
06:26Next time you try something like that, I won't be so nice.
06:31Oh, thank you, your mercifulness!
06:37Work faster! The master needs more flowers!
06:42Who's the master?
06:44Beats me!
06:45Whoever he is, he's got the guards under the pollen spell.
06:49If they are, we can unspell them with Colonel Stench's antidote!
06:54It's worth a try!
06:56I know just how to do it!
06:58Hang on, cause we're gonna buzz, cuz!
07:08If you don't come out of there right now, you'll all be working on this chain gang till you're all
07:13in drag!
07:18Go for it, Tails!
07:23Huh? What happened?
07:25You've been in a trance!
07:27Who did it to you?
07:29Don't know his name, but he's fat and ugly, with big black eyes and a mustache that looks like two
07:35paint brushes sticking out of his nose!
07:38Robotnik!
07:39Give me some space, Ace! I'm cutting to the chase!
07:51We've gotta stop Robotnik before he does something awful with my flowers!
07:56I'll check out the processing plant! Tails, go with Colonel Stench and whip up a new batch of antidote!
08:02Right!
08:08Glue part 12E into hole 33Z!
08:14Hey! That's your nose!
08:17Sorry, I'm just not thinking straight!
08:20Oh, that's because I haven't glued in your brain pan yet!
08:23Oh, terrific, Scratch! You already glued the top of my head on!
08:28Oh, well! Now we'll ever know it's missing!
08:32No!
08:34Did somebody lose this?
08:38Uh, me?
08:40The jig is up, Robotnik!
08:43It is? Hey, I don't see any jig!
08:46Shut up, Jughead!
08:49Do you see Sonic's got the drop on us?
08:52Yeah! I guess he does!
08:55I said, can't you see Sonic's got the drop on us?
09:00I heard you! I heard you!
09:07Oh, yeah!
09:09He's got the drop on us, all right!
09:14Ha!
09:19Nice try, Robotnik, but it'll take more than flower pollen to stop me!
09:25I know! It'll take an hypnotic suggestion as well!
09:29You are no longer the fastest hedgehog in the world!
09:33From here on, you're not Sonic, but just an ordinary slo-mo!
09:39I'm an ordinary slo-mo!
09:41Go on, hedgehog! Get out of here!
09:44You're no threat to me now!
09:46I'm no threat to you now!
09:48Brilliant move, you bloatedness!
09:50Prepare to launch the attack!
09:56I'll dust the populace with the flower pollen!
10:00You two follow below me with the loudspeaker truck!
10:03Yes, you lipship!
10:04You remember what to say?
10:06You love Dr. Robotnik!
10:09A supreme detentor in smoking us!
10:13It's got a nice ring to it!
10:23But you'll do it!
10:25Great! Let's get out of here before I lose my lunch!
10:31I'm just an ordinary slo-mo!
10:35I'm just an ordinary slo-mo!
10:39Huh?
10:41Let's have some fun with him!
11:07What's the matter, Sonic? Why didn't you run?
11:10But I did run, and I don't know any Sonic.
11:14I'm just an ordinary slo-mo!
11:16Hmm! Robotnik must have dusted him with pollen and given him a hypnotic command!
11:22No sweat! I'll just give him the antidote!
11:26Where is it?
11:28Oh no! I dropped it!
11:35What do we do now, Sonic?
11:37I'm not Sonic!
11:39I'm just a...
11:40An ordinary slo-mo! I know!
11:43We'd better follow him!
11:50What'll it be, Mark?
11:52I'll have a hamburger!
11:55Hamburger?
11:56Wait! He really is an himself!
11:59Look out!
12:04Two dozen burgers, fries and malts to go!
12:08Say! Aren't you Sonic the Hedgehog?
12:11Me? Uh-uh! I'm just an ordinary slo-mo!
12:15Is that right?
12:17Well, if you're not Sonic, you must not be blue, either!
12:21Nah! You're yellow!
12:24Come on, Roadhogs!
12:25Let's have some fun with this little twerk!
12:28How about some juice, blue boy?
12:33Juice?
12:34Sure, I can juice!
12:50All right, you pipsqueak! I'm gonna pick you up, turn you over, and make you gone!
12:58Up, over, gone? I can do that!
13:02Up, over, and gone!
13:09Time to break, Jake!
13:26Nice bike! A bit slow, but nice!
13:30All right! I think Sonic's back to normal!
13:33How'd you like to be a member of the Roadhog Gang?
13:36Member?
13:37All right, all right! You're leader of the Roadhogs!
13:42I'm the leader of the Roadhogs!
13:45Oh, no! Sonic thinks he's a biker!
13:48Guess he's not as normal as you thought!
13:51Let's hit the Roadhogs!
13:54Sonic, wait!
13:55Hey!
14:03I've got a bad feeling about this!
14:14Commence Operation Pallidation!
14:21You love Dr. Robotnik! The Supreme Dictorian!
14:34It works like a charm!
14:37I'll be Supreme Dictator in no time!
14:41Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:47You love Dr. Obamny!
14:52I can't believe it. We're finally doing something right.
14:57Yeah! This time, Dr. Obamny's gonna be so happy!
15:01Dr. Obamny!
15:03A Supreme Detector of Moeons!
15:06You love Dr. Obamny!
15:23Let's tear up this town!
15:25Uh, whatever you say, Headhawk.
15:34Oh!
15:41Poor Sonic. Doesn't realize what he's doing.
15:45There must be some way we can stop him.
15:48What?
15:49It's Robotnik!
15:51And he's spraying pollen!
15:53We've got one chance to help Sonic!
15:56Which way to the general store?
15:58Right away!
16:10Watch out!
16:14Give me those earplugs! I've only got a few seconds!
16:25Bobby!
16:30You love Dr. Obamny!
16:33You love Dr. Obamny!
16:33A Supreme Detector of Moeons!
16:37You love Dr. Obamny!
16:40A Supreme Detector of Moeons!
16:43They can't hear us sing!
16:45You love Dr. Obamny!
16:48Obamny!
16:48A Supreme Detector of Moeons!
16:55You're Sonic the Hedgehog!
16:57Defender of the slow!
16:59Guardian of the slow war!
17:00Hero of the slow end!
17:03I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
17:05I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
17:09I'm...
17:10What a warped nightmare I just had!
17:14What happened to them?
17:15Robotnik got him with the pollen!
17:19I got it!
17:27You are now a gang of good hogs!
17:30You won't let Robotnik take over Mobius!
17:33You will help Sonic the Hedgehog!
17:36We are now a gang of good hogs!
17:40We won't let Robotnik take over Mobius!
17:44We will help Sonic the Hedgehog!
17:49All right, Roadhogs!
17:51Let's roll!
17:53Yeah, let's roll!
17:59Yeah, Mom!
18:00Dr. Obamny!
18:02A Supreme Detector of Mobius!
18:05Yeah!
18:10You take care of the truck.
18:11I'll get the blame.
18:13Get four-sided!
18:19Eh, step on it, Scratch!
18:23Don't worry!
18:24I'll fix those pigs!
18:26You will stop in two seconds flat!
18:29You will stop in two seconds flat!
18:33I will stop you in two seconds with the flat!
18:38I will stop you in two seconds with the flat!
18:49We are going to die!
18:51We are going to die!
18:56We are going to die!
18:57We are going to die!
19:00We are going to die!
19:00We are going to die!
19:01We are going to die!
19:02We are going to die!
19:07We are going to die!
19:08We are going to die!
19:10We are going to die!
19:11We are going to die!
19:11We are going to die!
19:11We are going to die!
19:21You asked for it, Hedgehog!
19:24I'm going to pollinate you and turn you into a skydiver without a parachute!
19:29I'm sorry, were you speaking to me?
19:32Ah, yes, I was just saying that I was going to pollinate you and, uh...
19:36Yes, you were saying.
19:38Oh!
19:41Oh, this big Tater business is tough work, but fun work!
19:51I'm waiting!
19:54Why, you!
20:05Now I'm really going to stick it to you.
20:08No, you wouldn't!
20:10Oh, yes, I would!
20:17Phew! Got it!
20:34Nice catch, bro!
20:36My pleasure!
20:42Ah, I'm alive!
20:45But not for long!
20:47I hate that hedgehog!
20:51Oh, and I hate you, too!
21:03We got you now, furball!
21:07Help!
21:08Please!
21:12Cuff!
21:13Let's get out of here!
21:17You did good, little buddy!
21:19If you need help, ask a policeman, because it's their job to protect all of us.
21:24And it's your job to let them know when you need them.
21:32I'll do good
21:33What about you?
21:33Oh, have I had yourÃda?
21:36Hey, Dad.
21:47Here I said,
21:47No!
21:52He's doing great, hard work!
21:53I think I understand it.
21:55I've been trying to find out!
21:56Cookie Charge!
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