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00:36I can't do that.
01:03And now, children, it's story time.
01:07Rita's Snoring Beauty!
01:09No! Snow Hite and the Seven Squatty Guys!
01:15There'll be time enough for all your favorites.
01:19I told you they were heading for the park!
01:22Quick! After them!
01:29Can't you read? Keep off the grass!
01:32Uh, sorry!
01:37No, literally!
01:42No bike riding!
01:46No robots!
01:50No egg belly slo-mos!
01:53I don't think that one worked.
01:55No fooling!
02:00Quick! The Poggle Portal Transporter!
02:03I thought you had it!
02:05But I thought you had it!
02:07Oh, go get it!
02:08No, you go get it!
02:11I think we're both gonna get it!
02:14And so, Hansel and Nettle got lost in the woods.
02:19Watch out!
02:21Ow! I think I sprang my tails!
02:24You'll feel a lot better if you just sit down and listen to this nice story.
02:29Sonic!
02:32I got you, little bud.
02:34And I've got you!
02:36Remember, Dr. Robotnik's set to make the beam wide!
02:41Get ready!
02:42Radiate fire!
02:52Well, I've never seen anything like that before.
02:55Well, stick around, sister!
02:58Stuff like that happens to us all the time!
03:08Where's Robotnik?
03:10I got a better one for ya!
03:12Where are we?
03:13If I didn't know better, I'd say we were in a fairy tale!
03:17But which one?
03:20Hansel and Nettle!
03:22The one with the house made of chili dogs in it!
03:25Chili dogs?
03:25Chili dogs?
03:28Hansel and Nettle!
03:30My fave fairy tale!
03:32For obvious reasons!
03:34Hey, I just noticed!
03:37I'm a girl!
03:38This is as weird as it gets!
03:41Huh?
03:44Who's that nibbling on my house?
03:46It just got a heck of a lot weirder.
03:49Why don't you two sweet, adorable children come inside as lunch?
03:55For lunch?
03:57Lunch?
03:57Hey, what a nice old hag!
03:59I mean, lady!
04:00Gales, wait!
04:01The story!
04:03Oh, well.
04:06Wow!
04:07There's nothing like the smell of chili cooking to get my tails twirling!
04:14Why don't you two incredibly cute tykes help me by stirring the chili while I prepare my secret ingredient?
04:23Uh, sure, lady.
04:25I wonder what the special ingredient is?
04:29It's you, you miserable dwarfs!
04:33No!
04:40Hey!
04:41How'd you know that was gonna happen?
04:44Little Bud, always remember your fairy tales.
04:47Is there a part where the witch throws giant balls of flaming hot chili at Hansel and Nettle?
04:53Nope.
04:55Well, somebody ought to tell Robotnik that.
04:58Take that!
04:59And that!
05:00Time to split, Chit!
05:09It would taste so much better with eggs and hedgehog in it.
05:14And so the witch added more jalapenos to the chili and continued to chase the hedgehog.
05:20That's odd.
05:21I don't remember this version of Hansel and Nettle.
05:24I like it!
05:25Me, too!
05:26Me, four!
05:27Uh, three!
05:29Oh!
05:29Get over here!
05:32We gotta fix this thing and get Dr. Robotnik out of that fairy tale dimension!
05:36Okay, okay!
05:38Right after the next story!
05:41Once upon a time, there was a princess named Snow Hight.
05:45She was the tallest princess in the land, but the queen was jealous of her.
05:50Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the tallest of them all?
05:59It ain't you, Stringbean!
06:08And so Snow Hight hid in the house of the seven squatty guys.
06:14Shrimpy, Stumpy, Dumpy, Shorty, Sonic, Tails, and Sid.
06:19Humming while you squat!
06:21Humming while you squat!
06:22We like to dance a lot!
06:29Humming while you squat!
06:31Humming while you squat!
06:32Humming while you squat!
06:33Humming while you squat!
06:34Humming while you squat!
06:35Now who could that be?
06:37I'll give you three guesses.
06:39Watch out for that!
06:40Ow!
06:42Beam!
06:47Please buy my... chili dog!
06:52Chili dog!
06:53Gangway!
07:00Tails, no!
07:03What's the deal?
07:04It's absolutely delicious!
07:10Man!
07:10He really doesn't know his fairy tales!
07:13Fairy tales?!
07:15That's gear-wrecked!
07:17And now you gotta kiss him or he'll sleep for 26 weeks!
07:21Kiss him?!
07:22But he's a short little two-tailed fox!
07:26But you've got to!
07:27If you do, I'll introduce you to, uh, Prince Charming!
07:31Prince Charming!
07:34You've got a deal!
07:41Whoa!
07:42That chili dog packs a wallop!
07:46Who's there?!
07:47It's the big bad wolf!
07:49Open up, or I'll huff and I'll puff!
07:52And I'll blow your house in!
07:55Wrong fairy tale, Robotnik!
07:59Is it?
08:03Go do it, Snow!
08:04Oh!
08:05There's your prince!
08:06That guy with the leaf blower is Prince Charming in disguise!
08:10My prince!
08:12My prince!
08:14This is a very big girl!
08:23Time to speed, Geed!
08:25I'm with ya!
08:27But where to?
08:29We've gotta find some way out of this fairy tale world!
08:32Come back here, you squatty little pest!
08:35Huh?
08:36Ah!
08:37My prince!
08:38My prince!
08:39Come back to me!
08:41Ah!
08:46Ah!
08:46Ah!
08:47Are you my fairy godmother?
08:49No!
08:50I'm your fairy godfather!
08:53I'm gonna cast a spell you can't refuse!
08:57Ben Cinderella!
08:58They will fear you!
09:00Huh?
09:00Give me that!
09:01Oh!
09:02This little device is just what the doctor ordered!
09:08Yikes!
09:08How'd that happen?
09:10In this crazy world, anything is possible, little bud!
09:14Right you are, Sonic!
09:15Perhaps you could help me with a little problem!
09:19I've been meaning to tell you!
09:20You're gonna need hedge clippers to cut those nose hairs!
09:24Very funny, hedgehog!
09:26But the problem I was referring to was whether I turn you into a toadstool...
09:32...or a toad!
09:39Ribbit! Ribbit!
09:42Whichever I do, it's the end of Sonic the Hedgehog!
09:49Let me see...
09:52Perhaps I'll turn you into a horse, or a horsefly!
09:58Speaking of flies, let's buzz, Kaz!
10:02Speaking of flies, we can't!
10:04Robotnik just turned the ground into flypaper!
10:07And then what happened?
10:08I don't understand it.
10:10I've read Cinderella a thousand times,
10:12and it never ended like this.
10:17I got it!
10:19Now let's de-teleport Dr. Robotnik!
10:22Okay, ready, aim...
10:25I'll say fire!
10:27Freeze!
10:34Oh, my goodness!
10:37Something horrible is happening!
10:40I've decided I'm gonna turn you into a fly
10:43and you into a toad.
10:46Promise you won't eat me?
10:48I don't know.
10:50It's been a long time since lunch.
10:53Just kidding, kiddo.
10:54Hocus Pocus, you are a...
10:57Huh?
11:00Uh-oh!
11:01Something went wrong!
11:03No dare!
11:05That's a big surprise!
11:07We're in the real world.
11:09Yeah, but so are they!
11:14Uh-oh.
11:22Fairy tales can come true.
11:25And it's happening to you.
11:28Like fee-fi-fo-fog,
11:30I smell the blood of an uncool hedgehog.
11:34There's nothing you can do here in the real world
11:37that'll scare us, Robotnik.
11:39Really?
11:46Time to beat feet and retreat, gang!
11:54Which one of you baboons melted my portable portal teleporter?
11:59He did it!
12:00Good night, DJ!
12:01Him!
12:01Him!
12:01Him!
12:02Him!
12:03I know how to make you get your act together!
12:09With magic as my weapon,
12:11I'll turn Mobius into my own private fairy tale!
12:25What's that in the future?
12:29There's just no way we're gonna beat Robotnik's magic!
12:35Well then, I'll just take a nap.
12:39Great!
12:41Cinderella's got her fairy tales crossed up, too.
12:43She thinks she's Sleeping Beauty.
12:46We need a fast plan.
12:50If I had my magic wand,
12:53the scum who turned you into a frog
12:55would be suffering this minute.
12:57Ribbit!
12:58That's so strange.
12:59I know I've read these stories,
13:01but they never went like this.
13:03They always ended happily ever after.
13:06This is no time to talk about fairy tales.
13:09We've got to come up with an end to the story.
13:12Wait a minute.
13:13This is exactly the time for it, fairy tale.
13:16What do you mean?
13:18Listen.
13:19Once upon a time...
13:23What a fool I've been.
13:26Science time.
13:27Magic is where it's at.
13:29Now the only thing that would make my triumph complete
13:32is the utter humiliation of ruin
13:35of a certain hedgehog and his friends.
13:39Yoo-hoo!
13:40What's that?
13:42What's cooking good looking?
13:44What can I do for you, my dear?
13:48Rapunzel is the name, Eggbelly.
13:50Long hair is my game.
13:52Why don't you climb up and see me sometime?
13:54Maybe I'll kiss you.
13:56Forget it!
13:57I might give you my millions in gold.
13:59Coming right up!
14:01Hey, there aren't any steps.
14:04I shall lower my beautiful hair
14:06so you may climb it there, Prince.
14:08I hate it.
14:11Hey!
14:12This seems so familiar.
14:16Oh, well.
14:23Honey, is that you?
14:25It is I.
14:27Where's my gold, Rapunzel, my sweet?
14:29Where's the kiss?
14:31Close your eyes and pucker up.
14:37Bit, bit.
14:38What was that?
14:42My prince!
14:44I found you!
14:50I'm getting the wand!
14:54I don't get it!
14:56I kissed a toad!
15:00I did that once!
15:02Yeah, me too.
15:03It was kind of nice.
15:05I think he liked me.
15:09Fee-fi-fulfill.
15:11Dig it.
15:12No, don't dig it!
15:14Burn it!
15:17I don't think I like fairy tales anymore.
15:21Remember, fairy tales do not introduce the child to the dragon,
15:25but to the possibility of the defeat of the dragon.
15:30Yeah, right.
15:33She's right, Tails.
15:34They're a defeat of the dragon right now.
15:46Wait, I just thought of something.
15:48The story of the lion and the mouse.
15:51Loved it right there, dragon.
15:55Come back to throw yourself on my mercy, Sonic.
15:58Fat chance.
16:02I don't need your mercy, fathead.
16:04You'll pay for that, Sonic.
16:07Roast him, dragon.
16:08Hang on.
16:09First, I just wanted to take time out to shake this dragon's paw.
16:13Roast him.
16:14Come on, big guy.
16:16Give me your paw.
16:17I knew it.
16:19Poor dragon.
16:26There.
16:31Down, boy.
16:32I love you, too.
16:34How did you do that?
16:36Guess you don't remember your fairy tales.
16:38The lion and the mouse is now the hedgehog and the dragon.
16:43Burn him up, you big, slobbering idiot.
16:49Ah, big, nice, slobbering idiot.
16:59I hate that hedgehog.
17:07Now, troops, it's us against just the three of them.
17:11Sure, no sweat.
17:13Only one of them has a magic wand,
17:14and the other one is a beatnik as big as a house.
17:17And the other is Scratch and Grounder,
17:19and they're too stupid to count.
17:21Well, it's not a real fairy tale, but I have an idea for a story.
17:31That's screwy.
17:33Everyone knows the real story is Jack and the Eggplants.
17:36This will never work.
17:40Like Fee-Fie-Fo-Fo, I smell the blood of a Nowheresville hedgehog.
17:47Yo, big daddy-o.
17:50Be you square or be you hip,
17:53I'll crush your bones and make a dip.
17:56You are the uncoolest man.
17:59You gotta drop the beatnik thing and get with the program.
18:02Beanstalk, baby.
18:06Like it's radically con-dempo up here, dude.
18:09I can dig it.
18:11Sure, dude, but can you climb it?
18:13You're bugging me, man.
18:17Here's where I get off.
18:19Home, James.
18:21Bummer.
18:23Quickly, children, cut down the beanstalk.
18:26Where is that big doofus?
18:28How long can it take him to conquer a hemisphere?
18:31When I'm through with him,
18:33he won't know what hit him.
18:43Playtime is over.
18:45Now it's time to see what this wand can do.
18:58That's it.
18:59Lights out.
19:00End of story.
19:02Oh, too bad this isn't a story.
19:05Who says it isn't?
19:07Where are we going, Sonic?
19:09You promised to be my friend till the end,
19:12didn't you, little buddy?
19:13Sure, but...
19:14Well, that's where we're going.
19:17And now for a few small natural disasters.
19:30Huh?
19:32Is this thing on the fritz?
19:33What's happening?
19:34It's the end!
19:36The end!
19:36Stop being so melodramatic!
19:40But look!
19:45It is the end, Robonic!
19:47I hate happy endings.
19:50And I hate that hedgehog!
19:58My wand!
20:02Did I miss something?
20:05Take ya later, Daddy-o.
20:08Thanks, Sonic.
20:11I love you, Prince Robotnik!
20:17Come on, you tinker toys.
20:20We've got to repair that portal teleporter.
20:23Why?
20:25Oh, I just had a few other characters
20:28I thought might be fun to have around.
20:31And so, Sonic the Hedgehog saved the day
20:34and they all lived happily ever after.
20:39That's it, children.
20:43Every story must end, even this one.
20:46But it's no fairy tale to say
20:48see you soon for more adventures
20:50of Sonic the Hedgehog.
20:58What's this, Sonic?
20:59It's the library, Tails.
21:01Come on.
21:03At the library, you can find books
21:05about a million different things.
21:09Books can take you to another world
21:11like fairy tales or prehistoric times.
21:14Wow, dinosaurs!
21:17Use your public library
21:18because when it comes to information,
21:20learning, and entertainment,
21:22books got you covered.
21:35At the library, you can find books
21:36and solves all the issues
21:36Stuff does은 이것
21:53as an owner of Sonic the Hedgehog
21:55or Sonic the Hedgehog
21:55or Sonic the Hedgehog
21:55or Sonic the Hedgehog
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